Family Guy | Quagmire's Mom!

[@lionote9776]

So THAT's why Quagmire is Quagmire... his mom is basically Quagmire pre-Quagmire.

[@jordanharris5459]

I thought Cheryl Tiegs dumping him was the reason he's the way he is

[@mixedbaggamer]

I thought the other other reason was because of his high school bully

[@unlimitedduckgamer]

There are many reasons for why Quagmire is Quagmire

[@deathfromabove4268]

Quagmire

[@warrenkeith360]

Quagmire just has an excuse for everything so no one can call him out on it. Man made sure to cover his bases.

[@FoolishSpud]

I guess that's why he's a cat person, he has nine lives like them

[@unnamedperrson]

Pray for mercy, Peter. From Quagmire in boots!

[@woshee_real]

Let's hope he values all of them or else.

[@Shifsabre]

*stab* 8... *stab* 7...

[@goodblueblox]

I love how there’s both a Puss in Boots and Scream reference in one reply comment section-

[@RandomGamer-]

​@@woshee_realpib reference

[@La_3clipse]

"oh c'mon Ronnie, she bought the dress!" He's so real for that

[@rollanddev]

Quagmire may be the wrong kind of guy, but he IS a standup guy.

[@le9038]

He is a fictional character

[@rollanddev]

@@le9038 lol, no. :) You couldn't be more wrong. We're not calling Quagmire a "good guy" based on how an animated character in a televised show consistently behaves during a number of scripted scenarios as a hypothetical exercise. That'd be silly. We're discussing real live people here and the very real actions reported by the Family Guy reality TV show. Heck, they even goes so far as to give us the city name and street name where the show takes place. They wouldn't make that stuff up! "Fictional character"... You people and your weird conspiracy theories, I swear... :)

[@guardedconor441]

@@le9038 to everyone reading this you are basically a fictional character

[@ZerohFault]

@@le9038room temp iq

[@The_SonicFan2010]

"I was born nine times that day" 💀

[@GTOMB]

so that's why he's a cat person

[@brianbazira9952]

Fr💀💀💀

[@brick532]

You know I actually know a person whose mom gave “birth” to him six times

[@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894]

@@brick532Wait what? What’s the context behind that?

[@brick532]

@@interdisciplinaryhumanitie894 I’m bullshittin😂

[@jackthumbikomkandawire8591]

"How about I plow her in the limo and have her back in twenty minutes?" Coldest line

[@TheHuskynatorMAN95]

I some cunt imitate my mother like that during college, yet he didn't know her name so I stayed as calm as I could for like 3 minutes until after he replied.. "I don't know her name" which meant he was talking shit fir the fun of it to piss me off and what he got resulted me getting thrown out bc they apparently wouldn't tolerate violence on their premises yet a few days beforehand 2 fought eachother and they were let off like it was a fluke

[@beltheo2030]

Dude that’s fucking illegal

[@esojdalas5361]

“Oh, come on randy she bought the dress”😞

[@Dave-sd5mz]

Oooh so hot

[@cursorguy]

@@beltheo2030in some states not if he’s also under 18

[@MattF_V1]

Gus? Walter?

[@Ownniceguy]

Her name is skyler white, yo. Her husband is walter white, yo

[@PerroUndGato]

hal was also played by Bryan Cranston in Malcom in the middle

[@RaichuWasCancelled]

kid named finger

[@adityaranjan1645]

missed Jesse i see

[@dhans9662]

OH MY GOD!! IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE?? BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST SHOW 😎😎😎 JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE WE NEED TO COOK!! SAUL GOODMAN 3D MODEL IS SO FUNNY!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿 LOOK AT ME HECTOR 🗿

[@doblove]

Quagmire's mom using him as a sex toy with her doctor assistance must be the nastiest and most sickening joke from this show ever 😅

[@Elyorbek-u5o]

As a muslim asian, I have realized why americans are extremely shameless. This kind of 18+ and completely unacceptable shows mustn't be shown to kids. This is child abuse.

