The most Violent Kirby game

Kirby and the Crystal Shards but some funny stuff happens
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[@Bellabootey]

The fucking whiplash between "Rated T for Teen" and then immediately followed by Pop Star blasting is absolutely hilarious for no discernible reason

[@doinkaesthetics]

I agree; complete and perfect whiplash

[@cuteshark7261]

Yeah.

[@breadbybread]

*_Blood and Violence._*

[@doppio8061]

agreed

[@SagittariusAyy]

I wanna say it was 02 alone that resulted in the T rating

[@froxdoggaming3385]

*Rated teen for blood and violence* People that have never seen a kirby game: Must be a mistake, this game looks very cute and fun! Kirby fans:...

[@helloiispain5685]

Those poor souls

[@amethecreampie]

Children:

[@Xxblade17]

Rip

[@TheLethalOtter]

The true Kirby fans know the truth

[@Sparkle8205]

Yeah sounds about right

[@SuperDZ555]

4:09 Out of curiosity, I searched up the boss fight on youtube to find out what it was, and turns out this video isn't edited, it actually looks like that in-game

[@naps6687]

Oh lmao, i just thought that i found another video with it censored.

[@adhiprajna4127]

Same bruh

[@misterypercentage]

Is this the n64 version of the game or not?

[@adhiprajna4127]

@@misterypercentage i think not

[@VVVHHHSSS]

I owned this game as a kid, it’s 100% in the game

[@Doctortots]

Being able to hold enemies over your head and having some of them actually help you was such a cool underplayed feature in this game that I wish would return.

[@MisterTTG]

I had never ever tried any of these, it's blowing my mind how many of them have effects you can use: the umbrella blob still works as an umbrella, the pointy fish keeps firing points, the sand hills break apart and fall out of Kirby's hands 😂 so cool!

[@cruncyart]

Didn't Kirby Star Allies basically have this as it's whole gimmick?

[@Doctortots]

@@cruncyart It let some of the enemies by playable, but what I'm talking about is letting kirby use the enemies as a make shift ability on the fly

[@cruncyart]

@@Doctortots You can piggyback on the enemies, bascially using them as a makeshift ability on the fly as you just described

[@Doctortots]

@@cruncyart I get where you are coming from, but this is different as in K64, the abilities are unique to that enemy, as in they aren't traditional abilities that you can get by eating an enemy. Like being able to glide, shoot above you, ect. To put it another way, it would be more similar if in Star Allies, you could piggy back on an enemy that Kirby couldn't get an ability from, and while doing that you get a unique attack/movement option.

[@Maisie.71]

Kirby is growing stronger, his ability is taking over. Also Kirby: a literal *blob*

[@larrymantic2635]

@Guys look 👇 🅥 Fridge Kirby

[@SnowinBinxers]

Well, he’s slain gods.

[@uhmuh7484]

orb*

[@froxdoggaming3385]

@@uhmuh7484 orb manifested out of pure friendship and happiness*

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

Also Kirby: Baby boy, baby

[@_Cotton]

Gotta love it when the video starts with "BLOOD, VIOLENCE!"

[@KubickQ]

(Rated T for teen) A Kirby classic returns!

[@alexlazer.]

Fr

[@miriankalafkalafferreira7051]

@Guys look 👇 🅥 shut it bot

[@barrikade8886]

BLOOD, VIOLENCE, a cute pink orb

[@iamhuman6033]

And a bit of abyss watchers in the back

[@MiiUTheFirst]

1:56 There's dark matter, traveling a solar system and taking hold over a poor little Waddle Dee's soul, deforming his face into a singular eyeball to murder Kirby, then there's Failboat going "this is really cute" gotta love the dynamic of Kirby series lore vs. gameplay

[@melvint-p9500]

This take a whole new meaning when you realize that Waddle Doos and Waddle Dees coexist

[@xxsuperproductionsxx138]

yeah.

