Family Guy- Peters Secret Lover

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In this episode Lois finds out that peter was in love with a different women just days before their marriage.
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[@bharathmc7964]

Funny lines 🤣🤣 Peter: I am already Happily...Moderately Hap..ee..Relative.....I'm.. I am Married..

[@ftnsbcsk8t]

All the married guy's scared to comment hahahaha

[@justafilipinonamedjake]

The last part was cut too.

[@Melanrick]

Yeah... After 6 years that's how you start to feel 😂

[@juicyflow5892]

🤣 this part cracked me up the most......and im not married 😁

[@andrewrios2295]

Being married, I 486th liked related to this one this most 😄

[@kodamasdad9562]

I don't care how many times I hear it. Clevelands line "we have to special order Cleveland jr.'s pants from a company that manufactures grill covers" will always make me chuckle uncontrollable.

[@TheBINIBALL]

Bro I died at that part 😂😂😂😂

[@davem45]

same here....LOL

[@kakashiistheonlygoodcharac2410]

That's probably how peter gets his pants too

[@jasonalbran376]

They cut out my favorite part! Ahh! Black Mail!!! 🤣

[@lokzim]

didn't really get the joke, mind to explain?

[@Bob-wr4vg]

Honestly Gretchen dodged a bullet not getting with peter

[@dmedilicious8488]

Oh yes

[@yamidanny1754]

Yea she would've divorced him already

[@dysfunctionalthor4719]

@@yamidanny1754 she was nuts enough to kill Lois and everyone so likely that wouldn’t have been the case

[@IAmTheRealBill]

If you reverse the situation it may be that Lois dodged the bullet.

[@killertruth186]

But she obviously didn't dodge that tube packaging.

[@KingDusk278]

I don’t know how Peter manages to get these amazing women to fall for him

[@jaysonjackson3455]

We know that Lois was trying to get away from her life and trying to spite her father.

[@ImperialDiecast]

back when he was young he was attractive? theres a few cutaways showing him with cool hair

[@jaysonjackson3455]

@@ImperialDiecast and you'd be shocked what the right personality could net you. I've seen men with things literally growing out of them but they were absolute sweethearts and their wives are really nice.

[@ImperialDiecast]

@@jaysonjackson3455 perhaps they might also be sitting on a ton of cash and have their own property with a large pool.

[@KingDusk278]

@@ImperialDiecast that’s a very shallow answer. I’m not going to pretend that everyone is “good” but not everyone is as bad as you think they are.

[@Kinseliplier]

3:00 I like how Peter says "I am already happily . . Uh moderately happy . . Uuh relative . . Uhh I am married." Like he's not actually happy at all with his relationship with Lois but for some reason still dosent want to dump her.

[@powershaktimaan]

That defines 90% marriages

[@Kinseliplier]

@@powershaktimaan yeah lol

[@dc7236]

Yup that's pretty much the married life

[@outdoorscholar6016]

I’d like to think that Peter and Lois have a “can’t live with you, can’t live without you” relationship.

[@Kinseliplier]

@@outdoorscholar6016 yeah

[@supersizesenpai]

Can't open Peter's letter because it's a federal offense but has no issue stealing the letter in the first place which is also a federal offense. Lois once again proving she is nuts.🤣

[@Dray_Vin]

She delivered it

[@supersizesenpai]

@@Dray_Vin She technically stole it first and only delivered it once she realized what she did was wrong. Last I checked the mailman doesn't take your mail to his/her house first before delivering it to you.🤣

[@supersizesenpai]

@@gl9500 🤣🤣🤣

[@danielernst419]

@@supersizesenpai Where can you check this?

[@ClaudeSac]

It is a made up comedy situation. It is a cartoon, it’s not real. You are proving yourself to be slightly off by ‘analyzing the situation’.

[@threedragonstalk2123]

"At least 200 million men in this country will be ordering real dolls" the funniest part about that was that there aren't even 200 million men in the United States of America

[@abduljah9355]

The USPS is very optimistic about population growth in the next five years. Like, really unbelievably optimistic.

[@healthdios]

You have to take in consideration the group sex inclined fellas, and the ones who like side actions.....

[@ettavictor4804]

I laughed but didn't really get the joke.

[@sojournermathys]

Wow thete must be a lot of women in the USA then hm?

[@threedragonstalk2123]

@@sojournermathys The US has a total population of substantially less than 400 million.

