Family Guy "Every Pizza Place Salad"

Funny Stuff

[@cybersilver5816]

Don't forget that the lettuce has to be dripping wet, but all the other ingredients are dry for some reason

[@ahinev2976]

Oh my god a code lyoko fan

[@BigDogCountry]

The lettuce is wet because if you put it in water in the walk-in it stays green longer.

[@ishiyamaaa]

Code lyoko fans are rare to come by these days :D

[@princessmarlena1359]

Code Lyoko rules!

[@princessmarlena1359]

@Sunset's Channel people pretending to also eat healthy in order to justify having a pizza. 😉

[@flips220]

Forgot to add a shit load of raw red onions.

[@galenhart]

And bleu cheese crumbles

[@joanthemad5894]

flips220 or feta cheese

[@Josh-hh2cu]

flips220 fucking love red onion

[@MK-ex4pb]

flips220 no kidding, and cabbage

[@funkyweapon1981]

Gross.

[@jakefett9503]

"Hello welcome to Binging with Babish. Today I'm going to make a terrible salad from family guy"

[@wonkydingo6388]

That would be great

[@DeltaOdyssey]

Honestly I want him to do this just to see how he would make a warm salad with the white part of lettuce and peppers taste good.

[@TheBrokenOwl]

That would be great, and since he also like to sometimes fix meals, I can see him redoing it in his own way as well

[@azadisoleil6319]

I’m starting to leave comments on his vids asking for this

[@RDS_Armwrestling]

He'd have to make the pizzas too

[@xZippy]

This was so realistic that I could smell the strange saltiness of that salad.

[@giordan131]

That saltiness is sweat

[@blackcoffee7903]

Those salty ass kalamata olives

[@BestKCL]

The black olives that taste like bleach/ammonia/plastic

[@greatwavefan397]

@@giordan131 "I made salad with a twist." *eats* "What's the twist?" "Sweat." *PFFFU-*

[@Salah.Ad-Din]

@@BestKCL It's because 1. you've only tasted black olives; there are many more 2. the olives are literally canned in salty brine.

[@robbieclark7828]

You can tell Seth McFarlane just writes episodes around whatever's pissing him off that week.

[@penske_material]

he doesn't write anymore... supposedly

[@parkerthomas3803]

That explains why the show sucks now.

[@blondiesaband]

Robbie Clark Obviously.

[@DanteAtomosKageokami]

didn't he do a movie like that?

[@VILEMasterShake]

Seth McFarlane has only written three episodes since the start.

[@jamesvergos3695]

Buying a salad at a pizza place is like getting a multivitamin from your drug dealer

[@jackcarroll3575]

"drug dealership" rofl

[@NiTheGod]

the fuck is drug dealership? reading your comment is like getting an ass cancer

[@evanbright6105]

except it's not getting a multivitamin from a drug dealer

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

This gives me an idea I'm going to become a crack dealer but instead of the usual dilapidated crack house I'm going to have a really fancy place and call it a drug dealership, might even offer 0% finance aswell.

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

Hahaha

[@AM-id5ry]

I like how he doesn’t even correctly cut the tomato into thirds

[@byunhagui]

Lmfao underrated comment

[@diegodunn-humphrey512]

So it’s even more accurate the

[@jarrodbarkley9061]

I noticed that too 😂😂

[@monkeytube138]

In fairness, there really isn't a correct way to cut a tomato in to thirds.

[@hull_k0gan641]

@@byunhagui underrated how?

[@MrGojira95]

They forgot the olive oil in a styrofoam cup on the side.

[@tsipher]

and a very small pouch of dressing

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

Ok

[@ceilingbaby]

Nah its gotta be a one of those small plastic cups with the lid and bad Italian sauce in it

[@Snookbone]

Fuck off checkmark

[@jonweinraub]

That spills everywhere with a series of obscenities. On you. In the car. And none left for the actual salad.

[@pixelint3768]

You know that the conversation for making this scene was a long rant

[@athomicritics]

pixelint37 i imagine that they were staying late at the studio and ordered pizza and that one guy wanted salad and when they recieved their order and saw the salad they knew they had to just add it

[@thatoneguy9574]

I never asked for a salad though.

[@Soul_Alpha]

+That One guy lmao

[@andrewkful]

Family Guy has a lot of jokes like that.

[@dollarworldmarket777]

That One guy lel

[@ForDayz13YT]

From someone who worked at a pizza place and made plenty of salads, this shit is 100% accurate. The lasagna tray had me dead.

[@ryan124007]

And extra parmesan cheese packets for the salad?

