Only FailArmy’s ability (inability) to subtitle. First example at 4:53: Not even English. Even worse at 5:10 - English clearly spoken, completely mis-subtitled.
@maxbarko87175 ай бұрын
4:47 How do you know? This can damage the eardrum. Don’t promote that behaviour!
@mossbaby62925 ай бұрын
Sure, sure.
@loqutisborg54165 ай бұрын
The lord looks after fools and babies.
@darknes78005 ай бұрын
But its pure Darwinism !!!!!!!
@stilldajoker5 ай бұрын
7:38 Dude lost 95% of the coffee but still took the last sip
@2Shine555 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jordanmurphy-walker86145 ай бұрын
I saw this comment then laughed when the clip came up because of it
@powerjolt72155 ай бұрын
Would do the same honestly
@chrish82295 ай бұрын
100 would do ha
@amerwiccanandproud5 ай бұрын
Waste not, want not.☕
@iTeerRex5 ай бұрын
Incompetence does not qualify as unlucky.
@Novastar.SaberCombat5 ай бұрын
The real issue is that the majority of mankind truly *is* this schtoopid. 🙄 They don't legitimately think or analyze what they'll attempt prior to doing so; they'll just go for it. Same goes for how they decide on a political candidate, what jobs to pursue, and what activities to spend their most precious resource upon. Super classy stuff, btw. 😂
@nicholeshoultz58975 ай бұрын
😂 YAAASSS!!! 😂
@KathleenKGherardi5 ай бұрын
harsh
@jeroencornelisse5 ай бұрын
Neither does stupidity
@joemuncie91875 ай бұрын
It is unlucky when you are a natural born moron
@BlueVibes4455 ай бұрын
0:36 Oscar in a world of his own 😂
@TowGunner5 ай бұрын
A definite Razzie Award for both
@sykotikOG2 ай бұрын
He's got earbuds in and cranked up. Zero situational awareness stacked on top of technology that further zeroes out situational awareness. Imagine all those people out there who couldn't hit a barn with a ball if it were 5 feet in front of them, have no reflexes or situational awareness, and pay zero attention to anything going on around them on the best of days... now imagine them all wearing earbuds that take away one of their primary senses.
@BrittanyJohnson-f3p5 ай бұрын
the balloons popping out of the trunk at 15:05 LOL
@rekhapatel67825 ай бұрын
It's like congratulating for fail😅😅
@nicetoast-fh5kh4 ай бұрын
Insane!!!
@BaldEagle77444 ай бұрын
IKR LOL ITS TO PERFECT 😂😂😂
@Dm3qXY19 күн бұрын
1000th car bump
@livenotonevil82795 ай бұрын
Hospitals will NEVER go out of business
@jeepliving15 ай бұрын
Sir David Attenborough : "Over 200,000 years of evolution has made humans the most intelligent species on Earth." Fail Army: "It's time to re-define what is meant by the word 'intelligence'."
@Lwah08125 ай бұрын
200,000 years of work and it’s undone in 30 years.
@AburaGamer5 ай бұрын
@11:55 - Look at this bridge.. water both sides.. no sh!t Sherlock :D
@AtheistOrphan5 ай бұрын
Yeah I hate those bridges with water on only one side!😂
@christiangibbs85345 ай бұрын
His observation of "I'm very wet" demonstrates his astute observation skills.
@tangobaker755 ай бұрын
@@AtheistOrphan A bridge with water only on one side? Dam!
@AtheistOrphan5 ай бұрын
@@tangobaker75 - Brilliant! 👏
@Dm3qXY19 күн бұрын
apparently there was water beneath it too.. crazy..
@JohnnysCafe_5 ай бұрын
Fail Army is the best for funny clips because theres no one ruining the clip by telling you what you are already watching like most others
@John_Fugazzi5 ай бұрын
Yes! No comments, no music, no sound effects. Let it speak for itself.
