FBI VISIT TO MY HOUSE - INTIMIDATION FAIL - FEDS DRIVE 200 MILES TO ASK ONE QUESTION

REGARDING EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE ARREST
PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT ON THE FED'S BEHAVIOR IN THIS VIDEO.
JUNE 11TH, 2018 MUNKAY 83 AND I WERE ARRESTED (NOT ARRESTED, IN THEIR WORDS)
Here are parts 1 and 2 of our arrest.
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[@lothsper]

I've always wanted to be on a watch list

[@johnnyfiveo]

it looks good on a resume :)

[@iamjsams755]

It's a badge of honor.

[@TheFifthOfNovember93]

"YOU JUST MADE THE LIST."

[@lothsper]

@@TheFifthOfNovember93 don't tease me

[@TheFifthOfNovember93]

@@lothsper the government definitely has a longer list than Y2J.

[@primeministerofredneckistan]

Since when does the FBI show up dressed like middle schoolers?

[@gracieg7601]

Mr FBI guy has a shirt that came from the bottom of laundry basket. Unironed! Geez. I thought FBI were supposed to be cleaned and pressed! Guess not. Lol and her with her clothes from the club last night.

[@augustusomega4708]

At least he didnt flash an oversized cartoon FBI badge like Fox Mulder

[@AlGhoul]

Right? What FBI agent shows up with a pink/purple backpack to question a guy about terrorist activities? So weird.

[@putgordon]

They don't all dress in suits. You watch to much TV. They are doing field work. Just like cops dont always wear Uniforms especially especially undercover top cops and a lot of times even detectives don't wear uniforms. I know because I used to have a lot of friends that were police officers somewhere undercover And I'd never seen them in a uniform.

[@AlGhoul]

@@putgordon No one was saying they had to dress in suits or a uniform. And an FBI agent serving you papers is not the same as an undercover police officer. There are reasons for police officers to wear uniforms, though. Just like there are reasons for detectives and federal agents to dress up more than casual (or grade school casual, in her case) with badges hanging from their necks or on their belts. And that's the point a lot of people are making here.

[@davidtilley3049]

He drive 200 miles to get your word that you were not going to harm anybody.great work FBI

[@threatassessment606]

ROFL

[@93TJG]

FBI don’t have phones tracking policy 🤣

[@kccts44]

Tax payers pay this mans salary. Gas included too.

[@JB-ds3ig]

Government saving tax money

[@GoldenGod69]

@@kccts44 yup was just gonna say this little mission probably cost the tax payers atleast $1,000 in salaries and travel alonr

[@jt2861]

There’s no way the FBI genuinely thought you were going to maliciously retaliate against EAFB. They simply wanted to intimidate and frighten you by showing “we know who you are, we know where you live, don’t cross us” which is sickening.

[@richiestaklinski5499]

How about it's not normal to go to an airforce base dressed like Chewbacca while taking pictures and intentionally causing problems when questioned. That's why they came to see him. It's a security issue and if they didn't and he went back and shot the place up the narrative would be you knew and did nothing. That's how things work today, you act nutty at military bases, airports or schools you get a visit.

[@jt2861]

@@richiestaklinski5499nothing you said was in regard to any laws that were broken. Everything that he did was lawful. I’m curious which one of the FBI’s policies specifically refers to visiting subjects homes for their “nutty” behavior. I wasn’t aware that was a legal term.

[@richiestaklinski5499]

@@jt2861 You don't think with all that has gone on at airports, schools, religious buildings and military Instalations that it is wrong to investigate why someone would be taking photos. You can't be naive enough to fail to consider that a person doing this might have nafarious motives leading law enforcement to question the intentions. Im down with not violating peoples rights. Im not down with intentionally doing shit to antagonize law enforcement for the sole purpose of making a video. If someone came and parked their car outside your house and started filming you, your kids, your wife, your vehicles im sure you would call the cops. Also if you were having a disagreement with your neighbor and another neighbor came over and started filming you two arguing you wouldn't be happy.

[@robbie521]

Richi…. You sure sound like a cop to me. He was not at anyones home taking pictures of their wife and kids or any other such BS. With ideas like that in your head then maybe you are the one that the FBI needs to travel to question about your behaviour.

[@gracieg7601]

@@jt2861 lol snd in unironed clothes. Her in her last nights club clothes. These two just need a trip to party on the tax funded dollar. The woman’s brother said we will get you two a little trip snd while your at it, go by and look at this guy. Here sister let’s make you a little badge so you look real. She didn’t fool me. Her last nights club clothes and him in his freshly unironed shirt. Lol that’s funny. Can I see your ID? They came to his house? And they need his ID? Oh that’s sneaky! Lol geez! Well everyone has been saying the FBI are a bunch of crooks! They proved it. 😊

[@ryanmoorfell1530]

These people are the living proof that if you pay people enough money, they will do absolutely anything they're asked to do, against their fellow man.

[@lucasottens8506]

Amazing. 200 miles for less than four minutes of conversation. I can tell that the Government and those agencies that receive our tax dollars are spending them wisely.

[@TonyRule]

Word of inventions such as the telephone is yet to reach government departments.

[@byronchavarria4954]

322 Kilometers

[@armildageorge169]

The reason they drove two hundred miles was because they were the closest field office for that area and they couldn't just call because that had to have visual confirmation as well as the correct name, that's why they asked for ID and wanted verbal confirmation.

[@luckylarry88]

@@armildageorge169 No it was for intimidation purposes

[@DrivenByLuckGaming]

They prolly wanted an easy day so they chose the 200 mile job for the day 😂

[@nolajoe8959]

Of course they drove 200 miles for one question.why not? We're paying for it!!!

