The Worlds Worst I.T. Guy

[@kelsyrasmussen3332]

"Have you tried turning off and on again?" "It won't. turn. ON" ... "Well we're halfway there"

[@chrisperry132]

That was jokes!!!

[@EverythingHP]

me: *thinks of big time rush*

[@br-sb6vu]

It's almost like that's exactly what they said

[@tyr0316]

Yes I also watched the video

[@adsadsaddFQ]

I almost choked on food on that one

[@TheDeadVanVlogger]

They seem to have unlimited skit ideas. It’s incredible

[@fransenascano6983]

HoTdOg

[@tshandcannon548]

@@fransenascano6983 u copied my comment wtf dude

[@Hyblup]

🤫 it’s a trained secret...

[@fransenascano6983]

@@tshandcannon548 your welcome

[@boonanaman2739]

@@tshandcannon548 gtfo

[@sunshine8338]

The soft drink was the only indication he was an IT guy.

[@ruthlettagalog9553]

Goodie

[@jackduncan5611]

Yeah cause soft drinks are only for IT guys

[@myrasmith3423]

And asking getting nothing done.

[@psivewri]

Microsoft Office is such an underrated computer manufacturer.

[@64bullets]

Oh hello

[@horsepower-gn3cd]

I have one of their laptops. Absolutely fantastic.

[@Austin_Boath]

Of course big man psivewri is already on the case

[@ImaTip]

Weird

[@asiandod325]

Uhhhh. Adidas is better.

[@Thegbear]

“You’d be surprised how many IT issues can be fixed with glue” *nods aggressively in IT tech*

[@nicholasrobins2835]

Our IT guy in PNG did this. He glued up all the USB ports, whereas in Sydney our IT spent thousands on software which required a yearly license to software lock the USB ports.

[@ItsJustPage]

@@nicholasrobins2835 oh god, why tho, you can just use windows to disable it via a group policy.

[@DMack6464]

@@ItsJustPage exactly

[@Thegbear]

@@nicholasrobins2835 in IT it's, "I can, therefore I absolutely should"

[@viking6903]

This reminded me of an IT guy who wanted to fix my phone My phone had a lesser problem so I showed it to him, when I was back I found out that he used glue and fucked half of the screen, it was so terrible He told me that the phone was like this when he got it (it got fixed by itself or I would have broken the shop's glass with a rock)

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

“Can you unfreeze my screen?” *takes out a blowtorch*

[@saintyfc8976]

😅😅 that's brilliant

[@shreya9243]

What, u don’t bring a blowtorch with u to the office?

[@fenrix155]

I seem to see you a lot

[@jakegarrett8109]

That is an actual solution even though I know your being funny. In extreme overclocking you can get it too cold and it requires a blowtorch to heat it up in a reasonable amount of time (liquid nitrogen is used as the coolant, sometimes even colder coolants depending on the processor). I’ve had to do this, my memory modules were iced over, not that a common IT guy would need to do this but it’s funny because a blowtorch is sometimes the answer to fix a freezing and crashing computer, haha!

[@Pluike]

Lachlan was being a bit rude here Jaxon was just doing his job.

[@Redman_real]

Exactly

[@reubxn]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o very strange way to self promote but this one instead makes me want to click other than those others who say some shit

[@willtulloch9588]

Mate he was doing his job well as well. Have a major issue with your computer and 5 minutes till you need to present in an international meeting? He will literally make it good as new in seconds

[@ethanh6370]

@@finleygiles9083 Thanks, I didn't realize.

[@Trazynn]

He should be more respectful towards his colleagues on a higher pay grade.

[@Naruto-vd5ke]

Why does Lachlan look like a 40yo stressed dad who barely has his life together.

[@IamJustAnotherUtubeR]

He really embodied the role well

[@jaydenkawasaki9323]

he plays his role very well

[@katesampleseverything]

He's going through his "single middle aged parent with two mortgages" phase. Jaxon went through it, now it's Lachlan's turn.

[@CaptainLuckyLuke]

2020 has caused all of us to age prematurely.

[@drunkdunc8738]

His wife needs a hard drive and can't use his floppy disc

[@ModestPelican]

i'd hire u tbh

[@corrskirata9845]

Oh hey, you hydrated legend.

[@Penguin-lc3eg]

Penguins are better hydrated than pelicans because they can swim underwater for extended periods of time.

[@ishalinmaharaj6205]

Papa peli🤗

[@gingerfredninja9]

Who’s hydrated??

