FBI Reveals Items Found In Trump's Safe

[@TheBabylonBee]

What else do you think is in Trump's safe?

[@jimluebke3869]

Same as in Al Capone's Vaults, I suppose.

[@envisibleward2422]

The plan to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[@mikepurdue7472]

I feel like he would keep Altoids in there. Ye know... The "curiously strong" mint. Great product. He'd have those.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

McDonald’s and Diet Coke

[@ireneeugene-517]

"Mean Tweets for Dummys" a MAGA hat, and The Bee's personal information. Despicable.

[@mrb3135]

They forgot about the most important piece of evidence - he had several mattress tags, that clearly stated "Do not remove under penalty of law".

[@gmvalentine626]

LOL, good one!

[@pcj3405]

That's the final straw!

[@kitty667]

Well this changes everything! Perhaps they were in between the McDonald’s receipts

[@Callylily7]

Oh no. Say it isn't so. I have tags from my baby crib mattress...

[@legendofzelda2324]

Top comment

[@nduncan3742]

Again the Bee shows the absurdity of our government! Priceless FJB

[@cdc3]

Have you noticed the time lapse between what the Bee satires and the actuality of that satire becoming truth is getting shorter and shorter? It seems they can barely keep ahead of the curve on that these days...

[@artstocker60]

@@cdc3 Quite soon our "leaders" in Washington will be following The Bee to set policy.

[@user-bg2oi4bz3p]

FjBI

[@dwaynerider8295]

Shhh, or they'll be raided.

[@DrCruel]

@@dwaynerider8295 They've already been banned from Twitter.

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

I'm so happy they're finally being frank and transparent.

[@frankwhatton9731]

My name is Frank and I take great offense at that comment ! 😱🧐🤔😂😅😱

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

@@frankwhatton9731 Oh Shit. I'm Canceled. Now my children are doomed to wander the streets of Philadelphia wired on synthetic marijuana and carfentanyl. Good Job, Frank!

[@frankwhatton9731]

@@ezekielbrockmann114 you are very welcome ! You can ask for my help anytime. 👍😃👨🏼‍🍳🎆🌌🎇

[@yvek7101]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@patriciahayes3677]

This is a joke you jackass

[@ak2nda695]

This satire video is 100 tomes more professional than the actual FBI.

[@COVMAPA]

Once again. She nails it. The shame she feels after that home alone joke that did not land with the look on her face and then sliding her sunglasses back on was perfect.

[@truthbetold7718]

Agent Scoulder and Agent Mully, keep up the great work. The truth is out there.

[@phillipsmiley5930]

It sure as hell aint with the FBI

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

LOL glad someone else picked up on it.

[@ImNoBSING]

The truth is out there and they need to hide it

[@dwaynerider8295]

Heh, don't be too quick to praise. They smell of aliens from the foX-Files. I need a cigarette...

[@hawkhb9284]

One agent to audit and 86,999 armed to protect the children. Run migrants Run. No one escapes phantom income in America. You will owe taxes on all financial benefits or sent to Palm Springs for the summer or worse Liz Cheney’s ranch in Montana for the winter. Hawk #prepare2022 #4Maga2024 #HawkHB

[@seekanddestroy7343]

I'm surprised Scolder and Mulley found that much. And to think I was starting to doubt our federales.

[@dk6173]

Scolder and Mulley. 😄 The truth is out there.

[@mati.benapezo]

The (D) Files.

[@KelikakuCoutin]

The kickstand! Despicable.

[@hlmoore8042]

I was waiting for a sexy thong to come out of that box. The fbi panty raid.

[@violinhunter2]

They don't need no stinking badges.............

[@RexFuturi]

I've never heard the FBI be so honest before.

[@CarlosSantos-ln7xe]

Worked with the FBI occasionally while in law enforcement. In my experience more incompetent than corrupt.

[@RexFuturi]

@@CarlosSantos-ln7xe I was thinking more the higher-ups. They can be both incompetent and dishonest. I'm sure there are plenty of honest people in the lower ranks of the FBI and even CIA. But I'll bet middle management and top positions are ideological or corrupt.

[@TheLeebo1962]

Or so intelligent.

