Selling Jaxon on Facebook Marketplace

[@codwy838]

Famous last words: "I don't think you can get in trouble for selling your own brother..."

[@basketballdownunder]

Or can you? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpTTo6SoothpeZI

[@nairocamilo]

Anyone of christian faith would agree (story of Joseph) hehe

[@Adam-gr5up]

Basketball DownUnder nice self promotion 👍

[@foottoast4235]

Why do people always love to mention their own faith jfc

[@fmpairsoft9039]

@@foottoast4235 because it's relevant for supplying context for the reference.

[@isaacteo5355]

I like how every film is 20% title 80% vlog/goofing around

[@shrimp7337]

Goofing around is actually the best part

[@Patmccalk]

How else would we have gotten “dooooooOOoooOoOOOoOooOn’t HOooOOoOLLDD bAAacK”

[@isaacteo5355]

Pat McCalk yes. I really want more save with Jamie.

[@CaribouOrange]

Animals

[@av14n25]

Good comment but get that fricken lambo off and put a jdm car on your logo

[@angelinemarina]

"this is not trafficking" sounds like something a trafficking victim would say

[@pephermint]

We’ve been compromised- ABORT ABORT

[@anne_237]

Angeline Marina German?

[@erythroblastosis10]

@@anne_237 Das

[@LeftLeftRightRight16]

Well you Germans are the experts so if you say so

[@angelinemarina]

@@LeftLeftRightRight16 1: I'm Australian not German, I study the language (hence my pfp) 2: trafficking occurs all over the world, and in many "developed" nations... Germany is in no way the leader of this

[@CoolerGuy121]

I would give Jackson fifty bucks to hear him explain tornadoes.

[@TheIdiotDonut]

Some windy shit meets some other windy shit and boom you have a tornado

[@jk.293]

@Random Person i reckon that’s just about right

[@redbrixanimations]

Chase JabL tornadoes don’t exist just like Wyoming, Finland, Portugal, and birds

[@TheIdiotDonut]

Red Brix Animations no Portugal is a real thing I think, because how would people be able to export or import things?

[@redbrixanimations]

Random Person Have you ever met anyone from Plrtugal? Have you seen an item that said “mad in Portlugall”. No, because it doesn’t exisr.

[@marlowename3713]

im just gonna say on behalf of everyone, your farm is lit

[@Deschutron]

Crikey! Is it bushfire season already?

[@ackwedamm7147]

Im pretty shure you speak for everyone.

[@marlowename3713]

deschutron nice one

[@CoolerGuy121]

I like how most of Australia is just like a massive open field. Not a lot of that shit in California anymore.

[@willortlund]

I think it's a ranch

[@graflovespeep2487]

Jaxon out here being responsible by wearing a helmet just to keep his value at 50 bucks

[@rebekah289]

Very responsive,

[@Jachael123]

Should've titled the listing "hot Australian single in your area"

[@kritin4946]

Lol

[@frontshuvgt6351]

Nice one XD

[@imbored7676]

That’s what u post on PH

[@MiaFrogs]

Spicy hot 🌶

[@thatonerandomgirl8355]

Yes lmao

[@cherryappleaj9341]

“Couldn’t think of what else to sell, so I sold Jaxon” I love this mindset

[@truehiddenb]

mood

[@Jwooly]

I looked at this comment as he said it

[@umopapisdn.]

700th like

[@Marco_0020]

Jaxon: Helmets are for safety! Also Jaxon: *literally just sold himself*

[@GeckyWecky]

What? It’s totally safe.

[@ninagalvani1007]

But if he wears the helmet while being sold he should be ok

[@Binguss47]

@@ninagalvani1007 he is being sold to make the safety happen. duh

[@imsogood1291]

@@Binguss47 “dUH”

[@Binguss47]

@@imsogood1291 " DuH"

[@dittmar104]

"This is not trafficking. This is partly my idea." Oh so prostitution

[@rayaqin]

that aint how it works bro

[@greenthinggg]

💀💀

[@aguasadonas8346]

WTF

[@yony4k]

😂

[@leventebrinton3485]

Erm... No

[@scoopadifuego]

"We did swim and it was very cold because the river temperature was not warm." Definitely sounds like something the Lawyers Who Know no Laws would say.

[@princesshope2028]

100%

[@lachlanandrews3281]

Hey @Lachlan my name is Lachlan as well hehehe

[@scoopadifuego]

@@lachlanandrews3281 Us Lachlans must stick together, especially with the Fairbairn Lachlan looking down on us as his royal Lachlan subjects.