[@xaviernordhoff3461]

Same better then the Indian tech guys

[@oliverwill0065]

It’s not even a skit at this point it’s so relatable honestly

[@Pluike]

Seems like Jaxon is just as qualified as anyone working at the Apple Genius Bar

[@negil]

Probably more qualified since he does own Apple afterall

[@rylaneberhardt9545]

Why does this guy have 2 comments

[@Pluike]

@@rylaneberhardt9545 I simply had two funnies to share.

[@TypicalNerds]

He is in fact even more qualified from my experience with apple.

[@chelseawondererias7211]

Video idea: you finish your food first before everyone else and it’s awkward

[@minksrule2196]

I just leave when that happens then I don't have to help cleaning up

[@kayagerlag]

This is so relatable it hurts

[@chrisperry132]

And you are still hungry but no one is leaving any food!!!!

[@ellie-ym3zo]

Or the opposite, suddenly realising everyone else has finished eating while you've still got half your food left

[@chelseawondererias7211]

@@minksrule2196 lmao, people with siblings know this pain of another level

[@milan4989]

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?" "It won't turn on!" "Well we're halfway there" HELP IM SOBBING

[@heckler3119]

Every IT teacher at school when your school tablet/laptop breaks.

[@grace-kf5us]

“did u turn it on and off?”

[@chernodoggo8732]

@@grace-kf5us They get paid for doing just that

[@drunkdunc8738]

We had abacus technitions in my day

[@benschannel9065]

They legit just play their ps4 and get grumpy whenever they have to do their jobs.

[@MotoCat91]

Or worse when you apply for a position and it's given to someone else with 'more qualifications', but then every time there's an issue you end up having to teach them how to fix it

[@uhhhh...Hannah]

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?” -Jaxon and Roy

[@eggdog4920]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o I’ll give you hate comments on *this* video

[@tojo_MOV]

HELLOU OITEEEE

[@NDJunction]

OR (lol) -IT CROWD

[@sophie_and_emily]

ayyyyy i love the it crowd

[@taylamartin6523]

My computer: Has a bullet hole in it, has been burned and cracked beyond repair I.T. guy: Have you tried restarting it?

[@MotoCat91]

The IT whiz with a technical issue so complex that nobody has ever heard of it, finally caves and calls tech support for the first time: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" Whiz: "Mate I've been fixing computers since before you were even born, this is a legitimate fault and simply restarting is not going to do a damn thing.. but fine, just for you, just this time I'll try your 'magical' cure all, alright?" ..The reboot fixed the problem Welp, time to immediately leave the country then

[@ethanh6370]

"I've got just the glue for that." - Every Midwest uncle ever.

[@sea81793]

just to be safe.."and tape."

[@ethanh6370]

@@sea81793 Duct tape, to be precise.

[@sea81793]

@@ethanh6370 YES

[@sallybradshaw4576]

He may be a terrible IT guy, but he does have a jawline that can cut glass

[@carlwilkerson9722]

He's like an upside-down Robert Redford.

[@sallybradshaw4576]

@@carlwilkerson9722 If they used Jaxon in Winter Soldier instead of Robert Redford, I wouldn't know

[@Idrathernot.]

Sherlock??

[@timopper5488]

0:51 “Well, we’re halfway there.” That’s the granddaddy King Kong bestest line in all of their videos. What a subtle delivery. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahh8696]

Yes! His comedic timing just gets better and better 😂

[@wakikikin]

In all their skits, i have never seen their computer break character. Legendary

[@trulyrandomcode]

yeah it didn't even turn on once!

[@Ghost3ysYT]

Plot twist: did he say “buy more dells? OR “BUY MODELLS?!”

[@M3RS.]

I am not sure. Conspiracy theories are saying it was „Buy more DELLS”

[@taylamartin6523]

Me in a test: “I forget a lot of things.... like... a lot”

[@CheesecakeKittyYT]

"Wow lachlan what a smooth transition, speaking of sponsers...."

[@mro4ts457]

“My computer won’t turn on!!” Jaxon - “I’ve got just the glue for that”

[@mrscoldarrow]

Is he the cousin of the lawyers that don’t know any laws?

[@gerda6132]

He‘s the outlaw of the family

[@TheESMAT07]

IT guy is like a medic in the army. Even a high-ranking executive would set with him for help.

[@p0tpje]

"You forgot where you work?" I forget a lot of things"

[@snow5064]

"Like what?" "I forgot"

[@snow5064]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o you are everywhere and because of that "Fuck you" take that as a hate comment

[@adammcgarrity28]

"Hello I.T. have you tried turning it off and on again?"

[@quinnsmith2542]

“What a smooth transition....speaking of sponsorships.” 💀💀💀

[@Phoenix-nh9kt]

I like how the officer just gets more and more angry but never actually fires him.

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@parzingtheasian]

foxes: ?????

