Only FailArmy’s ability (inability) to subtitle. First example at 4:53: Not even English. Even worse at 5:10 - English clearly spoken, completely mis-subtitled.
@maxbarko87174 ай бұрын
4:47 How do you know? This can damage the eardrum. Don’t promote that behaviour!
@mossbaby62924 ай бұрын
Sure, sure.
@loqutisborg54164 ай бұрын
The lord looks after fools and babies.
@darknes78004 ай бұрын
But its pure Darwinism !!!!!!!
@stilldajoker4 ай бұрын
7:38 Dude lost 95% of the coffee but still took the last sip
@2Shine554 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jordanmurphy-walker86144 ай бұрын
I saw this comment then laughed when the clip came up because of it
@powerjolt72154 ай бұрын
Would do the same honestly
@chrish82294 ай бұрын
100 would do ha
@amerwiccanandproud4 ай бұрын
Waste not, want not.☕
@JohnnysCafe_4 ай бұрын
Fail Army is the best for funny clips because theres no one ruining the clip by telling you what you are already watching like most others
@John_Fugazzi4 ай бұрын
Yes! No comments, no music, no sound effects. Let it speak for itself.
@JohnnysCafe_4 ай бұрын
@@John_Fugazzi exactly
@SlwRpr3 ай бұрын
Yeah but there to short by about 5 seconds
@JohnnysCafe_3 ай бұрын
@@SlwRpr yes I thought I noticed that in several clips.
@BrittanyJohnson-f3p4 ай бұрын
the balloons popping out of the trunk at 15:05 LOL
@rekhapatel67824 ай бұрын
It's like congratulating for fail😅😅
@nicetoast-fh5kh3 ай бұрын
Insane!!!
@BaldEagle77443 ай бұрын
IKR LOL ITS TO PERFECT 😂😂😂
@iteerrex81664 ай бұрын
Incompetence does not qualify as unlucky.
@Novastar.SaberCombat4 ай бұрын
The real issue is that the majority of mankind truly *is* this schtoopid. 🙄 They don't legitimately think or analyze what they'll attempt prior to doing so; they'll just go for it. Same goes for how they decide on a political candidate, what jobs to pursue, and what activities to spend their most precious resource upon. Super classy stuff, btw. 😂
@nicholeshoultz58974 ай бұрын
😂 YAAASSS!!! 😂
@KathleenKGherardi4 ай бұрын
harsh
@jeroencornelisse4 ай бұрын
Neither does stupidity
@joemuncie91874 ай бұрын
It is unlucky when you are a natural born moron
@tellfile4 ай бұрын
At 0:20 , reminded of a buddy that was going to be the perfect gentleman and carry his friend's grandmother across the creek. She farted causing him to slip and they both fell in the creek. Her grandson standing on the bank couldn't stop laughing.
@BlueVibes4454 ай бұрын
0:36 Oscar in a world of his own 😂
@TowGunner4 ай бұрын
A definite Razzie Award for both
@sykotikOGАй бұрын
He's got earbuds in and cranked up. Zero situational awareness stacked on top of technology that further zeroes out situational awareness. Imagine all those people out there who couldn't hit a barn with a ball if it were 5 feet in front of them, have no reflexes or situational awareness, and pay zero attention to anything going on around them on the best of days... now imagine them all wearing earbuds that take away one of their primary senses.
@loganneice62774 ай бұрын
Within the first minute, my distrust for workout equipment on a doorframe has been heightened.
@Random-Captain4 ай бұрын
I have none of these problems
@kevinangus48484 ай бұрын
I got my first chin up bar when I was twelve ( medical). I weighed 100 lbs. But it comes with brackets you screw into the doorframe, and I was smarter at ten than...well, any lunk, for sure.
@c0nn34 ай бұрын
Most is user error
@coachbrandon014 ай бұрын
As A builder, i can state that it is NEVER the doorframe's fault. The trick is to be smarter than a doorframe.
