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[@notahacker1885]

Me: Oh another Failboat video, this will be fun and not at all ruin my brain cells Failboat: THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW

[@aimeeboyde1819]

OH GOD NOT THE T U R N I P S

[@mysteryman313]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE TURNIPS

[@dotanimations_TM]

U got a heart good job

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

Ohhh gad

[@porklord5424]

I’m HUGE

[@kakao-katze]

I remember being present during this stream. The true reason I am here and subbed now. I'm proud.

[@blenderkill0656]

Everyone else: investing Me: COME ON ROT SO I CAN PUT THE ANT IN MY MEUSEAM

[@rapogirl1391]

Same!

[@purtlethetenguin]

Keep it out also, you can get the fly

[@blenderkill0656]

@@purtlethetenguin you get the fly with a tin can not spoiled turnips

[@Kris_Youtube]

Thanks and your welcome! Thank you for coming to my island "The Swamp"!

[@maxagaz8651]

13:23 what ?? It's possible ? 😱🤣

[@Aki-ChanLivesOn]

2:51 your not the only one being sent cursed tomato’s 😭

[@noxious_nights]

Sigelia is a legend.

[@ambermojo]

8:31 me when we're out of pizza rolls

[@DigitalDusty]

Original title: Animal Crossing but Turnips

[@ashgaming348]

Smuggu kiddo memovanna.

[@xjohnxmc]

mmmmm he plays MSM toooo 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@sigelia]

It's been a year and much has changed. But thank you and your community for taking a random chance on a random stranger.

[@Banana_D]

It's the legend themself

[@kman3554]

W

[@loweffortspeedster]

major bag alert

[@uranian-Umbra]

Carefully, she’s a hero

[@silversonome5360]

Sigelia, your sacrifice may not have been remembered a year ago, but we still trust in you. Your heroism shall never be forgotten

[@failboat]

Animal Crossing but its kerhsed

[@a.l.o.561]

Knock knock

[@swordbunni]

👌🏼

[@lobster6272]

yeeeeeee very kerhsed

[@ht7d580]

oof

[@AFluffyFiend]

when isnt it

[@girljellyfish]

can we appreciate the fact that sigelia spend 40 dollars just to say she has good turnip prices

[@moonbased7796]

Yes yes we can

[@nintendocat64]

Sigelia gives me hope for the future of humanity

[@ewanb1086]

@@nintendocat64 me to Nintendo cat

[@sometimessomee3535]

@@ewanb1086 ???

[@ItsMeTheE1]

Yeah

[@leviwinters]

Shutterstock: How many pictures do you need? Failboat: *yes*

[@Twinklethefox9022]

All the photos

[@rascalpants08lizziedrippin69]

I'll take you're entire stock

[@Idk-dq6rz]

Gamble

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Not even _yes_ can describe how many stock images I need."

[@Kittycat-tm7wk]

@@TinyDeskEngineer that is the funniest thing I've seen all day besides failboat

[@wintler]

Sigellia: I’m not the messiah Failboat and everyone else: THEY ARE THE MEASIAH

[@msmx9088]

Angel Medina *she

[@thedreamix1327]

@@msmx9088 doesn't Matter

[@squibble311]

ah yes, monty python memes

[@thedreamix1327]

@@squibble311 yes

[@bluebird6348]

@@thedreamix1327 from the film "life of brian"

[@kabelmarder2760]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Sigelia apparently time traveled until they found the best turnip price on the off chance that failboat hasn't found a good price until then

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Also Sigelia freakin paid money to allow this to happen. They deserve a special turnip symbol next to their name in chat.

[@vglove8566]

All hail Sigelia, for she is the hero we all need

[@toastytashe]

The 148th Kakapo someone show this to failboat

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@toastytashe Well I'd send it to him on Discord, but you know how that would go

[@amort3z]

Sigelia, the hero we needed, but the hero we didn't deserve.

[@TherealFreckleGinger]

Sigelia. The legend that spent $40 irl on letting failboat exploit his fame to get good turnip prices

[@titohermanto1829]

Absolute pog god

[@galacticbambo]

[@ballonstudios7799]

@Eubby Dyllan T. Barrios wait... is she?!?

[@fabanano6158]

@@ballonstudios7799 idk

[@ryanlewis5414]

thanks for providing the link so I can sub to her

[@gabethedogmeme3651]

"I am literally just abusing my internet status for infinite money" Every Animal Crossing streamer ever.

[@justarandombrit]

I would like... but it's on 222

[@hdk-gamer2829]

RIP Gabe

[@gomennegao]

Every -Animal Crossing- streamer ever.

