Family Gathering | Rotgoons Episode 13 | A Pathfinder 2E Adventure!

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• ‪@ZoranTheBear‬ The Game Master:
/ zoranthebear
• ‪@Kabhaal‬ as Tellem the Magus:
/ kabhaalvt
• ‪@FroggyLoch‬ as Beetle the Investigator:
/ froggyloch
• SaltyJub as Heart the Monk:
/ saltyjub
• ‪@PartyDemoness‬ as Gray the Ranger:
/ partydemoness
OTHER CREDITS
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Thumbnail Art: @Pica_Tea
Music from: tabletopaudio.... & tabletoprpgmusic
Intro Music by artist: MeganMcDuffee (Song - "Beckoning" all music rights bought and paid for)
Outro Music: (Artic Attack) / tabletoprpgmusic
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[@slb797]

So we now know that Tellem, as a ghost, died not because he was eaten to death by magical creatures, but because he was desperately trying to hold back all the Nat 1s this group generates. Sadly, a lot cause

[@garlicbread529]

Beetle's Family: -Antsty Dancy (Mother) -Scarabul Firefly -Centipuff Ladybug -Crickety Wriggler -Flea Footy -Rug Rin (?) -Moth Dusty -Pillbug -Ropshi (?) -Junebug -Butterfree -Doodlebug -Snorin the Kobold -Peeter Patter -Snail Shell -Whirlygig Turnity (?) -Salty Grub -Kabhug -Minerval -Pupa Is that it? Did I get them all?

[@spritemon98]

I thought there were 20 sisters?

[@garlicbread529]

@@spritemon98 I think there is. I don't know which sister got left out in my list. I hope Froggy gives us a list soon.

[@freelancerthe2561]

I know I"m super late with this.... But Pupa... Shelldon (not that one) reference. I love this. (Look up Garfield and Friends, Booker and Shelldon)

[@megamangos7408]

Tellem from beyond the grave, "STOP. TALKING. TO. THE. COPS!!!"

[@WASDLeftClick]

Both Heart and Beetle just volunteered information like they were getting paid by the word count.

[@notaninquisitor7274]

Ya, instead of answering the questions they kept bringing up new topics.

[@Blood_M4ster]

And RNGesus said: "Let there be chaos !" and chaos was. And RNGesus saw that chaos was good. Geez that fight was tense, when the dice doesn't want to cooperate it really doesn't.

[@barrybend7189]

Let's get Baldric to temporarily join the Goons for an adventure in Outset before the rest join in.

[@Eckef]

Beetle will give him a heart attack

[@gothpunkboy89]

@@Eckef A coring charge will definitely be involved some how.

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Now it'll be the Goons' turn to invade Baldric's house!

[@rhodes3983]

I hope that Baldric meets Hollick. Just image the warcrimes those two could cook up...

[@barrybend7189]

@@lordscrubugus9897 no it's the fact Lorn bought Baldric 's place and Beetle's family now made the neighborhood a very nice location.

[@galactakid7064]

The thumbnail just makes me think of Vaali saying "I can take 20 guys" vs Heart saying "I can take on 20 guys"

[@Zakvadr1995]

Grey doing that Gnoll cackling like a hyena as she kills that bastard is so satisfying!

[@dragonllig790]

Wait I just realized something If the taffy puller turns out to be pi-brain I will scream

[@WASDLeftClick]

Because he’s from an ocean world and therefore likely has an ancient Lemurian recipe for saltwater taffy?

[@Dethmon]

@@WASDLeftClick Damn that's a /stretch/...

[@bionicdragon5]

@@Dethmon If you're going for italics, use underscores instead of slashes. Also, the ... needs to be within the underscores, or it won't work.

[@bionicdragon5]

I wouldn't be surprised if Vaali turns out to be related to Zedek.

[@soulhunter6438]

Or maybe it's Our other murder on board the debtcollector Ltn Ransom of the tyrants guild.

[@existencepending6521]

How long did it take to load in and name *every* Beetle sister? Hilarious amount of dedication there

[@sctumminello]

Polite reminder that a revenge of the doge gnoll clan against diamondhands would be a super fun sub-plot.

[@shmee123ful]

Street quakes: grey: earth quake? Heart: battle formations ? Beatles: worse my family The hord of koblods squeeze through the door

[@Holydragonblade]

For lore reference: Beetle currently has 23 sisters

[@saphirone8030]

I miss Tellem. It's really when the player is absent that I realize how much I miss them.

[@spritemon98]

The revolution shall defeat his capitalism

[@dragonllig790]

13 Bear:he will kill them all Nat 20 Bear:he will kill them all LOL that was awesome

[@liamerolduffy7738]

Unfair dm that slowly turns into an asshole over the years after gw canceled his show.

[@owari8064]

I love that "Oh!" When Thelma said "known terrorist" despite knowing Out of character roleplaying genuine surprise in character instantly, really sells the emersion.

[@Tygragdas]

The bit with Beetle's sisters feel like the anchovies bit in Spongebob.

[@spritemon98]

The dm should not be able to reroll nat one's while the players cant. The dm should do complications on nat 1's as well to make it more fair

[@Historyfrek4ever]

How is Beetle’s back up armada cute, hilarious and wholesome at the same time.

