How BAD is the Garbage Pail Kids Movie???

[@emilycathcart7387]

According to the trivia for this movie on IMDB, Mackenzie Astin auditioned for this movie without telling his father (actor John Astin); after Mackenzie got the part and showed the script to his father, he thought it was so bad he looked into getting his son out of the film.

[@randalgraves6979]

He’s also the brother of Sean Astin

[@cinemascore-along]

"Out of the Garbage Pail and into your heart" Wasn't that the old McDonald's Tagline?

[@maxbrandt6]

If I could heart that comment, I would!! Very funny!!

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

That’s great. 10/10

[@johnt.campbell316]

This joke is great. I just needed you to know, you did a good job. Conglaturation!

[@princesstamika]

they sing in a mcdonald's in this movie.

[@Liver_chestnut]

XD

[@titanalpha9144]

I have never understood why any of these reviewers have ever pointed out the part of the movie where the store owner is watching Dodger take a bath in his basement after getting beat up

[@TurfShark]

Those things are creepy af.

[@FanboyFlicks]

Sorry I've been gone for so long, and just so you know I'm not going to disappear again anytime soon, I'm already writing the next one

[@PapillionPictures]

***** If it takes that long to come up with great comedic material, it's well worth the wait! Good to have you back!

[@rmacero722]

***** Welcome back, Mark!

[@GaryTurbo]

***** The surprising thing is the movie is marketed for kids

[@AslanGRR]

***** nice job brah

[@xgray2012]

***** Well, at least we now know that you're not dead, yet. But, you were just taking a break for a while.

[@sherifelsharkawyful]

Am I the only one that finds it weird that there are a bunch of 20 year-old bullies chasing an 11 year-old kid? It seems a bit... inappropriate I should say.

[@billybarnett9518]

The actress who played Tangerine was actually only 16 at the time.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

They were teenagers but they looked old as hell.

[@homelesshannah50]

She's still too damn old for that kid

[@adamn7516]

Mackenzie Astin was around 14 I believe at the time.

[@gamerzero7735]

Still a minor getting his ass kicked by adults.

[@JohnWolfe]

What a thoroughly pointless film. I kind of want to watch it now.

[@abriellegarcia8428]

It was funny for children not grown men . Duh

[@homelesshannah50]

Uh it wasn't funny for ANYBODY of any age.

[@abriellegarcia8428]

Lavern Merriweather actually it wasn't pointless it was a children's favorite playing cards made into amovie

[@funkyweapon1981]

Those cards rocked, though. This movie, however, was rock bottom!

[@strawberrymilk1683]

omg! JOHN?

[@RasKitchen]

JUICE IS MINE

[@LeolaGlamour]

When you said they were rounding up the ugly, I thought you were joking and then I saw the building. I died.

[@CaidicusProductions]

My mother was really mad at me for renting this when I was a kid. She gave me money to go down the street and rent a movie, and being an 8 year old boy, I thought this one would be super good. It really wasn't, though I loved it at the time. Can't say I'm not sorry for putting my mother and sisters through watching it with me, though.

[@tigermunky]

Kind of the same for me. I rented this from the video store and started watching it. I got about 5 minutes into the movie when my mother, who was half watching it with me, clearly saw what kind of movie it was and made the excuse that it was way past my bed time and that I could watch it another time. That 'another time' never came. I guess I was also about 8 years old. She basically saved me from watching a piece of shit movie. I used to have the stickers that came with the gum that I'd stick on my bedroom door. My mother told me to take them off because it was apparently scaring my younger brother. In reality, she was probably sick of seeing shitty stickers of kids with melting faces (which my 8 year old self thought was super cool) and just made the excuse that it was my brother who didn't like them.

[@CaidicusProductions]

@@gwendylan1475 Yep, after her initial reaction to my renting it, which was admittedly rather harsh, she apologized and watched it with me. She even said it was really good, though in hindsight, I realize she was just making up for her initial reaction. :D

[@regib1992]

My pops rented this for me my baby bro and cousin. He thought it was ridiculous but we were dyin 😂😂😂😂

[@MrGMANStudios]

Doug Walker, whose the Nostalgia Critic, says this is the worst movie he's ever seen, and also that it's "the holocaust of cinema." And I honestly I can totally see where he's coming from.

