can you guys start the next episode where everyone on set is desperately scarfing down clam chowder out of tin cans and nobody is allowed to talk / start the episode until every person has finished their serving?
@peritdincer58802 жыл бұрын
I love and support this idea wholeheartedly
@JIPunisherIL2 жыл бұрын
I like the way you think
@Alexpie50112 жыл бұрын
Amazing idea
@saturten2 жыл бұрын
would honestly be funny to start a podcast with no dialogue, just frantically shoving food in their face before they can talk lol
@DrivingGod212 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@matthewwalloch62502 жыл бұрын
as someone who plays in an orchestra, them talking about how composers control the orchestra is funny for multiple reasons, the main on being that they mean conductors
@Tocinos2 жыл бұрын
Hey, they ain't wrong tho. I'm controlled by composers.
@BenhHunter2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I thought I was having a stroke.
@sorchara91192 жыл бұрын
i didnt wanna be that person but listening to them say composer over and over was driving me crazy
@graciehtml2 жыл бұрын
literally came here to comment about this. justice for slime
@Cyphoenic2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was confused for quite a while before I realised 🤣
@nathandotson63502 жыл бұрын
Nicks "studio gibby" joke being ignored, followed by him pogging was the hypest moment in this week's podcast.
@Kweku02 жыл бұрын
Nick always has the best jokes and they always get ignored lmao
@alexantone55322 жыл бұрын
Too effortless
@MrDifsh2 жыл бұрын
idgi
@burrsoup2 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@sissybean87972 жыл бұрын
@@burrsoup 34:15
@EnjoiMathew2 жыл бұрын
The whole Shaytard conversation is probably one of the funniest parts of the podcast ever that shit was so funny
@hunterawesome51052 жыл бұрын
that and Slime's dad orgy story and the Stav episode are my favourites lmao
@evanb53882 жыл бұрын
The Babytron part had me dying but probably went over a lot of people’s heads smh
@Sedibus232 жыл бұрын
@@evanb5388 yeah man not you though your iq is way too high to miss something like that but people with lower iq definitely might not understand that babytron and babytard sound similar
@madeehashaik2 жыл бұрын
had me cracking up lmfao
@ha_joker_ha63372 жыл бұрын
I still can’t believe their account is still Uploading lmao
@awesomejob20222 жыл бұрын
Aiden blushing while Slime reads his heartfelt message is peak pod material.
@FishyButters2 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott would demolish the competition, it simply would’ve been unfair for him to be on Mogul Money
@Tigatron14482 жыл бұрын
Where do they talk about this? I can’t seem to find it in the episode.
@LucasOkamoto2 жыл бұрын
@@Tigatron1448 1hour 3
@ethan62872 жыл бұрын
get tom scott on the yard
@lucamagnani52432 жыл бұрын
@@ethan6287 Pls yes Tom Scott is top tier
@ATBZ2 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what unscripted tom scott is like.
@RighteousPriest2 жыл бұрын
as the security guard in Aidens story, Id like to say 1. sorry, love you guys 2. they surely would take me 2v1 lol
@george93712 жыл бұрын
holy shit he met aimen “yard” gaiming
@ilovesteez Жыл бұрын
if it's not you, and you're lying, i will skin you
@cross2181 Жыл бұрын
:)
@AdDelayed Жыл бұрын
holy fuck how'd i manage to scroll here right as they're telling the story
@AdDelayed Жыл бұрын
@@george9371 bro why did it give me the option to translate this to English
@heymang27192 жыл бұрын
Ludwig got that Peter Griffin fit this episode 🔥🔥🔥
@drew60912 жыл бұрын
how do you think he pulled the family guy girl
@Cloudz_756 ай бұрын
1:30:47
@Jona_The_Than_D2 жыл бұрын
Barely 2 seconds into the podcast and already Ludwig and Slime share a bonding experience with food
@Noah-lj2sg2 жыл бұрын
ummmmm akshually, the intro finished at 0:16, much more than 2 seconds into the pod
@silvapop96662 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Tom Scott wasn't good enough clickbait for The Yard
@vqs29202 жыл бұрын
Yeah i thought i was trippin bro
@emeraldapple39902 жыл бұрын
@@vqs2920 Same
@thatwaterriver38242 жыл бұрын
it was literally lying
@silvapop96662 жыл бұрын
@@thatwaterriver3824 you must not be a Ludwig fan
@kr1spness2 жыл бұрын
1:16:00 I love this conversation because Roman slaves would follow their generals to whisper Memento Mori, Remember you Must die as a sort of wake up call to not get too arrogant in your successes. Ludwig understands this philosophy, but Slime is basically his little Roman Barbarian saying Remember you will falled off.
