Family Guy- Brian Dates a RETARDED Girl

Brian dates a sexy but retarted girl.
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[@undertaker9991]

Funny how Lois berates Brian for dating a half wit like Jillian but never for a moment considered who she's married to.

[@jkgf4671]

Not to mention Julliet is beautiful while Peter is a fat alcoholic moron

[@undertaker9991]

@@jkgf4671 LOL. It starts becoming more apparent that she doesn't like him. (A failing marriage.) So yeah, she's got some major egg in her own face.

[@johnathanwhite4626]

I think Peter makes Jillian look like like a Rocket Scientist

[@ianhurley4323]

Jillian is actually pretty sweet, unlike Peter

[@unofficialgamer209]

@@johnathanwhite4626 Chris too

[@princessbeexxxx]

Even though Jillian wasn't all the way there upstairs, she was the nicest girl Brian ever dated.

[@neworderluvr]

yup!

[@mpslater9415]

I disagree. I think she has plenty upstairs.

[@cortezmartinez8659]

@@mpslater9415 Upstairs at the house where the idiot club is hosted Ok, that kinda sucked

[@user-qn9pr3kq3o]

Quagmire's dad seems nice

[@havingteawiththedevil]

Aside from her lack of intelligence, Jillian didn’t deserve an ass like Brian. He missed out on a person who genuinely loved him.

[@lightningandodinify]

She's actually cute and kind despite being dumb. Basically, the polar opposite of Brian.

[@nicbentulan]

Good observation

[@minatoarisato4742]

@Bonkers He means in personality.

[@pinkvanillakitten]

They say opposites attract 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@roguesheep3083]

Sometimes that can work for a while.

[@Admiral45-10]

Brain is, in fact, semi-intelligent. But I wouldn't expect a dog to have more than 30 IQ (less than 70 for humans is considered a mental disorder).

[@JBHACKSAW]

She can understand Stewie so she is definitely smarter than most of the Griffins.

[@Ok-rd1zd]

Good point.

[@valentinpavlov8082]

Well Chris can also understand Stewie so i don't know.

[@bubeable]

Did i miss something? Who can not understand stewie? He's speaking english no?

[@TerrenceAndrews2400]

@@bubeable Have you ever watched the show? Stewie only gets responded to by Brian unless they're doing an episode where the characters are playing different characters

[@RobAlfieInostrozaLindley]

oh, how does that happen? lol

[@wahyudyatmika5119]

Funny thing is Jillian is one of the girl Brian loves the most

[@danatedawg1018]

She was in a few consistent episodes which I really liked.

[@fisshbone]

Because she makes him feel smarter than he really is

[@paydawolf236]

Bulldozer time

[@nikolai4810]

No, he loves her _body_ the most. He was embarrassed about her remember?

[@jamesmcinnis208]

One of one?

[@PTLover647]

It’s pretty rich Lois gives Brian crap for dating an idiot when she’s married to a guy who also thinks the moon and the sun are the same person

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Right?

[@drfeelgood5870]

Seriously what??.

[@gr8dvd]

Exactly, never much for astronomy but even I know the sun & moon are different people.

[@janewick509]

And her son equally stupid too. I hate Lois, she's such a Karen

[@tytheaniman497]

@@janewick509 Yes, yes she is.

[@Lawgamer411]

Jillian was genuinely the nicest girl Brian dated and he didn’t deserve her at all lmfao

[@CHlCKENTERlYAKI]

don’t forget Lauren Conrad, she was pretty nice as well.

[@JosephRailwayStudios2000]

That was before he was Flanderized

[@Onmymind1]

And Reta.

[@Stryker-K]

@@JosephRailwayStudios2000 What season do you think that started?

[@JosephRailwayStudios2000]

@@Stryker-K Series 8

[@SDG.12]

She seems like a decent, kind human being. I value that.

[@ThedesiDiablo]

No bro this kinda women always feel cute on television if she comes in your life yoo will regret

[@nicbentulan]

You are a very honouring and honourable human being. God bless you.

[@pbonfanti]

@@ThedesiDiablo sure.

[@feliciavale4279]

Know what I value? How incredibly hot she is

[@SDG.12]

@@feliciavale4279 is she's portrayed more as a hot mess than hot? Feel like the hair's a dead giveaway.

