Family Guy - Best drunk Scene

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[@iDucey]

Calling Quagmire "-Quicktime" made me laugh so hard I can't believe it

[@deltoid77-nick]

I don't get it. Help

[@snc_of_pa1n545]

@@deltoid77-nick He‘s so drunk that he forgets Quagmires Name so he calls him Quicktime cause its similar to Quagmire

[@bl1tz533]

@@deltoid77-nick its cause when hes having a hard time remembering Quagmires name, and in the process of trying to remember, he thought of a nickname for Quagmire that would be funny. So he said that nickname, Quicktime.

[@thegreatafrican3367]

Or maybe because he's...quick in other departments

[@iHawke]

@@thegreatafrican3367 you're showing your age

[@gamegeekx]

You know how to make this scene even better? Watch this drunk, it's like you're Cleaveland sitting with them.

[@trippiehippie5262]

It's actually amazing this doesn't have more likes

[@Spingerex]

Lol

[@horrorking6409]

You fucking genius I’m having a pint now tbf 🤣 next time I’m drunk deffo watching this wanna feel I’m there too

[@thelegend3965]

I’m not Black. Do I have to be even more drunk to make it realistic?

[@Witless_Dragon]

Slide 2

[@thejaybird214]

No s'mine, s'private

[@idclolidk]

I'm gonna

[@rv3n175]

You do it better than Bonnie

[@chrisp5529]

thejaybird214 no dont ill s'plode

[@Tevincozart19]

Chris Patrick I'm gonna.

[@Ethanol-gi7pq]

thejaybird214 Joe: you do it better than Bonnie

[@522nibbles]

It takes a man to know what a man likes. lol oh deer.

[@RemixedVoice]

522nibbles There is some truth to that statement. Same goes for women

[@adrianb2232]

522nibbles why you gotta get deer involve in this

[@e2m514]

522nibbles men like women

[@whatevernevermind5960]

True especially if you’re a female porn star or straight female sex enthusiast

[@supersaiyanzero386]

*dear

[@ElvisLivesUpstairs]

I love how he references The Simpsons.

[@nate8930]

I lost my shit when peter said that xD

[@aubreypearson1311]

What are you talking about those all happened in falimy gyu amember? Hey amember when the simpsons came to quaho- *passes out from the alcohol*

[@gothfennec]

@@aubreypearson1311 falimy gyu? xD wut

[@DgardsGaming]

Peter: We act like we didn’t take a lot from the Simpsons, but we took a lot from the Simpsons.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@aubreypearson1311 go home you're dwumk.

[@Ethanol-gi7pq]

*Joe lights hair on fire* Peter: Joe, you're hair looks stupid! 😂

[@iknowivegotasmalldickbut715]

Ethanol 6565 your***

[@papyrusthecool8321]

*Your You’re means ‘you are’.

[@iknowivegotasmalldickbut715]

Papyrus The Cool He was probably drunk writing this comment...

[@kingofdeath9012]

joe ur hair looks stupid *splash*

[@kalebsamora3906]

At least he saved him from dying

[@massy1943]

that really is the best drunk scene ever

[@joenuts8623]

Especially joe

[@turtleguy420]

Other one is when quagmire finds out he married a stripper

[@skankhunt434]

@@turtleguy420 she was a prostitute and I love her I'm going to take her away from all of this

[@rram992]

@@joenuts8623 0:57 💀💀🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

[@Katclem77]

Is this the same episode where Peter and Joe drive drunk and switch cars

[@Argonwolfproject]

When he blew into the catheter I fucking lost my shit.

[@RB2331]

I agree ..and when he said the shit about Bart jumping the canyon ...I was gone ...haha

[@ianvilla7412]

Argonwolfproject lol don't I'll splode! lost my shit right there!

[@witherspore16]

"I'm gunna"

[@demonichorsemen9023]

Argonwolfproject I lost my shit when he said u do It better than Bonnie

[@hi_im_angelatrainor]

So did Joe.

[@dakotaflores56]

"You do it better than Bonnie"

[@phillsflychannel]

Lmao

[@Smurffitness]

MysteryShack Official is true.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

😏😏😏

[@bradburdine9406]

No hesitation on that response lol

[@allanjbara2382]

@@quiet_gal_ super gay

[@markteran5183]

"It takes a man to know what a man likes"😂😂😂

[@frozenfusion6072]

Mark Teran this is why gay/bi people exist.

