So I hate Kirby now

[@felipevaldes3487]

Failboat: *Makes a funny yet satirical title* Every Kirby fan in a 20 mile radius: *I sense a disturbance in the force*

[@5upertnt_ng73]

literally me when i saw it

[@pinkpineapple9502]

i hate how accurate this is💀

[@felipevaldes3487]

@@5upertnt_ng73 It's just you _can't just say you hate Kirby_

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

"You have to really try to not like kirby, you have to be full of hatred to not like him." -YuB

[@DocSleepy]

@Anna ♪ begone spambot

[@Idk.723]

This is impossible. Daniel cant hate Kirby, we won’t let him.

[@hussainalaiwi9270]

If he even think about it we will come to his house and bombard him with poyo,s

[@Mafuyus-depression]

yes

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

@Anna ♪ finally your father left.

[@bloodmuzzle]

This sounds threatening. I like it :3

[@luckywii8731]

@Super Kirby either your comment was funny or I'm genuinely a bad person

[@Czar_Khasm]

Between this and Celeste’s “sponsored by” segment, I can safely say some of Dan’s best content comes from him going insane

[@dropfish3109]

nes-FAST

[@MitoNova583]

@@dropfish3109 EVEN QUICKER THAN QUIK

[@audrey.o.]

@@MitoNova583 ITS nes-FASSST

[@internettrash437]

@@audrey.o. IT FIXES YOU THE CHOCOLATE QUICKER THAN NESQUIK EVER COULD

[@intern_ranked_employee]

🍕

[@failboat]

Dont ever show me an image of a pizza again

[@hectorryu8182]

Maybe yes, maybe not >:)

[@yellowskies2551]

I will >:)

[@BlastDB]

I will

[@BlastDB]

With kirbys head on it

[@BlastDB]

AND VOILENCE

[@Kamerson2]

Fun Fact: I DM'ed Failboat a list of the annoying ability shards right before he streamed this, and he used the list as he played! I tried my best to give important updates during the stream, like telling him that you can't get bomb/rock in 4-2, but I did mess up in 5-4 where I thought Electricity wasn't in the stage. I skimmed through a video during the stream and didn't see it, but I did indeed miss it. Apologies to the misinformed madness at 8:08 XD

[@hextheprotogenfox]

Thx KO

[@waddledoo3474]

It’s fine we love to watch failboat suffer

[@AxoTheGamer]

@@hextheprotogenfoxomg. A Protogen

[@nameless......................]

​@@hextheprotogenfox*headpat*

[@hextheprotogenfox]

Note to self, my fellow Failboat fans like protogen -w-

[@mooncake8059]

Fun fact: The Pizza making thing went on for several hours with chat just laughing at Danel while he was suffering.

[@plaidhatter1674]

How long lol?

[@mellowhi634]

Classic chat

[@rotz394]

So it was Matchmaker Station all over again?

[@Popfizz2023]

It didn’t even look that hard to do

[@Mike14264]

Ofc

[@HolloTheRaven]

The rock at 10:54 can be broken using any Ice combo ability. Breaking it with Fire + Ice was completely unnecessary lmao

[@min_is_mini]

chat really does adore failboat's suffering huh

[@KaleidosXXI]

He was never under the assumption that it was necessary, he used that combo because he hates it and chat wanted him to use it.

[@agentdon1760]

Well the thing is he knew He was just stubborn

[@332ljpittman]

So he couldve used god fridge

[@Xman34washere]

It was pure hatred that fueled his decision to use it

[@Unovakid24]

Props to Failboat for not using save states (assuming this is the Switch N64 library). The fact he did this legitimately deserves recognition

[@TruelyAstern]

Nah he played it on his legal Nintendo 64

[@MitoNova583]

it's not Switch N64, but either way yeah he did this without save states

[@Shantae1188]

I mean, I did it without save states as well. It is nothing special

[@SKsuprakirby]

@@Shantae1188 I first finished it in 2004. the biggest challenge i face was "WHICH OF THESE STONE CUTTER CRITTER YOU NEVER USE EVER CAN WALLJUMP?!" Because i only ever used the Stone Cutter little Bird. the other are so clunky your literally faster without using them. but once i got it. I destroyed 0² in 2 minutes? maybe less?

[@manimdead485]

@Anna ♪ your mom

[@idioticcrapbag7155]

that first part where he was slowly descending into insanity though 😂

[@anne-clarkcromwell628]

yea

[@JUMPYCOOL]

He just wants to make a pizza.

