Family Guy | Best of Tom Tucker

[@LethalChicken77]

"He was playing halo, now he has a halo. Just kidding he was gay." Lmao

[@Hyraladen]

😂 that part had me weak

[@Goyanks28]

I laughed way too hard

[@briansmith5239]

🤣

[@justincronkright5025]

His hole WAS the Halo!

[@gavinpierce2647]

"A local boy dies after playing video games for 51 hours straight." So the maximum is 50 hours

[@Subject__]

iTzTimmy really is a god

[@goatlover6312]

Good to know.

[@HunterKiller762]

Longest I ever went was 48 hours of straight Skyrim. Maybe I played it too safe

[@OKTANE0]

His death was not in vein. Now we know the limit.

[@suspiciouslyspecific2981]

Nope 50 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds

[@michaldoruch2737]

It's a shame they got rid of Dianne, her and Tom had some of the funniest scenes together

[@michaldoruch2737]

@@takemyhand1988 Spoiler warning, obviously. TLDR at bottom. In the episode "and then there were fewer" (S09 E01 the family and a bunch of other secondary characters go to James Woods's mansion for a dinner party. The episode plays out like a murder mystery. James Woods and Muriel Goldman die over the course of the evening, along with characters introduced this episode; Jillian's new husband Derek, Quagmire's girlfriend Stephanie, and James Woods's new wife, who was revealed to be an intern that knew Diane, Priscilla. At the end of the episode, Lois works out it was Dianne who killed everyone. She reveals it was to get revenge on James Woods and frame Tom Tucker, and then goes to kill Lois at a cliff. Right before she does though, Dianne gets shot in the head and falls off the cliff. Big reveal: Stewie shot her from the roof of the mansion, saying "if anyone's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me". According to the commentary for the episode, the writers took a list of the characters and decided which ones were expendable. They wanted to take a few that wouldn't impact the show greatly, but that would matter; hence Muriel, Dianne and James. TLDR: in season 9 episode 1 'and then there were fewer', Stewie kills Dianne when she tries to kill Lois. The writers did this simply because she was expendable.

[@rwwilson21]

They really did. The scenes at 1:33 and 2:40 are hilarious.

[@deadmeatjb]

@@michaldoruch2737 you didn't need to write out the full explanation but you did and somebody is thankful for it, im thankful for the tldr

[@maxifam]

True

[@NyqWill95]

@@takemyhand1988 Dianne was a murderer and they killed her off

[@ba2.0T]

"Quite a situation we've got here Tom" "Quite a situation we've got here Tom indeed, Diane"

[@hagginsbakkwards]

I was hoping someone else liked that too😂😂

[@amaframe8059]

I love Tom Tucker because he always talks to people normally and not like an actual newsman, on and off the set. And he always tells you what's going on his his life. I don't know how to explain it sadly.

[@ytwhattup6128]

He's a very straight forward guy and I like that

[@amaframe8059]

@@ytwhattup6128 Me too

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

I get what you're saying. He's a normal person by family guy standards.

[@amaframe8059]

@@masterpopeyoda3290 Yeah that's how I mean it! Thanks for telling me I said it right.

[@poppedbubels2415]

Bruh he always talks like he's on the news

[@lizumlepcha7017]

'I don't care son, I just do not care'- Tom Tucker

[@samanthalake5011]

Said every parent at least 50 times in their head.🤣🤣

[@switzerland1394]

11:28 I like how the dude doesn't bother removing Tom Tucker's dinner and casually sits on it. Also, how he doesn't even question why Tom was eating in a bathroom in the first place.

[@gamersam3920]

When you got to go you got to go

[@Resi1ience]

1: He doesn't lift the seat 2: Why was the stall unlocked 3: Why didn't he leave once he saw it was occupied 4: Tom was apparently willing to eat it even after the dude was gonna take a dump on it

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

​@@gamersam3920"Where's He Going?"

[@schboove2668]

If I had a nickel for every time Tom Tucker played an iconic slasher movie villain, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@mygenderisyes5771]

I know about the halloween one but what's the other one? Edit: nevermind I saw it. It is quite weird that it happened twice but imagine if it was freddy Krueger still but also Jason voorhees lol

[@Foreverred97]

Why am I reading both these comments in a Tom Tucker voice?

[@brokos3339]

@@Foreverred97 you should be reading it the doofenshmirtz voice

[@Virttreks]

That happened in the same episode, Peter was trying to help Tom get more roles

[@DeletedchanneI827]

Doofensmirtz is that you

[@matthewmorgan3913]

1:55 "Once you go black, you go deaf." -Tom tucker

[@VXception]

Tom and Diane had the best clapbacks I’ve ever seen on a tv show😂I wish they kept her on “There’s a sight to get used to Diane, boys running away from you” “Tom you’re so deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents”

[@spidercaln7893]

He and Diane Simmons were way funnier as a team than him and Joyce Kinney.

[@CodyPoguel]

Absolutely.

