Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond

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Honest Trailers | Every Sean Connery Bond
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers

[@ericpeterson8732]

"Everyone was a drunken chain smoker so they were easy to knock out." That was one of your best lines.

[@jessicacollins4042]

Lmao its so good

[@WiLDCHiLD.]

followed by the sober incel line * *chef's kiss* * 🤣

[@Metal0sopher]

I like the next one. Incel is a superpower.

[@brianbaker2884]

So basically today? Lol

[@angelface101ful]

I agree!!! I had to rewatch it haha

[@Hazmatan]

Respect to the editors who made all the intros with their original style for just a 4 seconds sketch

[@ragarcon]

The don't react to stuff

[@user-cd4bx6uq1y]

977th. Lol

[@vice.nor.virtue]

Yeah I though that was quite masterful. Really seamless job on that one. A*

[@marbellaotaiza801]

Respecc

[@warmybear1009]

"how much of this is Bond and how much is Connery, we'll never know" yikes but good line lol

[@stevenscott2136]

@vbddfy euuyt I imagine Bond slacking off on his Japan-familiarization research, frantically cramming before his trip, and then being too egotistical to keep his mouth shut about things he barely skimmed.

[@SorbetCitron17]

Even better in french. Connerie = stupidity

[@kelvinp.coleman563]

@@stevenscott2136 Fortunately the Japanese are too polite and deferential to point out that their foreign guests are talking a lot of smack and getting everything wrong. 🙂

[@yellowgreengo6764]

yeah baby!

[@TheEqualizer-iw1bz]

Baddie: “I’m in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.” Bond: “Inspector who?”

[@jch010]

Connery: InSHpectre who?

[@louisduarte8763]

No, he's a Doctor.

[@Statalyzer]

Inspect her hoo?

[@optillian4182]

Ligma balls.

[@AccidentalNinja]

Gadget. Inspector Gadget.

[@NikoBellic04]

Fun fact: Ian Flemming liked Connery's preformance so much that he canonically made Bond scottish.

[@bobjohnson5557]

Okay Snips

[@malibustacys80085]

Additional fun fact: He didn't like Sean Connery at first and thoght he was a bad choice for the role, but then changed his mind.

[@jeanniemaycrawford4466]

@@malibustacys80085 this

[@alm2187]

Yea, @@jeanniemaycrawford4466, I heard the part where he was against Connery's casting in the first place, then later gave the Dr. No final cut a thumbs-down. After what film did he warm up to Sean?

[@Modernww2fare]

@@alm2187 From Russia With Love

[@YouGuessIGuess]

Bond checks into hotels because the series has never really been about being a spy. It's about being a celebrity on vacation in beautiful locales around the world.

[@nickllama5296]

Ian Fleming has often said that the whole spy thing is just so Bond can meet up with hot ladies, and... you know... do Bond things with them.

[@andrewjohnson6716]

I would suggest the book The Irregulars if you want to now just how unlike a Bond movie the spycraft of the time the original Bond novels were written really was.

[@mrmeerkat1096]

There is a element of truth in that. It's like they want to shoot scenes around the globe in certain locations and then write a plot to connect them all.

[@reav3rtm]

@@nickllama5296 He is bonding with them obviously.

[@whwhywhywhywhywhywhy]

That's what being a spy was prior to the cold war lol

[@alaamohamed3392]

"This is the ideal evil body. You may not like it, but this is what peak evil performance looks like" That cracked me up :D

[@InvestmentBankr]

it's the moment i "liked", you may not like it, but that's peak comedy

[@kimjohnmwale]

Dr eggman types are legit ideal evil bods 😅😅

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

Tyson fury liked that

[@jonathanbaker4361]

Well back then girth was associated with wealth and power. Today most people are just obese. Yay cheap food.

[@kimjohnmwale]

@@jonathanbaker4361 lol that was a thing where I come from too more body more money 😅

[@becnoremac-mail7307]

I love how the "secret" agent tells everyone his real name. There is even one hotel check in where he's like "I'm Bond, James Bond. I have a reservation under the name Mr Bird" Subtle

[@robwalsh9843]

I also love how Bond will humiliate the villain at a poker table and drop non-subtle hints that he is there to kill him and shut down his operation.

