Fake Nintendo Games

[@jepoacacs-2216]

*massive fart sound* “Hold on, let me turn on the speaker” I can’t. That’s just the best thing ever.

[@johndronio]

fard

[@maceofspades5766]

timestamp?

[@GavTV29]

Poot

[@ethanshow_8369]

@@maceofspades5766 2:29

[@VZAofficial]

I seriously just laughed at a fart joke watching tjis

[@lotteryticket9240]

Who needs star field when you have TOAD WAITS FOR A BUS

[@namedless]

Hmmmmmmm

[@bidoof367]

who needs garfield

[@KSKY2012]

yeah who needs car kneeld.

[@MitoNova583]

So they ported DOOM to Game Builder Garage, but will they port the entirety of the Bad Apple remix music video

[@MitoNova583]

ALSO THIS IS THE BEST SPONSOR READ YET I DID NOT EXPECT THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF "if you're happy and you know it"

[@sponsoredbywalmart]

it's bound to happen someday, just like with everything with a screen on it

[@Ultragay_bacon]

How bout entirety of cookie clicker

[@Diamoondust]

100%

[@dead_max9599]

Bad Apple is like Megalovania. It's unavoidable. It always comes back.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Chocolate: You know, I'm something of a turkey myself

[@bobfruck]

chocolate is a twerkey

[@fabanano6158]

Twerky is a chocolate

[@Lazer_Specter]

Looks like he lost his head when he got the news he was a turkey.

[@Tyranitar.]

Secure, Contain, Protect.

[@CosmicCrimson]

@@bobfruck _stop_

[@Choctopus]

Did you say... CHOCOLATE? 😠

[@davidebo178]

I really hope most people understood this reference cuz it's one of my favorite episodes

[@MitoNova583]

CHOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!

[@bigdonza08]

chocolate CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE!

[@pixel_eats_cinderblocks5513]

CHOCLATEEEEEEEE

[@themosslord4753]

No

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Therapist: All dreams have a meaning My dreams: 0:48 I see the Headless Horseman finally found a nice head to chop

[@Zorkling27]

My dreams: 10:46

[@Tyranitar.]

The chat spamming "Secure, Contain, Protect" was the absolute worst after i just binged scp videos

[@wesleyyaeggy9922]

Why tho? Is that not what it stands for?

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

whe n

[@factfactfan]

it’s at 1:28, daniel asked what scp stood for

[@WhimWearsBlue]

I binged scp videos and now I can’t sleep

[@gyoubu696]

*Dog gets cut in half* "I don't think THIS was in the original nintendogs..."

[@sonataavalon6017]

Me neither Pickolas Cage

[@slicedbombings8402]

Hmmm..... You think Edit:idk either

[@so_rubbish]

no it was

[@AxisOlive]

YOSUKE HANAMURA AT THE JUNE'S STAND?????

[@infinitedstop7448]

Chocolate managed to lose his entire upper body after around 30 seconds while being kept by failboat: *Truly, a worthy pet owner indeed*

[@factfactfan]

ngl the first jumpscare in the p.t. TERRIFIED me as well

[@Lazer_Specter]

Me too.

[@justinclark9075]

Good to see I'm not the only one.

[@theshow0942]

same.

[@eggnog97]

Me too

[@musicalsystem927]

At least someone else was

[@katsoupman3218]

Remember when Nintendo wouldn’t support games made by “garage developers”?

[@henodude7804]

Ironic

[@Butternoob2000]

Naming a dog chocolate is like naming a human “cyanide”

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Hello, Arsenic, how's your car, I heard it had some engine troubles before.

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ahahahahaha

[@Headless_Toil2418]

Or a robot water

[@hiimpeyton671]

@@Headless_Toil2418 Could be waterproof

[@Headless_Toil2418]

@@hiimpeyton671 True that

[@dailynonsense9360]

If Failboat made all the commercials on TV, I’d probably watch them more than the actual shows.

[@residentfacehead3465]

You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization. "Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah it's amazing easily one of my favourite switch games, I'm currently working on a Simpsons game and a recreation of a custom Mario 3d world level

[@citrine6959]

Failboat: The guy who will get spooked from playing *Game Builder Garage*

[@roamspida4951]

I promise you, sit through the ad roll for him. You may not want The product, but the comedy therein is gold

[@crowngamer901]

That was the best Failboat ad I’ve ever seen

[@colixart]

I mean, it was so good of an ad I might get it

[@Koeflame]

One of the best ads I’ve ever

[@nolanainsworth]

This is also one of best ad I ever

[@cjlite0210]

Ever what?

[@professormason8834]

@@cjlite0210 ever.

[@dustinmoore5304]

@@cjlite0210 ever Caleb... ever

[@hotdogboi6829]

C’n

[@redpierre]

Toad sounds like an Angry Bird launching itself 1:38

[@Vader-12345]

1:39

[@pigswithcoolsunglasses8527]

4:06 Failboat gets scared by Disney princess

[@BrickGameStudios]

Toad waits for a bus and Toad's Quest for Cheerios are the 2 games of the year. Try to convince me otherwise.

