Family Guy- Chris Becomes a Registered S*x Offender

In this episode Chris sends an image of his p*nis to a classmate, who reports him to the police.
I do not own any of these clips, They are the property of FOX

[@PoisonousPen]

“And the girl he sent it to doesnt like him back, so she turned him in.” 😂😂 Such an underrated line.

[@arsrhetorica200]

I thought I was the only one who caught that line.

[@devarmont87]

The definition of rape in our society

[@aliveslice]

Oh my god fuck off. Yeah usually you would receive this pictures from people you know and like. But I wouldn't be surprised you didn't know that.

[@aliveslice]

@@devarmont87 yeah the definition of rape is unwanted intercourse, genius

[@devarmont87]

@@aliveslice you obviously have no clue. Of course that's the dictionary definition, but if you haven't seen (which good for you) Woman can cry rape from regretful sex. Woman can cry rape of they had alcohol in there blood. Woman can cry rape and in many countries the man loses his job and had to prove in court he didn't do it. The consequences of woman lying about facts is very real. I slept with an Asian girl consensually and she afterward wanted a relationship when i didnt so she claimed rape.. it was swept under the rug but I could have lost my house, job Everything based on this woman's decision to simply regret what she wanted to do. It wasnt rape.. she took me home, she took my clothes off, she laid Me on my back... But the state clearly supports woman who decide that if they regret the sex afterward, it's rape. FUK YOU and what you think, you have a small arrogant mind. Many men in the past have been convicted of rape from a woman who simply did not like the guy in the morning. It's unfair and double standards.

[@Montesama314]

"And apparently a girl-" "OH THANK GOD"

[@ninjatortise8958]

Facts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thegreatafrican3367]

The Fat Man is going to be disappointed with his youngest son

[@deadballer8018]

@@thegreatafrican3367 he is bi😂

[@ericruiz1036]

Underrated line

[@sunnivaleflair3576]

Since it ain't a dude lol

[@jaohonaxa]

Neil really is a terrible friend. Gave Chris bad advice and never made any effort to help him when it made things hard for him.

[@clydecash5659]

That’s the joke. Stereotype jew

[@klinero14]

He didn’t think that Chris would get in trouble

[@billbrasky7540]

Neil is just one of the boys brah 🤙🏻

[@brooksiedoodle5087]

Chris could use some basic critical thinking skills to easily determine the advice was terrible.

[@MagicHetero]

it wasnt really a bad advice in the end

[@evanjacob5416]

“He took my phone to look at pictures of my friends” had me rolling 💀

[@humantacos9800]

That’s the hidden joke of the whole skit lol.

[@Lubin-md4ml]

Clearely dad of the year for being the biggest pervert ever😳🤭😂🤣🤣

[@Taha632RMF]

I didnt even pay attention to that lmaooo

[@SpongeB00b_is_a_savage]

that sounds like a pedophile

[@NathanielLewis]

He was actually smarter than Meg yet no one called him a nerd

[@nilanjasa007]

He's not smart 🤔

[@camwhitehall]

@@nilanjasa007 Not as stupid as Peter.

[@lutherholayeahme7449]

@@nilanjasa007 he is very smart only when he stops masterbating

[@allaware5014]

Being smart isnt what makes someone a nerd anymore

[@wyjax0685]

Shut up Meg

[@grizzlydino]

I like how Chris didn’t talk to the girl but somehow knew her number out of nowhere

[@abdmalien2447]

maybe her IG?

[@silver17yearsago66]

Group chats?

[@kingpen5866]

I like how you made a basic observation

[@gouacheface]

maybe he airdropped it

[@totall4579]

lmao how old are you

[@ZeriyaGaming]

That "what can go wrong" cut. 😂

[@arcticangel1628]

3:55 The way the librarian said the last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

[@Swagster_Monke]

That last line had me laughing

[@Xunizal]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH PEEPEEE

[@tiaaquarius8643]

Sxgfc#

[@mikebravo6967]

Same

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

You killed that librarian, Chris.

