Family Guy | Best of Tom Tucker

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[@LethalChicken77]

"He was playing halo, now he has a halo. Just kidding he was gay." Lmao

[@Hyraladen]

😂 that part had me weak

[@Goyanks28]

I laughed way too hard

[@briansmith5239]

🤣

[@gavinpierce2647]

"A local boy dies after playing video games for 51 hours straight." So the maximum is 50 hours

[@Subject__]

iTzTimmy really is a god

[@goatlover6312]

Good to know.

[@HunterKiller762]

Longest I ever went was 48 hours of straight Skyrim. Maybe I played it too safe

[@OKTANE0]

His death was not in vein. Now we know the limit.

[@suspiciouslyspecific2981]

Nope 50 hours 59 minutes and 59 seconds

[@michaldoruch2737]

It's a shame they got rid of Dianne, her and Tom had some of the funniest scenes together

[@michaldoruch2737]

@@takemyhand1988 Spoiler warning, obviously. TLDR at bottom. In the episode "and then there were fewer" (S09 E01 the family and a bunch of other secondary characters go to James Woods's mansion for a dinner party. The episode plays out like a murder mystery. James Woods and Muriel Goldman die over the course of the evening, along with characters introduced this episode; Jillian's new husband Derek, Quagmire's girlfriend Stephanie, and James Woods's new wife, who was revealed to be an intern that knew Diane, Priscilla. At the end of the episode, Lois works out it was Dianne who killed everyone. She reveals it was to get revenge on James Woods and frame Tom Tucker, and then goes to kill Lois at a cliff. Right before she does though, Dianne gets shot in the head and falls off the cliff. Big reveal: Stewie shot her from the roof of the mansion, saying "if anyone's gonna take that bitch down, it's gonna be me". According to the commentary for the episode, the writers took a list of the characters and decided which ones were expendable. They wanted to take a few that wouldn't impact the show greatly, but that would matter; hence Muriel, Dianne and James. TLDR: in season 9 episode 1 'and then there were fewer', Stewie kills Dianne when she tries to kill Lois. The writers did this simply because she was expendable.

[@rwwilson21]

They really did. The scenes at 1:33 and 2:40 are hilarious.

[@deadmeatjb]

@@michaldoruch2737 you didn't need to write out the full explanation but you did and somebody is thankful for it, im thankful for the tldr

[@maxifam]

True

[@NyqWill95]

@@takemyhand1988 Dianne was a murderer and they killed her off

[@amaframe8059]

I love Tom Tucker because he always talks to people normally and not like an actual newsman, on and off the set. And he always tells you what's going on his his life. I don't know how to explain it sadly.

[@ytwhattup6128]

He's a very straight forward guy and I like that

[@amaframe8059]

@@ytwhattup6128 Me too

[@masterpopeyoda3290]

I get what you're saying. He's a normal person by family guy standards.

[@amaframe8059]

@@masterpopeyoda3290 Yeah that's how I mean it! Thanks for telling me I said it right.

[@poppedbubels2415]

Bruh he always talks like he's on the news

[@ba2.0T]

"Quite a situation we've got here Tom" "Quite a situation we've got here Tom indeed, Diane"

[@hagginsbakkwards]

I was hoping someone else liked that too😂😂

[@schboove2668]

If I had a nickel for every time Tom Tucker played an iconic slasher movie villain, I’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@mygenderisyes5771]

I know about the halloween one but what's the other one? Edit: nevermind I saw it. It is quite weird that it happened twice but imagine if it was freddy Krueger still but also Jason voorhees lol

[@foreverred97]

Why am I reading both these comments in a Tom Tucker voice?

[@drainer3339]

@@foreverred97 you should be reading it the doofenshmirtz voice

[@Virttreks]

That happened in the same episode, Peter was trying to help Tom get more roles

[@DeletedchanneI827]

Doofensmirtz is that you

[@lizumlepcha7017]

'I don't care son, I just do not care'- Tom Tucker

[@samanthalake5011]

Said every parent at least 50 times in their head.🤣🤣

[@switzerland1394]

11:28 I like how the dude doesn't bother removing Tom Tucker's dinner and casually sits on it. Also, how he doesn't even question why Tom was eating in a bathroom in the first place.

[@gamersam3920]

When you got to go you got to go

[@Resi1ience]

1: He doesn't lift the seat 2: Why was the stall unlocked 3: Why didn't he leave once he saw it was occupied 4: Tom was apparently willing to eat it even after the dude was gonna take a dump on it

[@matthewmorgan3913]

1:55 "Once you go black, you go deaf." -Tom tucker

[@spidercaln7893]

He and Diane Simmons were way funnier as a team than him and Joyce Kinney.

[@CodyPoguel]

Absolutely.

