Fate Grand Order is a game that

*Servants may or may not have been edited in for comedic purposes.
Hello everyone and welcome to the hell hole that is this lovely game with cute anime girls, now finally in actual 720p!
Yes, there are reused jokes done in my previous Fate Grand Order video, and no, I have no shame in reusing them, fuck you.
Yes, the footage on this video is pretty old, apparently the only thing I don't have luck with is with my computer's stability.
Here are some reviews of this video:
"did this guy just went through the five stages of grief because of a png of a 2d girl?" - IGN, Gamers spokesperson
"I'm not gonna fucking review this" - EMIYA, Facebook Page
"uwu" - Nyanna, Facebook Page
"Good servants but I can do all of that with this 2 stars team." - FSN - Tohsaka Rin, Facebook Page
"Not my proudest wank." - Dad, Another family
This video will focus on the EPIC adventures you and most people had or will have at some point in this game, in all seriousness, this is a really fun game, and even though it may look like the only way to have fun in this game is to spend lots of money, I'm here to prove that wrong, you just need some really god tier luck and, guess what, PATIENCE, yeah I know it's hard to believe, but you may not be able to get your waifu on the first banner she shows up!
Or you know, you could actually be good at the game like the admin at the Tohsaka Rin Facebook page and use low stars servants, but you can't do that right? you fucking bozo lmao
~I don't think that I have to say that those reviews are fake, right? Yeah of course they fucking are gerald.~
Imagine having to mute 11s because of copyright, the song was Married Life from Up btw
Stuff used in this video:
Background music by the great Panman14:
• Mario Kart Fan Music -...
• Mario Kart Fan Music -...
I AIN'T NO BITCH HERE WE GO and Luigi literally fucking dying:
• Epic Ways to Troll in ...
• Invading Discord Serve...
Speedrun I was watching(its from smallantmom's son):
• I was crazy enough to ...
THE DANCIENT ONE:
• A Glorious Guide to He...
Creepy Music box:
• Creepy old Music box -...
The "*funny mic* BRUH" is from jschlatt and I got it here:
• Video
Despacito, play Country Roads:
• The Fall of 76
The Kevin that went alright on god's character creation tool singing country roads:
• this is long overdue.
Default dances with buster card:
• Memelin Default dance
The two wallpapers I used in this video:
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i hope i didn't forget to add shit here

[@Kyagara]

This game is so fucked sometimes that I went through the five stages of grief out of order

[@22.lehoanghuy75]

Huh this encourage me to try fate go

[@turinmormegil7715]

Underrated comment

[@NegativeNanase]

@@22.lehoanghuy75 that's hell you're walking into

[@karlacastanares3084]

Yea, go and play if you don't mind hell... I'm already in hell with all these events in both NA and JP... ;-;

[@cuongquan1633]

@@22.lehoanghuy75 *Y O R O K O B E S H O U N E N*

[@guardiansoul5981]

"I really like this community and the game but you all are kinda cringe not gonna lie

[@essay2111]

lol you can just smell the salt emanating from this video. like, you click, "oh, it's a tutorial for beginners!",but nope, this is just a big shitpost for not getting jalter for a while. amazing.

[@marchern8526]

This game will kill your depression with a bigger mood

[@MountSec]

Goooood, let the hate flow through you...

[@anthonydeadman]

By making you even more depressed than you already were.

[@Alex-pl8ii]

And then there's me, who saved quartz for 6 actual months and got her at my second 10-roll. I spent the following 3 hours asking myself what was the cost of my victory. Probably my social life.

[@phantasosxgames8488]

It's just natural , afterall you're being is a Sword.

[@wiritpollapcharoenporn3168]

Who need that?

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

well at least now you have a handful of quartz..

[@keybladesrus]

Always good to see a happy ending. I had a similar story with Hokusai. Just under 400 quartz, and all I got was a Suzuka Gozen. Did Hokusai's trial quest, immediately used the summon ticket, and got her. The gacha is cruel, but sometimes it shows mercy. After bleeding you dry, of course.

[@brakdanych4329]

As far as i remember the average ammount of sq one needs to get a rate up ssr on a single rate up banner is around 429sq so 400sq is still better than most

[@lucaspinheiro9822]

Lol the same with me - except that in the end i only gain 2 Suzukas and one Drake :( hokusai is one of my waifus

[@Gilgamesh97C]

Yorokobe Shounen!!!!

