FarCry 5 is fun

[@CaptainRhodor]

"I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my face!" That's such a fucking raw line holy shit.

[@edgarallanpoe8309]

It really fucking is, I keep coming back to the video to hear him say that

[@gunknightben1829]

Could I get a time stamp?

[@efflorescized]

@@gunknightben1829 23:18

[@gunknightben1829]

@@efflorescized thank you

[@AceOfBlackjack]

Horsey! I love you!

[@lazerktulu2693]

Nature: *creates a crystal white deer* Humans: yeah, Imma shoot him with a mg.

[@eukyre]

m60 go brrrrt

[@saintpoli6800]

MAG DUMP TIME BOIS

[@imlostandneedanswers1310]

"It beautiful!!" *mag dumps*

[@Name-co9gs]

Everyone dies JFJ: *laughs* Virgil dies JFJ: *BFG Division plays*

[@budgetbajur]

It's The Gladiator you illiterate... I mean you guessed the game franchise.

[@nopenope1931]

@@budgetbajur thank you was wondering what the song was

[@engma5151]

@@budgetbajur though it's true that he/she guessed the song wrong, your name is literally "UwU", any ground you had to stand on to criticize someone else's grammar is about half as dead as the horse the wierd furries coomed on

[@ProtoPerson]

@@engma5151 Don't forget all the cubs. Don't look that up by the way.

[@kaiserdignitias4952]

@@engma5151 Beautiful, couldn't have worded it any better.

[@thejfj]

Dont forget. I stream everyday on youtube at 6pm central.

[@AC-zf3wo]

Faken bears

[@applesfromthegroundsir3009]

21:17 rip Micah

[@Chimera144]

@@applesfromthegroundsir3009 I cant believe he died he was the best character.

[@notameme5264]

@JFJ are you going to stream cyberpunk when it comes out?

[@gabe.o.d.s227]

Will there be a part2 with the dlcs?

[@BW0413]

8:35 what makes it even funnier was the chat someone was saying how old she was

[@KayveePlays]

Yea he was talking too me lol. 8:33 look at mid of chat.

[@tf2junky476]

"Kickstarting the diswasher

[@aelix56]

Teens are insufferable. Back in my days we were allowed to open carry shovels and they had a mind to not start talking in our presence.

[@Ezekiel_Kleyer]

So young...still legal in Germany. :D

[@justhere9731]

Fun fact: in the new game plus for this game you can equip 59 shovels, which penetrate body armor and basically one hit kill anything that isn’t a boss

[@maplefox5558]

Holy shit

[@trickytheclown610]

oh god u should not have said that

[@giornogiovanna7659]

“Puts 59 shovels in my back menacingly” what are you talking about no one is gonna do something crazy

[@Outlaw7263]

Fun Fact: Bears are incapable of getting diabetes irl, they have a special protein in their body fat that prevents insulin issues.

[@cullenpinney2997]

That and also any explosive weapons I leveled both perks as much as possible and infamous was a joke because of it

[@RGDcommentnode]

"I got really scared when cheeseburger disappeared!" JFJ, a true American!

[@dogebond6960]

Why does this have no replies

[@pollo4070]

@@dogebond6960 it does'nt need them

[@safooraabdullah8685]

It only need *L O I K E S*

[@Ziggylata]

Really good work.

[@MedicTHA]

Mordhou man

[@FluffyIronGolems]

Hey Ziggy, how's the weather down there?

[@tj8178]

you

[@somerandomserbian7077]

Women in 1047: Look at this magic trick! Rest of the village: 8:38

[@arandominternetperson437]

Heh

[@Rex28234]

Perfect

[@jasch5027]

Made me laugh to hard, thanks.

[@Hroza-Groza]

JFJ When Virgil is hurt: "Release Hellfire and fury upon those who dare to harm the innocent of the world."

[@ricecooker7037]

Vergil is the only one going to heaven and we all know it.

[@Phoebe457]

*Virgil dies* JFJ: “LETS DO THIS TEXAS STYLE”

[@tonyneri6245]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

[@captaincheezee1213]

Nope.avi to their lives

[@michaeljwetzel5043]

Yes yes amzing performance

[@GenocidalSquid]

Any idea which VOD was his FC5 Playthrough??

