TF2: I can't stop getting crits!

[@tf2engineer]

Invisible medic explained: when your connection drops, sometimes players become invisible because Source spaghetti. The fix: open console and type "record fix; stop." This records a replay then immediately terminates it. This makes players visible because Source spaghetti.

[@pootzeketzi1233]

Happens to me every game

[@mysiph]

i have a button on my hud labeled "FIX" and it just fixes it

[@pootzeketzi1233]

@@mysiph drop hud

[@jorgereyes8071]

dude thanks for the advice! it's fucking annoying when it happens to me

[@mysiph]

@@pootzeketzi1233 ?

[@voyagesdelame1]

"Are you guys tired of me trying to sneak behind the enemy lines?" No. No, I'm not.

[@restinbones]

@TowBy the Mudkip boss baby style

[@goofyahhh_zezoca]

*No. No, WE're not.

[@MANTHELEXUS]

“A man can study tactics for 10,000 years, but it can all be undone by one crit” -Sun Tzu

[@IETass]

Extremely good comment. You should be proud.

[@A_menace_to_society69]

@@IETass I will teleport behind u and i will crit u

[@aaronparra4404]

I’m gonna use a bind for that, boy

[@bat6684]

@@A_menace_to_society69 surprised buttsecks -spy

[@A_menace_to_society69]

@@bat6684 Time to teleport bread as father recommends .

[@gorga8618]

I love how EVERYONE that kills him in this video is apparently using an unusual rocket launcher according to TF2

[@2BrosOfficialGaming]

its cause he didnt press f to update the weapon

[@jacksonriver2862]

i realize it's kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream new series online ?

[@jacksonriver2862]

@Sincere Wilder Thank you, I signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I appreciate it !

[@sincerewilder3458]

@Jackson River Glad I could help xD

[@Eidolon628]

gotta love these bots

[@parkermiller9101]

Fatmagic gets crits when he enters the threshold of his wine cellar.

[@thatguybrody4819]

welcome to my crit cave. my i interest you in some cheese with your whine?

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

The wine cellar: Fatmagic's Crocket Charging Dock

[@GooeyLagoon]

Gotta say, I found your channel about a week ago, and I'm impressed at how much your content feels like the good old school TF2 content. Watching you has helped push me to get back into the game, too. Big ups to you, Enormous Sorcery.

[@jarofjam6035]

I fuckin love that one, Large Witchery

[@souptime7136]

Reminds me of Muselk's older TF2 vids. How he sticks to a loadout and along the way some chaotic shit happens. Most matches I get are dull in comparison.

[@PostalGrace]

Obese Wizardry

[@1un4cy]

It's like the perfect combination of Ster and Jerma for me.

[@GooeyLagoon]

@@1un4cy That's pretty much the kinda vibe I get from it.

[@tthou1990]

"Doctor Large is very happy" - D. Large

[@Kimarnic]

Dr Large

[@Tokiko]

That’s Dr. Large, PHD to you!

[@blank888]

The Large D 😩

[@sinternet_2250]

The cheap items that get sold for a ton are probably being used as a way to transfer steam funds between two accounts, or launder a duped or scammed item without having a direct trade history between two accounts.

[@nobanolife7215]

most of the time with those absurdly high prices its transferring money between steam accounts. with some items its malicious (like those subnautica items a while back) but usually just to give a friend or an alt steam funds.

[@tf2engineer]

That doesn't check out. Valve tax takes 15% from the seller

[@雪底下]

with 15% tax no one would transfer money like that lmao

[@buenotv9102]

he's just advertising to his audience that they could own fatmagic's pan for the low low price of 269.99 CAD

[@GenetMJF]

What happened with subnautica items? Doesn't it only have cards?

[@dankey1546]

Could also be those fake spelled items. The ones where people adds a fake spell names on items with the use of the description tag. Old trick but people sadly still fall for it.

[@engineergaming8734]

"this is the most team fortress game that i had in a while" -bots check -random crits check -lag check seems about right

[@nocanseegreen3845]

nothing wrong with random crits

[@idot3331]

-invisible medic

[@MrFilgueiras.]

don't forget the source spaghetti

[@cia4u401]

Yep its engineer gaming time

[@bat6684]

And chaotic things

[@bravemaster5875]

12:14 This is the first time I see lightning on this map.