[@grugmann]

get well soon

[@FGB69000]

Yeah bro I work at a pizza place and we do a lasagna tray😂

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Who the fuck orders a salad from a pizza place

[@fluffynator6222]

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 People who require fibre.

[@drosera88]

"Should we serve croutons with it?" "Of course! But only five of them in one of those 2 oz. plastic sauce cups on the side."

[@moniques9127]

Oh you're cute. Your croutons come seperate? Not a pre-applied soggy mess of disappointment.

[@Row-row-fighr-the-powa]

"Also make sure they're either stale or soggy from the ranch. Oh the ranch? Dump the whole damn bottle on it."

[@Ptera_xd]

This is surprisingly an accurate representation of when you are just hired at a new job and they teach you how to do stuff in a way that makes no sense at all but you don't question it too much because you're new

[@revolvingworld2676]

I've had that experience before.

[@glidershower]

Ah, definitely. I was strangely the dishwasher _and_ the one that made pizzas while the actual cooks were doing the more elaborate dishes. We had a stone oven that could cook an entire pizza in a minute and a half, but I was instructed on setting it for 2, and to be really cheap with ingredients. I felt horrible doing that and actually improved the process, I started adding more sauce and cheese and toppings, making them the way _I'd like_ to have my pizza. I ended up being really liked by the owner of the place that one time I made him one, but not with my immediate boss. But we went from serving one or two pizzas a night to more than ten every single time. I ended up quitting because everyone did blow, tho. And considering I already struggled with alcoholism back then, yeah, didn't need that. I hope they kept my process around, just for the sake of good food.

[@prettysick9070]

@@glidershower damn man

[@80sMeavyHetal]

I've always questioned it. People ended up feeling dumb and looking at me as if I was an alien. Worth it!

[@circuitdesign]

@@glidershower Great story! Did you ever conquer the alcoholism? If so, how?

[@scaf5363]

“You think they want dressing?” “Of course!” Here’s a single half full packet of dressing”

[@snoodledumpling4486]

It's either that or "And to finish, let's add a pint of salad dressing. It's not enough salad dressing until you have a half-inch thick pool filling the entire bottom of the lasagna tray. And add half a dozen more extra large packets in a bag, in case they think it's too dry."

[@MrClickity]

Alternatively: "Dump a whole bottle of ranch on there. You want it to look like lettuce chowder."

[@princessmarlena1359]

And it’s probably expired.

[@williamjameslehy1341]

Nah, no packets. A proper New England pizza place will give you one souffle cup of mysterious, vaguely olive oily dressing.

[@williamjameslehy1341]

@@MrClickity gonna take a wild guess and say you're not from Rhode Island.

[@zacharyparis]

it's funny because it's true.

[@mrPauljacob]

zachary paris hahaha even down here in Texas its like that

[@ianmatthaws6385]

zachary paris where the fuck do u live to say that it’s true

[@zacharyparis]

i live in the back of a pizza place.

[@mikeym3758]

the salads at the pizza place I work at are actually pretty good

[@zacharyparis]

Fox Fire you deliver?

[@KC_Smooth]

My mom used to order salad with every pizza delivery and this is 100% spot on. From the hard lettuce stem, the paper thin strip of carrot to the giant olives and peppers 😂😂😂.

[@MichtersRyefan]

Why would she keep ordering it after the 3rd one came? Lol

[@EagleBeagle4886]

She had Alzheimer's. Just like me when I always buy candy corn every Halloween forgetting that it sucked last year and the year before and the year before that - what were we talking about?

[@ramencurry6672]

At better pizza joints the salad is good. Normally you would have to go to a major city like New York to find a pizza place that has everything consistently good

[@monkeybandit4162]

@@EagleBeagle4886not forgetting, hoping that maybe it would be good this time 😂

[@Susowusjud4933]

@KC_Smooth And so what? Shut up and go to work.

[@SargonPG3D]

“I got some red onions” “Cut them into thin rings and dump them in”

[@KainMcnab]

Used to work at a pizza place, can confirm.

[@CourageDaDog5]

Is it hard?

[@Tearyatobitz]

Gifted Gamer why would he have an erection? And why would he tell you?!?

[@Tearyatobitz]

MoonFlare it’s a joke, moron.

[@Tearyatobitz]

MoonFlare what the fuck are you talking about?!? Go play roblox or something geez

[@annelieseocallaghan801]

Tearyatobitz , Nice.

[@e32b61]

Wow. I've never seen anything so accurate in my whole life. This is magic.