@JohnnysCafe_5 ай бұрын
@@John_Fugazzi exactly
@SlwRpr4 ай бұрын
Yeah but there to short by about 5 seconds
@JohnnysCafe_4 ай бұрын
@@SlwRpr yes I thought I noticed that in several clips.
@adugaby17075 ай бұрын
Some are not unlucky ,they just lack common sense.😮
@MarquishaFreeman60435 ай бұрын
Right like the one on the horse
@VerySwearyFairy5 ай бұрын
And the one with the fire alarm on a spinning chair when there was a ladder in the background
@jonmobrien5 ай бұрын
I came here to post "most". Still funny but title is false.
@Lwah08125 ай бұрын
@@VerySwearyFairyI missed that
@VitaMedia22095 ай бұрын
Some people aren't necessarily unlucky; they just lack common sense.
@loganneice62775 ай бұрын
Within the first minute, my distrust for workout equipment on a doorframe has been heightened.
@Random-Captain5 ай бұрын
I have none of these problems
@kevinangus48485 ай бұрын
I got my first chin up bar when I was twelve ( medical). I weighed 100 lbs. But it comes with brackets you screw into the doorframe, and I was smarter at ten than...well, any lunk, for sure.
@c0nn35 ай бұрын
Most is user error
@coachbrandon015 ай бұрын
As A builder, i can state that it is NEVER the doorframe's fault. The trick is to be smarter than a doorframe.
@jimnasium4525 ай бұрын
@@coachbrandon01 Hell it's not even the door frame. Mostly they hang those chin-up bars on the door trim.
@tranz2deep5 ай бұрын
For 6:17 I am halfway convinced that the poor bird was locked into an oven on the cleaning cycle.
@maxertokАй бұрын
0:25 "Before we throw away the broken TV, why don't we make a video where we pretend it falls?"
@misanthrophex4 күн бұрын
you think so? The dude's reaction seems very real to me, the pain in his "why?" is too familiar and very difficult to act out.
@marksalsbery98265 ай бұрын
No one was HARMED?? Those sandwiches sliding off the plate was a tragedy! 😢
@tonidufrene58455 ай бұрын
That cannot physically injure you in anyway
@mattc8255 ай бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845Yes they could actually. Yow!!!
@RideAcrossTheRiverАй бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes, you could get hurt if you leaned over to pick up the contents so you fall over, slip on the tomato, slide across the floor, roll down the stairs to the front door you left open, hit the screen door latch with your foot, roll down your porch stairs and pick up speed, rolling down the slope of your driveway picking up more speed, hit a garbage bin being picked up by a truck, get plucked up and thrown into the back, get carried to a processing centre, get detained by police who arrest you for being a nuisance, get taken to jail, but your lawyer is in the Bahamas with two interns, so you sit in your cell, picking at a loose piece of skin on your finger, but you open it too far, and some juice from the tomato gets in and it really hurts!
@tellfile5 ай бұрын
At 0:20 , reminded of a buddy that was going to be the perfect gentleman and carry his friend's grandmother across the creek. She farted causing him to slip and they both fell in the creek. Her grandson standing on the bank couldn't stop laughing.
@donnakay1474 ай бұрын
3:55 She's pissed now... Come back in 10 minutes when her ceiling is on the floor
@phillwainewright42215 ай бұрын
Those guards don't stop for _anyone_ who gets in the way.
@EleanorPeterson5 ай бұрын
Yep. I don't know why my Comment keeps getting deleted by KZbin - I'm not saying anything nasty. So... I'll try rephrasing it again. Sixth time lucky, maybe.🤪 Here goes... Yes indeed. I think some peeps think the Guards are a bit of a joke, rather like a Disney Parade put on for tourists, but they're actually real soldiers on active duty, armed with real guns and doing a real job.
