The Blind Uber Driver

[@ian-roadto0subscribers564]

*prequel idea:* when youre blind but pass the driving license test

[@CanavarTransit]

maybe he got blind afterwards

[@haze3256]

Hi Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me.

[@how_do_you_type]

@@haze3256 sound kinda fake ngl. if she actually gonna give you a gaming setup than i will subscribe

[@kidcharlemagne3044]

Better Call Blind Uber Driver

[@TheS1lentX]

@@haze3256 or U can just ask ur mother for money as ur bday n christmas present

[@MK43213]

"we'll see anyways." "Well I mean I won't see, I'll hear" sorry but this is hillarious hahaha

[@AliG_]

Manvin as I read this, the part happened

[@mando2657]

@@AliG_ same lol

[@vxkcs]

I laughed to hard just then

[@Archiethefisho]

Funny

[@RickyRegal.]

when your waiting in line (groceries, haircut) and your mum/dad leaves to do something while ur still in line alone.

[@greenbean9218]

Noice

[@ChildoGODreal]

This is why I dont go shopping with mom

[@TheRealRiptide01]

SoloAlex2005 yup

[@katesampleseverything]

My mum isn't allowed to go on quests anymore once we get in line cuz I don't like standing there awkwardly waiting for her to come back

[@RickyRegal.]

@@katesampleseverything especially when your waiting for a haircut and ur parent leaves to get money or groceries, and ur standing there awkwardly not knowing what to say to the barber 😂

[@nikitaw6492]

“I don’t know why I’m looking out the window I’m blind” 😂😂😂😂

[@humansranimals6169]

He's probably faking his blindness for coupons.

[@haze3256]

Hi Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me.

[@eiichirooda4128]

@@haze3256 sorry kid, but NO

[@kiingg1787]

@@haze3256 how about quit fortnite first

[@teamwolf1261]

HumansRAnimals eh chimkandi chup

[@octaviablackthorn9]

I don’t see the difference between his driving and a P plater’s honestly

[@minhvu4457]

Octavia Blackthorn nah he’s still on Ls LMAO

[@DrakoNotDraco]

K

[@dayshok5648]

Nice

[@margaret796]

He didn’t throw glass bottles at my brother and I as we rode our bikes so that’s one thing.

[@indianakernick3788]

As a P plater, I can confirm

[@inphulse9865]

“We run a tight ship no mistakes except for that time where we drove 30 kilometres on the wrong side of the freeway”

[@3fxz483]

yes we heard it in the video

[@AngryApple]

@@LK-gp9yv German autocorrect :D

[@WW_ALFA]

Yo bro can you do me a favour and please like my Faze5 Submission video so it can do better and get to more people's recommendeds. I would appreciate it.😁

[@truffalachubbles2529]

WW ALFA self promoting won’t help you mate

[@it8ntme823]

@@3fxz483 creators like to see what jokes their subscribers find funny. Stop being a dick

[@mrRudy751]

They actually called Darcy, “Darcy” in this skit rather than “Arnold” lol

[@drunkdunc8738]

Well spotted 👍

[@naina9807]

He looks more like an Arnold...

[@Big_fat_sQawk]

What are you talking about they're two different people

[@familyfriendlyneighborhood83]

What do you mean Darcy is Darcy and Arnold is their long lost brother like they are 2 different ppl

[@BeachJedi101]

My car once got hit while parked. I kid you not, there was a message on windshield that said “I’m sorry about the accident, I was letting my blind friend drive my car tonight.” 😳

[@ataleoftwomeows8086]

I- what did they think would happen 💀

[@BeachJedi101]

@dyapalyse Man, they didn’t even make it out the parting lot. That was 10 years ago and I’ll never forget it.

[@Hello-kc7on]

DeeJay Develop yeah that, or he is just using it as an accuse for him running into The car

[@brownsoup3926]

That's wholesome

[@rere_ig]

bruh rip

[@yes4993]

Video idea: when you’re at a family gathering and you don’t know anyone there

[@joshmclean6986]

DSM Cubing bro that is genius

[@djrage1280]

Yes

[@igitha..._]

This is usual for me

[@aureliaavalon]

it's been 20 years and i only managed to remember their face tbh

[@RickyRegal.]

