FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3

In case you missed Date Night, or want to relive to glory...of Tim Hawkins!

[@shelbyewebb9040]

Tim Hawkins is my favorite comedian! He is so clean, appropriate, and absolutely hilarious! I love him!

[@h.a3567]

Agreed!!!😁

[@carolsanborn5332]

helbye Webb- He's a one of a kind complete package for certain !

[@carolsanborn5332]

Shelbye - Sorry, my spellcheck changed your name before I caught it post.

[@dionst.michael5818]

I’ll bet he showers twice a day. Three times on Sunday 🤣

[@brendasimmons8904]

True bruh true

[@KM-yq3os]

It’s 2020. September. I had forgotten what it feels like to belly laugh so hard I cry and can’t breath🤣. Psalm 38:7🙌🏻🤣 🤣

[@winifredcarillo4124]

Refreshing to. hear clean comedy.funnier!

[@caramelfrappuccino234]

Its 2021 and I agree

[@Psalm.146]

Same here. 😁 Blessings and greetings from Chicago. 🙋 Numbers 6:24-26

[@sarathephoenix7051]

I watched that part 3 times this week... Eyes shut, watering, hoping I don't pee myself... 👍

[@jamesovermyer6457]

Rodney howard brown .the river in tampa,florida the holy ghost will fill u with joy.then u will really laugh and cry.

[@BeyondEcho95]

His noises, poses, stances, etc., get me every freaking time!

[@elizabethmagallanes5226]

The f word is the f word in any form it is called an euphemism, honest !! Look it up!!

[@VV01f13]

This man is so underrated, comedy genius.

[@jakehall7763]

He's underated because he believes in God and actually show's it.

[@josephg.3370]

Truth!!!

[@BeyondEcho95]

I've had the privilege of seeing him three times live in Cali. He is HILARIOUS! He shows how funny and creative comedians can be without the use of a swear word or vulgarity every other second

[@TheLyricsGuy]

He really is though. No joke. He could easily hang with some of the biggest standup comedians out there.

[@goudagirl6095]

Not as underrated as you think. He's HUGE in Christian circles (and even outside them). It's just that he's also humble, and has actually refused the lure of Hollywood when it came calling more than once. He's said he loves what he does, and doesn't need to be "famous" for it....but uh oh too late! Shut up and take your blessing, Tim! :-)

[@michaelchapman195]

A true dying breed. Clean humor, not picking people apart. What a legend

[@phinehasgraupner9566]

he aint dying... hes still going strong

[@TeenaGonzalez]

Totally agree!!

[@michaelchapman195]

You guys! 🤣

[@spicypenguini]

@@phinehasgraupner9566 tɦɛʏ aʀɛռt taʟҡɨռɢ aɮօʊt ɦɨʍ, tɦɛʏ aʀɛ taʟҡɨռɢ aɮօʊt tɦɨa ҡɨռɖ օʄ ċօʍɛɖʏ

[@dustinconner1954]

And talented

[@catherinezoller4451]

A less manic, but equally hilarious Robin Williams. Tim has it all. The physical comedy, the impersonations, the out of this world humor, the observations and the ability to get into our heads. Absolutely my favorite comedian!

[@brendasimmons8904]

Facts

[@nancygiordano9053]

True

[@ln9119]

Cleaner than Robin.

[@eliteops3610]

Finally a Comedian that can crack me up without dropping the F-bomb and my 6 year old daughter can listen in without getting her childhood ruined.

[@brianaverly6391]

Fr , so hard to fid these days

[@thehoboeskimo9888]

try these guys: Michael Jr, Jeff Allen, Brad Stine, Rob Pearson, Johnie W, Anthony Griffin and Sinbad. They r all great clean Christian comedians. Have a great day

[@katelynbrine3525]

I just type "clean Christian comedy" on youtube. Hawkins, Mark Lowry, and Michael Jr usually pop up. Lowry and Hawkins are my favourites.

[@thehoboeskimo9888]

@@katelynbrine3525 yea i like hawkisn n jr

[@gothicmoonchild3629]

Brian Regan and Jim Gaffigan are clean comedians...they're hilarious

[@AntoineLiles]

The way he ate those biscuits looking at mama had me dead.

