Family Guy - Morbidly Obese Albert

[@robertdubs9466]

Three days later... "Hey, hey, hey! Goin' to a funeral!"

[@robertdubs9466]

@AllGames1K Perhaps Fat... er... Morbidly Obese Albert ate him.

[@mrcritical6751]

Wouldn’t that be “hey hey hey, goin’ to a funeral today”

[@robertdubs9466]

@@mrcritical6751 The funeral would've been about two or three days after the death.

[@crimsondynamo615]

“So Ya see kids, some jive turkey’s just don’t learn. Ain’t that right Albert?”

[@Cacowninja]

Emergency room first, then funeral!

[@mushroomhead3619]

One handful that is.

[@lonelyvariety]

Mushroom Head I thought I was original

[@rickastley5675]

@@lonelyvariety well you aren’t

[@JustAguy006]

@@rickastley5675 you know the rules and so do I

[@PeterGriffin-jq7vf]

One box

[@radicallarry5952]

@@JustAguy006 You are all equally worthless

[@jeffcase7827]

The funny thing about that cutaway gag is that the "just have one, but takes a lot of the chocolate" joke was actually done on the original show as well. It was an episode about the problems with junk food. The character Slim offers Fat Albert chocolate covered popcorn and he takes a lot of it while saying he'll maybe take one.

[@joshuaangeloglumalid8314]

Lol

[@mattbartolovich8228]

What episode was that ?

[@rpghorrorfan879]

@@mattbartolovich8228 junk food

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Lmao.

[@MJK1965]

I just noticed that. LOL. When he says "one" he means one box.

[@pickle7256]

"Hahaha, i'll think i'll have one..." *Eats almost all of the chocolate*

[@snow24121]

"Alright, maybe I'll have one" Are you deaf?

[@lonelyvariety]

Nyla & Notneb he meant one box (or handful)

[@jonscott2827]

They stole this from mtv fucking hacks

[@kcinrolyat3049]

800th like

[@IluvDelutaya]

It's to scale

[@Saltedroastedcaramel]

I just realized that the kid who's holding the chocolate has the same voice actor as rallo.

[@TheDoomCupcakes]

Yup

[@Essu_]

And Cleveland.

[@King_Colombia_Inc]

Mike Henry.

[@redeadbone9007]

that's Russell.

[@FishFreddy]

Aren't they all voiced by Mike Henry?

[@post-showtime1940]

“Look on the bright side, now you get your shoes half-price!” “HA. HA. HA.”

[@kingofdeath9012]

*AIGHT, MAYBE I'LL HAVE ONE.*

[@alexthespacemonkey5926]

M U N C H

[@averageminecraftenjoyer9419]

C R U N C H

[@asgbrazygocrazy2132]

*TAKES A DAM HAND FULL*

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Over Pregnant

[@YowLife]

Who would give a job to a baby?

[@FKP_1510]

Hey I'm subbed to you :D

[@adamcommercial3133]

Sweatshop owners

[@slimeinabox]

The same animators that made the same male baby get pregnant and have kids with a literal dog.

[@malthazar555]

china

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Half of Washington these days...but it isn't a job they'd want. Pigs.

[@ephraimtobing9491]

“Look on the bright side, now you get your shoes half-price”

[@diaplatinum1030]

Hahaha alright maybe i'll have one *Grabs and eats chocolate*

[@NamelessKnightt]

@@diaplatinum1030 *eats almost whole box instead of one*

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

This is definitely some pretty dark humour...

[@arspho583]

Why is almost no one talking about this joke??? It’s killing me 😂

[@monketheweapondealerforfur7395]

@@NamelessKnightt *hey hey hey.. gonna eat a cake.. AGH GOD HEART ATTAC..*

[@MrCodysVideos]

"Haha ok maybe I'll take one" *grabs handful*

[@emptyspotlight]

1 box

[@Mahr06]

Lol

[@EP-pg3xs]

Lol at first I couldn’t get the joke then realized it was a half a pack he grabbed.