[@logans.7932]

That “Kirby Gen One-er” gag at like 7:10 lands even better when you remember just like how Gen 1 Pokémon were also stupidly simple (Just some eggs, a seal named ‘Seel’, Voltorb) some enemies from the first kirby game include: A normal hermit crab, a featureless cannon, & an apple tree going :^0

[@rosemary3029]

>:^0

[@Sleepysnailman]

“There goes Kirby on the way to kill gods.” Gotta love failboat.

[@frostyvoid827]

Is he wrong tho?

[@Sleepysnailman]

@@frostyvoid827 he is not

[@memetech-]

@Donut Ореrator 🅥 bot

[@Lazer_Specter]

I love that some of these combo abilities inspired later abilities like cutter and fire being elementally fused sword. Double spark gives something like ESP. You even got some old ones back with a spin on it like cutter and bomb giving ninja. And then you have just straight up Darth Maul from Star Wars and a fridge. Man I love Kirby.

[@jacobanderson2291]

This game has volcano fire, kinda.

[@onlysmiles4949]

Also, ice/cutter probably being a precursor to the general skating movement of Ice in future games

[@Lazer_Specter]

@@jacobanderson2291 oh yeah that's double fire right?

[@Lazer_Specter]

@@onlysmiles4949 that was in Superstar though, wasn't it?

[@sherbertshortkake6649]

@@Lazer_Specter Burning and stone I believe. Double burning just gives a giant burning.

[@peridrawland5955]

5:42 I never expected the Nova explosion to become such a recurring gag, but now everytime I see it I can't help but crack up

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

3:29 “STOP KICKING ME IN THE EYESSSSS”

[@endgamerplays]

A Kirby game having a T rating is more funny than it should be honestly.

[@OmegaQuinn]

It makes a lot of sense

[@WhimsicottFanatic]

I really didn't think anything would top Forgotten Land's Fear listing in its PEGI rating, and then Crystal Shards gets retroactively re-rated to Teen I expect an M-rated Kirby game by 2030

[@lazyryan3766]

@@WhimsicottFanatic oh, its an updated rating, not just a funny edit?

[@Hadaron]

The t rating is for N64 online as a whole

[@pmstudios3159]

@@lazyryan3766 It's real. The reason: Zero 2, the secret boss :0

[@abraindeadperson3236]

Failboat is chaotic neutral in my opinion Like he makes death and other cursed things but also just gives the energy of a child in cases

[@bezmagica]

Yep. That's Failboat

[@abraindeadperson3236]

@Guys look 👇 🅥 who asked? Like fr bro

[@Qrangg]

i think thats more of chaotic neutral

[@abraindeadperson3236]

@Regulus i I-i I dont know ;-;

[@kirbykona]

Daniel Failboat is Chaotic Neutral... But Daniel Drift King is Chaotic Lawful :D

[@stevenenderson9273]

8:24 Mace Windu: "I hereby grant Kirby the title of Jedi Master." Anakin Skywalker: "This is outrageous, it's unfair."

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

4:21 instant death

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

So they have to put that rating because of other games on the expansion pass, but I like to believe it’s because of Kirby

[@certifiablyRad]

There IS blood in Kirby, so….

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

@@certifiablyRad yes but it isn’t the reason, because Mario golf 64 also has rated T on the NSO trailer

[@Lumira_Floof]

@@certifiablyRad wait what, there is?

[@genericname2747]

@@Lumira_Floof yeah, Kirby 64 has a boss that bleeds when you hit it, so does Dreamland 3.