[@silversonome5360]

Every -streamer- celebrity ever

[@Skipontop]

Sigelia = legend = pog

[@beannedeguzman4588]

SHE GETS LOVE FROM ALL OF US :3

[@thatdumbbeech9624]

definitely 👍😁

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

I will award her with the highest thing I can bestow, a salute

[@captaindrip4949]

Yes

[@captaindrip4949]

Must

[@user-ll5uv6zl4o]

Villager: *Can carry hundreds of turnips and more* Also Villager: *Struggles to push a cup*

[@logicactiv]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@creepypastajoffietheflamin6231]

@Pamilton Chu lol 😂

[@creepypastajoffietheflamin6231]

@@logicactiv ur pfp XD

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Maybe all those turnips are weighing the Island Representative down, and that's why it's so hard to aim any form of shovel.

[@visionflix2202]

What a movie, the story was nothing short of perfection. Characters were memorable. The finale was so satisfying. 10/10

[@smoresama7433]

11/10*

[@RUthebuttoneyedcat]

I agree to the max

[@okaten3522]

Sigelia was the true hero of this Animal Crossing saga all along.

[@krasudreal3948]

I hope sigelia comments on this video, so we can upvote the comment

[@crystalzesthub6984]

Yep

[@rjkyboi5027]

its not about the turnip profit we made its about the discord dms along the way

[@antonymilne1346]

And Shrek was the villain, going under the alias of "Kerhs"

[@bakedgoldfish45]

Okaten No, lämp was.

[@rgbgaming6950]

Fail: I need to sell these turnips Shrek: *You may have exploited me, but I exploited your exploiting*

[@waltervaquerano7608]

Everyone's talking about sigelia but no one's talking about how *Shrek is part of the Akatsuki*

[@Neo-sz2yi]

🧐

[@stoopy07]

🧐

[@gamerletter1986]

Everyone is gangster until you accidentally forget to sell your turnips that you speant your life savings on and it’s the next sunday.

[@Dukfire]

At least you can get Ants

[@charlotte-tv6wg]

Lolipop Gachas delete it

[@pequenil]

charlottedang Your wish is my command, sorry

[@robespierre2837]

@@pequenil what was the comment?

[@pequenil]

gianluca m nOoootHinG

[@jeemsers]

THE PROBLEM: mild to severe quarantine-induced bad mood. THE SOLUTION: turnips.

[@dunster35]

Yes

[@martha4636]

_Yes_

[@mememaster5717]

OURSELVES

[@werbearjack]

Sigelia is even wearing a face mask - like all of us should do when meeting people in this current crisis. A true paragon of virtue and moral.

[@cookii.8369]

We should all strive to be like Sigelia

[@1skitty139]

@@cookii.8369 yes

[@blueblurypinkcoffee1035]

werbearjack Shesss sooo good :D

[@susannamountcastle1945]

:)

[@CloutmasterPhluphyy]

Sigelia is peak human form

[@containedcolton6676]

Failboat’s content is so dumb, funny and strange that I can’t even think of what to comment.

[@keithhancock9710]

yes, just say yes

[@rainecloud905]

As it should be

[@diananer]

so’s your name :)

[@Jsubmac]

I hate it so much but I believe in it one hondo precento

[@GlitterGlueGoji]

I call it crackhead content. What I watch every day

[@swatkinsyt]

The next room is the one where I leave with a plane and go *Weee* -Failboat, 202

[@ender_expert1391]

ah yes i remember when he said that about 1800 years ago

[@daisyhatepage]

Lol yeah

[@animal_crossingfreak5600]

Ah i remember when i heard failboat say that about 1700 years ago. edit:its actually 1818 years or 1819 if your reading this in 2021

[@Golddude64]

0

[@angelnava6964]

Failboat: Im doomed. If I keep getting trolled I'll never sell these turnips. I need an honest person. I need someone I can trust Sigellia: hold my turnips

[@Despacitoian]

Angel Nava Sigellia: Hold my 40$

[@TentaCole]

Alternative title: “Animal Crossing but S T O N K S”

[@anthonyru.32]

when the turnips expire, S T U N K S

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

When you eat fruit- helth

[@mikekimreversed]

"S T A L K S"

[@BirdsDotGov]

S T A L N K S

[@henriedekker3622]

Captain Chicken Nugget STINKS

[@owentf2]

Tom nook: *says 1 letter* Everybody who plays animal crossing: that’s something to prove that he is evil.