[@basketballdownunder]

This is straight facts kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpTTo6SoothpeZI

[@gabrieldube9881]

So it happens to be.

[@IwasTaken420]

Jaxon has been the CEO of Apple, CEO of United Enterprises and the president of the United States, surely he is worth more.

[@nicolasa.3192]

His net worth has actually dropped into the negatives. He's more of a liability.

[@ashleyscott-waters3286]

Yeah surely at least 55

[@RandomPerson-lz9df]

No they were the home brand versions

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

_It's not human trafficking if you're selling yourself_

[@alicehillman]

69th like lmao

[@rileystannard9260]

Cheese pizza of course its not its suicide

[@SquarerootDepression]

So eating yourself is not cannibalism

[@kritin4946]

@@SquarerootDepression big brain time.

[@beansgowellwithpoo9774]

@@alicehillman nice

[@Sasquatch_101]

They casually skipped the part where it said “colour:white”

[@ninagalvani1007]

SASQUATCH 101 that’s funny. Didn’t notice that one. 👍

[@alien.707]

Aussie Chunda wtf who told you that🙄 being white isn’t racist, saying offensive words/discriminating someone because of their race is racist..

[@MysticClaws100]

@Aussie Chunda Wtf is wrong with you? Nobody said being white is racist

[@beingapedoisok4542]

Aussie Chunda I think the only racist one here is you...

[@moonlightweirdo2164]

@@alien.707 no they're yellow not WHITE. just responding.

[@jennapreusse3961]

I feel like no one ever mentions this but y’all are stupid cute being brothers who are also best friends. you guys are awesome

[@HarloffGoes2GalaxysEdge]

What a fucking creepy pedo thing to write lady...

[@jayceanderson6541]

I feel like spending a week with these two would be the ultimate Australian experience.

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

You'll be jumping fenceposts and saying "I respect women!" in no time!

[@leefelixsaussieaccent1547]

Same

[@marleyanimations9930]

I need it!!!

[@人光]

One in a lifetime

[@harrycain5912]

Depends on the time of year you came. I live in the same town as them and in summer the road gets so hot it melts the soles of my thongs. If you're going to come to Australia come in spring or autumn. Winters here are freezing, altho if you're used to snow then I have nothing to complain about.

[@radrachael]

It just occurred to me the Fairbairn boys could go on Farmer wants a wife I’d watch that

[@emiliedufais7434]

I'd sign up to become a wife...😅

[@drunkdunc8738]

Emilie Dufais hope that's not your profile pick🤣

[@Silliestloosiegoosy]

:0 sign me up

[@MagisterialVoyager]

LMAOOO mood.

[@commemorative]

Don't know why people think that show is any less staged then all the other shitty *reality shows*, its dumb.

[@Carrieland]

Bold of them to assume they wouldn't have to pay someone to take Jaxon off their hands

[@Elbowbanditest2003]

What do you mean? Jackson is the most beautiful intelligent woman I have ever seen!

[@SirSethery]

"Yesterday was Father's Day" I felt really bad for a half second there, then I remembered I'm not Australian.

[@Deschutron]

You don't have a son running around in outback Australia, do you?

[@Deschutron]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/epPWiGltrLCfobs

[@KM13760]

welComE tO AuSTRalIA-

[@jordonwatson8331]

@@Deschutron he means he feels bad because he forgot it and he feels bad for his dad.

[@Deschutron]

@@jordonwatson8331 Yah good point but I'm keeping my 16 likes.

[@nicolasa.3192]

This entire channel is just "They said it couldn't be done so we did it anyway."

[@peythemusician]

What I don't understand is why they didn't sell Jaxon as a food because if we're being honest he's a snack....

[@imsmart4986]

pey the musician wtf

[@Onami.]

Yes sir 😏

[@SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b]

Simp

[@estebanarmandoleonacuna3259]

But it you eat lots of them at the same time it could be a whole meal

[@BlackedBeast]

🥴

[@Razgar_Voxel]

“It’s not trafficking if it’s partly your idea!” It’s alright Jaxon if your being held against your will blink twice!

[@basketballdownunder]

Australia allows it ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpTTo6SoothpeZI

[@fishcakes3186]

No you gotta say blink once, then when they blink like a normal human being you start a whole conspiracy theory on their kidnapping.