[@luckywii8731]

*_It all goes downhill from there lol_*

[@idioticcrapbag7155]

@@luckywii8731 exactly

[@bloodmuzzle]

I see Failboat as a pretty deranged guy overall, but WOW this game pushed him to the brink of needing a straightjacket 💀

[@stevesamuals2651]

For anyone wondering why he keeps using ice fire in the video, he was called a wienie if he doesn't get the gem with the combo Just needed to defend fails rampid ice fire use

[@amatteurrwave]

Man that explains it. I was wondering if someone in chat specifically said he NEEDED to use Fire-Ice to get it, bc I know you can get it with Double Ice.

[@luckywii8731]

This is why he hates us lol Fire and Ice is somehow the worst combination, when it could be the most OP

[@DarkonFullPower]

Not quite. It sounds like (at least at the start) people were telling him that he NEEDED Fire/Ice to break that block. You don't.

[@DarkonFullPower]

@@amatteurrwave They did. That is (at the start at least) why Fire Ice began. But I would hope he found out it could be skipped later.

[@MitoNova583]

@@DarkonFullPower if you check the full stream, Dan actually did acknowledge he didn't need to use Fire/Ice, but Cunk Cost Fallaky was in full force by now & he had to do it just to prove a point that acknowledgment got cut out of the video

[@hyperslime64]

9:56 This is immensely relatable. When playing through Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, I had SO much trouble with the "Dodge 10" Expert Challenges to the point where seeing Mario taking damage physically hurt. It sucks.

[@phantomy2034]

The Dodge 10s were the easy part (to me), it's the no-hitter specifics where it gets tricky because some are way harder to dodge than others... *glares at Pi'ilodactyl *

[@Earmitethemself]

super relatable for geometry dash, happens on literally every hard level until you drill it so far into your brain you can do it without thinking

[@lollisodapop11]

hearing fail swear is like seeing the rock and Charlie d'amelio go to Disneyland together

[@lollisodapop11]

@Anna ♪ ????????????????

[@alexcao2825]

@@lollisodapop11 bot.

[@theinsanelycoolmj3298]

this is SO oddly specific yet it makes so much sense

[@gabrielacovarrubias6947]

@@alexcao2825 can I report her or him

[@manimdead485]

@@gabrielacovarrubias6947 i did it

[@JustAFunnyFella]

6:24 I'd like to imagine Failboat counting on his fingers while swearing to the world's calmest music to insure that it was 10 seconds of profanity.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Failboat: Fire-Ice is just worse needle ability, the bottom tier Viewer: Fire-Ice is literally S-tier Failboat, dying: *Amazing, every word of what you just said...was wrong* "The first is one that doesn't have an ability thing, I just got to be good enough to get it" and then he falls...so many golden perfect timing moments in this

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Failboat: I have seen no instance of electricity just yet Sparky: Hello there! Failboat: I have now- Sparky: *SIKE, MORTAL YOU THOUGHT* I won't be surprised if the CIA uses this game as a torture method

[@Gloochiiiiii]

Incredibly fucked up that chat convinced him that: a) He needed Fire/Ice for 4-4 instead of just Ice/Anything. b) Electric isn't in 5-4 when you can actually get it right before the midboss. You can get it from the claw guys that drop down at you by floating up by them and sucking them through the wall as you drop back to the ground, then backtrack a bit through the same room to get Cutter. Also really unfortunate that he didn't know he could just backtrack to the previous room to grab Needle if he loses it in 5-2.

[@dropfish3109]

He KNEW he did not need fire-ice. He was dumb on purpose.

[@Gabimates]

@@dropfish3109 how do you know that?

[@MitoNova583]

@@Gabimates the full stream, where he says he KNOWS it's not specifically Fire/Ice but chat peer pressured him into doing the entire level with it

[@Gabimates]

@@MitoNova583 oh ok

[@Kamerson2]

The Electric not in 5-4 was my fault. He was referring to a list that I made for him before the stream pointing out where all the annoying ability shards were, and I was trying to update the list with important notes during the stream, but while skimming a 5-4 vid I missed seeing electricity, so I said it wasn't there in my list. Apologies >_

[@galacticfire5315]

Can’t wait to see fail struggling with geometry

[@5upertnt_ng73]

Gemotry? what about you Geome-Try again, failboat?

