Family Guy: Would you rather..

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[@zarc4d]

"So would I be a paralyzed hitler? Yeah" LOL

[@justanaccount6885]

Would i be a black hitler?

[@zarc4d]

@@justanaccount6885 like peter said,no,still a white hitler

[@romanbellic2178]

@@zarc4d will I be a hitler with big balls?

[@mjincorporation30]

@@zarc4d would I be a tall hitler?

[@zarc4d]

@@mjincorporation30 hitler had 1,75m,that's high enough,you are going to be hitler, not a basket player,no need for extra height

[@jacksullivan7209]

"Blue, but midwestern blue" always gets me

[@frankmiranda707]

"Its cold out there"

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

alex instead of living in a liberal state on the coast he’s living in a democratic state the middle of the country where it’s boring with bad weather

[@jacksullivan7209]

@@alexp86389 midwestern blue state’s like Illinois Wisconsin Minnesota etc are moderate-centrists compared to the blue states on the coasts that are typically more progressive

[@senister14]

@@jacksullivan7209 tell that to all the dead people in Chicago.

[@jeffreyali3644]

@@senister14 and everywhere else.... get off of that high horse

[@grrrrrrlful]

this sounds like a dialogue from a Quentin Tarantino movie .

[@caileanm2009]

Nah if this from a Tarantino movie the start of the clip would be joe questioning quagmire about hitler

[@ronhernandez8857]

that's how good the script writers from Family Guy are

[@user-co1gi7yd2r]

MyParisianLifeStyle kinda, realistic feel

[@megavidaeos]

It’s just missing female feet closeups.

[@Reglasm1]

This sounds like me and my cousins.. especially the “yyyyyes, NO!”

[@Queeze101]

*This is a pretty good "what if".*

[@fredrickthecatfish8801]

Ikr

[@mintikkuma]

"would you rather"*

[@AkaTipla]

Especially if you’re crippled lol

[@late8641]

Holy crap, this is the first time I've had the power to alter the number on a comment that has more than 1k likes. *No man should have this much power.*

[@yeeter7348]

What if and here's what would happen if you were Hitler

[@gortmo]

I really like this clip because it's like a genuine conversation between friends

[@godslasthope6021]

Yep.

[@ivangass7770]

That's true

[@unrealisticde6379]

Ikr it’s random conversations like these that really let u bond as friends

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

It reminds me of the conversations we had in class when the teacher left the room for a few minutes

[@unrealisticde6379]

@@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey FR

[@starscreamx7]

I'd like to think that this wasn't scripted in the recording booth

[@RyanMcIntyre]

Lots of voice artists live in totally different parts of the country from the rest of the cast with completely different schedules, it's unlikely they were all together at the same time. McFarland, like most great comedians, scrutinizes every word and would never leave anything to conversational chance. But it's a nice fantasy

[@barnaclejim3119]

@@RyanMcIntyre thank you joke police

[@mr.memento6964]

@@barnaclejim3119 He was just explaining what actually goes on behind the scenes, that doesn’t ruin the joke.

[@Darklion39]

well, considering seth mcfarlane voices 2/4 of these characters, i doubt it.

[@franciscos.2301]

@@RyanMcIntyre except the writing in Family Guy sucks balls almost always

[@BooN877]

The key to a good "would you rather" is the details. Questions are encouraged and the dungeon master should be ready to expand on the world.

[@WyWid]

It sounds like you play a lot of “would you rather”. For that exact reason I’m gonna start one. Would you rather be a Amish man or a regular woman?

[@glaze5317]

@@WyWid as a woman, do I live in a suburban area or more inner city?

[@WyWid]

@@glaze5317 you can live anywhere you please besides southern Alabama

[@ironmaster6496]

@@WyWid that's kind of an easy one though, how about instead of just a regular woman you either be an Amish or a woman from the 40s

[@WyWid]

@@ironmaster6496 as an Amish do I live in a northern state or the Deep South

[@chriswelcome8102]

"This one isn't very fun" The way he delivers this line kills me

[@NazriB]

Lies again? AMWF CAR Grab CDG

[@michaelgualtieri651]

0:35 Quagmire: "Am I allowed to alter the mustache?" Joe: "Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?!" Idk why but that's my favorite line lol

[@victoracosta4796]

You have to work with what you got. I understand Quagmire completely.

