Fake British Slang Quiz 2 - Ready Set Show

[@lando7542]

"what would you do if my name was Henry Dillman" Ray: ide call you the Dillster

[@atticushu3769]

Geoff: "I'll be your friend if you stop this conversation."

[@Funnywargamesman]

The dillstroyer.

[@leonstupify]

Dillmiser

[@supr3m3panda]

What about the good ol' Dillhole?

[@lordsergal8783]

@@supr3m3panda But Gavin's already a Dillhole.

[@AntoshkaHalfHuman]

Jeremy: “So it’s a sammie.......It’s not even the same letters. There’s no R in sandwich.” There’s no M in sandwich either. 😂

[@HowManyTimes234]

TRUE! however people commonly mispronounce "sandwich " as "samwich"

[@Toneill029]

I was thinking it was a sandwich, specifically a sardine sandwich, which according to the internet is an actual thing in England in the Isle of Whight.

[@nevermorereads7671]

Didn’t even think of that! That’s funny! 😂

[@macleon1078]

It's a sammich

[@InnocentRain562]

STONE BOLT can’t imagine that being overly nice

[@guinie2]

Michael also forgot the name of his car in gta and said “anyone know the name of my car... I forgot” Gavin:”the dill” Michael:”it’s not the dill”

[@derserequiem]

oh my god this was such a good moment

[@julius9055]

link possiblay?

[@lociu1000]

Plz if anyone knows the vid link it or name it

[@Thomas_Bjornsson]

@@lociu1000 iirc it's the first vid with bifta, so look for a summer themed GTA from around 3/4 years ago

[@lociu1000]

BEST PANTH PBE thx bro

[@noxabellus]

"I feel like I've heard him say that before" That in no way means its a real word boys

[@TheMightyBean321]

They aren't real words. Its all slang :\

[@ShaydeDragon12]

@@TheMightyBean321 Hate to break it to you, but uh, slang words ARE real words. When words gain definitions and become used widely enough by enough people, they become real words...

[@TheMightyBean321]

@@ShaydeDragon12 wow ur so smart :O

[@KJnapalm]

@@TheMightyBean321 that is literally how language works. Basically every word we use was, at some point, slang.

[@TheMightyBean321]

@@KJnapalm What? Really? That's crazy... I cant believe there are so many smart people on youtube, im just blown away

[@banditodestiny]

"would you guys still be friends with me if my name was Henry Dilman?"

[@InSpades0]

THE DILMEISER

[@bdc5466]

Dilstroyer

[@DeconvertedMan]

Dilster.

[@pygmalyon]

dilmeister general

[@teipeu9033]

Heart Like A Hand Grenade I thought it was Dillmund.

[@spencersloan1302]

"He's just gonna yell BAP at us!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@nuffwerewolf]

Baps maybe.

[@Muppetmonkee]

BAP!

[@ctrlko0785]

BAP

[@becomingsentient1208]

Isn't that a Cardi W song?

[@hollie3619]

As an English person, him just shouting bagsy made me almost choke due to their reaction hahah

[@TomVGuitar]

Felt bad for them on that one, he could've been more helpful with that sentence hahaha. Bagsy the last doughnut!

[@thurstablelane7567]

I loved watching Jeremy & Trevor working the slang out, always fun for us Brit's to watch them try and work it out!!

[@mainh.d7386]

It’s bugsy in my end of the uk

[@sunflowerhandler]

Watching Jeremy go completely spare over Billy Nomates was hilarious. "IT'S SO MEAN!!"

[@ash_and_books3975]

Watching this as a british person is chuffing hilarious

[@donniejefferson9554]

We all know chuffing isnt real

[@ash_and_books3975]

@@donniejefferson9554 chuffing is real. It's just another way of saying fucking in the context of "oh that was chuffing brilliant"

[@Oblivion9873]

I love personally that chuffed can be positive or negative

[@oscarrobinsonteddy9847]

Indeed my fellow fella

[@oscarrobinsonteddy9847]

I say fella, realising that ain't the eye of a dude on the profile pic

[@laurasaurus7399]

I love how angry Jeremy got about sarnie and crimbo

[@Shinobi_sac]

I always took crimbo to be a combination of both christmas and boxing day, thinking it was a contracted word, similar to what is done in Japanese (e.g. amefuto = American Football)

[@georgehh2574]

I've legit never heard Sarnie or Crimbo before. Sound absurd to me too. Must be a northern thing

[@RavinDunk]

@@georgehh2574 I'm in the south east. They're both used here. Bo selecta even did a song called Proper Crimbo.

