Fallen: The Failed Successor to Twilight

Welcome to a new series on my channel called beer and a movie! I wanted to talk about a movie adaptation that came from a very popular book, yet not all is as it seems...
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[@chellymurphy]

I wish his chair was green so it looks like he’s floating

[@katelynalysee0527]

Next video: *gets a green chair* Please do ittttt😂

[@rmoonchildx]

Yessss hahahahaha

[@hbee9704]

I need this

[@jagelskardey]

watch him make this come true haha

[@hayleeann1955]

Yes.

[@way2awkward]

Dylan: She’s not attacked by a person Me: OH she’s attacked by an animal Dylan: She’s attacked by a cloud Me: 👁👄👁

[@babylonprojectillustration2014]

*S C A R Y*

[@goaway5378]

yeah this was quite stupid

[@ronniebunny9150]

Yeah, in the series Lost, there was a mystery monster cloud attacking people. Im guessing the writer got the idea from the series because it was released before the book in 2004

[@rileybrown8971]

It was some kind of shadow of the past that was drawn to her because of who she was and she was scared of it because each one of them pretty much hold a past life and every time she went into one she watched herself spontaneously combust and die from what I remember. She eventually chose to go into them and watch herself die because she just had to know what the truth was because broody kept wanting to run away because if she remembered or kissed him she would fucking explode but still couldn't keep his lips to himself and leather jacket was like fuck you keep your hands to yourself and stay away from her completely or you'll kill her you fucking idiot. And then broody is all like you can't trust leather jacket because he chose Lucifer's side and he's a bad guy and shes like omg I can't believe you leather jacket I trusted you. There's nothing wrong with broody in fact he was only put here for jaywalking. Idk how tf that happened. A school for the worst of the worst and somehow broody ends up there for jaywalking. The chick that dies in the beginning is trusted to work with the records so she tells her new friend satan's ex that her crush broody isn't as bad as the rest of them cause he didn't actually do anything bad. And somehow her and broody are insanely in love even though god specifically made her FOR Lucifer which is why her name in every incarnation is some sort of relation to his. God made her satan's fucking soul mate. And broody just wanted to be loved and thought she was perfect for him and HIS soul mate. Honestly, I think the books were well written (better than twilight and I mean grammar wise because there were actually some misspelled words in twilight that they missed and I can't really remember any errors in fallen. There probably are some but I don't remember anything as stupid as something being misspelled. ) but the plot was like wtf. I'm now questioning whether the whole thing was come up with while sober or the author was on all kinds or drugs along with alcohol.

[@easternlights3155]

"Even if it means being locked up, I'd rather be me than pretend to be something I'm not just to fit in," said no-one with a mental illness ever. But yeah, having hallucinations is SO quirky!

[@OrionPaxG4]

I hate this whole “I want to be me than conform to society” excuse that’s used here. The character is sacrificing so much of her freedom to be who she is when all she is, is a blander ripoff of Bella. This guy is right, it really is just a bait to lure in people who feel ostracized or socially awkward people

[@crimsonstrykr]

People forget that wanting to be mentally and psychologically functional isn't conforming to social norms

[@ianhammock4564]

"Ma'am, your hallucinations and vague mental illness are a direct and proximate cause to the death of a CHILD. By not taking them, you constitute a danger to yourself and others. Just taking the fuckin medicine."

[@kman9884]

Yeah if anything they’d just pretend the hallucinations went away or say they’ll take the meds then immediately stop once they’re out. Or maybe assault the therapist and need to have an orderly or two come in to restrain them.

[@anisoderberg6226]

I had several psychotic episodes, and those meds really changes you in depht. So no, most people with these experiences do not want their medication.

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

As a devout Roman Catholic, I can confirm we have multiple scriptural passages depicting the epic love saga between Satan and knock off Bella Swan.

[@MakaelaSmith-zz9sw]

And those angels.... the most biblically accurate depiction I've ever seen.

[@boytype]

tru

[@SarutaValentine]

‘Knock off Bella Swan’ 😂

[@BATTIS94]

To be fair, I would be pretty scared if a cloud suddenly attacked me. That's not normal cloud behavior.

[@SeptembersOblivion]

Yeah, I gues the cloud was kinda low and walking through a lonely forest, feeling lonely. He definitely didn't expect someone else there, so he felt a kinship with her, surely she will understand his pain. Bitch runs away, no one undestands emo cloud.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Depends on where you live. In soviet russia, clouds attack you frequently.

[@seanc9520]

Might give you meatballs

[@AQRose-hs8og]

I honestly don't know if this is supposed to be sarcastic but if it is, it's funny-

[@dimatadore]

Lol 💀

[@rubyspot..]

"Her blandness is so intense that it attracts mythological creatures" basically summarizes every book that got published during the year span of 2005-2016

[@infireandice9055]

That quote 😭 I’m sure there’s some in books I’ve not yet heard of, but for once I’d like a supernatural YA movie adaptation to have a bright, bubbly female lead. Not second or third lead, but THE lead. AND NO BLUE OR GRAY FILTERS. I hated the blue filters in Twilight. If the story alone can’t create the supernatural mood, the filters just make it depressing and boring. I mean, look at TVD! Yes, I know it’s a show, not a movie, but just watching the Pilot episode is 🤩 You just know it’s a supernatural story, and yet it’s sunny in Mystic Falls! And there’s no blue or gray filters! And Elena isn’t bland. (But that’s not the kind of female lead I was talking about in the beginning of this comment. No, I was thinking more like Caroline Forbes, except not blonde. I feel like there’s two extremes in the media: The stereotypical mean blonde girl, or the stereotypically fun blonde girl while the brunette is the “less” fun one.) And watching Twilight without the blue filters...you see it more clearly what’s wrong with the movie. There’s no personality to it. I want sunshine! I want natural colors! I want humor! Who said supernatural YA romances can’t have it all?

[@rubyspot..]