[@ruh-faidaa9793]

@@parzingtheasian insert what does that fox say reference 🦊 😂

[@Eriandel]

someone sounds a lil' upset that they're always too slow. c:

[@livelife9680]

Darcy fumbling over the ad read was so cute

[@anshak5162]

Jaxon should be working for apple at this rate.

[@sayturn74]

Jaxon is the head of apple

[@muhammadfarhanfirdausbinno1584]

He's already a 'part-time' ceo

[@katd7716]

He's a president of United States, he doesn't need this job.

[@anshak5162]

Oh yeahhhhh I totally forgot

[@gconn3892]

"Have you tried turning it off and on again" "It won't turn on." "Well we're halfway there." ...that last line is amazing - I loved it. I work in IT so I love it even more; I laughed so hard. Oh damn you nailed another one... "You would be surprised how many IT issues you can fix with glue" is totally accurate lol.

[@PyroManZII]

To be honest, as IT Support, glue has been required on a number of occasions.

[@Jeff_Okayabashi]

this the best sketch i have ever watch

[@s.baldrick3807]

When the people you're working with are clueless with tech, sometimes it's legitimately easier to just tell them to buy new hardware tbh

[@randomcreek]

It's so nice seeing the owner of UEI actually doing work at the company. It really is inspirational.

[@notanonce1235]

Can you please fix my computer “Yes but you have to answer all my questions with a 500 word essay”

[@PianoLounge992]

You guys are the most underrated youtube channel. Loving the content

[@jlnkz5375]

Bro I can’t stop thinking about how proud I am for Jackson about his weight loss

[@kaldogorath]

He's losing a battle with his weight?

[@ThatAussiePingu]

"Try turning it off and on again" Is a classic I.T move.

[@nxxynx5039]

90% of IT techs: **nervous sweating**

[@DodderingOldMan]

I watched the sponsored section at the end. I WATCHED the SPONSORED section at the END. No other KZbin channel in the history of the Universe has made me do that, but I this time I wanted to a) support the channel, and b) see if the sponsored section would be at all amusing. And it was, a bit at least. This is the highest compliment I think I've ever given to a video on KZbin.

[@Aleks-tz6pe]

Room: silent Darsy: *speaking of sponsorships*

[@sapodilla25]

I only just realised Darcy has probably the bluest eyes in the whole wide world and they're beautiful.

[@Agent_OB]

Thanks for not changing guys I found you and Gus about two years ago, Gus videos are not funny any more while you guys continue to amaze me ❤️

[@deliciouschicken]

That was a transition Linus would be proud of.

[@andydrums4333]

Darcy's acting as the glue was simply phenomenal

[@GoldBottle376]

I need some glue mate, my fridge is fried

[@KwincksIT]

reminds me to the genius bar in Apple stores. especially the throw it out and buy a new one line..

[@brickboy127]

the worst I.T guy would say to a customer: *does you computer currently have a 5G plan?*

[@alifinley9156]

The surf shark promotion was as entertaining as the main presentation. Great work, guys.

[@rikicyborgetheanimalguy7019]

1:16 Apple in a nutshell

[@johndoyle524]

Came here for transitions as smooth as butter. Was not disappointed. 5 stars.

[@SpaceBurn]

Look, it’s the. I.T. Guy from *every school ever*

[@Redman_real]

Guess what the cool teacher at my school is the IT guy so he's actually good

[@traxbun]

bruh during quarantine schooling i called my i.t guy through zoom [which uses internet] and saw microsoft teams wouldnt work and said 'connect to network' and asked me if im connected to the internet

[@lukeslayer]

FYI this is basically "The I.T Crowd" in a nutshell. Get on it, great show.

[@ngzulin]

Yesss

[@heather7473]

@Glitzy Guy doesn’t change that fact it’s a bloody good show though

[@ollkorrect1]

such a good show!

[@kaldogorath]

I don't like the show for that reason. The joke doesn't need to last 4 seasons, these two did it in 3 minutes.

[@Archanakoul]

I lost it at "one time I thought I was gonna get fired but they promoted me. Now I earn more than you"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oliverwill0065]

i already know this is gonna be so accurate

[@Joffe.]

it’s not that type of video

[@oliverwill0065]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o no because then it gives u more views

[@cut3882]

I binge watch your videos so much to the point that your channel is the only thing i see on my recommendations

[@victoriasmith9527]

The title could be my grandma's response when I can't unfreeze her computer screen

[@rhythm5080]

just put it in the oven

[@victoriasmith9527]

@@rhythm5080 thanks bro it's fixed now 👌

[@tombprospectorvulcan6440]

Love the random calls inbetween conversations

[@NAMBAPIANO]

So literally any school IT guy.

