Far Cry Primal is fun

[@grugthecaveman4565]

Funny sock

[@alax447]

Omg is that grug from the hit kids movie the croods

[@onattt_]

grug was sexist in the movie thus he is a chad

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

omg when sequal??

[@jonbott]

Indeed Grug played by Nicolas Cage from the 2013 hit kids movie the Croods.

[@siddiqaqil]

country roads

[@psycosanches589]

I feel like we have to actively remind JFJ that not every bear he sees is Cheeseburger

[@reganv]

"Oh my GOD CHEESE BURGER SWIMMING IS THE CUTEST THING EVER" -JFJ (Farcry 5)

[@Phoebe457]

It’s Cheeseburger’s ancestor

[@theenduriangamer5509]

@@Phoebe457 Ah... BEEF Boigah

[@IronChefBear]

"John Bear." -Sock guy

[@snackaroo4568]

They are in our hearts.

[@ScuffedSoldier123]

Scientists “we don’t know what these bones are” A prehistoric sock “OOGA BOOGA I GOT A FUCKING BEES”

[@kneeinutopia]

Shit was so unfunny

[@aromaticbugle22]

@@kneeinutopia 790 people say otherwise.

[@tobebruhed6017]

@@kneeinutopia 885 people say otherwise

[@webber9707]

@@kneeinutopia 920 people say otherwise

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

@@kneeinutopia 1 k people say otherwise.

[@Shadest]

Local Texan Sock returns to Monke

[@groundbeef2]

Sock Monke

[@edvedeikis481]

He always a monke

[@hossdelgado626]

Local Texan Sock drifts a mammoth through local teepee, unga bunga at Sun Peak, here at Club 12

[@LordSauron22]

Fun fact: Chimps have entered the stone age

[@hossdelgado626]

@@LordSauron22 There are chimps who watch workers use tools, and then they can imitate it, even if poorly in mid cases

[@1ial691]

“Im here to shitass.” *long fart* *Heavy metal starts playing*

[@a.monach7602]

Thank you Dick Kickem

[@chicoscience502]

Hate me all you want, but you can't unfatten this ass.

[@1ial691]

@Half Knight Fick Nickem

[@IronChefBear]

"He didn't move it because he was hungry. He just moved it because he felt like it." I don't know why but this quote alone perfectly summarizes/has the exact energy every cat owner in history (and prehistory) with explaining the justification to why every cat does what it does.

[@arandominternetperson437]

That seems about right (This is coming from someone that owns 10 of them)

[@IronChefBear]

@@arandominternetperson437 BAH GAWD

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@Darca1n don't be, its a nightmare that would make you willingly welcome hell

[@clockworkgore]

bruh it's you from the server

[@IronChefBear]

@@clockworkgore Yes it is i, YT mod loser who occasionally drops by the Gourmet chat and Shitpost Chat, and on a blue moon, in one of the Voice chats if my pals are in there. A.K.A. (imma) literally fookin nobody. Its nice to see you, whoever you are, and I hope you're having a good day/night.

[@RhysClark97]

JFJ apparently not aware that the honey badger is the most badass and angriest animal on the planet

[@psxcsomething6114]

In far cry 4 the most difficult hunt was a honey badger and holy shit that was scary I was armed with an lmg and that monster took like a 100 bullets to die and I was running away the whole time

[@CerberusB1]

The one with the sharpest fangs wins. That's what Killing Bites is.

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

@@CerberusB1 WEEEEEEEB tfw no season 2

[@sirmitri6666]

Honey badges are one of the few animal who can actually feel fear but doesn´t give up two fucks about it and instead bully ENTIRE FUCKING PACKS OF LIONS FOR HIS FOO, AND IT FUCKING WORKS.

[@Ezekiel_Kleyer]

@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange I know My wish is that the Male protagonist comes back as a fighter and hunts down his team. But since I didn't read the manga/LN/VN or what ever I can still dream.

[@roccobaez6808]

JFJ: “I’m being historically accurate. Now let me beat this woman.”

[@MaskOfLimbo]

I mean, he ain't wrong.

[@tylermustardloooser386]

tradition of kungo

[@umplayerqualquer534]

@@UmbraMask oh...