[@rain7895]

That's eureka effect engi teleporting

[@GmShyGuy]

Context: My GF and i do some kind of ''videos thursday'', we chose videos to watch together. It was my turn to choose one, and i didn't have any video left on my list. You literally just saved me with this upload! lmao.

[@MisterMehdi]

I do these... but alone... with my food... every lunch and dinner I also love to watch his videos after the 1st video i watch eating dinner probably "food theory" or any of Mat Pat videos then i go for a fatmagic video as a desert while also eating a desert if i have one Sometimes it's just cookies and tea I just summarized to you my daily happiness It tends to fill some of the "i need a girl" holes inside me

[@seamuschaos]

context for what

[@GmShyGuy]

@@seamuschaos For my comment.

[@seamuschaos]

@@GmShyGuy no

[@GmShyGuy]

@@seamuschaos ???

[@thegoosejelly]

6:37 The bot in the water made me wheeze

[@Ascendance2001]

2:00 Hey thats me getting kicked by a bot lmao I have no clue why but there's something that hits different when you and your freinds are in a fatmagic video without even knowing

[@Tiny_bigninja]

the only way ive been in a fatmagic video is with the donation part, but it still makes me happy when i see it

[@MinuteMadeL]

18:24 Normandy moment

[@chunkydonovan2220]

Another addition to the Fatmagic list of Cryptids: - Doctor(s?) Large - The Clammy Critter

[@bindstf2]

2:34 If that guy is who he says he is, that's koymu, and he mains spy with a controller. Just thought that was a cool fact. Edit: just watched the video, was rooting for him the whole time, he didn't get anything cool :(

[@rawchick]

12:46 I like how he says 'power of editing' and doesn't do shit about the failed jump in production

[@Kafe3647]

"That's the thing, I'm always angry"

[@DSaC_]

Dude, that invisible medic glitch happens to me once every 50 or so hours. Except for me it was always an INVISIBLE ENEMY PYRO THAT MURDERS ME THAT I CAN'T FIGHT BACK AGAINST.

[@despike925]

8:45 Madness Combat characters after forcefully getting transported into another dimension.

[@chunguskaczynski6287]

All of these videos can be titled “Average TF2 match ep. 1, 2”, etc and the name would still be perfectly accurate to the video

[@hike3037]

10:22 Congrats!! You said blyat successfully and now I, as a russian normal man, give you respect

[@zyrlmilesaguitong1598]

7:15 Random Voice Chat: "OOGA BOOGA"

[@lobito81799]

"I missed so much, but so did he" is such a recurrent theme on this channel and i love it

[@reactorfour1682]

The feeling of random crits being on your side every time you need them to be is amazing.

[@alecneal602]

16:15 "My girlfriend brings me a strawberry-banana smoothie, not asked for..." Nah for real we love to see it. What we've seen of you two together is great and I'm hype for the next learning TF2 vid

[@GAMER-RANGER]

When soldier finds scout, he's grounded

[@kirbs3784]

1:50 It's basically transferring money between accounts, mostly hijacked Steam accounts with Steam funds in them.

[@Malevolence460]

Damn :( I was hoping it was some generous millionaire… guess I’ll delist all my overpriced crap 😭

[@tf2engineer]

On the topic of Community Market price history spikes: you'll see most of these on items that have some sort of incredibly rare attribute, like they're glitched or a really excellent professional killstreaker/color combination. Idk why they would sell it on the Communitt market though, since the Valve tax takes an extra 15% from the buyer. Fatmagic's hypothesis about stupid rich people could also be valid. On the topic of Community Market bulk buying: oftentimes when a crate reaches around 10 cents it is guaranteed to go up in price in the future. Around that threshold you can tell that the supply is gradually being depleted. I bought like 40 Jungle Jackpot cases when they were 8 cents and now they are 40 cents apiece. Now is definitely a good time to buy stuff like Robocrates, older weapons cases. Another great example is the 2017 war paint case, which used to be less than 10 cents and is now $4 apiece.

[@husamettinakar2297]

That Engineer without googles is cursed

[@tf2engineer]

@@husamettinakar2297 I never rest

[@husamettinakar2297]

@@tf2engineer that notification scared the s out of me due to that picture!!