[@jetstreamsam5983]

one handful, that is.

[@RW24897]

"I can't eat those chocolates on account of my diabetes." that part made me laugh.

[@jonesinc.2k193]

He was honest lol

[@HugeHaloFanboy]

It's even funnier his voice is so deep

[@figure9883]

*diabetus

[@seferino]

"Remember they had to take my foot " 😆😆

[@kenthuang436]

The part that made me laugh was the part about getting shoes half price.

[@theintenseguy4671]

0:22:He's also lost 70 lbs.

[@akshatsharma6299]

hahahaha lmaoo

[@DB-bq6zc]

What a big weight lost i weigh 2 of it.

[@trulyflawfull]

That's not friendship, it's just brilliantly disguised murder.

[@chocodraws5137]

The fact they kept the smiles as he took a handful of those chocolates

[@marvelstarwarsfan8410]

Enablers is another word

[@rm-cd2dy]

For everyone that is confused, by one, he meant one box.

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Lol

[@echowofox]

he didint eat all of it

[@crypt5129]

@@echowofox He’s not done

[@mindriot91_96]

One handful.

[@rubendominguez5260]

Mike Henry is a genius with his voices these guys sound like Cleveland and rallo

[@oneboymanymemesofficial9420]

No anymore 😭

[@animefan2454]

@@oneboymanymemesofficial9420 Blame the SJW's

[@karendouglas4228]

@@animefan2454 no one forced mike henry to step down from his role, you guys always have to bring politics into everything

[@sirhenrymorgan1187]

@@karendouglas4228 Nobody technically forced him to step down, that’s true. But society’s changing values conditioned and pressured him into stepping down. Identity politics shamed him into quitting.

[@mr.classicragememerook96]

@@sirhenrymorgan1187 Dang

[@joshuaselvig6832]

Albert: “Ha ha ha. Alright, maybe I’ll have one”. *takes almost entire box*

[@CheapBastard1988]

@Icey45 Yt Nah the rest is still coming. He meant "one truckload".

[@brantfrans8595]

I showed this to my mom, she couldn't stop laughing!!!😂😂😂

[@balrajsingh715]

You’re lucky your mom can laugh at family guy .

[@lord_beringei]

@@balrajsingh715 no shit sherlock

[@Hannah1114]

My mom would give me a 5 hour lecture if I showed her this

[@Zhaxxy]

@@Hannah1114 lol lucky most kids would get some sort of beating

[@dillon9378]

@@Hannah1114 bruh

[@SpoonAtNoon]

"Alright maybe i'll have one" Takes nearly the entire tray

[@mrj.kottari8453]

"My 600lb Life: Albert's Story"

[@SuperMarioParky999]

Are you sure it ain't 600 TONS

[@bowlingboi9633]

What makes this even funnier is that in the original fat Albert cartoon when Albert says ok I'll have one when he's offered food he takes a handful 😂.

[@KronoClip]

“Maybe I’ll have one” Yeah one handful!

[@bucksfanbell]

Nice stolen joke bro!

[@KronoClip]

@@bucksfanbell yeah pretty much

[@evilvicsgames2005]

I love you pfp bae

[@christinalittleton5773]

"I'll just have one." *the whole damn factory disappears*

[@nolem5417]

His laugh at 0:25 kills me! 😂

[@BuckyMac44]

**Ha Ha Ha**

[@slimeinabox]

That’s not even morbidly- that’s terrifyingly.

[@SavoxYT]

Did Bill just get edited out whenever this re-aired or was he always missing? Because it looks like that space next to Harold and Mushmouth was air brushed or something.

[@johnnyrocket6588]

It looks normal to me

[@shanef06]

i dont see where your looking

[@TheCeraization]

Bill was never in that cutaway to begin with.

[@sarventetheholynun3322]

Did you just troll us

[@ccllvn]

I don't think anyone agrees or even understands what he meant, yet this comment got hundreds of likes lmao

[@XD-zd6hb]

"Damn, his diabetus so bad, the doctor had to take his left leg. So instead of Fat Albert, we calls him Big Stumple."