[@GuessImSylvale]

Well he is

[@cutestcorpse]

I know bruh he just wants to help you build a house with debts adn taxes and yall mad pressed even though its pretty much real life 😐

[@cutestcorpse]

@GAMEY CUBER101 Yes

[@randomperson3051]

Fun fact: Tom nook donates 90% of his earnings to an orphanage

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

@@GuessImSylvale it checks out that you have an among us PFP and “gaming” in your username.

[@imveryconfuse]

Why was the fist thing I thought of when he said Saturday was: “It’s Saturday night and I got no plans ima stay at home and yell at the moon. Get out of the sky!”

[@j-man3267]

*Sad Sokka noises*

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

@@j-man3267 I've never even watched ATLA but I laughed at that reference-

[@hollow1279]

“lämp: waiting for Silksong.” Don’t we all

[@candygamer7326]

Do you know where that person is? Because I'm going to attack them no matter what.

[@salgen1319]

@@candygamer7326 what?

[@thefunkyfish5640]

15 months later and I'm still waiting

[@flapjackgd937]

Not even a release date, we suffer together brothers

[@theb2rd]

I never beat hollow knight but I'm super excited for silksong! Edit: I beat it!

[@wilgica8902]

I am honored to know our Saint Sigelia has joined our ranks. May you find prosperity and peace, sweet Sigelia. Long live the boat.

[@andreagreen6233]

Andreagreen757 is a great place for you to say it is the only thing that has to be able to get a job and be able to get a good night ill see if you could get a hotel for that

[@vyronix5698]

@@andreagreen6233 what? I am confusion

[@andreagreen6233]

@@vyronix5698 hi sorry this is her mother that was my kid that wrote that 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@evan-ub6pi]

Everyone @ Sigelia: Careful, shes a hero

[@froggy-boi7560]

Sigelia: being amazing Me: screaming at my friends for running through my collection of roses

[@pollysjustice]

He actually renamed it stocks. What a power move.

[@bloomypeach6168]

I don't even remember the previous titles were, "animal crossing but turnips" maybe?

[@Zeytrixx]

This is the most useful way of making a successful turnip farm, hopefully they don’t expire though.. because you will no longer have any Quarantine Food to binge on

[@Stellar_Oreo]

When the opening bit is actually relatable to the time we are in right now

[@l_amp]

the disappointment on your face when you found out my shop had just closed

[@starice5095]

Stay back demon, you have killed me more times than the absolute radiance itself.

[@darlene8299]

that wasn’t funny :/

[@l_amp]

i didnt know it closed at 10 till it was too late

[@AmaryInkawult]

Now you know

[@awesomeninja1311]

Evil doomsday demon

[@aspidacctvods]

“You wake up, it’s Saturday. You make some morning coffee, make some scrambled eggs- ………OH NO THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW *WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEE*

[@waddleworth7360]

WOOMY

[@yep6925]

" *OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIREING TOMORROW* " -Failboat

[@titohermanto1829]

Hate to be that guy, but it's "EXPIRING", not "EXPIREING"

[@diananer]

lol funny 69 like lmao lol funny funny

[@PurpleDemon7825]

@@titohermanto1829 hate

[@concertpapyrus8361]

"atchuly" :nerdemoji:

[@Elizabeth-by7gz]

Title is currently “animal crossing but turnips” Also this is giving mild anxiety watching this happen, watching chat fly by, watching the DMs fly by. Ouch

[@brieoshiro]

I can barely handle being in a discord with like 5 people haha I couldn't imagine that! Social media gives me too much anxiety, I'm glad I'm not popular!

[@riofurball6935]

“Animal Crossing but Turnips” was the title in case he changes it.

[@charrcoal2]

You FOOL!

[@normal_username3231]

He dis

[@galfinsp7216]

What was the original title?

[@controngames8308]

Galfin the Ghost Animal Crossing but turnips

[@AgentPeebles]

THE PROBLEM: THE TURNIPS BE EXPIRING SOON THE SOLUTION: USE, EXTORT THE VIEWERS AND EXPLOIT MY POWER WHILE SLIGHTLY FAILING

[@morningsareforcoffeeandcon1946]

Thats why hes called failboat

[@IcedTheLocalClown]

Ba dum tsss

[@shepalibegum9783]

“Lämp where are you in the sea? Call out to me” Maybe Lämp downloaded the Animal Crossing New Horizons sea swimming update early. I don’t know man but all I’m saying is he went to Nintendo and like he took the update data and installed it.

[@marcie9408]

OML genius

[@randy_hato]

Sigelia is officially the most popular person on this animal crossing Failboat community that is a kind of person you would wanna become in animal crossing

[@sirnoodlearcher9777]

I was just waiting for that one room in Sigelia's house just filled with the most cursed things imaginable, but I guess not. Good on you, Sigelia.