[@osc-omb47896]

@@genericname2747 literally where unless you mean the red clouda

[@Vernias]

rest in peace Peggy, you will me dearly missed

[@sparkles_356]

and p e g g y

[@kestrel7493]

rest in peace Peggy 2, you will be dearly missed

[@Shadowrayquaza27]

How could you heartless monsters have forgotten Feggy

[@sparkles_356]

@@Shadowrayquaza27 and f e g g y

[@vulcanisvault]

RIP Peggy four and also love your content vernias

[@kirbykirbykirbykirby]

3:59 adeline signed in to deviantart

[@dogcrocs_]

8:46 Kirby: I don’t like sand. It’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[@CHILLIN2540]

The editing in these videos is getting so good that I, someone who never played this game, cannot tell the difference between it and actual footage

[@aroacegoblin6359]

"Why is K64TCS rated T? It's a kids game!" Fire Sword: *chuckling* Snare: *laughing* Shiver Star: *cackling* Miracle Matter: *hysterically laughing* 02: *wheezing*

[@kirbycatYT]

[@betafurret1503]

8:14 don’t worry I made that exact mistake

[@cringehunter3812]

He thought it was an elevator

[@donovanmahan2901]

Is this a secret? ...oh, I see now. The secret was death.

[@jazzymcjazz5182]

2:14 He was sent to the back rooms

[@PrinterPaper255]

7:57 kirby turns into an ingrown hair.

[@TentaCole]

Chacha is an absolute treasure. A bean. A scrunkly, if you will. I'm so glad I got to see the original stream live! It was so fun!

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

Chacha needs a plushie

[@bidoof367]

no i hate chacha i dont want to rotate and do weird steps to pretend im dancing please

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

@@bidoof367 CONGRATS! YOU ARE THE FIRST UNBASED BIDOOF OF ALL TIME!

[@draxolot4716]

How could he not show Chacha in this video

[@barelyhere7200]

9:24…… I am worried about Daniels friends

[@aethix1986]

4:57: 20-something years and this is the first time I found out this is a thing.

[@SemiHypercube]

The ability to combine abilities honestly looks like one of the coolest gimmicks in the series, honestly makes you kind of forget that there are only 7 base abilities in this But imagine if Kirby took the step into 3D then rather than only recently (also Fail's/Noteblock's editing is still great as always)

[@plantyt3246]

Noteblock edited this video

[@slyar]

Fail didn't rdit this

[@SemiHypercube]

@@slyar I mean he said that Noteblock helped so he was probably still involved

[@insanitygaming1526]

we need another kirby game like this

[@doppio8061]

AGREED

[@MayBeSomething]

That "Duel of the Fates" remix (at 8:27) was amazing, and the transition was flawless. I legit thought that was in game music, then I realized it was "Duel of the Fates." Great work, Editor!

[@paninoselvatico5815]

1:43 Beam attack! Oh no i missed, maybe i’ll get him this time! Jump attack ☠️ Oh 👼🏻 😇

[@YourLocalStupidBrazillian]

Haha! Maybe this one will get him. beam atta- A

[@SuperCatJ]

5:10 the sound he makes😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Solesteam]

5:50 At the time this game was made Dedede was only possessed once or twice before... Now it's happened more times than he can count on his fingers.

[@SebStudI0s]

Funny dedede only has thumbs

[@thederpysquirtle4851]

What fingers?

[@Solesteam]

@@thederpysquirtle4851 The only other piece sticking out besides his thumb

[@thederpysquirtle4851]

@@Solesteam Oh ok

[@clmasterisanimated]

Look atleast the flower prevented him from being possessed one more time with also much more power than dark matters. (reference to the moment in kirby return to dreamland when morpho knight is trying to possess kirby while sleeping failing and failing with dedede too because of a flower.) Now thats lore to ya

[@RyderMK]

I never want to see Kirby with a realistic hand going in his mouth ever again

[@supersaiyaninferno]

6:46 move over microwave we got the new MMMMMMMMMMMM

[@kestrel7493]

Does anyone else think a Kirby Souls-like would be really cool? Hidden lore, expansive abilities, I think it fits well

[@roadkilledpigeon]

Indeed

[@lucasrondeau4588]

Isn't that just regular kirby?

[@roadkilledpigeon]

@@lucasrondeau4588 umm... no... that comment hurt my brain.

