Far Cry 5 Joseph Seed Crying Scene

Joseph Seed Crying
#farcry5

[@soyfemboy]

He's acting was great

[@grimicron]

His*

[@Dris777]

@@grimicron that is exactly what I wanted to type

[@utisti4976]

@Adolf Hitler 😂

[@christopherregan1654]

That snot was the best part.

[@fungusamongus9686]

Those are the most advanced snot physics I have ever seen.

[@jasoncawley6260]

I agree the snot was so realistic this scene gave me the reaction I expected

[@muffetthespiderqueen4510]

I know where you came from

[@springpondnc]

motion capture, snot was real and came out of the actors nose.

[@findas16]

Pyro lol

[@AluneTheShaman]

Best since half life 2

[@cluelessdragoon7052]

Those snot physics literally ate 100% of my CPU.

[@inutero3516]

My shit crashed

[@JohnnyUy]

Mine load smoothly

[@BesoffenerIslamist]

I'm from Denmark

[@ComfortsSpecter]

@@BesoffenerIslamist Respect

[@Caim6311]

You're PC had feelings too you know

[@bofCOOLIT]

That snot is probably like 15 terabytes

[@s.z7750]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@anng3ls294]

You’d need a 4090 to render that in 1080p

[@vaasmontenegro9299]

Vaas: insanity Pagan: control Joseph: *SNOT*

[@FurryW444]

you made another comment

[@TyrannoWright]

I'm surprised my CPU didn't go up in flames to how realistic he snots himself.

[@romanez7837]

Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts right about now?

[@willbarber4372]

They spent two giga bytes of ram on snot animation

[@somerandomgadzo4778]

do you know anything about computes ?

[@noahcrowley2954]

@@somerandomgadzo4778 do you know anything about jokes?

[@vidlickavzasuvce7330]

*Joseph starts crying* My computer: *detele itself from existence*

[@Higgs_Stranded]

@Red assassin Gaming444 wtf

[@thanasissaaxy1634]

I really felt bad for him here until I remembered he killed his own daughter

[@jaxchacky9358]

Wait, wait for real?

[@timovandekamp4301]

@@jaxchacky9358 yep, he said he chocked his baby to death because “god wanted him to”

[@pietropes1322]

He has no idea what's coming 17 years later with his son Ethan.....

[@mylo5641]

and maybe that he dropped a nuke on hope county?

[@Tmax-vp3bv]

@@mylo5641 He didn’t drop the nuke. It’s theorized that the North Koreans did. If you listen to some radio segments they talk about North Korea cutting all contact off with the rest of the world. And then they go on to talk about how “The worlds top experts say this could mean war”. He just happened to predict the great collapse would happen.

[@bansedits2736]

0:31 me forgetting the lyrics to my favorite drake song:

[@Icouldntcomeupwithaname1212]

😭😭😭😭

[@kerrihorton-wiltshire8771]

I feel so bad despite everything he's done 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@bambigaming1866]

He was right too, he didnt actually want thia massive war, he knew what was coming, and after spending years with the deputy in the bunker, he's actually a nice guy in far cry new dawn.

[@vaasmontenegro9299]

Joseph when he try’s to sing gods plan and forgets the lyrics: 0:33

[@Michaelqwerp]

She say do you love me I tell her… um… shit…

[@FurryW444]

@@Michaelqwerp only partly

[@pepepopo3841]

@@Michaelqwerp I only love my

[@SchnitzelmitMayo]

​@@pepepopo3841 no

[@Ezaliasnotoreel]

@@pepepopo3841i only love my bed my cock not sorry

[@thatonebananaboi4617]

0:10 me working in the seal meat factory

[@el_tdg]

How do people come up with this 💀

[@thatonebananaboi4617]

@@el_tdgseal

[@mango2538]

BY A SNAKE IN THE GARDENNNNN

[@theonlyplain]

maybe that snake was probably in a box too xDddd

[@toonmarekingiii8575]

@@theonlyplain snake remember the basics of CQC

[@TheLiamster]

*snot intensifies*

[@Breadcrab_archive]

Snake, snake? SNAKEEE!

[@frostyfeather039]

I cried a little bit over this it's a good game

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

The ending could've been better imo, i'm not really a fan of cliffhangers. But the game is still nice

[@Daddy_Grimm]

@@Ajay-dy3xw just in case you didn't know yet far cry: new dawn continues this game's story.

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@Daddy_Grimm i know. but its rushed

[@masonbruner1239]

@@Daddy_Grimm New Dawn was ass

[@Pilot119]

@@Ajay-dy3xw I agree, there’s only like 12 main missions, the weapons suck, and I gotta look all over the map for resources and ethonal!

