Fast & Loose Weak Links

A round of Weak Links from BBCs new improv show Fast & Loose.

[@Si1983h]

I can only imagine how funny Greg must have been as a school teacher.😂

[@charurao6305]

You gotta watch him talk about his time teaching at a deaf school on Graham Norton... It's hilarious!

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

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[@franinconverse]

The stare-off between Greg and Hugh is epic

[@rosebudjess96]

"Can you actually speak french?" "NO!"

[@Vesdus]

For our non-French speakers. Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the mare(female horse)?! x3 No! He is in the garden!" Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! Yes, the grapefruit is (gone), yes? Yes! Where IS the grapefruit? No! He is in the library!" Weak Link: "Oh no!" (Sounded like "Zut alors") "Where is the pig? Yes. Where is the little pig? Yes. It's in the... It's in the... the bakery?"

[@Londerland]

Honestly I thought he was just going to speak with a french accent but then he started trying to yell in french i spit all over my laptop. Then I calmed down and thought, "yeah he doesn't sound fluent but i'm sure he probably knows what he's saying." Then I found this comment and spit over my laptop again. So thank you.

[@offthesidelines]

"Cheval" is just horse though, not mare (which would be "jument").

[@Vesdus]

@@offthesidelines Yes, but he said 'la cheval' which to me would imply the horse is female - because cheval is typically a masculine noun. It sounds wrong because it's poor grammar.

[@charliem.p.4864]

Le pamplemousse est dans la bibliothèque?! Ahahahah! Greg cracks me up!!

[@mrflippers7864]

THE LADY DOWEGES DOES NOT PLAY GAMES! I spat lemonade over my keyboard.... ffs

[@Higsterx]

Greg is hilarious in this scene!!

[@TiffanyWongCL]

horse in the garden, grapefruit in the library, pig in the bakery. what has the world come to?

[@kjamison5951]

trump in the White House?

[@jdgovender900]

😂😂😂

[@Nebuloid1]

@@kjamison5951 Merde !

[@jmac79ers]

SILENCE!!! Ecoutez!!!! I love it! Just like my grade eight french teacher!

[@Pseudonymonic]

I love the fact that Hugh calls Greg "Tall Man" despite the fact tha Humphrey Ker is almost as tall and Justin isn't far behind.

[@flippetskater]

British comedy seems to be full of *actual* giants. It's odd, but I'm into it. 😄

[@gary.h.turner]

As is "LITTLE ALEX HORNE"!

[@SuperRand13]

Love Greg!! And Hugh's eye twitch at the end was a nice touch xD

[@Gourgandise]

I'm French and this is hilarious!

[@Miniredfoxette]

Do you happen to know what he's actually saying if it makes any sense at all😂? (I would like to know because I don't speak French and am rather curious)

[@Vesdus]

@@Miniredfoxette Round 1: "Silence! Listen and repeat! Where is the horse?! x3 No! He is in the garden!" Round 2: "So! Question! Where is the grapefruit?! No! Listen! Where is the grapefruit?! No! He is in the library!" Weak Link: "Oh no!" "Where is the pig? Where is the little pig? He's in the... He's in the... ???"

[@Miniredfoxette]

@@Vesdus oh my goodness, thank you so much! Knowing what he says makes it even funnier it's beautiful. Thank you I really appreciate that!!

[@Miniredfoxette]

@@Vesdus oh goodness that makes it so much better😂

[@ReginaRR]

@@Vesdus 😅🤣 ohhh, that's what he was saying. I don't know French too. Thanks Merci.

[@MrCodgod666]

omg clicked on this by mistake but soooooooooo glad I did Cant stop laughing . Briillllllll xxxx

[@evegasse6999]

I'm just glad they found the horse.

[@dob1997]

there are tears in my eyes this is incredible

[@beamfall]

@MadMaMat Actually the last word he said was "patiserie" which means bakery in french, everything he said was indeed french.

[@Friedl123]

Oh Greg, you wonderful giant of a man.

[@Madfattdeeb]

😂🤣😂 I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!!

[@Jawax1000]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD mercy please!!! the french teacher was the best!!!! LOL!!!

[@jackdubz4247]

3:18 Fun fact: Humphrey Ker is Executive Director of Wrexham AFC.

[@FruttyBeer]

i put this on repeat ... i don't remember how many times just for the "teacher's" lines. and they are funnier and funnier =)))

[@MsPrincessVamp]

I wish I had Greg as my Frenck teacher... would be soooo much more fun

[@dnakatomiuk]

BBC didn't give this show a chance

[@jan3211200]

choked on the salad i was eating ... greg please stop i can eat when you make me laugh so hard

[@MISSwotsHERname]

THE GRAPEFRUIT IS IN THE LIBRARY!!!!

[@notttom]

But where ARE the grapefruits?

[@Nixx0912]

3 years living in France and I've never heard anybody referring to boobs like that, apart Herr Flick in ALLO,ALLO maby.