[@1USAUSA]

Nola Joe Of course, they don't care... If they have to SPEND BILLION DOLLAR of our tax money to prove their point in court, they will and in fact they won't even flinch for a second... It is not their MONEY!... Who cares. Right? Why do they do this even though they know this guy POSES NO THREAT TO ANYONE? It has to do with MONEY. Just for a 2 hour drive and 10 minutes CHIT CHAT, they can say they did their job and collect on this MEANINGLESS TASK in HUNDREDS and THOUSANDS... Now, people wonder why GOBERMINT is always complaining there is NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO GO AROUND... and this is one of the reason WHY... Is WAR against DRUG putting an end to it? NOPE... but it is HELPING the LAW ENFORCEMENT and the GOBERMINT generate REVENUE... Will WAR AGAINST DRUG ever come to an END? It won't and the GOBERMINT and the LAW ENFORCEMENT will make sure it will never come to an end, because again IT GENERATES MONEY for the LAW ENFORCEMENT and the GOBERMINT. In a NUTSHELL, it is all about the MONEY, Nola... Any other question? lol

[@brucewightman5168]

DONT FORGET THE GREAT BREAKFAST ,COFFEE SHOP THEN LUNCH THEN COFFEE .OPPS THEN DINNER

[@gregwilson3173]

maybe theres a water park near by

[@MrDLRu]

Yes, and to justify to Congress that they need a bigger, better, data base for all the terrorists they need to add to the list.

[@1951rlc]

Exactly, law enforcement PRIORITY reform is badly needed in this country!

[@thornyturtleranch6152]

My experience with federal agents: they travelled to 4 states to threaten friends of mine for incriminating information. It failed. And I won my lawsuit against them for robbing me.

[@mikewilliams2072]

Great, glad you won!! One for the good guys

[@Amanda-ek4kk]

Wow, real FBI agents are very disappointing. 😞

[@brandonbp122]

You mean they're not badass like in the movies? One of these is a local police task force agent and the other is an affirmative action hire.

[@alexdetrojan4534]

I expected black suit, black sunglasses and fedora hats...honestly. 😂

[@Karlswebb]

⁠@@brandonbp122how dumb can you be? She probably got the job being the best candidate. Speaks volumes that you decide to assume she’s an affirmative action hire because she’s female. Pathetic.

[@GuyIncognito-mw8mr]

Secret Service agents are along similar lines,old burned out flat foots and kids that look like they belong in Junior High School…..

[@mikeredline27]

FBI agents in street clothes and wearing a little girls purple backpack yeah that's suspicious to me

[@ThePindar]

Yeah, they should have fancy clothes like in the movies right? 🤡

[@chiefyovany572]

Pedro Borrelfo what kind of movies show fbi in fancy clothes?🤡 u play with the weenie to much

[@ThePindar]

@@chiefyovany572 imagine having no arguments and having to resort to vulgar insults like that one LUL, guess you're still in your teen years? 🤡

[@wrightfamily7381]

Maybe one of them is secretly Dora the Explorer

[@chiefyovany572]

Pedro Borrelfo you mad papi?

[@DJSkittles365]

"I'm not giving you my I.D. you know who I am!" Golden lmfao

[@johnnyfiveo]

fuck these people they had a 150% full color blowup of my DL on the top of my paperwork.

[@TheGosgosh]

Well, would be a sad day if the fbi rode out to someone accusing them of something while they don’t know who they could find on said property. XD Then again, this doesn’t increase confidence in their ability to handle stuff rational either.

[@firstlast9731]

golden and illegal. mhm.

[@KingLarbear]

Me: you drove hundreds of miles to my home to locate me, you know who I am

[@sweetpea1322]

I would not be able to take the lady FBI agent serious while wearing that purple backpack!! 😂😂😂

[@MrVenona]

That's the intent! That backpack is just a prop.

[@dianaklien1560]

Maybe that was the point of wearing it. Don’t worry about talking to me, I am not scary; I wear a child’s colorful backpack.

[@RichardMcGrath]

I doubt it was full of candy and "See Spot Run" books. @@dianaklien1560

[@christopherdillon6303]

I like how the female agent has her little backpack like she just got out of elementary school

[@ronaldryan4801]

Probably a small machine gun in it 😂

[@joemahma3457]

@@ronaldryan4801 and dildo

[@mikewilliams2072]

She may be still in elementary school, if she could just get past the 4th grade!!

[@loschwahn723]

@@mikewilliams2072 such kind of psychoparsers came never over the pampers ehm over and out

[@RichardMcGrath]

Well, it's not full of candy. @@ronaldryan4801

[@dm2047]

"I'm an FBI agent, with the the FBI" "Yes the floor is made of... Floor"

[@METALMAN4Wii]

Is the wall made from wall tho?

[@adcas1238]

They are not known for being smart

[@edwardmiessner6502]

My version: "I'm an FBI agent, with the FBI" 😒 "Prove it."

[@markferguson3745]

Well, - you never know, these days.Since 911, they have hundreds of new departments of departments, all collecting fat benes for watching themselves watch each other doing nothing. How much time and money do you imagine that one little visit cost?

[@cliffcharpentier34]

where they even agents? no gun . no shinny badge. i think they work for the fbi.

[@vinto34]

This is like the mafia paying a friendly visit and making friendly threats.

[@tracymillermorrow8753]

All they are missing is a Louisville Slugger to break some bones, right?

[@john-henryrabb3357]

"I'm an FBI agent, with the FBI." This is a REALLY WELL SPOKEN AND SMART mafia. :-)

[@jhr7190]

@Johnny Rep kinda like that WUSSY DOUCHE-NOZZLE, DeNiro, who's convinced himself that he's a real-life mobster. Or Cuomo, another wanna-be mobster. Look at the types of women they marry, Western-left women, and then you know why DeNiro and Cuomo try to "play tough-guy" in public. Completely emasculated, at home.

[@rivervisual7802]

There is no such thing as a 'friendly visit' from the FBI.

[@SPAMDAGGER22]

"You have a beautiful family and a lovely home, it would be a shame if anything bad happened to them"

[@joebarrett9830]

In case you didn't catch it, he is a US Marshal working for the Justice Department, she is the FBI agent. That is why she described herself the way she did. He didn't disclose he was a US Marshal, he claimed to be FBI out of Bakersfield. He did mention later that they work in a task force, so it is probably a joint jurisdiction task force. However, he probably shouldn't be telling people he's with the FBI when in fact he is with the Justice Department and is a US Marshal.

