Fastest ASMR | Fastest Ad, Teacher, Waitress, Interior Design, Movie Theater, Zoo, Nurse, Gym, Nails

[@your_local_lactose_intoler824]

“ I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink…” My cool 2013 gel pens are sobbing

[@nemiangell]

same- *I BOUGHT 30 FOR A REASON*

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@nemiangell *I paid for the entire pack I’m gonna use the entire pack*

[@robinhoodlmfao1816]

Me who has gel pens: 👁👄👁

[@your_local_lactose_intoler824]

@@ur_mom4 lmao I made this account when I was 7 and now I can’t change it back😭💀

[@goldphoenix9.]

@@your_local_lactose_intoler824 you can hide your vids and change your profile pic

[@honeysuckle3130]

Teacher gibi: “How do you do taxes?” The class of ten year olds: *confused crying*

[@peachjellow]

Unrelated but I love your pfp

[@icarus7198]

Me, 22 years old: confused crying

[@peachjellow]

@@gamehackerxs1142 I’ll do you one better, why are taxes

[@Toastedbread08]

Isn't like multiplied or divided by your income?

[@comet3876]

@@peachjellow who are taxes, where is taxes

[@kikiuwu3192]

*Gibi gets the tests back* : "Stop crying" *Gibi as a zoo instructor* : "Please stop screaming"

[@jacksonkretz8620]

“I know you’re getting eaten your upset” rolls eyes

[@dareel228]

*Gibi in a kindergarten* " Stop *breathing* "

[@kikiuwu3192]

@@jacksonkretz8620 hahaha yeah😆

[@kikiuwu3192]

@@dareel228 XD good one

[@SharkosaurusX]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaeaaaaaeehehehehhahahahhaha

[@koicat_]

Zoo Educator Gibi is so passive aggressive 😭 i love it

[@reesemac2064]

Not really passive aggressive

[@nicolemyers7319]

YOU FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE THE I

[@koicat_]

@@nicolemyers7319ISTFG 🧍‍♂️

[@SimplyPops]

I can imagine the number of bloopers on this one haha

[@emilyyy6406]

Time for gibi bloopers volume….. i… forgot..

[@tarty8917]

😂😂 yeah

[@TheManOfPenguin]

She can make another video of bloopers with THIS VIDEO ALONE

[@Przemek-y9v]

Fastest bloopers

[@summermendez7703]

For real 😂

[@goronimus304]

Teacher: "What is the mitochondria?" Every public school kid: *"Long have I waited"*

[@maxthekeeper5458]

everyone: “ThE PoWeRhOusE Of CeLl”

[@finr0y]

@@maxthekeeper5458 Good! Now can you tell me which subject employs mathematical models and abstractions of physical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict natural phenomena?

[@Luminescent_Animations]

My teacher asked this the other day, I answered with "the powerhouse of the cell" and he said I was wrong then kept on saying I was wrong over and over and absolutely slammed me for it, even though everyone else thought exactly the same. I felt lied to in that moment.

[@graysonbully4638]

Lol

[@wern8147]

@@maxthekeeper5458 😭😭

[@Aaden.mp4]

That teacher is the most scarily accurate thing I've ever seen.

[@Alex-G17]

So true

[@ajam2592]

hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊✨

[@tetris6067]

@@ajam2592 no

[@ajam2592]

@@tetris6067 yes!

[@Aaden.mp4]

@@ajam2592 no

[@melaniestan11]

can we just appreciate that every time she switches the light, and it makes a rainbow and it matches her outfit.

[@seulgisz]

‘what’s the mitochondria’ me, instantly: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[@londyswagg8606]

That’s how I remembered it for my cells quiz

[@charlibowler4669]

SAME! WE LEARNT THIS BAHA

[@kate_grey]

Dr. Mike taught me that

[@fabi.a]

@@londyswagg8606 Same lol

[@ajam2592]

hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊💫

[@josisjoe]

“I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” I hated when my teacher didn’t let me use my cool colored pens-

[@Ang_7890]

Same! I tried to use a pink erasable pen once in a class and the teacher got so mad! I literally only ever used pencil before and after that in that class

[@HazaHyperion]

Flexing with my white coloured pens

[@oliverer3]

There was someone in my class once that wrote an essay in a barely visible yellow ink just to spite a teacher they disliked.

