fat turret

A short animation made in maya.

[@saulgerardo372]

Prima Donna are scientifically proven to have 50% more bullets, but they are actually better at singing rather than killing

[@jareddowns3869]

The fact they are spring propelled rather than gunpowder propelled is probably why it takes 2-3 seconds of sustained machine gun fire to kill you.

[@pixel6193]

"That's 50% more bullet per bullet!"

[@Turret_2075-archive]

Yes

[@InsaneInVR]

true

[@Wheatley_Crab]

@@pixel6193 60%*

[@maskedfinch]

it takes $400,000 for this turret to fire for 12 seconds

[@tripium2182]

@Noobvans no, it's HAHAHAHAA! and then that scene

[@imfukinginvincible6646]

i am heavy turret, and *me* is my gun

[@user-jm9ky6ej6c]

Mdhlend

[@ChazWashington-Ali]

heavy weapons guy is proud

[@KCKrumbcake]

133,333 for 3 seconds. i did the math

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

The turrets are fatter to both hold more bullets and to prevent it from flying around the test chamber whenever it shoots.

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

... I bet there's a rogue prototype turret that learnt to use it's recoil to fly that's still stalking some far corner of Aperture

[@dragonlord9957]

@@EvonixTheGreatest jesus you just gave me a imagination

[@plasmasack]

@@EvonixTheGreatest jesse what the fuck are you talking about

[@FirebaII0]

@@EvonixTheGreatest amazing

[@arkasha6649]

@@EvonixTheGreatest this cyan winged turret thing lol.

[@Kebnekaise.]

Turret: My name is Prima Donna... Everyone: Your name is Fat Turret...

[@cunnieseverywhere]

Wow... Triple dots are the best things... Very useful even if they're not needed...

[@mattrug730]

Me: My name is Sus Turret Turret: Ur name is Thicc Turret Edit: guys stop threatening me for a cringe reason

[@DeletedExpiration]

@@mattrug730 im having a hard time considering if this is cringe or just down right insulting the portal series by bringing in amongus

[@udinthetomato]

No. Don't call him fat :c

[@Kebnekaise.]

@@udinthetomato he is very fat

[@crystalclearchaos5387]

I always wondered what this one would have as a weapon now I wanna see the animal king turret fire howitzer cannons lol

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

king turret opens and its just tanks duct taped to the side of it

[@crystalclearchaos5387]

@@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl naw cave just hot glued a few nuclear howetzers and some robots to it and called it done

[@squasherdown]

@@crystalclearchaos5387 if he was smart he would have put grenade launchers and guided missiles on it, plus a while lotta machine guns

[@isaacmayer-splain8974]

@@squasherdown brrrt and boom brrt

[@angeltorresloya]

Dual gau-8 punishers, xdd

[@redman7775]

The lab boys somehow managed to improve our already perfect turret design. How do you improve perfection? I don't know, I wasn't the one who did. Anyway, this baby is capable of firing 3000 rounds per minute out of four electricly driven rotary cannons. Basically, get this model if you want to remove anything in front of you from existence in the blink of an eye. Besides the better guns, it still has all the functionality of a standard turret, so it can still sing you child to sleep while mixing the flesh of home intruders with whatever wall happens to be behind them. This is Cave Johnson, signing off.

[@IAmUnderscore]

LMAO

[@bumblegoot1139]

The “How do you improve perfection” line sounds like it came straight out of the game.

[@sarcasmenul]

lmfao, gold

[@Catnippy]

genuinely sounds like something cave would say

[@Teito762]

What’s funny is that 3000 RPM is possible using a single M134 minigun. If it’s using a version of the M134, this thing could crank out a combined 8000-24000 rounds a minute.

[@justKleby]

Science is not about "why" it's about "why not"!

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.

[@destroidhak2556]

Science is also about finding out the hard way "Why not"

[@UnusualShy]

Eso ya lo había dicho missasinfonia antes

[@OctavDev]

🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

[@TomatoRadio]

Yes. You. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door.

[@MonkeyGng]

I love how much of a challenge these would have brought into the game had they put it in, but sadly they never appear anywhere in the entirety of of portal 2 except for the ending where they sing their mechanical hearts out

[@mad_goddess2830]

what challenge would they add?

