My Horse Just Farted

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(Verse 1)
Ridin’ down the dirt road, sun settin’ low,
Feelin’ like a cowboy, got my boots and my rodeo,
But then I hear a rumble, it’s not the sound of thunder,
It’s my trusty steed, lettin’ loose like a blunder.
(Chorus)
Oh, my horse just farted, it’s a real ol’ gas,
Got the cows a-mooing and the chickens in a fuss,
I can’t help but laugh, it’s a sight to behold,
When your horse is a whoopee cushion, you’ve struck gold!
(Verse 2)
We were cruisin’ through the fields, feelin’ mighty fine,
But then came a sound that crossed the line,
My saddle’s squeakin’, but it ain’t the leather,
Just a little windbreak from my four-legged friend, forever.
(Chorus)
Oh, my horse just farted, it’s a real ol’ gas,
Got the cows a-mooing and the chickens in a fuss,
I can’t help but laugh, it’s a sight to behold,
When your horse is a whoopee cushion, you’ve struck gold!
(Bridge)
Now the neighbors are laughin’, they’re rollin’ in the hay,
Saying “Keep that horse away, he’s a real bouquet!”
But I wouldn’t trade him, he’s my best buddy,
Just gotta watch the wind, he gets a little muddy.
(Chorus)
Oh, my horse just farted, it’s a real ol’ gas,
Got the cows a-mooing and the chickens in a fuss,
I can’t help but laugh, it’s a sight to behold,
When your horse is a whoopee cushion, you’ve struck gold!
(Outro)
So here’s to the horses, and their silly charms,
With a toot and a whistle, they’ll steal your heart,
Just remember to giggle, when you’re out on the trail,
'Cause life’s too short not to laugh at a tail!
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