[@hyperslash2144]

Stewie commenting that it's like she's 5 when he himself is a baby🤣🤣

[@themantle8976]

I was looking for this exact comment

[@jamisonandrewmanhorvaththe1124]

you’re a child.

[@intrstn]

Yeah Stewie’s 5 but he’s a fucking genius

[@williamsmith8271]

I'm sure he was referring to the typical intelligence of a child that age

[@Guirko]

@ALEX HUANG Wow is that true? Gee, i wouldn't have known otherwise :o

[@hansoharrigen6958]

I love how Chris doesn't even mention how hot she is, he's totally impressed by how "smart" she is

[@TheRealMrFloof]

Respect for Jillian caring about lemon lives.

[@YesSirPhil]

@@lucacantswim6422 what about limes?? That's racist. I feel offended...

[@theactivecoconut6077]

I mean, she's not wrong. Fruits are living things while growing.

[@hunterreeves6525]

@@theactivecoconut6077 💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@beaconhousepechsfilm-makin8187]

@@YesSirPhil Lime Privillage right there. Lemon Lives Mattee u Lime Supremacist

[@beneathdatrees0]

Yeah, lemons have nervous systems, huh?

[@Kpimpmaster]

2:43 Brian should have just reminded Lois about who she married

[@nsasupporter7557]

Lois also busted his chops when he dated that old woman Rita, remember? “Brian, she’s 100!”

[@CinemaDemocratica]

"Are you serious?!? Are you SERIOUS, Brian?!?"

[@kayleeblack4303]

Might be because she doesn't try to pretend to be deep and care about her partner's intelligence.

[@bradleystopher8725]

900th like

[@vandalsavage6743]

Are you Serious? Are you serious? Well are ya?? 🧐🤡

[@lordbogus6709]

I'd actually met this kind of person... she said the sun wasnt a star cause it was a sun!!! And she was pretty too!!! Could have dated her but it was too risky

[@unofficialgamer209]

Yeah. Sun is just the name of it. The other stars might be suns to other solar systems.

[@Haze1434]

The Sun, Sol Sector, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Cluster, Laniakea Supercluster, 'The Universe'.

[@cookierepairprojects4544]

@Max S risky bringing more of “them” into this world

[@jdsartre9520]

maybe if you actually looked at a star you'd realize who the dumb one is

[@ddebenedictis]

I'm pretty sure she said your son would never be a movie star

[@Miumiu0404]

I love how Peter and Chris are amazed by Jillian lol.

[@JosephRailwayStudios2000]

She could be like the female version of Jeff from American Dad! If they made her a main character along with the griffins but she would also of possibly have been Flanderized along with some of the other characters.

[@ingloriousMachina]

1:05 That was actually a pretty good joke, even if she didn't do it on purpose.

[@asdfsfaasdfasdf6999]

It's not that funny tbh, it's a mediocre joke at best

[@flamingcat1101]

I mean come on Stewie you could've said something a little more common. What if the apartment had a shower? Smh my head

[@alcambio8923]

I don't get it.

[@nicbentulan]

@@alcambio8923 neither do I!

[@nicbentulan]

1:00 I'm a moron: what's the meaning of the 1 bedroom 1 bath pls?

[@nathanbarger3449]

Even if she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. She was a good hearted and kind lady. She deserved better than Brian.

[@bluedownC]

"As a matter of fact I do...at the detective agency" *slowly swings head to look at Brian* lmao gets me everytime

[@tayhaanmoon3234]

Ok

[@johnnycee9325]

😭😭😭

[@skaterkid7able]

Who's Lois to judge? Look who she married and how Chris turned out

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Exactly

[@janewick509]

At least Jillian is pretty. Peter is *neither pretty or smart* .

[@nicbentulan]

But look how Stewie turned out!

[@nuggets8229]

@@janewick509 Yep, but he's a man, and handsome is usually what people would say. He's not handsome either though..

[@majime1246]

@@nuggets8229 you could still call a guy pretty

[@derciobene3458]

I'll date a woman like this any time. I'm actually looking forward to dating someone like this some day. Y'know, one of those happy, gullible people that lives life at their own speed without caring for what people might think of her. And most importantly, she's not toxic. She doesn't judge Brian or his little friend, or his family.