[@iamsinistar8971]

​@@tonyneri6245*Random explosions*

[@chunkykongers1678]

21:16 JFJ: *sees a rat* JFJ: *whacks with a might that would make the gods of both heaven and hell shudder in their sleep*

[@alexahegao842]

*Mission complete*

[@groovy_racc2252]

*bonk*

[@shonniehartz5489]

Bonks rat - Victory

[@Vampyfish]

The fact he kills almost every one he sees is so funny

[@spooksmcgee8790]

He was a lot more chill in the streams

[@jeremiahwright4450]

21:28 "If god had wanted you to live he wouldn't have created me" -Soldier TF2

[@kamikazemelon787]

I live in Montana. This game is extremely accurate except for the black people.

[@lazerktulu2693]

kamikazemelon787 ahahahhahah, made me cry

[@FlammenWaffle]

I Also live in Montana, Can confirm! Also not a realistic Number of bars hmm

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

Well.... Until recently anyway. The Great California Exodus has greatly increased numbers. I just wished theyd bought snow tires before hand. :s

[@banana-vo2cr]

Eden's gate wants to know your location

[@kamikazemelon787]

@@LeuvahkTrigger word

[@Mwraf]

John: We had a plan. *literally 7 months later* Dutch: We had a goddamm PLAN ARTHER!

[@cowboybuller8909]

Just picked this game up at Walmart like a week ago and now whenever I play it, my house turns into a 1950s movie dinner and my family gathers around to watch me play. Thanks corona very cool

[@Rare-One]

Wait are you being serious? Please tell me u r serious

[@18themxxn_]

Wholesome

[@qm230]

I wish my family didn't fall asleep after I talked for 2 minutes lol

[@aelix56]

@@18themxxn_ CHUNGUS 100 REDDIT MOMENT AOOGA

[@18themxxn_]

@@aelix56 you good?

[@1974vadra]

19:46 He sings the US national anthem while shooting a German machine gun and an Italian shotgun

[@stuffandthings834]

Key to world peace there

[@defaultthedude]

As an American should

[@jabbersthekillerrabbit5057]

Beautiful isn’t it

[@samuraiturtle.2637]

I thought the SPAS was French

[@sonicshot55]

I wish that’s how far cry 5 actually ended.

[@yeetyateyote5570]

We all do :( I ducking loved 5, the ending was so dogshit

[@gravity5718]

@@yeetyateyote5570 depends on which one you are talking about

[@beepboop7939]

@@gravity5718 what do you mean all of the endings sucked

[@gravity5718]

@@beepboop7939 i disagree

[@beepboop7939]

@@gravity5718 ok

[@thefaceonthemoon.4691]

This video has one problem. It ends

[@Walmar-g3b]

let's change that

[@bear8485]

@@Walmar-g3b did you play college ball?

[@ramendude4062]

Not enough cheeseburger.

[@orinb8654]

@@bear8485 D-bear! Bear!

[@JARGUN145]

19:46 that was an amazingly timed eagle squawk

[@trafficconeslav7601]

"She took virgil from me" "So i took her family from her"

[@swisscheeese]

"Watch me, I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my fucking face." Absolute Classic Line

[@chargingbull4478]

“I’m giving you this offer 1 last time” J: “HEHEH SKULL GO CRUSH”

[@wintervoxel5526]

What Joseph remembers of John: "He was loving. Kind. Full of joy..." What everyone else remembers of John: "I threw a shovel at him and he stopped moving."

[@damiondee7681]

I didn’t know you could be the doom slayer in far cry, what a cool Easter egg!

[@GODOFMAYHEM96]

*Sees* description: "Wear the button." Me: *WITH PRIDE!*

[@jrmorrow2]

I don’t want to be the one who has to explain how several strongholds were destroyed by a Drug Fueled Maniac

[@sevin8378]

...with nothing but his bare fists and 5 grams of cocaine.

[@jacobridgeway2849]

@@sevin8378 I'm curling up into a ball laughing

[@garrettoliva5154]

"WHAT IS THAT?!" *Heavy machine gun fire* "It's beautiful...!"

[@spiritlaw]

11:50 "Hope's Peak"? JFJ Ultimate Fisherman.

[@deshawnpannell3907]

Now to think of an execution!

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

JFJ when Virgil dies: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOD GOOOOOD!!!”

[@imperialwarden5113]

When the Doom music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down.

[@optimus27000]

The Bury the Light bits got me every time.

