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0:00 - Intro
0:08 - Nord
1:22 - Fastest Teacher
3:55 - Fastest Waitress
5:11 - Fastest Interior Designer
7:23 - Fastest Movie Theatre Clerk
9:12 - Fastest Zoo Educator
11:28 - Fastest School Nurse
13:13 - Fastest Telemarketer
14:35 - Fastest Gym Trainer
16:06 - Fastest Nail Salon
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[@honeysuckle3130]

Teacher gibi: “How do you do taxes?” The class of ten year olds: *confused crying*

[@peachjellow]

Unrelated but I love your pfp

[@icarus7198]

Me, 22 years old: confused crying

[@peachjellow]

@@gamehackerxs1142 I’ll do you one better, why are taxes

[@Captain08PS4]

Isn't like multiplied or divided by your income?

[@comet3876]

@@peachjellow who are taxes, where is taxes

[@your_local_lactose_intoler824]

“ I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink…” My cool 2013 gel pens are sobbing

[@madzcore]

same- *I BOUGHT 30 FOR A REASON*

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@madzcore *I paid for the entire pack I’m gonna use the entire pack*

[@robinhoodlmfao1816]

Me who has gel pens: 👁👄👁

[@your_local_lactose_intoler824]

@@ur_mom4 lmao I made this account when I was 7 and now I can’t change it back😭💀

[@goldphoenix9.]

@@your_local_lactose_intoler824 you can hide your vids and change your profile pic

[@koicat_]

Zoo Educator Gibi is so passive aggressive 😭 i love it

[@reesemac2064]

Not really passive aggressive

[@nicolemyers7319]

YOU FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE THE I

[@koicat_]

@@nicolemyers7319ISTFG 🧍‍♂️

[@KayarIsPro]

Mrs. Gibi really went from kindergarten to college in less than a minute and it is so accurate

[@seulgisz]

‘what’s the mitochondria’ me, instantly: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

[@londyswagg8606]

That’s how I remembered it for my cells quiz

[@charlibowler4669]

SAME! WE LEARNT THIS BAHA

[@kate_grey]

Dr. Mike taught me that

[@fabi.a]

@@londyswagg8606 Same lol

[@ajam2592]

hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊💫

[@goronimus304]

Teacher: "What is the mitochondria?" Every public school kid: *"Long have I waited"*

[@maxthekeeper5458]

everyone: “ThE PoWeRhOusE Of CeLl”

[@finr0y]

@@maxthekeeper5458 Good! Now can you tell me which subject employs mathematical models and abstractions of physical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict natural phenomena?

[@Luminescent_Animations]

My teacher asked this the other day, I answered with "the powerhouse of the cell" and he said I was wrong then kept on saying I was wrong over and over and absolutely slammed me for it, even though everyone else thought exactly the same. I felt lied to in that moment.

[@graysonbully4638]

Lol

[@wern8147]

@@maxthekeeper5458 😭😭

[@Harry_Hjelm]

How have you made something as stressful as school so relaxing

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Ikrr

[@fireaspecter3287]

I used to hate fastest ASMR but now I think it's hilarious

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

*TIMMY DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK!?!?!* ......................That's okay POP QUIZ!

[@SupahSmashBrotha96]

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

[@imsorrythankyouplease7613]

@@SupahSmashBrotha96 is that a Crocker quote? Because it’s not the name of the show.

[@SupahSmashBrotha96]

@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Yeah

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

How come you have only 3 replies

[@ColoradoSportsFan178]

@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 Well now its 5 lol

[@kikiuwu3192]

*Gibi gets the tests back* : "Stop crying" *Gibi as a zoo instructor* : "Please stop screaming"

[@jacksonkretz8620]

“I know you’re getting eaten your upset” rolls eyes

[@dareeltrieseverything288]

*Gibi in a kindergarten* " Stop *breathing* "

[@kikiuwu3192]

@@jacksonkretz8620 hahaha yeah😆

[@kikiuwu3192]

@@dareeltrieseverything288 XD good one

[@SharkosaurusX]

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaeaaaaaeehehehehhahahahhaha

[@okbutwhy1410]

Let’s appreciate the fact the she can talk so fast without stumbling over her own tongue. 👅🏃‍♀️

[@hearts4pookie11]

can we just appreciate that every time she switches the light, and it makes a rainbow and it matches her outfit.