[@WhyteLis21]

As far as we know, Jillian seem to be more honest than the recent Lois and not a cheater or does things, behind their spouses back. I guess, this is why Lois and Peter are still together. Lol.

[@Admiral45-10]

She can gain some wisdom, but she also takes good care of herself and her apartament. She knows enough to survive on her own.

[@MathieuFerronMusic]

It's okay to be dumb as long as you're intelligent enough to notice it.

[@DailyDoseOfTopComment]

@@Admiral45-10 yeah this episode seems like such of troll for "smart people" who lives in dumps and on loans .

[@johndorian473]

And large breastss

[@liamchamberlain2004]

Stewie: "Are her parents brother and sister?" 😂😂😂😂😂 - Makes me laugh every time

[@carpballet]

I know, right? Just so super funny. (Laugh til you cry emoji x 10)

[@erikmontero6125]

I don’t get it 😞

[@BrianKolb71]

@@erikmontero6125 it's an inbreeding joke

[@winstonmarlowe5254]

lazy and cliche humor

[@yusufibrahim7916]

@@winstonmarlowe5254 you think you could do better?

[@19torento]

Jillian might be my favorite character on the entire show. LOL

[@JosephRailwayStudios2000]

And then Drew Barrymore got caught up with other projects she was such a busy woman too.

[@ryans413]

It’s funny Lois is picking on Bryan for dating a moron when she’s married too one. Also funny how Stewie is saying she Jillian has the mentality of a 5 year old and Stewie is one.

[@aaronnorman9755]

I agree with you on those points about Lois, However you kind of juxtaposed yourself when you said that Jillian has the mentality of a five year old, while stewie is one, because even though he is a baby, he certainly has a higher mental age. Just wanted to let you know.

[@ok-vr7by]

@Aiden Jules So?

[@hmlandis1370]

Sup Ryan? Miss your videos.

[@nuggets8229]

Oh I thought he was younger..

[@ericlone8521]

Yeah but peter carries the show

[@maxstr]

I just realized, she understands Stewie. I guess it's because she has a toddlers intellect 😅

[@Benloadeon]

I find her slow wits to be really endearing for some reason

[@n_coder]

I love how Stewie could barely hold his laughter while he was finding out all the shit Brian told Jillian lmao

[@Admiral45-10]

Good. Brian deserved it for lying to her.

[@bonesabones]

Drew Barrymore did an awesome job with this character.

[@guel5062]

Was her?

[@JESSEM19987]

Jillian was the best character, it feels like she is Peter's long lost sister because they both feel like the same person.

[@mysticjp7684]

Except she's a nice person

[@JESSEM19987]

@@mysticjp7684 I mean peter is also nice but back then when it was at it's high points

[@mysticjp7684]

@@JESSEM19987 Oh right but didn't they still neglect meg tho & were realistically not great parents

[@mysticjp7684]

I mean they're realistically bad not satirical bad

[@Shahzad-ss1jq]

She might be Francine's real sister

[@twinsen1949]

Man, I once met a girl who didn't know much about stuff... but she did like learning! And she was really nice too. This is gonna sound cliché asf, but even though I know I taught her a couple things, that girl definitely taught much more.

[@splat1gamer25]

Your profile picture is legendary, also how does that make any sense lol

[@axiomgaming3046]

Sir, this is a family guy video.

[@user-pc2ou7qw6z]

Bah!!!!!

[@arnoldschwarzenegger3971]

I get you My first girlfriend was just like this Well smarter but same I taught her a few things but she taught me much more

[@ricardomilos3464]

Your profile pic must be woody burning in hell for doing the nasty with buzz all the time. God is a homophobe, after all.

[@labrat7382]

"It's like she's fucking 5!" 🤣

[@purplepeaches7220]

Lois can’t make fun of Brian, I mean she’s married to someone with the same knowledge as Jillian. After all Peter thinks Julian is brilliant XD

[@dennist.8210]

1:07 the delivery of those lines and Stewie's expressions make me lol every time.

[@nicbentulan]

1:00 I'm a moron: what's the meaning of the 1 bedroom 1 bath pls?