[@bvabky]

The funniest part the Feds told him to get a 2nd lock 🔐........ then they had the audacity to say why is there 2 locks on the safe WTF.....love you guys at the Bee

[@rabbitears8665]

And the day they requested the second lock, the FBI was at Mar-lago and Trump treated all them to lunch. That’s a crook for you- they set you up to be screwed and then eat your free food.

[@mr.d.572]

Department of Injustice

[@a.scottclement6967]

It's scary when the satire is truer to reality than what is called "news."

[@merthur88]

exactly, that is scarey but true. these guys are great!

[@up4playin21]

Once again the Bee delivers the highlight of my day.

[@Expressmusic457]

The home alone 2 bit was funny because trump is in that movie

[@up4playin21]

@@Expressmusic457 I bought a signed copy by Trump on Ebay for $2,500. I Keep it in my safe.

[@ollyrattyus5545]

@@up4playin21 Careful I hear the sirens.

[@BrianRetro]

You must be having a lot of bad days.

[@BlueGoat682]

@@Expressmusic457 Not anymore... they edited Trump out... seriously!

[@Atypical-archetype]

Let’s hope we continue to look back at this as nonsense and be able to laugh about it once all these stalkers get convicted or fired

[@hlmoore8042]

THAT would be awesome but I still have a ways to go before THIS gets truly funny. They're getting closer and closer to the truth daily.

[@Golfnut_2099]

I am not going to hold my breath

[@foxwithtubesox1075]

Lemme guess: you think Hillary will pay for her crimes, aaaaaaaany minute now, too. Lol.

[@ballaservices9275]

That happening in November!!

[@TheMosinCrate]

lmao, at most there will be endless hearings that lead nowhere, all at tax payers expense. Justice is for little people like us, not the politicians who are frankly above the law.

[@Masterchief68]

The Bee is hitting the nail on the head once again!

[@davidrains3918]

The FBI, from now on, should be referred to as the FIB.

[@cwolf213]

Great job Chad and Karen! Please take over for SNL due to this 4 min clip being funnier than anything they do.

[@Mina-cy4dq]

Yeah, and make all the skits about Hillary, Bill and Monica, sniffer resident and his sidekick dr jill.

[@georgehenderson7783]

@@Mina-cy4dq I find it incredulous that SNL does not do parodies on Brandon or Kackla Harris who give them plenty of material every freakin' day. They had no problems with making fun of Trump. What gives?

[@kenthhamner2641]

@@georgehenderson7783 bias is what gives!

[@markseaman4750]

@@georgehenderson7783 Yeah, SNL, what gives? SNL hasn’t been funny for over a decade.

[@steveenloe2628]

Let SNL rest in peace.

[@rachdarastrix5251]

But can we all take a moment to appreciate that Trump's creepy stalkers snuck into his house to check out the toilet?

[@danpoen5916]

they were probably hungry and were looking for a snack.

[@ritab-c492]

And took Melania's underwear for their crossdressing escapades.

[@RationalEgoism]

Does he have a gold toilet?

[@theovaissie2480]

He really did it.

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

People do a lot of their business talking on the toilet with the fan on and the water running, a high quality bug in the bathroom is required.

[@nuancecontraire]

Stealing the remote control alone is treasonous. I mean, when Joe finally sits down after a long day of raiding the ice cream machine and trying to stay lucid all he wants to do is veg out on the tv in the Lincoln room. But did he get to? No! He had to wait 2 hours for a replacement and then another hour for it to be programmed properly, only to realize the buttons on the replacement were far too small and difficult to read, and by then it was bedtime anyway.

[@cherylmockotr]

Actually, the remote isn't really relevant in this case. There's no way Biden could ever figure out how to work it, so Dr. Jill just turns on PBS and tells him only one channel exists. As long as Biden gets to see the Cookie Monster once a day, he's happy.

[@nuancecontraire]

@@cherylmockotr the illusion of options, however, IS important

[@kellyanne7225]

😂👍🏼😂

[@MichaelAarons1701]

Yeah, them _Matlock_ reruns aren’t 24/7 you know!!

[@majorgear1021]

“Look, there are 3 reasons I ordered the Mar Lago raid. First, uhhh, hmmmm, well that’s enough about that. Any questions? “ - Sleepy Joetato

[@0That_Guy0]

"We could best leave that film, Home Alone". I felt her pain in the following seconds.