[@jackburke2562]

George Hamvas Hummerich Common in the south west and West Midlands too

[@MrOasis316]

George Hamvas Hummerich how the fuck have you never heard them do you not watch any local tv. Sarnie is mentioned on like every episode of every British soap lol.

[@littleg5664]

The Fake British Slang episodes makes me so happy. I actually laugh.

[@Alec30]

"he put an adjective on a nonsense word" is my favourite ever Trevor quote 😂😂😂

[@joemurrell2099]

You can also have Billy Big Bollocks, means a person who is over confident or showing off

[@jamesmarchment6659]

joe murrell that’s how i’ve always used it, like someone’s being a nob and you’re like “oh he thinks he’s billy bollocks” or “look at billy bollocks over there”

[@lordsergal8783]

@@jamesmarchment6659 Oh, I've heard that as Billy Badass in America.

[@joemurrell2099]

@@jamesmarchment6659 Also acceptable

[@SirClifty]

I’ve definitely heard billy big bollocks before. Usually to mock someone who thinks they’re tough. “Oooo look at billy big bollocks over there, he’s going to get his head kicked in.

[@ExperimentLife]

So basically, Billy badass.

[@hellomimibanana]

Wait, in Ireland we say “Johnny biscuits” to imply a poor person. I was convinced that one was real 😂

[@mowilds]

This episode is just proving Jeremy knows Gavin too well

[@Dannyboy92701]

Considering he was a huge fan of Rooster Teeth before he was hired and watched AH a lot and got noticed by them to be hired, I imagine that he would 😂

[@kaybrann]

He also has more of an appreciation for us Brits than the average American. He watches a lot of British telly

[@Mo_Egan]

Kayleigh Hanna I thought Jeremy didn’t watch sht, which is why he’s so bad a references!

[@thedoctor5777]

@@Mo_Egan he watches TV shows but not movies

[@thedoctor5777]

@@Dannyboy92701 if I'm not mistaken Trevor was also a fan rooster teeth before he joined

[@BlackShadowUchiha]

Billy No Mates is actually used in the Austin Powers Goldmember movie

[@MichaelJCaboose013]

I would think a Cornish Flipper would be like calling somebody a Butterfingers. "Good job dropping that, you got Cornish Flippers or summat?"

[@maddieruth17]

Gavin: “okay you ready?” *BAGSY* Jeremy: “there it is”

[@AtelierRobu]

Finding out they'd never heard of Billy no mates genuinely surprised me. I mean I know I'm British but I'm just so used to people saying it to each other. Really shows the culture difference...

[@trequor]

I'm surprised just because Gavin has used it before

[@JohnBFromNC]

To be fair, I only know Billy No Mates, from Austin Powers (Prime British culture source there, I know -_-;) and always thought it was slang for masturbating

[@SomeBadBadger]

Some people don't know the phrase "swings and roundabouts" and that blew my mind xD

[@trequor]

@@SomeBadBadger Speak English, goddamnit!

[@grifballa]

@@JohnBFromNC "I coulda had it away with this crackin Judy, my ol china." "Are you taking porky pies and a bag of trout? If you are feeling quigly, why not just go have a Jay Arthur?" "What, Billy No Mates?" "Too right, you!" "Remember that Crimbo din-din we had with that grotty Scottish bird?" "Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens?" "Right! She was the pain and strife for the barlo dance that lived up the apples and pears." "Yes, and then she chased after a Bobby in a lorry...(devolves into unintelligible gibberish)"

[@DevilboyScooby]

It took me 15 years to realise Ernie Prang, the Knight Bus driver in Harry Potter, was a pun.

[@jossland1628]

Fuck me....

[@CraftyScotty99]

Ernie Prang? Why’s it a pun?