[@mincey57]

3:55?

[@emperornapoleon6204]

Of course: Quagmire is the teacher😂 Edit: “I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gig-gi-ty!” -Glenn Quagmire

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@NazriB]

Lies again? BDSM SORE LOSER

[@kingx518]

Of course it's Quagmire 😂

[@QueenEevee1994]

@JackDiCaprio Chorus: He’s Quagmire, Quagmire. Quagmire: Giggity giggity, giggity, giggity, let’s have sex!

[@deanfarr3249]

Everybody including quagmire is a sex offender 🤣

[@franktruth8341]

2:17 I love those RARE moments where Peter is smart.

[@tonioene2262]

What made him look smart here? 🤔

[@dezza99]

@@tonioene2262 the fact that he knew what chemical castration is

[@AtanoKSi]

@@dezza99 that's being smart?

[@dezza99]

@@AtanoKSi depends on your perspective I suppose, it's smart for him

[@MOMO-436]

@@AtanoKSi you clearly don’t watch family guy if this comment and the reasoning behind it perplex you so much lol.

[@christopherjordan6235]

Don't blame Chris, blame Neil, he's the one that got him in trouble.

[@erikcintronthemite2755]

Christopher Jordan Fuck Neil

[@fishingmasterstudios9481]

Chris took dating advice from a guy who's never banged a girl in his life xD

[@riseoverhere3054]

@@fishingmasterstudios9481 He dated Meg and other girls in one episode.

[@Ronin.Samurai]

No, Chris got himself in trouble. He’s old enough to know better.

[@miketherobotinkling7741]

@@Ronin.Samurai chris is an idiot for believing neil

[@marshmallowmilitia8056]

How could they not have Herbert in that group.

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

Herbert hasn't been caught yet

[@uncledoctor6920]

He's been at the game too long to slip up like the rest of those amateurs.

[@emperornapoleon6204]

He’s a pro. Confirmed he was undercover in Quahog in the episode he was young. Sly fox, that Herbert.

[@jamesc.e.s.4551]

It was confirmed in another episode that nobody cares because it's just so damn funny.

[@Montesama314]

He's the Phantom Thief, never to be caught.

[@lucaskincanyon7393]

This is probably one of the better episodes. Not any gore and excessive blood and genuine funny times like that last time.

[@RJIS]

No

[@confusingfaun361]

Oh there was gore and blood, however only the librarian saw it

[@icame2showu]

@@confusingfaun361 jyou

[@icame2showu]

@@To-New-Beginnings. junk ijnonon

[@To-New-Beginnings.]

@@icame2showu random.

[@keymaster430]

Lois: "We'll make sure Chris apologizes to the little knob tease." 😂😂

[@capncake8837]

I like how they’re all just blaming her.

[@jeromechibamba514]

The way Peter went "oh my God" was hilarious and realistic to most parents.

[@christopherlewis1315]

He said "Oh, THANK God."

[@bigboi4269]

@@christopherlewis1315 nope, after castration

[@christopherlewis1315]

@@bigboi4269 Yeah, youre right. I guess I didn't notice that part at first.

[@hateusometimes1375]

im not gonna be most parents bc im not homophobic

[@atomicwedgie8176]

@@hateusometimes1375 All parents breathe a sigh of relief when they can make a check mark in the straight column for their children.

[@DIZXSTER]

0:45 Peter's reaction when the principle said "the girl" kills me every time😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@arcticangel1628]

He’s such a homophobe. 😂

[@darkneon5637]

I don't get it but it's damn funny 😹😹😹

[@DIZXSTER]

@@darkneon5637 peter was afraid it'll be a guy so he was very thankful when the principle said "the girl"

[@darkneon5637]

@@DIZXSTER OOH thanks 👍

[@TheBookRant]

“Chris what’s wrong with your leg? OH MY GOD THATS NOT YOUR LEG!” Let’s be real that girls father was just jealous. Chris is a king down there

[@sheldonsavio7615]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@arcticangel1628]

That’s why you think the girl’s father got angry and called the police?