[@quinnvessie6397]

ArkhamInmateE32b Amen to that

[@andrewjones5973]

hello every pizza place

[@dannigro8794]

ArkhamInmateE32b Watch the ballpark cutaway and the bowling alley one too.

[@galenhart]

Sadly, I like pizza place's salads...... Only thing missing is bleu cheese crumbles.

[@dannigro8794]

Galen Hart Don't be sad. They're great. It actually tastes great before pizza with garlic knots and soda. It's an unusual way to make salad but I like it too.

[@TheSmileMile]

I've never gotten a salad from a pizza place, I've never even SEEN someone order a salad from a pizza place. And yet, I can feel how accurate this is in my soul.

[@zach11241]

That’s because, in your heart, you know the truth. This, what they have shown, is the truth.

[@thisisgoodnews8043]

Pizza bungs lots of people up because of the cheese and salad helps with the digestion and stops constipation.

[@Nothing-zw3yd]

My brother and I had a pizza place, and our salads were really good. Yes, they had all of those ingredients, but at least the lettuce was chopped. The dressing was cheap and gross though, but that's what the people want!

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

Usually when you order in a group and there are healthy people. But I’m always thinking “Just get a salad elsewhere. Why do that to yourself?”

[@Holammer]

When I order Pizza I almost always go for a Kebab Pizza, a pizza with marinara, cheese, kebab, topped with a salad (iceberg, tomato, red onion, cucumber) & garlic sauce. Also a few Jalapeno. It's a pizza AND a salad, very popular in Sweden.

[@StephenFiorentini]

Can we all appreciate the fact the pizzas cooked and boxed themselves whilst they were talking 🍕👏

[@maverickmic]

You can. I'd like to live in the fantasy world where they were already cooked and the "salad" was last to prepare

[@SuperPeterok]

Hot N Ready dude

[@kyleross5019]

Oh no! There’s no possible way they could have cooked and boxed them BEFORE!

[@Ozyman1973]

Should have had a small plastic cup of Italian salad dressing that half the time leaks all over the pizza boxes.

[@gavincurtis]

With emphasis on it being tiny, as in a thimble.

[@CharlieND]

Yes...

[@soulassassin0g]

Ozyman and they charge you extra for it.

[@srbrant5391]

You mean the kind you end up having to reluctantly throw out because you have your own dressing at home?

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

“Should I seal the lid on tightly to avoid any spillage?” “NO! Are you crazy?! Seal it halfway so it coats every inch of the cardboard pizza box. People are going to want a jumpstart on getting their fingers all oily & disgusting!”

[@Queeze101]

I've never had to deal with this. . . because I don't order a fucking salad.

[@351cleavland]

Yup! But use a condom so you can still eat it after you're done.

[@crystos-he]

^

[@ladistar]

John Adams you are a fat fuck

[@Queeze101]

ladistar - I can't be fat, I fuck salads.

[@KiloByte69]

+ladistar LOL Right, because ordering a salad along with your pizza totally vaporizes all of those carbs. I bet you're the kind of fatass who orders a diet soda with a Bic Mac and large fries.

[@unseenufo]

I always order one in memory of my friend. He loved them and always asked for pepperoni slices in it. Makes it tolerable. This was also his favorite episode.

[@smoaT]

On a friend's death anniversary I always eat pancakes with bacon, no eggs, he didn't like eggs so when he came over I would make breakfast and that is how I do it. Brings up a lot of happy memories

[@brucewayne3892]

@@smoaT that's pretty gay dude

[@dxtrum]

This cutaway lives in my head rent free. I think of it every time someone complains about a salad "at least it's not a pizza place salad" or "wow that's as bad as a pizza place salad"

[@yatesy117]

you don't win friends with salad

[@MostLikelyMortal]

yatesy117 you win friends with booze

[@Jamzmahname]

You don't win friends because friendship is meaningless and all they want is to take advantage of you in exchange for self-validation.

[@Jamzmahname]

killabee stung The one's with penises.

[@parkinhodasilva171]

"🎵You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad! 🎵"

[@paintballer2xtreme]

Munchies.

[@qwertywtflol]

Who da fuck orders salad from a pizzeria? That's like going to the barber and asking for a quick dental check up.

[@jorgenv]

A lot of people like salad along with the pizza.

[@shocky377]

Mine comes with the pizza. I always tell them I don't want it because its terrible

[@Nomsaiyan]

if you were from the early years Barbers were dentists..... in the old times.

[@panicsprey4403]

A lot of people like to pretend they're healthy.