[@nhife248]

I mean u aren’t wrong but u didn’t say that

[@arandominternetperson437]

I love how the club takedown is just you turning their head into a smoothie that you can sell later for pocket change

[@hossdelgado626]

No, add rat and secret blend seven herbs and poultice, then enter unga become mammoth. Secret to win, drift.

[@IronChefBear]

Unga Based Bunga

[@Doomsday9872]

Was that a hat in time reference?

[@arandominternetperson437]

@@Doomsday9872 maybe....

[@Ashurman666]

If there's one thing you have to know about the Far Cry series is that Badgers are you worst nightmare. Especially Honey Badgers

[@chaitanyarao5546]

They're a nightmare IRL as well. Honey badgers don't mess around.

[@uncledoctor6920]

The cassowary would like to have a word with you.

[@iguanaboi3921]

Mustelids in general

[@ryancronwell6368]

@@uncledoctor6920 you know honey badgers ignore bullets right?

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@ryancronwell6368 yeah you would too if you were the living punchline of Satan's joke on humanity.

[@slowmo5186]

Wildlife professional: *And here, we see the majestic Homo Chadicus hunting for prey* JFJ: *Wrestling a mammoth*

[@Ripper65189]

Other far cry: gun go brrrrrr This game: oga boga go whack

[@kneeinutopia]

That’s the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in a while

[@eatershep6280]

@@kneeinutopia Big Man Gaming

[@smartfella7914]

Reddit joke

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

Oooooooh. Big stick go *BONK*

[@alivegman3155]

And thus, man rediscovered their love for taking something and bonking someone over the head with it

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

We are one step closer to MONKE

[@theophilethiriet8923]

pov: you live in the countryside

[@_Noto]

pov: stop pov comments they aren't funny

[@dismaned6675]

pov: MammouthU DRERLLIFITNG! (it's in japanese)

[@solrunheinesen8289]

POV: Monki flip

[@evanmarogen]

@@_Noto you aren't funny

[@mint5438]

@@_Noto Pov: Humor is subjective

[@gregorymontes165]

Damn finally a accurate Ohio simulator.

[@melly1255]

Bruh

[@sloomp6567]

yeah i have been wanting one for so long!

[@theman7571]

As someone from Ohio I can tell there are mammoths and sabertooths running around

[@jackmeyers7805]

@@theman7571 can confirm for Madison.

[@VanceH]

@@jackmeyers7805 dayton is over crowded with em

[@bandicute803]

Badgers are fucking immortal, they are the manifestation of Gods.

[@squidbro6635]

Before I say one, a friend once said that lions are honey badger's bitches. Saw an angry honey badger and saw why.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

yeah what's with the bagers in far cry games there only animals that really terffed me

[@theevilcricket6194]

Just hearing him lose his shit at 12:02 is both hillarious and somewhat comforting in that I'm glad I am not alone in laughing my ass off at really stupid stuff like that

[@ther6sshieldmain937]

In search of a simpler time, where simps didn’t exist..

[@Johnson-br2lw]

Where woman obeyed men not the other way around

[@samanthahydeker7914]

@@Johnson-br2lw those where the days

[@liquidsword601]

In search of a simpler time, when neckbeards didn’t use simp incorrectly.

[@liquidsword601]

@@Johnson-br2lw Sounds like a personal problem.

[@Johnson-br2lw]

@@liquidsword601 a time where neck beards and simps didn't exist

[@uncledoctor6920]

"It puts badgers in the same category as cave bears!" Right where it belongs. Friggin', fuzzy little demons.

[@Akiuma_Seisei]

What era was Cock N' Ball Torture discovered : AD *The world in BC : **15:50*

[@LordZaxom]

"How do I name this thing? It's gonna name me!" Is a line that always lives rent free in my head.

[@JpGriZz]

6:14 JFJ: Kills the bear Cheeseburger from Far Cry 5: *starts fading into nothingness*

[@sigmundr1758]

"I don't even know these people" Almost like he just started playing a new game, lmao

[@Jazpazzaz]

11:08 "horton hears a trick ahh-UUUGHHHHH!!!!!!" got to be one of the greatest JFJ moments.

[@sbailey4631]

God is JFJ a underrated youtuber, he deserves more.