[@nisarojas2869]

@@arcticangel1628 it makes sense

[@arcticangel1628]

@@nisarojas2869 Have you ever thought it’s because he doesn’t want people sending sexual pics to his daughter?

[@nisarojas2869]

@@arcticangel1628 I know the real reason dude, relax

[@GeraltofRivia22]

The Michael Moore roast was hilarious

[@David_garcia23]

Could u explain it?

[@endsdio4834]

@@David_garcia23 just google michael Moore

[@Serjo777]

@@endsdio4834 And then?

[@endsdio4834]

@@Serjo777 stare at him for an hour

[@mechadoggy]

2:00

[@Kuratius]

Apparently Chris without puberty is as intelligent as Stewie. That has implications that Stewie wouldn't like.

[@arcticangel1628]

3:55 The way the librarian said that last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

[@brennanmalo5857]

Ohhh a PEE PEE

[@TwiggyArmstrong]

It had her dying too

[@rounakdebnath2895]

Lol what? Quagmire as the rehab instructor?? LMFAO

[@MPHswayze]

Networking lol

[@hippiepisces9745]

You don’t remember the episode where lowest left the kids at quagmire’s house and quagmire said according to the law

[@jshaka3769]

lol “the girl turned him in cause she didn’t like him back.” Lol

[@mattgerrish908]

0:51 Principal Shepard: "And apparently the girl-" Peter: "Oh thank God!" *LMFAO* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shahancheong9792]

"It's either this, or chemical castration". "What's that!?" "You take a ton of pills that totally wipes out all sexuality". "Oh!...Is that what Michael Moore did?" "No, but I understand why you'd think that". HAHAHAAHAHA!!! That's brutal!!

[@Brada988]

Yeah, we all saw the video

[@envioustunic6713]

@@Brada988 yeah fuck him for commenting

[@chanellehendricksen8919]

Who's Micheal moore

[@leepoleschuk6692]

@@chanellehendricksen8919 a d bag documentarian

[@lionocyborg6030]

@@chanellehendricksen8919He was an actor in the film where the song duelling banjos came from. He appeared in a season 4 episode’s cutaway gag where he and Peter have a farting contest to the tune of that same song.

[@hippy282]

"Oh! A pee pee!" The delivery was spot on 😂

[@theepilogue2190]

😂😂😂

[@mrtony80]

Chris hair looks like scrambled eggs

[@eivindgj3761]

LOL

[@leozr2449]

"My dad took my phone to look at pictures of my friends"💀

[@demonjmh]

That completely went over my head until now

[@WyWid]

3:30

[@WyWid]

I disliked this comment because you didn’t include the timestamp when its literally right on the screen with one tap of a button

[@MPHswayze]

I love Seth Green's castrated Chris voice

[@jeshkam]

Sounds posh lol

[@arcticangel1628]

@@jeshkam I think that was the whole idea.

[@redscar1973]

​@@arcticangel1628yeah, thats why he said that.

[@valkiron11]

@@redscar1973 This is a pizza >🍕

[@corynthius8860]

Glenn saying "And statistically you will all be here again because this has mever worked in the history of doing this" is pretty accurate

[@Rocky-or4rz]

Sex offenders have the lowest re-offense rate of all crimes

[@mr.giggles6265]

​@@Rocky-or4rz Lol found the chomo

[@Ohflipsnap]

I like how every other comment says they wouldn't trust Quagmire with this job, even though literally anyone else would generate the same results because of this exact quote from Glen.

[@crimson5pider]

​@@Rocky-or4rz That's not even remotely true

[@mikemurray3962]

​@@Rocky-or4rzI bet you call pedos 'maps' don't you?😂

[@xanderotp]

Honestly, I would expect this kind of crap from Peter or Quagmire to get Chris into this kind mess. But Neil?