[@tinglewolfasmr7548]

Red ink was always a no-no, so I purposely would go to class with only red pens and no pencils just to be an ass 😂

[@ghostii716]

you spend 20 dollars to flex to get cool pens and they’re like “ur not allowed to use cool pens” on the ONE assignment you are writing instead of typing 😭

[@Thatspookybby]

She's definitely channeling her inner Angelica for the interior designer. Love it

[@mayvalley]

Lmao I knew that section reminded me of somebody!

[@melis.account]

He**

[@sacredsucc3155]

@@melis.account he?

[@JustinDoesASMR25]

@@sacredsucc3155 wat

[@natalie-mb9og]

just got done watching her 4th of july video aha

[@isabellamagers6600]

!⏱🫶TIMESTAMPS🫶⏱! 0:00 - 📩Intro✉️ 0:09 - 📺Nord Ad📺 1:22 - 👩‍🏫Teacher👩‍🏫 3:55 - 🍝waitress🍝 5:11 - 👩‍🎨Interior Designer👩‍🎨 7:23 - 🎥Movie Theater Clerk🎥 9:12 - 🦁Zoo Educator🦁 11:28 - 🩹School Nurse🩹 13:13 - 📴Telemarketer📴 14:35 - 🏋️‍♂️Gym Trainer🏋️‍♂️ 16:06 - 💅Nail Saoln💅

[@binotic4269]

There in the description!

[@Daily_videosx0]

tele marketer no sweetie she just scammed her

[@timelesswiftie]

teachers: "pUt yOuR hAnD dOwN, i'll aNsWeR qUeStiOnS aFtEr tHe tEsT" also them after the test: **sees one kid without their hand up but everyone one else has their hand up** no questions? great! and also i accidentally paused at 15:53 and 16:09 wtf 💀 edit: i watched this video again lol

[@lotusbelle1348]

Teacher: “oh I’m sure you did fine stop crying”

[@timelesswiftie]

@@cloudofw3313 omg fr like i would always have the urge to slap that kid

[@timelesswiftie]

@@lotusbelle1348 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I GOT AN A-

[@sideskull5955]

Gibi: “You can try this fabric!” Me: “oh! I like that one!” Gibi: *gets another fabric* “you hate that last fabric, you hate it” Me: “I hate that last fabric, I absolutely hate it”

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

Chloe bourgeois and Audrey bourgeois be like:

[@Cyberpynk]

@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 LMASJSJ YESSSS

[@To4sty_bunz]

😂

[@XawierM77]

@@Cyberpynk 😑

[@Cyberpynk]

@@XawierM77 did I do something wrong?

[@rythegreat1831]

Me: This is an easy test Gibi: *How do you pay taxes* Me: Dam this elevated quickly

[@angry_giraffe9157]

did you? did you made the DAM thing on purpose?

[@Kirbinatorrrr]

am i the only person who somewhat knows how taxes work as a minor

[@colenace6037]

When she went “ok pass em up, jeez stop crying” 😂 💀

[@midnightspy4398]

the answer to that question, kids, is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@TuongNguyen-ql4is]

Can i ask its A, B, C or D, im learning English

[@Harry_Hjelm]

How have you made something as stressful as school so relaxing

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Ikrr

[@syphtaco668]

The teacher skit was amazing and the fact that this went from 1st grade to my freshman year of high school questions and explanations is awesome love that.

[@lu-plays8855]

I know right🤣

[@P3TER_Official23]

Question 6: How to do taxes? 😂

[@maddaintenough]

I laughed so hard on the teacher when she said “PUT YOUR CALCULATOR AWAY”😭

[@unicorninnit2684]

Same

[@simatro9797]

shh

[@VyktoryaSharpeMusic27]

There are loads of people in my class that litterally get it out in GEOGRAPHY

[@-melisa-4551]

👺PUT🙄YOUR👏🏻CALCULATOR😈AWAY💀

[@-melisa-4551]

@@VyktoryaSharpeMusic27 oop-💀👏🏻

[@Sarriiaa]

“I’m physically Incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” 😭

[@ashley_moon1504]

Plot twist the ink is in RAINBOW 🌈 Edit:and she is doing her job wrong because she can’t read it

[@ViniciusJLima]

I am familiar with that pain way more than I should

[@hostilechicken9801]

Poor Timmy 🤣

[@ashley_moon1504]

@@hostilechicken9801 yeah

[@forgetful5476]

She is colorblind to any color but blue or black

[@heyyycaden]

I came up with some names: Teacher: Amy Waiter: Sarah Interior Designer: Mandy Theater Clerk: Sandy Zoo Educator: Lana Nurse: Gabby Telemarketer: Emily (obviously) Gymnast: Wendy Nail Salon Lady: Natalie

[@Wilzoanamatix]

This somehow works

[@Aestheticmoon-h8]

@LuciferTheDuckKingokey

[@Kiara_kh]

Zoo educator literally said her name 😭

[@heyyycaden]

@@Kiara_kh ok ?