[@sebastiansatorius3242]

There is a fan theory that actually every agent 007 is called James Bond. That is why he is active for 60 years now. When you take up the mantle of 007 you become James Bond

[@kennykiller]

James Bond itself is the cover just like 007.

[@christianlorre]

that's part of what Roger Moore was saying, bad guys reveal their plans, all the drinking but still standing, a secret agent who never uses a fake name... the whole thing is tongue in cheek.

[@ElPayasoMalo]

That is, of course, a reference to the fact that the real man who inspired the name was an ornithologist.

[@ianchandler4649]

He has his pros and Connerys, but I quickly bonded with the character.

[@rmkidd2021]

Damnit take my like

[@jfifthb]

we've found the top comment, everyone.

[@davincent98]

Enough about the Voice Over Guy, what about 007?

[@solidsnake9898]

Nice

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

This Pun. 😂

[@ephraimalbertbelnap]

I like to think Connery was just really proud of that hatrack trick and insisted on putting it in when he could.

[@Allagi22]

"This British fantasy where they are still at the center of geopolitics" DAMMMMMN

[@Telcontar1962]

What people fantasise about being "at the centre of geopolitics"? What they loved, though you are too full if yourself to see it, was the glamour of world travel after years of rationing. If yiu looked 10 years later they liked George Smiley. No glamour, we knew we were not the centre at all. You know nothing about the British. Are you American?

[@user-cx4gc5lh4b]

The British are keenly aware of their descent into a post-Imperial era.

[@_jpg]

@@user-cx4gc5lh4b Well, around half of them. The other half voted leave

[@Tricky117]

Random story time - I once learned to play Baccarat because I was going to be in Monaco and wanted to do the James Bond thing... sans suave and the backing of Her majesty, of course. I got suited and booted and went to Casino de Monte-Carlo specifically to play baccarat. I wandered up... fought through the sea of guys in long shorts, polo shirts and caps, finally making it up the steps. The lovely person at the door told me I looked lovely and asked what I was looking to play. I said "Baccarat". With a gentle sigh and a smile I was advised that no one plays that anymore and to open a table would require something special (money loaded players - which I was not). Blackjack it was for me that night , along with some jolly nice folk wearing long shorts who were bored of the slots. Good night... dream shattering, but good

[@dricardkr]

👌🏽🤣

[@Asahamana]

I imagine If 5 of the richest people in world would go and play baccarat the casino would Have to get some 90 year old retired dealer from the retirement house because he is the only one WHO knows the rules. Except he is almost blind, can barely hear and hes hands hurt too much to move. Also he only speaks French. 😄

[@alaskanmooseman5975]

they still play in Macau ;)

[@christopherwilson88]

Try going to Macau. It's hard to find a table playing something OTHER than baccarat. Most of the casinos other than the major ones (Gran Lisboa, Venetian, etc.) pretty much have just that and slots.

[@Statalyzer]

Isn't Baccarat 99% luck, vs Blackjack which is still mostly luck but does actually have meaningful decisions involved?

[@GermanLeftist]

I love the meetings, the travelling, the checking into hotels, it gives the film and the audience time to breath instead of just chasing from one action filled plot point to another.

[@midgetydeath]

And adds immersion.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

yep, pacing is pretty much a lost art in modern mainstream cinema, particularly in the action/thriller genres

[@Skyebright1]

Agree I think older films got the ambience and excitement better ;)

[@willemverheij3412]

Same here, I like movies that let you breathe and actually give you time to get immersed in it, which also makes the action more surprising than if it's constantly happening. It's why I rarely watch new movies any more, I tend to prefer the older ones.

[@ianchandler4649]

If only Quantum of Solace knew that.

[@AutismFamilyChannel]

Oh c'mon. Bond checking into hotels is riveting stuff, lol.

[@Usario321]

I love it for some reason

[@LeonardoWilhelm]

These movies are basically creepy dad fantasies where you sit around in a hotel, women throw themselves at you and you spend most of your time drinking haha

[@andrewnicholson4278]

"I am living in your walls" Necros *muffled where has everybody gone by the pretenders*

[@thewizzard3150]

@@LeonardoWilhelm poor jealous millennials can't get any action because the activists won't let you. auh!