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Joseph: hE tOoK mAh FaMiLy FrOm Me!!1!! Also Joseph: I strangled my daughter to make a point.

[@christopherregan1654]

Also Joseph: Snot

[@mkiwas]

My PC was louder than a jet engine during this

[@Teslajanitor]

0:23 Nvidia snot physX

[@TyrannoWright]

NVIDIA GameWorks really stepped up its level of physics detail.

[@the_mr_leon-raccon_kennedy6842]

in the GARDEN

[@user-ub3nw6xb6w]

Lmao this game is supported by AMD, not Nvidia like the other far cry games

[@anng3ls294]

@@user-ub3nw6xb6w so TressFX then

[@reddonut1518]

Seeing this unbreakable leader type break down into tears over his lost family really hits you the first time around. Despite the silent protagonist, the story is truly excellent because of moments like these. They’re getting better with the villains every time, and I can’t wait for far cry 6

[@stankeepus4552]

I forgot the entire story 10 minutes after I played it. Idk what you smoked before you played Far Cry 5 but I want some because that was by far the worst story they've done yet. Whats satisfying about it? Killing a bunch of people for what turned out to be no reason? Or maybe not being able to kill the antagonist? 💀

[@banditheidk]

@@stankeepus4552 bc is very important to kill pagan mins people. Kyrat is going into a shitshow anyways. What is the point of killing the pirates is farcry 3? Being able to kill a bunch of people for fun? 💀

[@stankeepus4552]

@@banditheidk ok dude you clearly don't have any idea what you're talking about. I was talking about Far Cry 5 with Joseph Seed, not 4 with Pagan Min. I'm sure I enjoyed 4 way more than you did anyway, I've finished it 100% multiple times on different platforms. Plus the reason for killing pirates in far cry 3 is in the story did you not play it or did your attention span of a goldfish fail you once again?

[@stankeepus4552]

@@banditheidk to think you exited your comment and its still this god damn stupid, simply amazed me.

[@stankeepus4552]

@@banditheidk if your only reason for killing Pagans army is because "Kyrat is going into a shitshow anyways" it really shows how much thought you put into playing these games. "Ooh gun shoot, 10/10"

[@darkwolf4471]

First part literally almost makes me cry every time I watch it, the sadness in his face, his voice, his body language, I'm just too empathetic for my own good

[@precisionpigeon9341]

I felt so bad that I had to skip the scene because it made me start to feel bad, and I started crying a little

[@presidente72]

@@precisionpigeon9341 and the snot

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

The good acting here is that you can see the self deception behind his ‘grief’. He whips himself up into a fury, then crawls back into a pit of self pity, thereby justifying his actions against you. He is a person who views others as tools, and faking empathy for these tools is the best way to get more of them.

[@Diskillfr]

Think of how many families he was responsible for killing feel bad for him now?

[@rival1088]

Play new dawn, he is a other person litteraly and we know more of him thats what i liked about New dawn and the gunfight

[@Sir_Disillusion]

The way his snot just vacuumed itself back up

[@digital-_-reaper4841]

One of the scariest villains in a game. I can’t wait for Giancarlo Esposito I’m far cry 6.

[@theonlyplain]

i would like to go to his restaurant, if ya know what i mean

[@TenBrzechwa]

@@theonlyplain Los Pollos Hermanos

[@DrHydra47]

Mi papai loved to fish

[@robertacristina]

His quotes makes him even better

[@aleleotta350]

@@TenBrzechwa I see you are a true man of culture!

[@vhsdog]

0:17 The line delivery made me laugh xD

[@nikelamen2306]

1:14 the moment when he blinks, and you actually understand that he believes in what he's saying

[@p0cr0c71]

He doesn’t blink you fool

[@theonefrancis696]

I legit felt like shit when this cutscene came. Made me think "what the fuck did I do, did I really have to kill all those folks?"

[@kaiju2344]

I felt like big fresh warm elephant shit

[@dickvonwankle2527]

Just remember what John did to GigaChad Nick Rye.

[@theonefrancis696]

@@dickvonwankle2527 I do, but damn, was all this necessary? A war broke out in the valley and nuclear fallout followed. "Sometimes the best thing to do, is to walk away"

[@_c3a3m_88]

Yes you did 😂 did you not follow the story?

[@SingularNinjular]

... Did all the bodies strung up by the side of the road not convince you that maybe Joseph needed to be stopped?

[@bdanmcg2170]

I'm pretty sure those tears had better hitboxes than anyone in rainbow six.

[@benormand3365]

You can here the struggle in his voice when he says "another seal has been opened"

[@pabelnath]

This is literally the best part of the game.