[@AntiqueAngel44]

+Mr. GMAN's Channel I think he also said something about wanting to watch the movie when he was a kid but his mother told "NO", SMART woman.

[@mistermax3034]

The Nostalgia Critic liked the Star Wars prequels. Yeah.

[@tenryunaito3763]

That's blatantly false, Mistermax30.

[@Goofychannel555]

Yeah

[@Monkeyabroad]

Juice hates Dodger because he's Mr Stealyogirl

[@user-vq3kw3ze3f]

Wait? What?

[@overwatchzach]

Just wanted to say that my Uncle Ronny plays Juice and I loved watching this video haha made me laugh so hard. Such a terrible movie lol

[@homelesshannah50]

Does he have to hide his face in shame at the family reunion? Lol on the plus side though your uncle has very pretty eyes.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

Did you ever ask him what he had against Dodger?

[@mauricedavis2160]

Kudos to your uncle, bless these great films!!!🙏👍👻

[@XeroCool420]

Tell me you bust his balls and constantly say "It's a matter of principal"

[@mauricedavis2160]

@@XeroCool420 🙏👍🤣🤣🤣

[@franchise5000]

"That's what you consider a success? Having a bunch of trolls burst into your fashion show?" Bahhaha hahha. Well done

[@franchise5000]

17:23

[@rustykuntz94]

I laughed out loud at that part. Farting on the audience. HAHA

[@steerpike66]

This is such a sad, grimy little film. If you watch it, you will feel soiled, more than you would if you watched a filthy grindhouse exploitation movie with rapes and people with stumps and skin-masks.

[@hamupinhere]

This was one of my friend's favorite films growing up. He didn't have the best childhood and he once told me that popping the tape into the VCR provided a kind of escape for him. When he showed me this, I was mortified. I gotta be real and say that it actually broke my heart seeing him smiling very big throughout the duration of this film, because to find solace/comfort in such a film devoid of any function or redeeming value greatly implies a childhood that must've been nothing short of a hell.

[@vooveks]

@@hamupinhere Oh god. That’s genuinely really disturbing and sad.

[@mattdestroyer77]

@@hamupinhere 🤣 Jesus Christ man!

[@DarkPhoenixSaga]

Kid being chased by Johnny Cage lol.

[@stephenc9217]

I just wanna say, I appreciate you Mark. Whenever I'm in a bad mood, I watch you review a (really) bad movie and I feel better. Thank you bud.

[@bozobowers5359]

TOPPS used my parents $$ from all the cards I bought to make this ?

[@MamaMOB]

Bozo Bowers yup

[@GREALER]

Not to mention they were made out of cardboard...

[@UziNineMillomeetah]

If Chucky and Oscar the Grouch boned these kids would be their spawn.

[@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE]

***** Oh, I don't know. I don't think even the pairing of Oscar the Grouch and Chucky could make something this hideous. For all their faults, at least chucky and Oscar had a sense of humor. Oscar was kinda like Archie Bunker (New York style) and Chucky was like a pissed off Jack Nicolson. In the LOOKS department, the two icons won't win GQ's (Grouch's Quarterly...ha, ha,) man of the year, but compared to that lot....they're Will Smith and Leonardo DeCaprio!

[@SpazAteSkittlesOutHerAzz]

Facts

[@fackrez11]

The kid is like 13 and Tangerine looks like she's about 18/19ish. Why is there this low key romance throughout the entire film with them lol

[@noirblanque5324]

IKR

[@Jmiller3702]

Tristen Barton oddly enough she's only a year older than him.

[@paulblartmemecop7218]

Tristen Barton especially tht she's a "hairspray overkill".(nastolgia critic)

[@Greendalewitch]

Frizzurd My relationship with girls in a nutshell.

[@iLeviathan]

Griever they don't. You're a fucking idiot if you think thats common

[@congydave]

This film had an immediate impact on a 7 year old me. After we'd watched the film (rented from the video store) and whilst still hopped up on sugar, I stood in front of my friends and purposefully pissed my pants in homage to Nat Nerd.