[@VXception]

Tom and Diane had the best clapbacks I’ve ever seen on a tv show😂I wish they kept her on “There’s a sight to get used to Diane, boys running away from you” “Tom you’re so deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents”

[@bernardmontgomery2601]

“She’s gonna tell us all about the rain” that shit took me out 😂😂😂

[@user-fy9jl3ro6l]

😂😂😂😂

[@stevensiferd7104]

13:57 -- Considering Dianne's fate, are we sure her first husband blew his own brains out?

[@matt13r1]

Interesting

[@alexandriahunt6058]

I love the way he sways his hips 😹

[@brandchannelbackup9259]

Stake

[@Snowball_Maltese]

9:42 I love how disgusted Tom is by that kid!

[@hsuuta8036]

“Omar North tower” I lost it 😂

[@raoul7677]

Man I love Tom Tucker so much!

[@jayrizzle9226]

Tom Tucker is the one that should have had the spin-off show from family Guy.

[@CodyPoguel]

Along with Tricia Takanawa.

[@horrorfan1455]

we need to get you more subscribers Tom tucker is another one of my favorite characters

[@andrewmatlala6130]

3:42 PRICELESS!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@dilipbabu3866]

5:53 Got me 🤣🤣🤣

[@BBCTwoIdentFan101]

Can you do Peter as Rocky saying "Yo!" to people from "Tales of Former Sports Glory", please?

[@CutawayGuyX]

Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rXfPq6Rql7CDnNU

[@CharlieONE111]

Hue hue hue hue

[@simalukic146]

4:11 LOL JK 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VoidJWKDDOUS]

JK indeed

[@priztucker]

@ 3:40 I swear this is the funniest clip on here😅🤣😂😭

[@cbalaxc]

You, sir, are 100% correct..arguably all clips

[@TXLionHeart]

I'm leaving this here so that I can come back to it later when I need something to cheer me up: 5:05 🎎

[@eboooo]

My favorite is when they asked him if he missed cocaine

[@master_ninja_gear4574]

Gonna tell us all about the rain

[@tylerhaas5933]

11:28 has me howling 😭

[@tyhillbroussard4924]

I just love how he likes to have fun in his job

[@tylerhinkle2005]

9:05 that scene never gets old😂

[@scizorbullet8185]

7:54 that face is so funny

[@stevenwagner-rx7ew]

This just in: a tom tucker complamation on KZbin

[@Leopoldshark]

"We now go to Ollie Williams with the Compilation Summary Report." "NEWS JOKES!" "Thanks, Ollie."

[@curtisroberts671]

Diane Simmons is bodied down when she is high

[@Goyanks28]

3:43 that strut though 😂😂😂

[@nathalieduverna6963]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

[@topside1246]

"Omar Northtower" I'm fucking dead bruh 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@willisbyrd6168]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@Soul_Of_Revan]

“You will go first” 💀

[@feliciajenkins5041]

That shimmy in front of the mirror 😂🤣

[@bilalzubairy6889]

"Good evening i am micheal myers i have enormous psychological problems and i am going to take them out on you! " Had me rolling... 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@metrolean1552]

Thank you for this.

[@curseds0ldier]

3:22 I just saw an article stating that marijuana is now legal at the age of 18 in Germany, so this hits different.

[@Davidus0505]

It’s not legal yet but the new government is mostly left-leaning and is in favor of legalizing Weed. Finally;)

[@spockolenbrander256]

“Coming up Diane’s weight.”

[@copperbunnies9849]

I like how Meg has a crush on him. I find it funny how his voice is monotone like he doesn't put on another voice for reading the news and then day to day life

[@everythingthrice2582]

I would watch a Tom Tucker spin-off

[@djquinn4825]

Sucks that they killed off Diane. Not even just that her and Tom's banter is gone, but that they don't seem to want to do *anything* with her replacement Joyce as a character beyond just reading the news, not even really interjecting any personality into it. Like, unless they've done another since I last watched, she got the one episode where she hated Lois for bullying her when they were younger and that's it as far as being an actual character goes for her.

[@N0skGaming]

9:31 hits different these days

[@filmtheory783]

Coronacold isn't deadly and mask do not work so I dont know how it "hits different" unless you mean its on point with the stupidity of today's civilizations intellect like the joke worked at the time because it could never happen at the time but today its mocking how everyone is scared of everything and everything is racist like I dont know fucking syrup

[@matt13r1]

The reason I’m wearing this mask is because of the coronavirus pandemic which somehow still isn’t over. - Tom Tucker

[@juniorcee4792]

12:35 got me in tears

[@Chtsht23]

“Once you go black, you go deaf.” Lmfaoo bruh.

[@UnderAGlassMetropolis]

Gonna take her to Walt's Roast Beef.

[@smileeface]

"He was playing 'Halo', and now he has a halo." "Just kidding, he was gay." 💀

[@briansmith5239]

'Something September 11thy' LOL!

[@visionaryremodelsllc2901]

This was awesome!

[@ChadKakashi]

2:50 words cannot describe how disappointed I am at the fact that they didn’t make the mustache behind him a swastika.