@@infireandice9055 writers who wanted to sell. Sadly, most writers write whats trending even if they don’t understand it completely

[@Janabraat1234]

I understand the blandness of the character is supposed to be so girls can easier project themselves on to her, like a blank canvas sort of situation (not saying I like it though!) 😁

[@rubyspot..]

@@Janabraat1234 that’s a possibility i haven’t thought of, i thought that the writer was just too lazy to actually develop a personality, male characters tend to be more dimensional, (not like they have many layers, but at least one more than female)

[@tiffprendergast]

@@infireandice9055 Tvd?

[@bryt1040]

Okay so I read all of these books in the span of like 3 weeks back in middle school and had practically forgotten about them until now. I think you underestimate the finale. This author really said “let’s make DEVIL a love interest. Let’s incorporate time travel. Let’s have a court case that predates earth take place in Heaven over the concept of romantic love. Let’s rewrite the Bible, cause that book doesn’t have enough tragic love stories in it, and in the end, let it all be for practically nothing” and ong it had me in a chokehold

[@yinyangsaladgang8789]

Honestly this sounds exactly like what he describes, kind of a typical tween girl self-insert drama with a bland main character that everyone likes for no reason at all because she's just born special. Let me take a guess at the basic plot and you tell me how accurate I am. It starts of with the "he's a bad boy but I can change him, dad!" trope (the devil), they fight at first but she can't stop thinking about him. The main heroine and him are obviously star crossed lovers, but it's also really really risky, but also meant to be because fate and stuff. Their love is literally so important and strong and special in the whole universe that the literal angels in heaven had to have an entire debate about how forbidden their love is. OOOH the forbidden fruit! But she's conflicted since the devil is HOT and there's this other guy who's literally perfect for her but too nice and sensitive, will she make the right decision??? The literal fate of the universe hangs in the balance of her deciding who she wants to fuck. Then enter actual protagonist, some conflict happens, the author needs to go back and fix major plot holes with a time travel narrative so the story makes sense again and you at least feel like something has happened, but in the end the useless antagonist is beaten easily through team-work by the bad-boy and the heroine after they realise they're in love, and the story ends perfectly with the boy-toy devil subdued as her new bf, plus the leftover nice-guy suddenly fully supports their relationship and they are best friends forever after.

[@bryt1040]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 no no even your underestimating it. Love in a romantic sense did not exist before Luc and the Devil developed feelings for each other and she was the left hand of God. And the conflict? The devil was actually hella abusive and possessive over her and she found comfort from that toxic relationship in the form of Daniel, which was the first Eros love in the universe. The heavenly trial is over whether Agape love vs Eros love. And the whole curse is because half the angels want to feel Eros love and now that the devil can’t have Luc he’s trying to ban it. It ties into old Jewish mythology of angels and humans, the watchers, and nephilim. Hella wild and I still don’t even remember the ending

[@keiem5263]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 @@bryt1040 is it odd that i read your comments with critical drinker's voice

[@Annakarollina1202]

@@yinyangsaladgang8789 cause every single boy heroes are just as bland, os for us to see ourselves in it

[@willow_thea]

@@bryt1040 i hate to say it but i did in fact not only read all of them but remember them vividly enough (but not what i ate for breakfast today) and it ended by the entire cast prepping for a massive world ending battle but then god herself came down and they basically talked for a few minutes (imagine if they just talked before this point and with an omniscient, omnipotent god i feel like this could have been solved far earlier without risking the balance between heaven and hell but whatever hehe so silly) and she, the devil, luce, daniel, and all of their friends decided to fucking kill them right there and reincarnate them one last time and no divine intervention - if they reincarnated across the world from each other, sucks lol. but of course they happened to both attend dartmouth i think? or some other ivy league and it ends with an implied happy ever after (implied being they looked at each other and blinked and all that). i think their angel friends were all looking after them too which literally flies in the face of their god's ruling? idk it was wild. forgive me if this isnt accurate im not entirely sure it isnt a fever dream from my 12 year old self. frankly i dont think ill remember typing this answer.

[@jagodadaniluk6634]

I've read all four of those books back in my teens, and my main conclusion up to this point is - you could make two books out of it and lose none of the plot.

[@kyleellis1825]

You could have written a short story and still kept everything special about the story.

[@mishynaofficial]

Money, money money!.. Oh, different youtuber, right...

[@tenprettyflowers]

I read the first 3 books, and my teenage self absolutely loved them but by the 4th book I was just like wtf did I read

[@SoneaT]

I liked the plot so I read all 4 books in my teens! But I honestly can't remember anything from the 4th book! Only that everything felt ridiculous and dragged! I know I liked Cain, which the autor killed of! The Ml ( devil) Was overly possessive and not likable a few times. On others he was daring😂. But after the twilight series so many books wanted to ride on this and failed. This one was one of the better ones!

[@miaria2049]

Agree with this. Could've been better books.

[@noeulwah3782]

why's no one talking about how this girl is having visions, set a house on fire, is responsible for killing a boy and is locked up in a clinic - yet the writer introduces her as an "ordinary" girl 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@talea9593]

Dylan literally talks about all of those points.

[@TheREALSimagination]

I think that's why he was practically using air quotes when he said it.

[@alexforce9]

Isnt that what all girls do durring the summer break? Im getting conflicting information here.

[@angstbringer2992]

Also that's kinda the norm for "ordinary girls" in most YA novels :'D

[@happyjellycatsquid]

Omg she that’s true, she’s basically insane

[@teriyaki9832]

Every time Dylan drinks the beer, he looks like a 12 year old girl experiencing cramps for the first time.

[@natl5692]

I felt that

[@emilysunaz9727]

Damn I actually laughed out loud at that. Because same.

[@insanealien4856]

LMAOO

[@arnav8606]

I am 14. But i don't know what's cramps???