[@TRINZINI]

@@LeonardoWilhelm No wonder JFK was a big fan ! ;)

[@GallifreyanGinger]

Bond was the ultimate wish-fulfilment back in the day. The UK was just done with rationing and here was this guy who smoked like a chimney (the best cigarettes) and never coughed; drank like a fish (the best liquors) and never got hungover; and ate the best gourmet food but never gained weight.

[@Gilliganfrog]

And drove fancy cars, traveled to exotic locals, stayed in luxurious accommodations, did adventurous activities, and got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women. 🙄

[@reidycruise]

@B Babbich where you from like ?

[@backinblack03]

@B Babbich lol what are you smoking?

[@sallyjune4109]

He also knew his wines, at a time when most people could barely tell red from white.

[@marbellaotaiza801]

​@@Gilliganfrog "got laid on a relentless basis by a never-ending train of beautiful, instantly-enamored women" and never got an std...

[@yoshidinono8095]

The "fighting like your drunk step-dad" killed me!

[@crasherdgrate]

It's always Sunny's "the implication" part was the funniest!

[@Wolfencreek]

"So they are in danger?"

[@rocketrockstar8171]

Looking for this comment, The Golden God !

[@Water_Me_Loan_64_YT]

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

[@artistwithouttalent]

Are they _wrong?_

[@painkillerjones6232]

@@artistwithouttalent Yes they are, there is no room for limp-wristed, politically correct "H.R." in the life of Bond!!

[@Mike-ul1xn]

I wouldn't say anyone ever _misses_ HR

[@tsunamifoxy]

@@Mike-ul1xn Michael Scott: Absofruitly!

[@Meela9088]

what do they mean by an m and a q?

[@GradeAMolvanian]

I liked the 'securing hotel rooms' scenes. Really showed you the character was meticulous, clever, and experienced.

[@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG]

Nah, es solo relleno que no aporta al personaje ni a la trama. Preguntale a cualquier editor experimentado, esa es la clase de cosas que no deben llegar al corte final, imagina una peli de Mision Imposible o Jason Bourne haciendo eso

[@liamroberson440]

That’s fair but by god man, they are sleep inducing

[@brianduru3753]

Plus you know....an actual spy. And that's an important part of espionage; securing your surroundings. Not like today when they basically make him an avenger/superhero.

[@MartinSproule]

Dalton is hugely underrated!

[@thekiss2083]

License to Kill was awesome

[@warfareandhistorydocumenta3597]

Yep.

[@raftlack4326]

His two movies are my favourites after russia with love.

[@micl4021]

ok, will check him out again. I was too young back then...

[@benabramowitz18]

Before Edgar Wright’s _Last Night in Soho_ comes out, can we get an Honest Trailer for the Cornetto trilogy?

[@bourboncask4089]

Are you even speaking English? Go sit down.

[@thefoxcritic1]

@@bourboncask4089 Can you understand English

[@FabbyTravy]

@@bourboncask4089 Reading isn't for everyone.

[@davrosdaleks1]

@@bourboncask4089 He spoke perfect English. Look up the Cornetto trilogy.

[@LuisSierra42]

@@bourboncask4089 ok boomer

[@jisooloml2847]

Dennis's "implication" Came out of no where and killed me

[@hannibalburgers477]

Another victim of Dennis 😞😞😞😔😔😔

[@davidmckesey7119]

👀👀👀👀

[@alexgeorge9617]

From which series was it?

[@UltraVibeProductions]

@@alexgeorge9617 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@jaybone2321]

But it’s not like these women are in danger……because of the implication

[@skarpethinn]

It's funny how everyone always bags Timothy Dalton's Bond; Ian Fleming himself said he based the look of Bond on Hoagy Carmichael, which out of all the Bond actors is, indeed closest (to my eye, at least) to Connery; but if you read the original description Fleming himself wrote for Bond, it is basically Timothy Dalton feature for feature.

[@Skyebright1]

I think it was more the films themselves than Dalton’s appearance or acting

[@megaduck7965]

Daltons the man and his performances where great , I liked both his films but I can see why people didn’t like them at the time after Moore . I think they’re reputations rather unfair though .

[@mathswithgarry7104]

And Dalton was a gritty Bond, who would mess you up if you hurt his friends. Very similar to the Bond of Fleming's books, IMO.

[@meganega123]

Yeah, the books do not matter to most people

[@user-cx4gc5lh4b]

I really like the two Dalton movies, but they were box office bombs. He was too dark for audiences. They preferred Brosnan's glib charm.

