「Fate/Grand Order」The Price of Jeanne Alter

[@peppojalapeno5834]

"NOW I'M BROKE!!" I felt that, you felt that, everyone felt that! AND SHE'S NOT HOME YET!!!

[@jackieuchiha7350]

I literally wasted 120 quartz and all the summoning tickets from da Vinci workshop and still couldn't get her😭😭

[@SupernaturalDetective]

Jackie Uchiha I got da Vinci with 6 saint quartz left I sadly couldn’t get jalter though

[@jackieuchiha7350]

@@SupernaturalDetective jalter fucking fucked me up real good here to wait for her to come again and hopefully she won't fucks us again😂😭

[@hoangtrunghieu2227]

I am a newbie and i got her with 9 saint quartz

[@constantgaming2275]

No I didn't felt that because she came to me two times by accident on two different days

[@Blackhart-7]

When she cried? _I felt that._

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

WE ALL DID!

[@williams41]

This was literally me when I managed to summon her a couple of months ago. She was one of the two reasons that got me to start playing the game so finally getting her after TWO YEARS was very cathartic.

[@kishascape]

@@williams41 she the only reason why I play the game too. I hurting right now for berserker Jeanne 😭

[@brae4602]

I swear, fgo is the only fandom that openly talks about how it's a money pit BUT the willingness that I have to pour nearly 1k into a waifu game is unending

[@brae4602]

@Javert Boudreau I wouldnt trade a single one. Craft essences maybe but never a servant. They answered my call, I'd never just toss them aside! Every 5star down to the great bronze heros has a place in my Chaldea, in my heart.

[@brae4602]

@Javert Boudreau kiyohime is my favorite overall, I know the berserker pain haha

[@deadpool1524]

We're all in this hell pit together. Least we can do is comfort each other.

[@Fire_of756]

@@brae4602 Amen. That's why I also treasure Mata Hari, REGEND, and Leonidus "Never Dies Because of Muscles".

[@KEN4K]

@@Fire_of756 and don't forget our best writer who can't fight Hans!

[@TheAntiYuu]

When she said “I WANT SKADI TOO” I could feel my heart drop. Reality came crashing in

[@Jorge_Alvarado]

Yeah.

[@soulsemblance3163]

Lancer or caster for berserker memes? Assasin is irrelevant

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@joannakalista5011 should I go for skadi or minamoto no raikou?

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@joannakalista5011 when is her next banner?

[@soulsemblance3163]

@@joannakalista5011 I have no good berserker and I like ara ara so I'll go for her

[@WesGTheFootballGuy]

I got my friend a Jalter on his last try. He tackled me to the ground screaming.

[@theallies2007]

You possess the legendary Golden S-Ranked Summoning fingers...... You must surrender yourself for Science. ☆_☆

[@WesGTheFootballGuy]

@@theallies2007 I understand.

[@anon0453]

Lmao 😂

[@WesGTheFootballGuy]

@Yourchoice Then I go to play it and get practically nothing...

[@WesGTheFootballGuy]

@Yourchoice Nah. I got out of that game. Getting Iskandar was my goal. And I failed...

[@ivanbluecool]

Wow avengers really make people cry. Dante's made gudako cry when he appeared and now jalter did as well. Good luck to space Ishtar.

[@CircuitReborn]

Gonna be a prick and just say I got Count of Monte Cristo on the very first appearance on a single summoning ticket.

[@ivanbluecool]

@@CircuitReborn tears of joy right. I didn't get jalter but now I have gorgan so it's all good. Ereshkigal coming in a multi was my happiest roll.

[@nocturne4852]

Damn that means Nobu is gonna make me cry... Fuck

[@ivanbluecool]

@@nocturne4852 well good luck. Which nobu

[@insanenero2922]

@@ivanbluecool well, we are talking about Avengers... Unless your asking which of her aecensions they like more.

[@vDorgengoa]

Jalter: "You are my master." Me: "Wait.... that's not how that works."

[@an0N1M921]

Oh I see you are a masochist of culture as well

[@sonGoku-uq4mc]

ok now, i am going to kamehame ha shit on your ass

[@kishascape]

Yes it is

[@shadowneko831]

“I guess I am not eating senpai’s coochie tonight ” XD rofl that got me

[@NEETKitten]

And no one had dinner that night

[@mas8705]

Well that escalated in ways I wasn’t expecting...

[@Gtboy_Editz]

Damn 😅😂

[@AaronBellVA]

"Looks like I'm not eating senpai's cuchi tonight". That alone made my drink come out my nose 😂

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

Mashu is a woman of culture!

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

And then no one had dinner that night

[@salvadortoscano2534]

That was *GLORIOUS!!!* xD

[@kishascape]

@@earendurvoneinzbern7585 and you know it’s true too by how she acts toward you in game. There’s now way she doesn’t visit your room every night at Chaldea.