[@requiem165]

You’re*

[@legoengineworkshop5171]

@@requiem165 no mate

[@Tostito422]

@@legoengineworkshop5171 yes mate

[@ChoonDesigns]

"the wind touches everyone moved everything, and it's completely invisible and everyone just dismisses that" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EinzigartigesLeben]

best quote

[@Rainbowgrrl]

It’s a conspiracy!

[@Esgrth]

I've seen wind. The memory's a bit foggy though.

[@mik-exe-]

Jaxon really does hit on some key philosophical points such as no one ever having seen wind and the strangeness of vloggers talking to no one but getting mega views.

[@Zacharystokess]

Lachlan: "wear a helmet, very important" also Lachlan: *films himself going at high speeds on a quadbike without a helmet*

[@theshmethan7261]

Why is your name not Quackary

[@MonochromaticBananaBread]

Zach, fix this

[@princealmighty5391]

When I troll like this my post gets removed

[@thehappyhippo-_-]

@@theshmethan7261 it's fixed now, if you didn't know yet

[@MissCatkidStudios]

Love how they classify Jaxon as a thing for the household Like yes I would love a Jaxon to sit on my kitchen bench next to the flower vase

[@goosegirly6867]

Well maybe he’s a $10,000 cabinet from wayfair. The “jaxon blue flared top cabinet”

[@amberflowers8562]

Kitchen bench?

[@animaliapalm477]

Postman: What’s in this package? Me: That must be my new Jaxon!

[@animaliapalm477]

Michael Li My first one broke.

[@Sajani1995]

You mean used Jaxon?

[@sakoofa1759]

You mean MY second hand Jaxon?

[@heartache5742]

the *craig*

[@Kitajima2]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but your Jaxon is used and fair

[@panc_akes1663]

Turns out crop circles were actually the remains of Jaxon’s doughnuts

[@serenapotter5972]

Jaxon: about to be sold “Anyways lets go do some skids”

[@ylil-uz9le]

Stereotype Australian: Yeah when i was little i wrestled with snakes and stuff Lachlan and Jaxon: worms

[@lambsauce8031]

I’m Australian and actually wrestled a brown snake when I was 12....

[@zaneleibowitz5814]

@@lambsauce8031 cool

[@lambsauce8031]

@@thehappyhippo-_- ?

[@thehappyhippo-_-]

@@lambsauce8031 wrong comment, sorry😬

[@lambsauce8031]

@@thehappyhippo-_- oh ok

[@inphulse9865]

“Im not really worth a whole heap we just wanted to see what we could get for me”-Jaxon 2020

[@LuxxyOfficial]

alternative title: we just human trafficked jaxon

[@aureliaavalon]

advertisement title: Hot Single Australian In Your Area

[@kyraclarke3559]

1:08

[@protro0059]

Lol

[@kritin4946]

Arnold is really gonna fit in now that Jaxon is being sold

[@DrakoNotDraco]

K

[@kritin4946]

@@DrakoNotDraco wut?

[@ethanh6370]

No he still won't.

[@kritin4946]

@@ethanh6370 wtf r u another hater?

[@erythroblastosis10]

@@kritin4946 Is he their brother or a friend?

[@user-wg9gq4tj4r]

"Don't Low ball it" "I reckon 50 bucks"

[@IsaacNielsenisaacsgames]

slavery: is a abolished Fairbairn boys: not so fast there bucko

[@Jacksonwolstencroft]

“running out of money. Only solution” - Fairbairn Films Description

[@abdullahx4908]

“We did swim but it was very cold because even though the air temp was warm the river temperature was not warm” *Yes here the floor is made of floor*

[@sakoofa1759]

Weird Fact About Australia: Even when it’s like 40° C outside, the water can be freezing cold at like an 8° C so it’s understandable to have good weather with cold water 😂 SOZ for pointing this out

[@thatonerandomgirl8355]

These are pure Aussie’s are their finest

[@ghost-pages]

I'm quite literally in australia so how did this video make me feel homesick

[@jtkm]

As an American, I just want to say how beautiful Australia is, and I wanna meet you guys lol

[@likrenow9431]

Just a wholesome farm vlog with a subtle hint of selling your brother

[@Smytguy]

From beginning to end, everything in this was just totally stupid. Perfect.

[@bako6340]

I’m surprisedThere’s no comments... on this comment

[@StarTofVin]

*replies

[@genebrabin9485]

Used to be a fan, but after watching this I'm a whole air conditioner.