[@Light-Rock97]

So this is what an episode looks like without cutaways and side stories. Surprisingly, it could work. I really liked their first season under Disney, the one that started with the family taking a cruise. It was darker, a little more mellow.

[@Light-Rock97]

@@animalfriend7389 That one's a classic. Isn't that the one where he finds his desk/mother?

[@Light-Rock97]

@@animalfriend7389 That one's good too. How about that one where Stewie goes to the shrink? He reveal the British accent is a put-on. These are why I'm a fan of the show.

[@tnecniw]

"EUUGH A PEPEEE!" Sorry just the best lineread ever.

[@Serjo777]

No? Not at all.

[@andreasantoni6896]

This is the type of thing that Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" would have a field day with.

[@doktor_kumpel958]

Take a seat right over there….😂😂😂

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

''Oh rats!'' -Herbert

[@Torturephile]

After he takes the chemical castration, he looks like the rabbi predator.

[@congrilla-]

So he couldn't built up the nerve to talk to her but he had her number?

[@calamorta]

WhatsApp groups

[@viniciusmagnoni6492]

Class groups

[@hamhawk2401]

Snapchat/Instagram

[@ricardosavagestrike]

Telegram 😂

[@Brada988]

You've never heard of social platforms? Damn

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

“HUHHOOOOOOO PEEPEE!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NienNienNien]

"Because this hasn't worked ever" -Glen Quagmire Well of course because sex offenders shouldnt be rehabing other offenders lmao

[@Epic-so3ek]

Quagmire rehabs his fellow sex offenders then goes home to his Chinese women in barrels

[@_Devil]

Holy shit I didn't know that Family Guy had an episode where Chris became a Discord moderator

[@CyrusShameli]

lmfao

[@lord_beethoven1169]

“Is that what Michael Moore did?” 🤣🤣 “My dad took my phone to look at pictures of my friends.”

[@Zeakthecat]

i kinda love how toward the end, it was revealed her overprotective father called the law on chris, not her. like come on, both are underage ffs, and its not wise to throw adulthood on top of them on their 18th birthday, like instantly they're supposed to know shit as soon as they turn 18. *mega facepalms*

[@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567]

Mood. Had adulthood thrown in my face at 16. Ended up with PTSD, Amnesia and a weird, persistent feeling that I'm 16 at 23.

[@Zeakthecat]

@@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567 yea terrible parenting will do that.

[@makewarnotlove1954]

Chris becomes transgender

[@r.vincenta.9678]

@@makewarnotlove1954 technically not really. Being transgender requires the psychological and emotional aspects of wanting transition to another gender. Castration either cutting off your balls or using drugs for the same effect, only achieves a negative physiological change which is not prerequisite to being trans. The term eunuch or neutered is appropriate. Unfortunately, using such drugs (or the cutting version) on a pre-pubertal or pubertal boy will cause irreparable harm and is considered illegal or at least ethically malignant. Also, the "focus on other things" dib is actually a jab on the beliefs of the NoFap movement as it's portrayed to something like being neutered. Lastly, the male sex hormone isn't just a sex chemical. Instead it is responsible for regulating a long list of bodily functions esp in males that's related to cognition, immune regulation, musculoskeletal development, etc. It is only one of the many hormones that regulate sexual function and it does not cause sexomania, p3dophilia, aggression. It does not cause you to think about sex bec that's the brain's job. The chemical ball-cutting treatment that Chris took is scientifically like breaking the leg of a table bec it was wobbly.

[@Joeys4921]

It’s also ironic how her father was a sex offender by looking at pictures of her friends

[@CreeperG0d]

I wouldn't trust Quagmire to be the instructor of rehab for sex offenders lol.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

2:10 Looks like Chris changed his surname to "Chandler"

[@jatinkhayani1167]

How do you know that

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@jatinkhayani1167 Because Chris Chan started taking hormones to "transistion" and among the side effects was losing their sex drive. Like Chris Griffin does when he chemically castrates himself.