[@kitty667]

“We’re gonna go ahead and show you these top secret stuff ” -FBI agent to the entire world

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Love the birth certificate and the kick stand! Effing hilarious!

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

They can't find Joe's birth certificate. Apparently it has also rotted away same as his brain.

[@alfavulcan4518]

the best part!

[@nikkijack911]

Hi five cracked me up too

[@markdouglas5310]

Spat my coffee out at the 'Biden's kick stand' line.

[@johnnysstonedbetamale1346]

He really does know how to use photoshop

[@mothmanprophet11]

Honestly, it's like the govt is the crazy ex-girlfriend that cannot get over her last boyfriend.

[@loismaciver2503]

So true!

[@gayemarianesfox2405]

You nailed it! They keep him current for sure!

[@woodyssnake8562]

💯

[@anthonyraineri5190]

Now that's what I call transparency!! Brandon's kickstand lol

[@davidduncan3365]

It was clearly an assassination attempt.

[@anthonyraineri5190]

@@davidduncan3365 Lol!

[@tippylongdog1039]

An act of attempted murder for sure. Damn you Drumpf

[@Golfnut_2099]

I want Firefly Season Two!!!!!

[@h.mandelene3279]

You know the kickstand was planted. They are showing a kickstand that goes on the LEFT side of the bike. The FBI just grabbed a common kickstand off the shelf to do this. biden fell to the RIGHT side. he is a weird guy and parks his bike to the right and not left like everyone else. That means the DNC were the ones who sabatoged the kickstand on the right side of the bike.

[@travishulse3954]

He hated America so bad he wouldn't even accept a paycheck. Despicable

[@pamelag7553]

I hope he accepts full pay for his second term because really? The government owes him big!

[@jonathanmuhaluk542]

​@@pamelag7553 Unbelievable how ungrateful/unpatriotic Trump was by refusing a paycheck from taxpayers. What a narcissist!😂

[@jeffweston768]

News update: Trump accepted his pay as president and billed millions for his 25% of term spent on his golf courses. No wonder he was deemed the worst president in history. Hillary was correct, his supporters are deplorable. Can't fix stupid

[@glassontherocks]

JFK was the only other President who refused a Presidential salary. Both did it for love of Country.

[@1001Hobbies]

I think this is going to age very well over time. This was funny. We appreciate what you are doing.

[@jeffreysalzman1497]

No matter how much you pick on the FBI, it's just not enough!

[@studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272]

Since it is KGB west 🕵🏻‍♂️ enough is not enough 😂

[@Joanla1954]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@joe.osullivan]

As a very dedicated nerd, I knew that there had to be a Firefly Season 2 that being held secretly next to JFK's brain, which conclusively shows that somebody was in fact shooting from the grassy knoll, and the fake version of the declaration of independence that everybody believes is real although Nic Cage has the original

[@WeighedWilson]

Season 2 was redacted because they had Area 51 aliens do cameos.

[@boobah5643]

There may, in fact, be a way to point out that the first season was about ten episodes from being finished, much less a second season, without breaking kayfabe. But I'm not seeing it. And no, the single extra length episode _Serenity_ doesn't really make up for that.

[@screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438]

Firefly is SUCH an awesome series. Literally the one and only bad thing about it is that it ended.

[@joeyboedeker2047]

The real question is, was Summer Glau in it, and how much screen time did she have?

[@yvek7101]

Lol 😂

[@thoughtsonfitness3249]

Well done FBI for finally stepping up to the plate and telling the truth!

[@vesubioromo9425]

What an absolute criminal! I'm going to vote for him with great anger!

[@iamintriguing]

😂😂

[@lydialanata8714]

This is genius, original & needs to be seen everywhere, including those in power now!

[@redgunnerjed]

Thank you so much for finding those McDonalds receipts. Don’t know what our country would have done without those.

[@MrMajikman1]

Yes! Now National Security has finally been restored!

[@michaelsimmons261]

I don't save mine..I DON'T!!

[@realhuman8284]

GENIUS!! Oh, and Defund the FBI Gestapo!

[@alal7835]

Perhaps the FBI was actually after "The American Book of Secrets" that Trump took for bathroom reading.

[@tomdewitt248]

Nah, they gotta find a copy of Hunter's laptop, open it for review, then slam it shut after seeing the filth on it. Why do all the prostitutes look so young in his videos/pics? Very concerning stuff.

