Buying 167 eggplants from Aldi

[@johnbeckman2698]

Next prompt needs to be two robbers who try to rob eachother at the same time but one is blind and the other is afraid of blind people

[@rudamentary]

John Beckman Nah nah one is blind the other is deaf lmao

[@Leo-vj8ko]

I like

[@danielm8855]

Juicy

[@_._emilka_._]

Genius!!

[@harrynorthey4451]

@@MD.media01 what movie?

[@NatalieLovesxo]

“You weren’t super close” “We use to date”

[@elmerwilber3308]

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[@xxcabbagedevourer420xx4]

Elmer Wilber .

[@thundaaz5640]

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[@mrx6937]

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[@loopstationyt]

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[@lucasgauci]

I'm a manager at Aldi and I'd hire Shamsted on the spot. Excellent customer service skills and customer engagement.

[@jameswalker68]

Lucas, can I come work there too? You can call me whatever you like. Are eggplants on special by the way?!

[@kadius9251]

@James Walker It’s Aldi, Eggplants are always on special there!

[@butwithpotatoes795]

I am from Germany and im like really confused now

[@squeaky9715]

@@butwithpotatoes795Aldi has German stores I think but I think they have different names. Or they're called Aldi east and Aldi west respectively? Either way they're a chain of cheap stores in the UK US and Australia. Edit:They are called Aldi Nord and Aldi sud and theyre in almost every western country.

[@jonaswieczorek3198]

@@squeaky9715 Aldi is actually a german chain which expanded to like everywhere.

[@MattRosvideos]

Bronthony and Shampsted sound like the cutest couple!

[@SolarAdrift]

They really were, back in the day. It's a shame how things ended up.

[@BobuxGuy]

@@SolarAdrift They are just acting, they are brothers XDXDXDDXDX

[@HunterWright06]

The Crimson Hand Official I’m just waiting for you to get r/woooosh

[@BobuxGuy]

@@HunterWright06 You can't argue with the fax I spit ahahahahah

[@anyatindall5678]

@Brick Obma I got rick rolledddddddddddd

[@borger6498]

Darcy: you have 157 eggplants Lachlan: you have 120 eggplants title: 167 eggplants

[@majintv24]

Me: and can we add 2 to that total

[@ferallhamster970]

Majin TV what about 279 eggplants. .

[@DarkwearGT]

57 actually

[@goofygoober779]

Maybe they readjusted the total count to what it should be if they didn't misjudge the weight of a single eggplant which changed the outcome of the final price. Edit: They didn't.

[@Gugi023]

The way he says “Bronthony?” at the start is filled with such hope and made me laugh right away

[@bellad5968]

reminds me of "samantha?" from frozen 2

[@diarmuidohanlon5466]

“What gender am I real quick” 😂

[@theatrekidwhocantdance9398]

That hit my trans self hard lmao

[@sebastiantaylor7172]

gay

[@FaultAndDakranon]

@@theatrekidwhocantdance9398 I'm gender fluid, this is my Wednesday.

[@theatrekidwhocantdance9398]

Sebastian Taylor yep thats me

[@just-a-me1168]

@Retendo please don't.

[@matthewwu115]

They're getting paid for this And it's worth every cent

[@BobuxGuy]

They don't show it in description so nope...

[@TheBonusBlake]

@@BobuxGuy what don't they show

[@BobuxGuy]

@@ozymandias___868 It says in the main comment weeb

[@finnmcguire2134]

Imagine if this was the last remaining footage of humans left 😂

[@barbaro267]

This is exactly how I want the legacy of the human race to be remembered by.

[@sebastianbrown2270]

It could be a lot worse

[@somebody9981]

167 eggplants? So Jaxon is the guy from the math textbooks.

[@Felix-sb5wp]

So true how bout bronthany with 213 watermelons

[@devonmiller636]

Zany Berty MIND YO BUSINESS ZANY!

[@pandafish1985]

157 minus the few that Lachlan took out of the shopping cart. Bronthany's math skills is why poor school kids have to solve these problems to support her.

[@killermuffinxoxo]

Two friends haven't seen each other for 30year (pardon 15 years): "Which gender are you again?"

[@annakremras]

killermuffinxoxo I’m so proud of shamsted for coming out as a beautiful trans woman

[@VOLAIRE]

Shamsted and Bronthony are still better names than X Æ A-12

[@fut308]

fact

[@MegaVikingen]

@Kaqzy The problem is that his kid was born on Elon's Pot Day(TM) ...

[@animationspace8550]

stop bullying little children you boomer

[@S2I2]

true

[@Lileiny]

Idk about other countries, but in Germany it's not permitted to give children ridiculous official names. Of course you can be a bit creative or use rare names, but the registry office has a veto right. I'm a bit glad about that.

