Family Guy - Meg vs Mike

Season 12, episode 04: A Fistful of Meg

[@NO-1-U-NO]

I’m not even surprised the school did absolutely nothing to stop the fight from happening.

[@fica1137]

Dude was literally liquified

[@elknothin3403]

thats what meg gets for being ugly

[@lokkomotive8153]

It’s meg

[@bagusandhika4560]

Even the principal put a bet on bully

[@AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina]

When Meg wasn't taken away in handcuffs for murdering that man, I was *shocked*

[@Fradth]

Imagine having an anti-uggliness punch. This could be a millionnaire in no time with such a gift.

[@kingbeef66]

Yeah, forget expensive plastic surgery.

[@Emy-fv5ny]

I'll definitely pay for a punch 😅

[@Kyleplaysgames567]

I think he can't make her any uglier so it rebounded back to pretty.

[@bonishkoirala8171]

And you get to punch people

[@alfred0621]

Handsome Squidward

[@ELMolliez]

Relax my throat and make eye contact 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@henrybiggs3113]

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@ETamJP]

That joke just blew past me when I first heard it, I have to admit.😅

[@hungryhamster4567]

What

[@hungryhamster4567]

Wait a second...

[@imtylerthecreator]

I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@keyanawhitely7942]

Fun fact: Mental Mike is voiced by Scott Grimes who voices Steve from American Dad

[@dja3456]

That doesn't sound like him at all

[@dinomanny41]

He also voices Kevin Swanson on this show.

[@devenflores3342]

@@dinomanny41I kinda agree with you.

[@evanholloway1692]

Another Fun Fact: Meg made it all up. Mental Mike never existed. How do I know? If you listen to the end, you’ll notice something strange. If Meg died in Septic Shock, she wouldn’t be here to tell the story.

[@THOMASINTHE1980S]

The main cast always come back like Kenny from "South Park".

[@seanmcquigg]

0:49 look next to Quagmire it's the Men we don't know what we did guy

[@jwill5892]

You're awful!

[@shibinmi]

The 3rd guy to his right in that clip looks like my penis

[@bluebrain7009]

1:50 "Don't look! Keep your eyes shut!"

[@thekingofwaffles8403]

Nope, Wouldn't work! It'll just burn through the eyelids and unto your brain! Seen it happen on a *Japanese* horror movie about a monster toilet and horrid vaginal dentata chewing & gnawing on people.

[@JustKrin]

5 references to 80s movies in 2 minutes? Man they really cant live without nostalgia

[@alysssabear]

It’s Family Guy, what’d you expect?

[@carlalorimer4905]

1:48 Indiana Jones reference (top 10 greatest villains scream)

[@lynnloudjr2870]

Raiders of the lost ark reference

[@mikeyaintplayenthatway]

This reminds me of handsome squidward

[@TheGrandUsurperOfDeath]

Yes 😂😂

[@marielenapotts848]

1:44 Finish him! 1:57 Meg wins! Flawless victory. Fatality!

[@bgnat5594]

Actually that wasn't a flawless victory. Ya know?

[@kaikysouza9861]

Far from Flawless, more like Brutality too since he wasn't already defeated

[@josuefairy]

Flawless victory: UGLITY

[@tigrecativante]

Meg got punched in the face like 6 times and didn't even faint, either she's super tough or the guy packs a shit punch

[@fearedjames]

She's the daughter of Peter the chicken fighter. Shes gotta have some durability.

[@Kakarot64.]

Have you seen how many times she's had a baseball bat smashed into her face full force just for startling Peter?

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

Yes

[@user-wt1nb1cg6s]

Meg remember that Quagmire teach her to use the gross

[@OPUP]

Yeah, but he also taught her to relax her throat and make eye contact.

[@sega310982]

I have a feeling the Rocky Dennis thing was the writers trying to atone for the earlier Rocky Dennis flashback.

[@FlynnBTerrens]

Most likely

[@OctacleEdits]

1:12 Is that... Tyler? 🎶 MEN 🎶 🎶 We don’t know what we did! 🎶

[@deshawnwilliams3358]

1:14 Mike: your kiss is definitely not on my list.

[@LinkTardis]

😂 i noticed that too

[@christianmagoon5968]

Power of the Ark

[@-Gunnarsson]

Meg looked good for a moment 😂

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

I wonder if it would have fixed the whole ark or the covenant thing going on with her breasts.