[@Justinbill8205]

It’s funny 😄

[@Tom_Corvus5]

@@Justinbill8205 is it funny when someone uses a baby that way? O_O

[@nota444tm2]

​@@Tom_Corvus5homer strangling bart is funny. and abusive father strangling their kid irl is not. fiction is funny. reality is not. trying to connect the two is just you trying to get upset at something.

[@TheAdhdGaming]

WALTER?? JESSE JESSE!!! WE NEED TO BAKE

[@Jellyman4]

JESSE!!! I BAKED HER CAKE!!! I AM THE ONE WHO CREATES QUAGMIRE!!!

[@ericfierro1693]

GUSS

[@arsenal4739]

Gus be like:

[@aeon-x3f]

MIKE:WALTUH IAM NOT HAVING SEGS RIGHT NOW WALTUH

[@Bowl427]

GUS 😳

[@venom_xplayer5567]

Does anyone notice when he does the abc's there is no guy that has the na that starts with an I

[@ninjabutgood3621]

The subtitles are wrong he actually says Ike

[@ninjabutgood3621]

*Irv

[@Linkfan007]

What?

[@adityaranjan1645]

?

[@Bucketnetta]

The subtitles were wrong. It was Irv not Herb

[@dell_GRW]

Whoever wrote this is clinically insane 😂

[@argentin2306]

Although Quagmire should be sent to jail for all the stuff he did and does, the reason why he was sent on this episode is kind of unfair, he had the deed with a highschool girl, but the girl lied to him by saying she was of legal age to give consent, so in this particular case, he should be declared innocent or be given a less hard punishment

[@taraungoogle8482]

You do know he r@ped/hooked up with women younger than him and not care.

[@fried0nion503]

Thats just statutory.

[@oooshafiqooo]

Fax

[@comrademason7835]

It’s a strict liability crime

[@misamo1226]

@@fried0nion503 that’s what he was being tried for yes but in this case it wasn’t really his fault bc the girl told him she was 23 when she was actually 16🧍‍♂️ legally though it was still statutory

[@WHOOOSHXDOfficial]

Gus! Walter! His mom slept with Breaking Bad!!!!!

[@monstar3626]

😂😂😂😂

[@lonetrap]

They were breaking the bed with her

[@Efsaaneh]

Jesse, we need to fuck quagmire's mom

[@JunnaBethMillezo]

Also Shallow Hal!

[@nhuchuatungco]

​@@lonetrap congrats, you have found the most perfect joke in human history.

[@everythingcollectibles]

The Quagmire origin story!

[@kosmalaanimations2864]

Yeah Glenn Quagmire isn't a monster he's had a traumatic life because of his mother and you see his father now his other mother so he's pretty much had a terrible life but that did not stop him from becoming a pilot and flying airplanes for a living but he despises Brian for literally living the life doing absolutely nothing using Peter's credit card for everything while trying to sleep with his wife and using the poor man and trying to steal date his wife he's trying to show that he's a writer but he is not and Glenn Quagmire at least is an actual pilot despite all the trauma he's been through and I mean his special type of insanity is simply tied to his mother being the way she was and his lack of a father figure to the point of his father figure becoming another mother

[@baggedbread]

@@kosmalaanimations2864sorry bud, if you’re a rapist you’re a monster period.

[@nicholasrawlins7115]

@@kosmalaanimations2864 There’s this thing called punctuation; It’s going to blow your mind when you learn about it.

[@abdulsabri6551]

​@nicholasrawlins7115 it blew my mind

[@longyuan-nh2qd]

Mrs.Quagmire is more Quagmire than Quagmire.

[@Herowebcomics]

WOW! Quagmire's mom is some crazy stuff!

[@taraungoogle8482]

At least, you know where he gets it from.

[@ryanreedgibson]

Yeah! Push him back in again had me rolling.

[@deirasjankauskas3381]

​@ryanreedgibson there's 2 H's and no I

[@tenshironobunaga7347]

Look the picture before quagmire opens the door... It's a full resume about her

[@Th3Broth3r]

Sums up most single moms

[@joe-lb7rj]

GUS AND WALTER WHITE

[@covilica]

exactly what i thought lmfao

[@jeffreymodesitt3345]

Waltuh

[@Scopophobiaaa]

Waltuh, stop sleeping with quagmires mom waltuh.