[@josisjoe]

“I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” I hated when my teacher didn’t let me use my cool colored pens-

[@Ang_7890]

Same! I tried to use a pink erasable pen once in a class and the teacher got so mad! I literally only ever used pencil before and after that in that class

[@HazaHyperion]

Flexing with my white coloured pens

[@oliverer3]

There was someone in my class once that wrote an essay in a barely visible yellow ink just to spite a teacher they disliked.

[@tinglewolfasmr7548]

Red ink was always a no-no, so I purposely would go to class with only red pens and no pencils just to be an ass 😂

[@ghostii716]

you spend 20 dollars to flex to get cool pens and they’re like “ur not allowed to use cool pens” on the ONE assignment you are writing instead of typing 😭

[@Sarriiaa]

“I’m physically Incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” 😭

[@ashley_moon1504]

Plot twist the ink is in RAINBOW 🌈 Edit:and she is doing her job wrong because she can’t read it

[@ViniciusJLima]

I am familiar with that pain way more than I should

[@hostilechicken9801]

Poor Timmy 🤣

[@ashley_moon1504]

@@hostilechicken9801 yeah

[@forgetful5476]

She is colorblind to any color but blue or black

[@emeraldsadventures-kidstra7464]

She nailed the school nurse! It felt like I was actually at sick bay!

[@duckysguidetoshipping8930]

Yasss

[@alinab.3255]

Oh wow... the school nurse and the magical bag of ice or the magical wet napkin.... Such good memories.....

[@Aaden.mp4]

That teacher is the most scarily accurate thing I've ever seen.

[@Alex-G17]

So true

[@ajam2592]

hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊✨

[@tetris6067]

@@ajam2592 no

[@ajam2592]

@@tetris6067 yes!

[@Aaden.mp4]

@@ajam2592 no

[@GibiASMR]

I was watching this back and forreal thought I had the speed setting on 1.5x 💀

[@synergymaxde7290]

Thats the way you have to watch it to become the ASMR Godess

[@tight_as_bark376]

Now I wanna try that

[@jxderin]

please i'm on the verge of tears after that teacher segment

[@madsssssssssssssss]

That's what's so beautiful about these videos. Btw the teacher was scarily accurate to actual teachers

[@ochilling2124]

Make more please

[@Wolf1216ify]

I loved the telemarketer! A full video of her slowly realizing she works for a scam would be so funny 😂

[@singingofsilver]

I currently have it on loop, my favourite

[@jackmelford5892]

What I really love with this is that it isn’t slow and annoying that makes me want to punch a pillow it’s fast and is actually like real life like a waiter doesn’t go what……….. do ……..you ……want *mouth noises*

[@Resi1ience]

Damn, bro, it sounds like ASMR may not be your thing.

[@jackmelford5892]

@@Resi1ience Nah just certain asmr I prefer realistic 😅

[@Izzypookiebea4]

She is now officially closest to barbie: she has literally ever single job possible Edit: OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! THE ONLY AMOUNT OF LIKED I HAD BEFORE WERE 2 LIKES! LOVE U GUYS!

[@purpleisraiyen]

daisy in the back like:

[@cloudyskysily1387]

Yep

[@HatTrick.]

Female Johnny Sins

[@hiimshort4595]

@@HatTrick. i swear i've seen you somewhere before but i can't remember where lol

[@slurrpyslurp6449]

Nah she Mrs. rabbit. (Peppa pig)

[@birchbarks550]

"I'm physically incapable of reading anything that isn't black or blue" ACCURATE

[@shoobydooby0]

Love the pfp :")

[@birchbarks550]

@@shoobydooby0 love yours as well dude :,) memento mori brother

[@dalinezd2837]

Ayyee Memento mori friend :)

[@AuntyBethra]

Confusion and lots of spiny eyes

[@shoobydooby0]

@@birchbarks550 memento mori

[@kingkloudy5276]

The Zookeeper was probably the only enthusiastic teacher I ever met that I didn't hate 😂 Look at the size of those muscles 😮

[@maxiisasmr3449]

I came up with some names: Teacher: Amy Waiter: Sarah Interior Designer: Mandy Theater Clerk: Sandy Zoo Educator: Lana Nurse: Gabby Telemarketer: Emily (obviously) Gymnast: Wendy Nail Salon Lady: Natalie