[@brandonwright2363]

Lois is such a savage "I see You move Your fingers along as You read, that's what little kids do."

[@brisjapaneseboyfriendyaoib5361]

Yeah, Gretchen is annoying

[@naveenkrishna407]

So you removed cleveland blackmail😂

[@bluefire2918]

“Racism!”

[@Realcordy]

In the black market?

[@user-qo7wf9mk2f]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6nbgJuCrtqmitk

[@mrcarfan9000]

Hahaha I saw this comment as it happened and I was thinking it!

[@hotosumi7596]

Actually I came to comment the same

[@cheesecake134]

The “Yeah, I didn’t have kids” is devastating but accurate 😂😂😂

[@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536]

The fact that peter could score both her and lois amaze me.

[@moneylover318]

And Jennifer love Hewitt

[@vaisubash9049]

don’t forget daisy fuente

[@sarahmayjohn]

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, what are you doing here?

[@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating]

The fact that you're so invested in a drawn cartoon character's life is what's really amazing

[@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536]

@@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating cartoons are an artform of storytelling. Since the existence of complex language humans use to communicate and with it come stories. There are stories based on personal experience, however often mixed in with a few lies, exaggeration and false memories. Then, there's fiction stories used as either as a form of entertainment or a way to convey a message in the perspective of a fictional person and fictional world only limited to the person's imagination and the culture. With that, we humans had always been invested in critiquing and analysing the elements of a story (such as the characters, the plot, the lesson (if there is one), the comedy (if it's a comedy)). This is also the reason if you were to look up the name of a book, tv shows, movies. The first thing that comes up after the description are the reviews and opinions of people. Anyway, welcome on your 1st day of being a human. What made you decide to abandon your alien life and try to become like us humans?

[@CarbonDioxide.]

And now Gretchen Mercer narrates a series about Disney rides. Glad she's moved on.

[@borger8931]

We got the same ads les go

[@alexscrimpshire8761]

And is Della Duck

[@jamesnicholascrowson7501]

Well Paget never actually left Seth behind so….

[@nicholasboyer2317]

I hope her squirrels and dogs are doing well

[@jamesnicholascrowson7501]

@@nicholasboyer2317 You are naive.

[@waldornprime5567]

Very impressive you managed to capture almost the entire plot in 5 minutes

[@JSTama]

There aint much of a plot though

[@BatmanFan76]

3:01 Peter: Gretchen, I am already happily… Me: Uh-uh. Peter: Moderately hap… Me: Nuh-uh. Peter: Relative… Me: Nope. Peter: I’m… I am married. Me: There you go.

[@twist3dx286]

Literally why i wanted to find this video

[@superstreamsilly]

I was looking for this exact comment 😂

[@919MIG0]

😂😂😂😂

[@10WTF011]

Couldn't have said it better myself. Lol

[@vasqxt5258]

repeating the joke in the comments doesnt make you funny

[@alexissherrill5624]

3:01 "I am married! Not happily married. Just married and I have children that I regret having in the first place."

[@JayTowers901]

They're not his

[@TSKyanite]

It's nice to see lois fight for Peter for once instead of them hating eachother

[@gameoholic1994]

The only thing that upsets me is that Lois got fired from the post office, nevermind the fact that Gretchen was pointing a gun at her and Peter.

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

Probably had more to do with whatever Peter did to that P.O. box, TBH.

[@TimPimentel3006]

Hopefully Gretchen is resting comfortably and enjoying her orange jumpsuit as possessing a firearm on Postal property is an instant felony. Stay tuned for more fun facts!

[@ramonabdiel10]

@@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550 At the end of the episode he sticks his dick in the P.O. Box so he can get it on with Lois

[@originalunoriginal4055]

Well, Lois physically assaulted, caused bodily injuries through battery and aggravated assaulty to a customer of the Postal office. Never mind fired, she should be held in maximum security prison! 😬😬

[@Ronin.Samurai]

@@originalunoriginal4055actually it was in self defense seems how Gretchen pointed a gun at Lois.

[@abduljah9355]

Poor Lois. If she really does have bad tinnitus then that might explain why she is so crazy.

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Eh, it's not that bad. You forget you have it. Well, until your surroundings and thoughts get really quiet and it morphs into all all consuming high pitch whining.