[@mircocapra4531]

Am i allowed to kill other hobos to increase my odds?

[@michaelgualtieri651]

@@mircocapra4531 "Kill anyone you like. Your a hobo."

[@silverblade357]

More pi

[@Wal363]

@@michaelgualtieri651 "Am I a walking hobo?"

[@robinvik1]

"How come I got to be paralyzed Hitler, but he get's to be white Hitler?!"

[@onurozbek2033]

If you got such a problem with it, just be the hobo.

[@sonzillamariocraft]

@@onurozbek2033 this one isn't very fun.

[@uptownxans]

@@sonzillamariocraft wait a minute where are we?

[@nematodes23]

*Que end of video*

[@isrealortiz2526]

Crippled

[@frankmiranda707]

Peter just loves to bring Joe down

[@nicholastaiariol2631]

As if he isn't low enough to the ground already

[@communistscotland5668]

@@nicholastaiariol2631 bro 😂

[@MattBnl2ih]

@@nicholastaiariol2631 you horrible person, take my like

[@mememe4188]

I mean it's not like Joe can stand up for himself anyways.

[@Seethenhagen]

Tbf he didn't go after Joe until Joe started to go after Quagmire for asking questions like Joe was.

[@constructionninja3999]

You watch one clip of Family Guy on here and suddenly KZbin decides to send you on a never ending cycle of clips in your recommendations. And of course I'm to weak to stop watching. It's been 2 years! Someone save me.

[@nicolasneal204]

Just search literally anything else and let the new cycle take you in

[@DMalek]

Search for : will it blend

[@hoagiesmokez]

im on day one... does it never end?

[@nicolasneal204]

@@DMalek thank you so much this is my new favorite thing

[@anisomniac5931]

@@DMalek *That is the question.*

[@Thrifty032781]

I get the feeling this is based on conversations in the writer's room.

[@MasonKLutz]

Pretty much. I had stuff like this with my brother when he and I were bored or on a road trip following our parents.

[@nasekiller]

yeah, no shit, thats what they are supposed to do in the writers room. make up dialogue for the show.

[@Thrifty032781]

@@nasekiller I don't see what any of this has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.

[@NotDuncan]

@@Thrifty032781 I don’t see what this thread has to do with Spider-Man

[@AmazingSpider-Man]

​@@nasekillerHe means casual conversations they have with each other and realizing said conversations could be in the show, instead of conversations intentionally thought fot the show.

[@LeMount115]

"This one isn't very fun." 😂

[@Cardlimits]

not fun because it's difficult and morale. you either have a place to live for 2 years until you're hated by the world or you're homeless with virtually zero chance for that to change"

[@MasonKLutz]

@@Cardlimits so pretty much what I hear is would you rather be empowered (and rich) with a place to stay but be hated and known to everyone or have no money and home and be forgotten by everyone with indifferent views.

[@ritam8767]

@@MasonKLutz hmm yes. Indeed a difficult choice, considering you only get 2 years to enjoy your power/influence.

[@MasonKLutz]

@@ritam8767 in that case, take away my house and make me a hobo.

[@fabiodude88]

Kills me every time

[@mcm4point2o]

0:28 definitely a Michigan/Detroit homeless joke

[@Ibelikemj]

I was thinking Chicago lol

[@Whytheads]

In michigan. Can confirm

[@commanderzavala9328]

As someone who was basically near-homeless in Minnesota, can confirm.

[@swampwaffle74]

“It’s cold out there”

[@thelionsmane3032]

Lot of abandoned houses in Detroit you could camp out in though

[@rambofan334]

"Would I be a black Hitler?" That aged very well.

[@ellisf4300]

@Ramadan Steve because you can identify as whatever gender you want.

[@ellisf4300]

@Ramadan Steve America

[@pedometer1643]

@Ramadan Steve ur very very sad are you getting builled honey?

[@katyungodly]

@Ramadan Steve maybe he means it aged well because there are legitimately black fascist and nazi groups that exist today.

[@haroldfromthebikinibottom7335]

@@pedometer1643 that wasn’t funny

[@AlenAlic]

“Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@capncook2006]

“Where are we?” Peter: Alright step into the shower boys.