@howtocleanyourhyrdocapable74432 жыл бұрын
this is a good comment
@EccentricEngineerYT2 жыл бұрын
In this episode: Ludwig calling conducting “composing.”
@savoryseaweed4952 жыл бұрын
no shot i was just about to comment this
@CozyTressi2 жыл бұрын
And nobody knowing enough to correct him...
@computermash85422 жыл бұрын
justice for slime. he also didn’t know what he was talking about but he was more right before ludwig corrupted him 🙏🏾
@EccentricEngineerYT2 жыл бұрын
@@computermash8542 they really missed out on an opportunity to rub it in Mr English Major’s face for being wrong.
@precious_basket_case26272 жыл бұрын
literally cringing the whole time during that part
@KINGTONY62 жыл бұрын
Aiden seemed like he was fighting actual demons during the Shay bit
@ThisModernDay2 жыл бұрын
Back when my wife and I went to Paris, we went to a restaurant and I left my phone. Our waiter actually chased us down like 4 and 1/2 blocks to give me my phone back. Paris definitely isn't all it is cracked up to be. However, I have sentimental memories attached to it from the trip so I'd go back but I'd have different expectations this time around. We still had a good time.
@oliveviixi38372 жыл бұрын
music head here- composer and conductor are different but also he does both. conductor keeps time and also provides other cues and stuff to sections (departments if you will). conductors usually provide real time feedback on blend and balance that you cant hear as an individual in the ensemble as well. lots more moving parts in an orchestra/wind ensemble than a band so by having one Guy up there you can make sure everyones playing music together and correct. have fun at the concert!! they go crazy fr
@oliveviixi38372 жыл бұрын
sorry
@Gr0g08112 жыл бұрын
@@oliveviixi3837 nonono, thank you
@zacmac20022 жыл бұрын
As a fellow music head - thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking but couldn't be bothered to type out
@Esseraf2 жыл бұрын
Aiden just dying of laughter goes so hard
@FelixEA2 жыл бұрын
the fact that nick can even remember that they didnt do the intro, an hour and a half in, is fucking insane. He probably vowed to himself after that scuffed intro to save it for the end, and reminded himself every now and then about that.
@Mannydude962 жыл бұрын
"You're like the Ken of Aiden's friends" God damn you Nick you've done it again
@sluggmom2 жыл бұрын
This such a funny episode ive lol'd several times. feel like Nick and Ludwig were really on their A game joke wise, Slime hasn't derailed everyone into a 10 minute segment on body fluids OR bestality(edit: nevermind), and Aiden had a cute wholesome moment :')
@kabiedotjpg5683 Жыл бұрын
The edit oh my god
@jorgechicot87442 жыл бұрын
Where is this week's episode oh my god im crying in my room right now
@OneStarVFX2 жыл бұрын
KZbin broke
@nickpineau41392 жыл бұрын
34:15 The conductor is the person who keeps the whole orchestra together. They help keep tempo (as mentioned), but also help different sections (not departments) with certain cues in things such as Dynamics and articulation. 9 times out of 10 they are also usually the people leading the orchestra in practice to help them play the music to the best of their ability.
@Eighty_Ninety2 жыл бұрын
Listening to the audio version yesterday, I forgot who Tom Scott is and that entire section I thought they were talking about TomSka, the creator of the asdfmovie series
@sighduck132 жыл бұрын
fair enough, both bruv-coded
@minwara70552 жыл бұрын
This episode was a high velocity banger from start to finish
@awesomeness74342 жыл бұрын
Yall need to find a way to make the yard sign, on the TV, bounce around like the old tvs used to
@MAJ0ROCEL0T2 жыл бұрын
But only once per episode it's allowed to hit the corner
@awesomeness74342 жыл бұрын
@@MAJ0ROCEL0T and if it does it twice the episode ends
@campbec6402 жыл бұрын
Composer writes the music Ludwig. The title you are looking for is the Conductor. And yes, the conductor performs, each section of the orchestra follows his lead and tempo. I wouldve loved to have gone to NY for that, I bet it was unbelievable!