[@jossland1628]

@@CraftyScotty99 prang /praŋ/ Learn to pronounce informal•British verb verb: prang; 3rd person present: prangs; past tense: pranged; past participle: pranged; gerund or present participle: pranging crash (a motor vehicle or aircraft). "Ernie pranged his sports car last month"

[@CraftyScotty99]

joss land I know the word, I just don’t get what the pun is because I never watched or read Harry Potter.

[@shadowshedinja6124]

@@CraftyScotty99 he drives an invisible bus, and the only reason he doesn't crash is because the bus can change shape

[@pushawn]

You guys definitely need to invite Ellie onto the show to create more English slang with Gavin! Imagine what slang she might remember that Gavin doesn't!

[@C2K777]

There's an added advantage that Ellie is quite posh / well brought up so there's a good chance she'll have some slang terms that Gavin doesn't know which would make it some next level shizzle

[@enegetics5975]

@@C2K777 It's the opposite: Ellie will know fewer slang phrases than Gavin because she's posh.

[@whoknows7968]

@@enegetics5975 Every class uses slang, even if they are different kinds of slang.

[@Actuallyadogperson]

@@enegetics5975 Every class has its own slang in the UK. There's even a huge amount of regional variation e.g. where I'm from each town has a different name for a very common insect.

[@EchthelionII]

@@Actuallyadogperson The confusion must be immense.

[@nerdychocobo]

"Oh the only one I know out of these is bap" "Bap immediately stands out as fake" XD

[@TheDjbz]

But they aren’t baps they’re 🤬 cobs

[@georgehh2574]

@@TheDjbz What, like Corn on the cob? Baps are white bread rolls, often circular

[@jackburke2562]

TheDjbz It’s still British slang, even if it’s not the slang you use

[@rach_laze]

@@TheDjbz nah mate it's a breadcake

[@oliverwarwick8196]

Loved the previous video of this, so glad it is back

[@DJEylisium]

Baps is also a term for breasts. "Cor get ya baps out love"

[@jonsmustache7704]

DJ Eylisium I KNEW IT

[@MegaRifty]

Doesn't even have to be a girl. I have a friend who used to say "ow me baps" if he caught moobs on something.

[@rcm926]

It's just using it as a euphemism though, like melons or jugs

[@Milamberinx]

@@rcm926 possibly. If it is it's a euphemism Shakespeare used.

[@roostangarar]

I feel like, after watching round 2, Trevor and Jeremy do not realise that "Cornish" refers to something or someone from Cornwall.

[@zenxiety6461]

Really bothered me that no one mentioned that in the episode

[@bendudley4390]

This could have had a double meaning, with all the inbred Cornish people having webbed hands and feet, they basically have flippers.

[@LordSvzklx]

I get the distinct impression that maybe Jeremy and Trevor do not know what Cornwall is. because it doesn't have much reason to be well known in the US

[@eleanorchambers6210]

This greatly upsets me as I am Cornish

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@eleanorchambers6210 that's fair, your language appears to be upsetting them.

[@timj6121]

*John Thomas on the board* "you gonna rub that off?"

[@johnreeves3624]

This is absolutely the best type of game on Ready Set Show, more of this and more of Gav on the taste test things!

[@Shadow-Wolf-]

Idea for Next Episode (Part 3)! Gavin speaking complete sentences in his "Native Tongue", and Trevor & Jeremy must Listen/Translate/and Speak it to Gavin to see if they are correct. Closest accurate translation gets a Point! (Up to 5 Points) Loser must drink from a cup filled with their least favorite liquid (ie. Trevor and Pickle Juice).

[@emmren]

This is my favorite of the games they play, I'm glad they did it again

[@C2K777]

I see Gav' wisely avoided the alternative use for the word baps..... "she's got a lovely pair of baps" ^^^^ I'll just leave that there as a bonus for our American friends.

[@yerwol]

Oh lord what happened to the audio at the end! Love Fake British Slang though. Definitely want to see more!

[@matthewschwartz6486]

Calling it now, they're going to use "Dilby" in an animated adventure somewhere to avoid copyright issues with Dolby.

[@BathinTheFallenAngel]

I thought dilby was real for a moment, but then realized that I was thinking of trilby.

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

I could've sworn I heard it somewhere...

[@matthewrandell5055]

YEP. didn't help that I hadn't heard of one of the other answers

[@jericotyler]

A dilby is the sorta person who'd wear a trilby as everyday attire.