[@bernardmontgomery2601]

“She’s gonna tell us all about the rain” that shit took me out 😂😂😂

[@user-fy9jl3ro6l]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevensiferd7104]

13:57 -- Considering Dianne's fate, are we sure her first husband blew his own brains out?

[@matt13r1]

Interesting

[@Snowball_Maltese]

9:42 I love how disgusted Tom is by that kid!

[@alexandriahunt6058]

I love the way he sways his hips 😹

[@brandchannelbackup9259]

Stake

[@raoul7677]

Man I love Tom Tucker so much!

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

I just love how he likes to have fun in his job

[@horrorfan1455]

we need to get you more subscribers Tom tucker is another one of my favorite characters

[@hsuuta8036]

“Omar North tower” I lost it 😂

[@priztucker]

@ 3:40 I swear this is the funniest clip on here😅🤣😂😭

[@cbalaxc]

You, sir, are 100% correct..arguably all clips

[@jayrizzle9226]

Tom Tucker is the one that should have had the spin-off show from family Guy.

[@CodyPoguel]

Along with Tricia Takanawa.

[@curseds0ldier]

3:22 I just saw an article stating that marijuana is now legal at the age of 18 in Germany, so this hits different.

[@Davidus053]

It’s not legal yet but the new government is mostly left-leaning and is in favor of legalizing Weed. Finally;)

[@copperbunnies9849]

I like how Meg has a crush on him. I find it funny how his voice is monotone like he doesn't put on another voice for reading the news and then day to day life

[@curtisroberts671]

Diane Simmons is bodied down when she is high

[@andrewmatlala6130]

3:42 PRICELESS!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@dilipbabu3866]

5:53 Got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@stevenwagner-rx7ew]

This just in: a tom tucker complamation on KZbin

[@tylerhaas5933]

11:28 has me howling 😭

[@Leopoldshark]

"We now go to Ollie Williams with the Compilation Summary Report." "NEWS JOKES!" "Thanks, Ollie."

[@TXLionHeart]

I'm leaving this here so that I can come back to it later when I need something to cheer me up: 5:05 🎎

[@eboooo]

My favorite is when they asked him if he missed cocaine

[@master_ninja_gear4574]

Gonna tell us all about the rain

[@feliciajenkins5041]

That shimmy in front of the mirror 😂🤣

[@Goyanks28]

3:43 that strut though 😂😂😂

[@nathalieduverna6963]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@milkgrapes6420]

I love "That's a good mustache question"

[@scizorbullet8185]

7:54 that face is so funny

[@topside1246]

"Omar Northtower" I'm fucking dead bruh 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@willisbyrd6168]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@Soul_Of_Revan]

“You will go first” 💀

[@bilalzubairy6889]

"Good evening i am micheal myers i have enormous psychological problems and i am going to take them out on you! " Had me rolling... 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@BBCTwoIdentFan101]

Can you do Peter as Rocky saying "Yo!" to people from "Tales of Former Sports Glory", please?

[@CutawayGuyX]

Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXfPq6Rql7CDnNU

[@CharlieONE111]

Hue hue hue hue

[@ChadKakashi]

2:50 words cannot describe how disappointed I am at the fact that they didn’t make the mustache behind him a swastika.

[@keithjacobson1640]

I love this. I'm spending way too much time watching FG clips.

[@everythingthrice]

I would watch a Tom Tucker spin-off

[@isobelmiller7464]

0:46 Imagine if Ollie heard that.

[@doctorelijah]

12:34 is probably the best sequence ever. Good Quahog, evening!

[@spockolenbrander256]

“Coming up Diane’s weight.”

[@picax8398]

10:41 might be the angriest ive seen a character in fg lol

[@zrc1611]

I really love tom tucker so much because he is a very funny newsman.

[@N0skGaming]

9:31 hits different these days

[@filmtheory783]

Coronacold isn't deadly and mask do not work so I dont know how it "hits different" unless you mean its on point with the stupidity of today's civilizations intellect like the joke worked at the time because it could never happen at the time but today its mocking how everyone is scared of everything and everything is racist like I dont know fucking syrup

[@matt13r1]

The reason I’m wearing this mask is because of the coronavirus pandemic which somehow still isn’t over. - Tom Tucker

[@juniorcee4792]

12:35 got me in tears

[@tylerhinkle2005]

9:05 that scene never gets old😂

[@dij8022]

It’s so relatable

[@jayramanuj6137]

8:46,a neat thing I just said😂😂😂my favorite

[@UnderAGlassMetropolis]

Gonna take her to Walt's Roast Beef.

[@briansmith5239]

'Something September 11thy' LOL!

[@metrolean1552]

Thank you for this.

[@AluminumFusion22]

The usage of the term "marital aid" is a cool detail, as news reporters use that term to adhere to broadcast standards. That's a detail I appreciate.

[@Chtsht23]

“Once you go black, you go deaf.” Lmfaoo bruh.