[@ameripenguin]

The credentials he shows are FBI credentials that state he is a special deputy US marshal. Special deputy marshals are not the same regular deputy marshals. They are essentially task force officers for the USMS from local/state departments. So he's a task force officer of USMS acting as a task force officer for the FBI. Considering he's showing FBI credentials, on FBI business, and how complicated the situation is, I think he picked the right option.

[@tommygunss4576]

Agent asswipe "Can I see your ID?" American Citizen- "No you may not, you already know who I am." I lost it laughing.

[@ajrichards1190]

The feeling of two feds visiting your house to show you a copy of a citation is almost equivalent of two IRS agents driving 300 miles from a tax paid vehicle to collect $17 in back taxes in an rural area.

[@tchavdarpavlov834]

But they didn't even drive over there to show the copy of the citation, they did just to ask the question and take his word for it, they just had the copy with them for no reason since it's a thing between him and the airforce and they have nothing to do with that!! 🤪

[@MgtowRubicon]

And they won't accept cash, especially small bills.

[@karlwalter2242]

You wish.... Isn't that simple, he's tagged... 🤪😝

[@dot4975]

I thought they were being overly polite since the creep said he didn't get it in the mail. Yeah right.Thats like trying to avoid jury duty by shredding the summons in the shredder. What a lier, Also they didn't have to show him , they could've just let the police drag his sorry ass into court.

[@freedom1439]

Just so everyone knows, I’m a landscaper, from a landscaping company

[@johnnyfiveo]

filed under the department of redundancy department?

[@tactision]

LMFAO

[@jhr7190]

That's equivalent to, "I'm a kiddie lover, from Hollyweird."

[@thetruepatriot7733]

well I'm just a florist delivering flowers for a floral company. nothing to see here...💐🚐

[@johnnyfiveo]

@@thetruepatriot7733 is that a pic of you in your thumbnail?

[@devildogsmom1]

Thank you for what you are doing. Not a lot of people will stand up like you are.

[@tobyschuring1534]

How embarrassing for those FBI people to have that assignment!

[@plexbono9589]

They're letting you know you're on their watch list. They're bugging your phone.

[@WallStreetBetsStocks]

100%

[@divorcedwhiteman1968]

you're definitely flagged, go try and buy a gun they will make you have a waiting period, they did it to me when I was flagged for a similar but different incident

[@keonihillier981]

Andy Arnett dude how many people running around on Air Force bases wearing a Chewbacca suit? Lmaoooooo😂🤣😭😂🤣😭

[@xxputixxnieves3088]

300%

[@fido3561]

See we know where you live.

[@kn1ght722]

“Are you going to commit an act of terror?” "The law requires that I answer No"

[@selenepickins4874]

"If I was do you think I'd answer yes?" So effin stupid!! Are they questioning current ppl in this country with terrorist ties from another country who are currently training to conduct passenger trains or drive metro buses...or learning to fly commercial aircraft with no desire to learn how to land? Nah. Too busy trying to scare ppl exercising their Consttutionally protected rights!

[@Nonflushableturd]

Says “1 REPLY “ But I don’t see a reply….

[@AllegedAllergen]

"We're supposed to help OUUURR people!"

[@mikeblast7507]

I get the impression neither of these two cops really wanted to be there.

[@CrucialFlowResearch]

I get the impression they took it as an opportunity for roadtrip vacation and dont care about this guy

[@dolphinsmadden]

You can’t just go onto a base as a normal civilian and do bullshit not think that they’re going to follow up. It’s probably just in the standard operating procedures that they require to follow up and check in on the situation

[@kingkazuma2239]

Bruh civilians do it all the time. Been stationed on an Army base before and soldiers bring in civilians all the time and do dumb shit. Dressing up like a Chewbacca and being an ass on a military base is pretty stupid but to have the feds come to your house over something that stupid is really stupid

[@macmac9443]

🤔Exactly, I don't see anything wrong here. All I see is crime prevention! Some people think just because they have rights, they could do anything they want without a follow up.

[@gtaylor9218]

Sir, this is a page that does not use common sense. I'm going to have to ask that you leave, immediately.

[@Musick79]

So when the Antifa terrorists set fire to a federal courthouse building with staff inside, blinded cops in that area with lasers- then had a revolving door jail… Did the FBI follow up there?

[@jackimeharder1418]

Alot of people don't understand that when u go on base u give up alot of ur rights. U agree to be searched on the spot whenever where. There are rules u are required to follow on base. Especially since 9/11

[@strider8933]

Let me get this straight... 2 Special Agents assigned to the JTTF, come to your house and bang on your door for 5 minutes, yet they do not suspect you of being a terrorist or having ill intent. REALLY???

[@strider8933]

@@rajpat89 I am aware as I have done a few hundred of these. Though NOT as a federal officer. When the FBI does this it becomes a "perjury trap". Even a simple lapse in memory can get you jammed up. That is why I always say NEVER talk to cops.

[@darthbane418]

​@@strider8933 no you don't know what you're talking about.... these FBI agents were most likely trained in order to spot terrorists by just talking to them if they really thought he was a terrorist they would have raided him but they sent two FBI agents and asked a question... he'll probably be on the watch list for like 6 months and if there was nothing they would remove him....

[@aaronmontgomery2055]

It's a part of the process. It's because he did and admitted because he was caught to trespassing on a base which is why they are doing this. They have to do this as a part of the process. I mean think about it like this, how would you feel if you heard a terrorist killed people on an air force base after he had been caught trespassing and no one had investigated pass that initial arrest or escort out.

[@strider8933]

@@aaronmontgomery2055 That is the problem. He was NOT trespassing ON the base. He was filming from public property. Secondly, I am quite familiar with how investigations work. I did not question the process. I made a simple comment that if they did not think he had nefarious intent, they would not go all that way. Unless it was for intimidation. In other words...."we are watching you"!

[@loosilu]

He was at an AFB with cameras, of course the FBI is going to pay him a visit./ That's extremely suspicious.

[@desolyst2714]

My god, Mulder and Scully did not age well.