[@thecryptidGrey]

@@arnav8606 They mean period cramps. If you're fourteen and haven't gotten yours yet, lucky you...😅

[@jasminemann21]

I read fallen in the 9th grade for an english assignment. My teacher gave the class a list of pre-approved books and we could either pick one from it or choose an alternative book we would have to get approval for. I ended up picking fallen from the list simply because I liked the name and was too lazy to find another book and get permission. I remember reading it and writing my essay being really confused on why my teacher had this book on her list but I still got a good mark lol.

[@noemiepace9020]

How ?? 😂 What kind of teacher-

[@3arthandsky]

@@noemiepace9020 I don't think its lazy but you can tell they really wanted to copy or reinvent twilight.

[@CrystalLynn1988]

Was this an old teacher? And was it a female?

[@sarahmannie180]

Are you south african because this was my sister's reader once too

[@Lizzy3D]

Tbh the third book was bomb. She basically traveled through time trying to stop the devil from catching her, and she discovers a whole lot of different histories through it

[@almamater489]

Let's not forget, bonding eith her friend gargoyle, and then it turns out he was playing against her all along

[@lastquarter3992]

@@almamater489 You guys are unlocking my memories one by one

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan: let's watch a beer and drink a movie

[@kyliehargreeves5250]

*i love drinking movies*

[@mahroshinsha469]

*I love watching beer*

[@candyllene]

Normal people: drink beer and watch a movie Intellectuals: watch a beer and drink a movie

[@leos444]

i too, saw the video

[@psych0tic706]

MHMMM I LOVE DRINKING MOVIES but I don’t like watching beer but I love watching a clock (reference)

[@sandyl4194]

“I’m not like other girls I splitted heaven and made Satan fall in love with me”

[@amelia-by2yv]

Taking “quirky and different” to the next level

[@Arguing.With.Idiots.]

Truly the female Chad of not like the other girls!

[@lilscenechick1995]

GOD THANK YOU I read the first book and half of the second. I despise forced romance, especially love triangles (or more shoehorned-in love interests). I liked the time travel portion, but never got farther than that. I don't believe in love being an unstoppable force like "omg our souls just belong otgether" despite having no actual bond. Luce is definitely a Not Like Other Girls protag.

[@Alovatololo]

Splitted?

[@hht6676]

There's nothing as splitted

[@erinedwards209]

Thinking about how Dylan should start a fan fiction review series

[@Aryan_H1]

My immortal?

[@erinedwards209]

@@Aryan_H1 PLEASE

[@aeoligarlic4024]

It's intriguing but i think that's kinda harsh. Fanfictions are made by amateurs who just want to have fun

[@fatimazafar8907]

@@aeoligarlic4024 I think they meant fanfics which were later published as their own series (my immortal, 50 shades etc)

[@wormdoodles]

the fact that lauren kate went out of her way to create the stupidest backstory ever when all she really needed to do was retell paradise lost is honestly kind of impressive

[@mikeynolikey9747]

He looks like he should be finding Atlantis in a Disney animated classic

[@GoddessLuna23]

LMFAO, YESSSSSS!

[@crystalimera644]

I died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgeannemotes6402]

Petition to have Dylan as the Live Action Milo Thatch

[@mikeynolikey9747]

@@georgeannemotes6402 consider it signed

[@ely1508]

Hollywood pleaaaase

[@Sad_Soraya]

The amount of research Dylan did for a movie that he hates, like that’s dedication to his viewers.

[@flyaway3374]

That's why i like him. Unlike other youtubers who do commentaries like this just to roast movies

[@noelhonig4516]

"The amount of research" you mean he read bad reviews without ever reading the books or watching the movie and then thinking he got a right to shittalk about it??? He literally has no clue what he talks about.

[@Sad_Soraya]

Noel Honig lol the shade is real. This whole video is about him watching the movie and commentating on it so....yeah, he acc watched the movie, and has an opinion on it and so has the right to express those opinions. it’s okay if it’s one that may not align with your own. I mean at the end of the day it’s all subjective. Even so, he’s funny so he gets bonus points.

[@noelhonig4516]

@@Sad_Soraya the way he refers to twilight makws me doubt that he saw fallen, bc its not even close to it at all..

[@Starlight-zg6jq]

@@noelhonig4516 really...you really think that...? Do you know how dumb you look right now?

[@Moerighan]

When Dylan says Luce and the captions call her Loose, I laugh every time. 'Loose goes to a party in the woods with a bunch of psychopaths' 'Our girl Loose is about to get some lip action 😂'

[@wisconsieee]

This REALLY made me laugh😂 thank you

[@MinionofNobody]

The black clouds were no doubt left by land squids. Land squids are the little known murder accomplices of land sharks.

[@raidenquill]

I feel like this comment would be fit for a Reddit thread 🤣

[@MamaJayde]

Do I not understand words? What does this mean? Pls halp

[@MinionofNobody]

@@MamaJayde There was a skit done on Saturday Night Live in the 1970s. It involved land sharks coming to homes and eating people. It was funny just because it was so darn stupid. The bit was brought back in a few subsequent episodes. It has become something of a cultural touchstone for people in a certain age group. In regards to my post, the idea of the black clouds reminded me of the dark clouds squid leave in water - except these dark clouds were on land so they must have been left by land squid. Because I am in that certain age group I mentioned, it inevitably reminded me of the silly land shark SNL skit all of those years ago. So, I conflated the two. Feel free to think of it as some random neurons misfiring in my brain.