[@realSOnoYa]

No child deserves a mom like that. I can only imagine how messed up a real child would grow up to be.

[@LelouchOnTwi]

Isnt Quagmire in his 50's or something

[@ryanreedgibson]

I believe he's the oldest of the group. But this is him telling the story of why he's so messed up.

[@delanovanraalte3646]

He is in his 70's

[@bevjoejoe]

​@@delanovanraalte3646he's 60

[@greygaston1263]

@@bevjoejoe if i can remember correctly, quagmire was born in 1947(?) so would’ve been 60 back when we fist learn of this back in season 5 or 6, but but will turn 80 by 2027.

[@adityaranjan1645]

62

[@EddsworldLover.]

I felt so bad for him when he said "I was born NINE times that day…"

[@makaylarae1000]

Cause she used her literal NEWborn baby to get off 🤮

[@Bendy_the_dancing_demon9789]

So that's why he loves cats. He was born 9 times!

[@Xx_ClementineBoba_xX]

🎶Quagmires mom has got it going on 🎶

[@decisivedecision]

😂🎉✌🎉😂

[@lonewolffang]

Quagmire: I got the Giggity from my mom's side of the family.

[@no.12papangkornkaewklad27]

She slept with gus and walter, what a menace

[@RareFlare-qb3ew]

Its sad for Quagmire cause this is how he was brought up

[@dantesonofsparda6397]

Bro what is Walter and Gus doing 💀

[@Bowl427]

Look at me Hector 😳🛎️🛎️💥

[@herysaarchie2259]

cooking up something.

[@Qwerty32-w3w]

Waltuh

[@moniqueperkinsmp]

didn't know Walter White had so much rizz to be sleeping with his mom

[@Cordaitheninja]

“There are lots of other guys” nah bro that’s wild💀💀💀💀

[@shottwice]

I’m sorry but the “WAH WAH WAH” had me dead

[@nickyme8407]

Oh come on Ronny she brought the dress 🤣🤣🤣

[@June376]

If he was born 9 times that day, does that mean Quagmire has to celebrate his birthday 9 times?

[@masoncontaxis3466]

Don't forget that Quagmire has had issues with his dad too and I feel so bad that Quagmire became this monster because of his parents

[@stolenalt]

Quagmire's mom only slept with men with one syllable names.

[@nintendofan1749]

No, Quagmire said in the song that those were just some of the guys and there were a lot more.

[@DontComeNearMeBrainrot]

"Cats have nine lives" Quagmire:

[@unaxoo9595]

“I was born nine times **that day**…” 😭

[@samueljrhlorgbe6091]

Man so that explains a lot why he's like this poor guy his mom's even sounds like a dad

[@Shifsabre]

Well, don't forget that Ida is trans

[@samueljrhlorgbe6091]

What

[@samueljrhlorgbe6091]

Oh I get it transgender

[@samueljrhlorgbe6091]

Oh right never mind thanks

[@venom_xplayer5567]

He says Gus then Hal and then Herb there is no guy that starts with the letter I

[@LIQUID_JETHALA]

Ilbert

[@LIQUID_JETHALA]

Ian

[@LIQUID_JETHALA]

Intensifier ??

[@RPGcasero]

Ivan

[@ratheraforgetableuser6168]

how the hell did all of yall forget issac

[@HazbinHelluvaHotelBoss.666Fan]

Fun fact it actually runs in his family you see it in a few other episodes

[@coinbowl]

Little Quagmire was so smart he knew the names of 26 fathers

[@91mrpogi]

Except that he did not know someone whose name starts with a letter I

[@blackcatpoe4716]

Or U?

[@mechanic6682]

His problem started when he came out of Peg Bundy.

[@BillWilliams-p4o]

Yes You are Correct Peggy was Always Horney

[@just_violet]

"On the day I was born" Nana-nanana "At the age of four" Nana-nanana "My mama asked me a question" Nana-nanana "Wtf are those" Nana-nanana

[@KiwiDaCat-p9b]

"I learnt my ABC's from the names of the guys at the army base my dad was at." "Art, Bob, Chet, Danny, Erin, Frankie, Garry, William."