[@eggplayz1648]

Lachlan:I haven’t seen you in thirty years Jackson:fifteen Lachlan:SAME THING

[@opaque-aurem9416]

Hes 19btw

[@Masada1911]

Math in Australia is upside down

[@fakedoorsfordinner1677]

I think he was saying 13

[@denachtconducteur7070]

Are you perhaps the egg-sketch wizard, Egward?

[@lachlanpeach9010]

Lost シ this is a skit where they are acting as somebody else yeahhh. One of them could be 5 years old and the other could be 80 ya know

[@katesampleseverything]

Darcy: "Buying 157 eggplants..." Title: "Buying 167 eggplants..." Skit: *has nothing to do with eggplants* This is why we all subscribe.

[@rousyfishing1977]

Kate Samples no don’t assume that’s why I subbed

[@loading.....9439]

Yep hahaha

[@misha2351]

@@Fraycon he didnt watch the vid apparently

[@emma-rv5gz]

Kate Samples yea

[@wladek3256]

It also a Says Audi instead of Aldi

[@S2I2]

We need to have a 'Johnston and Johnston Lawyers meet Bronthony and Shamsted'

[@Tizyanna]

Yes, please!

[@InineV]

They should do couple counseling

[@ElliotDomoney]

Meet Brandon and Brandon

[@danielm8855]

I see you, changing the title from Audi to Aldi, change it back boys, not everyone is perfect, but if you can live with your mistakes you will be much happier

[@CamoFlash7_]

I was gonna say that lol

[@prisha8779]

Me too Audi would be much funnier

[@kurootsuki3326]

omg

[@nathand.4858]

I was confused watching this until I checked the title again

[@Fangoros]

And it is 157 not 167 But if one thing was clear from the sketch, it's that numbers are hard

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Aldi must've payed you alot for this sponsorship

[@just-a-me1168]

*YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAITAMA, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!*

[@cascade9584]

i reckon they shelled out about 21.98 dollars, yeah

[@jimsmith3715]

@@cascade9584 lmao

[@mordredx5580]

These jojo fans never really leave me alone do they

[@jameskubik8804]

I love how Jaxon can't stand Lachlan talking so slowly at the beginning so he finishes his every sentence.

[@adamgreenhill110]

"You know the old saying, old wounds, heal... Slowly"

[@kainjonsson9883]

I hate it when you go to Aldi and there is only 166.

[@vectored8020]

my family has been going through some stuff lately and no one can seem to stand each other. we just had a huge fight and seeing this cheered me up so much keep doing what you do guys

[@alexandrawinner3322]

Vectored I’m so sorry, I hope everything gets better soon!!!

[@vectored8020]

@@alexandrawinner3322 thanks a lot

[@aprilparke31]

Me too I feel that. I hope it gets better

[@seanfurniss5283]

Vectored epic life advice. Dab on your enemies and shout you just got vectored

[@jacksonsinik6038]

Keep your head up king, your crown is falling

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

"It's you! Can I get a refresher?" Story of my life

[@user-yn8fb8cd8d]

Description: exactly what it says The video: 'Remember how we used to date, me, sheeil-shast-uhh..ick...iesh' 'oh yeah-uhh, what... gender are you now? and i am...male?' 'then she left with the kids. i've got one, his name's tom, and he's a f*ckhead' 'im supposed to be sitting, but me f*cking chair broke' That's Fairbairn Films for you, the most unpredictable duo in the movie making industry. \( ͡°ᗜ ͡°)/ Keep up the good work fellas!

[@charliefranklin8523]

*Connor

[@ipek-5958]

(ノಥ,_｣ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻

[@mitchbrown8227]

didn't know eggplants were in Aldi Special Buys this week

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Me when I buy 167 eggplants from Aldi be like

[@S2I2]

Lmao

[@opaque-aurem9416]

Bruh

[@-nup]

Audi* lol

[@chacharealsmooth8719]

Jasper Pfueller Audi is a car lol

[@intergalacticpuff6252]

THE BIGFOOT LIVES IN A GERMAN FOREST

[@KirrilyNicholls]

My anxiety: “It’s been good to talk to u- But I’m gonna have to- Connor’s call- It doesn’t- See ya later-“

[@mtjmax]

Actually the best bit ahah

[@KirrilyNicholls]

Max Jones My favourite honestly 😂

[@sapodilla25]

"I'm just trying to get 157 eggplants back to my mate, well he's not my mate he's my son Connor"

[@MegaVikingen]

I came here fairly early, and was met with 2 unskippable ads... ugh. Anyhow, your improv vids are pretty great. I especially liked how Chalissa was Bronthony's ex-wife and mother to his 6 kids, as well as Shamsted's former best friend and possibly part time lover. Also Bronthony and Shamstead used to be together too, until he left her for Chalissa. It's an advanced love triangle drama worthy of a big soap opera. I'm intrigued, but there's a fair possibility that we'll never learn more about them. A glimpse into the lives of two friends with an awkward past. A teaser of a possible epic tale to be told.

