Fartin' in the Canyon

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(Verse 1)
Well, I rode my horse down to the canyon wide,
He kicked up dust, with a real cowboy pride,
But just as I was hummin' a tune so sweet,
That ol’ mare let one rip, oh, what a feat!
(Chorus)
Fartin’ in the canyon, echoing so loud,
Scared the coyotes, sent 'em runnin' in a crowd,
With a toot and a whistle, that horse stole the show,
Fartin’ in the canyon, it’s a wild rodeo!
(Verse 2)
We stopped for a snack, I brought beans for lunch,
My horse took a sniff and gave a mighty hunch,
Then with a blast that could wake the dead,
The whole canyon shook, man, you shoulda fled!
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(Chorus)
Fartin’ in the canyon, echoing so loud,
Scared the coyotes, sent 'em runnin' in a crowd,
With a toot and a whistle, that horse stole the show,
Fartin’ in the canyon, it’s a wild rodeo!
(Bridge)
So if you’re ridin’ high where the wildflowers bloom,
Watch out for the horse with the thunderous boom,
He’s a flatulent friend, but I love him so dear,
Together we’ll ride, spreading laughter and cheer!
(Chorus)
Fartin’ in the canyon, echoing so loud,
Scared the coyotes, sent 'em runnin' in a crowd,
With a toot and a whistle, that horse stole the show,
Fartin’ in the canyon, it’s a wild rodeo!
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