Family Guy - Dad Noises HD

Peter is making some serious "dad noises"
This is from episode 2 season 10.
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[@zodobie]

Add in an overly exaggerated sneeze

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

Exactly.

[@geopat4298]

Or a unbelievably loud nose blowing.

[@TheRosemontag]

Repeating it 17 times.

[@mynameisanonymous8518]

Also add the loudest coughing fit

[@SpiderMan19620]

YES

[@mewmew3968]

The way he mumbles in his way upstairs is soooo on point😅😅

[@Barnsey3288]

sara joseph My dad sings random tunes like “Dee Dee dee, la la la”

[@ape8572]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 your life is a joke kid

[@ArgonYouTube]

I say whatever I want and you gotta deal with that I wouldn’t say it’s meant to be funny, nor comedy or meaning to be a joke. Simply stating that their dad does the same thing.

[@dawnfangovertime7770]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 I bet you're fun at parties.

[@RJIS]

@@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421 because Family Guy fans aren’t developed in the head well enough

[@jirehdeleon2885]

I swear to God my dad makes every single one of those noises and in the same order.....this is soooo acurate

[@notsuperhumain]

Yes that's why they are called dad noises. Everyone's father is like that. It's crazy...

[@MaartenvanRossemLezingen]

+jireh de leon Including the mumbling while walking up the stairs (for mine at leas),

[@RibbonVintageGirl]

jireh de leon SAME OMG 😂😂😂

[@ICeyCeR3Al]

Maarten van Rossem Lezingen I can confirm my dad does that last part every time and a mix of everything else lol....and were Asian

[@NursingMortician]

LMAOOOO

[@Lordregiwald]

I have never heard a more accurate portrayal of my Dad reading the newspaper in my life.

[@molassio1989]

I was just going to say "this is missing the newspaper."

[@nerdygoth1688]

Every Saturday and Sunday morning this is what I hear as my dad is sitting on the couch reading his newspaper 😂

[@MPT1983]

My dad does that knee slap thing before he gets up all the time lol

[@BaronUltimo]

He tries to encourage himself before doing important things.

[@jonathanhernandez8941]

🤣🤣

[@havemercy4345]

Me too.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Don't scold boss

[@julianuriarte3042]

@@NazriB okie

[@ln5321]

Family Guy typically overexaggerates the things it makes fun of. This time they didn't go far enough for it to be realistic.

[@apropercuppa8612]

L N Which is why for once, it’s funny.

[@user-hu3iy9gz5j]

I think this is really realistic.

[@mattmcgovern6591]

have you seen south park's rendition of Jay Leno's chin? Lemme tell ya, THAT is exaggeration.

[@ti-fiter]

A Proper Cuppa you must be fun at parties

[@liamroberts1458]

@@apropercuppa8612 "For once..." LOL, settle down, King of Comedy.

[@YaHozna1]

This is the most accurate thing Family Guy have ever done.

[@Tigerman1138]

Right up there with Carter taking an open-mouth nap.

[@richardsiciliano7117]

20 years ago I laughed at this, now I'm living it. 🤣

[@ParkerBarandon]

Braahp. SCHUMAI.

[@Tonybc99]

hat does shumai means or what the fuck

[@caseyvee9973]

+tony bc I think hes saying "Oh my" But putting an S in front of it? XD

[@RA8IDP3NGUIN1]

it's a modified version of excuse me

[@notthatlox8970]

its a dialect version of "scuse me"

[@discman15]

Part of a hebrew prayer

[@geopat4298]

"Schumai" = "excuse me"

[@PositivelyAaron]

Georgia Patrick its "Oh my"

[@elworthdebarge578]

😂😂😂😂

[@BinneReitsma]

Being past 30 and a dad, this is literally my sound track

[@sempergumby2341]

Same

[@DugrozReports]

same

[@Tigerman1138]

Same

[@jeremyrfk]

Same

[@Anthony-in4ss]

Same

[@michaelniemiera2804]

They need to add a house shaking fart.

