Animal Crossing but illegal

Animal Crossing New Horizons but meet me outside in 5 minutes to get a great deal on a new Mario Odyssey update video I promise its genuine...
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Normal Battle from Ring Fit Adventure
Boss Battle from Kirby Star Allies
Event Battle from Miitopia
Toad Brigade Member from Mario Odyssey
Ending Theme from Super Mario World
China's national anthem from... I'd guess China?
Guildmaster Wigglytuff from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of the Sky
Boss Battle Theme from FF IX
Children of Serene Village from Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
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[@failboat]

🦊 hey kid. want a mona lisa? all the cool kids are buying it.

[@oliverokeight2763]

Failboat i’ll take 100

[@marciaalvesss]

i'm taking your entire stock!!!

[@ssuperpro2700]

He got the good stuff

[@emeraldwashere6939]

how much?

[@indep_]

Peer pressure alert!

[@ChristopherMoom]

Gotta love how Redd has literally become a pirate and specifically goes to the Secret Island, to steer clear of Tom

[@indep_]

Not a bot, just subs to a lot of channels and comments when they upload. Welcome to the world of youtube commenters.

[@RandomishToons]

hi

[@reddswisscheese]

i mean yeah i don't want to be anywhere near tom

[@ifrozemyselfinafridge3359]

Why are you always at the top of the comment section of the videos I watch

[@enonymous0.047]

Why are you at the top of every KZbin comment section

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Animal crossing but we’re gonna get high Leif: wait what GIVE ME WEED

[@GradientExe]

here we go again

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Gradient. Exe You culture god

[@Creatorsan]

*You know why he wants weeds ;)*

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Kawaii Universe To call them

[@cataclysmic3981]

Yeah blaze some *s h r u b s*

[@leojames6752]

6:28 'if he owns a boat... I don't remember the rest of the quote' No that is the quote

[@loweffortspeedster]

Wasn't it "if he owns a boat, you are legally allowed to cut this throat"

[@AbsnormalCoolest]

frozenfruit *cut

[@loweffortspeedster]

@@AbsnormalCoolest oops- thank you, i edited it

[@AbsnormalCoolest]

frozenfruit Your welcome

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

@@loweffortspeedster i read it as " if he owns a boat, you are legally allowed to eat his throat"

[@yuna3775]

"y'know it's a little bit weird that your name is Redd but you look all orange" _Daniel.._ *_no_*

[@theshellmaker]

I dont get the joke

[@yuna3775]

Electric8oogaloo lmao too bad

[@fishencasedinjelly3950]

Well he's not wrong

[@melvint-p9500]

I must be Godot cuz I ain't seeing any red.

[@bloodmuzzle]

@@XenSlayer Bruhhhhh😂

[@volteonex1862]

“Who’s Blathers? I’m slathers..!” Famous last words

[@heathermathews417]

looks like someones gonna splatters

[@freddyfazbear-wo5zb]

who's your friend, *IM YOUR END*

[@coralladapotato441]

Fun fact: The first time Redd visits your island, he will always offer a real, 100% genuine painting.

[@3mily2.0]

Ah, a scamming tactic. Uhh, not that I’m familiar with it, of course 😅!

[@balllandersandgaming6317]

Man that vase really was named Vincent😅

[@BritishMotherfucker]

@@3mily2.0 L m a o

[@ethancross2322]

I like how he gets duped immediately. The flower painting was the only real one.

[@CupcakeSweet384]

“I show up tomorrow, blathers is dead.” *A B O D Y H A S B E E N D I S C O V E R E D !*

[@iexist1303]

Danganronpa V4

[@RustySpoke]

I Exist I’m sorry V4?

[@ninten_ka]

danganronpa × animal crossing confirmed?? 😳😳 -jk thats a thing-

[@dreamh0pp3r]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJK2h2udhK2fpa8

[@loonaoutsold9053]

Throw danganronpa x identity v in the trash can we need danganronpa x acnh

[@underscoredfrisk]

5:10 I never thought shutterstock blood, a piece of tissue paper and a typewriter font can be so scary

[@underscoredfrisk]

ey i got a heart from boat that's pretty neat. btw did you know if you put words between certain symbols, the word style changes? _ pretty cool right _ ---> _pretty cool right_

[@mid7752]

@@underscoredfrisk *Yeah it's pretty cool.*

[@BlazingJ972]

not to mention the *two skull emojis that now make up blathers dead eyes*

[@nikofox8513]

@@underscoredfrisk _yeah_ its pretty *cool*

[@shiineru]

as a person who likes old art, when dan just skipped over van gogh’s flower painting during the stream i wanted to cry

[@dfquartzidn6151]

So it was genuine, then?