[@_GatoradeMeBitch]

It comes with the pizza. Atleast in Finland, most of the pizzerias run by lebanese have really good, fresh salad, and you get 1 box of salad per one pizza and so on. I don't know about other places or countrys, but it works here. (Also, being that you pick up the salad yourself, from the distribution-things, one could just fill it up with chili and just use it as free chili.)

[@mofojackson]

It's absolutely amazing how accurate this is. I've always wondered if the idea is you're supposed to further mix up the salad yourself at home cause they're too busy making pizzas but regardless this is so incredibly spot on lol

[@Alizudo]

It's almost a requirement in order to make it decent.

[@jessg.9368]

This is what pizza places call a “Mediterranean salad” and I thought I must be a picky eater , I’m glad I’m not the only one though..

[@goombapizza6335]

Mediterranean salads are nearly the worst. Who the fuck wants a whole pepperoncini in their salad? Or *any* pepperoncini in their salad? Who the hell eats pepperoncinis anyway?! The only worse salad I can think of is original-style Cuban "salads", with which I'm unfortunately all too familiar, as I'm born and raised in Miami. They shred a bunch of iceberg lettuce, then put a big tomato slice on it (not wedge, not even diced, but a broad disk of tomato like you would put on a burger) and a slice of yellow onion. And that's all you get. The whole thing is literally presented to you like burger toppings you got on the side. Then they give you stale old olive oil and plain vinegar (separate from each other, not even shaken together) to sprinkle on top of it along with some salt. Then you have to eat the whole thing with a fork and knife because you have to cut the fucking burger tomato and burger onion into bite-sized pieces. It's a disgrace.

[@jheanelltabana8713]

​@@goombapizza6335 man, that had me rolling!

[@RsKnDR0991]

@@goombapizza6335 lmao that sounds like horror on a plate 😂😂😂

[@goombapizza6335]

@@RsKnDR0991 Cue my Cuban grandma (RIP) (in Spanish) "Eat it, you ingrate!! There are starving kids in Africa!!" My snarky ass when I was a kid: "Well then give me a tupperware so I can box this up and mail it to them!"

[@RsKnDR0991]

@@goombapizza6335 lmao don't tell me about the assbeating afterwards😂😂😂

[@soniquefus]

I worked in pizza shops for around 10 years and I can confirm that this is true

[@welp2388]

Dashell Boat don't know how you did 10 years I did 6 months and wanted to kill myself

[@hidan407]

How does/did it feel to work at a pizza shop? I always imagined it to be very interesting

[@soniquefus]

i had a lot of fun honestly, it just didn't pay very much so I had to move on

[@almightybogza]

Dashell Boat On the 8th Day God created pizza

[@rosaatomica9976]

the only good thing about working at a pizza shop is you get to eat pizza, i couldn't be there after half a year i almost killed myself cuz i couldn't stand it haha

[@davidnissim589]

Don't forget the small cup of Italian dressing that they charge you an extra $1.25 for.

[@Bestmobs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmbam6SVatF1fck

[@SuperPeterok]

Free red chili flake packets but an extra 2.50 for parmesan.

[@bloodclot]

...and it's halfway closed and leaking

[@samisuhonen9815]

There's actually one Greek pizzeria where I live, and they actually make a decent salad. It has no white/brown tough parts, the salad is surprisingly fresh, tomatoes are nicely cut and so is the cucumbers, there's no jalopenos, there's marinated red onion and sweet peppers that are nice and crispy, they put fucking freshly made pesto on it like what, there's actual high quality feta cheese in it too, and there's warm bread croutons too. Aaaand you get to pick tuna, smoked salmon, or chicken as meat too. The dressing isn't overwhelming either, some slightly garlic tasting creamy sauce that doesn't drench the whole dish. And all of it costs around 10€ which is less than the average pizza. So I am one of the "weird ones" that buy a salad from a pizza place. Mainly because this one pizza place offers the best salad I have ever eaten, for cheaper than I can make it at home.

[@RsKnDR0991]

That sounds damn great!

[@jonathanwood8575]

Cool story bro

[@bgoinsowo1277]

The way they animated the stuff going into the lasagna tray is actually pretty well animated for Family Guy...

[@dracoblack6011]

This is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my entire life

[@funkyweapon1981]

Sting!

[@tskwared667]

Would be more accurate if they sliced a whole red onion and left it in a giant clump of rings in one corner of it

[@carltonhanks6679]

Caleb "I know a place that makes good salads therefore every other place also makes good salads". See, that's not how the world works

[@puertoblack4605]

Caleb oh shit, it’s the fun police! Everybody drop the fun and run! 🏃 🏃🏻‍♀️

[@flisko123]

they dont make salad like that, u lie

[@insertswear]

"And be sure to put it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm." Lost it.