[@TwistedUser21]

Teacher Gibi: "How do you do taxes?" Me: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

[@Apex-Eyesoblue]

Lol

[@ThePickler47]

tbf mitochondria was one of the questions

[@Shaiapoufff]

Me: whit my PRECIOUS money

[@emilycamille7254]

I literally work for the irs and I still don’t know how, I just go to a tax lady lol

[@bakermayfieldbutgood6559]

Nice Brandon Bowen joke lol

[@maddox_7959]

I laughed so hard on the teacher when she said “PUT YOUR CALCULATOR AWAY”😭

[@unicorninnit2684]

Same

[@simatro9797]

shh

[@VictoriaSharpeMusic24]

There are loads of people in my class that litterally get it out in GEOGRAPHY

[@-melisa-4551]

👺PUT🙄YOUR👏🏻CALCULATOR😈AWAY💀

[@-melisa-4551]

@@VictoriaSharpeMusic24 oop-💀👏🏻

[@Smile-pw3ow]

The school nurse one was so lovely!…It really relaxed me and she was just so nice!

[@petergriffin012]

I'm so happy to discover this amazing woman. I love her videos. They help me get calm. I don't usually get calm bc of my several issues such as adhd and ocd. Her voice touches my brain and feels amazing. I hope she'll never stop making these kinda beautiful relaxing videos.

[@sideskull5955]

Gibi: “You can try this fabric!” Me: “oh! I like that one!” Gibi: *gets another fabric* “you hate that last fabric, you hate it” Me: “I hate that last fabric, I absolutely hate it”

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

Chloe bourgeois and Audrey bourgeois be like:

[@Cyberpynk]

@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 LMASJSJ YESSSS

[@To4sty_bunz]

😂

[@XawierM77]

@@Cyberpynk 😑

[@Cyberpynk]

@@XawierM77 did I do something wrong?

[@kregdesu9530]

A lot of good humor in this video that went by so fast I almost missed it, and that's what I love about it.

[@NOTGYT]

Man your videos are sick Gibi, it's so iteresting because of how unique.

[@theoverheavenchicken6767]

Can we all just step back and appreciate how she insults us in a unique ways in all of these?

[@malwadiabhavini]

I would prefer not too I already have a very low self esteem -_-

[@euphoria7965]

@@malwadiabhavini Too bad.

[@goncalofreitas2094]

@Theoverheavenchicken Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂

[@TheInsideofaWildMind]

I’m ur 800th like :)

[@stormflavored8829]

@@malwadiabhavini yeah most viewers probably do but its still funny

[@rythegreat1831]

Me: This is an easy test Gibi: *How do you pay taxes* Me: Dam this elevated quickly

[@angry_giraffe9157]

did you? did you made the DAM thing on purpose?

[@Kirbinatorrrr]

am i the only person who somewhat knows how taxes work as a minor

[@colenace6037]

When she went “ok pass em up, jeez stop crying” 😂 💀

[@midnightspy4398]

the answer to that question, kids, is the powerhouse of the cell.

[@TuongNguyen-ql4is]

Can i ask its A, B, C or D, im learning English

[@beaztsapro4746]

This is my fav role play video for me .... i love this video for ever I listen to this daily

[@lennym4594]

I don’t know if there already is one, but if not we need a full video with the school nurse accent please, it’s so relaxing! Thank you Gibi!

[@timelesswiftie]

teachers: "pUt yOuR hAnD dOwN, i'll aNsWeR qUeStiOnS aFtEr tHe tEsT" also them after the test: **sees one kid without their hand up but everyone one else has their hand up** no questions? great! and also i accidentally paused at 15:53 and 16:09 wtf 💀 edit: i watched this video again lol

[@lotusbelle1348]

Teacher: “oh I’m sure you did fine stop crying”

[@timelesswiftie]

@@cloudofw3313 omg fr like i would always have the urge to slap that kid

[@timelesswiftie]

@@lotusbelle1348 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I GOT AN A-

[@littlebodymusicalheart]

gibi’s mind when she’s showing the interior designs: *“frick, its not focusing.”*

[@yourlocaltheatrefreak]

ikr

[@Extremedonator]

2nd reply:)

[@yoni999]

True

[@pewpewmoomoooo6464]

Ye

[@Korii_13]

Trueeee

[@seasunshine7550]

I love the fast ASMRs at work I don’t fall asleep stay entertained and my fidgeting calms because it tricks my brain to thinking I’m fidgeting when I’m not

[@nightmaremangleeditz95]

The fastest asmr videos are one of the best videos you made gibi! :)

[@SimplyPops]

I can imagine the number of bloopers on this one haha

[@emilyyy6406]

Time for gibi bloopers volume….. i… forgot..