[@koopatroopa.3]

Gene Brabin copy from jimmi Jackson’s vid

[@CommonCanc]

@@koopatroopa.3 the joke is as old as the invention of the air conditioner

[@dolebludger]

@@koopatroopa.3 your comment was cold bro, about as cold as an air conditioner

[@vrataa7339]

I’ve seen this more times than I’ve stubbed my toe

[@rrrigbyyy]

Seen this comment more times then I’ve seen my dad. If you have seen him please contact the police immediately 😭

[@daandrew3567]

Now i see a glimpse of what brotherhood is like in australia

[@beccathib3656]

This was the best video. I enjoyed watching this video more than any others! Ya'll were so natural, just walking around the yard/house with chickens/cats/dogs horse, swimmin in the river, just being yourselves. It was great! Ya'll are so lucky to live out in the country; it's absolutely beautiful. And of course ya'll are funny too...thank you for sharing. I enjoy your videos. Ya'll be good boys now!!!🤤🐕🐈🐴🐓🦘🐨💕🙋‍♀️from Louisiana...

[@rachelg471]

Jaxon: Helmets are IMPORTANT for SAFETY Lachlan, with no hesitation: *T W H A C K*

[@RawrTheHellUp]

Gotta love how random their videos are Next video idea: Buying a pet fish and calling it Laurence Fishbairn

[@neemnoa303]

I refuse to get any information about Australia, other than what I get from Fairbairn Films. So at least in my mind, there exists a magical place full of wonders on a far away continent. Where people drink warm water and pay with bread. Where people wash their cars with dirt, sleep on the roof, and lawyers know actually no laws.

[@RealityCheck6T9]

👍

[@laudidiab3491]

Yeah pretty much

[@jordanfleming1594]

I live here and it's pretty much that

[@cornnfleak4601]

And theres a melon school

[@frankthetank0012]

Who else here likes when they show us around there home???

[@toddflanagan5531]

The 4 wheeler excursion was oddly relaxing. Solid music

[@popsic6222]

Can we appreciate how badass Jaxon drives the ATV...

[@rehanmollick6953]

Alternative title: Jaxon revisits childhood memories and say goodbye to the animals before getting sold off to a slave master

[@Gingerale87]

this made me audibly chuckle

[@annatiernan1474]

Really enjoyed seeing the farm, wish you would do more videos like this. Those cats are enormous!

[@dyr234]

watching you guys explore your farm makes me miss being back in Australia as a latin American. keep up the good videos and good comedy.

[@spiderinthesuit878]

Now this is the sort of quality content I subscribed for

[@Jschultzy21]

Creator of facebook: makes 5k a min Jaxon:

[@haze3256]

Hi Guys my mum told me if i reach 1000 subs i can get my dream gaming setup, So a little help would mean the world to me

[@kingkevinkn3907]

ZE_Haze stop spamming child, gaining subs don't mean anything you aren't gonna become the next big YT you child.

[@SquarerootDepression]

@@haze3256 I have heard the same story from a lot of bots

[@subparcrow]

ZE_Haze Stop it you brat

[@hharveeyyy]

@ZE_Haze they’ll be dead subscribers so it doesn’t matter-

[@MrFerdBurfel]

Really needed a laugh tonight, and you guys delivered, as always. Your videos always put a smile on my face. Thank you for being you! Also, your house/farm is utterly dope. 👌

[@VOLAIRE]

You would’ve gotten more money if you had tried putting him on the black market

[@aravvihannaidu6900]

Shit just got real

[@ZillDiddlY]

but hes not black though

[@enzou]

Zilla IsNumberOne what

[@mahranislam3554]

What about an ebay mystery box

[@ZillDiddlY]

@@enzou it was a joke cause they said black market

[@user-qc5xq4gb1c]

"Congrats for pumping your seed into a clam, fuckin'.... nope." Killed me.

[@synl8847]

Watching you guy is like watching an episode of Around the twist.

[@hotdogs2549]

I’d LOVE to hear more about your lives living in the rural area- like it amazes me how you guys can still make relatable content about schools etc - Somebody from Sydney

[@IveGotTheGoodes]

I for one thought there should have been more wind in the video, I literally saw zero wind

[@sunshine8338]

It isn't human trafficking if they give permission.

[@sophiarowe4487]

**the dog poops** Darcie: "nice technique"

[@kardiaclark8111]

That was Lachlan

[@ar-nq6gm]

came here for the comedy stayed for the cute fluffy animals

[@Zenofile]

*I Wouldn’t pay a single freddo frog chocolate for him*

[@amhuntley3941]

that is about £50 now tho so it's the same deal really

[@goattheoak]

Amy Huntley ??