[@gedaliahakselrod777]

I did my first ten pull on that event in front of my friend, and got her. He immediately pulled on my collar and demanded I give him my luck, But I ignored him, continuously dancing in front of the crowd of people, who all looked at me with disgust and anger, thats the last time I play FGO at a funeral.

[@DrMDHyde]

Gedaliah Akselrod hahahaha

[@karlacastanares3084]

....I played FGO at my PE class... While waiting for our turn to play... I rolled around on the floor when I NP2 my Eresh.

[@flamingrubys11]

Once had to hold a scream when i summoned jakku my first ever 5 star and all time fav daughter in my history class

[@S.K-L.C.H]

When I installed fgo a few months back I pulled Brunhilde and Valkyrie together so I was kinda happy. A few months later I pulled Artoria Archer.

[@JohnDoe-ns5su]

You had me in the first half not gonna lie

[@nomanandersmith6416]

You put Dark Souls and Yugioh sound effects in a Fate/Grand Order comic.... I am now going to like and subscribe.

[@Vejitatheouji]

She's not dead. She went to the shadow realm.

[@firepuppies4086]

Isn't the shadow realm worse? Like, you don't get the chance to go to heaven.

[@Lemuel928]

Count of Monte Cristo is expecting you again,Little Lady.

[@polog1566]

She sounds dead to me

[@firepuppies4086]

@@polog1566 you'd know about that, wouldn't you? The fucked part is you didn't deserve it

[@kishascape]

@@firepuppies4086 yeah but none of this is realistic. She would never hurt you as your servant. Hell in one event she even spends time with you in your room and gives you chocolates.

[@solaireofastora5999]

"The price of Jeanne Alter" People:"crying that they got her" Me:"Anyway, you know where your sister at?"

[@kanvaros4451]

Jalter is too pure and wholesome for this cold broken world ! So happy best chuni came home

[@ZaphkieI]

“And nobody had dinner that night.” I miss those comics.

[@chrisumbreon7787]

THE ENDING THO

[@uselesshero.official]

They showed Mashu as a hoe... I'm triggered! 😡😡😤

[@danielp.6890]

" And no one ate dinner that night."

[@kwikslash2998]

When she said your my Master Celembrimbor: I've been there

[@Bor-uf5lb]

“And then nobody had dinner that night” Me: I understood that reference!

[@Mary-rj8rj]

I just love how Mash's mental was always stable when senpai get along to other people.

[@ZedArray]

"Has the cat got you tongue?" "I am the cat"

[@ivanbluecool]

Me: TRICK PLAY. WAIT FOR SUMMER VERSION(never got her first time won't roll again)

[@lackusshock]

Theres a wellfare version of every rare servant really. Don't have Emiya Alter? Wait for Chloe. Don't have Jalter? Wait for Berserker Jalter. Don't have Siegfried? Wait for Sieg. Don't have Ishtar? Wait for Rider Ishtar. Don't have Artoria? Wait for Saber Lily.

[@ivanbluecool]

@@lackusshock saber Lily is also in fp gacha on jp too. Also all the wellfare are pretty good. Sieg can np spam so I'll be happy about that. I need more zerks anyways and I'm done rolling for half a year to wait for either skadi or summer 3. If I get a foriener on gssr I'll roll skadi that's my plan. Also you left out. Didn't get shuten. Get shuten. Didn't get mordred rider. Get ryouma. Don't have Jeanne or amakusa. Get quets ruler. Also sad part is after this year he welfare goes down a lot

[@ivanbluecool]

@@ProjectTaker you still forgot shuten and or Eli and meha el But yeah seig is gonna be great especially on my arts teams pre Nero bride tamano buffs should still be a great attack caster. Summer 3 I'll go for summer Jeanne snd bb banners for both are great farmers too and potential np spammers too. Just depends on how much quarts I'll have by then as bb summer is my main goal and I can skip skadi as i don't want her much unless I get a foriener on gssr

[@eecaruz]

I appreciate the ygo reference ❤️❤️❤️ and the wonderful outro 8)

[@pinchy6]

God damn, the life point counter killed me. Awesome as always!

[@ashryver3605]

if there was one anime girl I could make into reality when elon musk pursues the true calling of humanity, it is either Jeanne Alter, or Artoria Lancer Alter. but mainly Jeanne.

[@jeffreydalpe3238]

2 years...took me 2 years to get her!

[@techpassion4126]

I just got her last week! And right after I got Fionn too, so glad I didn't give up and kept rolling after I got that dude 😭

[@jeffreydalpe3238]

@@techpassion4126 congrats! Never give up until the last SQ!

[@hailongnguyen1005]

I only played the game recently and got her in less than a week. 3 days later I got her again. And guess what I only used the free quartz, not a single penny spent.