[@tarty8917]

😂😂 yeah

[@TheManOfPenguin]

She can make another video of bloopers with THIS VIDEO ALONE

[@PS-xc1yy]

Fastest bloopers

[@summermendez7703]

For real 😂

[@Artah0lic]

“What do you mean you don’t know taxes your just supposed to know” the cold slap of reality.

[@asiainwood1891]

I never feel so thankful that my school teach me how to calculate tax after reading this

[@ericbeaulieu4843]

Very funny,talented & relaxing Gibi.Thank you so very much for the great effort you put into these videos.

[@Good_vibes2012]

You are the only ASMR KZbinr that I watch

[@barrettbaker8721]

Gibi is like Barbie, she has like every job on the planet

[@thatblasterkid7114]

johnny sins

[@clay6714]

@@thatblasterkid7114 better than the comment bruh

[@ouch2229]

@@clay6714 damn he beat me to it

[@hahacookie6418]

LMAO OMG🤣🤣

[@prism2900]

Even those that don't exist

[@ejmoretto17]

“Awh i’m sure you did fine.” Literally two seconds later: “Stop crying.” 🤣

[@jinlee5870]

lol

[@Vicky_minaj]

Lmao

[@Marzhmallowznakii]

I ruined the likes, they we're at 777

[@ejmoretto17]

Huh? That’s weird!

[@breidyvargas5421]

@@Marzhmallowznakii wow just wow

[@justaperson9877]

She makes the most unique asmr

[@puffin1511]

The first segment is just Gibi ranting about how schools don’t teach things you’ll need later in life.

[@jackdonohue7893]

Fortunately they do teach those things

[@amoss.zachywacky9041]

@@jackdonohue7893 no they don’t

[@jackdonohue7893]

@@amoss.zachywacky9041 eh

[@Madeline-XoXo]

@@jackdonohue7893 they donate that’s why I LOVE SCHOOL

[@sgmmmmmmmmmm]

@@jackdonohue7893 Idk about public schools but they teach a little bit of it in private school.

[@allihaynie4404]

“Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?” Me, half asleep: “giant ants”

[@dbtorrin9846]

Gi-ANTS

[@longneckpeacock8223]

My throat hurts and when I saw your comment my throat probs died from laughing

[@angelthequaintrelle2498]

I frickin said “eats”

[@mcartoons7692]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@suck_my_dick231]

Me: *mumbles*.. carrot?

[@ihavenoidea4343]

she posted this on my birthday thank you ☺️

[@xHappyClownx9]

The interior designer SOUNDS AND ACTS SO ACCURATE the sas and their voice MUAH🤩

[@Thatspookybby]

She's definitely channeling her inner Angelica for the interior designer. Love it

[@mayvalley]

Lmao I knew that section reminded me of somebody!

[@melis.account]

He**

[@sacredsucc3155]

@@melis.account he?

[@JustinDoesASMR25]

@@sacredsucc3155 wat

[@natalie-mb9og]

just got done watching her 4th of july video aha

[@FlorianEagox]

Oh yes, I sure do love my gaming kitchen, cottage-core bathroom, and dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker room

[@icechicken9184]

Haha

[@fairyandpotato309]

I want a cottage core kitchen a gaming bathroom and a dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker livening room :)

[@jeaniciasparkles]

Ok but I really do want that cottage core bathroom lol

[@user-fh7ki5bv5x]

that cost you $800 just for the idea

[@FlorianEagox]

@@user-fh7ki5bv5x worth every penny.

[@inquisitiveplatypus]

This is great!! Well done 🙏🏻

[@abywabyontop]

i had never seen this one and now ive watched its ny fav!