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

So... He had sex with Lois?

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

@@PlanetZoidstar I don't think that Chris Chan lost their sex drive.

[@PlanetZoidstar]

@@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 He claims he struggled to gain an erection after taking hormones.

[@johnforro1305]

It's a good thing I didn't have a cellphone back in the early to the late 90s while I was in school. Lol

[@TrystonTX]

Peter and Lois are gon’ find out what Chris did.

[@nicolasquintanilla369]

How good i learned english at school to enjoy family guy

[@qwoc]

Stfu

[@purple7066]

@@qwoc ugh pee pee

[@purple7066]

@@qwoc fine ignore me you ugly piece of shit

[@omirlaa3839]

@@purple7066 Ugh dumb four-year-old.

[@fredrickthecatfish8661]

Wtf is going on?

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

1:20 I love how a bunch of stuff is tipped over

[@dannyhoward3437]

The little “knob tease.”

[@tvshowanddvdloverest]

What would detective Olivia Benson think about this behaviour

[@billbrasky7540]

(this story got a wee bit long) Dude Chris, well, post chemical castration Chris, looks like this dude we used to call "Nut Huggers" lol I was in my second rehab (heroin addiction and alcoholism is a bitch) and anyway, on Fridays or Thursdays, there was a bus that took people from the treatment center to a church (voluntarily of course) and a few of my buddies had been going for a while, and one day they invited me and I said no, but then. They said they feed you, and next thing I know I'm on the bus. Anyway, what I didn't know was that after the food and the singing, there were these male and female groups for recovering drug addicts/alcoholics, PTSD (oh this was a military veterans rehab I was in bc I'm a veteran, so lots of PTSD patients including myself), and even people with sexual addiction, and I did not know this, and I would find out shortly why the boys _REALLY_ wanted me to come with them. So before the men and women split off into groups, people share testimony, and up comes Nut Huggers; he looks just like Chris, minus a few pounds and instead of pants, he wore these khaki shorts that he wore WAY UP HIGH to the point they were like Top Gun short-shorts, and he had an abnormally thick set of thighs and a really big ass like a woman... Like I thought it could have been a diaper, but nah, that was all real 100% stink meat back there, and the way he wore his shorts... I wouldn't call it a camel toe or a moose knuckle... It was more of a "loaf" (thus, why the boys dubbed him Nut Huggers lol) And so anyway Nut Huggers gets up behind the podium and starts basically telling his pud pulling habits; three separate monitors, 10+ times a day, getting caught multiple times in the public bathroom at the Good Will where he worked (the only place that'd hire him), the chaffing, etc., And that he's a registered S. O. Because he got caught driving around a park and he was targeting kids by stopping and opening his car door and... _ahem..._ "Shooting his web" at these kids like Spiderman, and so yeah... And meanwhile, I'm mortified! Haha I mean, I was an M1 Abrams tanker in the army from 2003-2012; I was a tanker during the invasion of Iraq, I've been a grunt and been around other grunts (tankers, Infantry men, and cavalry scouts) from 18 years old to almost my 30s, and so I've heard and said a lot of gross and vulgar/graphic sht, but this super detailed "testimony" from this WEIRD looking weirdo sex offender just... Like a sabot round blew up my brain. I don't think I've ever physically seen or been around one ever in my life before then. I look over at my buds like "You hearing this sht?!" And they're LAUGHING their asses off literally as quiet as they could and that's when I realized it. They got me 😂 Later on during group friggin Spiderman ova heeyah started telling us some more of "The Whack Off Chronicles of Mr Huggers" in gross gooey detail and the four of us boys are laughing hard dude and Huggers seemed to think that we were laughing because he was funny or something, because he's so socially inept (Oh he was " funny" alright lol not funny-ha-ha) like, he didn't know we were laughing at him, so it was like our ridiculing him just egged him on and made him tell more and get into even grosser detail lol oh! and there were young kids at that church too! After the whole thing was done with and me and the boys were walking out to go smoke, we see him on all fours chasing and playing with these kids who were like Pre-K age, and I'm like "Shouldn't we tell him to stop or tell the parents about this guy?" And one of my buddies was like "Nah. They know all about him, plus we don't wanna ruin this pizza gig we got going for us". Fair enough boys, fair enough... But yeah... Can't make this sht up... Nut Huggers everybody! Thank you, good night!