[@insignificant8014]

@@zacharyrollick6169 sometimes you hear it but don't give a damn.. but mostly at night it is hard to just ignore..tinnitus sucks

[@addisonsmith3503]

Yeah I’ve had tinnitus forever, I didn’t fully realize until I asked my girlfriend if she heard a ringing when it’s quiet too. Most of the time I don’t notice it. When I’m upset or it’s really quiet sometimes it’s pretty loud, or when you think about it, or when I’ve just used a really loud or grating sounding tool. It does get annoying sometimes.

[@djpollo2474]

@@addisonsmith3503 I read the first comment and remembered my tinnitus lol

[@babylion2874]

How is she crazy tho? I find Lois to be the least crazy person on the show. Peter is literally the crazy one.

[@CesarACastillo]

I don't know why but every time I hear Peter scream blackmail outta context I keep imagining a cutaway of Cleveland retrieving his mail from his curbside box. It's literally just him handing Peter his own mail.

[@jessgeorge5030]

My god 😂

[@seanreed3238]

"I can't open it, it's a federal offence!" After she stole the letter to begin with 🤣

[@NZFZ04]

Noooooooo the black mail joke was skipped it was the funniest part of that scene😭😭

[@qwertyuiop7067]

What inside it? Pls tell me

[@chunkymonkeychunky]

@@qwertyuiop7067 He says "Blackmail!" but it turns out to be Cleveland delivering mail

[@thefilmwhisperer1105]

“Plugged up that PO Box”…does that mean Peter took a dump in a PO Box? Sounds about right.

[@edgarwills3997]

They decided to try to have sex between the P.O. Boxes

[@GunShocka]

Didn't Lois cheat on Peter and tried to remedy it by allowing Peter to sleep with her mother but didn't go through with it. But she gets upset over a letter about him potentially having a lover before marriage

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

Yeah, but she slept with Bill Clinton, and in the end of that episode Peter ended up sleeping with him too.

[@JayTowers901]

Repeatedly and continuously

[@touijer]

Big if true

[@jaexiusnem1267]

Isn’t this where she had sex with bill Clinton and then Peter also has sex with bill Clinton at the end of the episode.

[@amirbeg6843]

Gretchen was hotter

[@johnmcconnell7052]

Love how meg is just like ah yep this is what's going on

[@ethanparker7900]

you're a good dog meg

[@alex-fe8fr]

when you don’t know the difference between EX and LOVER😂

[@salad72057]

Wow that's a really stupid plot that could've been solved by Peter and Lois being sane, functioning adults that talk shit out which wouldn't have led to Lois almost dying and Peter being blackmailed

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

This is family guy, my dude. There are no sane people in family guy. They’re all crazy.

[@johnpanicker7590]

Where's the entertainment then

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

@@johnpanicker7590 Don’t ask me. I think family guy stopped being funny after season four. If you ask me turning every character into what essentially amounts to a clearly diagnosable psychopath ruined the shoe.

[@roguesheep3083]

Yeh, i wouldn't have watched that either.

[@DesirzZNetwork]

When he says blackmail, they removed the part where Cleveland is walking delivering mail lmao

[@matthewmorgan3913]

Gretchen mercer is actually voiced by Paget Brewster, the same voice actress who was in DuckTales, friends, law and order, and criminal minds.

[@floppathesonofthefloppagod7482]

That letting her guard down is kinda right to her

[@DrDre-sy2kv]

"I was lying so she get her guard down". Wow, that's a great strategy.

[@Mr.L._.]

Is it weird how gretchen looks like lois' original pilot design?

[@manansanghvi3153]

Peter describing his marriage @3:00 😂😂😂

[@aestheticcruise8807]

"I've taken care of our problem, we will be together soon" Love: Gretchen Gretchen Mercer = Yandere confirmed

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

This is a modern day episode of family guy without side storys or cut aways

[@JonMorris93]

Wow a whole episode summed up in five minutes, nice work

[@josericardomartinezramirez4113]

4:56 actually using your finger to read helps you read way faster. thats why record breakers use that thechnique.

[@xv9021]

What part of the internet has record breaking readers

[@josericardomartinezramirez4113]

@@xv9021 Howard Stephen Berg. 25,000 words per MINUTE.

[@Immortalangel14]

She was just jealous of Gretchen

[@Ronin.Samurai]

I’m in my 30’s and I still use my finger to help me read. It helps me focus.