[@PC-coolant-pipe-sucker]

@@mad_goddess2830 Imagine instead of 4 pew pew turrets you would have to manouver around 2 fat turrets aiming at each other so you can't tp behind them without being mixed into the wall

[@davisdf3064]

@@mad_goddess2830 They would basically serve as "you get caught, you lose". Most turrets can take quite a while to kill you

[@alexc8114]

You could have a puzzle that relies on using their recoil to push them off a ledge, but if they hit you you die practically instantly

[@ericvandenavond8748]

You can see her directing 4 turrets singing and taking an elevator.

[@BIG_SHOBE]

Everybody gangsta til the thicc turret appears also it's name is primma donna

[@guccithebloxmaster4847]

Also I think turret wife

[@guccithebloxmaster4847]

I’m nit sure

[@cunnieseverywhere]

No its bumbleturret

[@dontkickmychick6076]

@@cunnieseverywhere bumbly boi

[@jackthehacker05]

It's NAME. IS. FAT. TURRET. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

[@K_T0NE]

11 years later, this turns up in my recommended feed. I'm glad to have been blessed with Chunky Turret today.

[@BillyBonesYT]

pretty sure its reccomending it to everyone now, strange

[@originalpadoru]

i never saw the prima in action, this is beautiful

[@Dev8H24]

Same, even though I am replying 5 months later

[@originalpadoru]

@@Dev8H24 i commented on this video 11 years after it was posted, no problem tho :)

[@mattbatcraz]

"I am Heavy Weapons turret, and THESE are my weapons."

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

"I weigh one hundred fifty kilograms and fire two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute."

[@metroidomoroid7038]

"It costs $400,000 for me to fire these weapons... for 12 seconds."

[@stephenbanyar6763]

he looks cute doh

[@frogginet5353]

Speech: 100

[@joeyhijman7634]

Interg speech: 0 doh is just a different word

[@Catnipppuhhh]

she*

[@sniperviper7745]

The fat turret (primma donna turret) is a female because you listened to her voice in the credits!

[@myleneragual7308]

You

[@Pack-Leader-Sally]

*Heavy Weapons Turret* ... Has someone already said this before?

[@eternal424]

H.W.T

[@thekrieger2959]

Yes

[@maidybarrera3494]

Machine gun turret

[@alphamaximus2888]

I'm the 69th like. Nice.

[@tankboy2523]

I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon she weighs 450 kg and fires $200 custom cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute it cost $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds😄😄

[@Slopmod]

I was expecting it to fire 50. Caliber bullets at such an uneven fire rate, it would just literally fly around the room bouncing against the walls

[@cyrusdimalaluan0517]

its big though

[@Slopmod]

@@cyrusdimalaluan0517 so is the shockwave of 50. Cal bullet

[@yusufdeebs]

This popped into my recommended 11 years later. I’m glad it did.

[@sto4333]

Turrets i know: turrets, ©®ap turrets, defective turret, and heavy weapons turr- eh... Prima dona turret

[@cunnieseverywhere]

Crap turrets and defective turrets are the same

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

Don't forget.. The animal king turret

[@disneyfan0639]

Crap Turrets is just the name Wheatley gave the Defective Turrets.

[@doggodigger]

Franken Turrets

[@bsharpmajorscale]

Don't forget Turrets Syndrome Guy!

[@The_D_ray]

I always wanted the Prima Donna turret to actually appear during the game and not only in the pre-rendered ending cutscene.

[@t.b.cont.]

Pretty cool that this video, only coming out a month after portal 2’s release, managed to actually predict an enemy design from the next portal game.

[@NighttimeNubbs]

I love how the muzzle flash has a shadow.

[@Arufi000]

yeah

[@gatokal]

Love how KZbin recommends really old videos sometimes. KZbin content truly is timeless!

[@MrCool-fm5ty]

Yep

[@Monkey909]

Yes same 👏

[@angelofthedead1886]

This must be preserved.

[@lenzi5119]

Id like to imagine the fat turret's the military soled variant while the default turret's the civilian variant.

[@chat._._._._._._._._._._._.4.]

"If this is gaurding your house, you may go deaf temporarily."