[@myrasmama]

Lol, that's cute 😂

[@nunyabidniz2868]

Library of Congress can use the FBI like Gestapo to recover their overdue books? Man, all libraries wish they had this!

[@GazGuitarz]

Or perhaps the Don had the other half of the treasure map to Oak Island?

[@todydn]

@@GazGuitarz well he couldnt just stop after finding db coopers gold

[@ivanredinger969]

Very nice to see that the Bee has finally given up on satire and focused on the truth. We don't need people posting artificial comedy online. Thanks Bee!

[@cd6834]

Big ups for the Firefly shout out and, as always, thank you for pointing out the absurd in the world.

[@greenbudkelly2820]

It’s so reassuring to know we have this fine crew keeping everyone honest.

[@brendaw.7597]

I’m sure you guys aren’t too far off on what actually happened but you did leave off the near frantic struggle to see which FBI agent could raid Melania’s panty drawer first. After all, it was about national security.

[@beguileme8201]

You know those currently on the FBI roster tried on Melania's clothes. The Freaks!

[@abcdefghij337]

They didn’t try them on, they sniffed them like their current boss would. Guarantee, they just miss having a bombshell of a First Lady.

[@incurableromantic4006]

Well apparently they were going through he clothes closets so I honestly wouldn't be surprised.

[@patriciagilmore4834]

there may be some video of fbi agents walking around Mar a Lago wearing Melania's underwear on their heads and faces

[@mikefowler301]

@@abcdefghij337 lol!

[@KP-nm1ko]

Sculder and Mully…I love it! X-Files lives!!!

[@apples4bob]

You forgot the ‘do not remove under penalty of law’ tag on his mattress, that’s probably what they will indict him for

[@floydbraido2426]

I'm glad you guys told me what you found in the safe. WE GOT HIM NOW. 😃

[@peartree460]

15 boxes of Unedited copies of home alone...before they cut trump out.

[@se5080]

😂😂😂

[@peartree460]

@@user-xt3hk1wh6l h.a.2 thanks. I havent seen either

[@swampfox5660]

So you're that petrified of president Trump?

[@peartree460]

Lol finally got around to seeing the vid....boom. great minds.

[@trilbyoferal3705]

Nailed it! Exactly what you'd expect from the federal bureau of iniquity.

[@charlief.]

The Firefly Season 2 joke was absolute gold.

[@createfully]

I was pro Trump untile I relaized what he had done! I have been waiting 20 years for Firefly Season 2. I guess we will get Weekend at Bernies Season 2 instead.

[@stevemonkey6666]

I used to love Donald Trump but now I hate him because he took season 2 away. 😭

[@RealtyWebDesigners]

@@createfully This is true! Keeping Firefly season 2 is INSURRECTION! HAHAHA..

[@ChewyChicken589]

He kept it because he was trying to declassify it, the government was the one hiding it from us all this time

[@jeffreysalzman1497]

It was shiny.

[@andrewmorris4888]

This seems like the most accurate press conference the fbi has held 🤣 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@cryptoffilth8711]

Disgusting and sickening. Thank God for our brave federal agents who work tirelessly for our safety. Keep being tough on crime!

[@steveoh9285]

The most egregious thing found in Trump’s vault was a mint set of He-Man action play figures. Oh the horror!

[@nathanielbass771]

FBI agents were shocked to discover that the mint set had been desecrated with pictures of Trump's face with different expressions taped over the action figure's own faces. They could only proclaim their horror and disbelief of such unspeakable behavior of the "former" president despite everyone stating he is narcissistic...this just in, there are barbie dolls with pictures of his wife! oh, the humanity!

[@tticusFinch]

The unaired season 2 of Firefly??? He kept this from the public. Disgusting.

[@swampfox5660]

So you really that petrified of President Trump aren't you? Do you really believe all the load of malarkey that's coming out of this administration? b

[@stolearovigor281]

🤣🤣

[@swampfox5660]

@@stolearovigor281 The new meaning for that emoji that you have exhibited is wishing for people to die, is that what you're wanting?

[@stolearovigor281]

@@swampfox5660 no lol I don't wish it even to the human race enemies.

[@swampfox5660]

@@stolearovigor281 Sure? Sure?

[@SHREDTILLDEAD]

I feel like they went into his estate with a box full of folders with top secret markings , so they could just spread them out an photograph them.