[@thedarklrd6714]

​@@MinionofNobody yeah, I make weird, out of context reference jokes like that sometimes. I really want to tell people, but then I realize no one will know what I'm talking about

[@malegria9641]

god fucking dammit, take my like

[@madisonthomas3970]

The green screen, he's evolving

[@whateveryouhearditwasntme4109]

He’s now in his mega form

[@or_p5376]

There have been like 3 videos with it

[@briapryor1709]

The budget

[@madisonthomas3970]

@@or_p5376 somehow just realizing it haha😂

[@angelizespino883]

He on x game mode

[@kitcat4058]

Fun Fact: The actor in this movie that plays Edward, I mean whatever the main love interests actual name is, was the first choice to play both Peeta in The Hunger Games and Four in the Divergent movies and turned both roles down, but for some reason he accepted the main love interest in this💀

[@EliSoza23]

ufff

[@Parasiteve]

his publicist: twilight is more famous, do that instead of this hunger games bullshit that people will forget about in a week

[@Pompadourius]

Daaaaamn, he seriously screwed himself over. lmao

[@IsabelleMontague]

His name is Jeremy Irvine. He played Pip in Great Expectations and Adam in Now Is Good.

[@Spaceczarina]

i could totally see him as Four

[@thetiniestpirate]

Rediscovered the books at my parents house a month or so ago and am genuinely enjoying rereading them though I am thoroughly aware 90% of that enjoyment is nostalgia.

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

Between these tropes and all, I feel like Clockwork Angel did it RIGHT. Its set in Victorian England, through the point of view of middle-high society, which in itself is a rabbit hole of epic proportions, the character is not "bland and quirky" and its one of the biggest cryptics of the trilogy as in "what the fuck is she? She ain't human!" and the "love triangle".... actualy kinda work. Both guys are in love, but both don't want it because one have less than one year to live, the other is "cursed" that everyone who likes him dies horribly. And the trilogy also have some light yet well-written steampunk + Body HORROR elements that really sells the narrative to you.

[@gwynnskye5533]

Omg yes, the infernal devices is one of the best ya series ever written and no one could convince me otherwise

[@mental_decay_]

I'd rather not delve into Harry Potter incest author works

[@bridgetmartin3896]

OMG yes I love Cassandra Clare's books... I have read all of them...but the Infernal Devices is my favorite ones...

[@noa-ix9pe]

hell yeah!!! what I love so much about those books is that albeit it being the "love triangle"trope (which j usually hate with all my heart), there is none of the toxic shit and hate and "alpha-male'ing" against each other - instead everyone just loves each other! all people of this love triangle just would die for each other no matter in which constellation - jem just purely loves will and vice versa even though they both love Tessa, and that way the story was just so much love and much less stupid drama. there is still drama ofc, but it is way less "stupid" drama that would just result by the characters being assholes to each other

[@ArabellaTurner]

I usually hate love triangles, but I really did like the one here. I think the fact that I liked all 3 characters here and thought they were all interesting. I also genuinely liked both halves of the couple and the relationship between Jem and Will. I feel like you don’t see that much and that probably why it actually worked.

[@florapolcari9567]

Dylan: her name is Luce wich stands for? me: Lucifer? Dylan: Lucinda big gasp

[@taniaochoa5704]

Flora Polcari I thought it stood for “Lucifer” too 😂

[@nobodycares2820]

It goes deeper, because the meaning of lucinda is the same as lucifer,

[@withlovejae]

Same lmao

[@picnicsheesh7762]

Omg I was thinking the same 😳

[@picnicsheesh7762]

@@nobodycares2820 Ah I see 👌

[@bethanym1865]

"Gotta love Hamlet," he says immediately after saying Romeo and Juliet.

[@etherealmushroom846]

He's probably drunk already

[@swordsmithing]

He also referred to chapters in a play, so....

[@IAmMsMystery]

That's the joke

[@edorasmarauder5761]

I thought, "You can't be drunk already," when he said that.

[@paytongegare9555]

I'm not gonna lie, by the time he introduced the academy aspect of the story, I quite literally thought "...I should watch this, it looks good :)" right before he said "compile those elements and what do you have...a bestseller". And now I just feel like I'm playing into the hands of the guilty-pleasure movie industry 😔

[@eshitasahu]

The rewatchability of this video is insane This has become my comfort video

[@Thatdumbgremlin]

As someone who swam all four years of high school, the fact that this dude chose Butterfly to swim away from her in that scene is hilarious. It's such a flex that I cannot be mad at it.

[@jeanlejean]

I went to the comments section for this exact comment 😂

[@thelegendoflife7392]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😭 Dylan "he broad stroked away" 😩😫

[@-faramoluwanbi-6469]

Ikr like any normal swimmer would maybe freestyle, at most breastroke but butterfly like why?? all your energy for nothing😂

[@geo2704]

For real, been a competitive swimmer for 10 years and that shit is literally so extra 💀

[@raveniaswan6672]

Like bro do you KNOW how out of breath and tired that swim makes you? And the fact that he did it perfectly as well I'm CRYING 💀💀

[@faithk2335]

when he said this book was about angels, then her name was Luce, I 100% was expecting her to be a gender bent satan or at least his daughter

[@als2480]

Omg I haven't read the books but this would have been AMAZING

[@faithk2335]

@@als2480 right? it also would have made more sense as to why god kicked dude no 1 out

[@belatedbirthday7257]

You're actually not that far off tbh

[@janeyrusk8609]

Lucifer was in love with her when she was and angel in heaven, her name was Lucinda I think

[@solus8685]

Don't you mean Lucifer ?

[@snowbeast4463]

I graduated from a creative writing course in 2010 and all the teachers were saying that angels were going to be the next big YA thing. I think they just really wanted something nice and wholesome to take over from vampires. That must be why this book was pushed so much.

[@charleenlangley8709]

My year 8 English class was the last class to do Dracula in Gothic Horror. The years after us suffered through Twilight. When we found out we dodged that bomb, we all were so relieved. In fact, our teach was awesome enough to do Star Wars clips for our thematic

[@TheTrueKarin]

When that was at some point of history under the category of ,,wholesome“, I honestly going to choose ,,toxic“😂😂 Then I know from the start what I choose

[@rat-xo7mj]

Cannot believe that Dylan glossed over the fact that her friend is unironically named *Pennyweather van Syckle Lockwood*

[@ab-vz4ps]

Dylan is so offended by the sour patch kids that he's now resorting to beer

[@lighteningdagger2365]

I mean the darkness that this comment holds needs more rewards than just 77 likes

[@lighteningdagger2365]

Sour patch, save Dylan

[@kristinmarkussen9016]

Why is he offended he loves sour patch kids?