[@Anna-ou7or]

@@amhuntley3941 😂😂

[@basketballdownunder]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpTTo6SoothpeZI

[@dontfierthereaper6]

Are we just gonna brush over Jaxons conspiracy theory? Cause that was some deep shit

[@yowatchie]

Oh my god. Finally. I’ve never been more glad for the existence of Facebook.

[@rere_ig]

same lol

[@Handledeleted8372]

This is the best video u guys have done please make more about your life’s and ur farm

[@KamikazeCommie501]

Cool I grew up in Waikerie probably just down the road from you guys. This all takes me back and hits me right in the nostalgia, I grew up almost exactly like this.

[@anri6060]

"I don't think you can get in trouble for selling your own brother, can you?" "...no" 😂

[@pephermint]

Dad?

[@amarlavida13]

Now put Lachlan and Darcy up for sale and do a vid back together about how life in foster homes went 😂

[@Deschutron]

Maybe Arnold is the first brother they sold..

[@share_accidental]

@@Deschutron & that's why he isn't in their videos anymore

[@tom_wattsuk]

Apart from the whole "selling your brother thing", this video was generally very wholesome

[@iiitsRachel]

We absolutely need the cats, dogs, and other various farm creatures to feature way more on the channel Especially that cloud cat, omfg ❤️❤️

[@nhblackdc5]

aside from the selling part, this was a very nice look into how you guys grew up. Lovely

[@FaZeGoatXx]

This has more likes than views, thats how you know this is quality content

[@farktard2740]

"pumping your seed into a clam": Jaxon 2020

[@zeunwoo5191]

Lachlan: Selling Jaxon Me, an intellectual: Selling Toby

[@bigbadstretch13yrago]

I love the moment ‘where’s that other carnt?’ and dear mum walks past.... lots of love in the Fairbairn household😊❤️

[@ImAlpine]

I just want more videos of you guys 4 wheeling around your property. It was so relaxing

[@sapodilla25]

As an ethnic married to an Australian I can confirm that along with every Aussie person comes 4 acres of farm, a horse, many dogs, chooks and a cat. It shall never be any other way.

[@heredownunder]

Jason: Need “lots of room to run and play” Then, goes on long quad bike journey across large farm to big river for swim.

[@monarchlaciel3057]

Darcy’s portrayal as jaxon and lachlan’s mother at 6:16 was incredible

[@davidganimations6955]

the farm life looks really wholesome and peaceful in this vlog, kinda lonely as there's no kids around as much. Complete opposite of how I grew up

[@thetruerekkermum3310]

Thanks guys, for showing us the area where you live. It's interesting. It's nice also to meet family members.

[@thebearowner821]

"Now the problem is, he doesn't let us touch him" -Jaxson 2020

[@alliemacleod]

ooft wasn’t expecting a philosophy lesson from jaxon today 🥵

[@alexandralee303]

honestly this made me so happy. I would love to get to spend time on a farm like this and just mess around having a goofy time

[@joeyphaahla]

Farms are so much work

[@Touge_Royals]

I’m a now old drift enthusiast U had some nice lines through those corners but put your seed into a clam” was the best part for me👌🏼

[@Sipd]

Just been binge watching you guys ur so funny mainly because your aussie and aussie get other aussie commedy

[@mrmo4569]

Nothing like two homies just spending a day

[@Ennamations]

Australians: Break down half a mile from home "thank God we made it"

[@upgradesy4979]

Foreigner

[@gordonjohnson2497]

Yea otherwise they could literally die and never be found. Is big

[@sapodilla25]

Every Aussie I've ever met is a fucking animal whisperer and I love them so much for that

[@dontbotherme-asnc]

That was really nice and unexpected! Thanks for inviting us in and introducing all the animals!

[@scotthancock446]

You guys are so lucky to live in such a mad place with so much shit to do. Live the farm videos

[@Patmccalk]

Chances we get a “the man who can’t peel fruit” video? First scene is just Jaxon slicing up a banana in the peel, lengthwise

[@michaelhammer1550]

That's it, I'm moving to Australia.

[@cheesydrippin]

When you’re too early to the video and you see no lit comments yet “ *The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in the darkness* “

[@cdwagswaggins3769]

thanks good content.Liked seeing the farm.💪👍

[@castielwinchester8428]

Jaxon: "Yesterday it was fathers day, so happy fathers day to all the dads out there." Me, panicking: What?! Jaxon: "In Australia it was fathers day." Me: Oh thank goodness