[@100Darkspine]

Kirby and the Forgotten Land, just in general Gache Figures have hidden lore, you can pay to upgrade your abilities and then enhance those abilities. It even has a dodge roll

[@roadkilledpigeon]

@@100Darkspine but the difficulty is an issue

[@slimewizard7350]

2:27:…………lost…………..IT

[@daryantsns3448]

I’M A GOOFY GOOBER! rock…

[@Blubbyflubby]

IM A GOOFY GOOBER 2:28 Rock.

[@A._K.]

5:20 Dan: Your name is gonna be Peggy 2 Bumber: What happened to the last Peggy? Dan: Don't worry about it

[@faitholiver7656]

What is this song 5:13

[@tomsmk8580]

10:18 Failboat is actively being hypnotized by the alien's song. With only $999.99 we can save another player from getting hypnotized by aliens.

[@pikajade]

1:02 as if possession wasn't enough of a thing in the kirby series, now marx is possessing youtubers

[@azuredragon8388]

Failboat: “I gotta keep my friend safe!” Also Failboat: *Gets his friend killed within seconds*

[@cuteshark7261]

0:56 Lol.

[@ShockInazuma]

As someone who's been studying Kirby Lore, I think I know where that blood and violence rating comes from.

[@osc-omb47896]

clearly you forgot to educate yourself on either

[@AlphonsoGames]

not that word@@osc-omb47896

[@thatmagichatguy8761]

0:28 just wait until they find out about mouthful mode...

[@JackFrost8580]

Does this mean that Kirby can technically swear now

[@dresseuse_de_johto]

Where's that damn FOURTH Crystal Shard!

[@ShadowSorel]

if it makes you feel better, apparently meta knight is a potty mouth

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

If that were the case, then Kirby would have been able to swear since Return to Dream Land, because as Etrian Odyssey 3 proved, the B-word is apparently allowed in E10+ rated games.

[@pinkhavoc0299]

*POYO PO!!* D:

[@1Thunderfire]

@@ShadowSorel I believe one of the TV crew Waddle Dees hopes that Meta Knight keeps his words clean in Kirby Battle Royale, right?

[@elliot._.119]

2:42 *THE MOLE* Goodbye mole :(

[@terrypittman-mawn6858]

I wanted to inhale the mole...

[@Thegreenestflyintheland]

I wanted to inhale the mole :(

[@TheLetterS_Rebooted]

1:34 after seeing it being rated t on nso and seeing how pixelated dark matter is i really want a remake of this game thats straight up rated t instead of censoring the blood (in the 02 fight) and making it E+10 then keeping pixelated dark matter and the eye to make it more creepy

[@pacifistichuman82649]

We need a HD remake of Crystal Shards. Imagine the song remixes.

[@MattAngel07]

2:55 rock + rock + rock = nothing

[@Golden12500]

0:23 the thing about this is that there's an actual episode of Right Back At Ya that centers around Kirby digging one of Whispy's apples out of his stomach, the same episode that revealed his stomach is canonically a Black Hole

[@AnaKa2019]

The real name of the anime is Hoshii no Kaabi (Kirby of the Stars), a free fun fact.

[@RStudio-hg7tn]

Ah (Swats Bot Repeatedly)

[@doinkaesthetics]

7:03 I just want this on 10 hour loop.

[@apronfluffy]

8:36 I seen the lightsaber and said where are the children

[@Mr.ErealMr.e]

There in your basement

[@apronfluffy]

@@Mr.ErealMr.e *Darth Vader theme starts playing*

[@thedoodlianfella]

Mmmmmm... youngling slaughter.. (also autocorrect be wildin and corrected youngling to young lingerie what the actual)

[@noname9482]

Not even 10 seconds in, and the mentions of blood and violence had me thinking for a moment that Fail would be reacting to that one Kirby analogue horror series.

[@levidinn7500]

I don't get why someone made an analogue horror series for Kirby - sure the series is cute, but it's already got a lot of disturbing implications and imagery. It feels like making an analogue horror series for Bloodborne or something like that. (Like, power to the creator, I just don't get it and am not above generating discussion in the comments)

[@unluckycatfish6866]

@@levidinn7500 I feel like with bloodborne its already disturbing and horror enough, but something like kirby that is only slightly disturbing on its own opens up a lot more potential for creative ways to make it scary. Tho I dont know what the creator themselves had in mind, havent watched it yet.