[@johnlavato9264]

It’s been 3 years, let’s see if Cleveland’s prediction comes true in the next two years

[@Ziloracion]

It will there was an article😂. They'd be way developed in 2024-2025

[@sparky111000]

3:38 their all loner psychopaths 🤣

[@Alex_Lune]

3:37 This is by far one of the most underrated jokes in Family Guy

[@AnthonyLeachman-sc6es]

Still working in at wendy

[@Krondelo]

I see your finger moves as you read... thats what little kids do. Lol Lois being savage as always.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

Nah, more like Lois was being an asshole in this case.

[@caymuscairns6845]

The roar of my tinnitus lmao.

[@banrapmarwein7958]

3:03 will always be forever funny

[@vvstjay3661]

Imagine wanting to marry Peter

[@mattygee6852]

3:01 fucking gold 😂😂😂😂

[@darkneon5637]

He admits that his marriage is going terrible

[@mattygee6852]

@@darkneon5637 yes he does??

[@jessgeorge5030]

Kinda love how he asks Meg tho. He was actually nice to her 😄

[@ethanparker7900]

well since that thanksgiving episode with peters sister, he has given her more respect and hasn't bullied her as often as before

[@LemoTetson]

Well done on condensing all this madness into one KZbin clip, lmao.

[@treflosho]

2:44 It's the meme template for the "Hello, Peter" Family Guy memes.

[@gibbs615]

Ya know Peter should think back to all the times Lois has cheated on him and just reconsider about Gretchen.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

Yet peter has cheated on Lois numerous times.

[@gibbs615]

@@Ronin.Samurai Not as much as she has though.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

@@gibbs615 no, not true at all. He is far worse than her.

[@gibbs615]

@@Ronin.Samurai I doubt that

[@Ronin.Samurai]

@@gibbs615 you clearly haven’t watched the show then, or didn’t pay attention.

[@GrayFox_74]

I'm getting sick of them insinuating that peter doesn't love Lois

[@pinkpugginz]

he doesn't he treats her like shit

[@FlamingRayz]

@@pinkpugginz he does that to everyone to be fair

[@babylion2874]

Yeah. He is an absolute jerk to his wife. It's crazy why she's still with him.

[@IamAwhiteMEXICAN]

@@babylion2874 they’re all equally terrible now. all the characters. for whatever reason Seth decided to make everyone single one just a god awful person. Peter used to be a very loving family man. Hence the name of the show…

[@cantbelieveimdoingthis7550]

@@IamAwhiteMEXICAN true. That's when I stopped watching. Once I noticed Lois being sociopathic and cruel to Meg.

[@My-Bullet-Hit-A-Star]

2:57 Where’s we can Learn the saying, Black Mail.

[@jeaniekurosu5313]

Should Peter tell Brian, Meg, Chris, Cleveland, Joe, & Quagmire about the secret Crush letter?

[@ashtoncarter8298]

Is it me or is she really meg’s mom

[@maclunky_skywalker5187]

How would she be her mom

[@ashtoncarter8298]

@@maclunky_skywalker5187 besides people think she’s ugly the hair

[@bluefire2918]

Hahha!!!

[@litmus7325]

Are you implying that it was PETER who gave birth to meg?

[@DPNRX]

They cut the black mail part 😂

[@WatercraftGames]

3:13 how could they cut the joke like that

[@angeldiaz762]

You cut out the best part of the "blackmail" scene though!

[@extabyte2320]

Peter could've said well look at the bright side you could date my friend Glenn Quagmire. 😂

[@kakashiistheonlygoodcharac2410]

I think Peter's ex would've been better but that's just what I think

[@Acewingman11]

The odds of pulling that letter lmfao.

[@rafaelpozo9962]

Love that Meg didn't care about Gretchen wanting to kill Lois, good for her

[@misteridiot123]

I like this edit. No cuts to irrelevant gags

[@AmitCinematicUniverse]

You could have removed the scene with Bonnie and extended the blackmailing part.

[@spongebobs3rdbiggestfan449]

Is Gretchen mercer a villain?

[@jaywilliams1908]

I guess I'd say so

[@GrayFox_74]

... YES

[@jamesnicholascrowson7501]

What they did with this episode regarding Paget Brewster really reminds me of what the 2019 Joker movie did with Robert De Niro.