[@alissalarson3203]

Thanks to your comment, I was able to find that badass song lol

[@SneakGoblin7]

"ITS NOT DEAD" A running theme I love to see

[@spoodlesoodles85]

I'm gonna slightly tur- turns 90 degrees

[@lukemilton66]

When JFJ was talking to his cat he almost sounds like Flapjack from The marvelous misadventures of flapjack.

[@virtualabyss]

“What is that?!” *begins to unload M60*

[@Mariodash23]

FarCry 5 was the most fun FarCry, even if the ending pissed me off immensely.

[@JabbingQuirker]

How? I thought both endings worked. if the resist option seems more canonical. while the give up is the oh good ending, wait wait OH FUCK!

[@connorthegunlovingeek7465]

5 and Blood Dragon are tied for me

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

10:59 The "You're a cat! Did you know that?!" is so damn relatable. I swear I've said this exact sentence before 😂

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

20:00 You know he practiced that Undertale song.

[@litdragon9944]

JFJ: "im gonna slightly turn." turns really heavily. Tom: "monkey noises"

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

This was such a good game, and half of it I bet ubi didn’t even intend, KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE!

[@nunomartins97]

I kinda think this game gets boring,because it's just the same thing other and over.

[@sus425]

It’s worse than all the other far cry’s including primal

[@coenisgreat]

Too bad the endings suck

[@nunomartins97]

@@coenisgreat I think it was meant to suck(that's what she said), as if the Farcry 5 ending wasn't the true ending. And the beginning of Farcry new dawn was the ending of farcry 5

[@nunomartins97]

@@coenisgreat I guess it's kinda complex

[@heyyou9472]

JFJ turning into a Scotsman is the most terrifying thing to happen yet.

[@billycarnes2066]

3:02 "We had a plan" Insert rdr2 flashbacks

[@gyropepper9281]

The last 2 minutes of the video was the biggest revenge story. "I'll do it with a button on my chest and a smile on my fucking face!" -JFJ

[@budgetbajur]

22:30 Mick Gordon - Gladiator Doom Eternal OST

[@ztupid_guy5584]

Thanks partner

[@FluffyIronGolems]

Kar. En. Tuk.

[@jamesnicholls7535]

The kids

[@theguylivinginyourwalls]

*THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR*

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@theguylivinginyourwalls *IS* *_Y_* *_O_* *_U_*

[@fartbutneverforgotten]

Rip n tear bro rip n tear

[@liangchenloh6172]

KAR EN TUK

[@neonlightslife1077]

If that's how JFJ reacted to Virgil dying, imagine the destruction he'd cause if Cheeseburger died

[@theman6422]

Hold up I-Is that a rocket launcher...that shoots...shovels? *MEET THE SOLDIER*

[@TheDracoStar]

Dude... all of this made me laugh so fucking hard. God dammit, especially the Irish accent and saying 'fucking bears lad', that was the one that killed.

[@Darek_B52]

14:50 It's a sea bear! You have to draw a circle!!

[@emerald_lord2267]

The fact that the "npc speaking gets cut off by JFJ smacking them with shovel, rpg...sometimes rpg shovel launcher..." is a recurring joke makes me happy.

[@MrTopHat42]

Girl does something JFJ: so you have chosen death

[@macdarby9926]

I've been walking around all week repeating "Shovel dawg, dawg wit da shovel" and I couldn't remember where I heard it. Thanks for reminding me.

[@HeavyK78]

God I was there in the stream, the amount of effort he went through for the stomp screenshot at the end was extensive lmao

[@-Commit-arson-]

I actually really like this game Some of the cut scenes in the beginning are long, but it’s an enjoyable experience overall

[@bucktheduckk]

That final shot is a masterpiece

[@edgarkrauter7702]

12:13 lmao you can see him miss the water

[@AndGoatz04]

*_"OH GOD A BEAR"_* D: [instantly mauled to death]

[@sltrskid]

i loved that skit where he was like "MY MOMS A FUCKIN BEAR LAD"

[@ragemachine7710]

12:35 *MOTIVATED FISHING*

[@BraybayXQ6]

I'm glad you exist JFJ you make me laugh through out the entire video thank you for being you

[@dunkerbunker2501]

I still think this is one of the best games to come out of the 2010's. its a shame people judged it based on some minor bugs

[@pdake1]

Im not used to his videos being this LONG but it's appreciated.