[@Malevolence460]

The day blue moon cases get too expensive (or run out 😨) I will be a sad broken man

[@TPguard5]

FatherMagic back with wineselling clam critters.

[@RaineKeidWilde]

We need an official random crit counter, see how many crits he could get.

[@bruhmoment6797]

Fathermagic has uploaded once more. A blessing from the lord.

[@roundboi6831]

Papymagic

[@bruhmoment6797]

@@roundboi6831 😏 😏

[@BrassThunder981]

@@bruhmoment6797 Daddymagic.

[@bruhmoment6797]

@@BrassThunder981 😩😩

[@Blackwing1207]

18:24 The German 352nd Infantry Division on June 6th 1944 on the Omaha Beach Stretch.

[@raymondjack8794]

18:24 The Nazis and other Axis forces on 6 June, 1944 in Normandy, France

[@GAMER-RANGER]

Knee deep to scouts feet so he cannot run away and also, no ammo, GLORIOUS

[@noahw4321]

The ideal world: healing orbs everywhere, crits aplenty, and everything is one big wine cellar

[@aDaewooLanos]

In that bit where you got behind the sniper (where you missed the airshot) just above there's a ledge you can hide on if you just jump up. It's handy to hide and surprise attack from, and also for placing teles if you're doing a sneaky engi video soon ;)

[@kingjensen8091]

Our Father of Magic, hallowed be thy crits, your anger be done

[@Calobrin]

"Escape-clam" made me immediately think of the Concherer. If you combine the two you get major zoomies. So maybe that can be a name for that combo. Escape plan and conch? Escape clam...

[@Malevolence460]

Genius

[@KPRfly]

Your laugh is so contagious, what a pleasure to see a ton a fun

[@doinyamom5810]

18:26 German soldiers on D-Day be like:

[@punishedgwynie]

I think the random expensive market items are people transferring money from one account to another for some kind of deal or it's their alt.

[@Iteration456-8_codename_goblin]

The portable vibe check

[@stredst3594]

Father critzmas has blessed you

[@felixsappert3718]

I am just in love with his deep voice at the end of every video!

[@pottymouth746]

BYE

[@hg-hq6jt]

that spy koymu in the first round has i think 1.4k hours on spy using an xbox one controller

[@bruh7196]

19:46 "I must go. My people need me"

[@GAMER-RANGER]

Fat magic uses only one spineless worm from creating a mistake of nature of walking vomit

[@achillchilly7110]

I’m so happy to find a channel that plays good old classic tf2. Reminds me when i was younger, playing and watching tf2 content. Nowadays, it’s more of a rare sight… Regardless, keep up the good work!

[@elliebingo]

20:25 hey it's me, I'm sure Doctor Large will make fine use of it

[@bostonmain9065]

I'm not tired of your shenanigans, nor will i ever be

[@GAMER-RANGER]

No head, no dinner, and no war as well

[@howaboutsomecorn8592]

Getting an ad right as a pyro gets in your face is the stupidest thing ive laughed at in a long time

[@MisterRuth]

"Crit rockets me into my soul" Dude, EVERYTIME I get critted, it hits me into my soul.

[@Sirtyl]

I like how all the person that killed him during this video were carrying the same unusual rocket launcher no matter what class they were ahah Nice little glitch ^^

[@kb-zealot]

it's a common misconception that tf2 uses a random number generator in determining whether or not to make the next attack a crit. What it actually does is read the SSU (spiritual sensor unit) to determine how much the player wants and deserves a crit, and then multiplies them together and compares them with a threshold. Some have theorized that it does something similar for static collisions: changing thresholds and precision based on readings from the SSU for the player's tiredness and dopamine levels.

[@spicycaptainpunch3805]

Tge legendary man's words:"Hello everybody *Father Magic* is here"

[@Elrevis9]

No one: Fatmagic: Angry crits

[@Hunteriwi13]

The angry lord has provided thou with thee blessed angry crits, father Magic.

[@myles3751]

Fatmagic gets crits when he's angry which means he's always pissed his power surpasses that of any and all super saiyans

[@thebusiness8212]

Random Crits will never cease to make me laugh. People will complain nonstop about them when they get owned by a crit, but stay perfectly silent the minute they get a 4-banger from the game mechanic they hate.