[@Kiara_kh]

@@heyyycaden tf u mean ok I was saying that you put *obviously* for Emily because she said her name, but not for the zoo educator. Stop being triggered smh

[@kevinmandrile5074]

16:01 Gibi: "We're gonna end with a little gentle massage." **literally knocks me unconscious**

[@stevewhite4080]

Oh no

[@djnottj]

The Nurse: “I’ll give you a bandage and some ice” Me: my leg is obviously broken in half-

[@kaia8006]

School nurses

[@lemondemon6650]

Bruh that is all the school nurse's

[@nailclippers7409]

LADY MY LEG IS RIPPED OFF WTF IS ICE GONNA DO

[@Halal_Butcher]

Here's a healing potion

[@pencarikamu]

yup thats me

[@djmax01]

Gibi is extremely talented! She could easily become a professional actress.

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

For KZbin wise

[@gingerinvr7399]

Or gibi sins like jeez

[@thewolfgamer2099]

@@gingerinvr7399 Oh no

[@gingerinvr7399]

@@thewolfgamer2099 Oh yes

[@djmax01]

@JCBJDN Fdjjdudd does she?

[@fireaspecter3287]

I used to hate fastest ASMR but now I think it's hilarious

[@britt12what]

As a former server, you going through all the details of the chefs special and then saying "the chicken fingers?", made me bust out laughing and then start crying

[@auto123films3]

I would too

[@headlessharry40]

the server added to much detail one that one special just for them to say “the chicken fingers.” I’m not even a waiter and that was painful

[@srg_burst1234]

@Brittany Joy Did that ever happen to you?

[@theelephantintheroom5516]

This actually happened to me- The sever told me a special they had and she explained it with lots of details (It was a fish) but I said I wanted (Basic order), Because i’m allergic to fish. Her face melted when I said I didn’t want the fish-

[@davidgrace6895]

🥲

[@FlorianEagox]

Oh yes, I sure do love my gaming kitchen, cottage-core bathroom, and dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker room

[@icechicken9184]

Haha

[@fairyandpotato309]

I want a cottage core kitchen a gaming bathroom and a dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker livening room :)

[@jeaniciasparkles]

Ok but I really do want that cottage core bathroom lol

[@CharleyWright-w1y]

that cost you $800 just for the idea

[@FlorianEagox]

@@CharleyWright-w1y worth every penny.

[@lilyguo1509]

I can’t believe how accurate the zoo educator is especially “can everyone say hello miss Gibi”

[@strangerthingslover5941]

Hi

[@BrickEaterYes]

Gibi as a zoo educator gives me the impression that she doesn't like children and as a child myself I don't like them either. Edit:sorry I meant us

[@lukineo2329]

@@BrickEaterYes im not a kid but same

[@Smile-pw3ow]

The school nurse one was so lovely!…It really relaxed me and she was just so nice!

[@alguem4017]

"My stomach hurts, I think I have appendicitis..." Gibi: "Don't worry, just put this pack of ice in your *appendix* "

[@ZacKeeper]

I love that line lol

[@robv7433]

XD

[@melon5031]

I broke my arm, ice

[@ward2169]

I chopped my head off, ice

[@scp_darkness4749]

That bandaid and ice pack healed my Lyme disease, mono, and appendicitis.

[@cindyqin-studyingaccount4254]

Gibi :"Can anyone guess what the anteater eats?" SoMeOne RaNdOm : "Bananas" Gibi "Not bananas can anyone else guess what the A N T E A T E R eats?"

[@dd11111]

NGL that line had some Jema985 energy in it.

[@patboi9384]

Thats exactly what my comment was😂

[@pachycha]

XD

[@TheOriginalSomeRandomGuy]

“That’s right they eat ants!” That one kid who said bananas:😮

[@Therizzyrizzler-y4z]

The way she says it was so much aggression is so hilarious

[@birchbarks550]

"I'm physically incapable of reading anything that isn't black or blue" ACCURATE

[@shoobydooby0]

Love the pfp :")

[@birchbarks550]

@@shoobydooby0 love yours as well dude :,) memento mori brother

[@dalinezd2837]

Ayyee Memento mori friend :)

[@AuntyBethra]

Confusion and lots of spiny eyes

[@shoobydooby0]