[@constellationmaker145]

geometry dash

[@cloudedmind7690]

@Anna ♪ shut up

[@samboi123]

@Anna ♪ no

[@grass_enjoyer]

He would despise cuphead

[@AmazingMario16]

Just remember that toddlers back in the day somehow managed to solve these puzzles with no knowledge and beaten it 100%. Meanwhile in our time: Dan has lost his mind making pizza and trying to match abilities and holding on to them for dear life

[@SemiHypercube]

peak game design and also fire+ice is truly the best ability in kirby history

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Best Ability? No Funniest? Absolutely

[@Mr.Brothybear]

What's it do?

[@ChickenMcKicken]

@@Mr.Brothybearmelting ice cube. do i need to say more?

[@MitoNova583]

WE FINALLY GOT THE FABLED FIRE/ICE CUT OF THE KIRBY 64 STREAMS

[@weirdtyrant6274]

I remember hearing something about how the reason some of the shards are so hard to get in this game may have been so that younger kids wouldn't see Zero^2 (which I am (99.7% sure is the reason for the re-release's T rating).

[@Googoobie102]

Failboat going insane is always funny Edit: holy shoot, how did this get so many likes. I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment

[@marshmallowenthusiast9032]

True

[@Muffin-007]

It’s not a failboat video if he doesn’t go insane

[@cuteshark7261]

Yep.

[@luckywii8731]

*_So he wasn't before?_*

[@eraykaan]

@@BBGP.5003 cant spell failboat without the L

[@waffle-man]

Kirby has found your sin unforgivable. Edit: huh, first time I've been able to see my comment this high up.

[@Lumiesfinetoo]

never seen a man struggle so much to make a- pizza? also this editing style is awesome it’s very quick and chaotic feels different than usual

[@samboi123]

NoteBlock edits a number of Failboat videos, they did this one too

[@MistKitten]

the first part felt like a less infuriating version of Matchmaster Station from the Octo Expansion lmao, had to complete that with the blaster recently to 1000% that DLC and it was hell

[@lugoorstar]

It's always good to see failboat falling under peer pressure.

[@toastr1255]

I watched this live and was disappointed to see that it was cut out from the previous video. Glad it got made into its own video!

[@TFreddy1987]

I’ll never stop laughing at the pure FURY and ANGER Failboat had when he got hit at Shiver Star and lost his needle. First time I ever heard him curse!

[@SonicstarVocaloid]

Daniel now requires DAILY therapy due to his commitment to getting the true ending to Kirby 64 Pray for his soul

[@AtomicGolem]

0:15 "Recreate the soup, Linguini, or you're *fired.* " got me.

[@BaconBoī90]

literally benson

[@ink1mationsyt168]

6:11 is the best part lol

[@realsalu634]

If Daniel thinks getting all the shards in Kirby 64 is hard, he will get an aneurysm with Dreamland 2 and 3

[@supercamborg4218]

64 is more frustrating than Dreamland 3 tbh

[@realsalu634]

@@supercamborg4218 Dreamland 2 is more frustrating than the other 2, at least i think so

[@supercamborg4218]

@@realsalu634 yeah DL2 is the worst out of them

[@Iris_Descent]

Not at all, DL2 has it soooo much easier than 3.

[@supercamborg4218]

@@Iris_Descent nah man

[@SmallArtsie]

1:14 = basically my sister while playing any game

[@f1appex936]

Failboat (7:08): I don’t rage in Kirby, I don’t rage in games Salty Mania: *Am I a joke to you?* Edit: Also I know in Kirby isn’t in Sonic Mania but it’s just to amplify the rage of Failboat in this video, in this specific moment in general as opposed to his Sonic Mania video titled Salty Mania where he also rages constantly and consistently throughout the video

[@kaidenst.dennis6982]

This is probably the hardest Kirby game out. I couldn’t figure out how to beat the whale because I didn’t know holding the fish made it a gun

[@kaidenst.dennis6982]

Also, Dan, though he says this is a mistake, is one of my idols. I am on the older side of childhood, so he doesn’t have an 8 year old seeing him as a role model (here anyway) but he’s got a million subs (right now), an acceptable chat community (I say acceptable because they aren’t exactly supportive but they also aren’t telling him to die in a ditch), and he gets paid to be bad at video games (no offense Dan)

[@TheO_oMol]

It's never a failboat video without a chunk of Dan's sanity deteriorating

[@StylishMario]

3:50 The hardest boss to survive in Kirby 64

[@Just_Tech0]

It’s been 8 months and I still feel Daniel’s pain every time I see this video, I even feel like screaming myself every time I see this. (Screaming such as internal pain, not hatred of content) I know it’s been forever and Daniel probably moved on, but I want to give the man a hug from the pain that happened from this. If you read this fully, you’ve earned a lollipop, just go to the candy store.