[@joyd9827]

He reminds me of Robin Williams in many ways. I like him, I can sit and watch with my daughter and laugh for hours.

[@roz3273]

Agreed

[@msmotherful]

I love the fact, too, that I can show this to any of my family members, both traditional and modern Pentecost, and not feel ashamed.

[@gothicmoonchild3629]

RIP Robin Williams 😢

[@Joshua-ye2eo]

Looks like a blend of Williams and Owen Wilson with their comedic talent also.

[@sethstout-powell8838]

Thats what I do when I watch him. Heck my friends ask me where i find this stuff and I have to tell them they missed some of the best stuff of their childhoods.

[@nickmesogianes4638]

I remember seeing one of his specials late at night on one of those Christian networks (I didn't have cable for a looong time) and found myself on the floor dying at his jokes. He's a very underrated comic but his material reaches to all ages

[@TheFirstAmendment]

Being clean will not get you noticed by the world . Glad he has integrity

[@thomaslewis7855]

He is doing what he loves and getting paid.

[@edhillard441]

The only way Acts 2:38

[@ZiggyLu-og3zp]

*_This got me through a seriously difficult situation Tim. Thank you! God bless you brother. Thank you Lord for Tim’s gift of comedy_*

[@idkminer3340]

Amen!!!

[@elgabenedicta]

Same here.

[@barbararay1389]

you are spot on. so insightful. you make me laugh out loud and i love your accent. its great no words!

[@goudagirl6095]

Ditto. Covid had me seriously depressed. Stumbled on one of Tim's videos. Thank you Lord for the gift of laughter and Tim Hawkins!

[@elizabethbowie9753]

Nevermind situation! It's gotten me thru a difficult YEAR!!!

[@DatronMitchell]

Going through a tough and challenging season being alone and God in his provision and faithfulness graced me with this gift!🎁 Never even heard of Tim Hawkins until now, but God's timing is perfect!💯 I would be greatly blessed if he could come to Chicago!

[@scottwhitley5542]

Praying for you!

[@KateBean-un1rv]

Same here brother❤

[@ItsMe-uf1st]

I've never seen him before but wow, his kids jokes had me crying I was laughing so hard! Hilarious!

[@yvettejones5323]

First time I ever had a puff of air go in and out of my body at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@americanwomanmmgood1]

Amazing and absolutely hilarious. This man is so talented it's mind-boggling. He is truly God's gift to all.

[@jellybones1237]

My chest hurts from laughing so much and I'm not even halfway yet. Great way to end a day and start a new one. God bless you Tim

[@candidandi2695]

I agree

[@kaitlynj.7389]

"No Thomas no! Common let's go, I'm gonna drive you off a naughty cliff! No you don't need your shoes your not coming back!" 😂😂😂

[@carolsanborn5332]

Kaitlyn, Yes, he's an absolute scream of delight for his ability to hit the nail on the head when it comes to saying the most outlandish thing that strikes a chord with anyone who has experienced out of control kids.

[@moneyflipper12345]

"Lo, I have a disease in my loins." Killed me..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Fishingdad257]

Painful disease cant leave out painful😂

[@sbmj87]

My wife had to be resuscitated after that pop tart joke.

[@iiBandage]

Hope all is well. He really is a funny guy.

[@countryrat2431]

@@iiBandage same here. I stopped breathing after the microwave thing

[@kaylabeamon4201]

Same bruh. My spirit went to heaven, gave Jesus a high five then i came back, ran a marathon on legos and slapped my mama

[@joshualuntsford]

@@kaylabeamon4201 dang.

[@elizabethbowie9753]

@@kaylabeamon4201 ur 2 Funny, 2!!!

[@aidanlucas9110]

The 265 people who disliked this were laughing so hard they couldn't click the right button!

[@planejaneuno]

You got it so right!

[@sarahprasanakis3337]

Yup U SO SMART

[@destinyserena8336]

Lol

[@cailyn1396]

Amen, brother

[@stephenmealing6366]

no it's because the date isn't correct, it's actually a quite old clip

[@ThrifterPickerShipper]

I have loved Tim for many many years and I'm telling you he just gets funnier and funnier, my gut hurts!