[@Komicklepto]

insertswear me too XD

[@jacksongibbs8998]

If you order a salad at a pizza place, you deserve what ever you’re brought.

[@thisisgoodnews8043]

If you don’t eat some greens with your cheesy pizza you deserve to be constipated for 2 days.

[@lugiamaster55555]

Why? They have olive oil, balsamic, olives, tomatoes, onions, and most of the ingredients are used on pizza anyways. Salad also absorbs the grease so your stomach doesn’t hurt and it compliments pizza well

[@yogabbagabba9145]

Honestly, this episode cured years of frustration for me! I’ve always wanted to bitch at pizza places for giving me pig slop instead of salad.

[@whitemamba2726]

"hello every pizza place"

[@giraffeman326]

“No problem, dump ‘em all in”

[@giraffeman326]

“Oh, and make sure to stick it right on top of the pizzas so it stays nice and warm”

[@diegoholguin8019]

That’s the part that made laugh lmao

[@TheWwwyzzerdd]

Having worked at an actual pizza place, I can wholeheartedly attest to this.

[@TheDorianTube]

Tell me something. From 1 to 10 how many pizza are delivered with spit on it?

[@TheDorianTube]

Rusty Shackleford Woooh, that's a relief ahahah thanks

[@DerrickSchetro]

Jenny N It's more for family owned pizza places not big chains.

[@vin8162005]

Jenny N cf

[@srbrant5391]

+Im 18 inches longer than you Destroy your computer.

[@dogwithheadphones]

When I was in middle school I used to go after school to a little pizza place down the street with some buddies of mine every now and then. I swear this is exactly how that place made salads

[@petertippmann7271]

"Hello? Every pizza place?" I know it's coming but it still makes me laugh every single time. This and Chris racing to the airport at the end of a romantic comedy are some of my all time favorite FG bits lol

[@namikazex1]

“Should I cut them up. No you’re gonna wanna know you got an olive in your mouth” lol killed me 😂😂

[@valenesco45]

Who the F slices olives??

[@davidnissim589]

@@valenesco45 Pizza places usually slice olives when they put them on pizzas, not just for the salads

[@maybeitsyou1317]

@@davidnissim589 Actually its because the topping olives come frozen and pre-cut. The olives they use in salad they buy at grocery store in a can. Cutting them would require extra work and time they aren't gonna do.

[@Geeksquadreloaded]

@@maybeitsyou1317 there's pre-sliced olives in a can. they're just too lazy to even get the right ones

[@reginabillotti]

​@@davidnissim589They either buy them presliced or serve them whole. No way they are slicing their own olives.

[@WebVManReturns]

I like my salads with sausage, olives, mushrooms, and cheese, on a giant round crouton, and tomato sauce dressing on top. I think it's called a Pizza.

[@donniegreene2097]

WebVMan If the sauce is on top I believe it's called soup

[@charleso2607]

WebVMan oh I have a friend named botha that likes that type of salad botha deez nuts

[@atklm1]

+AlienMagi Olives are superfood and goes well with pizza. Any food you can think of that is not dessert, if it doesn't go with olives and/or olive oil, it's probably garbage and you should not be eating that food at the first place. Avoiding red meat gives you longer life.

[@nathanwhitaker2868]

AlienMagi go fuck yourself olives should be on every pizza

[@kenonifty]

My father passed away at 94 last year - ate red meat every day of his life.

[@WesFanMan]

Forgot the 5 inches of cheese.

[@kbarts316]

The lasagna tray took me out. 😂

[@panda6548]

Nailed it, right down to putting them on top of the hot pizzas.

[@nuffelbagget9173]

henk visser I mean, salads are a big part of italian cuisine

[@Jiggaboozhoo]

Where the hell they supposed to put the salad? Balance it on their head?

[@dessindenfer1253]

I dont get it , what's wrong with putting it in top of the pizza ?

[@BosSupes]

@@dessindenfer1253 The pizza boxes are hot af and it makes the salad nasty and warm

[@shonthacreator6146]

@@Jiggaboozhoo isn't there a case where they can put the pizza in so it stays warm? Why not put the salad in there?

[@rushofblood994]

They forgot the gigantic unnecessary wedge of lemon

[@mistorompendoilcaz]

Alistair Drennan try evo oli and lemon on your salad... it works really god

[@IncertusetNescio]

That 'right on top of the pizza so it stays nice and warm' actually happened to one I was delivering. Got to the door with a cold one separate from the food and found a hot salad IN THE BAG right on the pizza. Told the guy once I found it 'who the heck does that? nobody wants a warm salad!' and gave him the cold one.