@@birchbarks550 memento mori

[@okbutwhy1410]

Let’s appreciate the fact the she can talk so fast without stumbling over her own tongue. 👅🏃‍♀️

[@chloeprice9649]

"How do you do taxes?" "What do you mean? I didn't teach you that? Well you're just supposed to know." *The accuracy on this woman*

[@maddy7447]

@ShakeeASMR 😂

[@battlelandgaming3077]

They taught it at my school, my classmates just didn't pay attention

[@alexmartinez6559]

@@maddy7447 hi my name is skyyyyy and I am here to support girls scout cookies four dollars an box would you like some / sure what flavors you got well I got banana pecan mint

[@OhkayForReal]

@@alexmartinez6559 KFC cookies are better

[@alexmartinez6559]

Hi

[@chloe_bails6601]

I love how the zoo keeper is literally scared of the kids

[@Resi1ience]

It's more like hatred

[@Luvexria]

@Jackson Tito ya to @Chloe_Playz GG or turtorial: brush him?

[@ayaan2546]

aye yo 666 likes

[@leviachan-storm6733]

666 likes marker; Thursday September 9th, 4:05PM 2021.

[@avocado7083]

Ya

[@littlebodymusicalheart]

gibi’s mind when she’s showing the interior designs: *“frick, its not focusing.”*

[@yourlocaltheatrefreak]

ikr

[@Ronaldoemp]

2nd reply:)

[@yoni999]

True

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

Ye

[@Korii_13]

Trueeee

[@petergriffin012]

I'm so happy to discover this amazing woman. I love her videos. They help me get calm. I don't usually get calm bc of my several issues such as adhd and ocd. Her voice touches my brain and feels amazing. I hope she'll never stop making these kinda beautiful relaxing videos.

[@theoverheavenchicken6767]

Can we all just step back and appreciate how she insults us in a unique ways in all of these?

[@malwadiabhavini]

I would prefer not too I already have a very low self esteem -_-

[@euphoria7965]

@@malwadiabhavini Too bad.

[@goncalofreitas2094]

@Theoverheavenchicken Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

[@TheInsideofaWildMind]

I’m ur 800th like :)

[@stormflavored8829]

@@malwadiabhavini yeah most viewers probably do but its still funny

[@picklerick5057]

No one: Interior designer Gibi: "We can do highschool locker room. I think that really suits your personality"

[@bengo1236]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@N-VAMusic]

I can't tell if she called us immature or perverts XD

[@demroles6996]

Why did you say no one

[@TwistedUser21]

Teacher Gibi: "How do you do taxes?" Me: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

[@Apex-Eyesoblue]

Lol

[@ThePickler47]

tbf mitochondria was one of the questions

[@Shaiapoufff]

Me: whit my PRECIOUS money

[@emilycamille7254]

I literally work for the irs and I still don’t know how, I just go to a tax lady lol

[@Mildenstein13]

Nice Brandon Bowen joke lol

[@emeraldsadventures-kidstra7464]

She nailed the school nurse! It felt like I was actually at sick bay!

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Yasss

[@GibiASMR]

I was watching this back and forreal thought I had the speed setting on 1.5x 💀

[@SynergyMaxDE]

Thats the way you have to watch it to become the ASMR Godess

[@tight_as_bark376]

Now I wanna try that

[@jxderin]

please i'm on the verge of tears after that teacher segment

[@madsssssssssssssss]

That's what's so beautiful about these videos. Btw the teacher was scarily accurate to actual teachers

[@ochilling2124]

Make more please

[@allihaynie4404]

“Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?” Me, half asleep: “giant ants”

[@dbtorrin9846]

Gi-ANTS

[@longneckpeacock8223]

My throat hurts and when I saw your comment my throat probs died from laughing

[@angelthequaintrelle2498]

I frickin said “eats”

[@mcartoons7692]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@suck_my_dick231]

Me: *mumbles*.. carrot?

[@stunningcarrot0951]

I LOVE this series, massive tingles all the time

[@fhvys]

SAMEE

[@alydareli4588]

Same

[@SupahSmashBrotha96]

I was listening to the first one earlier today and fell asleep 😴

[@AlphaCrystal21]

I didn't get tingles. But I stayed for the entertainment😂

[@jk09012]

OMG same favorite series

[@piperandava1705]

~TIMESTAMPS~ 0:00 = Intro 0:08 = Nord 1:22 = Fastest Teacher 3:55 = Fastest Waitress 5:11 = Fastest Interior Designer 7:23 = Fastest Movie Theatre Clerk 9:12 = Fastest Zoo Educator 11:28 = Fastest School Nurse 13:13 = Fastest Telemarketer 14:35 = Fastest Gym Trainer 16:06 = Fastest Nail Salon Goodnight Everyone!