[@lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387]

Omfg I'm dying laughing

[@KlaroNebulous]

DUDEEEEEEE

[@sanelemaziya2498]

Is this a Holocaust reference?

[@capncook2006]

@@sanelemaziya2498 It's a jojo reference

[@lordrwbyandnepwatcher1387]

@@capncook2006 no. This is patrick

[@michaelstarling6361]

I would rather have a 95% chance of being forever forgotten than a 100% chance of being forever vilified.

[@frjoethesecond]

Meh. Different strokes for different folks. And besides, the future is very long. I could see a group of Neo-Nazis setting up a colony on another world and creating a religion that worships Hitler.

[@atheneus]

You won't be vilified if you win the war, lol. Stop killing the Jews. Get out of Russia, build a large navy asap, stop bombing England randomly and send in the army instead, and get rid of America's nuke operation ASAP. That would basically make you win the war and make you a God for at least a thousand years. You would effectively replace Jesus himself as humanity's savior.

[@supermannnblablabla]

@@atheneus That wasn't part of the original question.

[@atheneus]

@@supermannnblablabla could you please clarify? Maybe I made a mistake

[@supermannnblablabla]

@@atheneus I mean in the video, Peter pretty much indicates that you won't be able to change anything. Basically everything that actually happen will happen.

[@RexusprimeIX]

I either die in 2 years or I am a hobo who has a 5% chance of being a millionaire. I like my odds!!

[@agenti4734]

Me and my gacha luck: I like those odds

[@tizianovalicenti8432]

Remember you can kill other hobos to increase your odds

[@zockerjhd9393]

But it is in a midwestern blue state.

[@EastsideRay]

@@zockerjhd9393 so Michigan?

[@conundrum60690]

5% is much higher than the standard public. Besides I'd still be me and can actually get a job.

[@kevinmurphy6129]

These would you rathers are actually some of my favorite parts of the show

[@internetexplorer9066]

Bro facts I just realized how many of these moments happen and I am in love now

[@shadowghost181998]

By April 1943, Hitler couldn't have won, but he could have made it so that he didn't lose, either, by not attacking at Kursk, and getting the hell out of Russia.

[@danny90099]

If you have problem with that be a hobo

[@EricLing64]

I would think had the Western front continued, the Pacific side would force the Japanese to surrender still and those troops would have been brought into Europe. How insane would an invasion of Germany by Pacific veterans have been?

[@janisl.6982]

So retreating from russia to let them mobilize an even greater counterattack? Even if they can hold back russia , fortifying the border and prevent dday, they'd still be attack after italy falls.

[@DavidKFZ]

csknives2140 someones a tad angry

[@antman1001000]

shadow ghost Well the US would still invent the Atomic Bomb and that would essentially force Germany into submission just like Japan so you're fucked either way.

[@mangelsimonpaniello2256]

"Wait how come Cleveland gets to be white Hitler but I have to be paralized Hitler" is a sentence you can only expect from this show

[@Animedingo]

I love how Peter has to think about the answer to Clevelands question

[@OvertheHedge06]

"Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?" I'm dead. Edit: How the fuck did this blow up so big?

[@SmashPortal]

So is Hitler. Are you Hitler?

[@sirmount2636]

There’s an episode where they reveal he had Japanese ancestors who fought in World War Two.

[@SallinKari]

Well he doesn't want to be a hobbo so he's trying to get more then two years. Makes sense to me.

[@Dianimations_]

gets me everytime

[@Dianimations_]

@@sirmount2636 no it was a prank, he pretended that he did

[@RemixedVoice]

"Would you rather" is the best when the scenarios are really specific like this lol

[@psyched4246]

Lib center return to monke

[@funz6491]

@@psyched4246 que

[@danield8528]

I love how Joe just straight up tells Glen to stop defending Hitler lmao

[@deviantgazer4626]

I really wish they did more scenes like this. The would you rather segments are honestly some of my favorites

[@Dragon-hn7gk]

I wonder if the 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy is a constant percentage that remains your entire life, or it's just like a random roll that happens when you first become the hobo. I'd choose the hobo regardless since at least then you can MAYBE get a stable life even without the inheritance, but I'm still curious.