[@bengarner8467]

I love how they don't even elaborate on why u can't eat the peppers. Just, "u can't really eat em"😂

[@Dominickudo]

Holy shit this is 100% accurate this is exactly what the fuck they do Word for Word beat for beat.

[@martinaee]

This is SO accurate it's scary.

[@Arigator2]

Only communists want a fucking salad anyways.

[@harmlesshawk1794]

Maybe don't get salads from a small Mom-and-Pop one then.

[@tylerallen497]

Guess imma communist 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@Tigerman1138]

This isn’t humor, it is camera footage from virtually every pizza place. “Stays nice and warm.” So accurate.

[@internetbodhi1009]

How would you carry a large unwieldy bag when both hands are tied up holding a large, flat surface Its literally just the best option for the logistics of delivery

[@ZGlove.]

@@internetbodhi1009 Perhaps with a sort of hot side/cold side barrier.

[@internetbodhi1009]

@@ZGlove. the pizza and salad are only really touching on the delivery walk to the door. The pizza bag separates hot/cold in the car, or they can be sat separately by the driver. The main issue these people have with warm salads is they don't get to the door fast enough, and the ten minutes of delivery really messes with them.

[@Jacob_Overby]

Just put it in the freezer for 20 mins, you'll be iggggght

[@RTU130]

Ye

[@arnasbananas1146]

I literally work at a pizza place and my coworkers do this.

[@chorizojoe8282]

Ngl he is very precise and quick when he’s cutting vegetables.

[@BFELLY]

“We got these hot peppers but you can’t really eat them.” “No problem, DUMP EM ALL IN” Yo I can’t fucking breathe 😭😭😭😭

[@Paige-Turnner]

Lol I'm wheezing 😂😂

[@thejzztrumpet]

Same I fucking died at that part

[@phantompop3192]

Is it cuz you ate those peppers?

[@thelifewithin098]

I like the peppers 😶

[@buttersstotch6038]

My uncle owns a pizzeria and when someone orders a salad (almost never) he just uses a store bought bag salad mix.

[@chargermaster586]

Butters Stotch Imao

[@christansdad]

As well he should.

[@Kpimpmaster]

That would have been an improvement of most other pizzerias

[@justnoob8141]

Pretty much, they're specialize in pizza after all, not salad.

[@Intrepid_Sloan]

My cousin worked at the customer service at a Walmart back in the 90’s. There was a small chain pizza shop inside when you first walked in. He’s told some of the most ridiculous stories of people who had ordered from the pizza shop, and once in a while someone would come in with either a pizza or salad or whatever and, rather than bring it back to the pizza place where it originally came from, they’d bring their items and complaints up to customer service and yell at them about it, when they had zero part in it. Several instances were regarding the salads being made exactly like this video😆 It was the funniest thing to him when he first saw this clip on TV because it reminded him of those instance

[@alexandermanos5483]

This was spoofed from Rocco's Pizza in Los Angeles. Seth and his team used to order pizza's, salads etc when their offices were on Wilshire. They hated the fact the Salad was served in an aluminum pan. I used to deliver to them. They signed a box to the two Italian owners Leo & Ali...The Rocco's brand in LA has been around now for almost 25 years. Wow how time flies.

[@okay333666]

Family Guy surprises you with funny jokes like these sometimes.

[@getsufuma2597]

I agree, 90 percent of the show is trash, but they have gems like this sometimes.

[@srbrant5391]

+John Butch Like actual trash heaps.

[@marcusmoser6911]

You’re so edgy hating on Family Guy. Look at you Mr. Edgy.

[@spiddyman0079]

Marcus Moser for real family guy is the best

[@robbiegarza8029]

Marcus Moser & You're so Edgy hating on a guy Hating on a once fresh tv show that is now trash.

[@zachperkins688]

I'm actually in awe at how realistic this is

[@K4inan]

Never seen a salad like this from a pizza place. But I'm Swedish

[@mjstory1976]

The accuracy of this cutaway is what makes it so funny 😂

[@thewildqueen4976]

Now I wanna open up a pizza restaurant and call it, "Every Pizza Place".

[@emmagottlieb9379]

That's what the people want.

[@e2m514]

Emma Gottlieb you are gorgeous

[@417Owsy]

@@e2m514 uh

[@12yellowcab]

"What else do we got?" "I got some stale Garlic bread" "Good break it into pieces People like something hard and crunchy"

[@Flowku]

That's a salad crouton and people genuinely like those dummy

[@meepmoop2308]

Thats how croutons are made

[@12yellowcab]

It was supposed to be a joke comment I guess it didn’t go well 😞

[@driftlesstroutdude7100]

Hey man, we all laughed so mission accomplished plus you learned what croutons are. Win/win.