[@redlinefrenskytwo]

Lol! You said "diabetus"!

[@CheapBastard1988]

@@redlinefrenskytwo Aw "Dia bet us" and lost.

[@monketheweapondealerforfur7395]

@@redlinefrenskytwo remember that one meme darth dieabetus, TAKES IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL WE LOOKING AT GOD OF THR STAR WARS UNIVERSE THIS IS HOW BUG HES GOTTEN TO PUT HIS DYING HEART INTO THIS.

[@redlinefrenskytwo]

@@monketheweapondealerforfur7395 Cool story, bro!

[@immavegetasan]

69 likes

[@cyber-thundr_]

0:25 "Ha, ha, ha" 🤣 I don't why that makes me laugh but damn that was funny

[@crunko3432]

literally 80% of the comments *takes a handful*

[@ZoofyZoof]

"I think I'll have one comment on this joke" *_takes a handful_*

[@TheBestYTPer]

"Maybe I'll have one" *Proceeds to eat almost the entire box*

[@J-leaf]

R.I.P Morbidly Obese Albert

[@Nayops24]

0:27 Albert - Alright maybe I’ll have 1 Takes half of the 💩🤣

[@germangamer7377]

That’s the shit emoji.

[@Nayops24]

GermanGamer 7 Exactly❓

[@Animation4lyfe123]

@@germangamer7377 lol peepeepoopoo check bruh

[@NicholasNRG]

Who else finds it weirdly wholesome that he makes Fat Albert laugh and the way he laughs

[@alexanderjs11]

"Maybe I'll have one." (Takes hand full)

[@RichterTheRat]

The "Maybe I'll have one." joke was actually in the original Fat Albert in the episode "Junk Food" where Albert becomes concerned about his weight.

[@Reaper-3000]

Oh Morbidly Obese Albert always caving to peer pressure

[@sethleoric2598]

I like how he grabs 90% of it with a single swipe

[@louie-xk4yq]

Morbidly deceased albert

[@Unhandyreal]

i love the way he takes the chocolate so quickly it’s literally like one frame

[@therealf148]

It’s morbin time

[@thotslayer806]

Diabeto - finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[@fernandoparadacastillo5901]

You should add The Fatman 😄

[@spicy_cheerio5819]

Hey, hey, hey! I'm going into cardiac arrest!

[@mdm5216]

Needs a remake "Body positive Alberta"

[@Berserker3624]

Look where ‘body positive’ lead him!

[@MrEOM41]

“We now return to Morbidly Obese Albert” ... 📺

[@lacethefirebender2099]

“Alright maybe I’ll have one” *eats whole box*

[@reallyninja7778]

Will they actually give you one shoe if you have one foot?

[@hipperdry]

I mean probably. It be stupid if you had to pay for both shoes, but you only need one of them

[@H.EL-Othemany]

No you have to buy both of them and throw one away

[@483p90rh]

ReallyNinja? 777 hahaha

[@basillah7650]

No, You can only buy shoes as a pair.

[@Victoria3232-j7o]

ReallyNinja? 777 who knows but Atleast you can have a shoe collection.

[@partyghost3124]

i feel bad for Morbidly Obese Albert even though he is a fictional character 🙁 he looks so exhausted and without energy because of his weight

[@andrewgan557]

And depressed.

[@kingbacon124]

0:12, the start

[@Wilieanimations]

“ *maybe I’ll have one* “. Proceeds to take the whole box

[@usmanchughtai1751]

I guess he ate Cosby. I don’t see him no where

[@petecampbell3929]

I feel chubby but at least I’m not in shape like Morbidly Obese Albert Thank you Family Guy

[@KOHF34]

Seth MacFarlane sure seems to enjoy stealing ideas and bits from other shows. He stole this from Mad TV. Almost verbatim, too.

[@KOHF34]

GOD He is one of the writers, actually.

[@ZakWolf]

@@KOHF34 I wonder if Seth was involved with MadTV's "Morbidly Obese Albert?" It also helps MadTV originally ran on FOX.