[@enbengi]

No... real dad farts are the silent ones...

[@discman15]

And "oh me"

[@collin_plaey934]

Silent and then your like aww man who farted

[@HeavyMetalBarpiano]

@@enbengi I disagree since I am a dad. ☝

[@supaLogan8490]

They need to add that random over exadurated yawn that dads do Just realized they did. I’m dumb

[@superawes0meguy151]

I like the bones cracking element at the end of the video, the realism is uncanny

[@geopat4298]

It’s farting. My dad does this: walks to the washroom and farts with each step - like something about the movement of the step forces gas out

[@sleepingontheblacktop6053]

They’re called walking farts. Most old people have them. I can’t wait til I get mine.

[@brenthill3241]

I'm 61 and this is dead accurate. My neighbours make fun of me as I live in a rooming house but this is hysterical.

[@FreshPrincex4]

I'm 20, and I literally done that before

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

wtf is a "rooming house"?

[@dextersecretdexter]

@@GeneralKenobi69420 really talk tf is that?

[@dirkdiggler2430]

Well I'm officially old. I've done this more than once exactly like Peter 😭😭

[@anthonypena336]

Dirk Diggler Waddup Vato ese?

[@moazzamlxxl]

Why you people do that man?

[@Caligamy]

@@moazzamlxxl You'll see..

[@TheMrwacko55]

Just add in an extremely loud sneeze that the entire neighborhood can hear repeated at least 10 times

[@jtl-en4yx]

Thats grandma as well!

[@terrarune]

​@@jtl-en4yx He had to get it from somewhere lol

[@pickle9406]

This is the truest thing this show has ever done.

[@jtl-en4yx]

Agree! There also could have been about 3 window rattling burps, a room wrecking fart, and a thunderous shart noise after he when to the john!

[@ProBiggity]

I can hear my dad making these noises upstairs right now.

[@elliebean1118]

My dad muttered something about this not being very funny on his way to the john.

[@lordmonty9421]

My Dad excused himself from the dining room table to watch a hunting show he knew was on. I played this video for my mom as he erupted into a belching, scream-coughing and throat-clearing fit in the adjacent kitchen. He is now sniffling every 8 to 9 seconds as a narrator talks about white tail deer populations. My mom and I are laughing at the accuracy of the clip too. She instructed me to turn it off though, as this is “her hell” already. I made that quote up to make her laugh, as I am narrating myself as a type.

[@drepop803]

him watching a hunting show is such a dad thing already. your father is an extreme dad lol.

[@djkandadj7837]

LMAO why is this so true??

[@lallarnandersson3693]

+DJ Kanda Dj Becuase it's family guy! =D

[@Anti_Aaron21]

@Will Lloyd fuck yeah it is, its spot on. My dad used to do it

[@Anti_Aaron21]

@Will Lloyd seth has always did random bits

[@Anti_Aaron21]

@Will Lloyd well tough shit, move on with your life

[@Anti_Aaron21]

@Will Lloyd obviously youre too lazy to find the full episode

[@teltrebelik7564]

The yawning... my dad does that every single morning promptly at 5AM for the next hour. "HoooooOOOOHHHHAHHHHuuumm." So... on... point xD

[@DeterminatorZ2533]

This is literally what my dad does while sitting down😂

[@andromedazen]

Oh lord I'm crying over here😂😂

[@brenthill3241]

@Will Lloyd You really should give up. It's not working.

[@jvtherrien]

This had me crying when I saw it on tv. Reminded me perfectly of my dad

[@vickyborrero970]

family guy always gets everything so spot on!

[@emperorpalpy1938]

"Ah....Ih..e... go to the john" lol

[@averyholmes5710]

I showed this to my dad cause he clears his throat a lot and he loved it and can't stop thinking about it. It's a good bit.

[@arkaneforyou]

Never laughed so hard while watching Family Guy , BUT this was phenomenal

[@tyefleming428]

I promise I think Seth went to my parents house and saw my dad do this sh*t! lmao!