[@ralphcox5731]

oh yes

[@1968CudaGuy]

They would be ashamed of what the FBI has devolved into..

[@NUKE-W.E.F.]

They are so professional they look like they’re dressed for a picnic or something.

[@Yes-wq4hn]

the lady fbi agent just looks like a hitchhiker the dude picked up when he was bored lol

[@reformcongress]

No court date = no citation issued. They tried to get a warrant to search your house and they were rejected is what it boils down to.

[@loschwahn723]

_" a soviet is not in laws intrestet - he wants all and everytime OPM "_ *PAPER PLATES* > illegal aliens > FRENCH FRITTES

[@fredharvey2720]

Wow

[@markwarren7116]

That’s what it sounds like to me

[@thewrongstuff1]

Just a note for the future-- the answer to any and all questions asked is: "I don't answer questions without the presence of my attorney."

[@BlissBatch]

Yep. If someone tries to pin terrorism on him, after he denied it, now they've also got evidence that he's a liar and is trying to cover up his crimes.

[@zacharybear7243]

You crack me up. Haha “mrs 5-0 chiming in” and the whole Chewbacca suit had me dying lol

[@NZRic001]

If there was a citation issued on a federal facility (military poiice) and that citation generated a "review for terrorist intention" notice - the FBI, via Homeland Security, is the investigating authority per US Code. There is no local or state LEA notification required. This visit, in essence, was the Air Force, via the FBI, saying "... we watched you watch us..." . I would say his license plate is on a watch if on base list now due to the citation. Many may not agree with this particular tactic (the FBI visit) - but as a former military person, I can avow this happens quite often in relation to military security issues. Especially when people, even military, are sighted taking pictures on military bases, cruising on a look-see, etc.

[@regibson23]

I have a question. Do you normally investigate people for terrorism if they've engaged in a first amendment protected activity?

[@lakc72]

Yes cuz to all law enforcement 1st amendment activity is terrorism

[@watershed44]

@losepoundsandinches The occupational gov't has declared war against We The People which is codified in the Patriot Act. The only solution is Second Amendment action. 1776 Part ll is the only remedy now.

[@richardalfaro8022]

The feds do thats y u should have sued them johnny since they let u out the are crucked we don't need cops like that tthat terrorised tje public with their fake charges

[@watershed44]

Just Us system is completely corrupted and useless.

[@thewaltbrownellchannel9318]

Hell ya. Anyone engaging in freedom related activites is deemed a threat to the new world order.

[@johnevalor8035]

Screw this I am quitting my job and going to work for the FBI so I can ride around and ask silly questions and take the answers at face value! I think this is what retirement must resemble to a degree.

[@fightzoid]

You just want to be an adult and wear a purple backpack to work. lol

[@johnevalor8035]

@@fightzoid Yes, yes I do. Lol

[@thedevilsadvocate5210]

That have a 50 hour work week minimum

[@cherryvaleleatherock6900]

And they were driving a Lexus, no less! Expensive for a G-Man job, I'd say. And we're paying for it. What? A Colt isn't good enuf?

[@HealingHappyAli]

The GSA dot gov has them down for hotel rooms, all paid meals, and an hourly salary while traveling. Of course they couldn't Zoom that very revealing question.

[@TheMrdrew86]

"sir are you going to do a terrorism"? "no". "well I'm glad we cleared that up. let's go home"

[@johnnyfiveo]

flawless

[@rhodakozak1205]

Wow! That might actually be an interesting interaction! If the FBI ever thought I was that important, I'd be surprised, too!

[@92656trw]

This is how they “send a message”.

[@richardalfaro8022]

Intimidation if we dont Give up Our rights We are terrorist if we dont do want they want us to do we are the enemy Exacly like North Korea

[@abassett22]

@Jonathan Rajsl you dont think its intimidating for 2 FBI agents at your house.

[@JudgeDredd_]

Jonathan Rajsl who cares the cops suck pig chode regardless.

[@hammerthor6441]

Sure is.

[@PIP-zf9yb]

Pointless stop didnt intimidate anyone

[@janestewart5138]

Was the FBI worried Chewbacca was going to lead the rebellion?

[@dannyrichards6233]

Ok

[@boBsGOODdaze]

Jane Stewart can't believe you'd ask that... Chewy was the true leader of the rebellion.... ~boB

[@iamasmurf1122]

After the death of Han , chewy roamed the universe in distress ended up on earth 🌏 and just assumed the airforce was part of the problem

[@conniegrosser1679]

LMAO

[@Bootzey73]

Ggggggggwaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@lisamcnaughton7119]

If the F.B.I. "HAS NOTHING to do with the citation" then why are they there....unless to assert their 'supposed' authority?

[@awakeatdawnrae6456]

I'm really new to this whole espionage genre of KZbin and I am loving it! Can you please explain what you meant by paper plates for fed? In other words these are fake agents? Questionable agents? Or something that if someone should have the FBI come to their door, expect?

[@nicknitro4420]

Neither the Patriot Act nor the Homeland Security Act have any provisions that restrict photography. No level of government is without corruption, F.B.I. included!

[@larrylamb3480]

AMEN!!!!

[@larrylamb3480]

Here's a good question , what did the FBI agents think they would get by this encounter???? Think about it , IF he were a terrorist he would say I was just videoing ,if he is an innocent citizen he would say I was just videoing !!!!!!! I mean ,what the hell did the agents think they were going to learn ???? Investigating is one thing but harassment is another !!!! I'm lost for what they were even there for???????

[@nicknitro4420]

@@larrylamb3480 "See something say something" They have to justify their TERROR budgets...

[@fuckliosis]

Why have one (acts) that infringe on all your rights in the first place? Nationals and citizens Looking for provisions that allow crumbs for you in an act meant to turn you into an Orwellian state is pointless. Reverse them both and penalize all who participated in its invention and implementation. Now your talking.

[@tellurye]

They have rights too. They have a right to question you just like you have a right to not answer. So what the FBI did here is 100% legal.

[@ness647076]

Request a copy of the 302 investigative report conducted by the agent.