My idea I commented is when your waiting in line (barbers, groceries) with ur parent and they leave to do something and ur left alone nervous asf 😂 I managed to get a love by Fairbairn.

[@viv5082]

“if I squint R E A L L Y hard I can see a very faint line” “that’s the sun” LMAO 😂

[@TacticalDraws]

A very faint light*

[@haze3256]

Hi Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me.

[@aperson4565]

ZE_Haze Nice copy and paste dude everyone’s gonna sub because obviously you have amazing content

[@fernandogunthorando1379]

@@haze3256 ya earned a sub from me cuz......uhhh........nothin

[@readabookdummy]

ZE_Haze lol u want a1000subs so u can monetise your content😂

[@Smytguy]

From beginning to end, everything in this was just totally stupid. Perfect.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest KZbinr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye dh

[@extremesyboi7307]

Same comment

[@MattRosvideos]

Glad you guys are sticking up for blind people! One day they will be free to drive without issue!!! #Freedom

[@chrisgould101]

Equal rights, women can't drive in Saudi Arabia but blind people can drive in Australia. Sweet as mate

[@muffie9446]

Video idea: when someone sits in your seat in primary school

[@rickythreefeet]

omg yes

[@muffie9446]

Sami Hag iv commented this 5 times now so they better do it

[@freyalouise9862]

YES

[@ducky_boyy]

YES!

[@m.igamer90]

Fun fact : Darcy is the only one who knows how to drive

[@SpaceBurn]

I’m sorry is this a blind Uber driver or a 16 year old learning to drive.

[@T_5N1P3R]

it’s probably just a blind 16 year old

[@muffie9446]

This comment is actually kinda funny

[@abby2233]

I feel attacked

[@SpaceBurn]

Abby no its just the fact a 16 learner drove straight on in front of me and cause a 4 car pile up

[@abby2233]

SpaceBurn jeez that not fun, also I know it’s a joke😂

[@cheesydrippin]

2:45 “I don’t know why I’m looking at the window, I can’t see anything” 😂

[@reptilus89]

I love the fact that you often end your videos with a blooper - but in the continuity of the sketch! This alone makes your channel stand out from the others. Keep going guys

[@Maxine_comics]

I love that darcey is clearly actually scared a few times. Gold

[@Cheese334]

1:22 that smug smile is just perfect.

[@mayureshkulkarni99]

"I don't know why I am looking out of window, I can't see anything" 😂😂😂 That was pure gold😅

[@yourdad1178]

Love how they us the “don’t hold back” song for the outro lie they said they would

[@Arturopakastur]

Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

[@northwestwind85]

One of the funniest trios ever. Could definitely hold a Netflix show on their own

[@kritin4946]

Your uber driver says there's a ghost on the road: *PANIK* He is blind and was just kidding: *Kalm* HE IS BLIND: *PANIK*

[@reverse3d584]

I love how they keep their laughs in and don’t cut them out it just adds fun the the skit... I mean documentary

[@greenbean9218]

“I Murdered someone but it was an accident”

[@Jacob_of_Rivia]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2GXfYOgbp6NhsU

[@Visionooor]

That would be manslaughter

[@HillelFriedler]

petition to make Save with Jamie's cover of don't hold back the official outro song

[@caiodemedina4801]

It already is the official outro

[@BorkenGarage]

@@caiodemedina4801 Petition successful!!

[@nicolevincent5680]

That was actually a proper jam session 😂

[@polariginal]

Video idea: when someone uses the wrong side of a sponge

[@fierylightning3422]

“This is how we do it and it works” “Except for the time we ran over an old lady”

[@calculator17]

I love Lachlan’s new hair style!

[@zuko1569]

If Toph had a driver license then everything is A-ok Just don't let her drive an airplane that won't go well

[@barbaro267]

I don't know Toph. I only know Melon Lord.

[@gadman85]

@@barbaro267 Pretty sure Toph was just a cover identity anyways.

[@jayapradamaddela8489]

Melon lord!

[@Thebridgeplayer]

Oh lol, some avatar the last airbender viewers

[@kunalpjain]

2:49 the moment they couldn't hold their laugh

[@lachlanhardaker5299]

If Jackson was my Uber I’d let him take me anywhere disability or not.

[@Inflake]

The braille on the steering wheel is for drivers like these

[@kritin4946]

When ur so early that Jaxon has said nothing controversial YET.