[@AceLM92]

...dude

[@V009j]

You paint quite a picture

[@jerand8767]

Sounds like a Bullshit story, but I'm not sure. Funny though, either way, I've stolen the name nuthugger We have a security officer here at work with unusually thick thighs, he is now nuthugger! ...thanks!!

[@obi-wanadoobie9917]

Weave a tale of great woe and hilarity

[@andressauvage7738]

That's fucking sickening

[@4862cjc]

Marci’s father took her phone to look at pictures of her friends. OK ...

[@plaistowbill]

He him may be on the Rhode Island sex offender registry.

[@kriptonbazooka1718]

00:52 LOL relief that chris not gay

[@arcticangel1628]

3:55 The way the librarian said the last line had me dying! 😆😂😝 Lol! Hahahaha!!!

[@ABC13KMUK]

“don’t do it, don’t do it, you’re gonna get in trouble.” That’s the voice that Chris should’ve had inside his head before taking a picture

[@walterschivo9123]

Boy, the voice of chris must be talented to talk masculine like that.

[@freshdoug]

It's Seth Green.

[@IM-NOTHIM]

Chris and Niel are potentially hilarious duo

[@ashishbhatt3467]

"Aparantly she didnt like him back so she turned him in". Thats pretty important information!

[@thomasweeden2683]

Yep

[@nilanjasa007]

The thing is people do send gross pictures to random girls and expect them to like them. I have doubt if ever anyone got interested in someone by seeing this kind of perverted gross behaviour 😐

[@_Sol6]

@@nilanjasa007 It's not a random stranger, but a friend of mine got a boyfriend that way.

[@TexasGirl22]

@@nilanjasa007 it’s Disgusting. I’ve had to put my social media on private because random men would DM me pics.

[@nilanjasa007]

@@TexasGirl22 When I joined fb 6-7 years ago, I was a minor, still many random middle aged men used to send explicit pictures and texted sexual things all the time.

[@doobies3912]

Lmao quagmire being the leader of the group

[@bunsenn5064]

“someone-someone get me NUDE ARTBOOKS!!! I NEED NUDE ARTBOOKS!!!” This line always has me dying for some reason every time I hear it.

[@SabreLeonheart]

Whoever has the comment that has windowless van that's painted to look like an ice-cream truck, your headlights are on. 🤣

[@KoopaKool12]

Quagmire teaching in a Sex offender rehab class was the funniest part to me.

[@BeyondBaito]

The weird fucking thing is is that there are kids who are like 15-16 who have gone to prison, tried as adults, for "distribution of Child porn" where they would then be abused by full grown adults in prison.

[@user-zh3fo7po2l]

"Muhthur fahthur" "Puhrvurht"

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

We’ll make sure Chris apologizes to that little knob tease 😂

[@alltheglorytogod7402]

"Ah ya looked back to fast"😂

[@justin_7154]

Of course quagmire is the instructor

[@monsterjamfan100xtreme4]

At least he was seen as a serious teacher and he gave Chris info on what he asked him about (and he knew what he was talking about)

[@alecazadi-hocking8381]

I get the feeling that Neil totally knew what he was doing when he told Chris to do that. It looked like he was aware of what he was doing and as soon as he told the gullible idiot what to do, he fucked off quickly once he knew Chris would do it. And for no reason at all either. That’s so fucked up. So gangster.