[@nateeleven]

1:47 MEG GRIFFIN used the ARK! It's super effective!

[@joshuabrown5557]

1:49 This is some scary (bleep)!!! Yeah, like the Outer Limits.

[@ricardomorales8969]

What’s ark?

[@yodenheim647]

The ark of the covenant from Indiana jones

[@skull2470]

"We get it seth you watched tv in the 80's" - the main cast of family guy.

[@princessmarlena1359]

0:41 My sentiments exactly.

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

Meg opens the Ark at 1:47!

[@thetwelfth9987]

I was not expecting a Rocky Dennis joke

[@ClawBuckle]

the ending tho…

[@sabrinafoschi9161]

1:48 my reaction on Fan fiction version of Bubble Bass from SpongeBob Squarepants.

[@Kitchdmn3]

“Did you hear the volleyball team lost at San Diego?”

[@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376]

It's so funny when Meg gets a pretty face would've loved to see her reaction even though she's already beautiful enough.

[@happylad7765]

🤨

[@StrawB0ss]

Why isn't anyone talking about how smooth that animation was?

[@heikkisuora2500]

Relax my throat and make eye contact?

[@notramesses4790]

No, the fighting stuff!

[@BharatSingh-qw7zw]

Was that a "Raiders of the lost Ark" reference ?

[@Aaron17988]

What is happening to me Turns into doc Brown to the creeper then skeleton

[@jonathanmendoza2319]

Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark Reference

[@antoniodagostino2291]

Relax my throat and make eye contact? 🤣

[@jmann6368]

1:48 - 1:55 me when I discovered Rule 34

[@patrik9328]

Are you still alive

[@vincentbarney3091]

3 o'clock high parody

[@Dc-kk9bd]

Is no one talking about the relax and eye contact comment because youtube deletes it?

[@zerotodona1495]

Because we don’t want to know why he taught a high schooler that…

[@Dc-kk9bd]

@zerotodona1495 that's what they said about biden. Now look at him

[@evanholloway1692]

Wait a minute. If you died, how is it that you’re still here narrating the story?

[@BlanXris]

I had the same question when I read the first Magnus Chase book.

[@evanholloway1692]

@@BlanXris you know what this means? It means Meg made this up. Busted!!!

[@veteranpg3d156]

But in ths the show she has died like dozens of times

[@evanholloway1692]

@@veteranpg3d156 Exactly. Those were all made up stories too. If Meg died, she wouldn’t still be here.

[@maximumvoltagestudios1866]

0:46 inspirational 🥹

[@berlinerjung5304]

ok…that pimple thing was 🤢 baaaaah

[@stevencraig2131]

3 O'Clock High

[@justin_whitewolf2538]

Only with ugly and grossness being the deciding weapon instead of brass knucks lol

[@kaylasecoy295]

She was taught by her dads neighbor Glen quagmire

[@user-wd6me5vz7p]

mike was the kind of a male teenage bully that would beat up on a girl like meg.

[@Magolor123-bruh.]

What did michael pulaski see

[@lovebug9696]

Twelve Oclock High is awesome

[@deronevery7127]

1:51 That part was too funny to me

[@newman824]

He punched her pretty 😂🤣😂

[@wiserabbit1]

1:02 Use the force

[@vitormanoelrodrigues1695]

Megatron griffin wins fatality

[@bossRCjr18]

1:48 Finish Him 1:55 Fatality Meg Griffin Wins

[@RoxGamingPL4080]

Meg's reflectors are hotter than the sun

[@jolsersisaviverraginian]

if her front is that powerful im afraid for the guys that's gonna have the deed with her

[@mariamajor8650]

1:09

[@mariamajor8650]

1:12

[@UmbrellaTechInc]

1:48 - Megatron Jones and Chest of the Ark😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-bz3xw8id7m]

YEAH IT IS!

[@jvanimation9520]

1:47 Get a load of this!

[@mariamajor8650]

1:10

[@DeanOrbong]

1:51 Just like "Howling IV" where Richard Adams melted by Werewolf

[@S0yY0]

Esto nos enseña que la mejor manera de evitar una pelea es ser lo más repulsivo posible

[@Magolor123-bruh.]

How would scp 096 react to it because he always comes back when killed

[@AidenMichaelKohlhepp]

Man, That 1:48 is brutal gore!