[@cyrusdimalaluan0517]

oh god what if gordon picks prima dona

[@wevefriends]

It fires so fast the force actually pushed the prima Donna turret backwards ... Lol

[@wevefriends]

Turret: shoots target very well Prima Donna Turret: demolishes target ... Wut.

[@THEPIECRAB]

ITS CALLED RECOIL

[@blossomutonium8985]

@@wevefriends Hey, Wheatley, nice to see you again. Hey, I'm going to make a Portal 1 Test Chamber. And of course the Cake Core was actually the Intelligence Core. Your name was changed from Cake Core to Wheatley Back in Portal 1 when you almost got Incinerated in the Incinerator, but you actually survived it. You basically have the same eye and same 3 dots on you which are still there. So you must be Cake Core after all.

[@Jray608]

@Piecrab Recoil is just a name for the backwards force put of by the bullet exploding in the chamber. Recoil = Force

[@sproncbibble]

it wouldnt be affective cuz it prob wouldnt be able to move with the weight lol. and judging on the fact hes pushed back by it the mans gonna fall down eventually.

[@hnetplay9595]

"We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet."

[@TheRagingRodentGaming]

a 1 min video from 11 years ago, 4x better than the average modern content.

[@glekreal]

KZbin seeing good videos with 1m+ likes, week ago: _bruh, why want to see them?_ KZbin seeing video from why-known-why, 11Y ago: _hmmmmm... showing this seams like good idea_ Me: _*Open YT_ KZbin: _you may found interested in this videos *shows this video_ Me: _"well, fuck yeah"_

[@ironicorca9743]

When I first saw the fat turret, I thought it would shoot rockets or something like that.

[@dr.plague5696]

Me too lol

[@todd3143]

a reminder that the bullets aren’t being “fired”, but instead chucked at you at a speed that could leave a bruise

[@sidsscrumpy1647]

I can't say why, but this short animation looks like some sort of build-up to a horror scene which was cut off. Maybe it's the lighting, maybe the resolution and lack of context. Anyway it's a pretty good animation.

[@renhaker]

Valve games just has that weird small sense of dread

[@haywoodjablomie587]

They didn't show what the turrets were firing at.

[@belladonnaplumb9376]

@@haywoodjablomie587 yes they did, it was a practice board

[@wj11jam78]

It's amazing how great this looks for a video made 11 years ago.

[@sidknoop6381]

I was expecting either a brrrrrt or a high calibre thud thud thud thud thud thud. I was not dissapointed

[@sharkiestbaiter]

11 years, youtube recommends this to me, and it makes me happy.

[@YourLocalOrca]

Frickin masterpiece, please take a moment to appreciate our lord and saviour

[@RDRJJ]

Why this was recommended? No idea. Am I happy? Absolutely

[@memeing9544]

Yep

[@foxfern9036]

this came out in 2011.... it was not that long ago but HOLY SHIT IT FEELS LIKE IT! (this was comment was posted a year ago so its 12 years now) made you look :)

[@Alpha_Synergy]

11 years now. That's not a long time?

[@Xelaria]

Yeah 11 years not too long ago.

[@arcionek]

It's half of my current lifespan, not too long ago

[@AedolasPotesnole]

I was 1yo. wow

[@RandomDrawinglol]

No

[@MyEarsHurts]

This looks more realistic than the triple AAA games today

[@thewizard1]

Are you delusional?. I am not insulting you. Just genuinely curious.

[@PracarYT]

True Looks pretty realistic because of atmosphere

[@weirdnessfades]

Damn that turret can sing, but it can also kill a guy better than the other turrets

[@pawprint1]

I don't know why this took 11 years to randomly appear in my recommendations.