[@jackarcher1363]

Enemy: throws a twig at cheeseburger JFJ: finds him Enemy: shits pants JFJ: I will kill everything in this county then myself

[@skidmark2737]

In far cry new dawn hurk has a line when he goes down. "Mr stark I don't feel so good" it's amazing I love it

[@jozeftokarczyk4178]

As answer wise man once said, "We can't let god do all the work." *Loads gun with holy intent*

[@proudlyinsane9561]

Everyone else: *dies* JFJ: lol Virgil: *dies.* JFJ: MANKIND IS DEAD, BLOOD IS FUEL, HELL IS FULL.

[@waluigiinsmash6471]

To see J playing a game I have 1000 hours in makes me really god damn happy

[@soaplegends4216]

I’m so glad I got recommended this

[@zalix5626]

"You sir are a fish" - Arthur Morgan.

[@jameshill3427]

I just about shat myself out of anger when Mason started butchering jingle bells.

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

0:23 Forum weapon for next time Ellen tweets something

[@dionysus6892]

The reverb when he screamed at the mountain lion was perfect

[@michaeljwetzel5043]

AH-

[@zerrierslizer1]

canon ending for JFJ be like: *STOMP*

[@toyking97]

This is how the game should be experienced. I'm glad you were able to express why very accurately.

[@applesfromthegroundsir3009]

This is why he's my favourite streamer on Twitch 17:07 the emotion in his voice speaks volumes (damn he isn't on twitch but I did watch all 3 of his streams)

[@placeholder_009]

Bro, he got you on twitter

[@placeholder_009]

Also, he hates twitch, he streams on youtube

[@applesfromthegroundsir3009]

@@placeholder_009 I saw the tweet I thought he was on twitch because I just found his funny highlights

[@hav1arm657]

The prison scene reminds me of when you call in a hero in Battlefront 2 " Enemy reinforcements inbound.....it's just one man?"

[@thatguysean1845]

9:50 "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow in the knee."

[@arandominternetperson437]

Thigh, but close enough

[@branpul0604]

Favorite Ubisoft Game + Favorite KZbinr = perfection

[@rustyscrewdrivr]

Far cry 5’s really fun with a friend though.

[@GAZ888F]

This game is a fucking perfect fit for J, this shit is probably the hardest I've laughed at any of his videos and that is saying something.

[@frostybeveridge2757]

Oh jfj that warms my heart :') Hope youre having a great day man, just wanted to say thank you for the streams. I tune in whenever i can on my ps4 so sadly i can almost never type in chat but i want you to know your streams are fucking great. Again thank you!

[@nebulamess6875]

15:34 best jfj out of context

[@spooksmcgee8790]

This game was so fucking amazing to watch on steam. J was a fucking madman

[@redhawkfour]

Top quality as always JFJ, you never fail to make my day

[@hunterbassett2550]

Fate kills Virgil *LOADS SHELLS WITH VENGEFUL INTENT*

[@kennyplop]

The moment the doom music played we all knew what time it was for

[@vulcan5567]

20:45 **smacks the Deputy so hard it sends her flying back**

[@LeuvahkTrigger]

Im sad I missed the streams thanks to all the end of year overtime I had to do. At least I got this and the vods.

[@jeffphillips9928]

6:15 what is that(starts shooting at with m-60)

[@SubjectToChage]

I think this is the hardest I have laughed in a while. You are the greatest person on earth keep up the amazing work

[@holyclamps9063]

Hey JFJ, I know you probably wont see this, but, you should play The Saboteur. It's an old xbox game, might me on pc though.

[@peterchasten2790]

is that the old black and white world war 2 game?

[@holyclamps9063]

@@peterchasten2790 damn right it is

[@Kasigil0]

yeah but much like the real world it gets a lot more colored after you kill the nazis

[@holyclamps9063]

@@Kasigil0 Exactly

[@HausAbendrot]

That game is just "Colorblind man doesn't get the memo"

[@supervegito360]

Yoo the gladiators theme playing in the background had me hyped

[@captainmatiastorres4425]

*the bear is flying, THE BEAR IS FLYING A H H H H H H H H H*

[@sovietninja5978]

I saw exactly when the intro was created and concepted on stream, beautifully done

[@godmode337]

*I can't believe JFJ made the same character as me*

[@09spidy]

J in other games: G U N ! J in FC5: S H O V E L !

[@AceOfBlackjack]

It’s fists!

[@Jnroyston07]

There’s time travellers in the comments😳

[@huntata2360]

Yeah, the arrows that come from Ogre Seed's cronies scared the shit out of me too. I was flying a helicopter, suddenly felt a chill, then bam thigh arrow.