@haarisbutt20752 жыл бұрын
Where is it. Where is next episode. I'm having a stroke it should be out by now
@jaybird4782 жыл бұрын
Where is it
@sky-the-guy2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Ludwig mix up composers and conductors, and hearing nick call sections “departments” makes me want to join the patreon just to shit on them in the discord
@CJDipper12122 жыл бұрын
This is how they get you.
@goldsage47229 ай бұрын
@@CJDipper1212lmao hes literally luds main demographic
@maddee45432 жыл бұрын
im just saying there is no yard without nick. we've seen all of them out one by one and in my opinion nick is the link.
@yourunemployedfriendat2pm2 жыл бұрын
That's cap
@dylanstultz34702 жыл бұрын
i did a thing ep was peak tho
@maddee45432 жыл бұрын
@@dylanstultz3470 it was good but i missed nick
@maddee45432 жыл бұрын
@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm how
@yourunemployedfriendat2pm2 жыл бұрын
@@maddee4543 there is no yard without slime
@rangerfoot2752 жыл бұрын
Where episode?
@CommonUsername2 жыл бұрын
a life changing episode i’ve already watched the whole way through (trust me)
@faiz4862 жыл бұрын
I mean, it does release a day earlier on spotify
@CommonUsername2 жыл бұрын
@@faiz486 ur no fun at parties
@faiz4862 жыл бұрын
@@CommonUsername sadge
@alveloss78802 жыл бұрын
Wow, Slime and Ludwig's weird intercourse moment was a highlight of this episode I have already finished!
@Amir_Sharon2 жыл бұрын
Why no new episodeman
@danielionsplaylists2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, Yardtards has a pretty nice ring to it
@jubjub3642 жыл бұрын
what a great episode that i've already finished (I'm not lying)
@matthewv91692 жыл бұрын
Literally rewatching after listening to the Spotify yesterday I fucking love making these assholes money
@djthedj91792 жыл бұрын
The audio version does in fact exist
@ab-hx8bi2 жыл бұрын
20x speed
@zinneko19222 жыл бұрын
As a woman, I really appreciate being welcomed to the yard. Keep it up boys
@thatwaterriver38242 жыл бұрын
same
@hrideyesh91392 жыл бұрын
Shaytard bit is def in the top 5 yard bits, and I think it made me notice that nick is really good at capitalizing on the best bits and keeping them going for just enough time
@Yo-Andy2 жыл бұрын
35:50 The word you're looking for is 'Conductor'. Composing is the act of writing the music. Conducting is what the guy with the stick does. The composer will very often conduct their own pieces with an orchestra, but other people can do that of course.
@chiedzawith2ds2 жыл бұрын
@VIXSIN no
@hugonamenlos72182 жыл бұрын
Ok but who is making the conductor move?
@rat...2 жыл бұрын
@@hugonamenlos7218 the platypus underneath the table
@Gaxtry2 жыл бұрын
That shaytards bit had me dying (especially since i used to watch them when they were big). Hardest I've laughed since the aimen's cringe song episode. But yeah after the tard laughs they really had nothing to talk about and you could see them struggling to find a topic. BUT the boys managed to keep it going and i applaud them for that.
@KnightKingu2 жыл бұрын
When Ludwig said porpoise there was silence and then Nick just paused and said poor piss. Never falling off let’s go
@turtle74592 жыл бұрын
Aiden losing his shit was fucking hilarious. The Shaytards bit reminded me of when they kept going on and on about how old Slime is.
@outside83122 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott has ties to actual TV quiz show stuff in the UK so going on something like Mogul Money would probably be bad for him
@philaeew48662 жыл бұрын
Wait... which one? Does he do behind the scenes/production stuff for something or what do you mean?
@MangoFuel2 жыл бұрын
9 minutes in and I realized I missed all 4 of them together. Nothing beats the original.