[@tinaprice3497]

There's no way I could actually sit through one of his shows. I would be laughing so hard, that I would probably throw up from my stomach hurting, lol. He's awesome!!

[@llamamama430]

This guy is HILARIOUS. My sides are hurting from the favorite bible verse story. I love the Garth Brooks song too.

[@candidandi2695]

Same I loved all it

[@kathcasey2090]

I lost it at his sudden, Mick Jagger looking for his rent-a-car, impression.

[@pkorns1892]

I got to see him a year ago!! I hope he'll come around again!

[@naturallydria4813]

He is the funniest comedian EVER! I had to stop the video several times because my face hurt from laughing so hard. So refreshing to hear a comedian who doesn't reduce his jokes down to cursing. Such a blessing!

[@lilpoohbear653]

I went to 3 of his shows...each time I laughed so hard and for so long that the next day by stomach felt like I had been doing tons of sit ups!!! Great show...he is the real deal

[@spammie29]

I first fell in love with his comedy years ago, when I first heard The Wife Song or also called Things You Don't Say To Your Wife. I also really like John Crist, who was once the opener on a Tim Hawkins tour. Both really funny guys!

[@KevinGoldenEnterprises]

I had to pause the video at the Psalms "loin" joke... I literally couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!

[@vanessas8572]

I totally stopped and looked it up and bookmarked it in my Bible app just so my friends would wonder what on earth I'm reading. Lol 😆

[@carolsanborn5332]

Kevin Golden The same joke broke me , after already laughing so hard at most of his jems my stomach hurt ! I commented on it before I even saw your comment.

[@Lovinia1]

I would’ve just thought it was another elaborate Tim Hawkins joke. Like he did it on purpose 😂.

[@katherinepoindexter4380]

my stomach hurts from laughing..what a way to start my morning.

[@gatlinbright425]

Yep what a way to start your morning

[@01Paulsgirl]

Even if you took away his side-splitting comedy, Tim Hawkins's immense variety of talent would entertain an audience for hours in any setting!

[@cowboylikeabi]

“Imma beat the snot out of you” literally my mom says that also “the living snot”

[@mr.billhillerich]

Awesome man of GOD with a sense of humor that is brilliant! Love your music as a former professional musician. Love your talent as a Christian! GOD bless you for lightening up our cynical, evil, vile world filled with demons in our governments and our learning institutions . We all need your clean, loving comedic skills!

[@ashleynolan8824]

I think I was at this show. He's in Dallas area, eating at the same IKEA as me, and I think I'm the one dying in the audience about the Pentecostal women. 🤣

[@carolinachildofgod2270]

Awesome Funny Comedian. He had me laughing hard. Nice to have a clean Christian Comedian proving you can use humor without cursing. Talented Man of God.

[@mattyc.9332]

Carolina Trevino Lots of comedians don't swear....

[@carolinachildofgod2270]

@@mattyc.9332 true, I just seen this one and Michael.

[@shino1200]

@@carolinachildofgod2270 Brad Stein is funny as hell and he's a Christian comedian

[@niniandsunny1353]

@@shino1200 you can also type a sentence without cussing😉 jk. Brad Stein IS hilarious!!!

[@jeanettekniebusch9532]

Swearing is really SO offensive?

[@JonnyCool1.5]

I came from a secular comedy show, it was completely dismal. Songs about how life sucks, was supposed to be funny but my goodness people are lost. This guy is fantastic!

[@SpitfireKitty]

When he made the joke about the pop tart my reaction to it made my friend think I was having a seizure

[@barbarastortz4073]

Tim Hawkins is truly funny and is so cleanly without vulgar shortcuts or shock value fillers. I'm amazed this guy isn't better known. I enjoyed all of his performance but hands down that was the best Mick Jagger impersonation I've heard. Up till now, my fav featured Mick as a rooster on acid. Thanks. I'm stuck in a bed healing and stuff like this really helps. Vaya con Dios y'all 😎

[@Shredder1400]

“Did I did it wrong?! Do I have glaucwoma?!!!!” Classic!!!!