@LordStarbeard5 ай бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson Indeed, the do NOT mess around, and youtube is being a little sensitive bitch lately, for some reason 🤣
@clintonrumpf39275 ай бұрын
@@LordStarbeard Lately? The people that run KZbin have been sensitive for at least a decade.
@moonliteX5 ай бұрын
Except the king
@FreeKitty5 ай бұрын
Nor should they. That lady saw them coming... 🤣🤣🤣
@maranathashalom94024 ай бұрын
R.I.P. to the guy who died by getting struck in the head by the drone falling from 27th story in South Korea
@ŁeChíí-Diné5 ай бұрын
Loving no music or narration. Just humans being humans, be safe out there.🤸♀️😀
@jammers19674 ай бұрын
The girl dropping the TV was totally staged
@USAFMike4 ай бұрын
FailArmy thinking 0:25 was a legit and not staged video...not surprising 🙄
@phatcowboy765 ай бұрын
You took an engagement ring white water rafting. No one ever called him Albert Einstein.
@rictawheels885 ай бұрын
I agree, that’s what the silicone rings are for
@Star-sg2py5 ай бұрын
People never learn with those door pull-up bars
@RosheenQuynh4 ай бұрын
Yup
@grantm65144 ай бұрын
Or with the "just wedge it against the ceiling" pole dancing bars.
@RosheenQuynh4 ай бұрын
@grantm6514 Also yup 😂
@Richard-od7yd5 ай бұрын
Loved the lady on the paddle board. She had her nose closed before her tush hit the drink 😂😂
@randaltotten93585 ай бұрын
You can always tell the people who never had swimming lessons👃👃 it's hard to swim while holding your nose😂
@jb67123 ай бұрын
She was at least 100 pounds heavier than she should have been for that board. No surprise she went overboard.
@CaptainGancena4 ай бұрын
Real shoutout to the man at 10:11. I recognized that he's speaking in elaborate Puerto Rican Spanish swears and showed my parents because it reminds me of when Dad gets similarly mad at objects. Dad immediately transcribed them and now sometimes we each just start spewing the whole bit at each other when we're least expecting it. Your fall was not in vain, sir!
@isaacharvey4515 ай бұрын
Someone: *gets harmed* FailArmy: "No one was harmed."
@rzerizrzАй бұрын
who cares, these comments are getting annoying lol xD
@kadesonicbeast1155 ай бұрын
Oh the kids are so wholesome and kind 🥹 3:11
@Rikegile4 ай бұрын
3:16 That’s gotta hurt in the morning
@Ja50nkAt5 ай бұрын
Girl nearly breaks her neck falling off the horse and the horse is like "dang my leg sure is itchy" lol 2:38
@jb67123 ай бұрын
She shouldn't have been using a stool that wasn't meant to for standing on to try and get on the horse. And why would a horse know that a human "nearly broke its neck"? It doesn't have that kind of reasoning power in its brain.
@Ja50nkAt3 ай бұрын
@@jb6712 That's why it's funny "lol"
@umbrellacorp.5 ай бұрын
8:57 She's so Experienced she said Ouch before she fell. ☕️😌👍💯 13:53 😂👍💯 14:24 Main question. HOW?!.🤔?!
@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork5 ай бұрын
5:04 It's amazing that he's okay, his body is so flexible. 😂
@gozzwizz5 ай бұрын
"Oooo, babe -- that looked like it hurt so bad..." Way to be supportive, dude. 😬
@RideAcrossTheRiverАй бұрын
"Okay see ya"
@Novastar.SaberCombat5 ай бұрын
Most of these were not so much unlucky as they were poor life choices, lol. 😂
@RobertAdairWorkshop5 ай бұрын
0:25 Why did they have a tripod set up to film that? Something smells fishy
@This_handle5 ай бұрын
Probably from the next clip
@F4PhantomGaming5 ай бұрын
could've just been a doorbell camera too
@AWSVids5 ай бұрын
Forget that... the bad acting alone is enough to tell it's staged.