[@nishacooly98]

Kristin Markussen because they didn’t sponsor him

[@kristinmarkussen9016]

N Ohh, that’s so sad poor dylan

[@eugeniandewa3808]

When Dylan realizes that there is a full version of the movie on KZbin for free😬

[@sydney7354]

Lmao

[@heartfullbutterfly314]

@Black Ninja I mean you can screen record the video save that video then edit it down so techically yes just takes some extra work

[@for-books-sake967]

Lol I just made this same comment! 😅

[@dangermenatwork]

@@heartfullbutterfly314 you could just download the MP4 off a youtube to MP4 converter, you don't have ti screen record it

[@1sugarplum971]

"we just can't be together, im sorry" 😔 *swims away*

[@Lee-Llhm]

Honestly from what I remember, the books were actually really good. I'm pretty sure 50% of the girls from my school has at one point read at least one book. A few of my friends and I were so invested in it that sometimes we actually used to meet at lunchtime just to discuss it. Now mind you I was 14, 15, and 16 at the time, but even the older girls like 19, and 20 were invested in it also. I even borrowed a book form one of the older girls because I didn't have it. So when I saw they were making a movie I was really hyped but trust me when I say i was so disappointed I cried, I literally cried. The books and the movie are like trying to turn cotton candy into cheese. The books honestly aren't bad and they should not make a second movie.

[@shreyasachdev3160]

This whole video is just Dylan trying to decide which is worse: His warm beer, or this movie

[@cupidzn6351]

The movie😆

[@ejedwards988]

It's a warm corona xtra. Bruh death, I choose death.

[@shreyasachdev3160]

Ej Edwards lmaoo

[@BenefitCounterbench]

... it's not like _cold_ beer tastes better.

[@parkchimmin7913]

@@BenefitCounterbench I mean, beer sucks regardless. But wouldn’t you prefer cold water over warm water too?

[@prarthnakashyap9634]

Dylan trying to convince himself that he likes beer for 22 minutes straight

[@viktoriabrun6345]

it's corona

[@chatshired]

We have to respect his commitment to the concept

[@nicarmendariz9079]

Right like just make your self another drink man🤣

[@an_unpleasant_or_stupid_person]

Let's rephrase that......: Dylan trying to convince himself he likes WARM beer.

[@JasmineCartwright]

🤣🤣🤣😂

[@WiltingSoul]

I watched this movie. Twice. Because I had completely forgotten I had watched it the first time. Even now, as I watch this, I've been questioning whether or not I actually watched it. Because I remember nothing 😆

[@DreamSorbet]

Same 😂 The second time I started to get a sense of deja vu, and now watching this I'm wondering--did I make it to the end?

[@WiltingSoul]

@@DreamSorbet that's exactly what I felt! I could probably watch it again and immediately after I would still be questioning myself about whether or not I actually watched it 😂

[@Jadeau]

I was actually drawn to this series in middle school because I was a hardcore twilight fangirl back then. And i was like, ‘oh my it’s angels instead, that’s so much harder.’ I’m not proud of it

[@matter8138]

It looks like he's gonna make worth every single penny of that green screen.

[@s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657]

Every time....

[@joonhopeschimatejinskookie899]

Well of course he's gonna. It's Flynn Rider we are talking about 😌😌😂😂🤣

[@matter8138]

@@joonhopeschimatejinskookie899 LOL

[@ko-lq7vu]

i’m just replying bc your name is a masterpiece

[@ky12x]

as he should lmao

[@actually-granola]

When he pulled up the list of books about angels, like half of them were mortal instruments lol.

[@sparklight0964]

Natalia Velasquez True even tho the Mortal Instrumentals is about Shadowhunters not angel lovers you barley see angels in The Mortal Instruments

[@actually-granola]

Sparklight 0 that is very true

[@jankauskaite_morta]

Ahahahahaha love that

[@orimengu]

@@sparklight0964 yeah in Spanish it's straight up called "Cazadores de Sombra"

[@itownie]

@@sparklight0964 technically they're part angel

[@SoEmmaz1ng]

Lmao i remember reading Fallen when I was 8 or 9 and thinking it was cooler than the House of Night series. I do not remember her being in a psych ward, but I do remember her saying that she loved swimming butterfly because it was the hardest stroke, and vowed to make that my best stroke when I got older. I joined the swim team on HS and was the designated butterfly person for 250m and the relay medleys...thanks to a basic bitch I called Lucie/Lucy :')

[@goofeegoober_]

Sword & Cross walked so Nevermore could RUN.

[@sabbiemoon]

Dylan: no one has read this books. Me: I have... *tries to think about a single thing I can remember about the book... Maybe I haven't....

[@xochiltcort360]

Something about reincarnation. And rebirth

[@xochiltcort360]

And then the female having a fling with the devil

[@lonewolfdragon8751]

And she was also an angel

[@arianagarcia4782]

The feeling of betrayal, that's all I remember

[@karupe9982]

I red one and a half xd

[@mariakilson5851]

She is born, they kiss, she dies. Forever. Until time ceases to exist. And they NEVER get to second base.

[@-aeshe-4951]

omg

[@KimLoves1D]

Maybe if they did she'd live...

[@kathylennerds750]

Just fuck without kissing, like Goku did. Easy!