[@stanburk7392]

The sunglasses, on, off, on. off made every announcement so ground breaking!

[@JimMorrisonsBathtub]

I knew this video was a joke as soon as I saw "FBI Reveals"

[@upschutt4842]

Of course they reveal - now, if they reveal the truth, that is another question.

[@316bonnie1]

Of course ITS THE BABYLON BEE! SUBSCRIBE

[@usertogo]

What do you mean a joke? I don't think you get the seriousness of the issues at hand!

[@Marquetica]

When I saw it was posted by the Babylon bee I knew it was a joke

[@salesadmieze9049]

Yeah.. that's an oxymoron

[@fearthehoneybadger]

They found the routing maps for DC area ice cream trucks which were immediately returned to Biden.

[@nathanielbass771]

mysteriously, there were also maps of the local school buildings marked with the words "hot spot". Biden must be planning to improve his community! What a hero!

[@Istian_Ikes]

This is irrefutable proof that our institutions are trustworthy and unbiased.

[@reubenmiller7988]

The Bee found more than the actual raid! Good work guys

[@lawrencemarocco8197]

They forgot to show the tags he tore off the mattresses and pillows.

[@josephm3775]

Come on Agents..."Deplorable" not "Despicable" Very funny skit!

[@thecakeladytm]

I laughed so hard at the kick stand.....😂😂😂

[@Ta2dwitetrash]

That one was my favorite. Only because I never got into firefly. Saw the movie though. Trump having the long wished for 2nd season is hilarious though.

[@dk6173]

That was the best!

[@screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438]

@@Ta2dwitetrash There is nothing to get into. It's one season. Binge and enjoy. It's like Indiana Jones in space, but better. Freakin AWESOME series. The ONLY bad thing about it is that it ended.

[@ninasamuels9482]

You guys are priceless . Thank you .

[@daflava13]

Despicable

[@2ndTim3_1-6]

Its incredible how you got the footage of the actual FBI press conference

[@CRD-hi6vk]

Thanks Babylon Bee. Y’all always deliver the truth and clarify everything we hear on the news.

[@Eric-df1ml]

I love this stream! Thank you Bee!

[@leahg3926]

I hope the Trump family watches/reads BB. You ROCK.

[@JacobAnawalt]

I started loosing it at the birth certificate. Well done!

[@kjaubrey4816]

😂 Love the Firefly reference. Wish there was a second season.

[@pilgrim42]

Orange Man Bad was keeping it from us. His most egregious act yet!

[@RealtyWebDesigners]

@@pilgrim42 Keeping Season 2 is INSURRECTION! Hahaaha..

[@pilgrim42]

@@RealtyWebDesigners perhaps the next "surprise" witness at the J6 hearing will have bombshell testimony about how keeping season 2 of Firefly was the greatest threat to "our democracy" that has ever occurred. Was Trump going to share season 2 of Firefly with the Russians, thereby endangering the whole of our civilization???????

[@loginregional]

Epic. This is the kind of episode that they talk about on Late Nite TV.

[@joeomalley2835]

Great stuff Bee! As always. Good to see the FBI finally coming to their senses and being transparent with us all...and I love their impromptu review and critique of Home Alone vs Home Alone 2 that they throw in there.

[@johnnysstonedbetamale1346]

I like how Home Alone 2 is the one with the Trump cameo. It just illustrates how large Trump's ego is!

[@NYBraveheart]

"Despicable.. What a scumbag. Real sick stuff going on here. " - FBI Agent Mully

[@64MDW]

Existentially despicable...

[@Dobiegal]

They forgot the toilet seat cover that says "Sanitized for your protection"....or the tags from pillows. That IS a federal crime. It says so on the tag.

[@yvek7101]

Lol 😂

[@kellyanne7225]

Oh, yes! You’re right! That will be the next press conference! 👍🏼😂

[@mombeaubob]

God bless your sense of humor in the midst of such rampant evil.

[@tom5141]

Somehow each item was better than the one before. Thanks for always making me laugh

[@tackyman2011]

The kickstand was utter genius.

[@CharleyBallmer]

The kickstand...brilliant!

[@nickelliott1174]

Most truthful press conference ever given by the FBI.

