Honest Game Trailers | Starfield

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Honest Game Trailers | Starfield
Written by Bailey Meyers, Max Song, Mike Minotti, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Bailey Meyers & Max Song
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Assistant Editor: Kayla Fyfe
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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[@DaDude2011]

The “if you want to be bad go hang out with those horny guys in Baldur’s Gate” has me dying

[@lightravenn]

You know what.. I'm absolutely going to do that!

[@DaDude2011]

@@lightravenn and currently doing it 😁

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

@@lightravenn same here requires further investigation ;)

[@druarde]

10/10 statement

[@ben616socailism]

What got me was the Holdo maneuver.

[@easternlights3155]

"Go hang out with those horny little freaks in Baldur's Gate" All BG3 players: You have just insulted my entire race of people. But yes.

[@LMay11037]

I took it as a compliment, as he pointed out we actually have variations in character moral compasses

[@coffeeavenger]

He’s not wrong though, speaking as someone with the “Mind Blown” achievement.

[@wonderfrog25]

Im sorry But theirs only one drow for my charters heart

[@exumbra1399]

"Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?" "How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I beat Balder's Gate 3 before breakfast!" "Yeah, so?" *"Without any sexy times."*

[@chazzerine7650]

If you check the subreddit, a lot of it is just talking about the romance quests/story arcs.

[@aztlanstudiosllc]

The shot of the NPC who peaked around the corner of the conversation with the cold stare of Shai Leboeuf was gold

[@egorsozonov7425]

Peeked, not peaked

[@sreeravi25]

reminds me of Thor casually tilting his head scene as well

[@Skasgaard30]

Reminded me of the look the camera guy gave Randy Marsh when he said the N word in that one episode of South Park

[@SanDukey]

I was in a sneaking mission and had no idea how to get around an NPC... until they started floating up into the ceiling. Best. Game. EVER.

[@picklerick2861]

Tod saw you struggling and straight up sent the NPC to heaven

[@SanDukey]

@@picklerick2861 16 times the ascension power

[@jamiemunn9200]

You actually got sneaking to be functional??

[@AetherialAustin]

​@@jamiemunn9200yeah, take off your space suit, pack, and helmet. Sneak gets harder with the weight of equipped items. Or (spoiler) . . . Just use void form. Perfect stealth.

[@braindrain1787]

Dude clocked out and went home

[@shadymerchant3456]

"Starring: Sarah Morgan disliked that" made me laugh out loud!

[@ElainCorrine]

Bethesda went full on emo head case with the companions. I hate every single one of them. Vasco isn't so bad, but he has a REALLY bad habit of running me over all the time, doesn't get stealth at all, none of the companions do, and... *sighs* yeah, Bethesda may very well have created a game by them that I will truly come to despise. The whiny emo companions are just too much.

[@GyroZeppel]

@@ElainCorrineI don’t think you know what emo means lol all the companions are goodie two shoes

[@ivanwm2513]

@@GyroZeppel It is pretty much like traveling with a paladin in Baldurs Gate. Sarah and Sam are definitely Lawful Good. Andreja and Barret are Neutral Good.

[@Shatridow72]

No argument there lad, I had never wheezed so hard until he narrated that😂😂

[@LeeerroyJenkins]

@@ElainCorrine Yeah I just run around with the Adoring Fan. He at least is goofy and dumb and doesn't care if you murder the room full of people.

[@iDreamOfOkra]

You should be able to save your ship designs at any given point as a blueprint that you can reload anytime you want to recreate it. The blueprint should carry over in Game Plus so you can recreate them. Why couldn’t they think of that?

[@mxjokereh]

100% sure that a Starfield fan is going to find a random reason and justify it.

[@EssigSaureEthylEster]

One can ask that about almost anything that one doesnt like about this game - and sadly thats quite a lot

[@joseramos2328]

Because it's just works!

[@mxjokereh]

@@johnsimth6587 The hell you are talking about it ?

[@mxjokereh]

@@johnsimth6587 Oh ok then, we all ears to hear you justify the lack of this ( basic ) functionnality ! :)

[@claymathewselevator8121]

That Ben Affleck commentary clip never gets old 🤣

[@TheGavrael]

I can picture Bay rolling his eyes and thinking, Jesus Christ Ben, not again. Not only is the answer in the script and film, but it's pretty obvious.

[@TJVBernal]

Just watched it earlier, seeing it show up here... Was not ready for that

[@paulnolan4971]

NEVER ! 🤣

[@ColorsFadeGaming]

It's the best. That made the video.

[@1vaultdweller]

Because Todd Howard is the Michael Bay of Gaming

[@cattysplat]

Starfield playerbase: We need sexy costumes. Starfield modders: Way ahead of you there.

[@maximilianarold]

Starfield modders: you don't need the costumes

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Starfield modders: So you want a milking station for the men and the women?

[@omnijinn7531]

Starfield modders: I got banned for taking pronouns out

[@Narangarath]

Actually, it turned out to be more like Starfield modders: Yeah, nah. No point polishing this turd, we're out. See ya back in Skyrim.