[@Kyagara]

Thanks Gilgamesh

[@cheep5645]

I like how you made this video half a year ago and suddenly KZbin blesses us lol. Also slightly belated congrats on the pull.

[@St-sz8oh]

And there’s people like me who gat Jalter through an accidental ticket summon

[@sherwinacollador8123]

LOL me too

[@yrzy16franco14]

You call for me?

[@LRomo12_YT]

Lmao most of my SSR’s are accidental

[@solrock3]

I got her on last year's GSSR alongside Void Shiki and Zerker Vlad. My friends were not happy with me, and I no longer can complain about anything.

[@nhio4493]

Me too man. Me too.

[@vergiliuslangleyicx603]

The roller coaster of getting Jalter at the end there got me in the feels; but I'm glad you got her!

[@berserkslayer8638]

I always loved your content. It was so original and entertaining. I laughed so hard with this vid, so sad it's been 6 months already. But we'll still be here whenever you upload something. Should've said this way before but, thanks for everything.

[@Kyagara]

I now can actually record anything I want thanks to a new pc! This start of the year has been really weird and I haven't got the chance to properly sit down and figure out something to record, but I will certainly keep the 'a game that' as a sort of series since I really enjoyed the outcome of it. Thanks a lot for keeping up with the lack of content!

[@anadaere6861]

11:12 Your grandma is Tamamo, no questions asked. Using herself as a catalyst is big brain Also, cheers to that at 13:16 Also, 1 tic Toilet Jalter is the best

[@1egenDary]

Bro I totally jumped in happiness when you finally got Jalter ;; I cried too when I didn't get her at first, but she came home eventually

[@yeah5895]

The "I love this game" line is so true that it hurts. For some reason, when I played that game, I made a friend request to the HighElfSomething, (which, if you are reading this for some reason, thanks, but, anyways) and he accepted, which let me use his Archer Gilgamesh max lvl that could reach 75% of his NP turn one, and let me solo the entire battle with just normal attacks. Meanwhile, there was going to be a event that allowed to only summon Lancers, which leads to easier 5 star drops, like my favorite servant, Karna. I spent hours grinding the game each day, to a point which was unhealthy for me. And then, one day before this event, the game updated and I couldn't play it anymore, porque eu sou brasileiro também e não dava para atualizar pela Playstore. I was glad when this happened

[@lkraut2266]

F2P or like i call them poor people

[@RubrumCorvus]

Hello, im a f2p from latinoamerica I need help pls

[@inespineda8400]

@@RubrumCorvus hello poor guy

[@RubrumCorvus]

@@inespineda8400 hello dear stranger

[@turinmormegil7715]

"I can't tell how much joy I had on the next edit" The Merlin dance says it all

[@maratxtv7166]

I don't know why KZbin recommended me this video, but I like it.

[@Raivon]

Fate Grand Order is a beautiful game about going on adventures with mythical heroes, forging everlasting bonds, and having 'nam flashbacks whenever you hear twinkle twinkle little star

[@andrewgerardo2349]

What an amazing video subscribed for sure I hope to see at least one more but even if not these videos have been so fun man! If you need another friend on jp I’d be happy to have you as a friend!

[@Kyagara]

Hey, thanks a lot! I do plan on recording more, I don't know if I will be able to record this years Nerofest but hopefully I can get something out of it. If you want to you can send me an invite on jp, my friend list is pretty open: 472,387,845

[@NetaaaArts]

The editing on this video was amazing, hoping for more content soon!

[@ksDawn7]

FGO is that one game where you get everything except the one you actually want. And end up getting depressed

[@thvmr1815]

Oh my... his phone is in Portuguese. Do you know what that means? Olá irmão!!

[@Kyagara]

Finalmente um weeb português nesse mar de americanos haushuah

[@josearmandoarenalescarreno7751]

No soy Brazilero, pero al menos soy Boliviano y hablo español

[@rafaeltrindadelau]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CASSETA

[@Mag_ott]

@@Kyagara mais um aqui meu querido.