[@allexjr1270]

Trilby is just one more than dilby

[@CraftyScotty99]

Trilby?

[@saffronevans3665]

I love this so much it's hilarious watching these two boys get so confused at phrases everyone uses so casually here

[@0axel078]

As a real Billy-no-mates, I must live vicariously through you guys.

[@EchthelionII]

Same here, and why do all the different terms for someone with no friends or who is alone sound so depressing?

[@whitejadin7157]

Literally same

[@DarthZ01]

"Use it in a sentence." "This sentence contains the word [word]."

[@dougfile6644]

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba 🙂

[@thebeari6332]

@@dougfile6644 I bagsy the model

[@iDemon.]

This is my absolute favorite theme for "Ready, Set, Show!" Please continue to do this if you can!

[@RandomHer03]

Prang is also to be paranoid. "I'm prang about smoking weed here it's a bit bait" "Mate stop doing that you're pranging me out"

[@lasolady]

WHAT my last name is Prang so I was like "that's wrong"

[@Milamberinx]

Never heard that, whereabouts did you learn it?

[@-NemoMeImpuneLacessit]

Never heard that ever

[@Witty_Jackson]

You should do a Cockney Rhyming Slang one! That'd be hilarious!

[@mechagoblin8768]

Would be a giraffe.

[@yousuck17ick]

Chuffing right!

[@dylanpritchard4981]

Sorry I’m a bit mutton Jeff, can you say that again?

[@robmartin525]

AH should have a butcher's at this!

[@JoshuaHeathJwshGaming123]

Almost fell down the apples and pears this morning

[@sarahpyro]

"There's no b in Christmas!" There's no X either but we still call is Xmas

[@mr.foureyes809]

That's because it's from the Greek word for christ

[@haemogoblin3611]

ohhh i thought it was because criss cross like an X

[@alecLogan]

Mr. Four Eyes For the longest time I’ve been under the impression it was to remove the word “christ” from it, is that what it really is?

[@thesinistersiblings705]

if you think this is bad, imagine them trying to understand Aussie slang.

[@philsod25]

The Sinister Siblings lannan to do the gavin role

[@Roguekriger]

Can't wait for em to try and guess what "sling some gooey in my trackie dacks" or some shit means

[@mojominecraftmike]

Went to australia once, but i've never ever stopped saying bogan

[@halfblooddutchprince]

They should get Caiti to do this game with Australian slang

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

@@halfblooddutchprince Or Ashley

[@jsaund10]

2:48 Trevor's face when Jeremy did a stellar Danny Dyer impression had me rolling

[@alliew31]

Anyone else have feed the birds stuck in their head after Jermey asked if tuppence was real?

[@hazelreys1103]

*Feed the what??*

[@georgehh2574]

Feed the birds?

[@georgehh2574]

@Ellis McKennon Oh, never watched Mary Poppins

[@harrymaddocks9473]

im english and i could honestly watch an episode of this every week , hilarious

[@FeatherFall101]

Guys please do more of these when you get time! its hilarious! Gav if you need a hand coming up with extras don't forget the north and south have different slang too!

[@jimmyc3030]

I just find it amusing how northerners, or the ones that I have met, all call cornish pasties "lancashire pasties" - it just seems bizarre to me.

[@ScyleOrnitier]

Ha. I got crimbo because of Austin Powers. “You remember the crimbo din-din we had with the crottish Scotsman?” “The one that was all 6’s and 7’s?” “Billy no, mate.” “Zoo right you!” Or something like that.

[@piplupcola]

This needs to be a reoccurring game because I'm dying from laughter

[@DarthZ01]

I mean...it already is. This is the second episode.

[@NialasDubh]

I absolutely cannot get enough of this. Gavin was born for this job. More, often, soon. And I loved how delighted Jeremy was by "Billy No-Mates" - looking forward to hearing that in many future videos.

[@Lauren-cv1yj]

Yay for a second part!! Love watching this as a British person 😆

[@Good_Hot_Chocolate]

Is there any slang that you haven't known so far, on this show?