[@Only1Noodle]

I like the Judge's response, "Sad story, but it doesn't justify your actions". How you grow up doesn't define your actions, it's the actions that speak louder. It's basically a "pity" play, and it's getting more frequent.

[@mikecole1664]

How a person is raised has a HUGE influence on their life. Some are able to handle a dysfunctional upbringing better than others.

[@AbhishekSharma-ig9ev]

You never needed a mother figure in you life, you had a mother and now you have another.

[@jatzuii]

I guess you could say he has 9 lives…

[@Ember-vw2ms]

"My problems began when I was born" Cheers I'll drink to that

[@markdye4557]

Who would want to push the baby out again..💀

[@TheMobileGamer1250]

“Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus, Hal, Herb, John, Ken, Lou, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat, Quin, Ron, Sam, Tom, Oafe, Vic, Walter, Xavier, Yaz, and Zeke,” “Those are just some of the guys. There are lots of other guys,”

[@ALLGRIT_DETROITLIONS]

Never thought I’d feel sorry for Quagmire

[@blackgru12]

episode name?

[@AnimationMan356]

Everyone hearing quagmires step dads Me: how does he learn the ABC without any guy starting with I

[@Thestalkingone501]

Dang at first I thought quagmire was the freakiest character in family guy..

[@Manu_2023_Official]

The son takes all from the mother

[@Pwrfoxx09]

No wonder quagmire is so messed up his mom was just the reason he is like that

[@rogerlambert9316]

I didn't go to my prom. I don't think I would've enjoyed it. I didn't have a significant other, at the time.

[@Willchannel90]

Sad for him that he had a shitty life, this explains his anti social.

[@quartzskull8772]

He's hardly anti social

[@ryanreedgibson]

Yeah, he's not antisocial he's a male whore.

[@lulolie]

​@@ryanreedgibson and repeat sex offender

[@Redahoge10]

No, screw him he’s trying to make himself a victim, blaming his childhood +60 years later on how he is “such a fuck up” never realized how good it actually was, he had a loving family with both parents and a sister, got a full education, an amazing job and has the whole world as his oyster, yet he never once stood up for himself during those years and still does mass serial rapes all over the world because of some quota the writers need/want for some reason to fuel some redemption arc the creator wants for Quagmire some reason.

[@caffeineabuser95]

He's not antisocial, just perverted

[@Durial321lol]

If you listen closely, he did the alphabet wrong too 😂

[@paples2835]

How did guagmire was born if his dad, well you know, gay?

[@ryanreedgibson]

Great question. I would bet his horny mom forced herself on his gay dad? Idk.

[@Marine616]

Well, Is fisically posible to have sex with someone you are not atracted to, you can think about something that you actually like or take the blue pill

[@Geo_TV]

After realizing that he was a woman in a man's body he pretended to be a happy man. Raised a family served his country in the navy and lived life for over 40 years as a man until finally getting the surgery. Ida explains to Peter when Peter gets mistaken for Trans-gender and doesn't correct it then after an injury he gets corrective surgery. I think it was in the same season as this episode.

[@phillsflychannel]

He became gay after he came back

[@jonnylund1130]

Tried to hide it I had a family member who’s first husband was gay they got married but for a year nobody knew he hid it

[@kanjo4976]

I no longer blame him for being weird

[@jeremyyyy20]

There’s two H’s in that abcs of guys. Just realized lol

[@flboy85]

He said Irv just captioned Herb

[@infinitefun527]

miracle musical

[@Shifsabre]

What?

[@favouronoilu7654]

These people really have no chill at all . They’ll just come at you with everything

[@boombomb2257]

Doofenshmirts is Quagmire's dad?

[@tuudurreikop5045]

No

[@boombomb2257]

​@@tuudurreikop5045the joke is in Phineas and Ferb Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirts is married to a character that has the same voice actress.

[@Zackattack3055]

Why do all the people she slept with sound like they're in their 40s 😭

[@Brettskei]

Lmao 😂she bought the dress

[@shegotass240]

The fact that his mom slept with everyman in the alphabet that is just damn crazy.