[@Kirinet]

I like it, makes people actually have to look at the original piece to identify if they're fake or not :) very educational. If it is fake, at least you have a Mona Lisa painting with eyebrows lol

[@dfquartzidn6151]

PrehistoricBiiirds? LOL. Although, some paintings ARE always genuine.

[@gigiplayz9079]

@@dfquartzidn6151 His first name was Vincent, it was correct.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

@@gigiplayz9079 Thank you

[@Viantastic]

Coronegg? Coronegg 🤷‍♂️

[@Stareom2]

🤷‍♂️

[@GuessImSylvale]

Coronegg, huh...

[@VlidOnTheLead]

I came from youtube's new feature.

[@epicwebber8645]

i hate karen so.. Karen-a-virus

[@Fr1endly7]

I’m less worried about the legalities of Redd selling fake art, and more worried on how he gets his paws on the real things

[@DrRank]

Naked statues: Yeah, it's still G-rated. Official military phonetic for the letter W: Change it! No alcoholic drinks allowed!

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

*v a c a t i o n J u i c e*

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

I would say art probably doesn't count since it's the dangly parts in a non-sexual context, also none of this art is censored in real life anyway, so kids can see it whenever they please.

[@Sparkle8205]

Nobody: Leif: *give me the plant*

[@LeifEkbergh]

you better

[@heathermathews417]

drug deal but your the dealer

[@nooneimportanttbh]

*has like 100 flowers planted* *shut up and take every plant that I own.*

[@quantumblauthor7300]

We cannot go home

[@Hnasbap5521]

Gimme the weed

[@nyowo]

Lesson of the day: Always trust suspicious looking foxes with creepy voices for the *chance* of a real art piece.

[@ciberkid22]

"It seems a natural disaster has claimed your house, yes? It's always unfortunate to see buildings fall. Here's 3000 nook miles to get you back on your feet!"

[@drsalmonfish]

The sunflower painting was the only one that was real out of all of them. xD

[@abrtq]

Animal crossing : new laws

[@QuiGonJohn1999]

Fyrus pay me No we’re sponsored to pay HIM

[@clove2612]

Everyone: *Enjoying Failure's funny video" Me, who discovered him 4 months ago: HOLD UP, GAB IS M A R R I E D?!

[@BritishMotherfucker]

Me who did like 5 months ago: **Joins you in being confused**

[@rosykindbunny1313]

"Your name is Failure? What an intelligent name."

[@glitzicurities9075]

Alternate title: Doing Illegal stuff in kids Games.

[@internetyameo]

[NAME REDÅÇTËD] XD

[@Hnasbap5521]

Breaking private property, doing drugs, falsification, war crimes... Any other illegal stuff in children videogames?

[@nikofox8513]

@@Hnasbap5521 technically a

[@08SPACEMAN]

“Animal Crossing but illegal”. Redd:

[@_rainsake2365]

This literally makes no sense at all

[@moviemikey0756]

Nintendo: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is a game for good boys and girls Also Nintendo: Y’all wanna see an Academic Painting?

[@Snapion__]

Failboat: Plays animal crossing His titles: *Wait, thats illegal*

[@gamerletter1986]

Animal crossing: Family Friendly fun for the whole family. Just a cute game about animals! Also Animal Crossing: *shows a painting that shows a males private part*

[@Creatorsan]

*The Renaissance paintings are very nude.*

[@exittheflorpus7354]

hehe weenie in animal crossing

[@francieudosegundo508]

Unzips*

[@Creatorsan]

*_I WONDER IF YOU CAN COLLECT ALL OF THE NUDE PAINTINGS!_* Not in a weird way.

[@Tekiraimakumatsu]

What are you talking about? There was clearly a pogface on that painting

[@Cruzer108]

Ah yes illegal denny's, you can get waffles inside and drugs outside

[@avityou234]

When you get bored: animal crossing laws prepared to be followed

[@ObjectivelyL]

Your thumbnail is from a alpharad video

[@bloodmuzzle]

My man out here rockin' the Alpharad™ Wegee

[@souregg]

Famous paining: 😒 Miku Lisa: 😌

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

I love how redd calls them “famous painting”, “jolly painting” etc, but blathers takes one look at it and can tell you the name of the art piece and of the artist 😂

[@alyssacydnyceledonio7269]

*”Let’s talk weed!”*

[@moveddd6063]

GIVE ME YOUR WEED."

[@ameliahuskyadventure77]

1:32 “if you sell to the raccoon I’ll pop your head like a balloon” - Leif That’s my favorite quote now

[@lovelyflowers9788]

"The yolk is a menace" and " the egg is the virus" are my new favorite failboat quotes

[@mila-we1hg]

Ngl when I went up to Leif and it said "Lets talk weeds" I was alittle concerned...

[@adamginsberg1293]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that he announced azalea "azazel"?