[@uriafth]

Your forgetting the broken chair of doom

[@kpopske]

Holy shit

[@brocolliedoggo4603]

Well said

[@nashadair8173]

Fuck I wanna see their anime now

[@mordredx5580]

@nash Adair don’t we all

[@amanda2325]

My brain: *you should go to sleep at a normal time and be productive* Me at 3am: *Buying 167 eggplants from Aldi*

[@rousyfishing1977]

Amanda got the whole squad laughing

[@aprilparke31]

*cough* *cough* me rn

[@lovernotahater8199]

"I haven't seen you in 30 years!" "15 actually!" Bronthony's well aware of what he's been missing with Shamstead

[@eliiserembla5577]

This is the definition of chaotic energy and I love it

[@kateadams2709]

"$21 dollars for 157 eggplants? That's fucking robbery" Absolutely killed me

[@kainjonsson9883]

You know your early when the title is Audi instead of Aldi.

[@kainjonsson9883]

Can we just appreciate how original these guys are.

[@TotoDG]

Imagine if Audi _did_ make eggplants. Reliable German engineering in my omelettes.

[@quahntasy]

*"What gender am I, real quick"* Potato?

[@muffie9446]

“Bronthany?” Holds back laughter

[@thedapperpineapple8168]

Nobody: The guy from the maths problem:

[@rousyfishing1977]

TheDapperPineappel math problems in grade 2

[@hannahpaech2306]

omg yes!!!!

[@blackshadow8702]

"Bronthony? It's me." "It's you?" "It's me Bronthony!" "It's you? I'm Bronthony?" "You're Bronthony." "And you're again? Refresher?" "I got many names." You guys are fantastic at comedy. XD

[@kaylahgreen5080]

“I’ve doubled it for some reason” “Yes that’s just how the brain works sometimes” Me talking to my math teacher about failing

[@Ick_Sceptre]

I got jebaited. The title says 167 eggplants when Jaxon actually buys 157. THAT'S TEN LESS. How did I fall for this trickery

[@anninaninana1070]

I come back to this every once in a while just to lift up my mood

[@christinawatkinsyoutube]

literally the most 2020 thing ever... when u run out of ideas in quarantine:') also lachlan is so cute oh my

[@lunarpowered1196]

2 more eggplants in the title and you've got yourself some 10 year old boys giggling in their room in the dark.

[@benfuller2407]

You guys are the bomb, been watching your videos for a long while and you've never skipped a beat! Thought I'd scroll abit and found this one, made my day way better! Thankyou :)

[@billygrahame8145]

2020 be like: "What's my gender again? and whats your gender?"

[@lilopants5271]

not funny billy :/

[@greasedumpster9781]

1:37 the "ive got one, hes names connor, but hes a fuckhead" sounded so natural

[@christianmalessa2572]

"you know what they say, old wounds heal slowly"

[@cherryappleaj9341]

You should improv improving a improv

[@gerda6132]

you know what they say "old wounds heal slowly" never heard that in my entire life but I trust Shampsted, seems pretty liable

[@alexandralee303]

couldn't ask for a better video to come out on my birthday!! Added bonus is that shirt that lachlan's got, what a stunner

[@Killboyy-kx2bo]

2020: "What's a cheque?"

[@rocksrcool3593]

Halfway through the skit I realized I was still waiting for them to go to Aldi and buy 167 eggplants

[@Arsopu]

167 girls didn't go hungry that night.

[@offroadfishing]

been watching you guys since 2017 love the channel, continue to grow!

[@FergusV]

First title: Buying 167 eggplants from Audi Me: They sell cars and eggplants!

[@joshwhittingham5790]

really broadening their prospects

[@Phoenixdoesnothingatall]

Yesssss

[@LeaPar4]

btw I just discovered you guys a few days ago and watched all your videos, this channel is the highlight of my quarantine🥰

[@danielduane3614]

When you’re so early the eggplants haven’t passed their sell by date.

[@andydrums4333]

4:40. I love how it went from 157 eggplants to 157 kilos worth of eggplants💀

[@LoidForger44]

people: who's the guy with the camera and the script? Me: Melony from Melony's Melons

[@JG-en8bg]

I love how this episode developed these characters. I am just so intensely, emotionally, spiritually involved into the story.