[@antiochus87]

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" After a montage of SPECTRE wiping out their own employees. Absolutely perfect and hilarious!

[@christophermerlot3366]

SPECTRE agents have worse aim than Stormtroopers.

[@sideshowbob]

@@christophermerlot3366 Or the Vogons

[@werewolfchampion]

I believe they actually overwork people.

[@antiochus87]

@@werewolfchampion Not sure if you're talking about SpaceX or SPECTRE. Either way the answer is probably yes.

[@whyiamafs]

@@antiochus87 yeah, they probably both overwork people 😔

[@Necron00b]

"Yike-sh!" that made me laugh more than it should have haha

[@rex-racer]

9:42 Saying “You’re my snickerdoodle” in Sean Connery’s accent is tight! LOL RIP Sir Sean; you were a legend.

[@sandilemthembu9926]

I smell a Ryan Gorge kinda guy, uu huv good taste indeed

[@drix4275]

@@sandilemthembu9926 Wow wow wow wow, wow.

[@brandonkirkendall1466]

Toit like a toiger?

[@colormedubious4747]

Posting Pitch Meeting catch phrases is super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@manicpreacher1566]

Will everyone who thinks Dalton is the worst Bond please leave the hotel, and get intimate with Soviet physics.

[@Paulafan5]

Dalton is probably the most accurate to Bond in the books; it's just his two films weren't very good. He's a great Bond, just had bad luck with the scripts.

[@PRdeSO]

Craig's the worst

[@PRdeSO]

@@Paulafan5 So did Pierce, Goldeneye was perfect and he was perfect in it. the other 3 he did were bad but was never his fault, like Dalton

[@manicpreacher1566]

@@PRdeSO What exactly was Daltons fault?

[@PRdeSO]

@@manicpreacher1566 you misread

[@Wisconsin-tourism]

The hair across from the door is straight from the books which is straight from WW2 actual experience. Ian’s brother Peter Fleming was a “spy” and his group found that the best way to discover if someone entered their room was placing a stray hair in a tucked away place. BTW Dalton is my bond.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Word on Timothy Dalton, who's amazing! Also: I actually find the "let's check my room" almost the best parts of the movies, because it's realistic that a spy would do that, and it's interesting to see that "these are the tricks, these are the counter-tricks" chess game in action.

[@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051]

Now you need to do one for every Roger Moore bond, then Dalton, then Brosnan, and then Craig

[@madsgrams2069]

Pure camp, absolute borefest, silly, yet enjoyable, take themselves way too seriously.

[@deadcard13]

I would trade all four just to get the Honest Trailer ripping On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

[@madsgrams2069]

@@deadcard13 It's actually one of the best Bond movies, script-wise. The only problem is that it had a lead actor that couldn't really act... Diana Rigg will always be the best Bond Girl. R.I.P Queen of Thorns!

[@alm2187]

Classic trivia, @@madsgrams2069: developing another spy character she'd ultimately play, the creative team conceived a catsuit-clad hottie who'd appeal to male demographics. Someone jotted down a note, "m. appeal." Even if you haven't heard this, you can guess whose name they came up with! :-D

[@alm2187]

Anyway, if anything, lump Dalton's films together with the one Lazenby did. Do one HT about all three and highlight the contrast. More economical, that way. I'd say add Brosnan's four for a solid (double-oh) seven, but his are more distinguished.

[@jdlandisify]

Was really hoping you’d throw in the Leslie Nielsen “Spy Hard” moment where he tries the hat tossing trick but makes the hat rack crash into a glass display case :)

[@Ocker3]

Or the 1967 Casino Royale!

[@rickoshay5525]

He also could have thrown in the Johnny English moments.

[@sensoukami]

Leslie Nielsen is a treasure

[@hugoagain]

Or Rowan Atkinson in Johnny English, where he tosses his coat out of the window.

[@cwinowich]

lmao spy hard is amazing

[@Badchi]

Dalton’s Bond was grim, depressing, realistic and relatable. A solid second place in my book, way above cartoonish Moore.

[@peterschutzek325]

Daltons Bond was very like the Bond in the books. And that is the reasn I like him.