[@jeffreydalpe3238]

@@hailongnguyen1005 congrats, man! I think you may have EX luck then

[@hailongnguyen1005]

@Jeffrey Dalpe thanks. Can’t say the same for my sister tho. Played for a year. Didn’t get a single SSR. Quit the game out of frustration.

[@mikesanders2500]

This is really great voice work. I love Gudako and Jalter together

[@codyhamilton7716]

Oof this hurts spent around 300 dollars trying to get her luckily she will still appear in certain gachas in the future really really want her.

[@MolloZhang]

This was my second year missing out on her ;_; 3rd year will be the year we get her LOL

[@RogueIRL23]

@@MolloZhang I guess I'm lucky to have got her spending only 120 SQ...

[@ravenwraith1017]

RogueIRL I haven’t even bothered. I never recovered after Sherlock Holmes. F2P, and so much SQ was dropping around the anniversary plus those missions, and then tickets...saved like 200-250 and luckily got him. I haven’t got an on-banner since

[@haloninjax542]

purchased the 80 dollar quartz bundle and pulled her on my first multi... i could have spent so much less...

[@davidashton3671]

@@ravenwraith1017 And here I am can't even save my SQ past a hundred before a random banner came in and make me spend all my SQ....

[@Zoras88]

What I love, is that the night before this was posted, she came home to me.

[@Emiya_Angelo_]

The amount of relate to this vid. Also, wonderful voice actors. And that last bit... top notch.

[@DippingNoodlesWashHere]

"And then nobody had dinner that night"

[@ShingenPendragon]

its little wild how i remember that video of yours and now you are voicing my fav character in HSR lol

[@Huyrrou]

"She died?" No you fool! You utter fool!! That Beast WILL never die! As long as the gacha still exist!

[@jakobwilliamzachariassen2640]

Servants: You are our summoner, but we do not grant you the rank of master Also servants: dies to lack of mana

[@Gaming_Pessimist]

We need more Jalter comics on this channel lol

[@snowtako6204]

Really Rinny? 😆 Wonderful as always Fishy! 😄

[@adriangonzalez7212]

The emotion the anguish! I love it! Can’t really say I can relate to how people feel. I’m only just starting F/GO.

[@misterturkturkle]

Me: [casually walking off with my NP2 Jalter saint graph] Nothing to see here

[@kingdomheartsfan3002]

God damned goose wreěeəəêėë÷

[@blackhazard2568]

YOU AREN'T HUMAN! GIMME BACK MY SQ!!

[@misterturkturkle]

[Takes off waddling with abby, ishtar, eresh, and np2 jalter and Tamamo graphs in its beak as the music speeds up]

[@AdeptKing]

Me: *tries to slowly walk away after getting Jalter after one x10 summon...*

[@patrickschweitzer4978]

I'm jus here for the alters....

[@silvergolden6387]

And this is the reason you shouldn't roll for 5 star servants; you will be broken before even obtaining one.

[@zeroxxdirgud6101]

Free saint quartz pull gang, literally second ten pull of the event and I got her

[@Fire_of756]

I once rolled Jaltear with a single ticket. Then I woke up. Then I cried.

[@joelrodriguez6643]

Now I'm feeling guilty of getting Jalter with my first 30 quartz with only level 3... And for getting Skadi in a free ticket...

[@Mikefrank333]

Same here but then Eresh, and Merlin happened. Those two are my SQ I saved up like it was nobodies business.

[@dillonmalbrue4179]

I felt this ngl. The pure joy of finally getting her after she slipped through my fingers TWICE...it was a feeling I've never experienced

[@gamechanger8908]

"Finally you came!"

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"Now I'm broke!" You didn't have to personally attack the whole community like that

[@chefcourier8511]

Jeanne alter: You should be grateful that you summoned me. Me: I want a refund

[@meliodicstar4216]

Its all now in the void brother

[@chefcourier8511]

Dammit

[@crona3316]

I waited a year to try again for her when I first started playing. The euphoria of finally getting her was amazing.

[@harmlesspenguin6104]

Wasn't expecting that end, almost had me spill my drink... almost.

[@gavrail9568]

Did a 10 role with free quarts and got her

[@shaunttorosian8498]

XD I loved this!~

[@williamstelmar9451]

"it's not that easy to summon me" Me: *has Jeanne with full five out of five NP* are you sure about that?

[@misterturkturkle]

Shoulda had a forest of 3 star servant clones standing around

[@MaestroAlvis]

Not only did she lose all her souls but now she's in the shadow realm.

[@The_CrownlessKing]

This just got recommended to me, and I love the voice acting a lot, but that coochie joke just hit me from clean out of left field. I don't think I hit the subscribe button that fast before...