[@skyriminspace]

Sexy, but also capable of protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space.... i'm sure someone will figure it out.

[@themeatpopsicle]

This game feels so much more like "something to do" than "a game to play"

[@andysokayi]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@CIoudStriker]

For me it's basically a starship builder with a pretty okay game attached to it.

[@antney7745]

Didn't you know? In today's Triple-AAA game environment, it's all about *ENGAGEMENT*, not about silly notions like "having fun".

[@andysokayi]

@antney7745 I've been spoiled the past couple months honestly. Playing Spider-Man 1, Miles Morales, and now addicted to Cyberpunk 2077. Then Spider-Man 2, hell yea!!

[@TheMrfluffi]

Base game definitely seems like that, think they are right that a 6 or 7 out of 10 feels about right. There is a lot there it just doesn't feel like something that really engages and pulls you along. That said have big hopes that given a little time the modding community will be able to take what's in and make it a game to play. Should that be the responsibility of the player base? Probably not. Am I glad they might be able to though? Most definitely.

[@YoungMatt81]

I've played and loved Bethesda games for years, and I'd only give it a 6/10. I've never seen a game take some of the best parts of other games - including their own - and make them completely average.

[@rjwest0004]

Agreed. I also felt like they took some of several popular games, and included only the barest of minimums from those while completely removing everything that made those games fun.

[@GangstarComputerGod]

Comparing it to Skyrim is a serious insult to Skyrim.

[@TheLichruler]

I hate that I agree with you... I liked what I played with Starfield, and yet somehow it just ended up mid.

[@itsjoynow]

The oldest new game I've ever played. Solid 7/10

[@weedthepeople2795]

lol It truly is astonishing how they made a game this good on a 20+ year old game engine.....kudos to the developers but Im hoping this is the Creation Engines swansong.....let the engine go, Bethesda......they should team up with Hello games if theyre gonna make a sequel......so many loading screens.....so many

[@evp159]

I'll go 8 but 7 isn't crazy

[@mainaccount0007]

​@@weedthepeople2795I actually though the Loading screens were the best so far in this Bethesda franchise. They inly lasted like 5 seconds tops for me, Didn't even have time to open up my phone and watch a KZbin vid while I waited. But thatl probs change when we get mod support and I have like 50 mods

[@bassomitron]

@@weedthepeople2795 They rebuilt a lot of the engine for this game (that's why they now call it Creation Engine 2). You all realize Unreal Engine is over 20 years old, too, right? You don't need to completely rebuild game engines every few years, that'd be a huge waste of time/money. Unreal/Unity/etc all just do iterative upgrades/tweaks/changes over time, that's how software versioning works. Don't confuse what I'm saying as defending Bethesda, I agree the game handles scene transitions poorly, but switching to a new engine wouldn't magically fix this problem.

[@orenbartal8504]

@@weedthepeople2795 The engine is important for the game to be ridiculously moddable. No other engines let you mod their games so easily. Even without the official modding tools yet, the game literally has thousands of mods, some are pretty in-depth.

[@-Erebus]

I’m obsessed with this game, been playing since morrowind

[@BoinkrNanis]

😂😂

[@BoinkrNanis]

Ayo, the dilauge has legit been the same ever since!

[@calebmauer1751]

Lol, that's how I felt. Yes it's the same game over and over, but I'll still play it when it comes out.

[@vomitkermit3446]

Not lying there. It is the same damn engine because for some reason they cant put Gamebryo to rest.

[@IllisiaAdams]

​​@@BoinkrNanisDilauge?

[@genxmonk70]

My take is that Bethesda has watched modders make improvements to their games for decades and didn't think "Hey, what are the most popular types of mods and how can we implement them as design choices in our new game?" Inventory management? Alternate starts? Better Companions? Combat motion? Also, I accidentally destroyed an FC ship while being attacked by Varun ships and now Sarah won't talk to me.

[@OG_Agrivar]

I saw an interview with Todd Howard where he SPECIFICALLY mentions SkyUI being a must-install... and yet here we are with Starfield... thank Jah for modders - StarUI is pretty dang great.

[@Tabrazt]

He missed the perfect opportunity to mention how surprisingly wholesome it was to have parents as a perk.

[@nathanmiller9918]

Yet, they won't show to your wedding.

[@IllisiaAdams]

Wait, a Perk? For realsies?! As-in, unlockable as a *choice* ?! That *is* wholesome!

[@anthonybouffiou153]

​​@@IllisiaAdams It's a background option "your parents are both above and well, you send them since money every (segment of time)" iirc

[@gee355Art]

“Give the people what they want, Todd!” 😂😂😂😂

[@ilkeryoldas]

That IT Crowd clip came out of nowhere 😅

[@iambicpentakill971]

Seriously, the fact that he actually calls her "female Sulu" 😆🤦‍♂

[@jnicholaswildcat]

I like the part about being a miner who touches a thing and smells colors, fairly accurate

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

That's the most exciting part of the game so far for me. I just got to the bit where I get powers and had to do like 10 fetch quests to get that.