@jimnasium4524 ай бұрын
@@coachbrandon01 Hell it's not even the door frame. Mostly they hang those chin-up bars on the door trim.
@tranz2deep4 ай бұрын
For 6:17 I am halfway convinced that the poor bird was locked into an oven on the cleaning cycle.
@AburaGamer4 ай бұрын
@11:55 - Look at this bridge.. water both sides.. no sh!t Sherlock :D
@AtheistOrphan4 ай бұрын
Yeah I hate those bridges with water on only one side!😂
@christiangibbs85344 ай бұрын
His observation of "I'm very wet" demonstrates his astute observation skills.
@tangobaker754 ай бұрын
@@AtheistOrphan A bridge with water only on one side? Dam!
@AtheistOrphan4 ай бұрын
@@tangobaker75 - Brilliant! 👏
@maxertok14 күн бұрын
0:25 "Before we throw away the broken TV, why don't we make a video where we pretend it falls?"
@adugaby17074 ай бұрын
Some are not unlucky ,they just lack common sense.😮
@MarquishaFreeman60434 ай бұрын
Right like the one on the horse
@VerySwearyFairy4 ай бұрын
And the one with the fire alarm on a spinning chair when there was a ladder in the background
@jonmobrien4 ай бұрын
I came here to post "most". Still funny but title is false.
@Lwah08124 ай бұрын
@@VerySwearyFairyI missed that
@BoomBoomTv124 ай бұрын
Some people aren't necessarily unlucky; they just lack common sense.
@livenotonevil82794 ай бұрын
Hospitals will NEVER go out of business
@jeepliving14 ай бұрын
Sir David Attenborough : "Over 200,000 years of evolution has made humans the most intelligent species on Earth." Fail Army: "It's time to re-define what is meant by the word 'intelligence'."
@Lwah08124 ай бұрын
200,000 years of work and it’s undone in 30 years.
@maranathashalom94023 ай бұрын
R.I.P. to the guy who died by getting struck in the head by the drone falling from 27th story in South Korea
@phillwainewright42214 ай бұрын
Those guards don't stop for _anyone_ who gets in the way.
@EleanorPeterson4 ай бұрын
Yep. I don't know why my Comment keeps getting deleted by KZbin - I'm not saying anything nasty. So... I'll try rephrasing it again. Sixth time lucky, maybe.🤪 Here goes... Yes indeed. I think some peeps think the Guards are a bit of a joke, rather like a Disney Parade put on for tourists, but they're actually real soldiers on active duty, armed with real guns and doing a real job.
@LordStarbeard4 ай бұрын
@@EleanorPeterson Indeed, the do NOT mess around, and youtube is being a little sensitive bitch lately, for some reason 🤣
@clintonrumpf39274 ай бұрын
@@LordStarbeard Lately? The people that run KZbin have been sensitive for at least a decade.
@moonliteX4 ай бұрын
Except the king
@FreeKitty4 ай бұрын
Nor should they. That lady saw them coming... 🤣🤣🤣
@marksalsbery98264 ай бұрын
No one was HARMED?? Those sandwiches sliding off the plate was a tragedy! 😢
@tonidufrene58454 ай бұрын
That cannot physically injure you in anyway
@mattc8254 ай бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845Yes they could actually. Yow!!!
@RideAcrossTheRiver7 күн бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes, you could get hurt if you leaned over to pick up the contents so you fall over, slip on the tomato, slide across the floor, roll down the stairs to the front door you left open, hit the screen door latch with your foot, roll down your porch stairs and pick up speed, rolling down the slope of your driveway picking up more speed, hit a garbage bin being picked up by a truck, get plucked up and thrown into the back, get carried to a processing centre, get detained by police who arrest you for being a nuisance, get taken to jail, but your lawyer is in the Bahamas with two interns, so you sit in your cell, picking at a loose piece of skin on your finger, but you open it too far, and some juice from the tomato gets in and it really hurts!