[@tabitham7235]

I have seen so many of his videos new and old and he is a great, clean comedian that I could watch all day and all night

[@ana.b309]

I love this guy! His son's song was crazy funny. And what a singing!

[@bridget4801]

"Ya sayin I have a spank account" Laughed so hard

[@douglaskurtz8357]

as a Catholic: "hows every-body doing?" "Were dooooo-ing fiiiine" "its so grea-eat to be here with you TO-NITE" "and also with you"

[@amandakieturkus3400]

Lol😂

[@jay-b1223]

34:49 😆

[@EmoExpression]

and with your spirit.

[@Concetta20]

“I don’t want a tortilla, I want a duvet cover.” 😂😂😂😂

[@towannadiggs8774]

He is funny...first time hearing him. Great work, and CLEAN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@insertnamehere5399]

Towanna Diggs find him singing the Chic fil A song, I love that place to

[@keeganbrock9049]

I have the DVD , it's free on KZbin!!!!!!

[@goofydisneyfreak632]

Keegan Brock YES!!! I didn’t know it was FREE on KZbin! YASSSSS!

[@peternoparker]

Welcome to the fam!

[@getsmygoatbyrachelhowell5941]

My boyfriend and I had the honor of seeing him live last night live for the first time! Highly recomend!!!!

[@chareehatch7751]

I rrally love this guy. I am 54 years old i have watched alot of funny things and people so it is really hard to make me laugh but this guy cracks me up every time. No swore words just pure every day life ans funny.

[@dhebisiconolfi8280]

How have I never seen him before!! He is hysterically funny. "Where's me Ford Focus?" LMAO

[@joshuabrauda5568]

I’m a big car man lol

[@kathcasey2090]

I just read your comment and laughed all over again! That was my favourite bit too!

[@heatherlightfoot6806]

This is not the video to watch when everyone in the house is asleep .... because you will wake them up with your laughing

[@beverlythomas6109]

So freaking funny!! I don't remember when I laughed so hard. The combination of being funny to look at plus funny to listen too...well my stomach is hurting from all the laughter!! Tim Hawkins is a genius!!❤💙💚

[@carolsanborn5332]

Beverly Thomas, I find him so fun to watch because he puts so much into his physical preformance, but I also appreciate his good looks. I hope by your post that you didn't mean that he is funny looking, because I'd have to disagree with that part if so . Anyone who is good looking can contort their face by expressions that portrait an appropriate response to the outlandish things others say...Lucy Ball was a beautiful woman , for example , but she wasn't afraid of making funny expressions at the expense of her own good looks. Tim is fearless about his face contortions like that too , while still being a good looking guy...

[@tonitaylor5485]

Mama you may want to go out to the car for a bit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lilpoohbear653]

im about to throw down....LOL!!!

[@pwr_up_ty]

gotta love how tim pauses in the middle of jokes so the audience doesn’t choke to death

[@superjeantook]

"Turning into a Hobbit I dont know!" I love his Hobbit references

[@wintersnowfall2338]

I love the expressions that he makes when he is telling a joke 😂

[@towannadiggs8774]

Wintersnow fall23 I do too....he reminds me of Robin Williams. Sort of resemble him too.

[@violetangelflame1]

If you run out of clean comedy from KZbin. I just found another totally clean channel. It's Dry Bar Comedy. No cussing, bad subjects.... There are I think 100s of videos there. But I'm so glad I found this guy.

[@morsnepise1703]

Gotta love Tim! Clean Christian comedy for the whole family. You rock Tim Hawkins!

[@lyv8627]

Very FUNNY.......🤣😂 I really enjoyed his humor and the mom saying she's going to knock the snot out of you is very reminiscent of my childhood too.. Thank YOU 🙏

[@countryrat2431]

I actually sing at weddings *the crowd laughs violently* Tim: 😑😑why don’t y’all shut your mouths (I can make this a wedding no ones ever gonna forget)

[@stormyphillips251]

I laughed so hard my cat clawed me for waking him up. 😂😂

[@cblegoman2383]

Are... are you ok

[@ByrdMan69]

The Psalms 38:7 one KILLED ME!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@battlebear437]

I was crying...oh my word, that’s hilarious!