[@lacrimosaasf8698]

"Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?" "No, not bananas" 😭💀

[@SteveDice21]

Giant ants

[@jacobduggan8008]

Termites

[@beanz6958]

Definitely not responding to this comment since you too have a Yelena pfp👀

[@maroullis07]

@@beanz6958 definitely not responding to tell you nobody gives a shit about that👀

[@wakerisawake]

@@maroullis07 dude you fucking killed her damn

[@picklerick5057]

No one: Interior designer Gibi: "We can do highschool locker room. I think that really suits your personality"

[@bengo1236]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@N-VAMusic]

I can't tell if she called us immature or perverts XD

[@demroles6996]

Why did you say no one

[@mollysedits3303]

I have school tomorrow and it is 12:02 am and I feel like I am all ready falling asleep

[@rocky101016]

i need an entire gibi video with whatever voice filter she uses for the telemarketer section!

[@djmax01]

Gibi is extremely talented! She could easily become a professional actress.

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

For KZbin wise

[@gingerinvr7399]

Or gibi sins like jeez

[@thewolfgamer2099]

@@gingerinvr7399 Oh no

[@gingerinvr7399]

@@thewolfgamer2099 Oh yes

[@djmax01]

@JCBJDN Fdjjdudd does she?

[@lilyguo1509]

I can’t believe how accurate the zoo educator is especially “can everyone say hello miss Gibi”

[@strangerthingslover5941]

Hi

[@BrickEaterYes]

Gibi as a zoo educator gives me the impression that she doesn't like children and as a child myself I don't like them either. Edit:sorry I meant us

[@lukineo2329]

@@BrickEaterYes im not a kid but same

[@SharkZ1021]

Gibi you would make a great teacher, no cap.

[@Ash-lx1hu]

My face lit up when you said air bud i love that show when i was 12 i would sit and binge all the movies on them i loved them and still do

[@chloeprice9649]

"How do you do taxes?" "What do you mean? I didn't teach you that? Well you're just supposed to know." *The accuracy on this woman*

[@maddy7447]

@ShakeeASMR 😂

[@battlelandgaming3077]

They taught it at my school, my classmates just didn't pay attention

[@alexmartinez6559]

@@maddy7447 hi my name is skyyyyy and I am here to support girls scout cookies four dollars an box would you like some / sure what flavors you got well I got banana pecan mint

[@OhkayForReal]

@@alexmartinez6559 KFC cookies are better

[@alexmartinez6559]

Hi

[@dareeltrieseverything288]

Gibi: Okay pass them over.. stop crying Me: why is this so relatble yet makes me feel like *I should be suing*

[@corviknightor]

Same lol

[@evilweiner]

I like all the subtle shots at the education system

[@layla2121]

How do you not fall asleep while making this???

[@kevinmandrile5074]

16:01 Gibi: "We're gonna end with a little gentle massage." **literally knocks me unconscious**

[@and73w30]

😏

[@stevewhite4080]

Oh no

[@chloe_bails6601]

I love how the zoo keeper is literally scared of the kids

[@Resi1ience]

It's more like hatred

[@Luvexria]

@Jackson Tito ya to @Chloe_Playz GG or turtorial: brush him?

[@ayaan2546]

aye yo 666 likes

[@leviachan-storm6733]

666 likes marker; Thursday September 9th, 4:05PM 2021.

[@avocado7083]

Ya

[@asmrhoodie]

This is such amazing asmr!

[@hearts4ozzy]

10:10 BRUH I WAS DYING LAUGHING AT THE AGGRESSIVE 👹ANT👹 eater

[@britt12what]

As a former server, you going through all the details of the chefs special and then saying "the chicken fingers?", made me bust out laughing and then start crying

[@auto123films3]

I would too

[@headlessharry40]

the server added to much detail one that one special just for them to say “the chicken fingers.” I’m not even a waiter and that was painful

[@srg_burst1234]

@Brittany Joy Did that ever happen to you?

[@theelephantintheroom5516]

This actually happened to me- The sever told me a special they had and she explained it with lots of details (It was a fish) but I said I wanted (Basic order), Because i’m allergic to fish. Her face melted when I said I didn’t want the fish-

[@davidgrace6895]

🥲

[@alanmolina79]

Gibi: gives a algebra question Class of 10 year olds: THERE'S LETTERS IN MATH??????