[@mathiascronqvist585]

Poor Joseph bb bit by snakey boi

[@danrogo1107]

Onisions patreon meltdown reminded me of this scene

[@danrogo1107]

Except onision is way more insane

[@ammagon4519]

Except this one looks real

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Dan Rogo Except Joseph isn’t faking it

[@jlindsell4295]

Those highly rendered snot physics ate 99.9% of my GPU and CPU

[@inky3541]

I feel bad

[@jrt5759]

I almost cried

[@OnyxCrow87]

Thanks for showing this. I needed to show my wife lol.

[@LilithNakamura]

Get this man a tissue, jesus

[@biggmonke8057]

0:14 me when my parents throw out all my stuffed toys from my childhood (I am 30 years old)

[@wolftrooper8603]

apology videos:

[@red_lane3933]

Joseph seed: *Crying his ass off* Player:LOOOOSERRRR LOSER LOSER LOOOOOOSERR

[@DrSeaDevil]

His brothers and sisters were taken from him.

[@Qrwa12323]

That snort was quite a challenge for a last gen consoles cpu

[@TheReck12]

If you think about it, he's really crying because he knows the end is coming and you the player are unknowingly fucking up humanity's last chance at survival

[@waltuhputurdaway]

No idiot he is crying because his entire fucking family was "taken"

[@prestondesjarlais2357]

I feel bad for joseph seed

[@rylan8046]

Don’t. He brought this upon himself and his family. Don’t forget he also killed his newborn infant daughter cause “god” told him too. He’s an amazing villain and the actor did an AMAZING performance but I can hardly feel bad for the character himself

[@jedthepleb2355]

best snot physics 2018

[@ExplodingDreamz]

0:26 *Vaccum sounds*

[@alfrenaritonang2361]

50% People Are Watching This Scene 50% People Talking About The Snot Scene Edit : Its Okay Im Not Judging You All Im Just Here For The Snot 🤣

[@kaiju2344]

Judge not and you will not be judged

[@anthonydang3968]

My xbox almost blew up when the snot came out

[@krovellium]

Sixteen times the snot detail

[@ava.opossums6749]

honestly i loved this game and the story but one thing i want most from this game is more screen time to joseph seed and all his heralds

[@iraqlobster1816]

Those snot physics made me lag

[@fantailgoldfish4120]

*when older kid takes toddler's toy**

[@noraksilver2098]

In the end, he was just trying to prepare Hope county for the apocalypse. Cull the weaks because they won’t survive the wasteland and would turn insane or consume most of the rations after the bombs fell. Training his cult followers so they can learn to fight when human become savages again in the wasteland. They would fend off those who steal their foods and lands. Faith would have given them hope. Their faith in the Father would have kept order.

[@amiepecaut6707]

What about the literal slaves they created by breaking there minds and murdering innocent people in gruesome ways. There’s no justification for that.

[@victuz]

​​@@amiepecaut6707 The "angels" are a worse situation than slaves, they are literally people who were tortured and brainwashed so much to the point of becoming lobotomized.

[@rylan8046]

There’s absolutely zero justification for his actions. Everything he did in the name of god was evil and sinful, which he doesn’t realize until 17 years later in New Dawn.

[@noraksilver2098]

@@amiepecaut6707 exactly the point! From my own morality standpoint, ain't no way we would support this kind of governing system. I'm just pointing out that he goes into that post-apocalyptic-system way too early to be considered morally right. You know how Far Cry games always make you question the sides you're fighting against and boggle your mind. Of course, i'm not supporting this type of shit.

[@noraksilver2098]

@@rylan8046 exactly the point of the game! There's no way that I'm supporting this view either. But speaking from his view is that the Seed are building a savage governing system way too early. Morality is a very subjective line. In today's present time, his action is definitely evil. But just New Dawn happened, it's all about survival and a new base line of morality is drawn. Just Far Cry doing Far Cry thing!

[@EntertainmentFilms26]

About to finish the game now, and I am very impressed. Very rarely in a video game have I seen what I thought was a cold hearted antagonist show true remorse and sadness in addition to confusion and a pinch of regret. Greg Bryk is a very good actor and did a great job

[@C0ALBR]

How he just... sucks that snot back up haunts me

[@LiGTY]

jokes aside far cry has the best actors and this is a really good example

[@jrt5759]

A part of me felt bad for him

[@LuzzLuz]

why do i sorta feel bad for him

[@brandonfrolik7821]

Cristian Lustri play FC:ND you’ll really feel bad for him.