[@dragonllig790]

Of course you posted this on Mother’s Day

[@spritemon98]

I just now realized the guy with the backpack could have been down there for decades without realizing

[@firockfinion3326]

It looks like we're headed for some kind of crossover, and I'm excited for it!

[@lumberluc]

So many truth bombs being dropped here. I mean, Beetle coming from a Mafia family? That's something. Next, Holic is a professional hitman? I thought he was being a scary man

[@legionaireb]

We need a Rotgrind supplement that is just an in-depth biography of every member of Beetle's family.

[@gumbo821]

Kobold families being much like a pack of piranhas makes sense.

[@xandermagne2141]

Man Beetle is like the anti-Task from Unexpectables

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Man, I hadn't thought about it but she really is. Task: Stoic, precise, a kobold of few words, has little to no biological family left anymore, and is crack shot with a bow. Beetle: Loud, all over the place, social gadfly, has more family than they can keep track of, and misses half the shots they take. Love 'em both though. Just for different reasons

[@gothpunkboy89]

Starting to think Beetle is actually working as a mole for the tyrant's guild. Can't wait for season 1's ending were Beetle has his redemption moment. When he rebels against the guild he is clearly working for to side with the rest of the party.

[@spritemon98]

Zoran keeps threatening beetles backups

[@BlackShadow1991]

Hilarious and tense, I forgot how perfect of a mix this campaign is. Fantastic effort by everyone. And even if not really needed, for the algorithm! 👍

[@LittleGoldRose]

If this becomes a Giant episode where we get Everyone on an adventure together that would be Epic! I’m so looking forward to the next episodes! Whatever happens it’s gonna be fun and I can’t wait. 🤩

[@spritemon98]

Would zoran and Thurston be co dm's?

[@LittleGoldRose]

@@spritemon98 That’s a good question actually 🤔. I’m actually curious to see how that’d play out.😃

[@Blazuchan]

Man, cant wait to see Baldric in the next episode, its gonna be exciting.

[@jtlego1]

I can't believe Gray gave Sharterrie the ol Mileena Special.

[@spritemon98]

I'm genuinely surprised that they didn't use any narrative Declarations during the cop investigator

[@fridge.2785]

YOOOO BALDRIC!!!! LETS GET THE WHOLE GANG HERE!!!

[@Jensenlolman]

Oh my god yes! Baldric! With the goons! YEEEEEES!!!

[@WASDLeftClick]

Hah Shartiere because he’s the opposite of everything Solaire is.

[@shadowboy1341]

Man, this group has alot of 1 and 20 it is insane 😂😂😂

[@carnoth9864]

If the players can’t reroll natural 1’s, then the GM should not be able to either. Especially since the bad guys don’t complicate.

[@NarrativeDeclaration]

We keep it the way we do to help balance the audiences contributions. Learned from our warhams campaign.

[@spritemon98]

​@@NarrativeDeclaration the dm shouldn't reroll on nat 1's either

[@amanwithnoname-ds6ep]

​@@NarrativeDeclarationweak argumemt man, weak argument.

[@MrPlainsflyer]

A flood of bolds

[@Voice_of_p]

Remeber the Movie dr. Goonies? Really loved the part where he screams :" Its Goonie Time!!!"

[@Audiotrocious]

1:31:54 Gray’s model seems to have a seizure 😂 Full version of the “Fucked Up” song when?

[@acidnine3692]

I love the show, but fucking hate the complications in combat

[@zoushaomenohu]

"GLORIA FORTIS VENATRIX! THE GUILD ARE CLOSING IN! ADVERSOR ET ADMORSUS! THE GNOLL AGAINST THE TYRANT!"

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Think of them, even in these trying times...

[@theriveracis5172]

Tellem used to tell everyone not to talk to lawmen...

[@Wanderingsage7]

Sharty is either that arrogant, or just has no self preservation instincts.

[@theoragiochi9050]

The Party: WE CAN'T SELL! TALLEM KNEW HOW TO DO IT! *Heart at **2:02:00** start one of the best sales speech in Narrative Declaration*

[@mahirislam207]

The goons are more unlucky the grind.

[@spritemon98]

But they still haven't died

[@freddyransel4030]

Hope you got the note pad off the body before you plant the body because it probably have information like your name 🙂

[@PsychRN84]

Time to goooooon!

[@misterrgutcheck4862]

We're in some real Gooner hours

[@RiotKurhein]

Is there an art of Heart in his giant form?

[@legionaireb]

OMFG, 'Sparklers' IS trademarked!!!

[@PsychRN84]

1:35:35....shave and a hair cut.....

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Let's get goony

[@GreatLyzander]

What does it say in 1 frame around 1:42:31 ? I cant pause it quick enugh

[@cliffnpaige2009]

ROOOOOOOOTGOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAWAWAWAAAAAAGH!!

[@MrPlainsflyer]

Rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!$$$

[@guxtse]

Bookmark 59:39

[@zekenkurolyon]

First one to the gooning

[@EggieBoi1284]

Zoran shouldnt be able to reroll nat 1s if the players cant. Also i think any npc that rolls a nat 1, no matter how insignificant the npc, should get complications, because that would create so many hilarious situations

[@KageRyuu6]

Yeah Zoran, what happened to Not Rerolling Nat 1s?