Family Guy - Jesus succeeds at stand-up

Season: 22 Episode: 15 - Faith no more

[@jmc597]

I was waiting for a heckler to say ‘Give us Barabbas!’.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Makes a shit in the streets joke about the civilization with sewers!

[@bobsnow6242]

@jmc597 Yeah but he's in Rome here, not Judaea.

[@TtotheCizzel]

Your a better writer then them

[@JimmySailor]

“I Column like a see-um”. Lol

[@christopheredwards788]

At least Jesus is doing what he wants and he's doing good.

[@jonathan4158]

They sure love his jokes.

[@tintindb]

Stand up comedy can be brutal. If they don't like you they can feed you to the lions...

[@bentowers7743]

He did great.

[@duaneboxwell9137]

I did not realize Jesus played the Colloseum. It was a mistake to crucify this early comic genius.

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

Well you know, as Voltaire said “if you want to know who controls you, look at who you can’t criticise.” My guess it was a joke about Jupiter which made him get cancelled.

[@damien5138]

Rome: Pooping in the streets San Francisco: Hood our beer

[@summertime6785]

They say if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.👍

[@summertime6785]

Jesus is living his dream…

[@theoldloisgriffin99-03]

Yup

[@Studentofgosset]

Ha, his last temptation

[@christopheredwards788]

And my mom's a virgin. That's fun. When I was a teenager I had to give HER the talk 😂😂

[@superiorwingedfox]

Not gonna lie I'll go to show to see him

[@MiMi-Elona]

I Love You Jesus.....🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@luisbranko.]

I love that it starts with him by himself in the back

[@arkwill14]

He should have ended with a callback joke.

[@andrewcao1526]

He should have ended with a callback joke

[@sethmooney2235]

If you don’t laugh you’re sent to the unquenchable fires of Hell

[@JumpirThatsHard]

Family Guy In 30 A.D

[@mr.mediocregamer9653]

He's making them laugh with those jokes, that's the miracle.

[@bbb462cid]

Well, He ended pretty strong there

[@coffeecartoons5345]

If Jesus ever appears on Earth, and I am proven wrong as an atheist, first thing I want is a comedy session from him

[@XB10001]

Well, Jesus has a great sense of humor.

[@tylergoodman3560]

God bless everyone. ❤🎉

[@notlikely4468]

I would have said he died out there But...he's got another gig lined up in three days

[@hazeyroguelantern7893]

OK, the last 2 were pretty good 👍 😂

[@jerometaperman7102]

Oh that Jeebus is such a cutup.

[@timothygremlin9737]

The last one was actually good

[@edcal33166]

I Column Like I See Um

[@TheRealBozz]

A triumph!

[@georgesotiriou7051]

The first guy to play arenas

[@billpetersen298]

She thought it was abstinence, from drink.

[@davideaston8314]

Much like how his life ended, he nailed it!

[@Bolognabeef]

Did his voice actor switch mid sentence?? 😭

[@posthocprior]

He killed.

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

This is actually a decent bit.

[@trinkabuszczuk6138]

My dad’s God. Also, I’m God and there’s a ghost who’s God, too. That’s true comedy! 😂

[@haamishmcgarry]

This killed.. Jesus.

[@d0min0danc1ng]

Now do the Buddha and...*drumroll* Muhammad.. Dun dun dunnnn 😱

[@shaylalauren]

This is the funniest and original the writers have been in some time

[@bruno5137]

Yes and ironically it's a joke about how cliched out of town stand-ups are.

[@Cyberraptor14]

Godzilla's new home

[@seriousmonkey5654]

Yeah.

[@odejideibukun]

See how Christians didn't get violent over this?

[@allananderson949]

There weren't any Christians in the skit

[@RedRoc2000]

@@allananderson949totally went over ur heard erh

[@allananderson949]

@@RedRoc2000 And yet here you are getting triggered. The irony

[@brianmcguire5175]

All these bad puns are making Messiah out loud! Sigh..

[@eddiestaunton514]

If we were Muslims we would issue a Fatwah for this

[@NoggleBaum]

If Joseph held off "knowing" Mary until after JC was born, the JC popped Mary's cherry.

[@armanromana1580]

new family guy is so weird

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Heard him do stand up lots of context n pronouns yeah

[@aaronlane8276]

Imagine if this was written in the Bible.

[@geoffreyspain3554]

Actually, people probably got a good laugh out of Matthew 7 v. 3 - 5 at the time when he said it. It's pretty funny to imagine it.

[@shivscd]

Any comment worth 500+ likes?

[@shivscd]

I mean funnier joke?

[@ChrisEvery-tx5np]

Do this to Islam.😂😂

[@haruhirogrimgar6047]

This wasn't even anti-christian though? Yeah the writers will probably get death threats if they drew muhammed doing standup. But this wasn't even edgy atheist humor.

[@antirevomag834]

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 K? Doesn't that mean it wouldn't be anti-islamic to do it with islam?

[@nameall2808]

Do you want their heads to roll ? They are afraid bro