[@curtisishere13]

You got to love him he's just hilarious and it keeps it so clean that is awesome praise God Tim Hawkins

[@pennykeller3048]

I love Tim's comedy. He made me laugh really hard too. We need this in today's world

[@stayfrosty5537]

Enjoyed the show. Haven't laughed so hard in a looooonngg time... Especially loved the aging rock star skits! Classic!!! Thank you Tim!

[@dannysmall7914]

I'm chocking and crying at the same time

[@bloodbroMom51]

Absolutely love Tim Hawkins' comedy. Psalm 38:7 @39:10 literally fell out of my chair laughing

[@piggy_samurai]

For my loins are filled with a loathsome disease: and there is no soundness in my flesh.Psalm 38:7 is my new favorite bible verse

[@jonathantierney7301]

Lol!!

[@jamesedwards2237]

I was fortunate enough to see him live at NAU here in Phoenix April 2019, 2 days after my wife passed, with a couple of good friends. I really needed the laughter.

[@loreneknight9755]

Tim Hawkins...I love you. You have a gift from God. I have laughed so hard, my cheeks are sore, my tummy hurts. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you sooo much. Be blessed!!

[@LadyMoonsparrow]

Love, love love Tim Hawkins! he is the best!

[@metalmike3780]

As a metal head. I love that end song Also here he shows he has real good vocal range with them high screams

[@francesbrown704]

Oh I thought I was the only one that could see Robin Williams in him. He’s great long live Taylor

[@daniart3909]

This is one of the extreme few comedians who can make me laugh even if I'm not in a laughing mood... I'll be like thinking, "that is so not funn...Hahahahaha" (side hurts)

[@powerhouse884]

WOW This dude came out of nowhere!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂🤣

[@ana-xp7qd]

PowerhousePR he’s funnier in person 😂😂 had an honor to meet him

[@kathcasey2090]

@@ana-xp7qd - Where? Lucky!

[@ana-xp7qd]

Kath Casey in Calallen small city two hours south of San Antonio

[@bouncyballblue]

20:40 on child discipline 17:30 supernanny 30:00 autograph story

[@willmunoz1638]

More loke 37:38 30:00 is the La Madeline Story

[@lindaduncan1775]

Just happened on this guy while browsing yout7ube.Why have I never heard of him before?So funny ,like others have said,clean humour and hilarious :)

[@gr8teagazr122]

I LOVE this guy! He's hilarious. I really appreciate the fact that he can laugh me to tears without resorting to filth and profanity, and his mimicry is too funny for words. To God be the glory!

[@beatleme2]

eating the Pop tart on the toilet and using the toilet paper for a napkin 🤣 - First time I ever had a puff of air go in and out of my body at the same time 🤣...this guy is good

[@jessiebell6884]

"No more spanks," "We're gonna use a taser."

[@25designer]

Fantastic @TimHawkins! Laughed hysterically!! God Bless ~

[@jd0486]

Mick Jagger lost in a Hertz parking lot. @10:00 😂😂😂

[@jay-b1223]

Jody D. _“Where’s me FOrd FoCuS?”_ *struts like a chicken* 😆

[@user-cx2hq8og6i]

It's in my top 3 favorite Tim Hawkins moments ever.

[@samc6264]

Tim, Ya got me cracking up here and I'm an old guy. Everything you covered I can relate to. Thanks for the humor.

[@HUDTHEBOSS]

She's my best friends girl... I am dyeing of laughter 😂🤣😂

[@destinyferguson7639]

HUDTHEBOSS 6558 *dying

[@diannesine]

You are an amazing comedian. I had the honor of seeing your show twice. Both time I left in pain from laughing so hard!

[@makalaskalsky2372]

*Thumbs up!...for the comment!! ...And yes ''Yoda'' as well!!!*

[@pkorns1892]

I just saw him last month. Front row seats! He is the BEST!!

[@jennifervargovich8742]

Trying to figure out why his eye doctor sounds like Matthew McConaughey LOL

[@valeriebays2993]

Alright alright alright!