[@nerahm249]

The smoothest of transitions

[@Bigfoot_With_Extra_Stuff]

I can't even get any IT guys out here in the woods, we bigfoots just have to fix things ourselves

[@FAYRmusic]

Darcie has the better lighting setup. I'm impressed, impressed enough to get surfshark

[@jordzzz1439]

as someone who studies IT this is 1000% accurate.

[@imnota]

You'd legitimately be surprised by how many IT issues can be fixed with glue. - An IT guy For real, there's always one guy coming with broken clips, ripped out hinges, ... Glue FTW

[@ShadowFrosty101]

Lmao you forgot to have the Indian accent and say “welcome to technical support how may I help you”

[@legendarydragonqueen6909]

"My computer won't turn on!" "I've got just the glue for that."

[@sarahinhiidef]

Why is this how I feel my university’s IT department works 😭

[@8bit_Army]

I like that my computer got broken yesterday and now today we have a video on fixing computers Truely Spectacular

[@Benjamin-yz7jp]

If 2020 was an IT guy

[@officialspicyqueenHD]

Okay tbh, I'm listening to this with headphones. I just remembered the fact that my headphone battery is dying. So whenever he was unlimited in the video, instead of saying unlimited, it said "Low Battery." So instead of saying: "That's right; unlimited." My headphones made the video say: "That's right, *low battery.* " That made my day! 😂

[@andeytawana2061]

I love how they have the most basic bought but the vids r lit

[@samuelandreoli5061]

Farkin love this channel so much

[@keyanboker7033]

Hey this man is still more helpful then most IT desk workers. At least he backs up what he says.

[@icetea975]

I dont understand how you guys make the funniest videos.

[@Dannytournier]

The only reason people disliked this is because they are the dumb it guy and they didn’t know how to like the vid

[@Gary_Lifts]

Yes. They relied too heavily on the glue.

[@shreya9243]

Their IT guys messed up the like buttons

[@shaunfeehan8215]

Lol that transition to Darcy to talking about the sponsor😂😂😂!!

[@charlienewton1301]

I’m pretty sure people would rather eat a whole thing of vegemite than deal with an IT guy like this

[@reecehall8041]

Legit nobody: Arnold: speaking of sponsors...

[@bubbie3533]

@2:13 Darcy playing the drums - nooice 🤘

[@everydayjokes2321]

Apple in a nutsell

[@Patrick-li8nh]

Dude this is the first time I actually watched the ad part because Darcy's performance is just too smooth.

[@tshandcannon548]

my grandma should be on here

[@shaunfeehan8215]

“Buy more dells, buy more dells”- jaxon 2020.

[@shaunfeehan8215]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o what?

[@jackgrant754]

Never have I clicked so fast

[@winnrose]

“my computer’s broken can you fix it” literally the people i get calling :))))

[@victoriasmith9527]

*this is the worst episode of Full House I've ever seen*

[@MustafaAndroid]

"Click BAM BAM WAM" ~ Darcy Hahaha that's brilliant

[@jasperhoward5690]

“Who's been a TRUE fan of “@fairbrain ” FOR OVER A YEAR”😇"

[@jasperhoward5690]

@ShadowKing 7890 lol

[@bryanfrank447]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o ok

[@jasperhoward5690]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o wtf

[@vendybirdsvadl7472]

@@jasperhoward5690 these are bots too, i have no idea what they main objective is but i think they will try to make you hate something but tbh IDK

[@jasperhoward5690]

@@vendybirdsvadl7472 lol im not a bot

[@thomashayes400]

"Well, we're halfway there." I woke up at 4am for this nonsense? Tomorrow I'm getting up at 3. 😜😂

[@mobilegod8365]

Hi

[@shettyshrey]

Hi

[@skiprope]

Hi

[@xui4]

Hello

[@faridandrian580]

Hi

[@tshandcannon548]

hey ;)

[@zonamojegokolegimonika196]

I just want to say we can see your transformation Jackson and we are so proud of you mate

[@lcgdabmaster6797]

Me: Quick, thing of something to write that will get a ton of likes. Also Me: Resorting to write this comment that isn’t funny at all.

[@Hyblup]

I’m not liking because I like this comment, I’m liking because I’ve been there before.

[@EmeraldRod]

"Wow lachlan what a smooth transition. Speaking of sponsorships, surf shark...." lmao i love darcy

[@N0tahandle]

I hope you guys never start taking yourselves too seriously. Your videos are what KZbin should be.

[@dooblin]

As a previously employed I.T. intern I can confirm this is exactly how all I.T. employees operate.

[@mbridges6348]

Quite the compliment Jackson got for even being considered to be qualified