[@ChristopherMoom]

I can't be the only one who hasn't been able to wake up before 12 PM for turnips because of my terrible quarantine sleep schedule ..... Right?

[@AFluffyFiend]

I did that last week and the turnip prices were the highest they've been ever 😔

[@aquaabyss2116]

Twice. I missed turnips twice

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

I mean I don't do turnips but I can relate

[@kotyanyan]

I have strategy, go to sleep very early so u can get up at 7am

[@MantaKizaemonFTW]

Oh hey again

[@machinesugar8731]

Imagine how sangelia must have reacted when she saw that

[@randomdude3318]

0:00 I am experiencing the exact same senario my brother spent 600 thousand on turnips and Tommy's only selling them for 48 per turnip

[@foxi9009]

Sad

[@waddleworth7360]

I FEEL this so hard

[@diananer]

28,800 bells

[@yaboyboris7607]

What happened?

[@LUNKS342]

Dan: Shrek backward is curse Me: laughs for 7 minutes straight and dies inside

[@epicwebber8645]

kersh

[@markelbro5130]

kerhS

[@swordbunni]

0:04 Ah yes, I also inhale my milk like im a black hole.

[@churupinha3510]

My personal favorite parts of the saturday milk is the glass and the shutterstock logo

[@swordbunni]

@@churupinha3510 ikr? My Saturday morning isn't complete without it.

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

i inhale my milk with cereal

[@churupinha3510]

@@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT does the cereal have a getty images logo and/or a white room around it?

[@junkalicious_]

Good, you are normal.

[@derzeldagamer7931]

Dude, seing those Discord dms roll in like a tsunami, gives me hella anxiety

[@mystman1210]

We're never going to see the other Shrek room. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE OTHER SHREK ROOM! NOOOOOOO!!!

[@ivoneherman]

Failboat: A full grown man who just got 1 million dollars. Timmy and Tommy: Children who has unlimited amount of JIGGLY BOYS

[@rapogirl1391]

Let's get a "HERO!" in the chat for Sigelia!

[@titohermanto1829]

HERO!

[@smelliott2340]

HERO!

[@insert_username_here7892]

"Exploiting my power is really tough, its really tough" Fail Boat 2020

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

1:46 MsmX_Monster_Handler_2005 this name is based on the mobile game My Singing Monsters, which I find funny because I was literally playing My Singing Monsters, then decided I was done and opened KZbin to find this video in my recommended Edit: Sagaci has appeared multiple times not only in Failboat streams but in Failboat videos, somehow they keep showing up

[@nosignal7029]

Finally a My Singing Monsters comment

[@arancini1837]

“WE GOT A DM” **aggressively runs past pogs**

[@EpicDiamond45]

failboat: why am i upside down me: i didn't know you moved to Australia

[@Stunion_D_Onion]

Failboat: Yo guys I need to sell my turnips Some guy: *P I G G Y*

[@garlic7763]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Nobody on the planet earth: Failboat: t u r n i p s .

[@ethanshow_8369]

*turnip*

[@internalforce]

OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW

[@endsray]

Me: uses these vids to fall asleep Failboat : *OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TMR.* Me: O-O

[@lunalovegood858]

SIGELIA is a ledgend I FRIKING CRIED WHEN HE GOT IT! TOT TOT

[@newdrmikeyjr]

Who’s watching this but doesn’t have a Nintendo switch or animal crossing😭

[@vizzerro]

You

[@TheYconic]

Me

[@kentuckyfriedfrick9804]

broke

[@dk.dxrk.]

Y̑̈ȏ̈ȗ̈

[@SlaviAgeRegress]

Me-

[@SquibToast]

For those watching this after he obviously changes the name: the name was animal crossing but turnips. Please pin this comment for all to see the glorious ancestor of the new name

[@booneary]

Zane Popat it’s been ten hours and the name has not changed.

[@abadgurl2010]

The name is still the same as of now. 4:59pm EST May 3 2020

[@SquibToast]

Huh, he usually makes the name something like “expired crossing”

[@SquibToast]

Told you it was inevitable

[@SquibToast]

It’s stonks now

[@somekid475]

When you realize the turnips expire today and when you go to the shop they’re selling for one bell

[@Karzakus]

Segelia the hero we all need, and the one none of us deserve

[@aidentheonion]

0:03 ah yes how we consume the liquid dairy product

[@gatorz8610]

“Tom nook, I’ll get you the money Tomorrow. I’ve invested in the turnip-“ Tom Nook: “The M O N E Y”

[@galaxy-fq6nw]

Theory: the shrek curse made his turnips expire

[@gozillatheape2461]

GalaxyOrbs91 Don’t you mean the shrek kerhs?