[@swallow_skyla3602]

"Yeah it's me" 😂 *fires crit rocket*

[@DISCONSOLATION]

1:49 maybe they're trying to transfer money from another steam account idk i just can't see someone dropping a band on a giftapult

[@1atem]

Answer to 2:00 about the items: Besically lots of scammers use alts sometimes to scam and then they quicksell on the market the scammed items. But since you can't transfer Steam wallet they do it like that. Also it's used by traders for big cash deals but mostly is from hijacked accounts/scammed items that the scammer tried to get rid of fast

[@258thHiGuy]

In this episode, Fatmagic is taken to the shadow realm

[@Pajdog123]

Fatmagic be like "I've the power of crits AND the wine cellar"

[@chamberofhope]

Crits lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. *I sense many crits in you*

[@GAMER-RANGER]

Those undead flesh sacs are gonna get critted

[@alien2562]

No matter how much old tf2 will get the game will be always a fun timeless masterpiece

[@phantomgamerx9157]

"Hey there everybody, Father Magic here" ....**BY THE POPE**

[@decoratedwheat4740]

Fatmagic: I'm the crit king, you don't mess with the crit king. GET DOWN GET DOWN!!!!!!

[@unusualincidentsunit2837]

Wow he speedran the 5 stages of grief in 2.5 seconds 7:58

[@teetree6661]

My mans just casually drops a fire Cr1TiKaL impression at 2:35?

[@boistopmotion]

I love that Fatmagic plays on my favorite map, pl_pier

[@bucke_t]

1:49 among us chicken nugget

[@Vi4Valentin]

Father Magic 3:57 True wisdom

[@cruddyzebrathegamer979]

Hey want an idea try a strategy called metal deficiency man where you use the widowmaker short circuit and the eureka effect it’s stupid and idk if you want to use it

[@jalontf2]

*stands up* I will be the tribute

[@logandodson3625]

The STAR_ influence on these videos is so nostalgic, thanks.

[@nezzapiggaTT]

fathermagic is now part of the fatmagic lore, as he is the one who trained fatmagic

[@GAMER-RANGER]

There's just something so beautiful about critting things up

[@tf2engineer]

Black Ops Zombies reference. What a gamer

[@Camad]

Thank you Father Magic. Your videos always unironically brighten up my day!

[@timoman6]

I enjoy the fact that Typical Colors 2 got more players since fatmagic played it

[@KingHoborg]

I bought a strange original for ~$10 several years ago, and then stopped playing TF2. I came back to the game this year, and I was looking at prices of stranges to finish off my collection (the really cheap ones)... Holy shit was I happy I got that original back then.

[@vladnotdetected]

This guy’s gift was comedy, true fact

[@JacoDeltaco]

honestly people buying low value item at high price might be laudering money or making a weird payment to some one

[@GAMER-RANGER]

Oh u want the teddy bear, scout u want the teddy bear, huh, WELL TOO BAD, UR NOT GOOD IN FIGHTING IN WAR!

[@forest-195]

He entered the wineseller, and was bestowed crits immediately The prophecy is true

[@blunestinredintel]

18:24 DON'T LET THE GERMANS TAKE THE SOIL!

[@koymu]

2:31 I guess I took him from his "wine cellar"

[@rain7895]

Fatmagic when your connection drops for a second and players become invisible type in console first "record 1" then "stop"

[@kermitpeterson]

Or just record 1; stop

[@wack9175]

He keeps his crits in his wine cellar

[@ricardochl5215]

This Angry man makes me so happy BEING HAPPY MAKES ME ANGRY *crits with a stock melee*

[@Madafrn]

9:21 Doctor large became *Doctor thin*

[@Solo_Leveling_L]

Fathermagic = Fatmagic with Critstreak Weapons

[@diogo1644]

Father magic.. Alright..

[@muhammadadityarachman8395]

I'm watching this before working out. Much love fat magic❤

[@diyartcollege1647]

Real legends will recognize the Ultimate Soldier loadout.

[@moonlightning8269]

4:03 sniper runs into corner and starts attacking nothing “tf how did none of those hit”

[@Synlinc]

Did anyone notice that this one person had isotope on all of their weapons, including kunai