[@mollymcmahon3694]

1:01 What a beautiful man

[@windrogue78]

Animal crossing be like: Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Tom nook when you get scammed by redd be like: Can I offer you some nook Miles in this trying time?

[@getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers]

"shrubbery hubbubbery" is the most stupid name i have heard in a long time and i *love* it

[@bullymaguire745]

The amount of times I laughed hearing “HEY ITS ME”

[@chatboulon743]

"And now, they have a lover... (8:46) NOPE, HOLD ON!" :O That's illegal! And sexy. :)

[@sealdrive9117]

A little too much of a lover

[@matthewboire6843]

@@sealdrive9117 yea, bit much. 😂

[@chalkwarrior5542]

each time i rewatch this video i get reminded that daniel apparently attended a wedding while constantly in a power stance and each time i'm reminded i feel a little more alive for a good bit

[@rosykindbunny1313]

5:46 Lol I thought the picture was a part of the artwork. If it was, then Blathers needs to get his eyes checked, because that is definitely fake.

[@Poetic_Raven]

I was dying at the part "If you sell to the raccoon I'll pop your head like a gallon"

[@ants237]

The fact that the painting of the flower vase was real is the extra irony cherry on top.

[@ElusivG]

I can’t stop wheezing at this part 1:29

[@scrappyknees]

"LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!" also currently- title is Animal crossing but Illegal

[@Erasured]

1:04 why. Why can I sooooo cleaely see wedding fail doing the coffin dance

[@AuraelStar]

Oh , at 1:39 , Mitsy is like : Did someone say the word W E E D?

[@mrcreeperfungaming2828]

0:38 that joke is rlly good

[@stompymage8785]

1:16 when u referenced supernatural i was shock to my core

[@Sirpoopy200]

Leif is like your friendly neighbor that is also addicted to drugs

[@jokerkirby7051]

I can’t wait until the eyea festival update

[@ExplodingTNTamazingart]

Reminds me of Graystillplays.

[@lewisholmes828]

Not enough genocide to be graystillplays

[@th1ny-248]

Graystillplays is world catastrophic. Faliure is just an island destroyer.

[@sealdrive9117]

All right, so we're back to the only game...

[@sealdrive9117]

@@th1ny-248 He has destroyed mutliple solar systems in Universe Sandbox as well

[@edgelord8337]

Animal crossing but illegal Well animal crossing is illegal in China thanks to. Some people with odd intentions.

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Uhh...Would you like to share the article with some context, please? *sigh* China’s reputation hadn’t been very good throughout history right up until the present...

[@billcipher8645]

@@dfquartzidn6151 I've heard it was banned because it allowed to player too many things. Like having lots of choices to build things, freely exploring the world etc

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Bill Cipher Once again, the Chinese government deserved to suffer through corona.

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Bill Cipher it was because a lot of hong kong protesters were buying the game.

[@edgelord8337]

@@cardboardhawks6783 Yeah they were using it to get their political agenda out on a game that was supposed to be fun for everyone. And of course they ruined it.

[@rosykindbunny1313]

4:45 Me: Hey, it's Aladdin! Failboat: (in Toad voice) *HeY iT's mE!*

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

HeY iT's mE, AladDin!

[@dailysacrificedoublee]

WHAT!? Mitzi, why didn’t you invite ME to go to Denny’s with you? Mitzi lives right next to me. It costs 50,000 Bells.

[@PeterP616]

2:34 me when I was five (I have adhd it’s not that severe anymore though.)

[@crowzite]

One of the most mature animal crossing streams ever lmao

[@gxalcremieshiny4229]

Failboat: "illegal" me: oh no, he won't time tra- failboat: the laws of time are mine

[@rjlundholm89]

To see an illegal art dealer? Makes sense.

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Two wrongs make a right? 😂

[@Nox_The_Box]

Redd will always sell you a genuine art piece the first time you buy from him. Some of the art in his boat however can be fake

[@v78designer]

Such a *family friendly game* !

[@Melonmations]

2:19 This is almost as bad as pouring the milk before the cereal

[@matthewboire6843]

Almost

[@Elizabeth-by7gz]

“Animal crossing but it’s illegal” “This is literally the power stance I did at Gab’s wedding a year ago”

[@williamperry414]

*"EGGS ARE THE NEW VIRUS!"* -Failboat 2011 - 2020 Also Redd's Name Is Similar To Red Because Hes A Red Fox.. (Which Is A Real Type Of Animal That's Orange). I Can Explain So Many Ways Of Why He Is Called Redd But I'm Going To Stick With That One.

[@alimate53]

William Perry his name is redd 'cause in the original animal crossing when the sign said black market he scribbled the word black with red marker

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

ali gamer episoder also in the old games his name was Crazy Redd. Now it’s Jolly redd... probably a reference to Jolly Roger, a flag and symbol that is synonymous with pirates.