[@deodeo7620]

Me 6 years later: OMG I FINALLY FOUND A NUMBER AGAIN IN MATH NO MORE GOD DAMN VARIABLES LMAO

[@r_i_v_e_r1407]

@@deodeo7620 FOR REAL THOUGH

[@hiddenassacin5530]

Me after high-school : THERE'S NUMBERS IN MATH???????

[@iamanoob9747]

@@deodeo7620 Was the number e

[@MaddySleepy]

👍🙏👍

[@machalovet6846]

i just cant stop watching this vid

[@imperios01]

most of the time in some videos from another person i skip the sponsor, but in this case i love to hear it, lovely sponsor moment with that voice

[@IWIWAD21]

"Timothy, did you do your homework?... You didn't?" Fastest Demonic Aura...

[@Mejj789]

teacher nen ability...detention

[@RacoonWife_Battie]

@odzul djordje kecić Are you okay? You seem you be having a life crisis and taking it out on others.

[@IWIWAD21]

@odzul djordje kecić I can't tell if your serious or joking.... Cuz I love Gibi's content ❤️️ So don't report her man

[@alguem4017]

"My stomach hurts, I think I have appendicitis..." Gibi: "Don't worry, just put this pack of ice in your *appendix* "

[@ZacKeeper]

I love that line lol

[@robv7433]

XD

[@melon5031]

I broke my arm, ice

[@ward2169]

I chopped my head off, ice

[@scp_darkness4749]

That bandaid and ice pack healed my Lyme disease, mono, and appendicitis.

[@emilydefazio-ku8lk]

Can we just appreciate how she changes outfits every skit so to keep us entertained

[@joaopires3329]

I loved the fact that she mentioned Portugal

[@Andrestireddd]

Why is no one talking about Gibi’s interior design game, I mean gamer kitchen and cottage core bathroom, TAKE. MY. MONEY.

[@sl.4423]

A gaming kitchen is possibly the worst idea known to man.

[@xenluv2169]

@@sl.4423 who hurt you

[@sl.4423]

@@xenluv2169 Just a fact, don't be bothered by it

[@glowysarah99]

@@sl.4423 I think it’s gonna look kinda good..but it’s ur opinion!

[@krystofkabatek556]

@@xenluv2169 Why are you crying over truth

[@disnord1067]

That face when she said “dining alone tonight?” Gives me nightmares

[@tikarizky5747]

✋😭🤚

[@avr0ra862]

i thought she said "are you dying alone tonight?"

[@faithpainter1877]

@@avr0ra862 LOL

[@elizabethspitz6221]

the fact its not wrong

[@Andre-xo8gx]

3:57

[@user-mt8wf2vo5g]

“CAN AnYone Guess WHat tHe AntEatEr eaTS” ?!?!

[@masharaplayz1745]

Gibi is like the best Asmr

[@Positive.mindd_]

I could only think really agressively: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. We don't even learn that here.

[@kingtozzfan3269]

Same

[@xxkitkatkatiexx9990]

Same

[@noone-ks9ce]

Same

[@130degreeski7]

Same

[@realkayds]

Literally sarcastically said “POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL” in my head lmao!!

[@cindyqin-studyingaccount4254]

Gibi :"Can anyone guess what the anteater eats?" SoMeOne RaNdOm : "Bananas" Gibi "Not bananas can anyone else guess what the A N T E A T E R eats?"

[@dd11111]

NGL that line had some Jema985 energy in it.

[@patboi9384]

Thats exactly what my comment was😂

[@pachycha]

XD

[@TheOriginalSomeRandomGuy]

“That’s right they eat ants!” That one kid who said bananas:😮

[@Bananapie5111]

The way she says it was so much aggression is so hilarious

[@queencat9906]

I love ❤️ how the questions r so random

[@Ripvanwinkle227]

Is it odd that I work out to asmr cause it keeps me calm😂

[@miarosie7551]

How is nobody talking about the “they named this one after you” with the nerd candy LMFAOOOO

[@disposablerecord]

Seriously ! The first thing I thought was the fact that my neighbor always calls me a nerd. (Not in a bad way he says he actually really likes it about me)

[@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf]

I felt insulted when she said that

[@Deitheth]

I was looking for this comment longer than it deserves

[@miarosie7551]

Deitheth literally lmao she said it so fast I couldn’t stop laughing

[@Loona.tha.hound866]

@@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf cry about it

[@editingstuff5971]

Gibi really said "IM COMING FOR THIS SHITTY SCHOOL SYSTEM!!!!"