[@nunyabiznaz833]

Guy's question had me cracking up. Drove that far for no ticket, no fine, no arrest. Just drove there to seem important? Lmao

[@LordKreiden]

Hi Johnny from Santa Barbara, I am a big fan of that library audit you did here and in the Santa Barbara Independent they wrote that 99% of the calls to get you out of jail were from out of town, so that makes me the 1% because I called and I live a block away from the jail. I have been inappropriately banned from my channel of late because I uploaded a live stream that had 5 trolls torture me for about 8 hours . Somehow the trolls got the video taken down and the YT Studio phone number , along with the Google 24/7 Live operator is a fraudulent number, has been for 3 years, I made the calls every weekend. Got any journalistic advice about how I might go about this ? What is my legal recourse? It’s an obvious mistake they could fix if they answered the phone. Thank you for your time . Misha Bodnar

[@chriscanzanese5063]

They’re starting to realize that the old scare tactics don’t work anymore. Nobody is intimidated and we’re all fed up with the government. Especially police officers and judges.

[@conniegrosser1679]

Yeah, the Liberal/Communist ones, that's for sure.

[@thefnaffan2]

@@conniegrosser1679 explain the Patriot Act, them sceaming conservatives were all for it. Both sides of the isle are scum. Don't get confused

[@MaileyMcAslan]

Eric Jones who authored the patriot act? But you’re right: left wing, right wing, same vulture.

[@toErehWon]

I thank First Amendment Auditors, not because of "old care tactics" ' but because they are and have been Right Violations, False Imprisonment and Murder on so called minorities.

[@MuchLoveMa]

Go back to your corner Rodrick. You need to wake up or do you want to always be a SHEEPLE.

[@woodswalker64]

She’s an FBI agents and is carrying a 3 rd grade back pack?! 😂

[@johnnyfiveo]

basically yes

[@hihaveaniceday9386]

I've seen adults with children backpacks dont get whats wrong with hat

[@Strugglebaddy616]

@@hihaveaniceday9386 To show professionalism and that you're not some punk off the street.

[@Infoseek777]

I'm willing to bet she had an imsi scanner or something like that in there to suck the data from your devices......

[@Marvello44]

It's called making people NOT think you're a fed.

[@josephclarke4244]

When serving at George AFB, not far from Edward's AFB we had spy's who along with Aircraft admirers would sit on local roads at the end of our flight line and document tail numbers of F4 phantoms as they took off on training missions. Thier object was to try judging our mission readiness and abilities to turn jet's. Most of the civilians who did this were known but it is in our interest to know who's watching and why. I don't know why this gentleman and his wife are so aggravated? For me it raises an eyebrow about his motivation for filming however he also may just be a guy who thinks he should do whatever he likes unquestioned.

[@Jake.from.StateFarm]

If it's within his rights under the constitution, then yeah, he can do whatever he wants, unquestioned. It's called freedom.

[@patriot6285]

This was such a strange encounter. They said "we are NOT accusing you of being terrorists" but yet there they were asking questions. To drive so far for 4 minutes of conversation seemed like a waste of resources.

[@markhoward5798]

how much did that cost the tax payer for two FBI agents to come out

[@nebulae10]

FBI with children's school backpack lol

[@MrDLRu]

She represents the softer, gentler side of the investigation of this terrorist...Who is now on their list.

[@dickhertz3331]

DITTO, STRANGE!!!

[@moedalgarny]

she have the tortuer tools in there 😂 dont let the color fool you dog

[@clydecavalieri8490]

You mean the FBI agent, assigned to the FBI? I thought it was strange too. She didn't hike there or take a public bus, why the backpack? It should have an animal or panda head on it.

[@WallStreetBetsStocks]

Clyde Cavalieri it’s for documents, weapons, or audio recorders

[@Warrior1nfinite]

Most well prepared gentleman I have ever seen. We need more like him.

[@mikem8839]

You had a visit from the FBI regarding public photography and you didn't question the FBI why they aren't concerned about the cross country law enforcement constitutional violations of the publics' right to public photography. My question for you is "How would you have handled that encounter differently if it happened today?" Thank you for your work standing up for the Constitution and Bill Of Rights. I wonder if a less rude and more scholarly approach would serve your cause better. Again, Thank You!

[@mellamodiego8458]

wow you’re moving up the government watch list, congratulations

[@johnnyfiveo]

looks good on a resume

[@mellamodiego8458]

@@johnnyfiveo lol

[@brendonrookes1151]

@@mellamodiego8458 soon you will be visited by the guys in suv they may even bring a breif case

[@solventtrapdotcom6676]

If these people hate you, then you're doing God's work.

[@gang12325]

I’m so proud of him one minute I’m watching him pay a fine the next minute he’s moving up the list❤️

[@JesusChrist-dn2sd]

Why did I always think of the FBI agents as young and fit with nice suits.

[@iamasmurf1122]

Jesus Christ it was once a thing proper attire now any bum can get a badge

[@lightupdarkness]

Same :) Here they look like a average joe

[@arjunroy9635]

See they have to hide their identity actually so nobody will know who they are

[@Dalonghair]

I is Who I is Actually, not just in the movies. That was a case of movies imitating real life. FBI agents used to arrive on these visits with coat & tie. At least, that was my experience.

[@jnywd8450]

More likely cheap black suits and brown shoes with white socks. for real.

[@brianpeterson8667]

Well if your on the task force, you can damn well bet you are on a list as of now. Fantastic police work to drive 200 miles for a single question.

[@williammarkhart7047]

Although I no longer trust the FBI. I thought they were very professional.

[@harles5000]

The back pack holds the recording equipment! It’s the FBI Barbie Eavesdropping Kit!

[@greeneyedguy]

That's what I was just about to say

[@coreywuertz715]

Mac 90 and a gas mask

[@harles5000]

Juan Myburgh Also comes equipped with a Ken Doll Strap-on Kit, attachments sold separately!

[@robertthomas5906]

@@harles5000 No, that's not true. Barbie comes with GI Joe, she fakes it with Ken.