[@arandominternetperson437]

He does

[@VivaLaDog926]

imagine dying from blood loss at the very start of the game, this comment was made by someone who did no-

[@Acat-do7le]

lol

[@MyHeadHz]

Wow. Imagine dying of blood loss in the tutorial. Wow, that sounds pretty embarrassing. 👀

[@dylandinino1295]

Honestly love this game. I wish it wasn't one of those games where you play it once, have a great time, and forget about it.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

I actually played it and still find it great

[@Biodeamon]

"here I was thinking I gatherer, but now I see just another berry picker"

[@elifoflygen8795]

12:12 I was actually there at that part of the stream.

[@markhirsch6301]

JFJ plays dawn of man: "oh I wonder what happens when I send the children to fight mammoths"

[@plowedsnow3889]

Beginning of game: central Europe Later in the game: fights Jaguars and hyenas

[@markhirsch6301]

Hyenas did live in Europe for some time, but I believe they went extinct around one of the metal ages

[@Weakest_Brazilian]

well in those times most animals werent only common in some areas

[@unionblue21]

They aren’t even Hyenas.

[@turkeygod6665]

@@markhirsch6301 Smh. Shame people dont know just how crazy biodiverse the world was. I mention about hyenas living in europe and people call me insane. Not sure about jaguars but leopards do 100% live in europe, even today. They were even more widespread back in the day. The world used to be wild, man.

[@chinimon8259]

Animals were all over lions in Europe etc

[@LautaroEspineira97]

So this is from where the "ride wife life good" meme came from?

[@jacobdominguez916]

"Me from fuck around and find out tribe!!" lmao that fits so perfectly in this game

[@onlymadethistowatchvideos6209]

The new season of Primal looks lit.

[@bigbadbox6023]

I think a lot of people overlooked this game, nice to see it get some love.

[@YandrakJakob]

"He didn't move it because he was hungry, he moved it because he just felt like it" Sock introduced to cat behaviour.

[@zedhunter15]

this video was 40% walking up to something dangerous and yelling wait when it attacks

[@makomorales]

You have such a dedicated fan base and I love this community ❤️

[@ExemplarKyle]

14:04 Losing my shit over here, oh my God.

[@Musicgaming-xx6yp]

It's time to *MONKEY SOUNDS*

[@rogue6838]

I've been waiting for this

[@bigboijacob7602]

5:19 said like a true Cro-Magnon

[@lordjeremetrius]

This brings glory to monke

[@evervalles9244]

Might just play far cry primal again because of this

[@halo6484]

Nice to see mason made it in the last bit of gameplay

[@cullenpinney2997]

What a time not a phone in sight just people living in the moment

[@conda2313]

I did not expect to hear Spider’s Blood by A-one during this

[@therebel7865]

Me:Jkj plays farcry primal Also me: happy ongga Bongga noises

[@hudsonshotts7096]

Dude I resonate with your humor so much and as a history major rn, I totally agree you would make a bomb teacher

[@tyrrand]

9:32 "isn't a panther a type of jagwire"- JFJ 2021

[@marcanthony8475]

The badger was my favorite pet. So cool, yet so damn terrifying..

[@gracenb]

“i’ve never been so angry at a fictional character before” except for that time virgil got shot

[@tygogo24]

I like how he calls eurobeat “initial d”

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

He's referencing a specific song from initial d though

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

The benefits of coming to stream? Possibly influencing what J might say in a video. T's neat. By the way, I wholeheartedly did believe J would have been a good teacher if he had chosen to be one instead of a KZbinr.

[@meganobgutzkraka2398]

fuck i'd pay him NOW to give me history classes with his sense of humor and who he is

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

@@meganobgutzkraka2398 Right? Not to mention he's brutally honest about everything he says. If it's one thing I've learned about J, it's that he can't tell a lie.

[@gloriousphantom7905]

This is actually live footage of Jfj just living the Texan lifestyle

[@colelarson6332]

14:59 When the mammoth uses a Heat move:

[@colonelflaunders]

"Never been so angry." *Flashbacks to Far Cry 5 with Virgil dying and JFJ proceeding to go doom mode*

[@TheMikesc15]

09:00 anyone wondering, ostrich egg is pretty good, just makes enough for around 8 people at a time lmao. We had one at my kindergarden when I was 7, don't ask why haha.