[@pheenix42]

"He chose... poorly."

[@lupascoal3948]

I would like to see prision Meg vs him

[@JustsomeSpaceG1]

0:11 Meg gave him a sloppy 💀

[@user-wt1nb1cg6s]

Meg defeated mike turned into a skeleton and his bones were breaking apart in his body was melting on the ground he's finally gone he's dead he's not going to survive that Meg won

[@TgamerBio5529]

She died a year later 😂 😂 😂

[@anonymousaccess-wc9sd]

Peter vs mike

[@uchenna3295]

Quagmire: remember what I thought you. Meg: relax my throat and make eye contact. Most underrated.

[@user-wt1nb1cg6s]

Meg spit on his face mike doesn't like her this way mike had never seen meg this stronger than him before at her school mike throw up on the ground mike asked her what's her problem she's crazy as hell

[@a_randomuser4402]

They should have her in mortal kombat.

[@josuefairy]

UGLITY

[@RicklessSanchez]

Stronger vs ugly.

[@user-wt1nb1cg6s]

Mike was going to punch Meg and Meg lift her shirt up and she used her shirt for him for making him dead holy smokes Meg finally won the battle not bad I'm really proud of Meg standing up for herself against bullys

[@linkinpdma]

Carai, relexar a garganta e manter contato visual foi muito errado, hahahahaha.

[@Senior_Amiro]

Crazy diamond

[@kayghanvillanueva3154]

Mike show be arrested for assault. Also it is morally wrong for a man to hit a woman.

[@user-wt1nb1cg6s]

Mike has no chance against Meg Griffin because she's winning the battle in the school I believe it in her mouth just kiss him or something else just do what he teach you and you can just use the gross

[@javib2978]

Wow!! Seriously?! Mike got beaten down by Meg. A brat and a nerd. To me, I think nerds are nice and amazing people too. Hello, Stand By Me, As Told By Ginger, Phineas and Ferb, BraceFace, and NERDS. A series of novels. The nerd trope is amazing too!

[@samj5183]

Remember how gross it was when meg died?🤣🤣🤣

[@user-bz3xw8id7m]

YEAH IT IS! FINISH HIM! TOHO STUDIOS TOKYO JAPAN WINS!

[@user-rq7wg4op8k]

What's this episode

[@Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57]

Season 12 episode 4

[@lucifer_morningstar355]

Fatality 😂😂😂

[@milanvarrelmann2798]

0:23 0:32 0:51 I've never liked Meg

[@dsgaming_005]

Fatality 💀, actually it megtality 1:56

[@neverunknown1236]

Ok but like meg could have beat him up like her family is just fighting gods for some reason

[@user-bz3xw8id7m]

FINISH HIM! TOHO STUDIOS SEIJO SETAGAYA CITY TOKYO JAPAN WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY. FATALITY!

[@user-bz3xw8id7m]

FINISH HIM! TOHO STUDIOS SEIJO SETAGAYA CITY TOKYO JAPAN WINS!

[@Zzrdemon6633]

Relax your throat and make eye contact! 😭😭😭😭

[@user-bz3xw8id7m]

FINISH HIM! YEAH IT IS! TOHO STUDIOS SEIJO SETAGAYA CITY TOKYO JAPAN WINS!

[@RATEDR138]

Meg wins FATALITY!

[@ShustriyBison]

Что Рожков делает в грифинах?

[@lucasromero341]

Fatality

[@arunmk21]

0:08

[@Thunder_Dome45]

Not cool, Meg!

[@rphb5870]

why would anyone cheer over a big guy beating up a girl

[@NiceSimon13]

1:26-1:34 😂😂

[@Wildcatevdog]

Why is there so much

[@NiceSimon13]

​@@Wildcatevdogit depends how big a pimpel is

[@sophieandkarolina8374]

❤

[@ShaunnaReyes-td3zz]

Ouch.😱

[@KarenLee-bs5ms]

Wtf did I just watch..a boy fighting a girl..nope nope it's just a cartoon but still no way

[@betch7257]

Hey why he's deid and they parent what they so

[@Deedric_Kee]

Wow 😂

[@KeyboardBuster]

1:54 melty melty melty!

[@mishimishi4176]

XDDDDDD

[@uncommonusername]

What the actual fuck is family guy

[@DonBolsas-ox6sx]

🤣