[@jaydentorres254]

I cant

[@MitoNova583]

Toad comes home to his kids after getting the milk, how about that

[@slicedbombings8402]

@@MitoNova583 the T H R E E Q U L

[@StaceyStAmant]

Super mario bros 2

[@KonroMan]

*POV: Mario didn’t take his normal pills.*

[@al_x2138]

One could argue maybe that's what the point of the mask is

[@Terracylle]

@@al_x2138 that's what the point of the mattress

[@KSKY2012]

@@Terracylle and all the ever ask is.... "why are you so mattress?"

[@Terracylle]

@@KSKY2012 true

[@moldycow5833]

2:16 I’m crying rn

[@chimklee]

That’s just what failboat videos do

[@SpringySpring04]

KOISHI FUMO

[@Sodamoth]

@@SpringySpring04 where is the Fumo?

[@phoenix117]

“I’ve never heard toad suffering sound so… *crisp* ” NEITHER HAVE I BUT LET THE SUFFERING CONTINUE

[@Thegreenestflyintheland]

DONT LET IT STOP

[@FloeAnimations]

The visceral sound of a toad scream brought me such a surprise, thank you. -moeblob aka my brother

[@mariopcds]

"There's noway you can build... A horror game in Nintendo garage builder, right?" Labo VR: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

[@thewholecircus]

This ad was beautiful. I too, have issues following the directions of "if you're happy and you know it"

[@TheGalaxyWings]

10:41. I decided to join a stream for the first time in ages. And I saw this.

[@kurotodraw4671]

i like how everyone was saying "secure contain protect" because we all finally found a friend for Josie (SCP-529)

[@hz-qy8mq]

2:28 I spit out my drink. I hate that that made me laugh.

[@Searreality]

He really got all of us😂

[@Lonponk]

E3? What’s that? I like to use the *game garage* for all my games, you guys are missing out

[@michaelherzing3436]

10:57 Do not ask for whom the Toad screams...

[@pikanachuster4032]

I’m cackling, I didn’t expect the jump scares but boy did I enjoy failboat suffering

[@Penguins140]

4:29 bruh he sounds like toad

[@D.R.P.Enterprises]

9:04 man, odyssey 2 looking good!

[@tiffany-up2ii]

0:54 Inside out:here we go again

[@nightmareriddenlibrarian2924]

9:17 mario was so thin that he slipped through the fabric of reality

[@quackster9285]

0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever) 2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart) 3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too) 5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?) 6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-) 7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage) 9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-) 10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-) 11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever) 12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)

[@drooprtroopr6969]

I came in seeing a dog being cut in half, and to be honest, I'm not disappointed

[@tvpac-magic6150]

3:19 I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THIS FROM THE STREAM LOL!!

[@mrmeepbeep4239]

Failboat, you don’t need E3 You don’t need a mental hospital (yet) What you need Is more GAME BUILDER GARAGE

[@nightmareriddenlibrarian2924]

Anti Vax mom: my child is perfectly healthy Her child: 1:03

[@justahumanguy276]

When toad waits for the bus, he screams. When the bus arrives, YOUR the one who screams

[@cyanaxo]

4:35 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!? KAYOIN THE DONUT?!?!? 😱😱😱😱

[@William_64]

Toad's quest for Cheerios, a simple masterpiece.

[@ArnavBoom]

9:21 POV you forgot to programm death

[@jiro3po817]

(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though) SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate) Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-? Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU* Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

Chocolate is the polar opposite of scp 529

[@yupekosi]

Hi Failboat! Mario’s Stroll was my creation. I was already very aware of the pipe jank. Thanks for playing my game!

[@ilikedragons6779]

I would definitely watch ads if Failboat was in all of them

[@wieldylattice3015]

1:13 there’s literally an SCP just like this except it’s a cat

[@hebberhobber6802]

The missing half

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Josie the missing half

[@somerandomgamer9065]

And it’s back half is missing

[@Grayestspore]

and its the other half is gone

[@SmollLassTabby]

It takes fail a measly 48 seconds to break everything.

[@MiaJimenez-hq5zi]

At 10:11 when Mario hit the flag pole, in another room, the Taco Bell bell sound effect went off the same time when Mario hit the flag pole😦😦😦

[@himhamoosh6089]

10:35 AMAZING .BOOTIFUL 2 GUD FOR DIS WORLD AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

[@gabebancroft]

My first time watching (Almost)an entire Failboat stream, I remember watching all of this

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Failboat has a full Failbeard now, huh

[@theironduck7102]

That was the greatest sponsor segment I’ve ever seen

[@unknownnametag6595]

0:26 mentions chest burster alien and then proceeds to show a clip from spaceballs

[@GhostfaceWorshipper]

That exact alien: hello my baby, hello my honey hello my ragtime gal **ragtime gal resumes**

[@coolcoidoin4585]

Me: sees first 3 seconds of video Realizes spoilers for game Me: I’ll take your entire stock

[@Caleb_Landry]

This was the right way to do a sponsor ad. I actually watched all of it. And didn’t skip through. Amazing.