[@Dem_Memes21]

Badgers are terrifying in far cry games due to them being a god damn tank

[@evan8]

I really loved this game, played it when it first came out. Good shit

[@alphaslootari3126]

Harder than any other FarCry I've played

[@yeeyee8270]

The true threat to turtles, is not pollution, it is JFJ

[@iceypumpkinhead]

"me from fuck around and find out tribe" senior quote

[@sebastianbabbie8290]

Actually my favorite FarCry

[@ErolithBaladar]

16:35 That's my boy Otter: Yo ya arm kinda looking like a snack

[@R3aper9048]

return of the king

[@gasm2419]

i love seeing all of the art at the end of vidoes its so wholesome

[@thereisnoname5427]

THE MEMES THEY ORIGINATED HERE THIS IS A HOLY PLACE

[@sonny3982]

13:47 that transition from the tiger to the background SHEEEEESH

[@Ghost-he3cd]

Prehistoric sock: "I hate that fucking sabertooth." Also prehistoric sock: befriends the fucking sabertooth.

[@pinkaard7336]

My internet access out here is so God awful that half of the time I have to guess the things you do by sound alone.

[@mr.osamabingaming2633]

What country or state?

[@pinkaard7336]

@@mr.osamabingaming2633 Texas

[@JTMHoneycombs]

Watching this video while eating chicken wings and drumsticks was the most satisfying thing that happened to me today.

[@moose8332]

13:42 translation: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

[@GreenDave113]

You're just genuinely funny.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

I love how JFJ doesnt care about others opinions or whatever. He sees something he thinks hes cool or if hes having fun, then thats all there is to it.

[@ikeaoperative]

This video is great with Hotel Rwanda audio in the background.

[@helljumper2565]

A mammoth has fallen down a canyon in Lego City

[@bixby7645]

Wait until he finds out you can ride said Sabertooth

[@alax447]

He did ride it

[@NormieNorum]

dictionary: jaguars jfj: *jagwires*

[@monkeyoncrack2929]

4:55 hay! Thats me!

[@shakejumbo4700]

i love how jfj looks at games its so fun to watch

[@TurboVirgin2003]

I’ve never seen a dedicated fan base than this funny American sock guy

[@Wayloz]

"Oh that's terrifying", and you're seeing exactly why you feel that way.. Well, maybe a bit dramatized.

[@zanderdev57]

dude the enemies in the mammoth mission got launched into far cry 5 holy shit

[@chrisbailet8940]

This entire video was a missed opportunity for a Rules of Nature montage

[@frenchlizardboihhohhoohoho998]

As someone who’s played lots of far cry, yes badgers are scarier than bears

[@nehemiahhoward6089]

Witness the glory of the mamoth

[@ronniecotter8621]

Badgers have always been a menace in farcry

[@TheXXIJackpot]

8:12 well, in Far Cry 4 you need a LMG to hunt one of those badgers xD

[@thebigcheese2725]

How have he never found out the badger is the strongest animle in the far cry series

[@arcanefury3666]

This game needed to be longer or something. This was the first Far Cry I ever played

[@alphaslootari3126]

Its graphics are a little dated, but FarCry 2 is phenomenal. No lethal wildlife though

[@swaxbox4517]

6:12. A representation of the Fight between Finland and the Russian bear

[@mediocremason]

Unga Bunga? Unga Bunga. UNGA BUNGA!

[@audixas1]

My favourite Spider-Man, Toby Jaguire.

[@BobbyTheBigBoy]

I honestly think this is the best far cry!

[@XtreemAlan]

A reminder that a badger would let lions night them on the neck Just so the badger can claw the lion’s eyes out And that’s why lions are terrified of badgers

[@thethingyoustubbedyourtoeo5673]

00:15 this man about to not be laid because of me

[@samsterling3332]

I predicted the “I never asked for this” but it still caught me off guard

[@catfishhotdogtape9303]

Now this is what we like to call a “video game.”

[@Illuviratio.viewing]

"I have absolutely no idea who this people are" every far cry main character at the start of any game

[@space_toucanon3912]

Jfj goes ooga booga monke style

[@thegongoozler3374]

15:51 "OHooo! Oh FUCK there's POINTS on that! AHaaAAAAaaaaAAHHHH!!!