[@Mike53534]

Cuz his brothers and sisters have been taken from him

[@andresquintero4071]

@@Mike53534 by a snake in the garden

[@xxinadequatexx6526]

@@andresquintero4071 and he thought he knew gods plan

[@precisionpigeon9341]

@@xxinadequatexx6526 but he was wrong

[@JT-ev5jh]

Don’t mess with the Rookie

[@sugre5477]

Right now I just beat John and I love how Joseph just doesn't care

[@spacedout4061]

The snot crashed my ps4 so many times it caught on fire

[@Saladass-kc1hh]

What a good actor.

[@SmotheryAxe1414]

Hey joseph, where do you keep your flower collection Joseph: 0:23

[@Sh0ckV]

lmfao

[@redditsurvivor7010]

B o o g e r s

[@Mr_Ageless55]

I mean you have to feel bad you just killed his family

[@rylan8046]

He killed his newborn infant daughter cause “god” told him to. I don’t feel bad one bit for taking his family. He did this to them

[@KennyDresden98]

Every time I see the part where he snots, I always clear my nose. Anyone else do this?

[@vaas4523]

This is andrew tate when he got banned lol

[@lolsoutherndemocrats]

I don't know why, but this cutscene always make me laugh no matter what.

[@Indyguy5oo]

Pretty satisfying

[@maxhizzy3696]

I come here once a day to cry my eyes out

[@ripVanwinkle523]

Give this man a tissue 😳👌😬👌 0:25

[@jrt5759]

HURK !!! How's your cousin sharky

[@marcinmarcinowskiproductio8373]

probably about 20 GB of the game was dedicated for his snot

[@eddydiaz2609]

Didn't feel bad for him at all. Especially not after he somehow managed to capture all of my friends at once even though I decimated his militia and wiped out their leaders. However, it was very well animated and an impressive performance by the voice actor and motion capture actor.

[@Frost...555]

I feel guilty* Really* Truly* I was guilty* But first time i was laugh Now i'm sinner :C Because i LAUGH*

[@brixishere]

Omg at first I started to feel a bit bad, but ngl I laughed when the snot flew xD

[@voltd393]

The snot physics are so good that it’s bad. And that makes this scene so bad that it’s good

[@ABulgrin84]

Greg Bryk did a hella good job

[@jcshorty6074]

The snot literally killed my computer p

[@r3nfr056]

I wonder what it would be like if faith, john, and Jacob where still alive in new dawn

[@flatimares6130]

He reminds me so much to Jake Paul and all those fake apologies videos

[@dvdbox360]

It was sad And the snot just ruined it!

[@skygaming9846]

The way Joseph say "But now i see" turn sad into stern tone in a death stare

[@matiguzman7370]

Diossss tanto la de ingles como en español son impecables e imponentes

[@guspacho09]

I find this scene hilarious

[@Bigcarlosmillions]

Why that’s messed up

[@SkullyTheZombiCat]

​@@Bigcarlosmillions think of what he did to make the cult in the first place. It's a guilty pleasure to know he is next to get blown up by c4, burned by Molotovs, shot with a shovel launcher, and beaten with a bat with teeth.

[@pittraider1221]

@@SkullyTheZombiCat wat? No the 4k resolution snot is what's funny

[@h3lva642]

Why did they have to do the snot coming down then him snorting it back up

[@alexxx_4200]

0:33 when you haven’t listened to gods plan from drake in a year or more

[@someone-pz4dg]

KZbin apology videos be like

[@Atadkm]

My brothers my sister they've all been taken from me by an snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[@mechabroski9993]

The rest of the game is ehh in my opinion, but I gotta give it to them, they do always have one scene in every Farcry game that I remember. This was Farcry 5's

[@dezdandy3417]

I literally watched a playthrough of the game and I bought it again just for this

[@sltrskid]

he went from sad to high fidelity snot graphics to sad to cult leader

[@nicodeangelo5842]

This comment section: Snot physics, and Feeling bad for him. Yes I do feel bad.

[@mr.mann.7519]

when your best friend says ‘Iceland is on grass and Greenland is on ice’ to you

[@LuckyXCX]

The game really could’ve ended in this cutscene he is literally defeated here

[@yaucisantana8519]

I felt really bad for him 😕

[@GamerTigerBonsu]

another seal has been opened

[@GentlemanGaming1122]

"A SEAL HAS OPENED!!!"

[@urboideiba4514]

I came for the snot comments

[@anintruder1197]

damn that snot probably requires a 3090 ti

[@luisfelipepradodasilva5787]

That snot is heavier than the game!

[@mikeanthony589]

*Dani maybe sad when she knew Jonron died, but I did my own snot nose eulogy when Jonron died.*

[@TheRealLogic1]

Damn 6 years ago

[@jeffreyallen6545]

You can't help but feel bad for him, he's so beyond fucked up.

[@rijadSOTF]

rip my i5