[@Smagasins]

What if it's a 5% chance to be inherited by a rich guy but in the other 95% of the time you're a hobo Hitler who escaped after WW2

[@Szkarad156]

I'd say if you are not an addict it is possible to get out of homelessness if you are hardworking?

[@ykcl3971]

@@Szkarad156 if only it were that simple

[@Szkarad156]

@@ykcl3971 I said "possible" not "simple"

[@ykcl3971]

@@Szkarad156 yeah but even the word "possible" makes it seem easier than it actually is. theres so much that goes into it and so many factors you can't even control

[@fahrradmittelfranken8207]

historically spot on, April 1943 it was well beyond the point of no return.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Probably my favourite Family Guy scene. The dialogue is just so good.

[@fo-ef8qo]

"would I be a black Hitler?" "yyyyyyyes- no" killed me lmaooooo

[@gamingtoast7974]

"If you got such a problem with it Joe, just be the hobo" "This one isn't very fun" Lol

[@ma1ist]

Honestly this is like a hidden gem. Whoever wrote this in their staff nailed it.

[@yahyarajaee5883]

“Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?” It killed me that Glenn genuinely wanted to rule a country but as a good man.

[@masterwhopper414]

Or he just really doesn't want to be a hobo

[@fahrradmittelfranken8207]

Changing the moustache wouldn't have made Hitler good.

[@shinypokeAce]

0:53 I'M DYING! I hate how Peter is so mean to Joe for being disabled

[@brandonolivarez4158]

You got such a problem with it joe just be the hobo

[@jadynrib6275]

This one isn’t very fun.

[@arpitjoshi5611]

You can't do anything about it peter need to stand up for himself

[@ReeseGhost]

"No, you already screwed up big time" lmao

[@paulhansen8231]

LOL. Actually he screwed up by NOT killing them all.

[@mitchelljulius5875]

0:31 lmfao

[@zofiakuruc9979]

family guy is crazy funny

[@Redisdowntoearth]

It’s cold out there

[@within_a_doubt7421]

"Dude why do u keep tryin' to make Hitler work?"

[@cartmanandkyle]

0:35 This had me dead and Joe's response lol

[@skiingracer509]

"Blue, but Midwestern Blue." I fucking died being from the Midwest!

[@War-3764]

I wish Peter Quagmire Cleveland and Joe had more episodes together cause their chemistry is perfect and hilarious

[@peregrinus524]

These would you rathers are probably the best parts of the show because they're actually genuine feeling but also actually funny.

[@msofronidis]

"why are you trying to make Hitler work?" Gets me every time.

[@AceGarcia23]

“If you got such a problem with it Joe just be the hobo” kills me every time lol

[@herooftime1704]

The comedic timing of "...yyyesss. No." is just *perfect*

[@ijonkilledyou6062]

Ladies, this is the type of stuff guys talk about

[@kevinstapp328]

Men! We know how to be friends!

[@sannicfann3338]

I always love the moments with these four together

[@buuzzsawtouchedme194]

Joe: "wait... so your trying to tell me I'd also be a paralysed Hobo".

[@GenshinLover283]

Hitler*. Not hobo

[@TheTeaTVI]

cripple hitler

[@JustAnotherTom]

Everyone's ignoring the 5% chance of being inherited by a rich guy

[@CloneJFK]

It's highly unlikely and being a hobo is terrible

[@SoupSultan]

I love when Family Guy has these sort of realistic conversations. Like this is a convo I could see my friends and I having lol

[@toshom]

Honestly, this is one of my favorite Family Guy scenes from the past 10 years of episodes. I think conversation like this is underrated. Just their different views and personalities can make mundane conversation entertaining.

[@microbark9756]

This is 100% a conversation my friends and I would have at work.

[@adambrungardt1983]

Family Guy needs more of this type of humor

[@jcplays5831]

It’s like such a natural conversation and I love it

[@DreIsGoneFission]

This legend showed up, uploaded a single video, got 5 million views, refused to elaborate, and left

[@the_ZAMURAI]

This could be every episode and it would make the show that much better

[@janm5854]

this is way better than those repetitive scenes like the dead frog in the box or the beached whale, I hope they can make more of this kind

[@chrisarbour]

This is such a good question with follow up specifics lol. Like these are real "damn I gotta think on that one" questions lol

[@jjj6854]

Honestly I miss the "Would you rather" questions from this Era of family Guy. Sometimes they were just genuinely enjoyable to watch and I kinda wish Peter did some of them with the family

[@tonywhitburn]

Damn, Peter really seems like he thought this one through.