[@akumaouja4062]

Honestly my biggest problem with it is when you look at the actual content the game has and get past the "it's in SPACE ergo it's BIG" smokescreen Starfield is honestly just about the smallest bethesda RPG in decades. It has four "cities" which when you look at what's actually in them struggle to be the same actual size and amount of content as Whiterun, it's just that New Atlantis, instead of a shop with two floors, has a "skyscraper" with a single room and guy at a desk. It's to a degree that honestly it feels like graphics aside, which I mean graphics basically plateaued in the last 7 or so years, like this game could have been made in 2008 in terms of actual content.

[@Double-R-Nothing]

Reminds me of an old saying. "Wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle." When the Bethesda Workshop comes out for this, the smoke and mirrors will be even further revealed.

[@watchlover7750]

I agree, it feels actually quite small, watching the settlements it seems like all Humanity shrinked down to a few thousands people. However I think that most defects can be addressed by Bethesda o by modders. No more stupid cutscenes/animations everywhere, more variety in the dangeons on the planets (they are all the same!!!) And put a fcking vehicle to navigate on the planets. About all rest, shitty main quest, stupid NPC, bugs, mostly you can't do nothing

[@FishyFelix]

Bethesda was aiming for quantity over quality... But when they couldn't deliver on quantity, they settled on minimum quality and forced you to run everywhere for a false sense of quantity.

[@ranonadg]

@@watchlover7750 Any game whose defects need modders to be addressed will never be better than 7/10.

[@bizzurman]

I’m waiting for a few years from now when the modding community has completely fixed every glaring issue, and added the entire Star Wars legacy / systems as play-able content.

[@RTH140]

The Holdo Maneuver “doonk!” moment made me laugh uncontrollably

[@the_travelingbreeze]

That’s some Edgar Wright editing lmao

[@t-rexreximus359]

“..in this perfectly fine game, that occasionally borders on being pretty fun” 😂😂

[@billbollinger3748]

The freakin Andreja 'In Soviet Russia, Space Kill You' got me absolutely rolling 😂😂😂

[@Sniper361984]

If you want sexy space outfits, just wait. The modders will have you covered.

[@igorthelight]

They already do! Since day 1 ;-)

[@akonako364]

The best one is the loading screen with sexy AI images not those space images.

[@torinsmith9867]

The modders will have you covered, and the people, uncovered.

[@exodore2000]

Someone never found the Bikini.

[@jspotter89]

We all know this, but why does it have to be that way? Studios like Rockstar and CDPR (to name just the big ones) acknowledge human sexuality, at least. Why does Bethesda refuse to?

[@Tsarisgreat]

🤣🤣🤣"Buzz around like an Light Year" & "Elder Scroll 6: Galaxy Quest" folded me over!!!!💯💯💯🔥🔥⚡️💥💥

[@Industrious420]

I have been waiting for this so I could send it to my friends to solidify my points. You nailed a whole lot of em, bless your soul.

[@Netbug009]

Thanks for bringing back my flashbacks of that time I was stuck on a broken down Spaceship Earth for 30 minutes.

[@JorenMyers]

I asked Michael why it was easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than it was to train astronauts to become oil drillers and he told me “Shut- Shut- Shut the ****** up” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That’s always what I imagined a conversation with Michael Bay would be like

[@nobodyfromnowhere3597]

And let’s face it Mike was right…

[@3dfreak2000]

His head will explode in a Michael Bay cinematic style.

[@chadharger9323]

Or Todd Howard according to some.

[@aRandomGuy86]

The funny thing is though, it is easier to give drilling experts some basic astronaut training and send them on a mission as specialist than it would be to teach professional astronauts how to drill. NASA routinely sends to space mission specialist who are experts in their field. And regarding a mission that has the fate of the world on the line, NASA would want the best drillers up there dealing with all things drilling related.

[@skorpion7132]

Well, in defense of Starfield, thoe miners are basically already 90% there. You start the game on a pretty much lifeless rock with no O2 present so. They were basically astronauts holding drills really.

[@luismiranda8944]

EXCUSE ME, but Spaceship Earth is INCREDIBLE when you're stoned out of your mind

[@jasonblalock4429]

I love that the first two comments, at least for me, were people defending Spaceship Earth's honor. (Although the Jeremy Irons version was better than the current one...)

[@charlespaape2258]

I sat there high out of my mind scanning planets and flora and fauna for like 2.5 hrs while my bf yelled at me to do something else.

[@BreakerXXIV]

@@charlespaape2258 Nah you were doin what needed to be done lmao

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

As with all Bethesda games, the real game isn't the one that releases... It's the one that has 57 active mods making it an entirely new experience months later. *Just in case you were curious, I also have an "for entertainment purposes" Starfield review available over here.

[@Elsass_Bastard]

57? Those are rookie numbers

[@liquidbruce9787]

The sad differene is that their previous games where enjoyable even without the mods.

[@deklatis9964]

57 mods is the first week you discover mods. Months later is when you're looking at an 800+ mod list at the very least, thinking maybe you have enough, or maybe just one more, or maybe ten more. You'll play the game again eventually. Just one more look though the recent uploads, just one...