[@AnnabethChase550]

Thx it really help me

[@corevortex2]

​@@AnnabethChase550 amazing name 11/10

[@Izzypookiebea4]

She is now officially closest to barbie: she has literally ever single job possible Edit: OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! THE ONLY AMOUNT OF LIKED I HAD BEFORE WERE 2 LIKES! LOVE U GUYS!

[@purpleisraiyen]

daisy in the back like:

[@cloudyskysily1387]

Yep

[@HatTrick.]

Female Johnny Sins

[@hiimshort4595]

@@HatTrick. i swear i've seen you somewhere before but i can't remember where lol

[@slurrpyslurp6449]

Nah she Mrs. rabbit. (Peppa pig)

[@barrettbaker8721]

Gibi is like Barbie, she has like every job on the planet

[@thatblasterkid7114]

johnny sins

[@clay6714]

@@thatblasterkid7114 better than the comment bruh

[@ouch2229]

@@clay6714 damn he beat me to it

[@hahacookie6418]

LMAO OMG🤣🤣

[@prism2900]

Even those that don't exist

[@lacrimosaasf8698]

"Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?" "No, not bananas" 😭💀

[@SteveDice21]

Giant ants

[@jacobduggan8008]

Termites

[@beanz6958]

Definitely not responding to this comment since you too have a Yelena pfp👀

[@maroullis07]

@@beanz6958 definitely not responding to tell you nobody gives a shit about that👀

[@wakerisawake]

@@maroullis07 dude you fucking killed her damn

[@KingKloudyii]

The Zookeeper was probably the only enthusiastic teacher I ever met that I didn't hate 😂 Look at the size of those muscles 😮

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

I feel like anything but 4:07 as the thumbnail is a mistake. Also, i love the video :D

[@kimya141]

XD

[@bagelzen2695]

I LOVE YOU ARTICULATE 💜💜💜💜

[@oli.n3747]

Hello matt

[@callmejimpickens5558]

That is reserved for the bloopers vid

[@somebodythatanimates3938]

Hi checkmark

[@ejmoretto17]

“Awh i’m sure you did fine.” Literally two seconds later: “Stop crying.” 🤣

[@jinlee5870]

lol

[@Vicky_minaj]

Lmao

[@Marzhmallowznakii]

I ruined the likes, they we're at 777

[@ejmoretto17]

Huh? That’s weird!

[@breidyvargas5421]

@@Marzhmallowznakii wow just wow

[@miarosie7551]

How is nobody talking about the “they named this one after you” with the nerd candy LMFAOOOO

[@disposablerecord]

Seriously ! The first thing I thought was the fact that my neighbor always calls me a nerd. (Not in a bad way he says he actually really likes it about me)

[@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf]

I felt insulted when she said that

[@Deitheth]

I was looking for this comment longer than it deserves

[@miarosie7551]

Deitheth literally lmao she said it so fast I couldn’t stop laughing

[@Loona.tha.hound866]

@@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf cry about it

[@Wolf1216ify]

I loved the telemarketer! A full video of her slowly realizing she works for a scam would be so funny 😂

[@singingofsilver]

I currently have it on loop, my favourite

[@DrFrankenolly]

Friend: ”so how was the nail salon?” Me: ”well she did them quick, but it was hard to see what she actually did to my nails through all the blood….”

[@miss.arielle]

💀

[@ILoveHotMoms_9322]

@@miss.arielle oh hi. Your doing the thing for the “cult” as well?

[@sincerelyhann]

@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 aizen culttttt

[@miss.arielle]

@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 hello and yes

[@miss.arielle]

@@sincerelyhann yesss I like how all the replies right now are from the Aizen cult lol

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

*TIMMY DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK!?!?!* ......................That's okay POP QUIZ!

[@SupahSmashBrotha96]

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

@@SupahSmashBrotha96 is that a Crocker quote? Because it’s not the name of the show.

[@SupahSmashBrotha96]

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Yeah

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

How come you have only 3 replies

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 Well now its 5 lol

[@Andrestireddd]

Why is no one talking about Gibi’s interior design game, I mean gamer kitchen and cottage core bathroom, TAKE. MY. MONEY.

[@sl.4423]

A gaming kitchen is possibly the worst idea known to man.