[@xdtoxicplays847]

That's pretty much drivers of Australia anyway

[@minty7471]

XD Toxic Plays true dat

[@johnsawtell-rickson3957]

XD Toxic Plays yes especially on Melbourne

[@johnsawtell-rickson3957]

Kranz X lol

[@chrisgould101]

Me as nz driver Blind would be an improvement

[@sapodilla25]

Laughs in Indian

[@DrCoomer_1]

0:20 When they do what you say

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

This is something that can actually happen in Australia

[@GuillermoGarcia-ew7fe]

1:46 I’m in tears 😂😂😂

[@mrwniq]

Blind people will get offended. Nevermind they can't see it

[@niceaudiokevin3921]

😕

[@teamwolf1261]

Marwan Monthr eh chimkandi chup!

[@mobilemaster1117]

LOL 😆

[@mrragge7986]

Wait untill deaf people hear about this. Hol up...

[@lloydy___8720]

How does he know it’s a window?

[@bonnie9855]

This is like saying did you hear about _________ to a deaf person in sign language

[@kirin1230]

Still better than my driving skills Because I can't drive :'(

[@Stxqq]

you can't legally drive, I bet you could drive better on your first try :)

[@RedDragonde5]

Likes the music at the end. Such sweet tones.

[@peterberdenis730]

Jaxon: I don't know why I'm looking out the window I can't see anything 😂

[@turinmormegil7715]

"I don't know why I'm looking out the window, I'm blind" Gold 👌

[@harmanndhiman9492]

I need to get my Aussie accent back. I believe I’m in the right place

[@misterkellaway]

honestly this is one of the most well written and executed comedy short skits ive seen in a long time.

[@ducky_boyy]

Video Idea: When the person scanning at checkout is too fast.

[@miketlf1811]

I love how he’s looking out the windows even tho he can’t see

[@lukemassa3526]

2:35 me when I’m driving with mum

[@rhaegartargaryen9315]

This is so stupid and hilarious at the same time.

[@bpbullet5653]

He used this excuse to get away from a fine by the police which he learned from a Fairbairn video and now he is permanently blind

[@brandonbrooks5470]

Best outro ever

[@johndallis9901]

Lachlan: I am being ridiculous? Your a blink fking Uber driver 😂

[@flash4323]

blink?

[@flash4323]

@Jade yes i realise that but i feel like it doesn't take rocket scientist to spell a five letter word correctly it was pretty unnecessary for you to reply

[@johndallis9901]

Oh I am da sorry no englia

[@katesampleseverything]

YEESSSSSS!! Darcy is back and they used the Save With Jamie cover for the outro...this was absolute perfection. 👍

[@lilyparamore5058]

After watching Darcy edit their videos I’m fairly certain he only appears in skits to keep them on track 😂

[@udithamanohara8246]

I love the way they call 'sir' 😅

[@rivers4753]

Loved the Saving with Jamie cover of don't hold back at the end there. Good to see the underrated bands get some recognition.

[@ToyotaGuy1971]

You mean underexposed.

[@chellymurphy]

“If you’re here and capable, why make this blind man drive” 😆😂😂🤣

[@melancholiker]

When you're so early you know you can hit the top but you can't think of something funny

[@ciel_isl]

"I don't know why I'm looking at the window I can't see anything" got me lol

[@lampyt6295]

Next episode: quiet party bus

[@honhymn4770]

and the next thing that happens is a car crash making lachlan go deaf and darcy starts doing sign language when lachlan's a uber driver

[@BKrS15]

Been watching their videos for over 3 years, they've always made me laugh 😂😂😂❤

[@youtubeusers]

“I don’t know why I’m looking out the window I can’t see anything” LOL 😂

[@freshsg_gamer9660]

Nobody: Jaxon: They don’t know I’ m blind and I got a driver license

[@7rixy522]

" I don't know why i'm looking out the window.. I can't see anything. " Hahaha thank you for blessing me once again

[@kritin4946]

Jaxon actually looks dope in those glasses.

[@pepsi2487]

no shi*t

[@kritin4946]

@@pepsi2487 yes shit

[@Redman_real]

The deaf instructor

[@GrabarzOVE]

1:33 - Who TF is Darcy. IS He like long lost Arnold's twin brother or something?