@Hahlen2 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott is kinda the antithesis of content creator degeneracy
@amandas6572 Жыл бұрын
Aimen actually dying through the entire Shaytards section is the greatest
@QuinnMiller2 жыл бұрын
Would love to see Tom Scott doing something with Ludwig down the line when he's doing something more original I guess
@oliver297 Жыл бұрын
okay sidenote: my mom is a midwife, and you would not believe the amount of shirts and mugs she gets gifted by her clients that say "awesome midwife at your cervix"
@charlieo96112 жыл бұрын
16:38 there’s a cut I wonder what they cut out
@CynGenshin2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Tom Scott episode
@katskee4442 жыл бұрын
WHERE THE BEAR IS NEW EPISODE BEAR
@xangs2 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate Slime adding context to the conversation for the listeners. It makes it easier to follow the podcast especially if I'm listening more than watching.
@Whatismusic1232 жыл бұрын
I love listening to The Tard
@maiyorha2 жыл бұрын
love it when you guys talk about melee.. i miss off the sticks
@atticcouch2 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite yard ep. Nick was pulling some great jokes. But everyone was doing great. Love to see eps like this
@rigbyrulles2 жыл бұрын
20:30 this is because the public transportation is so unbelievably good in Zürich that a lot of working class people don't own a car, or just don't drive much
@jackwalker75972 жыл бұрын
The way lud was trying to pull of a gigachad face while aiden was describing his French guy, priceless
@tutter27832 жыл бұрын
Why is Ludwig dressed like Peter griffin, Halloween is in 2 months
@n3ppy6322 жыл бұрын
The Tard
@craponAsPTULA Жыл бұрын
As someone raised Mormon in Utah and now an atheist. 1. Caffeine is only an issue in coffee or tea, not soda. I asked why and got told it's not the caffeine but the fact that it's a hot beverage with caffeine. 2. Utah Mormons are built different, they are usually a lot more rude and uptight about the rules, so that's why you see deviations in the rules from Mormons in or around Utah vs Mormons further away. 3. From someone raised in the church and being around people in it constantly, the stereotype of Mormons exploiting their children online for money, like shay Carl, is really not surprising. It's not all Mormons that are bad, some of the leaders in my church learned I was atheist and still let me do scouts as a kid and were accepting, and some were terrible people.
@goblin86702 жыл бұрын
Why was the title changed?
@enchiladaslayer61 Жыл бұрын
When they talk about atrioc 💔💔
@abneresperanza8052 жыл бұрын
Been playing classical music for 19 years: Composing is writing the music, directing/conducting is what the guy in front of the orchestra does. Not mutually exclusive but not usually the same guy.
@UltimaPhreeze2 жыл бұрын
Real ones remember the tom scott thumbnail.
@vinnyout2292 жыл бұрын
Slime: says Dolphins are fish Everyone listening: I'm about end this man's whole career
@apple-de8tx2 жыл бұрын
Ludwig Tom's right our local sea tv channel had a jeopardy copy show too and they had to license the show from jeopardy in us
@jblen2 жыл бұрын
It really annoyed me them saying composer instead of conductor and none of them corrected each other
@_untaab42892 жыл бұрын
So a conductor is like a DJ for spinning human disk
@lnbth3rdesq4432 жыл бұрын
wher vid new
@alecrose1412 жыл бұрын
Funniest ep so far. love the pod, boys.
@imshysobekind2 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott has designed quite a few different gameshows on youtube so I suppose he knows a lot about the ins and outs about making new gameshows and the legal side. He also has a video on youtube copyright. At least he doesn't know you used to watch copyrighted material on twitch...
@Ayden24B2 жыл бұрын
"This youtuber wouldn't work with us" I have to reset my computer and I come back and the title has changed lol
@ExarchOfGrazzt Жыл бұрын
This music conversation is insane, they are getting everything wrong but they're two steps away from being right
@kellen9872 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott is the ultimate clickbait for me
@taylifts2 жыл бұрын
Nothing has solidified my Midwestern-ness more to me than not knowing what either an AGB or what the other one is
@sorarulesISAY2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU BRO I WAS IN THE EXACT SAME BOAT!!! Growing up in Oklahoma I ain’t learn SHIT
@ajlange99205 ай бұрын
I cannot believe slime did not call out luds Peter griffin fit
@lompass3792 жыл бұрын
So cool to hear about the Swiss melee scene!