[@sportsfanatic5719]

@@nicbentulan Stewie asked whether Jillian's appartment had one bedroom or more and one bathroom or more. Jillian thought Stewie meant she only had a bedroom and a bathroom and nothing else, so she proceeds to say that she owns the entire apartment and not just a bed and bathroom

[@nicbentulan]

@@sportsfanatic5719 oh yeah that's the answer I got elsewhere. Thanks anyway I seriously didn't know . Guess either I'm a moron or Seth is the moron for making jokes that an appreciable fraction of the audience wouldn't know. Hmmmm...

[@-13eNnY-]

Why is Lois making fun of Brian when she married Peter and gave birth to Chris? She's rich and pretty too so it's not like she didn't have options either.

[@Extract99]

Hypocrisy. Lois is riddled with it.

[@jonathanbina953]

0:41 we must stop Hilter from killing Mort I like Mort he funny

[@DgardsGaming]

Are your parents brother and sister 😂🤣

[@265hemi7]

@@DgardsGaming must live in Alabama USA ! 😀🇺🇸

[@Yes-ex5px]

Me, realizing all of Brian’s dates besides that one dog are zoophiles: 😓

[@caelum8160]

The blind girl as well, since she thought Brian was a human.

[@Just.Jasper]

Jillian probably doesn't even know better lmao

[@apimpnamedstreetmeat]

Well as long as it was consentual

[@MatthewChristianMurray]

I love Drew Barrymore. She’s a hoot.

[@nsasupporter7557]

She’s legendary too

[@nsasupporter7557]

I don’t know if you remember but she also did the voice of Chris’s teacher Mrs. Lockhart in season 4

[@r5t6y7u8]

Holy cow, you're right. That is Drew B.

[@stormichi11]

whoa my parents and i were just talking about her-

[@jimmyl82104]

“Are her parents brother and sister?” I laughed so damn hard😂

[@bradleystopher8725]

in the other version Stewie asked Brian if she was well I can't say it cuz certain people find the word "offensive" but I'll give you a hint it starts with an "R"

[@turbanheadless]

Regardless of being stupid she was actually a decent person which is more important

[@fnafgeno418]

0:46 I love this line

[@ivanmolina5203]

I love how Stewie and Lois have the same sense of humor

[@bobbykane-fearn186]

i wish seth kept this version of stewie's voice

[@themastersofcomedy9277]

Look at everyone’s face when she says she throws up and doesn’t have a period Peter is like even I’m not that stupid

[@MacJamesG]

The end is always the best! 🤣🤣🤣 "it's like she's fucking 5!" 🤣🤣💀

[@likhonangcobo8686]

Stewie just kills me 🤣🤣

[@infjgirl3850]

“I wish they didn’t have to kill so many lemons to make it 😔” - idk why but I just find this hilarious and adorable 😂

[@DrAnGeber]

Oh yes as a matter of fact I do, at the DeTeCtiVe aGeNcY Underrated joke, the look stewie gives Brian is once again priceless

[@astrahcat1212]

I love Jillian, she's too good for Brian. The few women I've dated have been insanely smart, but due to being smart they've been pessimistic and often depressed. I'd love a really clueless oblivious highly attractive dumb girl instead like Jillian. It's better to have a good heart and strong values and be airheaded than be highly intelligent but pessimistic about the world.

[@nateswaby93]

Still can’t believe it took me so many years to realise this is Drew Barrymore voicing

[@xXDOREMIVSSONICXx]

She also voiced Krusty's illegitimate daughter Sophie, in an episode of The Simpsons

[@bartholomewdan]

"You two meet at a Mensa meeting?"

[@rickfuchs89]

Anyone realize that she can understand Stewie maybe because never mind I'm not going to say it

[@ferrymasters4156]

Say it!

[@star_gxg]

@@ferrymasters4156 say what

[@armando5718]

Why because she is a baby herself?

[@rickfuchs89]

I forgot but maybe having the intelligence of a child but Stewie might be the smartest baby of all time

[@nicbentulan]

OMG!!!!!

[@METALMAN4Wii]

2:05 Yes the moon is visible on clear sky days usually in the early morning.