[@NormanMatchem]

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! He kicks out the FUNNIEST of the bunch?!

[@NormanMatchem]

***** What? Who's French?

[@freakazoid4691]

I thought the guy pissed off at the BBC was the funniest with Greg a close second.

[@Challa1701]

This was the best scene ever

[@ГітаЗахир]

These three men are as tall as towers

[@drytaffin]

OMG, I'm french and this was hilarious.

[@candyfloss20000]

THE FRENCH TEACHERR !! AHAHAHAHHAAAA !! XD

[@beamfall]

Ya he said "tout a l'heure" which is goodbye, quite fitting since he was leaving!

[@Dyl45Lufc]

SILONCE!

[@SidneyBroadshead]

*_Fast and Loose_* (S1, Ep3; 28 January 2011) Host: Hugh Dennis Segment: Weak Links Contestants (left to right): Humphrey Kerr, Greg Davies, Jessica Ransom, Justin Edwards.

[@Chickenbranches]

THE GRAPEFRUIT IS IN THE LIBRARY!!

[@andrewbailey7999]

I didn't hear "patisserie," I heard "petit souris" and was very confused as to why a pig would be in a small mouse

[@carlossaroufim]

I laughed till I cried

[@Foggyboattrip]

At the end he said: "where is my pig, my little pig? He is in the toilet bakery!" ........what a nutter

[@frizby21]

@beamfall Patisserie yes, but it was hard to understand for a french guy ^^ but I don't understand what he's saying just after "I've randomly decided to get rid of Greg", do you?

[@Andy13april64]

I remember the Head Teacher (Greg) who is like him.

[@ArcienPlaysGames]

'In a minute-' "NOOO!!"

[@VenatorUnum]

Bibliotheque? That's a library, no? :3

[@unicorndropbear]

He said patisserie at the end? I thought he said 'petit souris' so little mouse lol xD

[@userSchlonsch]

Greg Davies reminds me of my french teacher in high school

[@TeenageWastelandXx]

I thought he said 'tout, alors' but meant something like 'zut, alors' which would fit the situation

[@Jeffo193]

@HoshiSupernova IL EST DANS LE BIBLIOTHEQUE!!!

[@AccuracyTest]

That's one badass host.

[@theravendemon]

Is there such a thing as a non-scary French teacher?

[@frizby21]

"Tout à l'heure" is not goodbye lol but I think that's what he's saying ^^

[@beffsmith95]

I stopped breathing.

[@Shaun742]

Natasia Demetriou in the crowd at 2:25?

[@Edgartvdarts]

I always use oh eh le poppa moose

[@beamfall]

Tout a l'heure is goodbye in french, not the literal translation but it is the french version of it.

[@evegasse6999]

It just means later, but not as in see you later, just literally a moment in time in the future.

[@ainsbass]

What patisserie? That is definitely a word.

[@MadMaMat]

@TruBeliever4Life Almost... The last word doesn't mean anything, but it's even more funny, and i'm a frog!

[@allasar]

Le pompelmous c'est gone, oui?

[@Meanm3xican]

best bit... 4:05

[@RatelHBadger]

.... patisserie (shrugs)

[@Walker11904]

i think greg actually spoke Spanish🤣

[@ainsbass]

Yeah he was but it was fairly nonsensical. At the end he was asking where is the little pig, it is in the bakery

[@babass71620]

où est le pampemousse? dans a bibiothèque oO I shouldn't be surprised, my first English lesson ever was "wère iz bryan? Bryan iz iiin ze kitchen". English, French, we're all the same when trying to speak a foreign language!! xD

[@tominator999]

@MerlinaWhitlock IN THE LIBRARY

[@VenatorUnum]

Disregard that, misheard the last word.

[@francaperotti5934]

All I understood from greg library hello no who is the

[@shayannemusic]

Whaaaaa? Hugh?

[@anithono]

he could have spoken english in a french accent!

[@igaut]

Mdr où est le petit cochon? pâtisserie! Bonne réponse Mdr! trop drôle

[@juniourst3ven596]

This was the British version of Who's Line Is It Anyway? 👉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zne5op2enpakp68

[@TruBeliever4Life]

@MISSwotsHERname wait hes really speaking french? lol

[@fernables3125]

OU EST LE PAMPLEMOUSSE????

[@kimshapka3558]

Why is there a grapefruit in the library? You shouldn’t be eating in a library.

[@annamcuthbert3993]

😂

[@carolscott8259]

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

[@makeyourself1988]

😂😂😂😂

[@dagon940]

רגע מביך כששתי התגובות העליונות הם זהות אבל בשפה שונה

[@steviespaind4307]

90% scripted, 10% improv. Funny as fuck though.

[@AWESOME1996AWESOME]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[@billiesrus]

I find these improv shows too cringey. Just not very funny