[@BlazeBuds]

I'm so glad you put this into a video, I kept meaning to show my work mate the list you had of items found

[@CrystalClearYT]

Rumor has it He also has Joe Biden‘s training wheels

[@cdc3]

Only because the wheels came off of Joey long before president Trump took office. Even Bamster warned us beforehand of that fact. "Look out! Here he comes again!"

[@CrystalClearYT]

@@cdc3 😂

[@Awcrap56]

The unclear ones?

[@tonywilliams8878]

Refreshing honesty thank you for sharing and speaking out

[@kevinkirk4285]

So glad that season two of Firefly is finally back in safe hands. I can hardly wait for it to be declassified and released to the public once and for all. Any luck finding season two of Vinyl??

[@jhsilverstar5292]

One of the times I had to work with this group on a warrant search , I told them if they were half as Dialed in as Mulder and Scully, they would be a decent organization! They happened to SCREW up the detail as they forgot to put an agent on the rear of the house 😤

[@americanwoman2360]

You are truly a Diamond 💎in the rough Babylon Bee. Thank you for the laughs and the best satire in modern times!! Has SNL tried to hire you to write for them? 😂🤣

[@maxwellcrazycat9204]

SNL is too chicken to air real comedy. They're afraid that their masters would cancel them.

[@Video81501]

Rough? These guys are polished gems 💎

[@frankcoin458]

The bee decided SNL wasn't worth the budget. They should Elon musk SNL by offering to buy

[@charlysteenstevens9314]

Why did you make the FBI seem so life-like? They are so full of themselves.

[@gunnysalas3059]

The Babylon Bee is (perhaps) my new favorite channel for political (real world [sadly] issues) satire... I'd love to see BB on cable networks 🤟

[@jojospeechy4848]

Genius! Hilarious! Babylon Bee does it again! BRAVO!! 👏👏👏👏

[@hesdeadjim66]

They forgot to mention the classified photo of Trump giving Kim Jong Un a nouggie.

[@waynzignordics]

I liked the single-take format. It forces your actors to improvise on the spot. Well done.

[@tedreynolds3338]

After all this, can you imagine what type of personality would seek out employment at the FBI. And yet, those ranks will be filled.

[@ogredad55]

I got upset when I read the title. I was hoodwinked! This is great Satire! Thanx and God Bless those responsible for this great video!

[@stephaniemoore7634]

Spot on!!!!

[@dianefeack8423]

I was hoping they would pull out the tag from the mattress of a bed in the WH!

[@DJ_Frankfurter]

That birth certificate joke got me good

[@philpugliese7049]

The purpose of the raid (now an unword) was to get attorney client information, the affidavit is not being concealed it has not yet been written.

[@pennylankheim6594]

Make modifications-fabrications within the affidavit, to match fabrications-modifications in the evidence found? Now THAT is thinking ahead! 👏👏👏

[@philpugliese7049]

@@pennylankheim6594 I don't think the affidavit of support was written until after the search. Anyone who trusts the DOJ or FBI is a fool

[@saraswanson4118]

You guys are priceless. Thank you for making me laugh. You did a good job depicting what the fbi has come to.

[@irisjanemay1903]

I think under the freedom of information act Fire Fly Season Two should be released to all of us! The world deserves to see these episodes.

[@1FokkerAce]

The way she meekly puts her shades back on after her joke bombed, lol! I love this stuff.

[@authorannie1211]

Thank you for reminding us of the infamous birth certificate that never existed. I thought I was the only one who still thought of that. :)

[@TheDaywalkersDad]

Please do another one on raiding Melania's closet. That could be pure gold.

[@kathygoulden2925]

The luggage stealing nuclear dude needs to accompany the fbi in the closet....funny stuff

[@terrybanks5063]

absolute gold! i just smiled for the first time today thanks to your pair, not because im an utter misery but the state of the world kind of is and i live in the uk which makes it instantly worse to be alive. i actually had a policeman question me one day because i was "smiling too much" while riding my bike through town and it was suspicious 🤣 i was personally surprised he had the time as i thought policing twitter or dancing at pride parades was on top of the uk police agenda thesedays. i subscribed or whatever anyway. you guys really are funny as hell, keep it up

[@fredzephire4071]

How in hell did you manage not to break down with laughter during this, well done😀

[@shakesitoff1122]

Sadly this is an accurate depiction of the FBI today!