@Richard-od7yd4 ай бұрын
Loved the lady on the paddle board. She had her nose closed before her tush hit the drink 😂😂
@randaltotten93584 ай бұрын
You can always tell the people who never had swimming lessons👃👃 it's hard to swim while holding your nose😂
@jb67122 ай бұрын
She was at least 100 pounds heavier than she should have been for that board. No surprise she went overboard.
@isaacharvey4514 ай бұрын
Someone: *gets harmed* FailArmy: "No one was harmed."
@theunspoke8154 ай бұрын
It's about time we got an "I DONE TOLD UR ASS!!" Ya never know what ur missin' til ya re-hear it 30 years later!! 😂😂😂
@number4cat14 ай бұрын
If I go a day without one of these, I'm having a good day.
@ŁeChíí-Diné4 ай бұрын
Loving no music or narration. Just humans being humans, be safe out there.🤸♀️😀
@CaptainGancena3 ай бұрын
Real shoutout to the man at 10:11. I recognized that he's speaking in elaborate Puerto Rican Spanish swears and showed my parents because it reminds me of when Dad gets similarly mad at objects. Dad immediately transcribed them and now sometimes we each just start spewing the whole bit at each other when we're least expecting it. Your fall was not in vain, sir!
@jammers19673 ай бұрын
The girl dropping the TV was totally staged
@phatcowboy764 ай бұрын
You took an engagement ring white water rafting. No one ever called him Albert Einstein.
@rictawheels884 ай бұрын
I agree, that’s what the silicone rings are for
@Ja50nkAt4 ай бұрын
Girl nearly breaks her neck falling off the horse and the horse is like "dang my leg sure is itchy" lol 2:38
@jb67122 ай бұрын
She shouldn't have been using a stool that wasn't meant to for standing on to try and get on the horse. And why would a horse know that a human "nearly broke its neck"? It doesn't have that kind of reasoning power in its brain.
@Ja50nkAt2 ай бұрын
@@jb6712 That's why it's funny "lol"
@JacobiusNH804 ай бұрын
*after marching into the people* ''MAKE WAY!!!'' lol I love the Royal Guard
@lin_plaYzzz4 ай бұрын
It’s not unlucky , it’s just what they do
@Novastar.SaberCombat4 ай бұрын
Schtoopid is as schtoopid does.
@whitneywings32373 ай бұрын
No music, no narration. Perfect!
@Star-sg2py4 ай бұрын
People never learn with those door pull-up bars
@RosheenQuynh3 ай бұрын
Yup
@grantm65143 ай бұрын
Or with the "just wedge it against the ceiling" pole dancing bars.
@RosheenQuynh3 ай бұрын
@grantm6514 Also yup 😂
@donnakay1473 ай бұрын
3:55 She's pissed now... Come back in 10 minutes when her ceiling is on the floor
@kadesonicbeast1154 ай бұрын
Oh the kids are so wholesome and kind 🥹 3:11
@Rikegile3 ай бұрын
3:16 That’s gotta hurt in the morning
@USAFMike3 ай бұрын
FailArmy thinking 0:25 was a legit and not staged video...not surprising 🙄
@Novastar.SaberCombat4 ай бұрын
Most of these were not so much unlucky as they were poor life choices, lol. 😂
@teofunny00882 ай бұрын
How is this so funny?! I’m literally crying! 😂 Who else is dying from laughter? 🙋♂
@HKC-IdiotsAtWork4 ай бұрын
Unlucky? Nah, it's just people thinking they don’t need to learn, too lazy to listen, or worse, acting like experts at something they've never tried. Those folks are a real hazard!