[@theDNAs-pw8hg]

"What gender are you now, real quick?" - Quote by Jaxon and my Mum when my genderfluid arse wakes up in the morning

[@civamina]

"now Lachlan, you're a check-out chick at Aldi" you have no idea how many times my European brain had to replay this part to understand what Darcy was saying

[@killermuffinxoxo]

I didn't know you have Aldi in Australia too😂

[@caterinapaganelli185]

a few months ago i was behind a woman in a supermarket that was buying exactly 25 loose eggplants and a baguette which she paid for separately and this video made me experience that all over again

[@Kiehuva]

Did the title say originally "Buying 167 eggplants from Audi"

[@chopun3862]

Yes.

[@matthewlush6541]

Yes.

[@cpqnx7010]

Yes.

[@Fcman101]

YOU HAVE 1 MIL NOW! Good job boys, your hilarious and good job for the huge milestone!

[@jett2451]

When you’re so early the title says Audi instead of Aldi

[@captainawesome241]

Darcys portrayal of the 10 missing eggplants was exemplary.

[@fortnitemaster38]

here when the title says audi instead of aldi

[@avee1210]

Yep

[@johnallen9686]

The improv ones are some of the funniest! Please do more

[@GATguy98]

They have Aldi’s in Australia? Swear it was just an Ireland thing man

[@SarahValentine24]

Aldi is here but Lidl isnt

[@anunimportantcomment1983]

Have them in the us too

[@heidi_homsestol2728]

...

[@emmalob1992]

Sneaky Pinters I thought it was a German thing 😂

[@natskiliow9192]

Sneaky Pinters yes we do

[@melancholiker]

The world needs more of these improvs. They are fuckin Gold

[@ellyawesome]

Wtf was that ahahaha some wild improv... Into it

[@joelhodgson7008]

This is the most relatable yet comedic channel on youtube

[@polish_filipino]

It's like they didn't make a script or something... Or maybe they did and forgot all their lines

[@jstone8513]

It's improvised, listen to the very beginning....

[@thephrogdealer4764]

i think thats the joke zenith and stoney.....

[@jmga1250]

Disclaimer: no eggplants were purchased in the making of this video.

[@deleteduser3922]

who’s here before they fixed the spelling mistake?

[@123RangersUnited]

You guys are so funny 😂 What an amazing improv!

[@kreykelly]

When you're so early that the title says 167 instead of 157

[@ClassicDannyboy]

you know what they say, "old wounds heal slowly"

[@kroek]

the calculator at 4:54 clearly says 21.98 and should be rounded up to $22 instead of 21, come on now Shampsted

[@prestonjd04]

Buying 167 eggplants from Audi the car brand should be an actual video

[@andersbuchjeppesen5493]

Nobody: People in 2019: 1:49 - 1:56

[@r9l5k]

How did an improv about buying eggplants at Aldi turn into a maths nightmare 😂

[@catherinegarmon3027]

Play this in schools -- see kids, you WILL need math!

[@davidsave9039]

Australia’s weird, you can buy eggplants at the Audi dealership

[@stottyroo7222]

These are honestly the best videos 😭😂 they deserve so many more subscribers ❤️

[@NatalieLovesxo]

HE SAID “what gender are you? Real quick?” 😭 I CAAAAAANNNTT YOU TWO USE TO DATE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW? 😩

[@beckaronibean]

It's 2020, love. Who knows. 😂

[@wutan_stan2788]

this is by far the best eggplant related skit i have ever seen

[@charliesmale1080]

Yes I like getting eggplants from my favourite German car brand. Nevermind the title changed, no more Audi eggplants

[@Phoenixdoesnothingatall]

I still think Audi should sell eggplants tho

[@charliesmale1080]

For sure

[@carltrotter7622]

I was thinking about how it can be so bright when this was uploaded an hour ago. Then I remembered that Australia is upside down.

[@ceciliahorner2664]

What do you wanna bet Lachlan was in charge of putting in the title? He’s not the best with numbers. 😆

[@cyber_nuggets8302]

"We bought 167 eggplants from Aldi" "What did it cost?" "Bout 20 dollars"

[@jobywonkonoby9754]

Their upload schedule is perfect for me, it’s 3:00 am rn

[@rousyfishing1977]

JobyWonKonoby damn you are a new level of cool

[@sapodilla25]

"You know what--what they say... Old wounds ... Heal .... Heal slowly..." I saw the light die in Shampstead's eyes.

[@zbra_maarten]

Can I get an eggplant? X

[@breadjpg8922]

i love how literally you guys can just film anything and it is pure gold

[@barbaro267]

They have great chemistry for old lovers of 15 years

[@ggor06]

Its actually called aubergine

[@NotAnIlluminatiSpy]

"It's not sensible, but it's legal" My new motto.

[@ameliacollins9407]

When you’re so early there’s no comments to read