[@dazcar2203]

for the darkest kirby game yet, it's so adorable

[@anonanonymous9670]

Robobot is EASILY darker

[@dazcar2203]

@@anonanonymous9670 yeah that's fair

[@ConsarnitTokkori]

@@anonanonymous9670 kirb games in general are way darker than people give them any credit for to the point where the englandish translators had to retcon half of a character's lore out in star allies just to avoid the m rating

[@memetech-]

@Donut Ореrator 🅥 bot

[@pacifistichuman82649]

robobot:

[@mrbaconbitspig]

0:47 "firesword!" Lightsaber:

[@hebberhobber6802]

The sword is on fire

[@pikminfan6778]

Or a 1000-degree knife.

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

That's electricity and sword

[@aidanaidan7575]

0:40 yo the new fire emblem character looks sick

[@Lemniscate465]

"They're so willing to kill their friends, i love it" ~Failboat 2022

[@Stelterna]

9:08 Random Bug used Guillotine!

[@terrypittman-mawn6858]

Its a one-hit KO!

[@Neil-rl4lk]

@@terrypittman-mawn6858Kirby used defend!

[@pikminfan6778]

Probably an antlion larva.

[@SebStudI0s]

6:51 scarfy's the nightmare in dream land

[@qondonyon]

4:36 what

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

7:33 minecraft cobblestone axe

[@Evil_Milkshake]

Fun fact: Bugsnax has DLC, and it's amazing. Possibly a stream idea for Daniel? Maybe? Hopefully? Really excited for this video lol

[@DanParre]

1:19 I got immediate flashbacks to the Star Allies video

[@02gn49]

6:47 This may be the best spoken quote I've ever heard in my life

[@justinrodriguez5957]

The powers in this game were truly horror inducing for what Kirby does with his body. Also, I want lightsaber Kirby back Hal. You hear me?!

[@rockowlgamer631]

combo abilities is still the best idea they came up with, I hope they make another one of these

[@memerman4366]

"1:38 maybe ill get him this time!" *"get possessed by a demon attack!"* Edit: added funni timestamp

[@cyanity1017]

5:09 back into the dark ya go peggy

[@GhostKitten69]

It's so good to see someone so genuinely excited about Kirby 64 and the abilities in it 💜 (I may have played this so much as a kid that I have all of the combinations memorized. Please do rock/cutter and try it more than once. I can't promise you won't be disappointed, but I can promise it'll be funny)

[@theskeletalcat42ofalltime]

I never knew you could lift out enemies after you ate them and they had effects

[@DDoodles_]

So how’s life going Dan: 6:30

[@SaeadaYudha]

I like how terrifying Kirby ability without hat is, some of his ability use his own body to against enemy. And some of his ability come from his mouth.

[@marzipandormouse7410]

8:30 NONONONONONONO FAILBOAT DONT! THATS COPYRIGHTED!!!!!

[@davecool1387]

7:05 someone make a full version of this.

[@TheLoneWolfITA]

What's the song name?

[@elliot._.119]

@@TheLoneWolfITA peace and tranquillity from A Hat In Time

[@justaperson...maybe.1688]

Pog man 🧔‍♀️

[@pupucover]

Fr fr faxs no caps

[@tanookipear7494]

On this episode of kirby gear: Ribbon collects the shikon no tama fragments Kirby becomes an eldritch horror and we discover bandana dee's origin story

[@anonanonymous9670]

Apparently that Waddle Dee isn't Bandana Dee, in Star Allies 64 Gang had a normal Waddle Dee instead of Bandana Dee

[@tanookipear7494]

@@anonanonymous9670 oh

[@erinhinze1393]

1:50 beam attack (yes I am doing it no joke)

[@NANFR-thatdude]