[@zodiac8636]

Now they have to deal with its recoil problem. Still I want one

[@TheAsrielDeal]

To deal with the recoil put a big ass weight in it

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

cave: i have an idea :) *one year later* cave: tada *you crane your neck up and see the king turret*

[@bazingatheskialuser3519]

@@TheAsrielDeal remove the weight part and i'm in

[@gamer_glenn5438]

@@bazingatheskialuser3519 💀

[@cyrusdimalaluan0517]

if its defending you 'you will go deaf in less than a second

[@ddanmurp6126]

This is legitimately really good

[@IAmWhoAske]

New fat turret: -shoots faster and stronger -Can move backwards while shooting -its fat so you cant tip it

[@tay_piss_saucer_mk.400]

Player: *you better don't play trash* Valve: Don't worry! this turret is harmless! The turret: *0:49*

[@blossomutonium8985]

Yeah, it does do that.. In fact, if you walk in front of this Prima Donna Sentry Turret(also known as the Fat Sentry Turret) with it's laser still on solid(Sentry Mode) you will be killed faster by that turret which can be used in Portal: Virus Outbreak.

[@Turret_2075-archive]

I am deadly

[@bitsbits5899]

@@Turret_2075-archive it is da fat turret

[@MadGameBoy]

Only change I would make is the gun does not stop firing, it shows the paper disintegrated, it cuts back to the fat turret, fat turrets guns are now red hot, cuts back to paper, the wall itself is falling apart, cut back to fat turret, it falls backwards & is set on fire, ceiling collapses "Cave Johnson, were done here."

[@sofi390]

i don’t know why i’m suddenly being recommended this 11 years later, but i can’t say i’m disappointed

[@Arufi000]

i love when at 0:50 you can see a silhouette of light shoot from firing the ammo

[@coffemug630]

this animation is pretty much flawless except from the muzzle flash having a shadow for the heavy weapons turret

[@Concraft]

looks like something out of the incredibles

[@swansatteaparty1711]

I thought that turret fires rockets, like rocket turrets from Portal 1, but that is more much amazing. I still have no ideas why "Prima Donna" cut from the test chambers...

[@redcat79]

It costs $400,000 to fire this turret… for 12 seconds

[@IdkWhyMyNameIsB]

Just imagine if it was on the game. It looks like it would shred through the player in a single frame

[@cyrusdimalaluan0517]

it is on the game on portal 2 its singing in the end credits and you can find it in an elevator stuffed with other turrets inside be glad its friendly

[@thein8ererator518]

You know a video is going to be good if it’s from 11 years ago.

[@Saddian]

After 11 years I got this recommended, thanks KZbin 👍

[@HassleHoffer372]

The yt algorithm: trust me, these guys will watch anything nowadays

[@AndTheJo]

this turret hits the chell will face a damage

[@YceSzmiff]

A very interesting imagery that has now been stored in the midst of many people's minds.

[@VentusTheSox]

Cute pfp. I'm gonna ignore your banner, youre definitely a Furry haha.

[@GhostDiam]

@@VentusTheSox ew

[@southernbrain691]

@@VentusTheSox what the fuck

[@glados3198]

You know, the fat turrets aren’t only there for being cute or for show....... they’re existence it to be more dangerous. Wasn’t that obvious? If not, now you know.

[@blossomutonium8985]

Well, the Fat Turrets can be set to Sentry Mode as well, and it can kill the Test Subjects faster than normal, which it means it can be used for testing in new Portal 2 mods because it's a custom element for those. Making the tests more deadly than cost effective.

[@Monkey909]

From the looks of it, this channel/user went inactive around 2015, seeing as some of their subscriptions were channels made popular around that time.

[@mrbriggs1855]

KZbin seems to randomly decide to give people some popularity ten years after they uploaded, it seems. And I suspect that majority of these accounts didn't even "live" long enough to see it happen. Long fucking live youtube and its stupid algorithm.

[@insid3493]

I have reason to believe that this would have been fairly hard if this was in portal 2 gameplay

[@KidderVerse]

It's not a fat turret, It's A heavy Artillery military grade turret

[@ducc5982]

KZbin recommending this after 11 years:

[@GMPDFrothiny]

I love the shadows of the muzzle flashes

[@thisthatthenutz2990]

0:49 Weird thing, that gun lights have shadow...

[@MAR-bite1987]

This video was randomly appeared on my recommendation but I don't regret it it's nice video although it's old!

[@Blarnix]

the recoil absolutely sends me

[@_Stercore]

damn those bullets shoot so fast that they start making shadows

[@originaluses2527]

If you're telling me you searched this up, I wouldn't believe you

[@zeronzentroxus6344]

I can just assume that the Turret King have 4 naval artilery guns

[@jacksongreenway]

What if it shoots nuclear bombs

[@zeronzentroxus6344]

@@jacksongreenway Neet, but can no longer secure your house… or the entire city…

[@shawnzack6923]

The only design flaw it has is it still doesn't have enough bullet space.