@MrtandList3 ай бұрын
Bad luck is inevitable, the important thing is to laugh and keep moving forward
@Bear51774 ай бұрын
The guy walking straight into a basketball goal setup, in broad daylight! Despite obviously having plenty of time to see it! 🤣🤣🤣
@randaltotten93584 ай бұрын
And he was probably the person who put it in the middle of the sidewalk😅
@jb67122 ай бұрын
But it was also set on a public sidewalk, illegally, blocking it, and not where one would expect such a thing. He wasn't looking straight forward, and was likely deep in thought, so it wasn't actually in his line of sight. Whoever set it there was responsible for him crashing into it.
@Books-and-coffee03 ай бұрын
Guy dropping the coffee and still getting a sip of it is a whole mood 😂
@KumaraoB4 ай бұрын
I was actually watching this video to get rid of stress and free up my mind .... Tq very much bro for uploading these videos 😁😁
@passtheparcel3604 ай бұрын
Honestly, it’s so depressing to see the physical and mental ineptitude of these people. It makes me want to cry and doubt our ability to evolve any further.
@jb67122 ай бұрын
Oh, don't cry....it's all about to come to an end in the relatively near future.
@Mio2484 ай бұрын
16:28 That dude probably got carried all the way back to the castle gates.
@tresenie4 ай бұрын
Lady: I hurt my wrist trying to bareback a horse. other: oh it kicked you off? lady: no the stool fell over.
@jeffsmith31324 ай бұрын
Why did the horse girl hover over the horse instead of just sitting down. You were there. Then you failed.
@MarvMarvensen4 ай бұрын
You don't seem to know how horseback riding works.
@jeffsmith31324 ай бұрын
@@MarvMarvensen is it required to straddle the horse and then hold yourself there for 10 seconds before trying to sit?
@bobmorgan15754 ай бұрын
@@MarvMarvensen I've never used a ladder to mount up. From left side of horse, left foot in stirrup, swing up and into saddle. Easy peasy.
@CottagecoreBihexual4 ай бұрын
Riden plenty of horses in my life @MarvMarvensen. The girl hesitated and nearly killed herself.
@dylanwong4713 ай бұрын
Also Ridden Plenty Of Times
@umbrellacorp.4 ай бұрын
8:57 She's so Experienced she said Ouch before she fell. ☕️😌👍💯 13:53 😂👍💯 14:24 Main question. HOW?!.🤔?!
@201081hero4 ай бұрын
3:33 good on the woman who shouted back at that "you cant park there" guy but how drunk was the driver?!
@sanddabz56354 ай бұрын
The way the dude fell, he was hammered!
@jb67122 ай бұрын
Actually, SHE was the true fail in that one---anyone with the brain of even a gnat would have seen that the car was hung up on something and couldn't just drive off, so why say anything other than "Do you want me to call a tow truck?"? There was nothing good about her!
@milky12341234 ай бұрын
the lady who dropped the tv the guy saw her struggling and didnt immediately go to her is crap.
@shelbynamels79484 ай бұрын
did it for views. I've seen TVs set out by the street that don't work anymore.
@YvoKleijkers4 ай бұрын
The trampoline guy wasn't so unlucky, he had a great spotter.
@mikemayne0014 ай бұрын
That burnt to hell turkey was the worst I’d ever seen! 😂
@FFTV-IdiotsAtWork4 ай бұрын
5:04 It's amazing that he's okay, his body is so flexible. 😂
@Kragatar4 ай бұрын
5:08 "F*ckin' hell..." Subtitle: okay now. Failarmy subtitles are bigger fails than the fails they're subtitling.
@moustachemoe4 ай бұрын
Half are stupidity and the other half are mostly just people being clumsy. There are only a few that are “unlucky.”
@TMaxMoment4 ай бұрын
*I actually smile because the people laugh.*
@gozzwizz4 ай бұрын
"Oooo, babe -- that looked like it hurt so bad..." Way to be supportive, dude. 😬
@RideAcrossTheRiver7 күн бұрын
"Okay see ya"
@McgeeDwayne4 ай бұрын
Watching this with my family was the best. We could'nt stop laughing!