[@xenluv2169]

@@sl.4423 who hurt you

[@sl.4423]

@@xenluv2169 Just a fact, don't be bothered by it

[@glowysarah99]

@@sl.4423 I think it’s gonna look kinda good..but it’s ur opinion!

[@krystofkabatek556]

@@xenluv2169 Why are you crying over truth

[@kregdesu9530]

A lot of good humor in this video that went by so fast I almost missed it, and that's what I love about it.

[@nataliek4560]

10:15 “can anyone else guess what the ANTeater eats?” (shakes zipper violently)

[@kadengood5304]

Ummm. I think they eat zippers

[@shelbykutil9743]

This has a “I procrastinated and now have 3 papers, 2 readings, 8 assignments, and 6 discussion posts due and only 5 hours to do them” vibes.

[@TheFruitBowl125]

As someone who is currently procrastinating on schoolwork by watching this video, this comment is just a lil too accurate 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@kellenchang473]

@@TheFruitBowl125 bro you still have school that is sad I had my 8th grade graduation on june 15th

[@alexisflammang8619]

@@kellenchang473 bro we got done in the last day of may

[@lauranelken1848]

@@kellenchang473 I never end school. I'm homeschooled so I never have a reason to stop.

[@unknownracertm5088]

@@kellenchang473 your still a child that’s sad

[@goodghoul684]

me: *tries to pacifically fall asleep* Gibi: would you like to order dessert now? me: Actually, I'm supposed to sl- Gibi: So, we have ice-cream vanilla, ice-cream chocolate (...) me: *gets up and attacks the fridge*

[@clt2throwed]

LMAOOOOOOOO🤣😂😂😂

[@fadadapple]

Unhealthy

[@arcurs5786]

At least you’re not atlantically trying to fall asleep

[@MelsASMRCottage]

@@arcurs5786 yes lol

[@NaTeEzY27]

@@fadadapple has m o mop mnoon.

[@JayGT3]

What I really love with this is that it isn’t slow and annoying that makes me want to punch a pillow it’s fast and is actually like real life like a waiter doesn’t go what……….. do ……..you ……want *mouth noises*

[@Resi1ience]

Damn, bro, it sounds like ASMR may not be your thing.

[@JayGT3]

@@Resi1ience Nah just certain asmr I prefer realistic 😅

[@kairicrocker1082]

Everyone is talking about the teacher but not how she played the nurse role perfectly

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

Teacher>nurse

[@Lucas52931]

i thought the teacher was better until i heard “here i’ll give you an ice pack”. my respect spiked when i heard “how about i give you another ice pack?”

[@beheadedcousins6494]

If it was the uk it would be a wet paper towel 😂😂

[@juliedionne4110]

She literally said “oh this is named after you” the candy was nerds lol love her

[@areebfareed4404]

Loll LMAOO i was lit on the floor after that love her too!

[@disnord1067]

That face when she said “dining alone tonight?” Gives me nightmares

[@tikarizky5747]

✋😭🤚

[@avr0ra862]

i thought she said "are you dying alone tonight?"

[@faithpainter1877]

@@avr0ra862 LOL

[@elizabethspitz6221]

the fact its not wrong

[@Andre-xo8gx]

3:57

[@beaztsapro4746]

This is my fav role play video for me .... i love this video for ever I listen to this daily

[@puffin1511]

The first segment is just Gibi ranting about how schools don’t teach things you’ll need later in life.

[@jackdonohue7893]

Fortunately they do teach those things

[@amoss.zachywacky9041]

@@jackdonohue7893 no they don’t

[@jackdonohue7893]

@@amoss.zachywacky9041 eh

[@Madeline-XoXo]

@@jackdonohue7893 they donate that’s why I LOVE SCHOOL

[@sgmmmmmmmmmm]

@@jackdonohue7893 Idk about public schools but they teach a little bit of it in private school.

[@dareel228]

Gibi: Okay pass them over.. stop crying Me: why is this so relatble yet makes me feel like *I should be suing*

[@CorviOSC]

Same lol

[@77jamie77]

What I love about Gibi’s fastest ASMR is she jokes around during it

[@whatsafterlike8878]

she also insults me lmao

[@77jamie77]

@@whatsafterlike8878 fr

[@seasunshine7550]

I love the fast ASMRs at work I don’t fall asleep stay entertained and my fidgeting calms because it tricks my brain to thinking I’m fidgeting when I’m not

[@mini-bz4rk]

Me when she showed the samples for interior designer: “How does this make you feel?” 1st, hotel chair 2nd, hotel drapes 3rd, hotel rug Maybe I need a vacation.