@hawaiianshirts47155 ай бұрын
That clip does feel staged, doesn't it? I've never seen doorbell camera footage in such a high resolution.
@nzdefrag5 ай бұрын
"Smells fishy!" How about "Looks completely staged" That dude took his acting lessons from any Korean actor.
@lin_plaYzzz5 ай бұрын
It’s not unlucky , it’s just what they do
@Novastar.SaberCombat5 ай бұрын
Schtoopid is as schtoopid does.
@FFMWFunnyMomentsOfTheWeek16 күн бұрын
This is why I never skip your videos - every fail is just too good!
@iiickythump5 ай бұрын
9:24 she was waiting for this moment 😂😂😂
@theunspoke8155 ай бұрын
It's about time we got an "I DONE TOLD UR ASS!!" Ya never know what ur missin' til ya re-hear it 30 years later!! 😂😂😂
@jeffsmith31325 ай бұрын
Why did the horse girl hover over the horse instead of just sitting down. You were there. Then you failed.
@MarvMarvensen5 ай бұрын
You don't seem to know how horseback riding works.
@jeffsmith31325 ай бұрын
@@MarvMarvensen is it required to straddle the horse and then hold yourself there for 10 seconds before trying to sit?
@bobmorgan15755 ай бұрын
@@MarvMarvensen I've never used a ladder to mount up. From left side of horse, left foot in stirrup, swing up and into saddle. Easy peasy.
@CottagecoreBihexual5 ай бұрын
Riden plenty of horses in my life @MarvMarvensen. The girl hesitated and nearly killed herself.
@dylanwong4714 ай бұрын
Also Ridden Plenty Of Times
@michaelb-u5w5 ай бұрын
congrats on 17 mil subs
@Talote19835 ай бұрын
15:42 Nah Terry was PLOTTING
@BIG-funnyhilariouspeople9 күн бұрын
I'm blown away by the quality of this video. Amazing job!
@DennisLopez-mh2se5 ай бұрын
3:38 Parking is perfect
@ryebread89255 ай бұрын
Drunk I guess
@ChhabraArdath3 ай бұрын
Absolutely loved this! You always deliver top-notch content. 👌
@Kragatar5 ай бұрын
5:08 "F*ckin' hell..." Subtitle: okay now. Failarmy subtitles are bigger fails than the fails they're subtitling.
@number4cat15 ай бұрын
If I go a day without one of these, I'm having a good day.
@crashdiet15185 ай бұрын
7:11 That laugh
@karolszczerba96083 ай бұрын
Yeah, it wasn't the actual fail that caused me to laugh this time
@CaptainKotetsu3 ай бұрын
Nowadays sticking your hand on a hot frying pan and getting burned qualifies as unlucky…….apparently
@KumaraoB5 ай бұрын
I was actually watching this video to get rid of stress and free up my mind .... Tq very much bro for uploading these videos 😁😁
@YvoKleijkers5 ай бұрын
The trampoline guy wasn't so unlucky, he had a great spotter.
@Books-and-coffee04 ай бұрын
Guy dropping the coffee and still getting a sip of it is a whole mood 😂
@myriaddunes25695 ай бұрын
You cant park there😂
@whitneywings32374 ай бұрын
No music, no narration. Perfect!
@Emper0rH0rde5 ай бұрын
I felt that guy's frustration with his girlfriend about the TV.
@peko19675 ай бұрын
staged
@FlanjoPanjo5 ай бұрын
yeah, that staged one reminded me of every ad on tv these days.. black gentlemen, white lady..
@dr.robertbennett34525 ай бұрын
@@FlanjoPanjo🤨🤨🤨
@FlanjoPanjo5 ай бұрын
@@dr.robertbennett3452 sounds dodgy but here we are, I'm f*ckin triggered lo and behold.