[@mirshadmorgan5394]

@jennifervargovich 🤣🤣🤣 I thought the same thing!!!

[@purplebutterfly3568]

The eye doctor joke had me crying i was laughing so hard !

[@luigisyoshi487]

These jokes are soooooo good they make ya wanna slap ya momma.

[@Sonicwaffleproductions]

His covers and impressions make ya wanna hit your daddy with a baseball bat!

[@metalmario00]

Mamma you might wanna go out to the car for a while

[@lstocking1]

metalmario00 L

[@roberthickerty390]

What does that even mean?

[@jay-b1223]

@@roberthickerty390 it pretty much means that the food (o whatever the person is describing) is so good it’ll make you so something you won’t normally do.

[@seangenette2949]

“Luke, I’m your MOTHER! Hahaha”

[@doloresdonaghy4966]

I went to see Tim Hawkins perform once..he was hilarious!😂 Can't see him live anymore..I'm older & they havent made an incontinence product absorbant enough 😝

[@sallyclobes3216]

Dolores Donaghy :)hf

[@juanettebutts9782]

Dolores Donaghy: I'm planning on tripling up!! "I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs!"

[@kathcasey2090]

@@juanettebutts9782 - THAT's funny! "I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs!" Who said it?

[@juanettebutts9782]

@@kathcasey2090 It was one of the way-older ladies at church. I resemble that remark!

[@KittyClark4433]

Laughed till i lost my breath! So much talent! 👍👍👍👍

[@briannarichardson9511]

"I'm not gonna say it again.''' meant the next time she was gonna whoop me AND make me clean my room.

[@tmdstone]

Been watching Tim’s comedy for about a year and this is my favorite stand up!😂😂

[@AnnaHebbel]

I laughed so hard that I went into a coughing fit and then into a gagging fit!

[@tommcstacker4216]

Anna Hebbel...sounds just like you got the wind knocked out of you! 😀

[@blueeyedbrittkristen8106]

This dude is hilarious the scripture got me i was crying I was laughing so hard

[@allenpelletier6759]

He is awesome, funny, gr8t musician and singer.

[@terrihelmoski5350]

I had a lot of loss last year and he helped with Laughter. God bless you so much. Tim.

[@barrythomson8770]

Love this guys humour, had the first real unrestrained laughter in years. Well done!!!

[@jekku4688]

THANK YOU for uploading this! I have purchased every Tim Hawkins video...but have nothing to play them on, LOL so it was good to see all the 'bits' I've seen on YT 'glued together' in one go, thanks a bunch! I don't care what he says, Tim IS a rock star! :-D

[@candidradio]

A friend of mine just told me about him as we were talking about how hard it is to find comedians who are funny and don't feel the need to insult everyone. She mentioned that I would really like Tim Hawkins and she was right.. I have never heard him before but now I am a fan. Loved the rock stars should change their lirycs when they get older routine Keep up the great work Tim. from a brand new fan

[@jillj6542]

Have gone to Tim's shows and have all his DVD"s, have heard this over and over and laugh from the deepest part of me every single time. He is absolutely a brilliant comedian, musician and is completely underrated and ignored by the entertainment world, because he doesn't have to go to the gutter to get a laugh. Listening to his DVD's gets me thru the misery of a traffic filled commute with laughing to the point of tears. Thank you Tim!!! God Bless You!!!

[@intercat4907]

"Stores men should never go to". I took my beloved pre-teen daughter to NYC for a week. Musicals, landmarks, the Brooklyn Bridge, the Ferry, Empire State, the Park ....The only place we went to 4 times was the Hello Kitty store on Times Square. I always sat next to the security guard - who said he told his friends he worked "on Times Square". That was 19 years ago, and she still thanks me occasionally. Good kid.

[@Shelldamage]

Brilliant multitalent, he is so good !

[@magicalawnmower4764]

LET'S GO TO THE CANDLE STORE!

[@carolyningalls4580]

Needed this so much Tim. Strugglin Strugglin so much Covid Cancer Complications And A Veterans Wife God Please. He needs help.

[@noneofyourbusiness5626]

Amazing, real and just so funny. Love you dude. May God continue to bless you.