[@smileeface]

"He was playing 'Halo', and now he has a halo." "Just kidding, he was gay." 💀

[@Matty18795]

12:49 "well I guess beggers can be choosers" brilliant

[@themadcarver9509]

I've subscribed because of this.

[@djquinn4825]

Sucks that they killed off Diane. Not even just that her and Tom's banter is gone, but that they don't seem to want to do *anything* with her replacement Joyce as a character beyond just reading the news, not even really interjecting any personality into it. Like, unless they've done another since I last watched, she got the one episode where she hated Lois for bullying her when they were younger and that's it as far as being an actual character goes for her.

[@Trvllclinton]

“A local Yankees fan’s dream comes true when he’s diagnosed with Lou Gehrig’s disease” 💀😭🔥

[@darnitdizzle77]

Quite a situation we got here Tom. Quite a situation we got here Tom indeed Diane.

[@TriniR6rider_]

Love his sarcasm

[@bigboss2085]

“Coming up next, teleprompter guy puts the period in a weird. Place” 😂😂😂

[@Amygameing]

“We’re still on in Boston”

[@VenusHeadTrap2]

You cut out the best part when Peter catches him talking to himself in the mirror and he goes “get-get outta here!”

[@curseds0ldier]

Fun fact: The guy at 4:34 could see normal if he would live in Australia.

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

That's a really bad stereotype that's just as bad as Big Bong Theroy

[@kumardickshit1530]

​@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities bing bong chong therey

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

@@kumardickshit1530 U got it 👍 Einstein spins in his 🪦 with that atrocious sitcom

[@gamegeekx]

The fact that Tom Tucker was innocent all along in the murder mystery episode.

[@simalukic146]

4:11 LOL JK 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VoidJWKDDOUS]

JK indeed

[@brandongill2577]

“The guy who dyes my hair is on vacation and can't get a hold of him.”

[@CowboysNo1Fan]

3:44 Tom Tucker is the new Elsa

[@brandonmcgrew4367]

11:10 I’m drunk af and this shit had me dying for some reason

[@dforrest4503]

“Excuse me, I mustache another question.”

[@seattledripz6736]

My favorite family guy character

[@visionaryremodelsllc2901]

This was awesome!

[@yamsb9533]

Sick vid keep it up Could you do a “best of Santa Claus” compilation ?

[@CutawayGuyX]

Thanks! He's on my to-do list :)

[@darudek6016]

@@CutawayGuyX sus🤭

[@dylanthomas5951]

“Quite a situation we got here Tom, indeed Diane” made me laugh harder than it should’ve

[@wowzerslookatthat]

1:40 why is this so funny

[@dij8022]

she can’t hear a word I’m saying!

[@nicktaylor2657]

Go to hell Tom Tom: Already there

[@YesImJoeKing]

Tom: where is Diane Ollie? Ollie: she dead!

[@kennethnwebb]

1:36 well Tom's wife would just tell him go to hell

[@EmperorOfTheScrubs]

He sounds like Alastor from Hazbin Hotel

[@jonblankenship5908]

My favorite Tom Tucker line was "if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer."

[@Wecameformoore]

Yoo that Moroccan bit caught me off guard so bad 🤣

[@debgib007]

Tom Tucker is cool.

[@mathewmitchell5566]

“He was playing Halo, now he has a halo”

[@GoneFishingAway]

Just kidding he was gay.

[@brokenbandanna2651]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@JC-hi8fk]

I love how one of Tom Tucker’s defining character traits is that he has a moustache.

[@laszlokaestner5766]

12:34 That must have been REALLY difficult to record for Seth.

[@notundershade]

That was hilarious

[@conspicuousventure]

2:02 Gross Ooga Booga food 💀💀💀

[@musicstan6362]

Gonna tell us about the rain🏯🤣🤣

[@HylianHero09]

7:23 I'm dead lol

[@carlosn9623]

I love Diane Simmons she Beautiful and Attractive and She has an Amazing Voice.

[@ashtonkutcher7041]

10:46 “Found it.”

[@JacobKinsley]

Elon musk trying to get an erection

[@brodyboes8575]

14:00 Tom Tucker would have probably asked Diane Simmons what's wrong when she cried. But I know he already asked her a question that made her cry.

[@BryanKalloo]

Should've put: "Is it Neil? I been calling him Ned all week" 😂

[@FunBox.]

12:14 was this dude playing Crash Nitro Kart?!

[@sadaomao7425]

"Omar Northtower" 😂😂😂

[@ritalinkidsonritalin]

Something "Septembereleventhy"

[@lars1168]

@@ritalinkidsonritalin I bet he could spell boxcutter

[@dalilabelle524]

"I don't care son, I just do not care"

[@Vikn01]

"Not sure where that quote is from..." 😂

[@THO-BRO2000]

4:10 "JK indeed"

[@trankster]

7:57 fucking killed me

[@jackfreeman1776]

12:03 No one would be surprised at all if the city of Detroit really has given up in the real world.