[@insulini]

It's cute how Brian avoided the argument that Peter is even more stupid because he's his best friend.

[@ashishshenoy3778]

yea but sometimes u gotta be real with people

[@summerwe]

If anyone from the New England states is reading this, would you be able to recommend a good hotel in Rhode Island City? That sounds like a fun summer vacation spot.

[@ddebenedictis]

Try the Dew Drop Inn.

[@willowhubert8181]

The Biltmore in Rhode Island City is very nice but the glass elevator is decommissioned. Edit: be sure to stop at Federal Hill in Provid... Rhode Island City, Newport RI and Foxboro MA to see the Patriots hall of fame. Mystic Seaport in Mystic CT is really cool and I think they have boat tours! Boston is overrated skip it. Cape cod is overrated. Pourtsmouth NH is great too and has some cool breweries you can eat in!

[@ulysses26]

@@willowhubert8181 Totally agree on Boston.

[@UnCuervoEnMedicina]

They must think that real hard because they watch how she answer "Rhode Island City" to a complete nonsense sound made from a baby they can't understand

[@Pillmonger]

The has been the lore for a while that Peter and Lois know he talks but they ignore him or don’t take him seriously. It’s not consistent though. Nothing in this show is.

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

This was some of Stewie’s finest work. 😂😂😂😂

[@calvinjames7032]

Not gonna lie, Jillian at 3:15 is me whenever someone asks me a question about politics 😂💀

[@joyl7842]

I've used the "are her parents brother and sister" line so many times! I love that Stewie does it too.

[@Nicktheguy24]

Title is accurate. 😂

[@emperornapoleon6204]

Stevie taking delight in the suffering of others never gets old😂😂

[@bradleystopher8725]

*Stewie

[@kingrell116]

"Say Julian I love what you've done with the place.. what is it 1 bedroom, 1 bath?" "No.. it's a whole apartment" 😩😭😭😭🤣

[@nicbentulan]

1:00 I'm a moron: what's the meaning of the 1 bedroom 1 bath pls?

[@nicbentulan]

btw also 2:30 i'm a moron: if you throw up a lot in highschool then why wouldn't you have a period? or if Jillian does still have periods then how doesn't e know that e still does? or is Jillian infertile because of the things that caused Jillian to throw up?

[@jamesnorthup7717]

Who cares if she's dumb? She's pretty a loves him that's a lot more than most! I'd be willing to be called oogie!!!🤣😂

[@RJavier007]

You would probably have to support her financially and look after her after she becomes old and even more stupid. Also your children can end up like that and then that is more people you would have to look after. I am not smart and i would never date someone of my intelligence or bellow, i cam barely take care of myself i dont need that extra pressure.

[@ferrykent433]

But that's only because she's a good looking woman if she was ugly in a morOn like you would not be f****** with that

[@almond3066]

@@RJavier007 some people are willing to go the extra mile for someone who's kind and has their heart in the right place It really depends on what your priorities are

[@dewolf123]

​@@almond3066Thats how those people for the extra mile end up miserable in marriage like Bonnie because you end up feeling like you are taking care of a burden and thats not fair to anybody. Better just friends than anything permanent.

[@Ethan-pd4ny]

I like how shes depicted as an idiot but she can perfectly ubderstand Stewie

[@andreprince4932]

Peter:- "They're the same person!".. Chris:- "You're brilliant!"... Me:- 🤣🤣🤣...

[@samibouchnafa7809]

Lois is in no position to laugh at brian for chosing a dumb partner

[@LouisEmery]

Jillian was always positive. Great quality.

[@goldengold8568]

Back when Stewie was awesome.

[@leomessi4791]

For god's sake Louis you're married to Peter Griffin!!!!!!!😠😠

[@paulgreen6824]

She understand Stewie

[@grogtgs]

Jillian was one of the few people who can understand Stewie.

[@HunterShows]

They should have kept her on the show, she's pretty fun.

[@Mandalorian_Goblinslayer]

3:37 music name please

[@kristelvidhi5038]

Wicked side of me by cold driven

[@EleosAnim]

Lois: are you serious? Brian: *points at peter..* are you?