[@bonedude1286]

"Are they gonna want dressing with that?" "Yeah, there's half of a packet in the cupboards. Be sure to charge an extra 1.25 for it."

[@kzendo6542]

It isn’t even a stereotype. It’s just true.

[@FIDEL_CASHFLOW_]

It's moments like this in family Guy then aren't overtly hilarious, but rather clever and amusing because this is one of those observations that you don't really think of but is so true across the board.

[@notaseagull3320]

Hey, what about my five entire raw red onions!?

[@dsmits84]

Plot twist....red onions are supposed to be eaten raw

[@dewolf123]

@@dsmits84 really?

[@zzaher91]

"No let's put it in lasagna tray" lol family guy writers must eat alot of pizza cuz they nailed it

[@Deerkins]

They even got both the salad and the pizza to ruin each other, making the salad warmer with the pizza getting colder and slightly crushed.

[@bensisko4651]

I remember back in the day I got one and it was EXACTLY like this lol, big huge chunks and warm😂😂😂

[@Brollyssweetface]

I notice a lot of people in the comments saying things like "what do you expect from a pizza place?" The thing is, if they are gonna bother to offer it on their menu, they should get it right.

[@christansdad]

Um...there is no "right" way to prepare a salad. The "correct" way to eat/order a salad is DON'T EAT/ORDER A FUCKING SALAD.

[@Ducky-vl7mp]

What

[@cbernier3]

Yes there is. The right way to make a salad is any way that makes the salad good. A good salad is delicious.

[@thebluefus]

christansdad I ordered a lasagna from an Italian place because it's an Italian place and it came with a salad I didn't ask for

[@thebluefus]

Vagabond Spaceman Eating salad does make you lose weight. Working out does. You are dumb and fat

[@ManuManatee]

This is 100% accurate in Finland also.

[@CharlieND]

Here in Canada it's true too.

[@TheMetroDetroiter]

Lol! Even in Finland?

[@MrStefano218]

Even in Italy is true

[@szymonpioterek4565]

In Poland the same. I ordered salad with pizza two times, maybe more. I think it can be some worldwide conspiracy.

[@seronymus]

PERKELE SUOMI

[@waydex1216]

We also need raw onions. A LOT of raw onions + some indefinite white stuff cut into stripes and like a half cup of dressing, seperately packed, the lid has to be half closed.

[@Maddog3060]

To be honest, if you're ordering a salad from a pizza place you kinda deserve this.

[@AY-qy4jn]

So you order salad from a salad place? Is there even a effn salad palace

[@alankey766]

My local pizzeria actually makes the best chicken Cesar salads. Not to mention that their pizza is phenomenal too, but my place definitely makes a good salad

[@Roddy556]

You don't order it for yourself, that's not who it's for. They are for when you are ordering pizza for what's supposed to be a fun event and some Karen (or male equivalent) has a list of dietary restrictions a mile long and someone just shortens that to "salad" but you know whether or not they eat it there will be a lot of annoying bitching.

[@basillah7650]

@@AY-qy4jn Yes, they exist be like ordering a fish in the middle of a desert expecting something fresh going to a seafood place at the water and not order seafood instead ordering non fish based meat expecting something fresh.

[@basillah7650]

@@Roddy556 Can get vegan pizza's if that not good enough for the karen's do not invite them.

[@jordanw6918]

I LOVE those peppers!

[@CharlieND]

Same

[@Reprezent542]

Ziggmanster pepperocini

[@T-1001]

Me too

[@cait2561]

SAME

[@Thatguy-cf9qj]

Da faq why

[@xXxSHOOPIExXx]

I remember being on a vacation and catching this episode when it aired and couldn't stop laughing over this short scene for the whole vacation. Some people hate these short run off skits from the episodes and for the most part nowadays they suck but occasionally they strike comedic gold.

[@thedangerwich5476]

stfu family guy is goat

[@shadowchu419]

BrokAsSexual Chocolate better hide it from isis then!

[@GaeFootballClub]

can confirm this is true source: work at a pizza place

[@zacknelson7839]

The best part of this joke is you just know this is totally a writer describing a salad they recently got.

[@RedShingami55]

As a worker in a family owned pizzeria, this is word-for-word EXACTLY what happens.

[@wesmantooth5908]

You are way too cute to be working in a pizza place. You should be at a “massage parlor”

[@RedShingami55]

@@wesmantooth5908 ew, you're thirsty as hell.