[@dun498]

"Dude why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?" There's a sentence I never thought I'd hear

[@mrgibbets34]

I love these kind of conversations on this show

[@Sly88Frye]

It's so awesome to see this uploaded because honestly I don't even remember which episode of Family Guy this was on, but I know I seen it

[@animedude8712]

It’s the episode they arrested.

[@thePVFnews]

"Would I be a black Hitler?" Always gets me 😂😭👌

[@frankmiranda707]

Quagmire: “this one isn't really fun” Me: No shit Quagmire!

[@urphakeandgey6308]

For some reason I really enjoy how candid this all feels. It's like if you actually asked the boys this question.

[@suyashjoshi8]

This was the most interesting Family Guy clip out of the last 50 I watched including shorts (and dirty jokes)

[@codingvio7383]

"Can I be a black Hitler?" 😂

[@marquiswilliams6251]

Yes.. no

[@pacifierjunkee6016]

Stupid conversations like this are probably my favorite comedic bits from Family Guy.

[@greggblade810]

I could watch this kind of conversation for an hour lol

[@ShadowAkatora]

0:59 - Quagmire reviews every Family Guy episode at the same time.

[@mikeoxmaul7527]

how dare you

[@samplexample]

@@mikeoxmaul7527 it took balls

[@ogun4921]

This is almost exactly how Would You Rather goes

[@traintrack3761]

I would love to play Would You Rather with the guys

[@iFeelGlee]

this is so much better than most modern family guy bits.

[@MerryRose__]

This is the first funny family guy clip I've seen in so long

[@brycewoodford7174]

I love how real this conversation sounds 😂

[@DgardsGaming]

according to twitter, black Hitler exist Peter. It's Kayne West 🤣

[@joemo]

definitely one of the best banter scenes ever

[@LB-py9ig]

I would love to see this conversation keep going.

[@lemoncardboard4877]

I can't stop laughing at the "wait, where are we?"

[@milesisterrible]

this is actually really good writing

[@BiigFigJ]

great writing and acting. makes me wanna watch family guy again

[@clown7666]

Sounds like an actual conversation between friends, shout out to the writers

[@fluffypinkpandas]

I think to really make things spicy, make the hobo a red state hobo, say cleavland can be black hitler, and that if joe was hitler he isnt paralyzed but if he chose hobo, he would be.

[@nonsensicalrants1703]

That really would make it more spicy. "Hobo in Florida or Texas where you can, within a year, be back on your feet with a house and a 6 figure job or Hitler being hunted down by his own followers. But you're still banging the shit out of that hot blonde." I'd go with the former. But its not fair for me to answer since I've been homeless in Florida.

[@BobHakan]

"Why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?" my question to /pol

[@buzzlightyearpfp7641]

god this is such a real conversation between friends

[@thomasparsons4871]

This was the first Family Guy bit that ever made me laugh.

[@crayzeegaming9726]

“Dude why do you keep trying to make Hitler work” 🤣🤣🤣

[@jestersraven408]

Quagmire really didn't want to become a Hobo

[@evanfinke6265]

I love conversations like these with the boys

[@feeble_goblin3764]

This scene got me motivated to write what ifs in my notes. when im ever at parties i bust em out

[@kittycat5972]

I enjoyed their conversation.

[@mitchellhughes5180]

I love that Peter and Cleveland aren't wearing seatbelts even though you can clearly see they have them.

[@overfoxed]

my favorite conversation ever

[@yaboiyoshio8622]

New favourite family guy bit

[@scottibrown3274]

“Dude, why do you keep trying to make Hitler work?” Best line ever 😂😆

[@acs7991]

I wish I had this sort of friendship

[@MSKS-jl2qk]

One of my favorite scenes.

[@aryaa7334]

This is the best scene ever in the entire series of tv shows im not going to lie