[@saucelessbones5872]

0:49 haha that aged like milk , the coruption at amazon was too big to make drone delivery a reality , that and ditroit

[@pinkpugginz]

amazon is a scummy company

[@LeoBeckman]

They didnt show when Cleveland shows up after he yells "blackmail" 😂😂

[@ano8931]

It is beyond me why did you cut out the blackmail funny scene, its literally the best of the whole episode

[@davekc2482]

"Am happily, moderately ha..ppy am married" honestly speaking we all go through such moments.. 😉

[@priincelegiit]

What episode is this?

[@eiflow]

there is a video with this episode on tiktok, has a sad background music, from lois deliver letter, what is called?

[@FridayNightStreamz]

1:05 Lois: where should I put this? Cleveland: In here

[@Firemarioflower]

Am I wrong for liking Gretchen? Nothing against Lois, but the way she hugs him, is so wholesome. She seems likable apart from the psycho and homicidal part and is cute too.

[@mattsupertramp6506]

I got an ad for FedEx after this video

[@GrzegorzFilipekgfpk]

Iok,lllOopoq

[@acepeck7607]

Dude, why do you cut out the best part?! After shouting "Blackmail," the camera zooms out to reveal Cleveland on his mail route. That's funny and you cut it out.

[@fidgetypenguin8153]

Isn't it a federal offense for pocketing a letter in the first place?

[@ismailenverbey93]

Which episode is this

[@anniebananie8140]

Isn’t Gretchen also Yosona? Or a twin?

[@littlewolfpup3773]

Lois kidnaps four guys yet opening a letter too far

[@kunalroy1312]

"BLACK- MAIL". i died🤣🤣🤣

[@Santos043]

The only scene I came for is cutted...

[@Nightwing4380]

The Letter 1:26

[@shubhammaheshwari7461]

they cut out the black mail cleveland part from this video which was arguably the funniest.

[@andrewleah1983]

You cut out the best joke lol.

[@deadinside777]

I remember the days when you would mail in cash and checks. Good times.

[@mikahong]

Peter doesnt have these "amazing" women falling for him, they're nuts.

[@MMDelta9]

How does Peter have a string of lovers all hotter than Lois?

[@dessalegnetelele7553]

Thank you Mss Luis and Mr peter I love you.

[@gigiisaweirdo8175]

Lol he kept changing his status, I’m happy-moderately-im married

[@brandonskanesauthor]

"Over the roar of my tinnitus." Relatable 😂

[@edwardwarlock5904]

What ep?

[@bedro_0]

you took out the best joke bro

[@jasonmitchell736]

3:13 family guy I'm disappointed in you. You missed an opportunistic joke.

[@pinkpugginz]

If Peter is so miserable he should leave. He's staying with Louis cause her parents pay their mortgage and all their bills. Louis is a great woman. Peter is a raging sociopath...narcissist at best.

[@Nick-wj4sn]

it’s a cartoon

[@msl9927]

@@Nick-wj4sn ikr? It's funny bc even if Peter was written the way these people want him to be, they'd consider it a boring trash show and never watch it.

[@brianclemons5375]

This is not real life. Are you aware of this?

[@thedeputyofcommonsensevids]

I don’t think Peter has a personality disorder like sociopathy or NPD. I think he’s just literally too stupid to differentiate right from wrong. He’s not malicious. He’s just too dumb to realize that he’s harming people. Occasionally, he gets a wake up call but that was mostly in the earlier episodes. Now, if you want to speak about fictional people who actually have NPD we can start by talking about Stan Smith. Textbook narcissist if not a card carrying psychopath. (Yes, I know they’re cartoons but these things are fun to think about sometimes.)

[@luzbelle1333]

@@thedeputyofcommonsensevids True and yet I pick Stan over Peter any day. Stan has a better job (more cash) and is probably hot as F### if he had been a real person 🥰 Most importantly I get to have a hard-azz alien instead of a spoiled brat who wants to kill me.

[@keegandurasami6497]

Lmao....very happily..moderately happy.....

[@beatlesandkendricklamar2150]

You cut off the black mail joke

[@heatherroseisrflyer]

Both addresses exist within 8/10 of a mile of each other in Oak Park, IL, 8 miles west of Chicago.

[@kakarot3312]

If the letter is from 19 years ago why is it right on top

[@pinkpugginz]

Gretchen you look great!!! Yeah! I didn't have kids! lmao me

[@Ogg13tube]

3:01. Thank you Seth McFarlane : )

[@kittiefloyd]

i can't believe you cut out the blackmail joke, that shit was fire 💀💀