@FrancoGM Жыл бұрын
Im in class and “ludwig on the beat *fart*” made me burst out laughing LMAO
@Kaifkahn Жыл бұрын
1:24:00
@shyshy3132452 жыл бұрын
former orchestra member: conductors/ composers are different, conductors are mostly responsible for not only keeping tempo but helping to blend the sections, the composer makes sure no one section is going too slow or fast, playing too loud or soft etc. composers are usually those who create the music the conductor conducts.. also, some orchestras can play without a conductor! they’re usually smaller “chamber” orchestras, with significantly smaller numbers in their sections, and these rely on the “section leaders” to help que in their section mates! (usually aggressive nods)
@PetraYlenius2 жыл бұрын
Bruuuh I partially dislocated my shoulder while laughing at the convo about the wedding was happening, jeeeesus put a warning on these bad boys
@Evan-vc9kz2 жыл бұрын
Peter Griffin fit with amogus slides goes hard
@FeminineGhost2 жыл бұрын
“Netflix and pilled” got me so good
@narwhalzplays63082 жыл бұрын
I remeber seeing Rocktard on famous birthdays when he was like 4 cause he shares the same birthday as me and I still think about that bit of trivia.
@benwilcox63772 жыл бұрын
You know how you guys were talking about how xcq really connects with his viewers and they connect with him? I feel the exact same way with The Yard though. Like I come home from work and throw you guys on and its just a good time to vibe to. I really appreciate all that you all do. Thanks boyos
@mehmetbulut43472 жыл бұрын
its crazy to me that they havent gone to florida to film an ep with Charlie yet
@actua7 Жыл бұрын
Props to the timestamps for saying "conductor"
@davidvkimball2 жыл бұрын
15:13 Thanks for shouting out BlippiGG, Aiden!
@brinoh2 жыл бұрын
i love the fact that slime moves his feet like he is wagging his tail when he gets compliments
@amaduli2 жыл бұрын
When I was a missionary we asked our Colombian Mission President what his favorite movie was. He said Gladiator, and that's when it kind of occurred to me that the rules were very arbitrary.
@gaberoy94 Жыл бұрын
8:53 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. lmao
@soopimus Жыл бұрын
dude listening to all the atrioc wedding stuff now is crazy to listen to like holy shit
@retrodad4182 жыл бұрын
Dude them continuously referring to a CONDUCTOR as a composer for *minutes* and none of them batting an eye caused me physical pain. I am cursed with the knowledge of a music major
@un_kn0wn4272 жыл бұрын
That and ludwig mispronouncing Hisaishi's name repeatedly like itself the correct way to say it
@Micahvideogames2 жыл бұрын
I need y'all to understand, I left spotify and opened youtube to leave this comment. The guy who leads an orchestra isn't a composer, he's a conductor. Also it is a performance on the part of the conductor, as he is the leader of the entire orchestra.
@thewarroirtaco2 жыл бұрын
Crazy how Ludwig always wanted a huge family. It's sad actually. Not him. The thought. I grew up in a big family, and at the time I hated it, now I'm glad I did have a mass of siblings around growing up. Wasn't that lonely or anything that was nice. I can get where he's coming from. Kinda sad Tho. He's probably gonna have like 6 kids himself watch. Lol
@hugonamenlos72182 жыл бұрын
People tend to want what they dont have
@OtisJCW Жыл бұрын
Everytime Ludwig said composer instead of conductor I died a little inside
@tvilkerino2 жыл бұрын
The other night I had a dream that I was at a Café where the pod was filming and I was just listening in without saying anything and Nick yelled at me to stop being so fucking annoying and I can't look at him the same way anymore.
@PaperEaterNow2 жыл бұрын
This has genuinely been the best episode oh my god I was dying at Porntard
@collinwade Жыл бұрын
Well this title aged well
@sa1t5322 жыл бұрын
I loved that one part when they… and then …
@jimjamwimwam45792 жыл бұрын
why ludwig dressed like peter griffin
@zfatjesus2 жыл бұрын
Wow I completely forgot M2K was writing a book at one point.
@bshr1nk3yk1d2 жыл бұрын
That was cool, I watched the title and thumbnail change in realtime