[@pikanachuster4032]

I only got here for the last part of the stream and I did not realise how much salt I missed. That was insane I’m cackling so loudly. What a great video. Rest in pieces boss

[@Scatterbrained_and_Lost]

Going from the game grumps discussing which food mascots they'd bone, to failboat struggling with arguably frusterating kirby level design has been something.

[@Space-ious]

Would it have been so hard for Adeleine to just move the painting of the pizza over ONE ROOM?!

[@builderbosc]

Glad it’s not just me. Also, fail didn’t need the melted IceCube for that fire stage shard, he just needed any ability with ice that wasn’t fridge. I learned the exception of fridge the hard way.

[@darkkirby1629]

What I heard at 4:33 : THREE FOOT JUMP DUUUH

[@aubrisfox]

fail loosing his mind over block pizza is not something i knew i needed, but here we are

[@rells2311]

4:00 This is the stupid humor I subbed for XD

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

*I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousand of voices screamed out, bit were silenced*

[@jonathanharrison9230]

You can just move the screen away from their spawn point and move it back and they will respawn. Also, some do have the necessary abilities later in the level, but you can usually walk back to the puzzle when they do.

[@Zaroni_]

Honestly, Dan's cursing is the funniest part of the video

[@dazcarrr]

that pizza puzzle took way longer than the video made it look like btw

[@kyllernotkiller]

Kirby 64 stands for "kirby 64 times more painfull"

[@lazysheetghost]

1:01 there's a couple layers to this moment but I don't know if it's a tiny bit or not

[@delinquentangel]

Ah yes, Failboat and the Crystal Profanities. My favorite Kirby game.

[@7evene1ev3n8]

You know it’s bad when failboat has to swear

[@Pokemonmasterz]

8:06 they lied, electric is in this level, those purple spike things are electric, they’re just hard to get out

[@RyderMK]

0:51 How would a pizza consume you?

[@thatoneguy3503]

Absorption

[@lcurry3771]

8:25 *realization*

[@Proud_of_Yourself]

I was laughing at your pain the whole video, I hope your sanity's okay after all that

[@Kingatank]

This part made me chuckle 3:55

[@Fishy_Nugget]

Me seeing this title, My body: so he gets frustrated, that's ok. My senses: Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right.

[@Nick04X]

Will this help heal the damages u went through? And I'm sorry for you experiencing this pain...

[@BlueBerry20071]

"I don't rage at games!" Octo expansion matchmaster station and move it move it station. Celeste chapter 9. Most failing four videos. Idiot vs troll level. And many others i am forgetting.

[@Asherbird25]

"Fire ice is just worse needle" Chat: *and I took that personally*

[@epicsause21]

7:59 Idk what chat was talking about, electric is available in the level

[@epicsause21]

My original timestamp was 8:59 so either 1 minute of this video was removed (99.999% chance) or I accidentally typed in the wrong number (0.001% chance)

[@epicsause21]

@Gaming Rainbow and others I honestly can't remember if this wad a joke or not

[@kristopherbeckett7407]

9:40 Me mental sanity when I lose Super Meatboy more to than 12 times

[@TGCPhilip]

Kirby, the franchise known for easy games and *bloody lore* (but we'll ignore that), made Failboat swear on a stream that didn't have a warning in chat or on the title.

[@Louie_Log]

10:59 *when the doom music kicks in*

[@Lim3cake]

Failboat when he finds a funky game: *I can milk you.*

[@jarbles5098]

Fail, you undertook a very difficult challenge. Everyone is very impressed. I do have some advice, however. Here’s my list of advice. “Git Gud” “Boring, bye” I’ve taught you all I know.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Shiver Star from Kirby 64 is basically just Earth covered entirely with frost, speculating that it's just an aftermath of nuclear destruction, hence the factory level.

[@yqgameryt3835]

I remember the 100% and all I can say is I'm sure everyone who tried to 100% it isn't 100% sane anymore, glad to see you're revisiting an old classic

[@Clionii]

Why can I not remember what that sound effect at 6:46 is?

[@whythehellamihere275]

It's the macaroni with the chicken strips tiktok

[@Clionii]

@@whythehellamihere275 Thanks a lot!

[@hextheprotogenfox]

Macaroni with the chicken strips. A-

[@MetaOSC]

What’s funny is it’s not required to use fire ice, you can break it with any ice combination. Chat just wanted to see failboat suffer.