[@dimitripapadinikolaus]

0:24, “Bruh! BRUH”

[@Otterpoptheotter]

This is so accurate it hurts

[@jacks5463]

I showed my dad this video and during it he made like every single noise. I asked him if he knew why I showed him it and he said no idea. Smh

[@genocide6154]

This is what dads are like when they get home from work

[@jacobramos2903]

definitely

[@TheBlackMambaa248]

I’m 26 and this is what I’m like when I get home from work

[@TimeSpace1]

and weird little moans.

[@zacharymartin9922]

*mumbling* “Ah gonna go to the John”

[@occamslaser5453]

Those Dad noises were spot on.

[@Yahirplaysminecraft]

I'm gonna make a great father.

[@bradflash5361]

I love it when my papa does this but he always mumbles stuff 😂

[@molassio1989]

My dad used to always just mumble stuff too. Like monosyllabic noises like "bah bah bah" or "p p p."

[@xAlphaBxtch]

My boyfriend thought I was watching porn

[@Aven-Sharma1991]

James Dean: Hahahaha, geriatric porn.😂😂😂

[@chaseinyourface87]

Gaaay

[@EmmaCRBsnewstuff]

lol

[@Darian-mk1bw]

This is one of the most accurate things they ever did. My dad always does this and I gotta leave the room 😂

[@petterblakk]

Everything is exactly on point, speechless.

[@thorn6070]

0:24 Bruhaha, bruha

[@MovieJunkeeReviews84]

My Dad coughs like that all the time... So annoying.

[@koz_iorus1954]

Bruh

[@Ball4184]

0:33 shoemai

[@krishnbimanagar]

😂

[@mountebank5034]

They forgot to add the roaring loud scream-sneeze or two

[@jtl-en4yx]

And three earth rending burps!

[@jazzcat1239]

The cracks as he walks gotdamn

[@DynamiteChannelist]

This was definitely my dad, and now I keep his legacy alive by doing it too.

[@sper2557]

this is very accurate

[@Wiigameguy]

Surprised no one typed out the dialogue in the comments...

[@jenniferfisher9143]

lmfao my swear my dad make these same noises watching tv😂😂

[@preddy09]

These are the sounds of years of hard work, less sleep, sacrifice and being stoic.

[@sethroberts5215]

I have never seen a more accurate representation of my father.

[@Tigerman1138]

The “open-mouthed nap” of an old guy by Carter was the warm up for this masterpiece.

[@marshallsmom420]

Hilarious, bc as usual the gag runs a bit longer than necessary. I giggled, but the line it went on, the harder I laughed.

[@TheBeardedSandman]

You know you're getting old when you notice you start making these noises naturally...

[@karmadoesmore1644]

im not even a dad and i make these sounds, is this just what happens when your soul is crushed

[@Tigerman1138]

Are you over 40?

[@karmadoesmore1644]

@@Tigerman1138 no lmao im gonna turn 18 soon and life seems terrifying

[@CuckFinn]

@@karmadoesmore1644 bro why is your soul crushed at 17 😭

[@cellytron]

@@karmadoesmore1644It is. You’re getting the jump on it ahead of time. I had a hunch life was kind of BS when I was your age, and as I get older, I realize more and more that, yep. It sure is.

[@SkullChao]

Man I hate hearing dad noises in 480p, glad this is in HD

[@NatS3703]

bless our dads!

[@scifivibes7995]

the yawn is very accurate

[@aaronthebox]

I love how Peter’s gut was even fatter here

[@ashleybuttafuoco]

But also 7 extremely loud sneezes followed with a “I can’t help it” and deep sniffling for like 5 minutes

[@carbolics29]

The fact that this is so accurate to my dad scares me

[@toneman8316]

His face was hilarious when Peter burped!!! I was laughing soo doggone hard!!