[@alterserena5414]

Como não tenho sorte no gacha acho que vou terminar de grailar o Cu Lancer. Ao menos ver ele solando tudo vai me fazer esquecer da dor de só ter ssr por causa dos free servo

[@blancrea2384]

Muramasa when I felt that.

[@thepower3620]

Well, after failing to get Eresh with 800+SQ (Or any 5* for that matter), that kind of decimated my passion for the game... Glad to see others having more luck in the infamous "Desperation SQ gathering"

[@pixel7649]

Was about to salt here but I remembered the same thing when I felt when I didn't get Gramps, I did get Eresh NP2ed as a F2P miraculously but I'm not gonna tell how much SQ I spent May the Blessing of Kur Reach you.....

[@thepower3620]

Thanks, I hope the blessings reach me... Grats on your victory at least

[@aphrodocta]

@@thepower3620 its ok i failed too -digital hugs of compassion-

[@thepower3620]

Thanks, friend. I appreciate it. We need to stand together if we want to overcome the salt.

[@uteriel282]

@@thepower3620 been sitting on np1 raikou from the day i started. and that was 2018. no other 5* servants in sight after who knows how many banners. -_-

[@craxnor]

Got a summon ticket from a daily login and gave jalter a chance. Got her. My friend who I introduced to the game has done 3 5* pulls since he got it. Other than that free to play. He got Ereshkigal on pull #1. Rama, Abigail, and Queen of Sheba on his second pull. Heracles, Emiya, Siegfried, and DaVinci on his third. And a random ticket he got Jalter. His luck is amazing.

[@Sekironprime]

mine is all over the place random tix for gil, got waver did a fuck it for jeanne last week or so, got semiramis paid to get melt, got fuck all

[@DragunHoardingLewds]

[SCREAM IN NO ERESHKIGAL] I have a D-- Luck stat that gets ranked down because of [Life's Bitch] personal skill.

[@Graestra]

I have good luck for servants I’m not aiming for but like. I got Waver, Abigail, and Saber Shiki like that.

[@erghianranggataa6457]

Wait, you guys have luck?

[@xyno2112]

Seeing the farm this man went to to get his Jalter, reminds me of my farming of 170k bond in one day on Enkidu for level 11 to try for Junao, and thankfully he came in that multi

[@LEGOfilms23]

5:54 hit me like a dump truck of tears and spent saint quartz

[@babanbo-sama2072]

I really like your journey to get Jalter. I can't stop laughing.

[@teoakio1902]

Truly, muramasa when

[@Trasgobardo]

F . . . until not. Well, I can't really sympathize with your situation. She was the 3rd SSR Servant I rolled for when she first was out (NA server) . And she was the 3rd SSR I got. After that the disappointment truly came. But I'm more of the "So you didn't want to come home? Well, never again will I waste my Quartz on you."

[@PickyColt]

And then there are people like me who summoned Jalter with 2 tickets.

[@cannedcoffee2518]

I summoned her with a single

[@hardnewbie4347]

I summoned her and Drake as an EX-rank luck bonus with 30 quarts by one roll

[@brakdanych4329]

Enkidu in a single 10roll Tituria in a single ticket Both Void and fujino in a single 10roll

[@espada9000]

3:05 I'm sure Lu Bu can do more damage with his Noble Phantasm if giving the same buffs.

[@runerocker3194]

And than there's people like me who have never gotten a single 5* and have resigned themselves to make do with free servants. At least my waifu is a 3*.

[@christianjohn9377]

Same

[@insidiousmarine2871]

Yep it’s all good with my mashu and ushiwakamaru but I wish I could’ve gotten her swimsuit version tho

[@deviljoker2387]

Around 280 sq and 3 SSRs, man you're lucky, I don't even get a SR.

[@potatoewifi]

"Nice story, didn't read" Basically most JP players

[@xWiZ3]

I've watched this video everytime it hits my recommended and I still cant get enough XD

[@merlin_best_girl2765]

I'm just sitting here in the corner, with my Arjuna alter and gramps that I got via tickets

[@erosenseiamvs1289]

The gatcha really do be like that sometimes i remember busting out 2000+ Saint Quartz for Miyamoto and not getting a Single copy during the first Shimosa banner i seriously considered lynching myself that day it's like Miyamoto hates me bro even to this day only have her at NP2

[@SamGarcia]

> complaining about not getting Miyamoto > have her NP2 ok

[@erosenseiamvs1289]

@@SamGarcia yeah but after 2000+ Saint Quartz dude that's a whole shit ton of money man i was eating Instant noodles for the next two weeks because of how much i spent that day😭😭😭😭

[@brakdanych4329]

@@SamGarcia even if it would be only the 2000sq getting her at only np2 is quite a bad luck, after so much sq she should be for an average player at np 4-5 And he most likely has spend much more than 2000sq on her

[@johnathanera5863]

Bruh. That's a VERY unhealthy amount of money to spend on a jpeg.