[@harles5000]

Robert Thomas That’s right Ken is short for Kendra! I forgot Ken has his murse!

[@bobcatcomms]

She's an FBI agent with the FBI

[@johnnyfiveo]

thanks for your KZbin comment here on KZbin. I'll file this under the department of redundancy department.

[@mba2ceo]

maybe she is an inferior action hire ?

[@darkpixel2k]

@@mba2ceo she's not a special agent, she's a "special" agent.

[@want2be420]

Yeah, she must be from the Department of Redundancy Department of the F.B.I.

[@terrytimberlake8926]

Thats to funny

[@terne57]

Johnny 5-0 (JF0), I served in the military (20+years) ; If you were on a Military Installation, then they can the detain you, BUT if you did not know you were on the Military Installation then they can kick you off. If you refuse, they can Trespass you and transfer you to the local Police, to be removed. THAT is a big IF you committed a crime on the Military Base. If they say you're on Military property (have them show you the Line) If you are just outside of the line of demarcation, mostly painted Blue, Thats the line of the property. ** this is Important to understand** the laws on your side here: The law Posse Comitatus and Martial Law **read it** Bottom line up front (BLUF) the Security Force (Air Force SF) and the Military Police (Army MP's) (also includes the Navy, and Marines. CAN NOT enforce laws off base. Even if they enforce the same State and federal laws on post. If you're on base and commit a crime they can DETAIN you and transfer you the local Feds or COPS. But they can NOT do anything to you unless you committed a crime. Funny how the Works. The law was written a long time ago. The Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 prohibits the use of U.S. military forces to perform the tasks of civilian law enforcement such as arrest, apprehension, interrogation, and detention unless explicitly authorized by Congress. The Posse Comitatus Act, signed into law by President Rutherford B. Hayes on June 18, 1878, limits the power of the federal government in the use of federal military personnel to enforce U.S. laws and domestic policies within the borders of the United States. The law was passed as an amendment to an army appropriation bill following the end of Reconstruction and was subsequently amended in 1956 and 1981. As originally enacted in 1878, the Posse Comitatus Act applied only to the U.S. Army but was amended in 1956 to include the Air Force. In addition, the Department of the Navy has enacted regulations intended to apply the Posse Comitatus Act restrictions to the U.S. Navy and Marine Corps. The Posse Comitatus Act does not apply to the Army National Guard and the Air National Guard when acting in a law enforcement capacity within its own state when ordered by the governor of that state or in an adjacent state if invited by that state’s governor. Operating under the Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Coast Guard is not covered by the Posse Comitatus Act. While the Coast Guard is an “armed service,” it also has both a maritime law enforcement mission and a federal regulatory agency mission. The Posse Comitatus Act was originally enacted due to the feeling of many members of Congress at the time that President Abraham Lincoln had exceeded his authority during the Civil War by suspending habeas corpus and creating military courts with jurisdiction over civilians. It should be noted that the Posse Comitatus Act greatly limits but does not eliminate the power of the President of the United States to declare "martial law," the assumption of all civilian police powers by the military. The president, under his or her constitutional powers to put down insurrection, rebellion, or invasion, may declare martial law when local law enforcement and court systems have ceased to function. For example, after the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, President Roosevelt declared martial law in Hawaii at the request of the territorial governor.

[@cykryst]

Those agents don't wanna be there any more than that guy wants to deal with them, everyone is equally annoyed.

[@user-uf8fi8md7v]

Awwww this is where all my tax money is going.... makes me feel better

[@elderdefault3309]

My tax money is going to buy bullets to kill innocent black men so pleased with pigs i love them

[@pianoandeden]

what does your binary name mean in words?

[@isair81]

I mean a very small (comperatively) part of it. Most of it is probably gone just to pay on the interest to massive national debt (to China, basically.)

[@eliminateMore]

Don’t be foolish. Not all your tax money goes to the cops. A good portion of it is going to Israel

[@john-henryrabb3357]

@@eliminateMore Israel gave Hetz-3 & Keren Barzel LASER cannon, protecting you from North Korean nukes right now. When Hiz b'Allah helped their allies the Zetas Cartel import Assad's WMD from Syria into Mexico, Israel stopped it. TROPHY/Windbreaker protects USA soldiers. *_better than giving tax money to Arabs who send only 'trucks of peace' and mad bombers._*

[@jtjimtnz6993]

Sounds like a BS setup against you designed to intimidate.

[@joedirt1006]

Missing 17 of 19 hijackers… meatballs like these two all over the Fed Gov… what a joke!!

[@itsmeterri]

They thought they could intimate you. They couldn't you did, so now they go bye bye.

[@wrcummings]

A passive/aggressive threat is what we just witnessed. Are there any among the viewers here that actually believes that the real purpose was only to ask if you had nefarious intentions and that your unsworn answer would be satisfactory? THE ANSWER IS: NO! Under color of law you all just witnessed a terroristic threat and we all financed it.

[@fungidungie]

Color of law applies to US citizens, they are under the jurisdiction thereof.

[@fireskycam9889]

Don't the FBI have better things to do.

[@rwwbeast1]

@@fireskycam9889 apparantely not

[@worldtravel101]

She's an fbi agent with the fbi lol

[@strawbunyan7671]

"i'm an FBI agent with the FBI and I am doing an FBI investigation on behalf of the FBI. I'm here operating in the capacity of the FBI, as an agent, for the FBI. Can I see your ID?"

[@user-wv5ir3rp2z]

Noah Body lol dude deleted every comment

[@TommyRibs]

She got transferred to the Department of Redundancy Department.

[@worldtravel101]

@@TommyRibs 🤣

[@08_crown_vic]

he shouldn't have never filmed and harass anyone in military or police you're just out there making problems and so are any stupid people who go out and film just to make problems

[@coffeedonutsandhomer653]

“We’re assigned to the Joint Terrorism Task Force…who’s bringing up terrorism”. 😂

[@armeddoomer6709]

Honestly I feel like this was handled pretty well on both side. Short, quick and to the point. Was it a waste of time for the FBI to come out? Yes. Did the FBI have to get involved? No. But with all that being said, I like how direct they were.