[@wesmantooth5908]

@@RedShingami55 it’s not my fault you work at a pizza place. You should’ve stayed in school. Good day, madame. I SAID GOOD DAY!

[@wandew7057]

@@wesmantooth5908 tf

[@C3sarT0rres]

@@wesmantooth5908 are you schizophrenic

[@joseph2248]

I literally JUST had an antipasto salad from a pizza place. It was EXACTLY as this video describes. The giant chunks of tomato... THE HORROR

[@Tryard15]

Joseph Zazza if I were you, I would wear a tinfoil hat .. how did youtube know what you have just ate....

[@matthewthedford2041]

Even the lengthwise carrot slice? And the lasagna tray, and the sticking it on top of the pizza.

[@jonnyitguy]

Abdul SA Your devices are always listening.

[@anthonystrangio]

Don’t forget soggy croutons that defeat the entire purpose of croutons

[@cherry-cw3ik]

ive been thinking about this scene ever since I saw it on tv and it just appeared in my recommendations , 2021 starting off good

[@rrmond]

Salad is the food that my food eats.

[@kakap0788]

xD

[@alansmithy7930]

rrmond Yes Ron.

[@J4ck0falltr4d3s]

And I don’t appreciate you eating it

[@AreGeeBee]

You're so tough, you eat meat from a store

[@piszanshid1953]

u ok man? how them arteries feeling?

[@CountryMetal01]

It's for that one salad eater, who tries to ruin pizza night

[@cwinowich]

lmao the arm hair is on point

[@My6119]

That ain't a salad, that's a plate of vegetables

[@cp3jordan956]

I lost it when he goes “no problem dump them all in” 😂

[@Louis-mr5ml]

Oh my god even the part with the slice of carrot is true!

[@tremorlok6659]

I haven’t seen this bit in years but I still think about it every time I go to a pizza place.

[@BiggestNimbus]

As someone who works in an Italian restaurant, this is exactly what we do

[@honestdave]

better than the pizza places that put lunch meat ham on top of the salad

[@blaiseavey4090]

Honest Dave exactly what I was thinking

[@cartmansfat123]

Honest Dave That ain't lunchmeat ham, that's prosciutto. It's a staple of Italian antipasto.

[@gordon4385]

Honest Dave (shudders)

[@CapFlipGaming]

cartmansfat123 no, it's ham.

[@malakaijub]

its spam

[@spookrockcity]

Family Guy's Italian jokes are the best of any races they do bar none.

[@fred2992jackson]

family guy is comedy for stupid people

[@spookrockcity]

+ Freddie Jackson If you can't admit they have a good sketch once in a while, I kinda feel sorry for you. You should probably climb out of your own ass. I don't even like the show but this is funny.

[@fred2992jackson]

Spookrockcity if you find it funny then it is funny. Its just lowest common denominator comedy, always the cheapest laugh. its for sweaty 13 year olds who haven't seen anything better yet.

[@spookrockcity]

Lol whatever you say kid. Hope you get cured of your bitter outlook on life someday lmfao. Merry Christmas.

[@fred2992jackson]

Spookrockcity Not bitter, I love comedy. Just not this cheap shit.

[@Varyanthecrazy]

if you order a salad from a pizza place, you deserve this

[@theyoungcommander]

This is so on point, it's not really a joke. It's more of a documentary on pizza salads

[@anarespinosa]

It's ridiculous how true this is!! One time I had gotten a side Salad because it was a combo meal. The salad? A plate full of lettuce, two slices of tomato and a green pepper. They really served me this and called it a day smfh

[@esharenee4186]

"Even the hardto eat white part at the bottom" "That's what the people want" 😂😂😂

[@masterofthecontinuum]

I got an ad for olive garden before this, and their salads are frighteningly close to the pizza place salad.

[@pigeonman1372]

Still one of the funniest fucking bits in Family Guy

[@TheFatPunisher]

My pizza place doesn't do this thank goodness.

[@bakuya99]

Every single pizza place i live near does this every pizza place i have ever been to except for large chains do this.

[@Kpimpmaster]

You eat salad?’

[@tendoofnin7073]

"Cut it into thirds" Don't know why, but I lost it when I first heard that!

[@thesovereign8625]

I like how all 4 pizzas are already ready to go

[@blazeoftherazgrizsquadron9306]

One pizza place actually almost did this to the T. The only thing that they did differently was that they DID cut off the hard to eat white part and they ripped the head of iceberg lettuce apart with their hands making the leaves HUGE. And it still is my favorite pizza place to this day.