[@kokoa3271]

Katy Ivie :O

[@niclas3406]

3:08 "Lämp dont exist" Ä: am I a joke to you? Also, im offended. Ä does exist in my language

[@cloverlovania]

in your language, but not on his keyboard

[@xiqikxx8967]

@@cloverlovania long press it and it will show up

[@cloverlovania]

@@xiqikxx8967 i'm on a laptop

[@xiqikxx8967]

@@cloverlovania ooohhh ok then my bad

[@niclas3406]

@@xiqikxx8967 no ive an actuall ä on my keyboard

[@veevsu]

It's not even my stonks, but my heart raced at the sight of the total money he got.

[@happyfellowship4291]

"Let's just trust this" Famous last words

[@ashsiegel381]

Imagine someone sold you massive amounts of turnips and the very next day they go off We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

[@project_galaxy]

i brought like two stacks from daisy mae, forgot to put them on the ground and they expired D:

[@snekk12]

here before the "youtubte is drurunrnkk" comments

[@unknownperson-jp3zu]

Me too🤗

[@jojocheck]

I was in the stream when all of this happened, this was a trip ngl! Also all say THANK YOU SEGELIA!!!

[@guillermocalvillo4915]

Funny enough, I actually started watching this on a Saturday morning.

[@iPenguie]

3:43 i can officially say, I'm in one of failboats videos. I'm famous now ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

[@iPenguie]

5:06 there i am again XD

[@iPenguie]

6:05 and again, for a split second

[@iPenguie]

10:12 once more

[@angelomallorca9149]

Failboat: *trying to sell turnips* Animal Crossing New Horizons Discord: *exist*

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

i genuinely almost cried when he actually found the island with the good price

[@LittleGamerWasTaken]

(You watch Failboat too?)

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

@@LittleGamerWasTaken am I supposed to know you?

[@LittleGamerWasTaken]

@@pumpkin_pants3828 I thought you were also in the chat for the Porksworth stream last night, ot I'm slowly going insane.

[@pumpkin_pants3828]

@@LittleGamerWasTaken yeah I was, I'm at most of his streams. Actually, I think I remember you. What a strange coincidence

[@_miiwii_6436]

i genuinely almost cried when i saw you twos replies :3

[@kirinc-s.7156]

8:20 how did Shrek the ogrelord get the music All-Star in his house? It isn't the town tune (because it's too long), and obviously it's not a K.K. song. How did they do it?

[@nico8667]

I also wanna know, I wouldn't believe he would do all the work to edit it in and make it sound real, but don't mention it

[@kirinc-s.7156]

@@nico8667 Yeah, okay. Failboat probably did edit it in for the video, but I won't mention it.

[@nico8667]

@@kirinc-s.7156 No, that he would edit it in but never acknowledge its existence. He didn't mention it, you can mention it if you want

[@kirinc-s.7156]

@@nico8667 ah, yes, Failboat would never mention something as holy as that

[@bricrowave]

7:10 We’ve been tricked, fooled, and quite possibly bamboozled

[@timetodie3439]

3:13 my fucking god. Somebody sent me a screenshot of this and its literally me i am crying what what what WHAT

[@treehousegames7903]

I sincerely hope that 1:38 is the Fail-MPG crossover that none of us knew we wanted

[@nosignal7029]

wut... I don't even think they know each other

[@karuma246]

12:48 oh my gosh, I was about to cry at that moment

[@fluffypuff766]

Everyone literally pulled a reverse uno card on ya man

[@marcie9408]

Sigelia was ACTUALLY so polite ^^

[@BuggaBonnie]

Sigelia is a true, respected hero. God bless you.

[@valerykim1307]

I am literally dead Bc of the Shrek floor

[@edgelord8337]

alternate title animals crossing to get turnips *-but remember your supposed to be inside-*

[@dotanimations_TM]

edge lord i see u everyware

[@minananano]

I gave my first oarfish to blathers, and I have another one that I keep in my inventory since you and Fyrus keep one on you too.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Sigelia is the MVP here but lämp's prank was amazing

[@Decimator_517]

I was like "bruh" when that was actually his name😱😱😱😱

[@diananer]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱: youtube video thumbnails be like...

[@tbhfrog]

me:*sees lamp like 1 secound in* also me: :O

[@angelahughes2372]

IM ABOUT TO GET ANIMAL CROSSING NEW HORIZONS YaYyYyYyyYyYyYyYyYyyYyyyYy!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

[@averagememer9373]

Holy mother of Mr Behemoth Screamoth, that’s a lot of turnips