[@andreeadc321]

@hello is it me youre looking for whole book... Everyone of them😅 but the series have an ending..hallelujah 😁

[@mrs.katsukibakugou115]

All the twilight remakes in a nutshell

[@Niallish1]

Read all the Fallen Books on the recommendation of a girl I liked. They were pretty decent for a trashy fantasy romance. Not good per say, but like a greasy burger they hit the spot now and again. As a disillusioned Catholic I found the concepts really interesting, it's not Dante, but there is some cool 'expanded lore' for angels and The Fall in there if you wanna call it that. And the greater theme of the books, the Love for Each-other vs. Loyalty only to God, was pretty compelling to me at the time. Not bad as far as Teenage romance books go if I'm being honest.

[@reignforrest4116]

12:13. "A little to your surprise. She's not attacked by a person, she's attacked by a a ✨cloud✨"

[@BeKindCoco]

Dylan is now responsible for over a million people suddenly knowing about Fallen. If it gets a surge in illegal downloads it is 100% because of this video

[@KatieE907]

It’s on Hulu.

[@vedarao_0]

Also planning to read it....thats on him too😂

[@lemon4087]

It's already being shown on movies now or smtg. Perfect when you're doing two things at a time n wanna watch a movie playing in the background 🍿! Ntg to miss out on cuz ntg happens 😁😁

[@justdigne3791]

FACTS!!!

[@lindsaysmith5638]

@@vedarao_0 the books are much better than the movie

[@bishopsjourney7485]

Dylan: spits the beer back in the bottle Also Dylan: still drinks the beer

[@lydiapersson2475]

I was looking for this comment😂

[@ivagoesdelirious]

I always come back to this video (and the Beer and a Movie playlist) whenever I’m in a bad mood and it fixes it every single time. So I just want to say, thank you, Dylan for being an awesome, funny person who provides endless entertainment! Love your new videos, too but this has been a masterpiece since it came out 🤌👌

[@malignantprose4828]

I read the first book, looked up why the main girl was found so interesting, and never again thought about reading the series.

[@bangtansbae3985]

Me- "Mom I want twilight!" Mom- "No, we have twilight at home" The twilight at home-

[@d.rwyatt1815]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigbirdeatskids1717]

😂honestly though

[@celenawatkins8793]

😭😭😂

[@Windyielder]

😂😂

[@martinajukic2008]

This movie was actually in cinemas in my country, and there was a discount one day so the tickets were about $2 so I went to see it. Around 15 people in the room, everyone laughing and groaning throughout the movie, and after the last scene a guy from the back goes "what. the fuck" and we all just look at each other like 'no one shall ever speak of this again.'

[@franny7997]

AHAHAHAHAH sounds funny

[@cnr0118]

That's amazing 🤣🤣

[@chouamatada2]

lmfaoooo

[@jaeminscoffee7299]

What country?

[@liurabaum8746]

ajahahahahajajjahaha

[@Annejali]

11:11 😂 “okay Dwight”

[@mac_ni_ghairadh]

20:05 Love that there is actually a Fallen tv series coming out next year. Maybe they really did exchange DMs with the author

[@mercyxmutual]

The green screen has really upped the comedic quality here Dylan. What an investment

[@FoxFelineProductions]

He is in fact a rich Hollywood man

[@mimicatmoon]

What are you talking about he just teleports

[@michi93chan]

Didnt like it.. prefer the circle

[@iciajay6891]

I'm here for it.

[@ALLLYYYYY1337]

Michaela Mizan i preferred the circle as well!!

[@inessa8332]

dylan: *spits beer inside bottle* also dylan: *proceeds to drink his regurgitated beer*

[@_Coe]

I was here looking for this comment 😂🙅🏽‍♀️

[@catnumber6967]

Two days ago I saw a clip from Slaughtered Vomit Dolls so this couldn’t hurt me ✌️

[@UnCreativeBeliever]

@@catnumber6967 Hello fellow May fan lol

[@krissybee123]

Also complains about how bad it tastes 😂

[@catnumber6967]

Bethany N YO :D

[@luluwest139]

You’ve unlocked memories from my middle school days… I definitely read these books and completely forgot about all of them

[@AussieMama2]

Just found your channel and I’m loving it! I’m literally finishing this episode and going off to reread fallen, divergent and ballad of snakes and songbirds lol

[@christiennerydlewski7529]

“Beer and a movie where I watch a beer and drink a movie” Why is no one talking about this😂

[@imgowrinair]

Ikr 😂😂

[@zm1197]

It kinda reminded me of Kennie JD thing she says but I don't really watch her so I don't remember what it is

[@char5108]

@@zm1197 bad movies and a beat?

[@zm1197]

char is present yeah that’s what it was

[@volkova6209]

i genuinely didn't notice..

[@kikigopie419]

Everyone: _assumes Luce is short for Lucy_ Luce: _is named Lucinda_ *it was a misdirect!*

[@xbadtzmarux]

ahah i thought it was short for Lucifer

[@savibhinder2393]

MINNIE XxX same lmao I’m too obsessed with lucifer the show lets be real my mind goes to lucifer for everything

[@marina7119]

@@xbadtzmarux you're not wrong lol, at like 13 I read the books (yeah I know) and I recall it was said that her name resembles Lucifer because they were in love and connected or something like that, and so both their names have the same origin (from the latin word "lucem")

[@amandacash6909]

Luci

[@monkimallow]

I watched this and was into it enough to listen to one and a half books on KZbin. But basically she used to be the devil's wife and left him for the blonde angel dude. And she is cursed to die shortly after meeting him in every life but in this one she wasn't baptised..

[@RIPmichael22]

8:37 wow I felt that beer go down 😆

[@amazingaj3895]

Fun fact: In the pool scene, the stroke that the male is doing is called butterfly or fly for short. So i guess you could say that he flew away.

[@denisenewton5107]

The water from behind looks like wings too. So yeah total agreement. He "flew" away

[@dracocrusher]

God, that's totally their intention, isn't it? There's probably an entire paragraph in the book about how the water looks like wings as he 'glides through the water' or something.