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

@@liquidbruce9787 No they weren't. Starfield is still the most ready-to-ship game Bethesda has ever released. It doesn't require mods to literally fix it up (mostly), just to enhance it further. Its gameplay also works even if it is kinda bland. The original Skyrim was way less playable on release, and has entire mod packages just to get to fix all the bugs it had.

[@TheMrfluffi]

@@ArawnOfAnnwn It shouldn't be something that gets applauded but that's a good point, not getting enough credit for one of the only games to be pretty much completely playable by a studio this big on release in a long time it seems like...

[@cmac6136]

I have had a blast playing and have been lucky with no bad bugs. My brother is having a horrible time. He has a ship that is meshed through his ship. I don't know how it happened but when he shoots the guns they hit the meshed ship. Even when he switches ship the 2nd ship is still meshed into it. 😂

[@DrakeRenar1]

Dude, Spaceship Earth was awesome when I was a kid, rode that thing so many times, broke down once too and we were allowed to walk off the ride along the track with the lights on that was cool!

[@rileymcphee9429]

-"If you wanna be bad, go play with those horny little freaks in Baldur's Gate" -"If you wanna be bad, go play... Baldur's Gate" -"go play... Baldur's Gate"

[@buttkissery2k]

I’m curious what the next five years of Starfield is going to look like 😂

[@SpellBinder_883]

From Bethesda? Half a dozen DLC that don't do much. From the community? 3,000,000+ mods that actually make the game better.

[@Smorgasvord]

​@@SpellBinder_883alot of the DLC's provide a framework and more content to play around with for modders though.

[@bperdew98]

Space horse + space horse armor on the grav drive shop?

[@aaronmccullers384]

@@SpellBinder_883 "3,000,000+ mods that actually make the game better." or hornier, or both!

[@matthewhass1384]

@@SpellBinder_883 They're combing that "half a dozen DLC" into one DLC. There's only gonna be the one. Also, DLC are pretty damn expansive in Bethesda games. Typically adding whole new locations and a full blown quest as big as the main story (and infinitely more interesting (cuz let's be honest we play the games for the side quests and ignore the main story). Or adding house ownership and homestead building into a game w/o those mechanics.

[@TheMouseMasterYT]

1:14 That is the best thing ever. I would have loved if that was intentional.

[@irishpolyglot]

This definitely felt like a sequel to the general Bethesda group of games, and since I never got into that "collect random stuff" style of RPG I got bored of this after a few hours.

[@andrejs9112]

That guy panning into screen mid conversation got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

As someone who LOVES Spaceship Earth. I'll give you that it isn't exciting in a thrill-seeking sense, (You want to go to Test Track for that obviously), but I still love that ride myself. It's nice and and relaxing and informative. And the animatronics still stand up to this day. (even the ones lying down on the job *looks at Michelangelo* :P )

[@luismiranda8944]

You havent experienced Spaceship Earth until you've rode it while blazed out of your mind.

[@TerrificRallyMaestro]

It's the perfect "I need a break from Florida heat and I don't want to walk to Living Seas" ride.

[@spartenkiller456]

God I miss 80's Epcot so much. Spaceship earth is like a time capsule. Everything else in the park has changed, arguably for the worse, but spaceship earth remains.

[@jasonlescalleet5611]

You know, this makes me think of the feeling of deja vu I got when I first arrived at New Atlantis. It reminded me of something but I couldn’t place it. But I think this is it. It reminds me of classic Epcot, very much including spaceship earth. Ten year old me was standing there slack jawed when I left the landing pad, and I just now realized what he was seeing. Not just the Nasapunk look in general but specifically New Atlantis looks like what “the future” was supposed to look like when I was a kid, and I don’t really see that look much anymore.

[@theUNIQUEdre]

Cyberpunk looking better and better

[@Mr-C-Anonymous]

5:45 That's it, right there - my one biggest gripe with the game, and something I really hope Bethesda will do something about in any future DLC. Also, my guy forgot about the Forsworn armor in Skyrim lol.

[@USERTM7]

I lost it at the end, "Did that guy just say my name?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now THAT was an honest reaction with me for sure.

[@neotricksterzero143]

4:33 "Damn it Jim: I'm a sexy doctor, not a sexy scientist" from It Crowd Season 4 Episode 6.

[@justinjacobs1501]

My best game breaking bug was one where after encountering the student driver in space, every npc had their dialog replaced with the subtitles, "Please. Stop the ship! Just stop it and help the instructor. Please!" Then the conversation would end. This included vendors, quest givers, and even Vasco. I lost a couple hours of progress thanks to that one.