[@Tyler-jv6tt]

@@dontknow3949 if you think everything is that simple than I genuinely feel sorry for you

[@NozePicker]

@@dontknow3949 Bureaucracy is alot more complicated than that.

[@BigIronTexas]

well, tbf, it was only a waste of time by the fbi because the guy they were visiting was a legitimate regular dude. if that quick follow up had yielded something different it would have been worthwhile, but you don't the outcome ahead of time, so you check. that's its really. seemed like no big deal.

[@sandrajones2262]

I have a feeling it was as important for them to see John as it was to ask the question. If he looked or behaved like Ted Kaczynski or something, I believe their opinion would have been different. Have you noticed anyone following you around lately? The military has had some strange encounters, as the FBI has also. While someone may believe this was about one question, there was more to it than that.

[@luckylarry88]

@@sandrajones2262 Back the blue

[@misterorangutan2715]

You're lucky. When the FBI comes to my house, they come when I am not home and rummage through my belongings, thanks to the PATRIOT Act.

[@amandafight7627]

If you have proof of them in your home without your consent, you could hammer them with a million dollar lawsuit. Get cameras and put them up in secret spots so the next time the FBI want to come in they'll be caught! We need to EXPOSE OUR CORRUPT GOVERNMENT AND STOP OBEYING THEM!

[@michaeldehart648]

Fed was courteous and professional. They were setting the groundwork to show that you were aware you were cited in case of future action.

[@Jay.Z]

Omg her backpack looked like a third graders. lol 😂

[@tonyanderson6235]

That interaction was intimidation plain and simple

[@thewaltbrownellchannel9318]

Ya, I got a question. Is the FBI still involved in drug smuggling and human trafficking?

[@stephens.6281]

Of course they are

[@LynnCognito]

No. They have investigated themselves and found there is no connection between them and the 800,000 children that go missing each year. Podesta concurs as well as the Killary Killton foundation. And big pharma is an advocate of drug use, so we’re all good there.

[@garyeinsidler3781]

Lynn Cognito just look under a bridge or in juvenile camps

[@thewaltbrownellchannel9318]

@@LynnCognito lol

[@usaaudit5051]

Only if you don't know about it.

[@bennunez6927]

U know usually I'm on the other guys side but I'm glad these guys are around. They seemed very professional.

[@alexblaze8878]

It’s incredible that an American citizen gets cited for videoing outside a U.S. military base and yet… Having spent 24 years in the AF, I witnessed protesters yelling through megaphones just outside the base every year on the anniversary of the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima. The protesters were always non-violent but they were loud and annoying. As military troops, we were commanded by our superiors to not confront the protesters nor in any way disrupt their protest; as it should be of course. They had every right to protest and I never saw any civilian or military police question them/ask for IDs/etc yet a man with a camera simply recording what he can see from a public sidewalk gets confronted, harassed, detained, cited by law enforcement and even questioned by the FBI.

[@skywalker01974]

“ im not accusing you of being a terrorist” says the FBI agent on the joint counter terrorism force after driving to your house to ask one question.

[@dannydopamine2744]

Yea that's like a homicide detective questioning you on where you were on such date and then saying your not a suspect 😂

[@cherryvaleleatherock6900]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oktoberemler7300]

"I'm the FBI with the FBI" 😂🤷‍♀️

[@UnvisitedProfile]

Momma Tobes *NECK* Sorry lady, please don’t come after me..

[@detaildon]

Because the first guy wasn't FBI, he showed US Marshall id.

[@zimm1gre]

The female FBI agent's backpack contained audio and visual recording equipment.

[@happydays8171]

I was interviewed by the FBI. A Chinese college student, who once was my tenant, applied for a Federal job, he was checking him out. I wondered why he wasn't interviewing an American citizen for the job, turns out the FBI agent was chinese, hmmm.

[@fossilguybmf4210]

Driving a Hyundai? , wearing 300.00 Maui Jim sunglasses? with a hindu sidekick wearing a purple backpack. Seriously? At least he was polite for now, if they comeback it will be in an armored car with 8 Chevy suburbans, a helicopter, breecher bars, tear gas, spotlights, dogs, alot of MP5's and the "missing plutonium" or some other substance that will make you a "threat". Be safe.

[@nativesicariiz101]

@Louis Johnson Street shitter bro?...lol....Never heard of that one but it's fitting as hell😂....

[@jaynolan7526]

Yeah she's an FBI agent with the FBI...holy fuck lmao

[@jaynolan7526]

@Louis Johnson lmfao

[@klausbauer2435]

@@nativesicariiz101 It's true. More than half of India is shitting out in the open on beaches and streets. India is a smelly shithole and their holy river is full of poo.

[@ThePlutoandMarsEffectofTarot]

@@klausbauer2435 😕👏

[@dnlcast2]

Guarantee you she had some sophisticated recording equipment in her "backpack"

[@jcsussex]

Along with chemical, bio and radiation detection.

[@deehughes4899]

I was wandering why an FBI agent would be wearing a colorful backpack to interview ( interrogate )someone at their house? Maybe she had the supplies needed for waterboarding in there? lol...

[@sandwichman100]

and a vibrator

[@sandwichman100]

and some lube

[@bobbob2890]

Just her walkman.can I see your ID?

[@vargviper7192]

I would be surprised if anyone who was arrested on a U.S. air force base would be surprised about a visit from the FBI. I would also be surprised if said person did not do regular electronic surveiillance sweeps of his/her residence and vehicles.

[@bravephiladelphia6300]

When you realize they don’t actually wear suits and dark sunglasses 😂

[@geraldpischke6438]

Jags have noooo authority over civilians, he was blowing smoke.

[@karlchilders5420]

No, he wasn't, the JAG would prefer the charge, and then hand that over to the US Attorneys Office for disposition and handling. That's how it works. It's not about who does the prosecution, it's about who STARTS the proceedings. Since the USAF is the aggrieved party, they are the ones that initiated proceedings. It is up to the US Attorney's office, US DOJ, to handle it from there. This isn't mysterious or secret in any way.