[@masonwright7700]

Nat nerd

[@rosebudbaxter4671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

Wow What a story Mark 😃

[@manhattanhusky]

XD

[@dicklaurent9097]

Wow, i've seen many bad things but this is just the crapmaster himself... i dont think is a "bad movie" through, in fact i dont think this is a movie at all, a bunch of random shit thrown at a screen is not a movie for me... Btw, i've searched on imbd about the actors and the director of this turd, not a surpise that most of them never appeared in a movie again after this...

[@SparkleP8nter]

No it’s a real thing I saw it 🙌🏻🤣 it’s awful, basically it glorifies child abuse and slave labor. I liked the cards growing up but the movie was a big Crapper

[@GangStalker17]

Dont mess with a Man's principles

[@jermaineartis4323]

I remember when I was 4-5 and was begging my mother to take me to see this movie. I was a big fan of the cards. I remember my mother saying that she didn’t want to see that gross movie as she hated the cards...well, she never took me...about 25 years later I was at my boys house and saw the movie in his collection. I got excited when he said I could borrow it. But he warned me, it is not gonna be what I imagine. Found the perfect time to watch it while the fam was sleep...called my mother the next day and praised her for always knowing best! At least garbage is in the title!

[@Bakurafan88]

Dodger hasn't hit puberty yet and the other kids have.

[@washedblue]

pretty sure those "kids" are past puberty which is even worse given the weird dynamics. even taking into consideration the time period this came out, I can't imagine it not being questionable to some folk. then again I doubt many sane people have watched this (thankfully) so maybe that's why

[@BlookbugIV]

It’s cool, that way he doesn’t need to worry about knocking up Tangerine

[@Tim_ra]

It seems like dodgers like in 8th ...Maybe 9th grade and the others are like in 11th or 12th grade.

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

If movies have taught me anything it's that Americans stay in high school till their mid 30s.

[@jazzabighits4473]

@@washedblue Actually, Dodger and Tangerine were only 1 year apart in real life, they were actually dating.

[@winterlynn9012]

The cool looking VHS cover plus the fact that I collected the garbage pail kids cards as a 80s kid is what made me rent this movie as a 6 year old. I got maybe 20 minutes into the movie before I realized it was not getting any better and I shut it off. So even 6 year old me had some standards lol. The cards were awesome and disgusting in the best way possible. My siblings and I had nearly the whole collection. Also I vividly remember renting another weird movie the same day as GBK. It was called The purple people eater and honestly from what I remember, it deserves to be reviewed. The 80s were indeed a strange (but awesome time)

[@gghelis]

8:59 At first I was almost sure she said "Dodger, be careful! Look out for jews!" What's wrong with me.

[@Greendalewitch]

9:00 WHAT does he actually say when he comes back? Ive been trying to hear that for ever. Please tell me, its driving me crazy. It sounds like he's saying "youd´be happy to die"

[@skyrimosity7842]

The Greendalewitch “I’m too happy to die”

[@theldraspneumonoultramicro405]

@@skyrimosity7842 you sure its not "i'm happy to die" because thats what i would be if i was to star in a movie as shitty as this one.

[@MisterBrimm]

You're back!!! I thought we lost you to some freak Canadian accident!

[@shellshock638]

Oh hi mark.

[@TheAustin5235]

I did not hit her! It did naat!

[@DeRockMedia]

***** i did not hit her..i did naahht!

[@DeRockMedia]

youre my favorite customer

[@leartistiquecinemadekino7392]

Hi doggi

[@MrMichaelVoorhees]

Whata schtory mark

[@JamesBuschell]

Manzini also sounds like a delicious pasta dish

[@emorigio]

He is hiding delicious noodle in his pants

[@wolverine3219]

@@emorigio 😐

[@PallidTrash]

Dude that was a staple of our childhood! You didn't collect the cards? *Plus it was the 80's...our parents didn't give a shit.... Right? ... What? Only me?*

[@TheYoli182]

36 and Garbage Pail Kids cards was a staple for me.