[@jcmee91]

​​@@frozenfusion6072 actually this is false, a man only knows what he likes, not what other men like.

[@MrPizzaman65]

This is true sexually

[@ojsimp14]

"Why is label guy trying to punch me"

[@bigkingspeakerdwestemperor5068]

Punch you first label guy.

[@rv3n175]

*punches label guy*

[@Ethanol-gi7pq]

Zachary Chestnutt Not if I punch him first!

[@sarahgrace1391]

As I read that, he said it lol

[@punjabisoorme3289]

😂

[@willdavis7846]

Joe saying it’s private kills me every time.

[@stewarthuval9693]

Yess that shit funny

[@cammiller1]

No it’ll splode

[@Katclem77]

He does it better than Bonnie

[@Petermus_Prime]

​@@Katclem77it takes a man to know what a man likes

[@ETHAN-is3li]

You do it better than Bonnie

[@nerdsrul]

"Joe you, what...your hair looks stupid!" (LMFAO) I lost it in tears and almost died, give me crazy friends like Peter, Quagmire and Joe any day!

[@jaywilliams1908]

What about Cleveland?

[@Dopamine._.69]

Racist

[@Zacharywilliamz]

Sorry but Clevelands black so.... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DitieBun]

"what happens if I blow in this end" "don't I'll splode"

[@kyleroberts3814]

I'm gonna.....

[@leviackerman1015]

Maggie's first word Bart jumping in a canyon Mr Plow?!

[@elvicare35]

lol

[@burger9708]

The Simpsons lol

[@sheenahill9753]

Levi Ackerman yeah Bart simpson

[@DHAdArchivez]

You never saw any of the Simpsons episodes?

[@somalia4life882]

Lmao simpsons memorys

[@dianataylor1895]

Drunk Peter is always hilarious. "Amember when" lmao

[@Deandre07112]

😂😂😂😂

[@zacharisincennes8026]

Peter Griffin is always hilarious when he's drunk, but this scene has to be my favorite.

[@TheHispanicPrince]

"This Is - I Have A Thing About - This Is The Clam - I love it " ~ Peter

[@jimmytheechidna]

Joe: Uhhh Quagmire: I was gonna- that's exactly!

[@rich_v]

"amember, a-a-amember when QuickTime here passed out in this booth"??

[@Tevincozart19]

This booth, and we did stuff to him that you do to ladies, and we promise that we never tell you.

[@Epicwolf-je6tw]

Joe your hair looks stupid

[@demonichorsemen9023]

Tevin Cozart wha

[@imconno]

Richard Vue Haha, QuickTime.

[@DgardsGaming]

I am really concerned about what they did to him

[@a.b.c4069]

quicktime xD

[@MusicalMemeology]

0:56 is just perfection the way he whispers it “it’s private”.

[@what-mj3kw]

"Joe you.. wha.. your hair looks stupid" I can't hold my laugh in

[@StoppelHD720]

favourite family guy scene ever

[@aprilquinn92]

So we're all ignoring the fact that Joe just drank candle wax?

[@lunak1391]

don't think anyone was bothered when Homer lined his mouth with candle wax in the episode with the chili

[@yellowbearanimations]

His hAir looks stupid

[@gabrielagustinhomas]

Yeah - really HOT candle wax?

[@HarambaeXelonmuskfans]

Who cares

[@lolstalgic9602]

He's built different

[@JavidelValMusic]

"Bart jumping that canyon" 😭😭😭😭

[@tefilobraga]

All I can say is that it takes a deep knowledge of drunkenness to have come up with a scene like this. Very keen observation...

[@GoodMorningUSA1]

I was just gonna s... That's exactly.

[@toykanimo]

"Joe your hair looks stupid" KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME 😂

[@roysondsouza0309]

0:57 - "No it's mine, it's private" Joe Swanson said calmly

[@derekbos4404]

"Punch you first, Label Guy!" 😂

[@jDLucas89]

No iss mine iss private.

[@c0cksmak]

Hay wha happen if I blows in thiss hole heeya?

[@WeirdAl45231]

No don't I'll Splode...

[@c0cksmak]

Jonathan Maderos Im GUNNA *BLOWS hollow sounds*

[@WeirdAl45231]

c0cksmak you do it better than Bonnie

[@c0cksmak]

Jonathan Maderos ITtt takesh a man to know what a man likesh

[@PhantoMace2012]

at 0:35 it took me awhile to think "...wait im not watching the simpsons!"