[@Badchi]

@@peterschutzek325 you know what’s the worst thing ever? The closest bond to the books by far was Lazenby. Self punishing, doubting morality of his actions every step of the way, not a womaniser Connery had been in the least… But books’ Bond is a different kind of a beast altogether and does not lay well on a film, something Lazenby proved clearly.

[@adamscott7354]

You see this when he replies about hesitation to kill a woman looking inept in her attempt to assassinate and uses his skill to foil it without taking her out - "I only kill _professionals_ "

[@Badchi]

@@adamscott7354 are you referring to the beginning of Living Daylights?

[@adamscott7354]

@@Badchi Yes

[@ura4321]

You forgot the Rock by Michael Bay. We all know Mason was James Bond. He was the British spies who stole the files. It fits the timeline and narrative perfectly.

[@megaduck7965]

Yeah I like to think that’s what happened to him after Diamonds are forever

[@mantistoboggan5171]

The only good Michael Bay film

[@reidycruise]

Miami vice not the film

[@DangerSquiggles]

Then I submit to you the fact that Roger Moore Character in the 2002 film Boat Trip is also James Bond. The sexual harassment is quite fitting, although with a different target.

[@ura4321]

@@DangerSquiggles Never scene it. You got me wanting to watch this and see how it might fit the timeline.

[@DahakaxX]

Noone questions the golden Connery era, but why is Dalton so underrated??

[@brandonkirkendall1466]

I agree, poor guy was never given a fair chance!

[@sawtooth808]

@@brandonkirkendall1466 sadly Timothy Dalton was just a fill in while Pierce Brosnan was on Remington Steel

[@scottslotterbeck3796]

Let us forget Pierce Bronson.

[@adamvialpando106]

@@scottslotterbeck3796 I grew up with Brosnan's Bond but I have to say he is kind of overrated. Every Bond was hit or miss with the quality of their movies but Brosnan seems to be the only one where each film was worse than the one before. Goldeneye is the only film of his that I love all the way through.

[@michaeldubin4626]

Having read the books... Dalton was much more like Fleming's Bond than either Connery or Moore was. But Connery became canon.

[@johngr1747]

"James won't bond alone" is probably my favorite line so far!

[@What.99]

4:20: “Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.” Wait, I don’t do those things either! Does that mean I’m an assassin? Nope. I’m just pathetic.

[@errolcaraan1263]

Or you could be a henchman. Lol

[@ashkaunadib7638]

2:14 “A lounge singer bursting a blood vessel” 😂 😂

[@Coyotek4]

Awww, man ... I'd've asked for "Suck it, Trebek" if I knew the Connery accent was in play for the outtakes.

[@eisenklad]

now you have to do "the hunt for red october" and say "Vasilly, one ping only"

[@christophers.4007]

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

[@modvavet]

Fun Fact, one of the sfx guys from Hunt for Red October (a small enough thing that he wasn't credited, though) used to live across the street from me in Salem, VA. Ol' Mike McGee. He was doing mecha work for a B-movie called Sentinel 2099 at the time. Me and a bud were mowing his lawn for him.

[@ronwhite8503]

"Vashilly".

[@axelfoley133]

Who shed anything about shabotaj?

[@maythineeTV]

@@christophers.4007 and now I'm teary eyed 😭🐰

[@robwalsh9843]

British spy life in Bond movies: Gorgeous women, beautiful locales, fancy hotel suites, fine drinks and dining, etc. British spy life in real life: Sitting in a basement in West Berlin going over a stack of notes.

[@robinharwood5044]

And trying to get the Treasury to accept your expenses claim for a Big Mac.

[@mcgeethetree3858]

And probably passing info to the Sovs out of treachery or plain incompetence

[@773SleepyHollow]

But there was probably still some sexual harassment of secretaries.

[@lotusmaglite]

I could have easily defeated Bond with a tongue twister. "'Sche schells schea schell by the schea schore.' Damn! Why ischn't the passchcode working?!"

[@jasonclaros7073]

English fantasy where they're still at the center of geopolitics 😂😂

[@OfficialCDJ]

Massive props to EVG, that "Why?" at 4:03 is so perfectly delivered.

[@bakkels]

I gotta be honest, the "YIKESH" got me

[@mingo8229]

Now that you did James Bond, Austin Powers is expected!

[@frozenaorta]

Don't sleep on George Lazenby. On Her Majesty's Secret Service may be his only film, but if he has wanted to continue, he may have been a damn good Bond. Underrated 007 movie.