[@Emi_Ak1yama]

10:38 toad screams while waiting for a bus to arrive

[@ScorgeTheDemon]

2:55 GAS GAS GAS

[@Tbh_idk-g7y]

YOU GOTA STEP ON THE GAS

[@newquinken]

Man, everyone was making jokes about "Nintendo Ran out of ideas so OYU make the games for them" with Mario Maker... Now they're just straight up not hiding it!

[@lilycreeper5246]

2:42 what if I use the code "FAIL100"? Will I get 100% off?

[@imagiking69420]

This man is using all 3 hemispheres of his brain

[@egeomplo]

FREE SPEAKERS

[@idc2932]

Does that mean something like "FAIL125" will have them pay you 25% of its worth

[@bonsaisai]

E3 : * doing cringe announcements * Failboat : *Fine , i'll do it myself.*

[@dasher9974]

I can't image fail boat having a beard...

[@seasonsarecool]

I can because I've seen it

[@dasher9974]

@@seasonsarecool you are right. I think I may have seen just a bit ago...

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

But now... You don't have to! Introducing the new Bearded Failboat Plush!

[@dasher9974]

@@Nat_the_Chicken failbeard

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@dasher9974 Yes

[@jaydentorres254]

Here’s the answer to you’re question: e3 needs e3

[@gwen-is-on-fire]

that stupid doom thing at 5:48 made me laugh way too hard what the fu

[@ginadelacruz5658]

Mario: i like the feeling of wining. me: oh god is Mario posesed? 10:18

[@cuteboi9105]

When u can't afford doom eternal: 5:53

[@mrfinale9134]

"whoops sorry about that let me turn the speakers on now" made my day

[@novamarpo3]

It took me until the Mario Kart segment to realize what game this was.

[@thatonekid278]

Toad screaming for an hour was definitely the highlight of my day

[@whiplash6548]

Everybody gangsta til all the e3 showcases get replaced with this

[@goldwhip6220]

Toad's Quest for Cheerios best game🤌

[@soviet_onion34]

11:12 is just pain

[@Adachie11]

Did…did failboat just make a binding of Isaac reference? My day just got 12 times better

[@nintydo_]

HAIL THE MIGHTY HAT KID!!

[@WertyonYT459]

YES

[@envittutiia]

Then there was the miitopia half where we started communicating with Morse code

[@msmx9088]

13:12 _goo_ sniff me

[@BOT_CORP]

I stopped pressing "A" and the screaming hasn't stopped

[@charliem3457]

The only enemy is yourself *proceeds to hear gunshot sound* OH LORD

[@failbuster6468]

5:13 That face is such a mood.

[@weedomcaff1]

Bowsers moody Monday is finally released took them long enough

[@lilycreeper5246]

1:26 I love he chat, they all have the same idea

[@weirdcat3282]

0:13 chocolate: IF YOU COME NEAR ME YOU WILL BECOME O N E W I T H T H E F L O O R

[@planetearth2249]

Not even 2 minutes in and I already see the SCP Foundation motto being spammed in the chat lmao

[@ekans9193]

reject e3, return to failboat also very funny and epic intro :)

[@SereneFlowers]

Half-Chocolate literally killed me I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe-

[@internettrash437]

Toad screaming Is the peak of my comedy

[@Axiemander]

Game Builder Garage but Failboat gets jump scared by everything.

[@matthewgaming2408]

Also, uh, @Failboat, (2:48) were you looking for something? Because you seemed pretty confused?

[@samshore7808]

2:00 Wow, that Lickitung got no respect.

[@Strikery]

0:37 HES A LITERAL GOD!!!!

[@thatchillasian8924]

I didn’t know that the Game Builder Garage community specializes in horror games.

[@sinteleon]

Every community has their horror and creepy-pasta department.

[@garrfieldfan]

When the clock showed 11:59 the first time that was the same time I was watching this video

[@oswaldgaming8331]

4:54 i dont watch for a while and i come back to him wearing a beard with more hair than on his head lol

[@Stupid_idiot0195]

2:03 R.I.P mr behemoth screamoth, he was the true chad. Only OG’S will remember him from Kirby star allies videos……

[@itsdinocraft]

6:57 thats me (:

[@jordy_de-zee]

yes

[@A_Genuine_Idiot]

Dan has been the hylight of my year. thank you dan!

[@club_a_seal3037]

Who needs E3, when you have C4!!?!?!?!?

[@DragonaxFilms]

0:27 "This is the alien that bursts out of your chest from Alien." >shows scene from Space Balls _Perfection._