[@ivankristiawan281]

Damn, you remind me with Tamamo summer. I used all of my being yet failed to get her. Thankfully i finally got her in her 3rd(yep you read that right) rerun banner when i seriously consider to quit FGO JP altogether.

[@SamGarcia]

I didn't like the character and I got her that first summer NA accidentally. But grew to like her.

[@ivankristiawan281]

@@SamGarcia well at least you got yourself a ridiculously strong ST lancer, especially against male servant. Her NP gain and star gen is damn amazing eventho she is a buster oriented lancer, and she got a great set of skills (eventho with some drawback) that make her very tough. Honestly, there is little to complain about her. And personally for me, all of Tamamos are waifu material lol

[@uteriel282]

@@ivankristiawan281 used her as support during kara no kyoukai rerun to kick arjuna in the balls... repeatedly... for about 20 runs

[@tivexo723_]

It’s taking up so much of my time to grind smh

[@xWiZ3]

I've watched this video atleast 13 time and I just keep coming back XD

[@acesenpai6971]

Man I am currently so sick and in a mood but your video makes me laugh SOOOO much I can't stop coughing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@azd3398]

He's cellphone is in portuguese? You know what that means! Caralho finalmente um brasileiro nessa porra de fandom

[@daycampos8355]

Esse vídeo estava me deixando depressiva até chegar o fim, obrigada por não ter destruído meu sonho de conseguir Gil Archer um dia

[@chrisjung4483]

this hits pretty hard considering we're nearly finished with case files this year on na

[@luisricardoquesadagallegos798]

This is now my favorite video in the whole internet ♥️

[@edmonnavarroza317]

I didnt expect darkkmane would be here lmao

[@ozlunar6848]

feels like me and Tamamo been playing sense day 1 still don't have her. One day she'll come home

[@erikagaming1439]

Congrats on getting your waifu btw bro! Dont mean to flex but I got Altera this christmas with 300 quartz. F2P (False) btw.

[@tlcompletionist7892]

I had 21 Quartz and was going to quit if I pulled nothing. Got Jalter on my second single. Now I’m invested and don’t plan on quitting anytime soon.

[@Kyagara]

I love how the game has a way to put you back on it just because

[@shaddykack]

Is F/GO secretly a Maplestory/Taco Bell for the new generation? Sounds like a good idea until you have diarrhea for six hours.

[@user-yn2zu4hl2y]

Still cant believe how you got Jalter with so much effort. You're now my Idol, get out hololive girls, here is the good shit

[@rottenpotatotheweeblich3240]

10:29 this madman got angry mango, holy shit

[@leopeixoto1318]

>Jalter Wallpaper >Close vídeo

[@hagelschwaden840]

Till this day I haven't gotten a single copy of Enkidu despite rolling on every single rate up

[@St-sz8oh]

Bruh... Enkidu was my first 5 star I got her on my second day playing FGO

[@hagelschwaden840]

@@St-sz8oh And I had been saving up for him ever since America was released..

[@DrevenSP]

3 years of no Jalter it was the last day for me only 1 more ticket Summon Game crashes Check servants Jalter there Too tired to react

[@eri5471]

What I wouldnt do for a 2024 sequel to this

[@ZCid47]

372 SQ and 25 tickets... 1 Jalter, 1 Sig and NP 5 Emiya... I can't abandon this game now, to deep in the sunk cost fallaci

[@summerdaishouri2869]

I know we're not supposed to expect our waifu to summon on their first banner but can i at least expect kirei to calm down with his fucking tofus i don't want the damn tofu ce's anymore they're limit broken what else do you want from me kotomine. Great video btw epic gamer

[@Kyagara]

I can't believe Kotomine literally kicked down my front door said Yorokobe and gave me some red swords thanks gamer

[@espada9000]

5:33 Looks like a hack to me LOL.