[@ragg232]

It is, in fact, a pain in the ass. It took me until I played the anniversary collection to figure out how to use the cutter/stone combo to get the last shard I needed. I did have a eureka moment and was very happy about it. But still, it was *years* before then.

[@TheWiseDoge]

1:03 Daniel: “I’m not an artist, chat!” Also Daniel: **POSTS HIS ART THAT HE MAKES ON HIS TWITTER WITH A DRAWING TABLET THAT HE SHOWED IN ONE OF HIS VIDEOS**

[@powow2120]

5:00 what is the hit box on that!?

[@leblanc3536]

in order to face 02, you must first face despair

[@ZaderathTheWolf584]

0:13 bro, what is this music XXXDDD

[@bluemike1215]

Pizza time from spider man(the game)

[@ZaderathTheWolf584]

it sounds hilarious Lol and what is this music in the background at 1:53

[@plaidhatter1674]

A VEEEERY bad rendition of the Italian opera song "Finiculi Finicula"

[@Cains_stuff]

@@ZaderathTheWolf584Super mario 64 save file theme

[@Savannahthehyenaqueen]

I think as a general rule, if you need an ability to get a collectible in a level, they should put the ability… idk, IN THE LEVEL?

[@starseer986]

I remember watching this live, there was so much pain to be had.

[@eviltroll6297]

failboat: "ice/fire sucks" failboat: expects enemies to die from a single ice cube and not the raging fire

[@ooofboiz]

I was expecting something unexpected, and I was right, failboat actually swore

[@plaidhatter1674]

Fail has lost his mind jokingly a lot, but here he ACTUALLY WENT CRAZY

[@KamawnTH]

I just like to imagine chat is screaming In pain for Failboat to realize that Fire/Ice is a good ability

[@Starlightthestar]

4:33 TRIPLE JUMP!

[@kimi1522]

Honestly I'm really glad I'm not the only one who felt this way when getting the crystal shards lol

[@twelvet_fr]

"Die you fucking emoji" Boat, Fail 2022

[@squiddler7731]

Suddenly, beating that one crate level from Octo expansion with a blaster doesn't actually seem that bad, lol

[@lordofsandvich3630]

In case no one ever told you: the ice uvula and that magma rock only need Fire or Ice, respectively IIRC any combo involving the right Ability can work chat trolled you with fire/ice, there is no situation in which you need specifically that ability. You can 100% the game without ever using that combo.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

He was aware, he just did it because chat wanted him to.

[@lordofsandvich3630]

@@JoeThomas-lu6fy Good, it seemed cruel.

[@parximew]

9:57 Failboat narrating my entire Cuphead playthrough

[@dropfish3109]

I agree

[@l.psimer6124]

9:56 is real, I have played some challenging video games and experience that exact thing, best way to deal with it is to except a rage quit and come back after a while.

[@TT-rl7pu]

Who’s gonna tell him Ice + Needle also works on the second crystal in the volcano level

[@dropfish3109]

He KNEW he did not need fire-ice. He was dumb on purpose.

[@supercamborg4218]

He knew, chat just bullied him into using Fire + Ice

[@quadpad_music]

This reminds me of that KingK Kirby retrospective video where he said that Kirby games are usually suoer easy to beat, but madenning to complete.

[@SleepyDrone6402]

Does anyone know the song in 9:27?

[@georgevilla7327]

Mario party 2 - In the pipe

[@donovanpettice3933]

For anyone trying to 100% this game world 1-2 provides most of the copy abilities early in the stage and has a full heal early in it too, I hope this helps.

[@David_346]

And what we learned here today if you tell failboat to try to make a pizza he’ll go insane

[@oOTheMastaOo240]

There was no way i was figuring this all out when i was a kid, and I didnt. Never even knew O2 existed lol

[@AllNamesTaken_]

I thought he would always love kirby…

[@that1dragonkid]

same…guess things change lol

[@DocSleepy]

The patented _Nintendo Hard_ ™ difficulty does that to a man.

[@dropfish3109]

no

[@DocSleepy]

@@dropfish3109 ???

[@henryrojas1054]

10:54 I feel bad for Failbot bc they LIED to him He didn’t need ice for the crystal just fire He trusts us so much it’s funny sometimes

[@cheesetrader]

This is so sad I can’t believe Kirby and Failboat divorced this is so sad

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

the real one eyed demon is the person who thought collecting every crystal to 100% truely was a good idea