[@idoazu]

hehe! the 2nd kind of reminded me of those decorative pillows at the foot of hotel beds...

[@noahpacefan]

What's a hotel

[@julieelsen5689]

@@idoazu truueeee, that's also what first came to my mind!!

[@Lucas52931]

why is this accurate? lmao

[@alanmolina79]

Gibi: gives a algebra question Class of 10 year olds: THERE'S LETTERS IN MATH??????

[@deodeo7620]

Me 6 years later: OMG I FINALLY FOUND A NUMBER AGAIN IN MATH NO MORE GOD DAMN VARIABLES LMAO

[@r_i_v_e_r1407]

@@deodeo7620 FOR REAL THOUGH

[@hiddenassacin5530]

Me after high-school : THERE'S NUMBERS IN MATH???????

[@iamanoob9747]

@@deodeo7620 Was the number e

[@MaddySleepy]

👍🙏👍

[@ASMRMONSTER]

Fast ASMR is an olympic sport I swear. My fingers just cant cope, and Gibi going HAM on the speech without a stumble. Get Gibi the gold medal

[@lennym4594]

I don’t know if there already is one, but if not we need a full video with the school nurse accent please, it’s so relaxing! Thank you Gibi!

[@youraverageperson4931]

She really went for realism and humor on this one

[@le9506]

"The Land before time but its an edited version where his mom doesn't die" Ah yes the classics

[@ZeldaNerd222]

For once, i know what it is :D

[@arandomchild4250]

I love how she does the asmr seriously but adds her own little comedic parts like the “3 paragraph with introduction and conclusion” essay question on the pop quiz! It makes the asmr so much more fun 😆

[@hearts4ozzy]

10:10 BRUH I WAS DYING LAUGHING AT THE AGGRESSIVE 👹ANT👹 eater

[@Mimi_xplays]

Why do I feel like EVERY teacher is like “ I don’t care if I didn’t teach you this you should just must know it!!”

[@Heafsickle]

They arent, you either didnt pay attention or theyre really dumb idiots

[@Vinixx333]

Nah my mom is a great teacher

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

@@Heafsickle well they give you tests near the beginning of the school year to see what u know even if they didn’t teach you. So

[@Heafsickle]

@@VonDoom-qr1me cap

[@HarryStikers]

@@Heafsickle No, they are. I paid perfect attention in most of my classes, they still swore up and down they taught us stuff that even the straight A kids didn't understand.

[@scottbecker4367]

Gibi: *talks about chef's special dish* Me: Nah, I'll take the chicken fingers. Gibi: The chicken fingers. Ok. Me: 👀

[@samuariz]

I love when it goes as planned lol

[@carolinam.cabala6323]

"Oh stop crying" That really got me, i wasn't ready for that

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Lmao I'm genuinely crying and when she said that it actually scared me 😂

[@Ash-lx1hu]

My face lit up when you said air bud i love that show when i was 12 i would sit and binge all the movies on them i loved them and still do

[@alyssacorbin4376]

Gibi: what is the mitochondria? *Me at 2 in the morning trying not to scream the powerhouse of the cell*

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

Mitochondria is multiple mitochondrion. The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell

[@sevcuxia8327]

its 2:44 for me lmao

[@olives1629]

Actually I’d say it’s more like the site of aerobic respiration to be exact

[@hiraeth213]

LMAO FR

[@ThatmfGhost]

I dont know who i am. I dont know where i am. All i know. Is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@princenotsocharming195]

I can’t even imagine how much bloopers and effort this takes for gibi to do, can we all just have a round of applause for Gibi and appreciate the work she does for our sleep! Thank you Gibi and if u heart my comment it would mean the world to me

[@MaddySleepy]

Yes exactly

[@SmoothOperator739]

“Can anyone else tell me what the **has 17 simultaneous seizures** anteater eats?”

[@GabrielGonzalez-un7rx]

This has 17 simultaneous likes on it.

[@thelozer7306]

uh- ithink it eats apples

[@thelozer7306]

anteater:0-0why is she having a seizuire..

[@Wanderers_Cafe]

I literally read this when this part came up

[@charlossen]

timestamp?

[@Bgdf007]

13:08 Gibi how'd you know I was going into Algebra this year holy-

[@denaelilly9795]

omg the nurse I can’t, that’s literally how they act 😂😂 also she should totally do more telemarketer role plays, I liked the microphone/headset she used

[@emilianotejeda18]

“Ok stop crying” I’m laughing 😂

[@niamh205]

That whole teacher part gave me so much anxiety 💀

[@voidamx4283]

Please that’s me in school

[@lucykelly6784]

Ikr

[@IWIWAD21]

"Timothy, did you do your homework?... You didn't?" Fastest Demonic Aura...