@Dizz20195 ай бұрын
I mean, if by some odd reason it wasn't staged, its on him
@composmentis34054 ай бұрын
It’s sad knowing I’m one mistake away from being on the channel
@HKC-IdiotsAtWork5 ай бұрын
Unlucky? Nah, it's just people thinking they don’t need to learn, too lazy to listen, or worse, acting like experts at something they've never tried. Those folks are a real hazard!
@sysop395 ай бұрын
I watched so much Fail Army, i now say BEEP instead of shit and fuck. My brain also subconsciously blurs beer bottles.
@closedcasketcustoms5 ай бұрын
4:37 she's ok. Came equipped with air bags
@LangstonDev5 ай бұрын
Same woman as 8:41?
@closedcasketcustoms5 ай бұрын
Looks like it *staring, not at face
@LangstonDev5 ай бұрын
@@closedcasketcustoms 😂 yeah I had to rewind it a few times
@AhDollar5 ай бұрын
she landed on her tailpipe in both videos, she didn’t even use the airbags
@Trestin135 ай бұрын
Since she was featured twice and on Failarmy IG, she got a name? For research to see if she is ok
@mikemayne0015 ай бұрын
That burnt to hell turkey was the worst I’d ever seen! 😂
@KjosephB5 ай бұрын
I’m not the brightest person in the world….but damn, these make me feel better about myself 😂
@PAfails24 күн бұрын
you is the best for funny clips 🤣🤣🤣
@Bear51775 ай бұрын
The guy walking straight into a basketball goal setup, in broad daylight! Despite obviously having plenty of time to see it! 🤣🤣🤣
@randaltotten93585 ай бұрын
And he was probably the person who put it in the middle of the sidewalk😅
@jb67123 ай бұрын
But it was also set on a public sidewalk, illegally, blocking it, and not where one would expect such a thing. He wasn't looking straight forward, and was likely deep in thought, so it wasn't actually in his line of sight. Whoever set it there was responsible for him crashing into it.
@FunnyAnalytics3 ай бұрын
This is next-level quality! Keep up the amazing work! 🚀
@Mio2485 ай бұрын
16:28 That dude probably got carried all the way back to the castle gates.
@joelmoses5655 ай бұрын
Your video is incredible Failarmy.🥰❤
@xhelan1315 ай бұрын
95% of this has nothing to do with luck or being unlucky at all...
@KukosEQ5 ай бұрын
True... Its about being dump AF😅
@jtomyhope5755 ай бұрын
0:54 cat: "Watch out. Watch out! ...tried to warn you."
@babywah32905 ай бұрын
Roller skate girl is top heavy😂😂
@sanddabz56355 ай бұрын
I'd like to see more of the roller skate girl!
@jb67123 ай бұрын
🙄 If that's meant to be funny...it isn't.
@201081hero5 ай бұрын
3:33 good on the woman who shouted back at that "you cant park there" guy but how drunk was the driver?!
@sanddabz56355 ай бұрын
The way the dude fell, he was hammered!
@jb67123 ай бұрын
Actually, SHE was the true fail in that one---anyone with the brain of even a gnat would have seen that the car was hung up on something and couldn't just drive off, so why say anything other than "Do you want me to call a tow truck?"? There was nothing good about her!
@IshanChakraborty-ji7xz5 ай бұрын
Consistency with uploads is much appreciated. They're always looked forward to!
@LifeMoments2475 ай бұрын
9:54 love him
@teofunny00883 ай бұрын
How is this so funny?! I’m literally crying! 😂 Who else is dying from laughter? 🙋♂
@MrBrewman955 ай бұрын
I’m surprised the Secret Service wasn’t on here.
@catline90795 ай бұрын
Perfect amount of bad luck being blamed for incompetence, just the way FailArmy likes it.
@IvoHatfield5 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting that together. I so enjoyed it. A laugh on almost every scene
@iiickythump5 ай бұрын
8:44 HELMET AGAIN! She didn’t listen the first time!