[@oliverokeight2763]

Last time I was this early he was still playing Minecraft

[@rddchicken3201]

1:33 where it starts to get funny/creepy

[@OriginalGameteer]

Fun fact That sunflower painting was the genuine of the four

[@unknown634VODS]

"Keep walking Mitzi." Failure 2020. He said this on stream btw.

[@Talia_Foxx]

8:48 Your music was one second behind mine and I almost had a stroke. Same track at almost the exact same time. Help me.

[@HazelnutButtercup]

8:45 I burst out in a genuine laugh once I got the joke 5 seconds later, it kinda hurt

[@thease2096]

Leif is a hero. He buys all the weed from you so the kiddos don't have to.

[@Cruzer108]

I just wanna say that I remember watching you on exploding tnt and just I've sticked with you and you deserve more subs

[@gooeygo2515]

1:22 I’m sorry I had a stroke after I heard.. WEED

[@RandomAdventuresDuo]

"What should I call you friend?" FAILURE OR FAILURE!!!! LOLOL

[@lazyb0nez_]

Ah, animal crossing... a nice relaxing game for the whole family. Redd: How about I *actually change that sentence entirely?*

[@Artcat932]

Lol this man literally though the Sunflower painting was fake though.... ...no matter what, the sunflower painting is always genuine.

[@llamasandpenguinsforever7325]

I feel like everyone acts like new horizons is the first/only animal crossing game.

[@veeamazingtv3994]

Yes that's because it is better than all of them and the newest one

[@embeboso8329]

two words pocket camp

[@rosykindbunny1313]

8:08 He got me in the first half not gonna lie.

[@DeebiousGaming]

Apparently I wasn’t subbed but still get notifications from you lol subbing rn

[@Neonnotecards]

The prefix "unrestrained" can go with any word, and it's almost always hilarious. My persona favorite so far is "unrestrained camper". Same vibe as "don't you just wanna go apeshit?"

[@greyhoundman8389]

4:33 Why does everyone get an academic painting? I got the Mona Lisa.

[@romanbrocklebank]

same

[@veeamazingtv3994]

My first Redd painting was starry night and the second one that I bought was the Mona Lisa and it was real

[@Alisonsgachaverse]

@@veeamazingtv3994 my favorite paintings

[@BlockBlazer]

2:40 Eggboat: Episode I: The Failure Menace.

[@MafuyusZoloft]

Always looking forward to these beautiful videos

[@JFailsGame]

“If he owns a boat, I don’t remember the rest of the quote” a wise man. Date: i dunno

[@najatal-bashir4996]

3:05 Theft the Anime

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

Grand Theft Anime

[@_alphaayt3689]

“My plants grew pretty fast” sir are you selling weed

[@mooncat9535]

after watching all of the other animal crossing videos at least once the intro is so chill for this one?? gone are the days of 'animal crossing :)' and now we have 'ANIMAL CROSSING BUT-'

[@lightbulbhoodie3861]

Flower pot painting: "exists" Me: I think I've sneezed outbone of these before

[@thegamingsnail5119]

GAB HAD A WEDDING!?!?!?

[@irelandlovesdance7700]

You’re so funny Failboat 😂

[@Nexus1952]

you got a new sub :D

[@Hugs4Pip]

Every time the earth rains, that’s the cry of the earth watching someone throw trash on the ground

[@Mr_internet_funnyman]

at 9:47 I thought to myself, "WOOOOAAH DANIEL WOOOAAAH"

[@EeveeWoot]

5:49 The shlog had to be covered by a POG.

[@sadtoad250]

Finally the best addition to Animal Crossing: [REDACTED] in the form of paintings

[@gamersriseup3757]

“Beware the yolk’s return” Ah yes, the yolk cinematic universe has begun

[@librawerewolf103]

“Illegal nude art” Oh hell no, to the no, no, no~

[@butterballporkbunthetoymak]

Who wants to have an existential crisis especially if you're playing a female villager. Instead of doing all of this to come to your island Red could’ve just kidnapped you and true to his mythological origins shapeshifted into you and took your place. The only thing stopping him is that he wants money. God help us if Red remembers he can do this👹

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

Omg that’s true!! 😂 yeah let’s not remind him hm?

[@mareep5771]

When you change your mind and say you don’t wanna buy anything Leif just becomes depressed

[@cianpatrickcornel114]

Failboat i have a update on redds paintings they're haunted and can blink

[@kingofinfernalawesomenessXVI.]

Guess his name is Red"d" because some of his wares are packing some extra "D".

[@rosiesakura_]

INAPPROPRIATE!

[@updatedautopsyreport7358]

ExCUse mE whAt