[@Lauren-cv1yj]

Braxton M I have never heard of billy bollocks either! Also didn’t know of prang and last show scran & painters in 😂

[@georgehh2574]

Never heard prang, sarnie, crimbo or Billy Bollocks

[@CapraObscura]

@@georgehh2574 are you even british?

[@thec-m]

George Hamvas Hummerich - Bacon Sarnie. I prefer calling it a Bacon Butty though.

[@lorelthor]

I’m Australian and I actually recognised a lot of these slang* words

[@insaincaldo]

Makes sense, lots of it is probably as old as British settlers.

[@JungleHunger]

From Australia, in the same vain as the last set we throw around the names Nigel-no friends, negative Nancy, & Debbie downer. Wonder if you could get someone to throw some traditional Aus slang your way because some of it is just ridiculous!! Or just slang from around the world like what do German words mean or Spanish phrases translate too, or he’ll try and decipher some Latin quotes or match a scientific name to an animal or plant. The word guessing games you do are great because it really gives you guys a chance to bounce off each other, keep up the great work as always!!! ❤️

[@theflyingfish1]

I'd love Alanah from Funhaus to do an Aussie version of this

[@SliceOfDog]

Regional variation strikes again! I'm from the Midlands and got #5 right for the wrong reason - never heard of that version of Billy Bollocks, but presumed it was a variation of Billy Big Bollocks, which is someone incredibly cocky. Side-note: I never realised 'Crimbo' was an exclusively British thing!

[@gamerbot47]

Dolby: *exists* Gav: DILBY

[@sadiqsarwar1300]

I would love to see this done but with the entire AH crew. It would be hilarious to see everyone guess Gavin’s word.

[@HaiiroOni]

My nickname is Dylby and in one friend group, we have a buddy we call Sherly-no-mates. This episode felt very personal.

[@insaincaldo]

So this proves that buddy and mate must have a different diffusion.

[@Vaestus]

2 years in the future I now believe the british predicted No Maidens

[@juliuspizarro1574]

Ready Set Show!!!!! My favorite part of tuesday.

[@Timbulathespidermonk]

As an Aussie, I may be a bit biased, but the greatest bit of slang is the expression: “Get a dog up ya”

[@johnathannop2517]

“Dilby is like a knock-off surround sound system.” I couldn’t breathe on that comment 😂 😂

[@OtakunoShojo]

same!! 🤣

[@captainbirch2.079]

As an America, my friends and I have jokingly said "Murky Crimbo" instead of "Merry Christmas" for years

[@morethanalark]

I knew what tuppence meant because of Mary Poppins. 😂😂😂

[@TheTyke]

Funnily enough, the first question should have been voided. Brimmer is a slang term in the UK and Ireland too. Meaning two things: A full or overflowing cup/glass, especially of beer (from atleast the 1600s) and a wide brimmed hat, such as in the song 'Broad Black Brimmer' (from atleast the 1900s). Also, I've never heard 'Billy Bollocks' used to mean naked, it's always meant someone who thinks they're tough, big or better than others. I.E what Americans might call 'Billy Badass' or someone that acts like their 'shit don't smell'.

[@adilsiddiqi9911]

Trevors joke about Dilby was so underrated 😂

[@Mike_droptv]

Absolute favorite. Knock-off surround sound system 🤣👌

[@SgtPepper905]

I never comment on videos but I wanted to request more of these! As a Brit I've been thoroughly enjoying Jeremy and Trevor's reactions to slang we use use on a daily basis! And the whole Ready Set Show concept has been one of the best new series on KZbin and I watch religiously! Keep up the great work guys

[@bradypahl]

Oh man I could just watch this as a show of its own :)

[@TILR]

The best part is when they say I have heard him say this before, like that really means anything with Gavin XD

[@LMGgunrunners]

As a Brit, I have definitely heard people describe a fully liquid container as a brimmer

[@TheTyke]

Aye, brimming.

[@chaosweapon1]

this needs to be a recurring segment on your show. it's so incredible.