@RobertAdairWorkshop4 ай бұрын
0:25 Why did they have a tripod set up to film that? Something smells fishy
@This_handle4 ай бұрын
Probably from the next clip
@F4PhantomGaming4 ай бұрын
could've just been a doorbell camera too
@AWSVids4 ай бұрын
Forget that... the bad acting alone is enough to tell it's staged.
@hawaiianshirts47154 ай бұрын
That clip does feel staged, doesn't it? I've never seen doorbell camera footage in such a high resolution.
@nzdefrag4 ай бұрын
"Smells fishy!" How about "Looks completely staged" That dude took his acting lessons from any Korean actor.
@Frazzled_Chameleon4 ай бұрын
I love that one girl tryin' so hard to rollerskate and look cool, but just continually falling on her ass over several videos. LOL
@iiickythump4 ай бұрын
9:24 she was waiting for this moment 😂😂😂
@susieq77514 ай бұрын
0:25 "WHYYYY!???" If only someone had an answer to that question..
@iiickythump4 ай бұрын
8:44 HELMET AGAIN! She didn’t listen the first time!
@IvoHatfield4 ай бұрын
Thank you for putting that together. I so enjoyed it. A laugh on almost every scene
@xXE4GLEyEXx4 ай бұрын
Unlucky moment when I found this video, coffee break extended xd
@IshanChakraborty-ji7xz4 ай бұрын
Consistency with uploads is much appreciated. They're always looked forward to!
@atopermusic4 ай бұрын
Literally none of these videos were unlucky lol
@jb67122 ай бұрын
Some were downright foolish choices on the part of those who did what they did, but there were some that were not the fault of the experienciers.
@ZA1KLONB4 ай бұрын
Terry the dog definitely doesn't like her.. purposely put the ball in her path and then watched her fall. Love his look at the end almost like he is snickering at her 😂😂
@diedampfbrasse984 ай бұрын
very little of all that has to do with luck ... its lack of brains in most cases and the fails are more then predictable
@donniev81814 ай бұрын
You must be a blast at parties!
@jonas90.4 ай бұрын
the gymnastic girl in slowmotion made a nasty ankle twist! geez!
@migueldelamata59814 ай бұрын
That little scream he let out when he ripped that tape off AND the paint job on his car got me, lol 😆
@jb67122 ай бұрын
Yeah---dude obviously never heard of painter's tape, so used what appeared to be either duct tape, or duck tape, neither of which is ever meant to used that way.
@nunoaguiar25254 ай бұрын
11:53 dialog between two geniuses Camera guy - Look at this bridge, there's water on both side. Fall guy - I'm submerged in water and it's very wet!
@TypetwoAbsolute4 ай бұрын
30 seconds in and I see a lot of not luck but stupid actions, going to assume the rest of the video is indeed that
@CaptainKotetsu2 ай бұрын
Nowadays sticking your hand on a hot frying pan and getting burned qualifies as unlucky…….apparently
@Talote19834 ай бұрын
15:42 Nah Terry was PLOTTING
@vladimirenlow43884 ай бұрын
I almost upchucked my sushi when I saw all that duct tape on that convertible. I knew exactly what was going to happen. Car paint and duct tape don't mix!
@babywah32904 ай бұрын
Roller skate girl is top heavy😂😂
@sanddabz56354 ай бұрын
I'd like to see more of the roller skate girl!
@jb67122 ай бұрын
🙄 If that's meant to be funny...it isn't.
@SilentNightBodomNight4 ай бұрын
Unlucky for them, fortunate for us.
@KjosephB4 ай бұрын
I’m not the brightest person in the world….but damn, these make me feel better about myself 😂
@IiwchiooGibuuo4 ай бұрын
Thanks for highlighting the importance of yielding to emergency vehicles.
@kenthresh33504 ай бұрын
I wonder how far that guy chased the tent.