[@arisucheddar3097]

I gave my first crush all my GPK cards when I was little, but being an absolute idiot with no concept of how things maintain value, I had peeled them (they were stickers on cards, technically) and stuck them to papers to make a sort of scrapbook of them. It was a nice gesture even if he wasn't worth it.

[@latoyafrazier9611]

No.notjust you.i remember watching it when i was little bit don't remember that much because i was little.but i know that my brother and uncles were always laughing watching it.

[@pantsenfuego9986]

I had the entire collection and it got confiscated at school! such bull chit !

[@brooklyngal6334]

I ruined my childhood dresser putting garbage pail kids stickers on it. Lol

[@alis5581]

YEEEEES!!!! Finally!! Iv'e been waiting so long 4 a New "Bad movie review" from you Mark. Thank you! :)

[@Goofychannel555]

I know right 😀😀

[@AdamYGO6893]

FINALLY! I've been waiting for this review for sooooo long! Glad to have you back, Mark! :)

[@gothsauceproductions5243]

Same here man. I almost feel like a big weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

[@anjelinavillalobos3973]

i am losing my shit with how hilarious this is

[@gothsauceproductions5243]

Dodger vs Juice was a wannabe Ralphie vs Scut Farkus beat down, but at least Ralphie made his bully bleed and cursed him out while doing it.

[@djudo2442]

Michael Jackson clothes! Dude seriously, you got me in tears :-D funniest film critic EVER!!! great job

[@akamatsuken]

About the comment about dodger's family: his parents named him dodger, how much more do you need to understand they don't give a f*ck about their kid !!

[@anthonyingruber]

is tangerine the sister from troll 2? have I gone mad??

[@anthonyingruber]

Anthony Ingruber and the main kid too? was this like a cast reunion?

[@danaberry149]

Are you the Anthony Ingruber from the Age of Adeline?!?

[@anthonyingruber]

Over There hahahha yep thats me!

[@danaberry149]

I thought so!! I saw you on the schmoesknow podcast and that made we want to see Age of Adeline and it was pretty fantastic. You were great in it. If they do a young Han Solo in a Star Wars spinoff would be the perfect casting choice.

[@anthonyingruber]

Over There thanks man I appreciate that! fingers crossed!

[@ArvisSc]

Looking for a material for this show? Here it is: Cool Cat: Saves The Kids, Blade Trinity, Max Payne, Glitter, Street Fighter, White Chicks. Just throwing some out there.

[@joshdaly7599]

Cool Cat Saves The Kids is the best movie of all time

[@tmzissupergay]

Der he is!

[@Grimang3l]

***** and soon to be Jem and the Holograms movie

[@joshdaly7599]

Alain Boribon Never heard of it

[@Grimang3l]

It was an 80's cartoon show that has been remade into Hannah Montanna 2.

[@andywoodburn4555]

17:16 had me in stitches yesterday. I literally laughed until I cried it was hysterical. Especially when Winston was doing his little fart dance. 😂😂😂

[@VersaceJMG]

Good to see you back Mark!!!

[@echo_3603]

This is my favorite KZbin channel. You are so perfect for what you do, hoping you're around for some time. Thanks for the laughs, hope you're prospering.

[@carolinecristalj]

Use to live close to the park they filmed at. I was to small but my brother and cousins would go check them out when they were filming some of the park scenes.

[@125loopy]

Mark!!! You're back!! Thank God! I've already re-watched all the old videos. It's 3am and I told myself I'd be asleep by now but I'll watch this first. Who cares if I'm late for work?

[@youwayo]

Is that what Johnny Cage did before acting? Bully little kids?

[@SymbolicSplenetic]

Fuuuuuck i hate this movie. A friend made me watch this under the guise of "so bad it's good" .....it's not even good with that mindset. It just fucking sucks in every way possible.

[@gojewla]

+Van V That happened to me with attack of the killer tomatoes. It went so far past bad that it missed good and went right back to bad again.

[@aunttete3830]

Lol!!!!!!