[@zachary7897]

What is Lois making fun of? She married Peter lmao

[@davidcook680]

I always thought she was a sweet heart. Really kind and positive. Beautiful to boot.

[@Adoni3]

We actually use them for pillows not matchbox cars

[@Colin_Pole]

And motorboating.

[@robertcarmosino6563]

And blowing rasberrys on ...

[@comfibold]

Sometimes we lubricate them as well

[@BigstickNick]

Im actually going to have to use.. No its an entire apartment.

[@luckyluciano9609]

Stewies laugh at 3:32 is hilarious😂😂😂

[@pseudowoodo5010]

0:47

[@Josh_the_jester]

The funny the about the steeie actually asked "is she retarded" the only reason you don't hear it here was because the media found it offensive for the current generation, and it's not just here the time Peter bought a retarded horse and replaced "retarded" with "brain damaged" And the episode when everyone became "abstinent" and lois dressed up as "the grimace" and peter replaced "retarded" with "autistic" the network really doesn't like the word retarded sence 2010

[@nappyk96]

@@Josh_the_jester I remember the episodes before they started to censor them like that family guy was better before the censorship.

[@dnisfton8263]

"Its like she f@@ing 5"😂😂😂 3:34

[@Guenter34]

Ooooh I like your outro music

[@Veselian]

the sad part is that 90% of american teenage youth is like that in 2021

[@OreotheMiataSomething]

Lol

[@extremelycreativeusername3190]

Except they would get all offended over nothing as well

[@Admiral45-10]

No, she's nice and not toxic.

[@Veselian]

@@Admiral45-10 you are part of the problem

[@Admiral45-10]

@@Veselian no, because I don't live in America.

[@pierregagnon589]

Whats the song that plays at the end?

[@GoN2Xtremez]

Wicked Side of Me by Cold Driven.

[@scrappy93]

Stewie was a dick lol. I like how only Jillian, Brian, and possibly Chris can understand Stewie lol.

[@NewLifeHunter]

Lois judging Brian after having Peter literally make me baffle

[@cameronmcfarrin4587]

Stewie was having a field day clowning Brian and Jillian

[@AlphabetBoisAreSmelly]

One of the best episodes ever😂😂😂

[@nibeditapattanaik3751]

"Are her parents brothers and sisters?" I can't 🤣🤣🤣

[@ticrevengereg5114]

Brian is the docuhest boyfriend ever too! i wish i had a girlfriend that cute even she could be a bit dumb, learning is free so i'd be gladly to help her like a real boyfriend should do lol

[@vanlandings7466]

It looks nice in cartoons but in real life it will get pretty boring and tedious soon.

[@horacejohnson1730]

Shsssss... That's a perfect Blonde. If only there were more in America like her.

[@aaronnorman9755]

You’d love the area I live in 🤣

[@zerogendo9456]

@@aaronnorman9755 he's not alone( ◜‿◝ )♡

[@robertcarmosino6563]

Oh there out there ....

[@ricardomilos3464]

Where do you live?

[@Spiketrooper]

I love how Lois makes fun of Brian, yet she married Peter.

[@ceilingunlimited2430]

"I just wish they didn't have to kill so many lemons to make it."

[@salihyatkin3036]

what's the name of the song that plays at the end

[@araja90]

Please upload that awesome theme at the end of the clip thank you

[@meepmoop2308]

Technically, making lemonade DOES kill lemons. You cut the lemon, squeeze it(at this point its still alive), discard of it, and then it rots and dies.

[@Melissa0774]

No, it dies once it gets picked from the tree.

[@meepmoop2308]

@@Melissa0774 it doesnt die untl it rots

[@armaggon5920]

Wheels and the legman sue him. American dad reference

[@kakazi2170]

I wish there were episodes that explored a friendship between Peter and Jillian, its like seeing two children play

[@menzimazibuko1573]

Brian has had more girls than I could imagine having

[@lilitheswiftie8638]

Best line: "Are her parents brother and sister?"🤣

[@boikhutsomakuku4202]

I like how Stewie plays along 😂😂 Mocking Brian 😂

[@petraarkanian7841]

I would be happy with a Jillian right now, lol.

[@user-uy2ox6kk4g]

“are her parents brother and sister” HAHAHAHA classic