[@jordonmuskego3098]

My game breaking bug was a character I sunk 24 hours into levelling so I could have all the best perks before join the fleet as a smuggler only to have the key glitch becoming un enterable Only fix would’ve been to wait for an update but I didn’t have that kind of time on my hands

[@GyroZeppel]

I tried to rename a ship that I had spent over 300,000 credits on in upgrades and then it changed the name to literally nothing, ship name is just blank. And it deleted all the cargo in my ship, which was about 2000 mass of stuff

[@NoName-ji9mb]

I have had a few myself. One where my ship either despawned or cloned itself on itself. Causing any attempts to board or fasttravel to not work. Another where first person mode just didn't allow me to move in any direction. I could still look around and fight but I couldn't move. Or one where you show up at a random space encounter of evil faction vs good faction and they both are hostile and attack you and fighting back gave a bounty Finally I got a weird one where the time slow skill just stayed on perminately and gave the following features: 1. Any gun equiped only allowed to shoot once. No reloading. 2. Once in the air always in the air unless you can somehow reach a work bench. 3. Energy bar never recharges.

[@campbellblk7484]

Starfield should've been more like Mass Effect. Those people don't mind looking sexy and flaunting it. *Looks at Miranda*

[@blazr1976]

Garrus Vakarian disliked that

[@campbellblk7484]

@@blazr1976 are you suggesting turians aren’t sexy?

[@themagnus2919]

​@@blazr1976Turians got rizz.

[@antonfowler6582]

Sadly in the REMASTER they toned it way down .

[@carlstanford7607]

100%

[@ConcreteAdvisory]

*The same as before with less variety in dungeons, no weapon or armor crafting, simpler story and lore. Amazing work !

[@gospelofrye6881]

Speech 100

[@samiam4544]

I hear they are working on a sequel called 1000hrs of Blacscreen!

[@ConcreteAdvisory]

Amazing FEATURE@@samiam4544

[@Sirnoodlehat]

I was expecting no mans skyrim at the end of the starring

[@timetochronicle]

To be fair - it was not THAT bad. The delay on Starfield was a good thing. Better a 7/10 than how disastrous both Cyberpunk and NMS were at launch (BG 3 is still goty, though)

[@KaiGaming84]

It feels like the devs went "Ah, screw it, let the players fix this" about 1/3 of the way through.

[@theyearwas1473]

You are on point this last couple vids bud. Thanks for the quality.

[@BlitzDemonGamer3032]

The Star Trek Jokes are on point

[@IPulse1337]

7/10 is absolutely correct, even taking that "Bethesda charm" in account.

[@InJeffable]

I haven't played it, but the discourse I've seen about it suggests that 7/10 is pretty spot-on. It looks like it does some things really well, but you have to balance that against the dated game engine, immersion-breaking loading screens, and limited planet traversal.

[@timetochronicle]

@@InJeffable it really needs mods and, more importantly, the creation kot. Skyrim got where it did thanks to mods. That said, this is a fresh ip for Bethesda, so hiccups were to be expected. Arena was not exactly a "perfect" game

[@Pure_Havoc]

seriously. I kept telling people its either your game or its not. but people insist on comparing it to bg3 or cyberpunk.

[@timetochronicle]

@@Pure_Havoc to be fair BG3 really hit it out of the park as an RPG. I am a Bethesda fan, but I am also a fan of Neverwinter Nights 1 & 2 and Icewind Dale 2. And Arcanum, which I will compare BG3 more to. Also, and as XCOM fan, BG3 scratched some several itches I have been missing for a few years now. Its a really great game, and Larian deserves all the acclaim for it. BUT - Starfield is fun, and I will play more of it once more mods turn up

[@hermanvanbiesen]

It most certainly does not deserve a 7/10 for the state it's in and the price it goes for. 6/10 sounds more fair to me. As someone who loved previous Bethesda games (even with Todd's lies), this game is a turd. If this game came out like this 6 years ago, sure, but today there is simply no excuse for Bethesda to leave in all the downsides of all previous games while breaking immersion completely. And the way the game is designed with all the fast travel and loading screens, means that even mods probably won't save this one for me. Pity...

[@isaacandrews6515]

Customize your ship to make it look really cool and seemingly good at space dog fights, only to throw out your original layout and make a big empty square ship so no enemy fire hits you!

[@matthewhass1384]

Boring. Fashion Souls lives on in all gaming media!

[@themagnus2919]

Spend hours customizing a cool new ship only to have your previous ship's inventory disappear into thin air. Thanks Tod.

[@matthewhass1384]

@@themagnus2919 The inventory doesn't disappear. Your Home Ship maintains all the same cargo, no matter how many times you switch between ships.

[@jacob7649]

​@@matthewhass1384nope it's all gone😢

[@matthewhass1384]

@@jacob7649 LMAO u trying to gaslight me? You're not even the original poster. Maybe play the game instead of trying to spread misinformation.

[@HonuFlight]

"This is space, and NO ONE has sex here." 😂😂😂

[@nielsjensen4185]

The moment the dog-fight UI came up my mind wandered to "When did X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter look this good?" and then it uses the same energy allocation mechanic. Sure, the mechanic is good, and that was nearly three decades ago. Some innovation would be nice!

[@STXTIC.mp4]

Loved that cowboy bebop reference

[@thedirty_bird]

Ah glad I'm not the only one in the entire world who caught that!

[@lukepent9990]

The game itself actually makes that reference

[@HIT14MAN2]

Do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@Pariah626]

This would be a great idea for them

[@revo1verrock]

I wasn’t ready for the Zenon reference, that made me, like, totally blow an O-ring

[@rayray117]

Fallout 4 with a Space mod. That’s how I see Starfeild.