[@kidnamedfingerreal]

0:35 This cut-off was perfect

[@user-uw6rr5mv9h]

Basically made him an NPR host

[@afriendofepicproportions]

What does that mean lol

[@adrianaslund8605]

Let's face it. Chris is probably going to end up a discord mod.

[@Epic-so3ek]

Don’t insult Chris like that

[@Emogamer-tp8vo]

Chris: "if you keep posting memes in general I'm gonna have to ban you. So anyways like I was saying the age of consent should definitely be 13"

[@matty9727]

3:56

[@alexanderbreschi90]

And because she doesn’t like him… that’s so true

[@piyushshedke9735]

i really like the way that chris talked

[@dylanL19]

“ before we begin whoever’s driving a windowless van painted like an ice cream truck you’re lights are on”

[@Th_Uslss_Indvdl]

Love the jump you made at 0:36 😂

[@WispyBlueBricksGPX]

It was Neil, Damnit!

[@MonkersPuff]

The way Chris stands lmao

[@TrentJordan3198]

There are 8 windowless vans painted like an ice cream truck with their headlights left on.

[@gordonfreemen1920]

The Jump cut from "What could go Wrong?" to the principal's office

[@TheGreatSeraphim]

"Oh a pp" really sells chris's 3rd leg short

[@societyoflearning5571]

Chris sounds kind of like Coriolanus Snow when he is tutoring

[@PixarMan2001]

I feel like Quagmire is teaching the class because that is HIS sex offender rehab sentence.

[@razzle1964]

Oh! I thought it was just his ‘lifestyle choice’!

[@causal9873]

Basically the whole episode summed up in 4 min. Nothing was really lost in shortening it, it seems.

[@djpainkiller3326]

The best part is the police officer there is Joe one of Peter Griffin‘s great friends and has not amused not surprised reactions because that’s how much Joe knows Peter

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

1:55 Michael Moore! 😂🤣😂

[@MCChefBoyRD]

"He took my phone to look at pictures of my friends" ah yes, sounds like his concern here is genuine

[@user-wi7hn4yb7v]

I loved the random cut to black at 2:54 that made me look at myself and realize my existential dread 👍

[@ninjabluewings]

OMG! 2:46 his turned in shoes 😂😂

[@SP-xw3et]

Zuhahahahah You guys notice everything Jeez 😳🤣🤣

[@ninjabluewings]

@@SP-xw3et Absolutely we do 🤗😂🤗

[@danielblyth2841]

The haircut to the side is spot on.

[@ettavictor4804]

"... and apparently the girl..." Peter: Oh thank God

[@eshaanreza832]

2:14 Chris sounds more like a sex offender than his normal voice.

[@Th4t_guy_]

I think her dad is a way bigger problem than Chris lolol

[@ElementalBlade]

Finally someone acknowledges this detail! He's definitely the big perv and she must have saved the photo to her gallery first

[@Facade953]

Reverse Flash: It was me, Chris!🤣

[@alwaysbeclosing5797]

Love the way he said … “I bet that caught him by surprhiiiiiise” 🤣

[@iago9711]

Its amazing how you managed to edit almost every joke out of the episode

[@angerymechanic661]

This is better without all the cuts but Disney owns them now

[@tobe1207]

The cuts are from whoever uploaded this vid, it's not the actual show editing

[@tomaprd]

@@tobe1207yeah

[@brianbogansky6348]

nude art books, where are the nude art books, i need nude art books.

[@Veethran88]

I can't believe Chris' only friend besides herbert is just Seth Green talking to himself. Even meg has a more interesting social life.

[@psyheart8593]

When Quagmire mention to the circle who they are and also this has never worked in history which is so so accurate depending on those

[@Eroica_Under_God.15.18]

*3:55** Man I'm Dead RN 🤣🤣☠☠*

[@TheSexyrean]

I like the presence of Joe

[@danielmulhern3375]

Strangely enough, given Chris’ third leg, this might have actually worked in another universe.

[@EricN64]

0:49 “oh thank god” lmfaooooo 💀💀💀💀