[@weezingargonian6523]

I just woke up in England, saw this video and thought, “why is it so bright?” And then I thought: “Oh, yeah.”

[@MitchellOrd]

When your so early you comment during the ad

[@elfro1237]

That doesn’t matter how early you are. If you get an ad you can do it.

[@kirin1230]

I relate

[@MitchellOrd]

@@elfro1237 didn't think about that, I just tried to be fast lol

[@kirin1230]

@Henry the Banana Hi

[@leosmithzwift3170]

'we'll see anyways, but I won't see im blind'

[@karli3840]

Shouldn’t they have blurred the number plate? I don’t know cars, but ok.

[@archygrey9093]

Probably, but its their own car so they are not risking anyone elses privacy

[@DrunkTalk]

@@archygrey9093 pretty sure doxxing wouldn't do shit if you lived in the middle of Australia anyway 🤣

[@MATHEWHEPSIBAH]

They dont have to....there are only 3 living people in Australia

[@DrunkTalk]

@@MATHEWHEPSIBAH HAHAHAHAA

[@thatrandumbguy4683]

Mathew George as an Australian I can confirm

[@alvinkurianjiji1496]

2:29 THREE PEOPLE IN A SHOT IN A FAIRBAIRN VIDEOOO........ i thought it was not allowed. huh 😂😂😂

[@iceman7157]

Next: Deaf public speaker.

[@5hirtandtieler]

Plenty of deaf people can speak tho...? It’s not like them talking is dangerous cause they can’t hear 😂

[@iceman7157]

@@5hirtandtieler 🙄 r/wooosh

[@samrasmussen33]

The outro has me in tears! I hope it never changes hahaha

[@carl2226]

Driver: I can't look at the phone because I'm blind. Lachlan: What? Darcy: *He's blind goddamn it, show some respect.*

[@jawshXo]

Love the out-tro 100 / 10

[@miketlf1811]

HOW DID HE GET HIS DRIVERS LICENSE!

[@mrtoxictaz3515]

Darcy sounds like every parent during a driving lesson. “RIGHT HAND DOWN, STOPPP!”

[@waddles2516]

Didn't even get past the ad and I already see 4 "first" comments

[@aperson4565]

FIRST

[@shoxggz645]

“We’ll see anyways, well I won’t see” omg that killed me 😭

[@k9aussie898]

I got *hit* by a *uber driver* and *found* out he was *blind* and *Jaxson!!!* Also have you seen my cat 🐈 and my grandmother

[@RyRyWags]

"I don't know why I'm looking out the window, I can't see anyways!" Had me laughing! Nice work!!!

[@melancholiker]

Love the outro! Who sang this amazing cover?

[@Bullfrog-iq2iy]

Love how at 1:01 you can see his eyes

[@muffie9446]

I’m not first, I’m not last, But when fairbairn posts, I click fast

[@billybirks1403]

The thing is you are first

[@muffie9446]

Birksy Pacybits. No I’m not I click 1 second after it was posted rather than clicking at the speed of light like other people

[@billybirks1403]

@@muffie9446 so you were just the 1 second late

[@absurdskits6131]

These guys have defiantly inspired me for doing all of my new skits! There videos are just so unique which is great!

[@Vrosales316]

Looks like someone just seen Everything is Illuminated. Most premium.

[@LilSusCS]

This is honestly amazing xD Bless your creativity

[@JoshReid_]

How could the driver be blind AND have a liscense. He can’t see! Smh my head.

[@ogaaa]

It's a joke lmao

[@jonathontaylor8578]

OgaNoob r/whoosh

[@JoshReid_]

OgaNoob And so is my comment mate.

[@kritin4946]

R/whoooosh

[@aqwrindi9682]

why did u say shake my head my head?

[@RicoMarcoMiku]

The Blind Uber Driver

[@yes4993]

He protecc He attacc But when fairbairn post, He click fast

[@georgiataylor4212]

The outro was absolute gold, 10/10 would listen again

[@Diamond-eq2hj]

Blind people watching this be like oh wait....

[@pepsi2487]

yeah

[@andreandreevski6086]

How will they watch

[@andrew.709]

“how do you think they would let him be an uber driver if they knew i was blind” *good point*

[@Sam-ne8lh]

top respect for the pride hat ^^

[@aho874]

I love the "I don't know why I'm looking out the window, I don't see anything"