[@Iamnotspecialandneitherareyou]

Dude, Your presentation and demeanor of your videos are so awesome. I love the way you talk about bad movies. Keep going.

[@Xehanort10]

To put in perspective how bad this film is Doug Walker said it's the worst film he's ever reviewed as The Nostalgia Critic and the worst film he's ever seen in his life.

[@emmawatson9180]

EEWWW "critic"

[@ueb4631]

This would work better as a horror movie. Those things look like the stuff of nightmares

[@whcchw]

This.

[@nicodanger]

I lost it at too crippled.

[@LordDarthSmyth]

Looking back, I love how a lot of hollywood creators in the 80's and Early 90's thought Gangs and Bullys were.

[@alinawolf4493]

The gremlins are prettier then those things in the movie

[@FuryanJedi13]

Wow. This dumpster fire totally needs to be on Mystery Science Theatre 3000!

[@alexritchie4586]

"Zip-zop-zoopity-zank! Give me all the money in this bank!" TBF that's how magic works in 'Bedknobs and Broomsticks' 😂

[@charlesajones77]

"Who makes the judgement call if someone is ugly enough to be committed to this place? These guys?!" Ugh, this movie. It's almost too self aware.

[@TiciTotyTony]

Oh Hai Mark!!! I thought you were dead :D

[@ladyandkidragmen]

This is the ONLY movie I will never watch again.

[@ChrisPearson1337]

1:15 -- Out of the garbage pail... And right back in the garbage pail!

[@smjaiteh]

+Chris Pearson And what's with the poster? Looks like Drew Struzan was forced to do it, presumably by gunpoint.

[@1ofthemanylostbutfewaware465]

That crap does look pretty horrible. Reminds me of Howard the Duck type crap Only worse

[@noirblanque5324]

IT IS I ALMOST THREW UP EVERY TIME

[@Seanatonin]

The Nostalgia Critic reviewed this film and you added more to what he forgot.

[@joyunicycle]

+Sean Bateman more like what he wanted to forget lol

[@Greendalewitch]

joyunicycle You mean like Mike Michaud? Dont worry Critic. Wel remember it so you dont have to.

[@180690234p]

Juice kinda looks like Onision now that I think about it.

[@PrinceFlashmo]

Holy crap. You're right.

[@madimartin3470]

He is actullay one of my friends dad. His name is Ron maclachlan

[@andrewsmall5337]

Also like Dylan from modern family

[@commissarlink1017]

That’s an insult to Juice honestly

[@mattboggs6304]

Well that explains why he's chasing after underaged kids.

[@LexCoulstring]

Watch this 8 years later and learned that my washer now takes 3 dollars per load.

[@unclejimboo2042]

😂 they knock out manzini with compressed air omg

[@regib1992]

Yo you took me back to my childhood! I don’t even remember what the movie was even about because I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

[@laiskapyykki]

50 % of my youtube watching is this channel. every time I´m drunk I watch this, feels like home. dunno, something is just perfect with this.

[@bannokelly18]

You should review some more god awful modern day teen movies. Your reviews on twilight were hysterical!

[@jackbrothwell2375]

this is number 1 on DOUG WALKERS worst movies he has ever reveiwed

[@Tyflow]

Jack Brothwell For me #10

[@robertbishop8241]

@@Tyflow what the hell is 9-1?

[@Tyflow]

Robert Bishop what lol

[@beautyforashes2022]

"Manzini, a name that sounds like a piece of male swimwear that should never be worn in public..." 😂😂😂💀 Also you said that, as an audience member I wouldn't feel anything for these characters. And in my experience, that is partly true.The only characters I actually did feel something for were the Garbage Pail Kid's themselves. And that something was utter disgust, revulsion and hate. And because of that, this is one of those rare times/situations where, "burn it with fire" is a completely reasonable and appropriate response.

[@johndoe-bk3de]

this is what you call success? having a bunch of trolls storm in,, rip everyones clothes off and start farting on the audience XD

[@100piontsandover]

There were thinking of rebooting it in 2011.