[@VincentCroenen-g2d]

3:53 "Maybe i'm not cut out for space travel, after all... *pukes*". I admit, that's hilarious but also true.

[@tjtweedy3189]

I want MacCready in space as a companion. All he judges you on is picking up junk mostly, and when he does it's hilarious. He made it from Fallout 3 to 4 so why not into space.

[@wardenm]

Seeing this just makes me think that their 7 year old No Man's Sky review could use an update, considering the sheer number of free, constant updates that continues to get while being an actual space game. 😂

[@akumaouja4062]

I mean for all that people like to pretend that NMS had a glow up, none of its actual problems, that being a bland, pointless sandbox with zero reason to explore in very short order or any reason to care, actually got fixed. It has a story now, I guess, but it's garbage too so....

[@perceivedvelocity9914]

​@@akumaouja4062So your saying that you haven't played No Man's Sky since launch.

[@akumaouja4062]

@@perceivedvelocity9914 What I'm saying is I booted it up after the last update and it was still a bland souless puddle.

[@sieda666]

@@akumaouja4062 I gotta agree. I actually have more fun playing Starfield's take on No Man's Sky style scanning than I do actual No Man's Sky. Also, given that NMS is more space fantasy than sci-fi, it doesn't really scratch that "space game" itch for me. "Bland, soulless puddle" is a little harsh though. The artstyle, though not my thing definitely has some heart and soul put into it.

[@no2475]

The more I see of this game, the more I agree with the 7/10. Even when the reviews came out that score seemed the most accurate to me based on what I had seen at the time. That Microsoft money really did its work on the advertising front.

[@JonBowe]

That's why I will wait and see if Steam has a sale in the next year on the game, and purchase then, I can wait, been waiting for SC about the same time.

[@vomitkermit3446]

SC has way more potential but the devs are batshit insane about level of detail that it delays everything. It would be nice to have a truly open world space game that looks great.

[@jamesbyrd3740]

@@vomitkermit3446 sc is a scam. cr will milk that gave as long as possible

[@LokiTheAnsuz]

It should have been called "The Elder Scrolls 5.5 - Galaxy Quest"... It belongs in the 2010s...

[@TheParagonIsDead]

Honestly it’s one of my favorite games ever.

[@statesminds]

One of my main complaints was that we need more bad companions. Why isnt there ruijin or crimson fleet companions. Andreja is well written tho but for a murderer shes too good lol

[@BrianMillsSkills]

I don't like companions. Why would I want an AI fighting enemies for me? It's just watching AI fight AI, might as well watch AI FIFA play itself. What would have been groundbreaking would be to have allowed a co op feature on the game, play the whole Starfield story with friends. Instead we just got fast travel simulator with a worse story than any fallout game.

[@roryvance3694]

Did you miss the pirate guy who you have your trial with?

[@Mr.Anders0n_]

​@@BrianMillsSkillsin Mass Effect, you had access to the companions' special abilities, which was very handy in combat. I think Mass Effect spoiled me 🙄. The writing and the acting in ME(1,2,3) is on another level. I mean, sometimes at night, I still worry about whether that guy managed to get his refund 🤣

[@gospelofrye6881]

Why aren't there 10 times as many major locations, double the number of factions, and any sense of epicness in space? Why does this game have the same "this is just one region in a vast fantasy world" energy as the ES games and Fallout?!

[@Marcelelias11]

​@@BrianMillsSkills"Why would I want an AI fighting for me?" Some of us don't have real friends

[@sentienttp]

I heard it gets really good after 100 hours

[@rewpertcone8243]

After around the 3,000 hour mark the game finally becomes good, trust me guys

[@mattm7798]

Is that when subconsciously your standards lower instead of the game getting better ;)

[@ageup7493]

True, true 😂😂😂

[@matthewhass1384]

@@mattm7798 no, it's just when you realize most reviews are filled with clickbait and lies (this one's a pretty honest review). And that the game has its own strong merits and that even though no one system is amazing, the amount of different functions just due to the size of the game and how seamlessly and flawlessly they work together is incredible. People went in thinking it'd be a AAA No Man's Sky and Star Citizen. When in reality it's Fallout 4 gameplay and New Vegas story. But in space.

[@Hawky2947]

@@rewpertcone8243 100 bucks seems like a steal, just get this - it's just 0,03 buck (or 3 penny) per hour of gaming in those 3000 hours!

[@CaptainEffort]

I still can’t believe BDG voices a character in this game

[@allopic3764]

The “Starring” is gold as usual

[@Jsthappytobehere]

That into got me 🤣🤣 “and Skyrim” LOL

[@BlueShellshock]

Starfield: clearly a Bethesda game, with beautiful environments, and then less beautiful environments copy pasted ten times and filled with copy paste enemies.