[@DgardsGaming]

Peter: We act like we didn’t take a lot from The Simpsons but we took a lot from the Simpsons

[@RushitTahiri]

0:13 Did peter just call quagmire quitetime 😂😂😂

[@Kryptopex]

Rushid Tahiri Quicktime*

[@nmulae]

I certainly remember all the greatest moments of Peter’s life were spent right there in that booth. Maggie’s first word, Bart jumping that canyon, Mr. Plow. All the greatest moments of his life!! ;)

[@austinatwood3517]

"Quicktime" 😂

[@bigbaldhead5231]

Quicktime. 😂

[@trvpvngel]

the fact that Peter only put out the fire on Joe’s head because he thought his hair “looked stupid”😂😂🤣

[@zoedarling735]

My favorite part "your hair looks stupid".

[@debrahopkins5195]

Mine to

[@debrahopkins5195]

Joe yo yo y your hair looks stupid

[@xKitKit]

I'm watching this while perhaps at the same level of drunk right now and it almost feels like a normal conversation being had.

[@Sailorguardianluna]

I was curious what would happen of you watched this while drunk lmao

[@Calluma96]

If you were that level of drunk theres no way you would be able to type a coherent sentence

[@xKitKit]

@@Calluma96 I'm there again as I type this, just to say that you'd be pretty damn surprised, my friend. Maybe I take too much pride in my vices. is th' claam, iluv it .

[@parkerallen4711]

Joe: To the clam! Peter: Joe ya wha, your hair looks stupid.

[@AntonioWhite-ef4ue]

Peter (drunk): "All the greatest moments in my life had happened spending time in this booth...Maggie's first words, Bart jumping that canyon, Mr. Plow All the greatest moments in my life"😂

[@matthewanderson1916]

Lmfao “Quicktime here...”

[@sarmadkaif7335]

This moment is like a comfort clip I can keep watching every 6-7 months

[@2siccaudio]

“It takes a man to know what a man likes” lol

[@trufromthelou]

I felt this on so many levels when I'm drunk I double talk😭

[@The.Badger.]

“No don’t! I’ll splode!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnynepa2000]

1:08 “IT TAKES A MAN TO KNOW WHAT A MAN LIKES”

[@NobleConman]

"No it's mine, it's private." 😂😂 awe

[@mintikkuma]

I keep replaying 0:06 when Joe goes "uhhhh"😂😂😂

[@ImTOoNzzz]

😂😂😂he livin it up

[@traingame5536]

Maggie's first words Bart jumping that canyon mr.plow

[@CaesarNeptuneStudios]

I always come back to this clip to get my daily serotonin boost 😂

[@SargeScum]

I agree with the title. Best drunk scene of Family Guy!

[@golddragon1123]

This is one of my favorite scenes, so many jokes 🤣 😂

[@Justine7832]

Im drunk right now and its so fkn funny!

[@zacharymenking4566]

Ikr it's best drunk

[@live666evil1989]

Thomas Jerina that comment in of itself was funny af

[@thomasjerina4620]

Funny how times change

[@boomshadow8745]

0:24 The best part by far

[@chelsea3845]

Joe- Ahh! Quagmire- That's what I was gonna s- that's... exactly!

[@ShockhardWave]

Bart and Maggie was Mentioned

[@TheLead18]

Mr plow

[@natethan2204]

Yeah, I know. I watched the video too.

[@ImMagnetz]

TheLead18 - That's my name, that name again is Mr Plow!

[@obiwanfisher537]

ShockhardWave Didnt notice that his kids have different names lol

[@Justin-mo5rz]

I Didn't understand

[@parkerallen4711]

Quagmire: Why is... why is Label Guy trying to punch me? Punch you first Label Guy! 🤛😠

[@user-vx5zw7kv9z]

" it takes a man to know what a man likes " ... yeah it does

[@radiatedsheep]

Both this and the scene where peter and joe are drunk and switch cars are my favorite drunk scenes lmfao

[@mountainmew3835]

dOnT iLl sPlOde.

[@user-ck1nf2ht8b]

Mountain Mew Tears.

[@sacboithesackthing7757]

I’m gunna.

[@Mr._Lonely]

You do it better than Bonnie

[@PianoScenesMoviesandSeries]

"This is everything... about ... it's the clam, I love it."