[@angelmeadows3337]

I really hope they do reboot these guys honestly there are worst things to look at they are kinda cute or at least Ali Gator is

[@gianni206]

Yo Marky Mark, where've you bean?!?

[@garycobiak5926]

When I was a kid in the mid 80s Garbage Pail Kids had a taboo about them as being satanic. Lol

[@mclovin5575]

Welcome Back :)

[@DrkPhoenixSaga]

This was great. Subscribed and look forward to watching more of these.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

The town has embraced eugenics. Just like every town in the 80s.

[@JaeSproo]

worst movie of ALL-TIME. "SUPER MARIO BROS." with John Leguazamo is HITCHCOCK/TARANTINO/SPIELBERG by comparison.

[@TheListenerCanon]

tracklacer414 Not even close!

[@evolagenda]

Hilarious man, always waiting for your next bad movie review!

[@MARRO1190]

"Where this kid is being chased down by johnny cage"..... LMFAOOOO im fucking dead man! This is why i subscribed and im veryyyy picky about that sort of shit but man your funny and your videos are gold! Thank you bro for all that you do, you might just end up being my very first patreon, keep it up 👍👍

[@Deerock_FL]

I never understood why a 13 year old is getting harassed by twenty somethings and is trying to hook up with one of those twenty somethings

[@fawkeye23]

Dude!!!! I've waited forever for another video of yours to post! I really wish you add more content soon sorry if im asking too much but i am a huge fan.

[@jeffoliver2298]

This film seems GENUINELY disturbing. I don't know how it got made. And is it supposed to be a kids film? My god, it's horrific, like your worst nightmare, especially the scene with the prison.

[@trackndfieldgirl14]

So happy to see that you're back. Love this show!

[@juancollazo175]

manzini has some epic eye brows

[@zombbro]

Glad you're back! These are some of my favourite things to watch. x)

[@pollodormido2]

In the '80s parents didn't cared about the kids.

[@taracarroll4218]

Except when this movie came out and parents picketed theatres to have it pulled. I think by then most of the kids who wanted to see this movie already had and said it sucked ass.

[@jayess3848]

yo that was funny as hell when you started talking how long of walk he had from the night club. its like what did they do drive across country to get to this club..

[@paulrevere217]

Best thing about this movie is Tangerine, shes hot!

[@gozimusable1]

Nerd Ned: "...just DONG hanging out?" The delivery is so funny on this line i sometimes wake myself and say it all day to myself.

[@sleepyazathoth5238]

Holy shit, that was bad... but at least the girl was nice to look at.

[@Unmedicated_Moments]

Yeah she was very pretty

[@velaphinosdumo]

Guess who's bizack, face mob... excellent as always. Good to Have you on YT again.

[@mariogamefreak1]

Will you do Batman and Robin.

[@alisone210]

mariogamefreak1 their Batman and Robin review is in their Superhero Movies countdown. Go to the videos list and you have to scroll down. Its hilarious.

[@xX2LifeAndDeath3Xx]

Day made, i'm so glad you're back! Great video Mark :D

[@GaOutlawVinyl]

Everything you’ve complained about in this movie & the movie itself can be explained in one sentence. It was the 80’s.

[@retroworld8090]

80s has some of the best movies. Not sure what your point is.

[@hltigue]

So glad you are back

[@AvelierPlays]

This movie and those garbage pail kids just make me wanna puke.

[@simonmakinde230392]

‘The leader who looks like a cheesy 1980’s Zac Efron....’ best description ever! 😂😂😂

[@markrago7217]

I vaguely remember watching this as a kid and thinking "What the fuck is going on here?". It was my first taste of being patronized, likenesses of my favorite disgusting comic collector stickers (most ended up on my lockers and desks in grade school, a few on my dresser in my bedroom) exploited to sell an awful movie with a horrible story and filled with 80s cliches that were cheesy and cliche, even by 80s standards.

[@cammark3220]

Thank you Mark! We've waited so long! Haha Good work man, I love your videos :)

[@mc_pyro5269]

You find out why they hate him in the prequel.

[@OnlyKindofMedia212]

Glad to see another video, Mark. I hope your hiatus means that you've been working on lots of new stuff!