[@junkyardwillie8320]

I feel like there’s something wrong with me when I think about it and realize that I make all of these noises, and I’m not even a dad yet. I even stand up and there’s cracks from my knees, elbows, ankles and hips all at once. It’s all showing itself too early

[@aluminummoonlightasmr2429]

As a husband and a father, this is relatable 😂

[@cysipy]

Who feels that weird spark on your back when you watch this

[@mk-ultrabased9519]

It's so crazy how true this is the world over. My dad was born and raised in Italy and still lives there, yet he makes all those noises to perfection lmaoooo.....even when he says "gotta go to the John" my dad says exact same line but in Italian lol

[@billalexander2288]

I can't stand noises like that. It's right up there with people who don't know how to chew with their mouth closed. So annoying.

[@AntwanMackJr]

My thoughts exactly my friend

[@vai280194]

Bill Alexander TOTALLY AGREE

[@tubby4388]

Dads have loud farts while pissing.

[@Tigerman1138]

I just lost my father at 87, but this makes me laugh…and it did him too.

[@Maximus25N]

The word “Schumai” is everything

[@overlord6993]

This is why family guy belongs abolished

[@DeanRendar]

These are my gears 5 xbox live lobbies with 1 guy with a mic

[@nochilldeagz7622]

This is pure gold

[@starforce9740]

"This episode cost 1,000,000 dollars and took six months to make. Most of the money went to voice talent."

[@TheBehm08]

I love how nearly everything sounds like he’s about to say something

[@dannyphantom894]

Dads are just living a quiet desperation life hahah

[@Slisten04]

OMG THE SOUNDS ARE IN HD

[@EgTVFan_studios]

for some reason this is very satisfying to listen to lol

[@christinawest3820]

My dad would immediately burp after he’d hiccup, & when he burped he would say “buuuurp” 🤣🤣🤣

[@viniciusmagnoni6492]

How can it be so accurate?

[@Tigerman1138]

Every father makes those noises.

[@johnneal4518]

I'm 44 I was videoing our new puppy and I was making all these grunting noises and talking to myself I never noticed until that day

[@mickeywicked478]

This is my uncle to an absolute T. My favorite is when his cough turns into a double sneeze and he finishes it off with a loud “I’m dying!”

[@viveleshistoires4874]

How is this so universal?

[@LondonCHILLFR]

I noticed I started doing this my self and it’s scaring me

[@AoiUsagiOtoko]

the really relatable/mundane gags like this are always a hoot, especially when the show's usual vibe is so absurd 😂

[@Niklas1611]

Me and the boys in our early 20s in the late night gaming call

[@jtl-en4yx]

That burp and fart should have both been about 50 decibels louder and two more of them, that "naaaaagghh!!!" when he stood up should have been an ear-piercing shriek, more slapping this thigh randomly, and also slamming his foot on the floor. The "muh up here um go to the john..." was on point, if the clip had lasted 15 more seconds there should have been thunderous, wall rattling shart noise from upstairs!

[@WarbanderLasty]

Should I be concerned that my eleven year old brother makes middle aged dad noises ?

[@ZuberEdits]

I saw this on T.V. and they cut out like 10 seconds, which is weird to me.

[@raine6813]

2 million dollars well spent

[@mt3776]

This is amazing and 100% accurate 😂

[@Snoobroglo30]

Before the tongue thing, this was completely accurate to my father. XD He also says two very specific words when he burps, being "AYUP" and "REEBIT"

[@IanScottDo]

What's sounds would it be for Mom Noises?

[@RisingBeast00]

This is hilarious because this is strangely enough kinda true. My dad use to make those noises all the time. I think he might still do that. Haven't really noticed it recently.

[@perseusarkouda]

I was making fun of my dad making these noises and now I'm doing ALL of them myself! lol

[@Peter-ix3lr]

0:34 i heard "vashu mati" which is kinda meaning "motherfucker" in russian

[@moonywormtailpadfootandprongs]

This is so freakin' accurate. My dad makes some of the same noises.

[@Nouta1]

*belches* Shumai

[@uhhangel]

My dad makes these noises haha

[@Parallel_26]

0:07 Dad noises start here.