[@NurvsyVR]

Glenn quagmire had a rough childhood

[@damonyucky]

Walter, Zeke💀 Walter(Breaking Bad) Zeke(Attack on Titan)

[@fiblz5443]

gus

[@mr.knightthedetective7435]

No wonder Quagmire is older then he looks, dude was "born" 9 TIMES!

[@monstar3626]

Ayo what were Walter and Gus doing 💀💀💀

[@jesse__pinkman]

Quagmire's mom duh

[@monstar3626]

@@jesse__pinkman Bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@AdamReece-k3q]

There probably a different Walter and Gus

[@monstar3626]

@@AdamReece-k3q yeah ik

[@Ruuru_ivy_ruu]

nobodys gonna realize that quagmire mom slept with an ox😂

[@Bubonic-c3y]

He said ox in the alphabet.😂

[@FhillipFry]

Gen z's moms

[@ryanreedgibson]

Ha, yep. My mom too!

[@justletitbe4062]

​@@ryanreedgibson 💀💀

[@oooshafiqooo]

Dam. Good thing my mom is not Gen Z

[@youdononeetokno]

​@@oooshafiqooo it doesn't matter

[@oooshafiqooo]

@@youdononeetokno wadehel

[@d0miniksgf]

like mother like son

[@JadeChildUnit1780A]

"Could you put him back so i can push him out again?" I CANT BIRTH😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@A_AND_P_FARMS_CEO]

What's cool is there are 24 different names

[@OtterPond]

24? I count 26

[@JuanIMatheuA]

With his mother's background, Quagmire could have learned even the Cyrillic alphabet.

[@brodieandshoot3681]

Didn't she have a fling with Stephen hawking too

[@venom_spy437]

Is that joke really was in Family Guy?

[@shresthkumar513]

The names of the men quagmires mom slept with are mostly breaking bad characters 😂

[@cooper3814]

Why is no one talking about on how Quagmire named 26 Guys his mom slept with and said there are more, he's probably not Ida's Child

[@henrygarcia39]

This made me sad

[@im_br0ke]

As someone who first letter of there name starts with an "i", im offended that he sang 2 "h" names. WE EXIST YOU TROGLODYTES

[@dandelie]

Slept with walter

[@RayfieldA]

Has anyone else ever wondered why Quagmire looks like an exaggerated deformed Bob Hope? I wonder what's the story behind that.

[@timothythexiii7548]

H twice?

[@plastican]

bro was sued for grooming a minor

[@d.l.technic5]

The alphabet is wrong because when Quagmire reached the letter U; he said “Oafe”.

[@ryanreedgibson]

Yes, there is no way to change once posted.

[@roseagt5902]

Did the writers seriously think that birth was pleasurable??

[@Ben-yz7sx]

That's tough

[@maxluyao4030]

Fun fact: Quagmire slept with a total of 17,592 people

[@NatureLover8286]

Now I understand why Quagmire and his father have such different personalities or even is he ?

[@Homophobic_racist_sexist_pdf]

based profile pic🗿

[@BijliDada]

"Ox " 💀No bro 💀

[@scrubmyfweed]

Glenn looks even more like Stan when he's a child

[@Half_A_Hooman]

So that's why his head is shaped like that

[@Jessie-Shorts]

The most vulnerable person for your mom jokes

[@jeddhanson3984]

...she bought the dress...

[@CP-MoJi]

His mom belongs to the Alphabetic

[@FSW02]

Art Bob Chet Don Ed Frank Gus Hal Herb John Ken Lou Matt Ned Ox Pat Quin Ron Sam Tom Oafe Vic Walter Xavier Yaz Zeke Wait a minute… that’s not alphabetically correct…

[@CalebBrooker]

I feel concerned for quagmire

[@taraungoogle8482]

This is BS, Quagmire's mom may have been a sex craze person but Quagmire chose to be that way by his own will.

[@quartzskull8772]

Trauma is a repeating cycle

[@HeadsetHatGuy]

🤓

[@ryanreedgibson]

Agreed. There is no excuse for what he did. Although dhe lied, as a guy you know. Walk away.

[@josephbarraza4368]

That’s how I learned my abcs to

[@P1T9ThePlagueDoctor]

omg😂😂😂

[@KoxYT11]

Thats why he said ron as one of the guys 💀