[@Woven_Jackalope]

I’m glad that as a Brit I got all of them right xD wasn’t sure with the last one because Billy no mates was the only one I’d heard, only decided billy bollocks was real too cause of a friend at college we called Billy big bollocks xD

[@michael.m2337]

Listening to these 2 trying to explain what the words could mean to eachother while Gavin tries to hold it together is the best thing ever🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[@Tar0B0I]

Ay real shit tho, one of my best friends in High School was called Billy Biscuits. Also, slang term - Bum joint

[@DigDig_1999]

Haven't heard that one before. Can you put it in a sentence

[@BlynqIsBetterThanJazzy]

@@DigDig_1999 here's the sentence "Also, slang term - Bum joint" hope this helps

[@joesretrostuff]

I actually learnt a few - never heard Billy Bollocks. Love hearing these guys reactions to hearing these for the first time, amazing

[@garmeup5693]

Wait till they hear about Scottish slang

[@Milamberinx]

It'd just be more of the same to them

[@sithllama]

I could rewatch this so many times, we need those other three sets Gavin said he had. This would be an easy quarantine episode too.

[@KettouRyuujin]

Doesn’t “Basgy!” sound kinda like “back seat”? Also. I’m surprised “billy biscuits” isn’t a thing. Sound reasoning.

[@SuperCatElvis]

For Brolly even in Australia we use that slang same with throw a wobbly

[@james2155]

Super Cat Elvis and prang

[@ck9292]

WE NEED MORE FAKE BRITISH SLANG Quizzes!

[@MLong87]

This is brilliant. This absolutely has to be like a whole gameshow in it's own right. Although I'm English and never heard of Billy Bollocks so kudos to Gavin for that one.

[@tsukikumoon2890]

YES. I loved the first one and leaned so much, so to continue on the series is nice. :3 Edit: I did indeed 'lean' a lot but I did *learn* from my mistakes (and pressing the 'r' for spelling.)

[@DeconvertedMan]

Agreed!

[@eclipsewmd2129]

Did you lean so much you fell off of whatever you were sitting on?

[@StaySafeDontDie]

this is my new favorite AH series. gavin's an absolute treat

[@slothfulcobra]

It would've been something from Cornwall, not made of corn.

[@andrewabrons1808]

was rewatching Michaels Heist and saw that Gavin uses prang at 22:15.

[@beeeennnnnnn]

And in the car vs wrecking ball SMG video

[@davisi0n048]

Jeremy's British accent is amazing

[@ZakreonK]

Knocked it out of the park again. Hope you do more of these!

[@CJ-1413]

As a Brit this is incredibly entertaining

[@phoenixgreenwood2484]

PLEASE do more of this! Its my favourite!

[@AlpakaWhacker]

You should try and figure out some Scottish slang :P

[@Faffacake]

I applaud Gavin for keeping it together in the last round. The moment they started bashing ‘Billy No Mates’ and saying it was “so mean!!” I burst out laughing!

[@esoroo1814]

Love Gavin’s shoes ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@johnnyyboy]

This is already hilarious 😂 please do more of these. This is so good as a British person

[@sheart8822]

I’m Australian and when I heard bagsy I was like that weird but it’s cause we say bags like we bags that

[@Airlin9212]

I really love this show, especially the Gavin-slang ones, but the camera work can be a bit distracting. But I really am thrilled with this addition to AH!

[@kruzthewolf]

My favorite made up word came from a former coworker at a blacksmith shop: Confucklement (basically the same meaning as clusterfuck)

[@Toneill029]

Awesome

[@insaincaldo]

Sounds familiar, though I heard it in place of predicament. Then again, I guess those can be interchangeable in the right context

[@Murph_the_robot]

You guys have no idea how many times i watched the first video!!! I so love this!!!

[@pigglebee]

"there's no r in sandwich" There's also no m in sandwich, so sammie doesn't make sense either

[@Connor_Stoney]

As an Aussie, this is funny cos some of the slang is the same, but others are different, for example sandwich is Sanga, Christmas is Chrissy. But Prang and Brolly we use.

[@lewis809]

As a British person I can confirm I’m going to start using the word brimmer

[@jakobcooks3753]

I realize you can't just do these all the time but please do make more! These are fantastic!

[@Wogle]

"Bap" Northerners: **Ahem** Barm

[@Danster189]

its vats a cob actually, its a acronym for Circle of Bread. From the midlands

[@NJH01]

Danster189 as a brummie I agree

[@megandavis9072]

Scottish: bun

[@matthewlock9654]

we need a hundred more of these