[@Shojin32]

this is literally the holy bible of fate/go well done sir

[@misterturkturkle]

And im just sitting here with my np2 Jalter waiting for my ap to refill

[@howtocry8129]

I didn't get Asagami so Im back here again huh

[@terracottafred5126]

I did get her but I was going for saber Ryougi

[@shadowhunter-mi5su]

Sad how rare are banners for her too

[@finnegan8969]

Please wish me luck, im aiming for Kāma later on March, im stashing SQ doing the placebo run, making fan art of her, even buying sugarcane drinks as her catalyst, qwq the quest for waifu is real

[@e.t.anderson9049]

This reminds me of the time I saved up 460ish sq and about 70 tickets for Dantes and only got 7 copies of caster gil, and with my last ticket I got sanzang

[@manydoorsedboy6579]

The raid boss seeing you pull up again with waver and Merlin like: Ah shit, here we go again.

[@gasaiyuno6021]

I went through the entirety of the Reines Case Files and I sure as fuck don't remember a Raid. I got Gray and farmed her to be NP5, and max ascended and everything, pulled Siima Yi and all that. Still no Raid, only remember fighting a bunch of old story bosses.

[@itthisreallifeisthisjustfa7476]

Tips: Play country roads during summons

[@kirakira4]

I will never forget rolling 600saint quartz and 55 tickets getting nothing (except Parvati and Rama spooks).

[@shianpanchal8699]

Demn you actually got her

[@MrFloof-uy1qs]

As someone who started playing fgo (NA first) in a month and lost their osakabehime ,mordred and herc But redeemed himself with a nero and d'eon and marionette (in the tutorial banner)in NA I can really say that JP is paradise , Luckily the Las Vegas event was still three days left so I grinded ,and grinded and grinded with my ganesha shortly after the event got dioscuri then altoria alter ,ozy and napoleon ,in a sequencing of single rolls (Still sad for my NA since I rage quit but oh well ,guess we got our top 1 waifu but at the cost of my top 2 waifu) >;^< UmŲ ~

[@eevee1583]

Classifying fgo as a game is very bold

[@ethansewall1699]

>90% of your quartz is wasted. Problem is you don't know which

[@fabiopereira031]

3:52 for a moment I thought it was a Brazilian (maybe portuguese)...

[@pluzo9111]

and it is...

[@usernamesarestupid7104]

And then there’s f2ps like me who drop 300 quartz to get Da Vinci and on your last roll get Jalter. plz come home thunder thighs I have grails

[@sarim9531]

> Grailed Gilgamesh, Merlin and Valk sisters... You have my respect

[@aquareon2347]

welp I got a good amount of spoilers for FGO na in just watching this. Seems cool

[@SimpleSpectator]

It’s ok. Used 8 packs to get 1 Semi on launch day in NA. Just about 30 min before her banner went away for good, I did a final multi pull and a final single pull; got Jack off of the single and Semi on the multi. Hokusai? Didn’t want her. One multi got me 2 of her. Also got Jalter on her very first NA appearance with one yolo roll. This game truly is hell that we’ve walked into.

[@TC127_]

i used 540 sq and 18 tickets and didn't get her. Worst part is, the day before that I used 469 sq on NA for tamamo and didn't get her either. Didn't even get spooked by other 5*s :c

[@MT-yh3lm]

Imagine spending less than 600 quartz and getting a single 5 star. Ha couldnt be me

[@HistoryisBoss]

I got Jalter via my very first GSSR last July literally on my b-day. 🤣

[@HolderofSalvation]

I spent all my luck getting Merlin when he first came out in NA... and now I can’t get anyone new. Dick wizard sucked up all my luck

[@pentagonofpeople]

I got merlin in like, 300sq and 15 tickets. I was told to save up for him, so I did. And it worked, if just barely. When Hokusai came out I had another 400sq saved up for her but she came in 60 and I started to question my existence. Decided to roll for NP2 since I had the stuff for it and did, also getting tesla and herc2 in the process. Now if only mommy raikou loved me...

[@zexelatroxia8295]

pentagonofpeople I got Houkosai in my first 30 quartz, along with an Emiya (Archer)..... next 30, Karna came out. Not bragging, but goddamn luck was on my side back then.