[@Cacowninja]

Not really I mean the one on Madtv was styled completely differently than this one.

[@JLLullaby]

Not really my guy, they're just not similar enough

[@NWR1991]

Although this was from 2008, he barely writes for the show anymore screenrant.com/family-guy-behind-scenes-secrets-trivia/#:~:text=16%20MACFARLANE%20DOESN'T%20EVEN,money%20where%20his%20mouth%20is.&text=He%20only%20does%20the%20voice,longer%20crafting%20the%20show's%20stories.

[@ntl5983]

"Look on the bright side, now you get your shoes half priced." Actually, his shoes are now double priced.

[@roaring20spennies]

How

[@ntl5983]

@@roaring20spennies They don't sell one shoe, he has to buy the pair even though he only uses one.

[@deltawestunitedofficial9502]

This is basically Deviantart

[@DiddelySkwat]

Hahaha! Well said!

[@RegularInvader]

I can see this cutaway used to reference “My 600 pound life.”

[@oc_sa]

“I’ll just take *one* “ *Eats the entire fucking box cardboard included*

[@franciscoperalta5413]

It only makes it funnier

[@oc_sa]

@@franciscoperalta5413 true true

[@weirdwolfy5111]

Morbiusly a beast 😎

[@Humantoo2012]

What they didn't show was that he flatlined immediately after he ate the chocolates

[@Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE]

I don't know if I should feel bad or just straight up laugh so hard

[@Gohamdagoham]

"Maybe I'll have one." Fucking eats half the donuts.

[@FilmmakeroftheFuture]

This is the one with Stewie home alone.

[@AlanatorTheGreat]

When the bowl on Halloween says take one so you take one bowl.

[@zaxe4973]

I tought he was gonna have a heart attack xd

[@gunz69420]

“Morbiusly obese Albert”

[@musicman76enator]

I'm surprised Albert didn't say his signature line!! That's what makes him Albert!!

[@imperialspy7204]

"maybe I'll have one" eats all of it

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

He just took all the muffins instead of one. haha!

[@georgeliapes8365]

Uriel Septim they were chocolate

[@knuclear200x]

mmm chocolate muffins...

[@bbb462cid]

indeed, he took every cupcake

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

First of all, they weren't muffins. They were chocolates. Second, he didn't take all of them. A few of them were left.

[@PuffyBuffy25]

Yes he took alot of pancakes

[@DHAdArchivez]

'alright maybe I'll have one....' **TAKES ALMOST THE WHOLE BOX**

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

just noticed that he didn't eat them out of not having self control, he ate them because the joke was unamusing and he wanted to die.

[@BioHazardStudios8]

"alright maybe ill have one" **takes like 20**

[@sdm47]

Albert how much chocolate did you eat? Albert: “just one!” Looks at him Albert: “handful”

[@eb2k445]

This will be Nick Avacado one month from now.

[@gregs7519]

You know something Rudy, you’re like school in summertime.

[@Thomperfan]

No class.

[@five627]

Morbius

[@somethingcoolithink2574]

Hey hey hey I’m in heaven

[@imsonicnoob2112]

Hey hey hey, *Im dead*

[@AJRIOS2005]

But he said "Ha Ha Ha".

[@CanadaBricks]

“Alright, maybe I’ll have one” *proceeds to eat 3/4 of the chocolate*

[@thefuzzylegend8674]

Tfw you rip off something from madtv

[@urnotgunnadoshit8190]

But be just as funny. Says he'll take one. takes most of the box

[@ilikemetal2910]

The Fuzzy Dice Probably seth was doing a reference or something, notice how they say morbidly obese albert instead of a fatter fat albert

[@chillingguy8386]

Thank you I was about to say that

[@everythingmitchmiller8949]

The Fuzzy Dice that’s what I was saying

[@adamgriffith-smith9106]

@@ilikemetal2910 why do people always say “Seth” as if he does 100% of the jokes and writing? Just say the writers or the producers

[@kadeywakes1842]

"alright maybe ill have one" Eats almost the whole box

[@andromeda9128]

this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen in my life

[@351cleavland]

IN Your Whole Life?!?!?