[@callenwilson5014]

When?

[@Frynnryan]

Who are you quoting? Shitty?

[@lincoln2408]

What?

[@KattalystFr]

This ordeal is dumb

[@hootoomick2039]

Noooooooo. Shut up!

[@nuclearnova4881]

Loved in the teacher skit that the multiple choice answers were the exact same but with the words switched around. Way too accurate 😂😂

[@trtsjb1]

A very educational asmr video!

[@emilianotejeda18]

“Ok stop crying” I’m laughing 😂

[@niamh205]

That whole teacher part gave me so much anxiety 💀

[@voidamx4283]

Please that’s me in school

[@lucykelly6784]

Ikr

[@syphtaco668]

The teacher skit was amazing and the fact that this went from 1st grade to my freshman year of high school questions and explanations is awesome love that.

[@lu-plays8855]

I know right🤣

[@P3TER_Official23]

Question 6: How to do taxes? 😂

[@armyman3941]

Hey Gibi pls do a worst reviewed fastest asmr please I love both of these types of asmr and it would be cool to see it be done together

[@marianonicolasromero6974]

I love the anteater! They are lovely! 😍

[@lukenaoumovitch4477]

I can’t wait for the sequel: Very Slow ASMR

[@mad3332]

Yuppp

[@someonesomeone7423]

more like the prequel

[@yamas4799]

Yesss

[@beepgoesthesleepsheep3348]

Settings/Speed/0.5&0.25

[@NathaliaStomp]

i don’t even want it to be slowmo spoken, i just a librarian that takes 20 minutes to check out 3 books

[@shelbykutil9743]

This has a “I procrastinated and now have 3 papers, 2 readings, 8 assignments, and 6 discussion posts due and only 5 hours to do them” vibes.

[@TheFruitBowl125]

As someone who is currently procrastinating on schoolwork by watching this video, this comment is just a lil too accurate 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@kellenchang473]

@@TheFruitBowl125 bro you still have school that is sad I had my 8th grade graduation on june 15th

[@alexisflammang8619]

@@kellenchang473 bro we got done in the last day of may

[@lauranelken1848]

@@kellenchang473 I never end school. I'm homeschooled so I never have a reason to stop.

[@unknownracertm5088]

@@kellenchang473 your still a child that’s sad

[@isabellamagers6600]

!⏱🫶TIMESTAMPS🫶⏱! 0:00 - 📩Intro✉️ 0:09 - 📺Nord Ad📺 1:22 - 👩‍🏫Teacher👩‍🏫 3:55 - 🍝waitress🍝 5:11 - 👩‍🎨Interior Designer👩‍🎨 7:23 - 🎥Movie Theater Clerk🎥 9:12 - 🦁Zoo Educator🦁 11:28 - 🩹School Nurse🩹 13:13 - 📴Telemarketer📴 14:35 - 🏋️‍♂️Gym Trainer🏋️‍♂️ 16:06 - 💅Nail Saoln💅

[@binotic4269]

There in the description!

[@Daily_videosx0]

tele marketer no sweetie she just scammed her

[@Bakubro170]

I just noticed the fastest advertisment was also the sponsor No Gibi being so accurate for the nurse

[@kairicrocker1082]

Everyone is talking about the teacher but not how she played the nurse role perfectly

[@VonDoom-qr1me]

Teacher>nurse

[@Lucas52931]

i thought the teacher was better until i heard “here i’ll give you an ice pack”. my respect spiked when i heard “how about i give you another ice pack?”

[@beheadedcousins6494]

If it was the uk it would be a wet paper towel 😂😂

[@DrFrankenolly]

Friend: ”so how was the nail salon?” Me: ”well she did them quick, but it was hard to see what she actually did to my nails through all the blood….”

[@miss.arielle]

💀

[@ILoveHotMoms_9322]

@@miss.arielle oh hi. Your doing the thing for the “cult” as well?

[@mynameishannah.]

@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 aizen culttttt

[@miss.arielle]

@@ILoveHotMoms_9322 hello and yes

[@miss.arielle]

@@mynameishannah. yesss I like how all the replies right now are from the Aizen cult lol