[@mojoneko8303]

This was a crack up. I like Starfield but I thought this was funny and on point. Thanks for the video. Subscribed

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for F-Zero 99

[@popeyes17]

99 problems but F-zero ain't one 😂

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

What I love about space battles are doesn't matter what space game they haven't figured out rotating turrets you always have to shoot forwards and try and slowly turn to face the enemy to shoot them. I think it would be better if you either flew the ship or shot the guns not both.

[@juanpablogarcia5362]

"Starring: Sarah Morgan Disliked That!" I fckin lost it 🤣😂😭 So true, there's basically nothing you can do or say she won't dislike 😅

[@chrisw.6060]

1:40 cracked me up way more than it probably should have

[@luckorski1181]

Funny part is that if we do have the ability for interstellar travel at some point, it will in fact become a loading screen irl😂😂

[@adams13245]

Considering it'll take years to get there, it had better be a damn good loading screen.

[@jhknightmare5131]

I know I’m probably the only person asking for this But Blasphemous is awesome Honest trailer please!

[@akaicedtea6236]

If Dark Souls and Castlevania had a kid and only let it read Dante's Inferno.

[@otteotte7698]

1:38 LOL I actually discovered this commentary just recently, it is GOLD

[@ArnoldJudasRimmer..]

It is quite an amazing feat, to have only captured one thing about space believably. And that is the one thing I think we can all agree on that we NEVER want to see in a space rpg(I say that very loosely)...Space-Sickness!

[@Wintersdark]

In all seriousness, it's an interesting contradiction. It's huge, and ... sort of fun? It's fun enough that it's really easy to sink TONS of hours in, without ever really being fun enough to be a great game. I think it's going to be absolutely amazing in a year or two after the bigger modders really sunk their teeth into all the "stub" systems that exist in the game but aren't used (like, fuel, etc) and make everything more interesting. And sexy. You know the sexy will come.

[@TheNotoriousRS]

In a year, with Creation Kit, this game will be amazing with mods. As every Bethesda game for me, I'll play vanilla and then play something else until updates and quality mods come out, and then spend 100's of hours playing it. Probably until TES 6 or GTA 6, whatever comes first

[@briankriens5645]

Couldn't agree more. Right now, after almost 300 hours, it's good. But not THAT good. 7/10

[@collinfant5146]

Um the nude mods were out 28 or so hours into the early access.

[@Lethal_Spoon]

that horrible mindset has probably made its way to bethesda by now so they're never going to bother making a great game, i've replayed skyrim probably 5 times without ever downloading a single mod

[@rhovrox9291]

That's unfair to judge a game because modders helped. modders are outside help, not the developers. it deserves the 7.

[@griffithberserk1367]

Can't describe how good this is. As a lifelong Bethesda fanboy and player of Starfield, I fully approve this message. Honesty is so important :D

[@ravinraven6913]

you're a life long player of Star field? that is what you say...and means in addition, so you're a life long bethesda fan boy and life long player of star field.... I can tell you play their games, you don't seem to have a grasp of English Gramar.

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

@@ravinraven6913 His sentence was fine actually. He lists 2 things that he is 1) A lifelong Bethesda fanboy 2) player of starfield. You applied the description "lifelong" to both items which is something you can do but in context doesn't make much sense unless he's literally a baby. If you want to talk about grammar you ironically spelt grammar wrong and used an uppercase letter for the first letter which again is ironic because you didn't use a capital letter for the start of your first sentence. Now obviously we are online so who gives 2 shits about grammar but if you are going to criticise someone else's grammar maybe check your own first but also maybe stop correcting people's grammar especially if you are going to do it wrong.

[@OG_Agrivar]

@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 - [golf clap] well put!

[@AnimeWins]

All jokes aside, the main story really is not very good, he hit the nail on the head AND the end comments about clothing is so spot on it hurts. I got excited seeing Andreja's shoulder like it's the 1910's again.

[@RagingUtai]

I felt the campaign was going somewhere, I was lured in. But the way it ended, feels rushed

[@rmwarnick]

Cardboard tubes from empty toilet paper rolls must be good for something in Starfield, we just haven't figured it out!

[@richietozier7091]

Can't believe you left out the most crucial part of the game: FECKIN' PRONOUNCE!!11!!!!11

[@bennyb.1742]

It really did deserve it. I was pretty into it, then by the time I beat it I was like "yeah, ok. 7". Then I played Phantom Liberty and demoted SF to 6. It would have been SO awesome in 2017.

[@badz1497]

No Man's Sky released 2016, dude. and you really think Starfield would be so awesome in 2017 when BoTW and Horizon ZD also released that year? the comparison would make Stafield a bigger joke than it already is!

[@nickstark8479]

​​@@badz1497Personally, I could see BOTW overshadowing it, but I felt drained after pushing through HZD. Had no desire to get the DLC or Forbidden West. Though had no problem seeing Starfield through completion and starting NG+.

[@abraxis59]

Yeah Cyberpunk 2.0 and PL is pretty amazing, but I feel like I have to keep perspective. That game is at the end of its development arc and this game is right at the start. I think, when there are way more curated points of interest for the procedural planets, the game will be exactly what I wanted it to be (if ai can get a damn faster jetpack).