[@themadcarver9509]

I've subscribed because of this.

[@VenusHeadTrap2]

You cut out the best part when Peter catches him talking to himself in the mirror and he goes “get-get outta here!”

[@picax8398]

10:41 might be the angriest ive seen a character in fg lol

[@mathewmitchell5566]

“He was playing Halo, now he has a halo”

[@GoneFishingAway]

Just kidding he was gay.

[@brokenbandanna2651]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@milkgrapes6420]

I love "That's a good mustache question"

[@curseds0ldier]

Fun fact: The guy at 4:34 could see normal if he would live in Australia.

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

That's a really bad stereotype that's just as bad as Big Bong Theroy

[@kumardickshit1530]

​@@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities bing bong chong therey

[@Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

@@kumardickshit1530 U got it 👍 Einstein spins in his 🪦 with that atrocious sitcom

[@keithjacobson1640]

I love this. I'm spending way too much time watching FG clips.

[@chicken81193]

1:40 why is this so funny

[@BNationTV]

7:23 I'm dead lol

[@brandongill2577]

“The guy who dyes my hair is on vacation and can't get a hold of him.”

[@dforrest4503]

“Excuse me, I mustache another question.”

[@debgib007]

Tom Tucker is cool.

[@doctorelijah]

12:34 is probably the best sequence ever. Good Quahog, evening!

[@jayramanuj6137]

8:46,a neat thing I just said😂😂😂my favorite

[@zrc1611]

I really love tom tucker so much because he is a very funny newsman.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

13:58 Simply brutal

[@CowboysNo1Fan]

3:44 Tom Tucker is the new Elsa

[@ashtonkutcher7041]

10:46 “Found it.”

[@TriniR6rider_]

Love his sarcasm

[@spedsledproductions]

5:48 no eyebrow

[@THO-BRO2000]

4:10 "JK indeed"

[@yamsb9533]

Sick vid keep it up Could you do a “best of Santa Claus” compilation ?

[@CutawayGuyX]

Thanks! He's on my to-do list :)

[@darudek6016]

@@CutawayGuyX sus🤭

[@gamegeekx]

The fact that Tom Tucker was innocent all along in the murder mystery episode.

[@AluminumFusion22]

The usage of the term "marital aid" is a cool detail, as news reporters use that term to adhere to broadcast standards. That's a detail I appreciate.

[@dylanthomas5951]

“Quite a situation we got here Tom, indeed Diane” made me laugh harder than it should’ve

[@ashishupadhyay832]

And now Sports....

[@darnellraines9471]

Quite a situation we got here Tom. Quite a situation we got here Tom indeed Diane.

[@trankster]

7:57 fucking killed me

[@C_Williams84_Vlogs]

6:39 duh I’m a dumb Cop I like to give Tom Tucker a Ticket I was going like 41

[@kennethnwebb]

1:36 well Tom's wife would just tell him go to hell

[@bigboss2085]

“Coming up next, teleprompter guy puts the period in a weird. Place” 😂😂😂

[@nicktaylor2657]

Go to hell Tom Tom: Already there

[@imarknutt5638]

Omar North Tower bro

[@bennieben4637]

"hello I'm Michael Myers and I have enormous psycho problems, and imma take it out on you" - Michael myers

[@sadaomao7425]

"Omar Northtower" 😂😂😂

[@ritalinkidsonritalin]

Something "Septembereleventhy"

[@lars1168]

@@ritalinkidsonritalin I bet he could spell boxcutter

[@brandonmcgrew4367]

11:10 I’m drunk af and this shit had me dying for some reason

[@Matty18795]

12:49 "well I guess beggers can be choosers" brilliant

[@alokiksaxena6874]

best of consuela man

[@CutawayGuyX]

Here you go: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3K4YoN_ad6og68

[@jonblankenship5908]

My favorite Tom Tucker line was "if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer."

[@conspicuousventure143]

2:02 Gross Ooga Booga food 💀💀💀

[@seattledripz6736]

My favorite family guy character

[@angusbeef7347]

my question is how can there be ads for psilocybin mushrooms on KZbin now??? aren't they still illegal except for terminally ill patients? love this channel by the way!

[@pecanbear]

Ads are based off your search history homie. Get a VPN. Also progressive medical groups are thinking of using it to help PTSD patients.

[@carlosn9623]

I love Diane Simmons she Beautiful and Attractive and She has an Amazing Voice.

[@Vikn01]

"Not sure where that quote is from..." 😂

[@Wecameformoore]

Yoo that Moroccan bit caught me off guard so bad 🤣

[@terrytwotoes3225]

Omar North Tower lmao

[@musicstan6362]

Gonna tell us about the rain🏯🤣🤣

[@zombiediet]

With your ooga booga food! 😂

[@dreamersdb2347]

Underrated

[@keysmash1013]

tom tucker is cool