[@sakuramikan01]

I feel u 😭 i got hin NP2 for 6 SQs now i sucked at every rolls 😐

[@dneiliz5809]

Luck is like that. I saved 630sq for NP2 MAlter and only got NP2 Summer Raikou. Recently, I got both Abby and Jalter with one ticket. I also manage to pull Hokusai in 20pull so I guess it balances out. Now im saving again to roll for MAlter again.

[@xsatsuki98x]

Whoa same-- I save up about 500 sqs for him, got him with not even a half of sqs used. Then I try to spin in another banners and... Didn't get any of the rate up servants 😂😂😂

[@hmmmooops]

Now you just need four more

[@jaca6614]

I pulled two Abigail Williams's in my one and only 10x roll for her back in December, and it took me just two tickets to get Asagami. My current punishment for this statistical treachery is that I am apparently never going to pull an Alter Ego. Between two banners, one back in January for Meltryllis and one going on now for Passionlip/Kiara, I have rolled 267 SQ (of which like 220 was free) and 31 tickets and have gotten none of them. The gacha giveth and the gacha taketh. ....ok yes, I did get two gold servants out of all those rolls (Jeanne and Tamamo Cat), but dammit, I wanted a freaking Alter Ego. Also I have pretty much no use for Tamamo Cat at this point. Getting Jeanne was nice I guess.

[@turinmormegil7715]

I'm laughing so hard cuz, even though not a FGO player (not localized, unfortunately), I have a similar gacha jinx methode: play Strange Kind of Woman on the background, and summon distracted, while playing another game.

[@ShikiT]

I'm from Europe so I had to get qooapp for FGO. Works well. Amazing game despite it's gacha rates

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@ShikiT Same here. im South America we don't have It lozalized, so we would have to use APK, but I dont know how to do It and I'm already to drained into other gacha

[@mendozahansgabriele.9964]

I dont even play this game but finished the vid anyways it was great lmao

[@nutrynity4240]

I have her at lvl 100 and 10/10/10 with 2000 Fou stats and the Shinjuki Outfit I love her

[@ThePrinceofsomething]

I need that background from @00:01, someone got the sauce?

[@Kyagara]

Background wallpaper? Both wallpapers I used are in the description

[@ThePrinceofsomething]

you did, I'm apparently too stupid to read, anyways, got that jalter on my phone now, tasty

[@ThePrinceofsomething]

and oh my, the quality is amazing now that I see it on screen lock

[@nazo2285]

Eh visto esto más de 5 veces y me sigue entreteniendo. PD: Jalter and Holmes for my count, please gacha.

[@crissarodaeli3793]

12:32 now your question is answered

[@izhmash3023]

This video is so fucking golden

[@matthewbutler798]

Wait this gamer didnt get the jalter shinjuku costume.

[@pimentinha1121]

Did you just set the cellphone to portuguese as a joke or are you actually brazilian? Just wondering.

[@Kyagara]

BR mesmo

[@charlesmoit5902]

Fun trick but risky. Get a cheap sq account roll there until it drains it will drain also your luck e and reset your luck from D to A then roll to your main account then voila you waste your money and time. And you didnt get an SSR servant

[@malcay5550]

And then there’s me, the salty memer who spent nearly 300++ SQs in the Da Vinci event for Jalter and got nothing. Brother and friend pulled her in a ticket. Also spent 200 SQs on the C Boys banner rolling for Waver, but got Arthur instead ;-; Wish me luck for class rate ups. Going in bare with 30 SQs and a dream. I most likely won’t pull anything though... :’/

[@twojac20]

well na luck sucks...rolled about 700 quartz...no five star..just emiya and seigfreid and a bunch of other random fourstars...but kara no kyokai payed me back a little with me investing about 70 quartz a little more i think and got enkidu and asagami fujino.

[@LordEmperorBoss]

*3 Jacks* Looks you got... 3 of a kind. 😎

[@turinmormegil7715]

i don't get none of the memes, cuz I've never played FGO, but , somehow, I can feel the pain

[@_h8729]

Now ive an anxiety to roll my servant Maybe 200 quazt is not enough Fuck

[@korosensei996]

I sure love interlewds