[@dichromated]

I was half expecting it to pull out a rpg

[@KingHostile]

mini guns wow

[@theinkyblowfish]

the first comment upon this video

[@google_pixeI]

Ого это же первый комментарий к данному видео

[@Bitos_]

Omg!!!

[@americanskylines2789]

Wow omg

[@IB0mbGazaChiIdren]

нарешті я знайшов перший комент

[@lightknightgames]

That would be an interesting puzzle piece actually. We'll say you can't pick it up, and we can put some system that makes glass walls appear in a room. And to get to the exit, the fatturret has to be pushed into some blue gel so it can bounce into some of the glass, shattering it. Making a path to the exit.

[@PC-coolant-pipe-sucker]

Dayum that's actually good idea

[@GS-md1ex]

KZbin after giving me a recommendation to an 11 year old video that I will watch all the way through and contemplate life afterwards

[@ReallyRusted]

I wish the "HAHAHAH RATATATATTATA" heavy sound effect played over it

[@Integer404]

why does this appear on my recommended 11 years later, AND WHY ARE THE COMMENTS NORMAL

[@Foxy-od7xm]

1 idk 2 this is a portal video did you expect bots or somin to be in it

[@goombaguy4859]

Why am I getting recommended this its freakin 2022

[@dazcarrr]

this is what it does when it's out of the singing gig

[@helloitisme3734]

15k liked but only about 730 subs... YOU DESERVE MORE

[@Thetitaniumsteppermotor]

9 years later Me: holy crap that needs to be In beemod2.4 0:50 NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

[@PatykThirtyFour]

„Mini“guns? It's not mini! *fat turret sees me *im say „f***“ *(dying like in hell)

[@CatsAreKindaCool]

Fact: You have been randomly recommended this video from 11 years ago.

[@artthur8856]

yes

[@BruhMoment-yv9om]

I’m glad this was recommended to me. Even if it is older, it is still great.

[@Encursed]

dont tell pyrocynical

[@trashpanda2938]

Promma Donna translated is first woman, I wonder what that means

[@shotgunner2039]

it means opera conductor i think....

[@Scarde0]

Or could be the first turret

[@REDACTED_AX0]

i keep coming across this peak youtube content and im loving it lol

[@zolizoli197]

I like that this guy only has 2 fricking videos and somehow both of them are masterpieces

[@chips2569]

0:48 He fires so fast omg

[@Halal_Gaming]

*She

[@GreenBlueBambi]

I think he shoot with minigun

[@nonumberlessuser2152]

@@Halal_Gaming it

[@Halal_Gaming]

@@nonumberlessuser2152 No the prima Donna turret is female

[@nonumberlessuser2152]

@@Halal_Gaming turrets can have genders?

[@spartanshadow90oficial]

Hum , thats scary me Men Pls valve dont add this on the game

[@craboverlord478]

Why has this video suddenly been recommended to a bunch of people?

[@okotan]

That isn't a military grade turret, that is the military

[@thepwrtank18]

DeviantArt

[@Artuxa_23]

OLD VIDEO

[@menacingpyro2005]

I thought it would be a giant shotgun blast, but this is even better. Heavy is proud.

[@smugkid3409]

recommended videos are always a treat

[@eeveemaster243]

too slow

[@gordon_freeman2542]

Have some respect for the classics.

[@kamisama69666]

I read the title as 'fat ferret" & was expecting som totally different...

[@cachegrab]

I don't know why this is so funny it's just the simple title and the simple music I literally bust out laughing watching this

[@nevr4give220]

11 years and recommended now? Nice algorithm KZbin.

[@yuanspetsanimatedandirl9383]

I thought Prima Donna was the musical turret! She has miniguns! So deadly..

[@PC-coolant-pipe-sucker]

The guy you don't have to worry about:

[@VibinBryan]

i love that youtube is reccommending me portal videos from many years ago

[@Astolfo-_]

KZbin just recommended me this. I love it.