[@DarthSidious7]

Yeah, both no man's sky and cyberpunk at launch were hot garbage. Starfield is definitely better than both those games at launch, and giving it 5+ years like the other two might take it above both of them with mods.

[@KingAgniKai]

This game was supposed to save Xbox btw

[@blackestyang7528]

finally, an accurate Starfield review

[@emildespair2358]

Same opinion as yours = accurate 😂

[@picklerick2861]

​@Joe-no7gswhat do you mean 10 year old game. The engine is new and the actual game was in production for more than 10 years. If this game was 10 years old it would look nothing like how it does.

[@redeyejedi17]

It is literally skyrim in space. Maps labelled as planets. The loading screens you got when entering doors in skyrim are just flying/landing cutscreens in starfield.

[@seanvelvet141]

@@redeyejedi17 It's not skyrim in space. It's bethesda's laziest game ever made, that doesn't have the game design to be called skyrim in space.

[@redeyejedi17]

@@seanvelvet141 I was referring more to how dated the game feels.

[@neowolf09]

You forgot to mention Skyrim AND Skyrim in the beginning 😁

[@bryce1057]

The bonk noise when ramming into the spaceship 🤌🏻

[@IAWGAME]

The robot actually doing a voice translation of your name did throw me a bit, I've gotten used to everyone calling you a stock title in most games :D

[@kainhighwind2]

Starfield is the textbook definition of "Not living up to its potential"

[@fortusvictus8297]

Mods baby. Very few people played vanilla Skyrim, and Starfield will be no different.

[@kainhighwind2]

@@fortusvictus8297 I put 120 hours into vanilla Skyrim because it took over a month for any serious mods to release. I dropped Starfield after about 20-25 hours

[@Crash6742]

​@fortusvictus8297 lol so sad that molders need to make this game fun to play and Bethesda couldn't do it with Microsofts money .

[@gospelofrye6881]

@@fortusvictus8297 "Very few people played vanilla Skyrim." Not even close to an accurate statement.

[@Astrotamtv]

@@fortusvictus8297i’ve never in my life added mods to any bethesda game or any other game other than outer wilds VR. Too lazy and not interested. It was bethesda’s job to make this game good not the modders. I’m sorry but after sinking 58 hours i’m ready to uninstall it and never touch it ever again.

[@jozjonlin3170]

This video is 6:34 in length. If I were doing this video, I would've been tempted to only show a character running or hopping along a single barren planet from point A to point B for the entire duration of the video. That sums up about 90% of my Starfield experience.

[@LanzaNation]

I enjoyed flying around in No Man's Sky lol Funny thing that you mention Spaceship Earth since the little museum you go through reminded me of it.

[@dersteffen5948]

Give me the chills with the line "Welcome to PlayPaintChill. You just gained honor +2 for following us ! ".

[@Nostradevus1]

In defense of Armageddon, the drillers weren't really astronauts. They were just along for the ride until they got to the surface.

[@jspotter89]

I think you need to watch Armageddon again.

[@pumpkinbread21]

"This is SPACE...and NO ONE has sex here." This was so funny to me.

[@philiplopresti4060]

Yet another week where I have failed to get an Honest Game Trailer for SimCity made. I may need to start going to therapy to deal with this. Or others out there can help me get this done: Do SimCity! SimCity! SimCity! SimCity!

[@theskyrat4546]

The I.T Crowd joke had me cracking up!

[@ryceratops8944]

The Spaceship Earth bit got an audible laugh out of me lmao

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

I've somehow spent 190 hours in this game. I've done most of the main quests for the factions but most of that has been spent dicking around scanning animals and trees. It's weirdly fun lol I like space but I wish there were more big settlements out there and fun stuff to do. Not just a few big hubs. Neon is my favorite place I just wish it was more depraved like Cyberpunk - they make it sound like sketchy shit is around every corner but it was super safe save a few quests.

[@GyroZeppel]

I agree with the game needing more cities or big hub zones. It feels like there are almost no humans around and that 80% of the humans alive are space pirates. The Freestar rangers said they have less than a dozen active members. That is unbelievably low considering they are the second major faction in the universe and they have less than 12 cops.

[@sparhawk1228]

The whole game is 'safe'. Almost politically correct and boring.

[@mayowankenobi]

I just realized last night that planet scanning is basically Power Wash Simulator with 16 times the detail.

[@zerojee1]

​@@mayowankenobi I ❤ PWS

[@jamesbyrd3740]

how high were you

[@marcusbergman6116]

as a Skyrim fan who stills play it for the mods... This game will age like fine wine.

[@socratese5]

Yep but right now its like fine vinegar

[@Fumes_007]

Lol "all the planets are procedural generated, just like in real life" I died so hard lol. Knowing that space is really vast and empty, planets mostly just being, well empty too does kinda have a realistic view to it now.

[@teagan_p_999]

"That brought you Oblivion, and Fallout, and Skyrim..." Me: Oh, they missed an opportunity there! "...and Skyrim, and Skyrim, and Skyrim." Me: Oh, no they didn't, there it is.

[@Herowebcomics]

"And Skyrim and Skyrim,and Skyrim!" So true!🤣