[@gameninja-x1586]

Watch Quagmire when Peter blows into Joe's catheter.

[@aftermathsample305]

Lmfaoo I hadn't caught that at first 😆🤣

[@ultimatenigga2098]

“Your hair looks stupid “ made me laugh 😂

[@WesleyBlake77]

My favorite all-time scene from FG! 😂

[@aloksharma9093]

He described Simpsons episodes as "greatest moments" .. well when you are drunk you start talking the truth, Peter 😂

[@bmc8319]

What makes this funnier is I got a jack Daniel’s ad for this vid

[@Novistadors]

Peter: It takes a man to know what a man likes Me: Done! xD

[@vincentmichael7542]

“I was just gonna….exactly” quagmire’s line hits hard. I felt his drunkenness!

[@lloyd7183]

Hey at least they’re not drinking, Brian.

[@rram992]

0:24 The fact that he drank candle wax followed by his hair catching fire and saying “to the clam” makes me crack the fuck up for some reason😭😭🤚🏻🤚🏻💀💀

[@schindlerteejay94]

Maggie's first word, Bart jumping over da canyon, those things that Peter says were from the Simpsons! D'oh.

[@xGT40x]

+schindlerteejay94 no shit..................

[@schindlerteejay94]

+KV2 Homer messed up homers mind to peter's.

[@ste1384]

You should be a detective

[@EricTD1995]

schindlerteejay94 And Mr. Plow.

[@Renae5147]

When Peter started talking about the Simpsons I died 😂

[@Stubby1085]

To be fair Bart jumping the canyon and mister plow was a very good moments in family guy

[@burcubilen8227]

Does anyone know what episode this was?

[@WhattAreYouSaying]

18 persons don't amember anything.

[@ogmiki666]

Most accurate drunk scene ever

[@AmxDude1969]

I just realized how high I am after watching this!

[@mmr4882]

He got so drunk he transferred to a different universe lmao

[@AmazingGuy13]

Wouldn't throwing alcohol on the flame make it worse?

[@frankiecascioli6646]

Has a body ever noticed Quagmires hair when Peter blows in Joes catheter?

[@nick.h770]

Peter: Hey what happens if I blow in this end Joe: don’t I’ll splode Lmao 😂

[@PCMan8922]

"I'm Gonna." "You Do It Better Than Bonnie."

[@Pinklady25]

I googled "no don't do it I'll splode". I am so happy that brought me straight to What I was looking for. I think this is my favourite Family Guy scene ever.

[@Arutax]

0:35 wait a minute! that was from The Simpsons!

[@Infectedbybloo]

The Simpsons references xD

[@Cloudshide]

If nothing else Family Guy always had a knack for drunken dialogue/scenes.

[@FurbyFanPlotagonCrossoverMovie]

Every time I try to watch family guy clips, I get a Verizon ad

[@ddog2246]

How quagmire says exactly😂

[@arcticridge]

Quicktime LOL!

[@benberry792]

THIS... is the greatest Family Guy bit ever

[@iknowivegotasmalldickbut715]

*”Why is label guy trynna punch me? I’ll punch you first label guy!”*

[@backnforth8401]

Peter, you're being Homer. go home.

[@CultureShockWithSethMcKendry]

Mr Plow

[@bwdoggrooming4482]

This is one of my favorite scenes omg

[@bjhe333]

love this clip

[@Mandy-do3wg]

I’ve been drunk like this before lmao

[@user-cg9oi5ug4d]

better quote something from the clip for those who didn't just watch the clip so they know what is said in the clip 😵🔫

[@obiwanfisher537]

Tristram Credland They recite their favourite one.

[@moonywormtailpadfootandprongs]

Tristram Credland who knows? By doing that you might be helping someone who's hard of hearing

[@witherspore16]

no issmine sprivate

[@maizetheholographiccorn5641]

Tristram Credland wow i hope they come up with a name for people who whine about others quoting the clip 😤😤😤😤😒😒😒😒😒 i mean they came up with 'sjw' and that's pretty stupid.

[@WereAlreadyHere]

no dont do that ill splode

[@dillonkinder9296]

Peter and the guys are too hilarious when they’re wasted

[@navi_6621]

I can’t believe this video is 8 years old, I could have sworn this was from one of the newer episodes.

[@obiwanfisher537]

It takes a man to know what a man likes. 😂😂