[@reallyrightpersonafycta4007]

Couple of jag offs

[@Mark-pe2sh]

@@karlchilders5420 There is a certain amount of arrogance by people here who could wind up in a lot of trouble quickly and may not be laughing about it later. I'm all for people knowing the rights, but you better be careful on federal property. Getting prosecuted federally is a big deal and not something you want to be involved with if possible. They will break you financially. If they want to make an example of you the results won't be pretty. You cannot fight them very easily.

[@karlchilders5420]

@@Mark-pe2sh Let them figure that shit out. They think this is some sort of game, or that they can just run around like idiots talking about rights acting like assholes, and wonder why they get law enforcement attention. There is a way to behave, and many of these so called "auditors" act like complete assholes. Then, they wonder why they get treated like assholes. As if it is a mystery.

[@freedomlover9560]

An exception to this would be if he committed a federal crime that involved any branch or component of the Military - then JAG could act as the prosecutor. Outside of that, you are 100% correct.

[@georgejeffries3566]

“We’re not accusing you of terrorism”. Yet 2 FBI agents came to your home to question about your intentions to harm people at Edwards Air Force base. The accusation is implied by their presence, and supported by their questions.

[@kevmasengale6903]

Yup.... He's on the list now.

[@edwardpoe7323]

They came to see what flavor of nut he is. And to let him know that if he is planning some bullshit, they do know who he is.

[@catholicdad]

I'm a big fan of johnny, but must disagree with you. I think it's a responsibility of my Government to investigate, "in this day & age." This was not intimidation . . . they were well prepared with the walk of shame . . . Hello Kitty style.

[@christinascott3682]

@@catholicdad REALLY... There coming to ur house next... OH YEAH U r on their list too.

[@catholicdad]

@@christinascott3682 *They're

[@tomfournier4941]

The fact that they represent the joint terrorism task force and have shown up at your house is in it'self an accusation of terrorism. Also, the female agent looks very professional with her Dora The Explorer backpack on. Lol

[@stardaddyo9]

Harassment of law abiding citizens can lead to hair loss.

[@LeskoBrandon2x]

“Are you going to commit an act of terror?” “If I say yes, will you arrest me?” “Of course” “Okay, then no”

[@johnnyfiveo]

joint terrorism task force isn't worried about terrorism, he told me. lol

[@LeskoBrandon2x]

johnny five o that’s what they want you to think 😂. Honored to receive a reply from the man himself. Been a fan for a long time. Thanks for all you do for We, The People.

[@johnnyfiveo]

thanks, this is a russian bot and not actually johnny 🤣🤣🤣 thanks for your support :)

[@xxputixxnieves3088]

U will be arrested anyways they are just giving you options 🧠 trust me .....

[@alisadashaforesthillsbriga9175]

You got it!..lol

[@Internut1985]

FBI: Are you a terrorist? Guy: nope FBI: Good enough for me. Have a nice day sir. Surely there is more

[@lc4life369]

Yea they just wanted him to know they know who he is and where he lives hoping that will intimidate him and he won't keep filming audits.

[@medranoglassnova]

Yap. Exactly. I really want to get paid for that

[@eriklarrison4996]

They were letting him know he's on a terror watch list and they will know everything he does! Even when he poops!

[@NavySeal2k]

Thats what the silent female agent was for, she seems on the spectrum and knows when somebody lies. ;)

[@Internut1985]

lc 4life makes sense.

[@imranhasan6034]

The country providing and protecting "Freedom & Democracy" all over the world can't do the same to its own citizens!

[@themandwellaeffect1970]

Funny how they wanted your ID, but he said have a good day John. 😂👌

[@richiehenry7995]

Feds : "Were here from the Joint Terrorism Task Force on suspicion that you're a threat to National Security." Guy : "So you're calling me a terrorist?" Feds : ".......We didn't bring up terrorism, you did."

[@johnnyfiveo]

fuck these clowns

[@xxputixxnieves3088]

@@johnnyfiveo so fucking right man don't be afraid or nothing i am passing through the same thing and that never has been on my mind never they bring that shit up like i don't know what i mean is u know your truth u know that u are not so stay being yourself, they even bug your house so its fucked up already

[@xxputixxnieves3088]

@@johnnyfiveo wtf they think we are ????🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

[@mar-a-lagofbibug8833]

@@johnnyfiveo Plenty places to audit besides military bases. Need you filming not caught up in bs.

[@adcolt54]

@@johnnyfiveo I wonder what their reaction would have been if you invoked your 5A right when they asked you "the " question?

[@maverick4220]

3:35 We aren't saying you are terrorist but we are assigned to the joint Terrorist task force. The smirk on he's face when he says that kind of says it all really. No doubt the female FBI agent had some kind of recording device in her backpack.

[@sexygirlmax2019]

and theyre mad when we record them

[@mikewilliams2072]

Yeah I kinda though that was understood, why else would she be wearing a backpack, oh I forgot she is still trying to get past 4th grade!

[@JailDoctor1]

I'm ashamed that I own a shirt just like his.

[@WHKUTOOB]

What a colossal waste of taxpayer money. One would think that the FBI would have significantly much more important things to investigate.

[@royalway12]

When they smile for almost the whole time they talk to you, that's when they have something up their sleeve. They figure they're always holding the ace card. Pretty arrogant.

[@thetruepatriot7733]

there arrogant smirk is repulsive...

[@dannyadamson5580]

We are not saying you are a terrorist the fact that we are with the terrorism task force is just a funny coincidence .

[@jiggermast]

Well handled my friend, as now expected from the best. Someone (& I must slightly misquote), once said......"Convince the little man/woman that what they're doin' is for the greater cause & you can get 'em to do just about anything!" And these clearly very minor cog wheels so eagerly spinning within the State machine don't exactly look difficult to convince of ANYTHING, I mean for God's sake who else but the lowliest drone operatives would be sent by their keepers so far on this most secret & dangerous of missions. Sorry but jumped up little self important programmed & blindly obedient State drones like these two just never fail to crack me up every single time