[@we.genuinely.think2882]

@@dracocrusher it's been a while since I read the book, but if I remember correctly, yes there is a scene like that 😂

[@Vexin980]

@@we.genuinely.think2882 Do you really think you'd even need to read it to know it's in there?

[@simplebeauty120]

Thank you for that.

[@dimxlights380]

I just realized that most books are basically just published Wattpads

[@euphoricmaya]

That’s because most Wattpads are HEAVILY inspired by these kinds of books

[@peese508]

Some Wattpads actually get published into real books

[@roisinnigcrainn7722]

@@peese508 **50 shades was a Twilight fanfic**

[@mikronanana]

Some Wattpad books are really good tho. There's obviously a lot more books in Wattpad that are just straight trash but I've read some good books in the site as well.

[@Sthuthukile]

The book was actually a lot better, this is a poor adaption.

[@atinymoonizen]

I always come back to this video because it's so hilarious and this book series seems wild😭

[@MsSaby97]

Omg I remember reading the whole series! There was a talk about the movie for YEARS but it never got released so i thought I just imagined it. Fallen and Hush hush were soooo bad, but they were the only English books my library had...

[@brattygoblin125]

I LOVED Hush Hush, how dare u insult Patch and….I forgot her name. 💀

[@lastquarter3992]

@@brattygoblin125 Nora, my favourite bland bitch lmao. I'll defend Hush Hush to my grave and beyond.

[@sarahjean789]

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE his regular movie commentaries. But this style is E V E R Y T H I N G

[@cozyreaderspack3975]

Agreed😂

[@LisaKokx]

Me, accidentally skipping over the first part of the title: "oh haha this is going to be stupid let's laugh" Me, after the realization: *anxiously looks at all four of the fallen books on my shelf next to all four of the twilight books* Let's just say that 14 year old me thouroughly enjoyed reading the books under the summer sun, and 17 year old me was exceptionally disappointed by the movie.

[@starfire9511]

I still have all 3 series on my shelves. That includes all the main mortal instreaments.. :)

[@Smandythk]

Omg me too all three series 🥺😅👏🏼

[@KriksisB]

such a mood like the books were pretty good but the movie was awful

[@-aeshe-4951]

omg i cant wait to read fallen, i know ill fall in love with Mr. I Care!

[@LisaKokx]

Star Fire The Mortal Instruments is actually my favourite book series! I love the other series taking place in the shadow world as well.

[@ThatTransGuy28]

I first read this series when I was in 7th grade, and I loved it. I've genuinely read the first book four times. For some reason, it's been so difficult to find the movie. Before I read the books, I found the movie on a free streaming service, but could never find the DVD anywhere. Randomly, I found it at a Dollar General, didn't get it, never saw it again, until a few weeks ago at a different Dollar General, lol

[@slytherin1481]

Not only have I read the books (including the extra ‘fallen in love’) , I have a tattoo relating to it😅 When I tell you the movie cut out every good scene in the books and over 2/3 of the characters and changed major personality points for the main characters… It was like the writers read a sparknote, and than wrote the script off memory a week later, and than got almost no budget

[@BarelyTsunami]

Dylan: *doesnt mention rent price again and now has a green screen setup* Me: He’s movin on up in the world

[@ayaha5357]

He mentioned the green screen set up in another video but I was sad he didn’t mention the rent price again :(

[@skarletcharity]

He has the budget for BEER now.

[@frank7230]

he rich RICH now if he can afford beer

[@jamiediorio4198]

*Havin’ real fun with that green screen aren’t you, Dylan*

[@user-oi2ef1fc9o]

Green screen? what green screen?

[@bellasylvester6217]

Don’t they all? We will never be able to go back

[@lpaige3705]

i love the music dylan puts in the background, it really sets the mood

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

Watching you struggle over sipping warm beer was great, thanks man (I mean this with all the best intentions, you gave me a decent laugh from this) 😁

[@MT-lk7qt]

Man, this Bible fanfiction is really weird.

[@annagoldie6941]

OMG hahahaha

[@BELLA-mf6hb]

That's exactly what this is!

[@shioriroy8385]

The accuracy omg 😂

[@michaoz1002]

Agreed, weirdest of them all...

[@FeuerblutRM]

Technically it's like 50 shades, a fanfiction on a fanfiction, because the Bible is also just a fanfiction.

[@amelia-by2yv]

When Dylan said she was called Luce, why did my first thought go to “oh.. so short for lucifer, then?” ..... no.

[@nathaliaarcos1852]

That would’ve made for a much more entertaining story

[@oliviaroy3078]

Plot twist

[@kiararobins3806]

Well she did date lucifer in her past life

[@daughterofmann]

yesss i did

[@insanealien4856]

haha

[@lisawesley]

I read those books when i was around 16-17 and they still hold a special place in my heart. I reaaallly love those books, the story, the characters. Although i never heard they made a movie out of them until Dylan made a video about it so thats gonna be interesting (havent seen the full video yet but wanted to comment this)

[@tenebrae8497]

I love Fallen, read all the books, waited years for the movie and never felt more disappointed by a movie in my entire life.

[@dramaticdaydreamer033]

Why does this sound like a Wattpad story that I may or may not have read...

[@caseylee1245]

It pretty much is😂

[@goaway5378]

as long as it isn't My Immortal I'm fine with reading it

[@mariahasan7339]

This feels like all the books on wattpad in the supernatural #

[@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587]

lol

[@haileykoval4461]

actually fun fact someone on wattpad illegally copied the entirety of the first book onto the site and that’s where i read fallen for the first time, so there’s a real chance you might have read it

[@fandomencounter1672]

Why does every single book have “#1 New York Times best selling” the book could be trash but they still be putting that tag on

[@Sophie47194]

Fun fact you can get that title by buying enough books yourself, and you usually get a return on the investment because having that status makes more people buy the book

[@molcatz9634]

Because the books that are on the New York times best seller list are almost always trash. People are stupid and will buy a book without even reading the description, just because someone like oprah or the NY times tells them to.