@sanddabz56354 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@TOP5InstantRegret4 ай бұрын
*This video brought back so many wonderful memories for me, thank you to the creators.!* 😅😊😊☺😆😄😀
@xhelan1314 ай бұрын
95% of this has nothing to do with luck or being unlucky at all...
@KukosEQ4 ай бұрын
True... Its about being dump AF😅
@shaunmman4 ай бұрын
Two things about the kitchen fail. Pretty sure that microwave has a vent. And y'all don't have a smoke detector in the kitchen?! Lol. Open a damn window at least.
@myriaddunes25694 ай бұрын
You cant park there😂
@spinynorman8874 ай бұрын
There's a difference between "unlucky" and "stupid".
@DennisLopez-mh2se4 ай бұрын
3:38 Parking is perfect
@ryebread89254 ай бұрын
Drunk I guess
@MotivationMomentum-b6d4 ай бұрын
@0:42 he already imagined himself eating a sandwich while watching his favorite movie
@MrWombatty4 ай бұрын
2:20 "You can't park there mate!"
@kamcke834 ай бұрын
15:44 dog be like. i"ll show you for not giving me treats
@closedcasketcustoms4 ай бұрын
4:37 she's ok. Came equipped with air bags
@LangstonDev4 ай бұрын
Same woman as 8:41?
@closedcasketcustoms4 ай бұрын
Looks like it *staring, not at face
@LangstonDev4 ай бұрын
@@closedcasketcustoms 😂 yeah I had to rewind it a few times
@AhDollar4 ай бұрын
she landed on her tailpipe in both videos, she didn’t even use the airbags
@Trestin134 ай бұрын
Since she was featured twice and on Failarmy IG, she got a name? For research to see if she is ok
@tdog544 ай бұрын
I always cringe when people film themselves working out. Not in FailArmy though. Thank you FailArmy.
@Coco-zu9ob4 ай бұрын
What are some of these people trying to do? It makes no sense. 😂
@crashdiet15184 ай бұрын
7:11 That laugh
@karolszczerba96082 ай бұрын
Yeah, it wasn't the actual fail that caused me to laugh this time
@mtjanglefins7814 ай бұрын
I was scared for that guy in the mud
@terratec10014 ай бұрын
0:25~0:30 - That looks like it was a set up.
@AWSVids4 ай бұрын
Clearly was. Bad acting. No reason to be filming like that.
@happycanayjian15824 ай бұрын
100%
@Kat-tr2ig4 ай бұрын
0:25 Woman: "Can you help? Can you help?" Man: *doesn't help Tv falls Man: *gets pissed off because tv falls.
@salty80494 ай бұрын
that's her fault, she said "can you help" while she was already dropping the tv
@Jac704 ай бұрын
It's obvious staged bullshit. That TV probably cost about 10 bucks on Craigslist.
@AWSVids4 ай бұрын
This is clearly a staged video. Bad acting. No reason to be filming with a camera set up on a tripod.
@seeps93534 ай бұрын
5:58 "Baby... HOLD the ladder" One lightly touched ladder later...
@arkayoarkayo47393 ай бұрын
The opening scene: the guy biffs gravel & lands in some bushes: 😂
@iiickythump4 ай бұрын
4:39 HELMET!!!!!
@ThunderJohnny-b8j4 ай бұрын
3:24 "hey you cant park there" Love A hole corn ball humor
@Emper0rH0rde4 ай бұрын
I felt that guy's frustration with his girlfriend about the TV.
@peko19674 ай бұрын
staged
@FlanjoPanjo4 ай бұрын
yeah, that staged one reminded me of every ad on tv these days.. black gentlemen, white lady..
@dr.robertbennett34524 ай бұрын
@@FlanjoPanjo🤨🤨🤨
@FlanjoPanjo4 ай бұрын
@@dr.robertbennett3452 sounds dodgy but here we are, I'm f*ckin triggered lo and behold.
@Dizz20194 ай бұрын
I mean, if by some odd reason it wasn't staged, its on him