[@tailedgates9]

"Alright, maybe I'll have one." *grabs a handful* XD

[@mateothenerd6246]

One means the Whole Damn thing

[@Kubaadamiec]

"Maybe ill take one" *Takes like 70% of the box*

[@thecrusader8247]

Isn't Albert already morbidly obese?

[@monkeywithanak319]

Not to the point where his leg has to be amputated.

[@marcustrice3246]

He may be fat but he's very active with his friends. He plays football basketball baseball and he runs and volleyball.

[@andrewgan557]

@@marcustrice3246 in short he is like Po from Kung Fu panda he's very lively and has an active life for a fat guy. Not morbidly obese like he spent all day sitting or lying down on his room doing nothing but eat and sleep.

[@marcustrice3246]

@@andrewgan557 I agree

[@gamingmusicmishaps]

Hey hey hey,!! It's Morbidly obese Albert!!!!

[@daledunham9258]

Did anyone newest one means I huge handful?

[@mrgarybusey2052]

I went cross eyed when reading this comment.

[@jetster4117]

Dale Dunham Nic grammar

[@user-ty2uz4gb7v]

Technically he lost weight

[@yoshpeters3079]

Haha maybe I’ll have one. Eats almost all the chocolates in one handful.

[@racingfan787b2]

You see he didn’t mean one chocolate. He mean’t one box

[@jeffreymeeks4051]

Remember they had to take my foot *Camera pans out to show stump* lol

[@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549]

Yes

[@rakich312]

“Ha ha ha, maybe I’ll have one.” *HANDFULL*

[@redeadbone9007]

haha, notice who's missing from the cosby kids?

[@bozo6206]

rebrornsucmyunlcorn I remember that episode of Fat Albert.

[@redeadbone9007]

*Fat albert and friends go to the future*

[@mjpilot4439]

Bill Cosby, good riddence; maybe Fat Albert ate him... >:D

[@godzillavkk]

@@mjpilot4439 The rape scandal was just a front. He was arrested because he was old, black and had outlived his usefulness. Otherwise, Weinstein and Kavenaugh would also be in jail.

[@mjpilot4439]

@@godzillavkk That's not Bill, I forgot his name though; Young Bill wears a white sweater, and I know Bill's in jail; I just want to think of it that way

[@all-stargamer7574]

"Maybe I'll have one" One box that is

[@Torterra625]

Morbidly Obese Albert was also found guilty of multiple accounts of sexual assault and was sentenced to 3 to 10 years in prison. He died two years into his sentence and had never received visits from his family beforehand.

[@tharealjbb7928]

Fuck u bitch

[@Torterra625]

@@tharealjbb7928 Where’s the lie? 😁

[@tharealjbb7928]

@@Torterra625 😂😂😂

[@tharealjbb7928]

@@Torterra625 😂😂😂 I don’t even remember writing this

[@Torterra625]

@@tharealjbb7928 Same here. I still stand by it though.

[@dragonfireproductions790]

"maybe I'll have one" is accurate he didn't state one piece or 1 box 😂

[@sageplatano1298]

**DEAD**

[@thewolfbusters5951]

I just discovered Fat Albert. And now i get the joke of this cutaway.

[@indayteray8647]

Thicc Albert

[@lonecat1448]

I love how he said aight maybe ill have one and then immediately swallows the chocolate whole

[@daledunham9258]

Ha ha ha......says morbidly obese Albert. So damn funny!!

[@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773]

"I'll have one." _Only a spoonful._

[@nightwolf883]

Yeah, way to steal from a MAD TV episode. “Get original, Seth McFarland”

[@legojangofett1775]

@kananga309 grow up

[@legojangofett1775]

@kananga309 ha ha ha that it is a good good call back to your old comment

[@nightwolf883]

@@legojangofett1775that would mean so much more if you weren’t a neck beard in your moms basement