He's finally playing 64! This has to be my favorite Kirby game of all time

[@an_ace_case33]

Kirby, with a T for violence, he had it coming

[@osc-omb47896]

*The N64 collection, with an (actually understandable) T for violence

[@memetech-]

@Donut Ореrator 🅥 bot

[@Iris_Descent]

What I learned is that every Kirby enemy Dan makes his friend falls victim to the same fate as Check. also chat hitting on Pix

[@TheLethalOtter]

It's true The games released 20 years apart but that cannot save them from the boat

[@jadeaaron2003]

The SHEER Contrast of "Blood and Violence" followed by cute kirby game is fucking hilarious

[@TheVeyron623]

There would be none if it jumped straight to the 0² fight

[@jvts8916]

I genuinely had no idea enemies had different effects if you raised them after inhaling them. It's such a cool attention to detail that I'm shocked not a single puzzle for a crystal uses it.

[@swshi_]

never seen a more accurate title

[@conscious-ness]

The title in question is "kirby is funny" for those here after Fail inevitably changes the title

[@MitoNova583]

first Chaos Elephant, now Pix will chat's thirst for shapes ever end

[@poninefreak3321]

“Chaos Elephant”

[@calebmoyet9600]

Yk my friend said Failboat was cringe. We aren't friends anymore. Failboat is actually hilarious. Even in my teenage years, he literally makes me laugh out loud.

[@mattchew062307]

“WHY DO THEY ALL EXPLODE WHEN THEY TOUCH A SURFACE!?!?” I’m gone right at this quote 14/10

[@lebigfish9492]

This is probably the least intimidating notification form failboat that I’ve ever seen

[@notcoolj4032]

7:40 SHIIIZAAAAAAA

[@RStudio-hg7tn]

Ah (Smacks Bot with report button)

[@Mr.ErealMr.e]

I deleted that scammer

[@starz_platoon1623]

The “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!?” is one of my favorite memes

[@kirbmaniahomeentertainment7963]

1:13: WHY! WEREN'T! YOU! AT! ELF! PRACTICE?

[@matthewboire6843]

I was at dentals practice

[@thederpysquirtle4851]

Ah yes, Kirby is my favorite shooter 9:18

[@lofi_horizon]

people who watched this stream remember the moment the most legendary typo was made in failboat history

[@MitoNova583]

hi, person who said Chaos Elephant here that was **NOT** a typo. that was 100% intentional. I've always called them that.

[@lofi_horizon]

@@MitoNova583 Really? It’s hilarious nonetheless. I’m gonna call them that from now on just to spite people LMAO

[@memetech-]

@Donut Ореrator 🅥 bot

[@Sparkymuffin]

I have played this game countless times over the past 20 years. I've played it on the N64, the Wii when it in the collection, I revisited it every few years. And with all this, I NEVER knew you could hold enemies above your head and have them do things.

[@R3adyT0Tak3Y0urLa1fu]

"Yo Santa, your elves lookin' WEIRD this year-" *"WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!"*

[@carloskoo7844]

8:53 Ramiel in a nutshell

[@Anorak610]

10:30 why did you mention that failboat you know that will encourage them

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

FailBoat sounds like a cross between Escargoon and Kawasaki from Kirby; Right Back At Ya! Whenever he gets all sad about Peggy.

[@theseculargamer3339]

~20 years later and I just now learn you can hold onto your inhaled victims and have special abilities with them TOO! The fish shooter would have been AMAZING for the killer whale bossfight (before it was more of a grind if you didn't have a good ability going in).

[@demascus3vods]

10:35 it's all fun and games until you piss off the geometry

[@simonomis2557]

1:16 is so funny tho : that man looks like a _funko pop_

[@StylishMario]

Kirby being a blazing swordsman, a Jedi, Pichu, a Refrigerator, and a bunch of fireworks against the forces that he consumes. He’s just a happy boi. He just wants to have fun.

[@Catch22Q]

5:02 Game rated peggie 1