[@Mejj789]

teacher nen ability...detention

[@RacoonWife_Battie]

@odzul djordje kecić Are you okay? You seem you be having a life crisis and taking it out on others.

[@IWIWAD21]

@odzul djordje kecić I can't tell if your serious or joking.... Cuz I love Gibi's content ❤️️ So don't report her man

[@alinab.3255]

Oh wow... the school nurse and the magical bag of ice or the magical wet napkin.... Such good memories.....

[@GreyscaleGod]

G: "It's a mammal because..." Me: "It has mammaries." G: "It has fur!" Ah...

[@genera1013]

The platypus tho....

[@MaddySleepy]

Yesss 🙏👍

[@buildybearmc8129]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LC-kj9bi]

@@genera1013platypus is mammal

[@evelynnvernaz]

@@genera1013 the platypus has mammary glands

[@carey_8]

The nurse one was ON POINT, "Can I give you another Ice pack"

[@Isabelle-mf9zs]

Our school doesn't even have ice packs, i fell right on my head on the running track, went to the reception and they gave me ice cubes in rubber gloves- 😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭

[@carey_8]

@@Isabelle-mf9zs Lol!

[@thebeechild1323]

mine think giving you thums (I can’t spell.a medication) helps you from throwing up ( I threw up 8 times from them giving me thums and eating the lunch)

[@chemist_she4001]

Gibi: "How do you spell guitar? great! Now, if zinc and copper were put in a galvanic cell which one would be the anode and which would be the cathode?" The child: "um...does guitar have an h in it?"

[@DaCrimsonRose]

12:03 YES a band-aid will TOTTALY HELP ME, and so will a FREAKING ICE PACK!!!

[@anyabhatia]

TIMESTAMPS: (I know she put the timestamps in the description but sometimes people look in the comments so that is why I am putting it in the comments :) ) 0:00 - Intro 0:08 - Fastest Ad (Sponsor Nord VPN) 1:22 - Fastest Teacher Role-play 3:55 - Fastest Waitress Role-play 5:11 - Fastest Interior Designer Role-play 7:23 - Fastest Movie theatre check Role-play 9:12 - Fastest Zoo Educator Role-play 11:28 - Fastest school Nurse Role-play 13:13 - Fastest Telemarketer Role-play 14:35 - Fastest Gym trainer Role-play 16:06 - Fastest nail salon Role-play

[@emmapoutiainen6062]

Thank you :)

[@anyabhatia]

@@emmapoutiainen6062 you are most welcome :)

[@0ffixiallyAva]

What I love about Gibi is that she does her job correctly but also gives a lot of comedy 😊

[@oluwatiseoyagha8208]

she gave a kid who had apendicitas a band dande

[@LAVA_X_ZERO]

​@@oluwatiseoyagha8208are you acoustic?

[@leahl5007]

“Are you dining alone tonight???” (Proceeds to blink her judgement into my soul like a branding iron!)

[@Kiralmao]

yyeah

[@thefoxnamedalea8554]

Actually I was dining with the demon in my head *hmph!*

[@leahl5007]

@@thefoxnamedalea8554 jokes on her then!

[@liv6155]

i deadass thought she said “are you dying alone tonight?”

[@leahl5007]

@@liv6155 waaaahhhh! 😂 That’ll get your attention!

[@entahtaktau-fq4ms]

9:06 gibi:just the medium the medium:💀

[@lynallen4926]

“ok stop crying” HAS ME WEAK 😭 3:48

[@ccct4520]

Kid: “mY APPENDIX IS BURSTING” School Nurse Gibi: “i can give you a bandaid :)”

[@yesto3rrishuman]

Other kid: “I think I got 2 concussions” School Nurse Gibi: “Ok, here’s a ice pack now to pack to class :D” (if you didn’t know your second concussion is worse then your first one)

[@cuppajoe2]

this made me laugh too much

[@Positive.mindd_]

I could only think really agressively: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. We don't even learn that here.

[@kingtozzfan3269]

Same

[@xxkitkatkatiexx9990]

Same

[@noone-ks9ce]

Same

[@130degreeski7]

Same

[@realkayds]

Literally sarcastically said “POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL” in my head lmao!!

[@loopinberri]

To say I did a belly laugh when I saw that the "medium soda" was a full-on bucket, would be an understatement.