[@aaronrumph3291]

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is thought to be one of the best films: on RT it is higher than any Roger Moore, Dalton or Brosnan film. The only ranking list that had it below number 10 was the film magazine which says something about how much love it has

[@davidkanengieter]

I enjoyed Lazenby. I dont like any of the Dalton films.

[@BeazerProductions]

It definitely has a good ski chase. I heard Christopher Nolan is a big fan, which explains the snowy base in Inception.

[@whodatninja439]

On Her Majesty's Secret Service AND casino royale arre the best bond movies

[@jayc5555]

True, it's better than all moores bonds

[@patthetech]

"bachelor pad of evil" You just gave me the name of my new house!

[@husker4life109]

The disrespect for Timothy dalton is unreal lol

[@lightningmcdweeb]

same he's my favourite

[@joebuck4957]

Those two movies were good, but he didnt capture the character of Bond.

[@lightningmcdweeb]

@@joebuck4957 au contraire he fit the Novel bond perfectly

[@lightningmcdweeb]

@@joebuck4957 ok

[@scesfizia]

This felt like an old honest trailer when it was fresh and original. More like this.

[@thezodiacwatcher4102]

Do an Honest Tralier for Only Murders in the Building

[@lls3676]

I like that show. 😃

[@lauragyte6355]

Try asking with a please?

[@calmbbaer]

Make sure to include a healthy dose of Serial (theme, host, etc.).

[@23rahulgarg10]

Totally

[@Anyone690]

I just started that! It’s fantastic

[@EvilChancellorJorge]

I like how your ranking doesn't have numbers and is bookended by Dalton and Lazenby so you can't really tell whether it goes from best to worst or vice versa.

[@12345langham]

I think he put Dalton No1 but almost every Bond is someone's fave.

[@brandonkirkendall1466]

Dalton was so underrated; never given a chance.

[@gustavonunez5959]

I still like Timothy Dalton's films.

[@crbjsmith]

Definitely was a list from best to worst. He names Connery second and by his verbiage he put dalton last

[@12345langham]

@@crbjsmith by Connery's actions and the views expressed by this video, I'm not inclined to agree.

[@jeremiefaucher-goulet3365]

"This is why SpaceX will never get to Mars" :XD HAHAHA. That was funny on so many levels

[@LocksLifeLove]

Well, I'm dead. The MET007 part took me out ... actually laughed for a good minute.

[@rex-racer]

From Russia With Love is my favorite Bond film. All due respect to Goldfinger, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, and Skyfall.

[@ninjabearpress2574]

The movie has a better end than the book.

[@pattheplanter]

Casino Royale with David Niven in 1967 was the most entertaining Bond film.

[@lucidbarrier]

I like Diamonds Are Forever, Goldeneye and Casino Royale (Craig version). I don't get all the hate on Dalton either. I pretty much like all the Brosnan bond films, especially the part where he checks into the hotels.

[@TheAegisClaw]

People seem to think Bond is a good guy. He's literally a government assassin. He's an anti-hero and he's not meant to be entirely sympathetic.

[@ashakydd1]

Which is why he is pretty much a functioning alcoholic. You either are a psychopath or self medicating with alcohol with his line of work.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

or even particularly sympathetic, but he is who the stories follow.

[@jonnunn4196]

@@ashakydd1 That part was directly from Fleming's personality.

[@the_SolLoser]

And that's why he's awesome.

[@beckerqueiroz]

@Sh!tehawk Never read the books, did you? He's a special agent. He dislikes killing. He's most definitely not an assassin -- that's something you may have picked from the Daniel Craig films, "blunt instrument" and all that, but it's most certainly NOT how the character was written.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

"The iconic defender of an empire responsible for most of the world's problems". Said by an American; oh, the irony...

[@FluffyKittenChan]

Now do a Honest Trailer of every time Darrell Hammond impersonated Sean Connery on SNL 😂

[@RhytAwAyMistahJ]

James Bond: Master of the "Implication".

[@damianspence]

Absolutely need one for Moore, possibly with reference to "The Saint" and "The Persuaders", since they are all a similar style

[@Phil99330]

"Every Girl James meets along the way has the shape of an hourglass and the name of a drag queen."