@kamcke835 ай бұрын
15:44 dog be like. i"ll show you for not giving me treats
@milky12341235 ай бұрын
the lady who dropped the tv the guy saw her struggling and didnt immediately go to her is crap.
@shelbynamels79485 ай бұрын
did it for views. I've seen TVs set out by the street that don't work anymore.
@ynhu76817 күн бұрын
"Who else is laughing uncontrollably right now?"
@jaykmdee1525 ай бұрын
This is one of the many reasons why people invented Cameras.
@TGT-IdiotAtWork5 ай бұрын
I appreciate your uploads! Thanks for making me laugh
@ZardozXerxes5 ай бұрын
3:22 The funniest part is that there is a stepladder right behind him! 🤣
@paulkennedy87015 ай бұрын
That's not a stepladder. It's planter steps. A wire frame to put potplants on. Not designed for climbing on (but perhaps better than what he did climb on).
@SydneyFranklyn5 ай бұрын
This video made my day better!
@moustachemoe5 ай бұрын
Half are stupidity and the other half are mostly just people being clumsy. There are only a few that are “unlucky.”
@MarshaMcconnellR-u5hАй бұрын
Every time I think I’ve seen it all, these funny fails just keep getting better
@migueldelamata59815 ай бұрын
That little scream he let out when he ripped that tape off AND the paint job on his car got me, lol 😆
@jb67123 ай бұрын
Yeah---dude obviously never heard of painter's tape, so used what appeared to be either duct tape, or duck tape, neither of which is ever meant to used that way.
@tresenie5 ай бұрын
Lady: I hurt my wrist trying to bareback a horse. other: oh it kicked you off? lady: no the stool fell over.
@atopermusic5 ай бұрын
Literally none of these videos were unlucky lol
@jb67123 ай бұрын
Some were downright foolish choices on the part of those who did what they did, but there were some that were not the fault of the experienciers.
@passtheparcel3605 ай бұрын
Honestly, it’s so depressing to see the physical and mental ineptitude of these people. It makes me want to cry and doubt our ability to evolve any further.
@jb67123 ай бұрын
Oh, don't cry....it's all about to come to an end in the relatively near future.
@kenthresh33505 ай бұрын
I wonder how far that guy chased the tent.
@sanddabz56355 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@TMaxMoment5 ай бұрын
*I actually smile because the people laugh.*
@xXE4GLEyEXx5 ай бұрын
Unlucky moment when I found this video, coffee break extended xd
@FerdinandIIBernardo5 ай бұрын
1:13 got me dying😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@seeps93535 ай бұрын
5:58 "Baby... HOLD the ladder" One lightly touched ladder later...
@JacobiusNH805 ай бұрын
*after marching into the people* ''MAKE WAY!!!'' lol I love the Royal Guard
@fuffthebucks72665 ай бұрын
People who plug their noses before going underwater are a special bunch
@Mienarrr5 ай бұрын
man, aint no way im getting a shitton of water forced into my deep nasal cavities💀 id rather look stupid
@fuffthebucks72665 ай бұрын
@@Mienarrr I have literally never noticed or thought of the feeling before. If anything it's good for you
@terratec10015 ай бұрын
0:25~0:30 - That looks like it was a set up.
@AWSVids5 ай бұрын
Clearly was. Bad acting. No reason to be filming like that.
@happycanayjian15825 ай бұрын
100%
@x-techgaming5 ай бұрын
2:45 NICE! Almost had it! 🤏👏
@joelmoses5655 ай бұрын
I love these videos so much.❤
@TypetwoAbsolute5 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and I see a lot of not luck but stupid actions, going to assume the rest of the video is indeed that
@MotivationMomentum-b6d5 ай бұрын
@0:42 he already imagined himself eating a sandwich while watching his favorite movie
@diedampfbrasse985 ай бұрын
very little of all that has to do with luck ... its lack of brains in most cases and the fails are more then predictable