[@Jalter-kun]

"nobody had dinner that night" Jeanne be like oh roasted master taste good

[@Roddy_Zeh]

Jalter going "What the?!" got me "OH BOI SHE'S GONNA SAY IT?! AAWW DAMN, CLOSE ENOUGH!" :v

[@wilk3425]

**Master wakes up** Cu: "Sucks, doesn't it?"

[@BurntFrenchToast106]

To be honest, I reacted the same way the first time Jalter showed up. The same way

[@yamatonoryuujin4871]

The price for Jeanne? Simple Gordon Ramsay calling you off on your burnt “Stake”

[@sukhoisu-24fencer3]

Price? More like justice at the barrel of a gun.

[@-.-...---7]

Just got Jalter on my first 10 rolls. I am truly the most blessed human being to have ever existed

[@jaredlarson2889]

Scotty! I need more quarrrrrrtzz *sobbing*

[@somaaaaaaa]

“Nobody ate dinner that night…”

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

Comic: Finally you came! Me: And she wasn't the only one.

[@Bloodschosen2457]

I jumped as soon when I heard that oh familiar death sound effect

[@Ayahime0]

How did you know that's how I feel?! Jokes aside, I'm really glad I got her this early in 2020. When her summon banner appeared on the first day, I was pretty scared and worry that I might have to waste a lot of money again. After 2 years of pining for Jalter, I can finally be at peace.

[@mdsking7117]

All of quartz gone because of her. Would roll again though.

[@Jampolo_OG]

Reminder that this is _before_ all the bonding

[@Kralex121]

I just summoned her during my first week of playing. Was one of my first Bond 10s too, so I can understand the pain in this video.

[@virgilthemob1242]

Too relateable. There's literally no other servant who bled me this dry.

[@glassbreaker7371]

I know the feeling of not getting that one character you wanted after so many attempts and ending up broke as heck . Gotcha games are so frustrating

[@gregwright98]

Laughs in single ticket

[@the_dread_wolf1936]

That outro made me choke on my drink.

[@merrickwolf0293]

Me screaming and crying for joy a couple years ago cause I managed to pull both Jalter and Jeanne in the same pull

[@KaguroDraven]

I got Jalter and a surprise Jack in the same 10 roll. It was a good day.

[@a_rabbit560]

Wanna know a horror story? Once upon time I was rolling for Jalter...... got my 3rd EMIYA (Archer)!

[@vuvietdung3487]

actually satan

[@anime4life209]

i feel this harder than my broken finger right now...

[@shadowreaper13]

No grandma she's now in the shadow Realm

[@sprig_gen]

Got my pay. 2 seconds later lost my pay.

[@ghost_exe1]

When she said "now I'm broke" I felt that, my kids felt that, my gandkids felt that

[@manuel6585]

I got her twice in one roll. I cried of joy then realized I had no money for food.

[@-Zagreus-]

Im bout to lose my mind bois le go

[@matyarsonic4254]

Jean d'alter: you are my master Me: no u

[@MrWeebs-gc2jj]

The great sacerfice The great hero you get

[@dariustiapula]

Are we gonna ignore the poor aquarium fish being eaten?. Assuming that's what Mash is crying at.

[@ranger24ff]

So I got to two of her on the same ten pull when her banner first came out. She has been the waifu ever since.

[@greenking9124]

HUGS

[@poolofwater5560]

That skadi quote hit me hard

[@spinylightgaming]

i pulled her with 1 summoning ticket... i was a newbie at that time...

[@trapmaster3dogiamnikomaste310]

how is the yugioh life points not a meme, that shit is s tier

[@atlastheholycrusader2623]

I lost all of my data in this game. So I can't help but laugh when she calls herself broke when she still has stuff.

[@Ashquink]

It's so funny and sad at the same time how Jalter was my first 5-star servant. I got her at my first 11 summons. I didn't even know that everyone wanted her so badly :')

[@RogueIRL23]

Real Feels, man.

[@airwaveraptor125]

I got Jalter on a single 3 quartz pull. Woke up during the rate up, saw I had 3 quartz, used them, then shat my pants.

[@DanteCrowlley]

*Should I rejoice when I've got Achilles from a ticket?*

[@chanceveiga4481]

Everyone who played this game during jeane special events

[@fsdaru4083]

This is gonna be me come may 2021...Jalter shall be mine...

[@matthiasboodhai9017]

Me who has jalter. I shall sell you my soul

[@datzeusboi7784]

I legit thought she was gonna stuff her face with EXP cards and Ascension MATS

[@AxeCrazyAutobot]

1:27 Yeah as funny as the tsun tsun Jalter comics are, too many people forget that in game she's a murderous psycho who routinely threatens to turn you into bbq if you look at her funny.

[@ivanaguila2336]

That's me when I finally summoned her... On a SINGLE SUMMON TICKET AT NEW YEARS AFTER I SPENT THREE PAYCHECKS GETTING HER LAST YEAR!!!