[@haliee]

ikr

[@Unknown-qj9sm]

THere are a lot of New York times best sellers, but if a book doesn’t have it you know it’s probably awful

[@fandomencounter1672]

@@Unknown-qj9sm that's a good way to put it

[@nicoleneleroux894]

"Who's blandness is so intense that it attracts mythological creatures" 🤣🤣

[@tara1165]

I've read all the books, they also have fallen in love on ebook, and Unforgiven which is Cam's story. Loved the series and would love to see a full movie

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan: shows a picture of god Me: thinking it would be something historical Dylan: Morgan Freeman Me: yea okay

[@abaddon_1893]

😂😂😂

[@kendelle4216]

Why is there fog everywhere for literally no reason. Like why was there fog in the pool 💀

[@gardensongg]

i was gonna say because the pool water was hot but it's a POOL not a HOT TUB. i'm the dumbest creature on earth.

[@notstraightkids8013]

i think it was steam 😂

[@MaggiePie27]

Probably a heated pool.

[@kendelle4216]

GirlMeetsWorlder feat.Lucaya It can’t be because steam rises and then dissipates into the air. This fog was just settled over the pool

[@atticusfinch7543]

@@kendelle4216 i guess they wanted to make it like steam but didn't do it correctly apparently

[@sean5558]

I had no idea they gave this genre the twilight treatment , In the early 2000s I was fascinated with angelic lore with fallen angels and angel wars after seeing the Prophecy with Christopher Walken as the fallen angel Gabriel and it was still kind of small niche back then then and supernatural took it and expanded it

[@CW86149]

I never heard of this series until your video caught my eye when I was scrolling for something to watch on youtube.

[@Gurvinder3]

Dylan has given up on his old movie watching style ... he's now decided to insert him in the movie

[@andreal6924]

“I couldn’t find a reader who read this book” *me in the background trying to hide the embarrassment of having read these books*

[@ashleyresendiz8911]

Does the books get better and what even is the plot ??😂😂

[@SB-wv9ec]

@@ashleyresendiz8911 i red the first book and i forgot that i red it until the plot sounded familiar lol what a waste of time

[@matheusreidopedaco]

@@ashleyresendiz8911 it's better, but it ain't good too tho lmao

[@breespahr]

Saaame. I shamefully own all 4 😂

[@ashleyresendiz8911]

I lowkey wanna read bc I’m curious but I don’t want to waste my money on that😂

[@foodforever1520]

2 years laters and I’m still mad Dylan didn’t say “he traded in the lollipop for some lip lock”

[@misslovett9252]

Well I read the whole saga as a teen and I really liked it. The final battle was very poorly written but it brought something different and it was a bit goth when dark things were really popular. I see your point and the film is absolutely terrible but to me the books weren’t that bad. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@candidesque6470]

"and the amount of angel books that came out around this time..." *at least 20 cassandra clare books on screen...* 😂😅

[@BiehahNabihah]

Well TMI has mostly 'angelic' title books 😂 he probably just search angel kahsjsus

[@user-di8xi1jx7m]

tessa’s necklace is quaking

[@candidesque6470]

Sophia Gu the infernal devices is the best series of the bunch, don’t @ me 😂😂

[@candidesque6470]

Deq'Ah Bieha well they are also kinda twilight-ish. usually a girl attracts downworlders and nephilim and needs to choose between love interests...😂 so it’s fair they show up 😅

[@user-di8xi1jx7m]

candidesque ik the infernal devices is amazing especially clockwork princess 😅

[@shrutisrinivasan673]

Dylan: Thinks the warm beer is disgusting Also Dylan: KEEPS DRINKING THE BEER

[@chatshired]

hello fellow shruti!! sadly this is just how people like us act....we try to like beer even if our body hates it

[@d.o.m.i.]

he really wanted to make the pun of drinking corona worth it

[@niamh_h]

Had a quick snoop around whilst watching. And whilst it is true that there was probably not much talks of a TV show when this was made, there is actually one in production at the moment. It's being produced by Globoplay, a Brazilian based streaming service, and its supposed to begin streaming in 2023. Sarah Niles, from Ted Lasso, and Alexander Siddig, from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, are both gonna be in it. It'll be interesting to see how all that goes

[@gabyb5870]

I actually loved these books when they came out. They’re my favorite books series I highly recommend them. That said when I heard they were making a movie I avoided it like the plague and this is why. Movies can seriously ruin a book.

[@saraofisla]

*Dylan: "the book has 475,145 ratings on Goodreads, that's more than Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone + Fifty Shades of Grey COMBINED"* *also Dylan: "now what I said is not true in the slightest BUT-"* i love this mans humor

[@genpaquette8197]

yeah when I heard that I was like.: umm I don't think so sis

[@blackfulminata9663]

he had me there lol

[@cozyreaderspack3975]

Yes, I live for this humor and this whole new green screen(?) it’s kind of fun really😂

[@Hailey-xu1vc]

Dylan : “For reference, Fallen has more reviews than Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and Fifty Shades of Grey...both of those combined” Me : whaaattt..there’s no way..really...🤔...Dylan wouldn’t lie to me right... Dylan : “Now, while what I just said is not true in the slightest-“ Me : IT WAS A MISDIRECT 😱

[@RayWolver]

a logical ruse i would say OuO

[@brittanywallace2723]

NomNom Nom I’ll ooo yeah oI’m

[@heather._.]

I thought it was Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone

[@deepdishequalspizza]

heather lennon both titles are used

[@vanillamarshmallow]

He had me in the first half ngl I totally believed him lol

[@Kitty-we6il]

i remember reading fallen i was so obsessed with books like it when i was younger

[@hellengomez7359]

The funny thing is I read ALL of these books 🤣 but because I was on a roll with the YA Novels after finishing reading Hush Hush and Existence.