[@gordonfeetman2425]

Can't wait for them to make an honest trailer for every Roger Moore Bond.

[@sethheasley9538]

The Kobe stuff is definitely just him practicing his disc golf putting.

[@grandlordSpencer]

Now we NEED an Austin Powers honest trailer

[@akumpawatjr]

Groovy baby!!

[@brandonkirkendall1466]

YEAH BABY, YEAH!!!!

[@dancingmonkey08]

next year would be perfect, its the 25th anniversary of the original movie

[@brandonkirkendall1466]

@@dancingmonkey08 Really? I didn't realize it was that long ago.

[@stephenm8725]

Smashing, Basil

[@chrisdaily2077]

Thank you for making this. It brought me back to eight grade when I was in my James Bond phase. I've since grown out but I'll never forget it.

[@aboutface7961]

Lazenby's Bond, is the one most people don't bother with. Yet. It is one of the great ultimate bond movies. No doubt about that.

[@lenamarie387]

„This is why Space X will never get to Mars“ dying 😂😂

[@TimWing23]

Pierce Brosnan in GoldenEye holds a special place in my heart. 🤷 Do a Goldeneye Honest Trailer!

[@robertdennys8994]

Ther "missing H and R " gag was clever

[@rtpoe]

Gotta admit, "Soviet Vehicle Physics" had me laughing out loud!

[@davincent98]

Since 2022 is the 40th anniversary of the best Star Trek movie ever, can you do an honest trailer for all the movies from 1979-2002?

[@sijdnsd6460]

Bro, I didn’t know the motion picture came out in 82’…

[@jrmh76]

Is it any wonder the two best were directed by Meyer?

[@davincent98]

@@jrmh76 you can't leave Nimoy and Harve Bennett out of the equation

[@gymtopz6392]

“MI6 may have an M and a Q, but it's definitely missing an H & an R.” I-

[@paweleee3183]

Honest trailer for the Timothy Dalton Bond films, I know there are only 2 but they are amazing

[@mqureshi79]

Lazenby was actually quite good. OHMSS was a modern Bond movie we weren’t ready for.

[@juarezfamily1901]

Hey screen junkies. I love the honest trailers and its very clear you put a lot of effort into them because of how good they are. I would like to recommend that you do Castaway with Tom Hanks. It would be an awesome. Thank you and can't wait for the next video.

[@rockstarJDP]

"I'm shorry junior... I'm afraid they gotchs ush..." Sorry but not sorry, he'll always be Indy's dad to me 😅

[@TheMeta141]

and he'll always be Quatermain to me

[@virginiathornton]

But Dad, I was the next man!

[@sideshowbob]

"How did you know she was one of them?" "She talks in her sleep"

[@JDrevolver66]

You call thish archaeology??

[@alm2187]

So Tom Jones sustained a note and busted a blood vessel? That's nothing. Weird Al held it so long in the song from Spy Hard that his head exploded.

[@jamesfitzgerald9858]

Proving that MI6 might have an M and a Q, but it’s definitely missing and H and a R 😂😂

[@kevinmccabe7263]

I like the "busy work" in old movies! It's better than the ADHD movies of today where every scene needs to have melodrama or an explosion!

[@conconcool]

I lost it at the It’s Always Sunny reference

[@stircrazyvidz8530]

That line about the villains at 2:33 was brilliant and so accurate 🤣

[@AdmrlLocke]

I grew up on those Sean Connery Bond movies and I can't recall the last time I laughed so much, even at a great Honest Trailers video! Is this what the bullet sees?! :-D

[@andreacigala2709]

Hotel check-ins are actually some of my favourite Bond scenes

[@Skyebright1]

Agree ;)

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

Fun Fact: If you ever wondered what part got Sean Connery James Bond, it was Darby O'gil and the Little People.

[@aaronrumph3291]

And Cary Grant turning down the role

[@n.d.m.515]

@@aaronrumph3291 But Cary Grant did play an unofficial bond girl type in an unofficial James Bond type movie.

[@aaronrumph3291]

@@n.d.m.515 Yes that was what made the director go to him in the first place. I believe that movie was North by Northwest.

[@chernobyldoom]

easily the best connery movie

[@restcure]

First movie I ever saw him in ...

[@Erdrick68]

I'll fight you. Dalton played Bond closest to how Fleming wrote him in the books.

[@jay_mw]

Goldeneye was originally written for Dalton. That's why that movie has a slightly darker tone to the other Brosnan movies.

[@Angie_Onaleta]

100% agree!

[@GPrinceps]

Precisely. The ranking HT gave us is garbage tbh. Dalton was an excellent Bond. If he'd done at least 1 more movie (GoldenEye) he'd be remembered more. It's understandable that by time UA and Eon were done with their lawsuits, 4 years had gone by and Dalton didn't want to get back on that horse, so to speak. But I'll always appreciate what he brought to the character of Bond.

[@Dukeflyhawker]

Everyone I know thinks Dalton was hands down the worst bond. I agree with them

[@rickoshay5525]

I thought HT was actually putting Dalton at the top of the list.

[@damienmagerman4940]

My God... some of your best work, I'm glad you've still got it😂🤣🔥🔥🔥Fucking brilliant 💪🏽

[@migthulhu]

"When I'm gone, there will be no more dragons, Moneypenny."

[@Macrochenia]

Fun fact: only low-quality sake is served hot. High-quality sake is typically served cold because heating it causes it to lose flavor and aroma.

[@crabbieappleton]

Probably related to the British idea of food in general: not much flavor or aroma.

[@rsr789]

@@crabbieappleton And considering Bond is Scottish (well originally it is assumed that he is English, although no info is given in the books published before the movie 'Dr. No' was released, and Connery's on-screen Bond affected Fleming enough for Flemming to add a Scottish background to the literary Bond, but I digress...), that make it even less palatable, given Scottish 'Cuisine'.

[@notnigglergracuncate2818]

Fun fact : you're wrong.

[@officialpierluk]

@@rsr789 but they are recognized for their whisky

[@PROVOCATEURSK]

There is no high quality sake, it´s just poison for fools.

[@thorl8354]

I actually really like Roger Moore too, he’s my second favorite bond. His movies were fun and not taken too seriously

[@RagingGeekazoid]

Moore is for fans who realize that Bond is just a macho fantasy. Connery is for those who don't. 😄

[@thorl8354]

@@RagingGeekazoid Lol I still love both, but yeah Moore’s bond plays to the fantasy a bit more

[@bran4802]

The Adam West of Bond which he was in line for

[@harrambou9468]

@@RagingGeekazoid Lazenby is for those who wanted something...more. 👀

[@sarahdeland414]

Now that I’ve finished watching “The Bad Batch”, it’s time for an Honest Trailer about it!

[@deliriousdrew1193]

Say, "Trailers, Honest Trailers." In your best Bond Voice

[@radbaron]

Just love how you did the end credits overlay in Braille, for those who can't see...

[@LadyRaeona]

Dalton is underrated

[@theacademyofpoliticalscien3994]

6:08 that "Yikesh" really got me 😂😂

[@ayelemensah8816]

4:02 That completely perplexed “Why?” was my undoing!

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Okay now we need honest trailers for more ‘60s classics, like the Dollars Trilogy and Space Odyssey.

[@maxttk97]

Bond girl should always be iconic.

[@ephraimalbertbelnap]

That montage of booze identification is the funniest alcoholism I've ever seen. .

[@GingerPiston]

You forgot David Niven and Peter Sellers in your list of actors that have played Bond.

[@shendaraalshedir1933]

Of course at 61 now l have seen all the Bonds. In fact my first date ever, l was 16 the summer of 1977, was my boyfriend taking me to see "The Spy Who Loved Me", with Roger Moore & Barbara Bach. Coincidentally Barbara Bach married Ringo Starr a few years after that & are *still* married today!!👍 But I'll watch anything Sean Connery is in, even his foray into Hitchcock with "Marnie", where you also aren't always sure if you're watching Connery or his Marnie character with a little Bond thrown in,lol! Enjoyed the video; thank💐you!🌈🇨🇦☘️⚜️

[@calneill4787]

I'm from Edinburgh, my grandfather was best friends with Sean Connery, thou it's sad I never got to meet him

[@tiagoribeiro885]

Lazmby was great and has one of the best movies of the franchise.But Connery first 3 movies are epic.

[@AirbenderHawk]

AYE!!! Sean Connery bond was a beast, and the puns the narrator made never failed to amaze me lol. James Bond on a Tuesday is always an absolute win!