Insanitized- Tim Hawkins - about ungrateful kids

[@Abigail-jf3qd]

"Daddy I want a happy meal" "you'll be happy to get a meal" lol

[@andrewpebba7444]

Abigail lol

[@jeffpyle8088]

Abigai

[@kyrier9827]

Look Mickey Mouse! No that's a giant rat. GET OUT OF HERE!

[@jennakaufman4471]

Lol

[@joshapple6905]

You need to be content with what you have. That's the moral. Take it from a teenager. I'm going on 19 tomorrow. Never complained about anything.

[@barrycunningham7713]

If Robin Williams were a Christian....this is what we'd get lol ..God Bless You Tim Hawkins for sharing your gifts and talents

[@mslovelylesley]

YESSSSSSSSSS....

[@CerebralPalsySpeaks]

He was a Christian

[@Rawk4Life]

And how do you know Williams was a Christian, just because you think he should have been one?

[@CerebralPalsySpeaks]

Rawk4Life he said so in an interview

[@pancon9947]

+Rawk4Life they said if robin williams was a Christian

[@taylorantley]

"We got insurance. Let's just see what happens!" lol

[@CaptainCrunchOwns]

This was beyond fantastic. Third World theme park is actually an idea I can get behind. Phenomenal.

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

Third World theme park: a great place for people who protest for stupid reasons

[@eternalreturnblacksurvival8047]

This comment didn't age well....

[@eligebrown8998]

I agree

[@stevenborntrager6822]

8th 999 is 9 8th 7z 8th 7

[@brecolborn8546]

did you just predict 2020???

[@janeenschultz8502]

I think this comment aged perfectly.

[@SirDeanosity]

My first world breakfast got cold while laughing about Third World! Tim's humor and eating are not possible at the same time. There will never be a Hawkins Dinner Theater.

[@SohnvonChristus]

Oh there could be, but the choking rates would be through the roof. The Heimlich Maneuver would have to be required knowledge for everyone entering the building, including staff and patrons alike.

[@jonathanpresson777]

I think it might the in a food fight after someone spews on someone else.

[@jenealynng3495]

Someone would most definatly choke... and die.

[@totallyspiesrock89]

Lol amen it's almost hard to live because I'm dead!! I'm cracking up so much I almost fall off my bed that's like 3 feet off the ground! Love Tim hawkins ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@joshapple6905]

I managed to drink my Soda whilst listening to this,, but I had to pause the video to take a sip. Holding back laughter with soda in your mouth hurtss.

[@darkscarlet1012]

"AAAAAHHH" "What's wrong" "THERES PULP IN THE ORANGE JUICE -tongue thing-"

[@gracytoyschultz4416]

*smeagle pose*

[@LeremyJenkins]

GET IT OUT!

[@lilacsstay6518]

XD

[@lilacsstay6518]

*looks away* PULLLLLLLLPPPPPPP

[@Epic11705]

I hate pulp too

[@marielyalicea6954]

Kids:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Tim:Whats wrong? Kids:theres pulp in the Orange Juice... Tim:Pulp? Kids:PULP!! ..get it out.

[@RisaGreen]

I'm 21 and I still don't like to drink Orange juice with pulp

[@S.Stiles]

Risa Green I prefer it, eh..

[@dropkickproductiontx]

Stephen Stiles I prefer it too. Pulp is delicious, and better for you :D

[@timcaudill1745]

Mariely Alicea

[@lexiebawoo8026]

I basically only drink high pulp orange juice 😅

[@embersofficial9567]

- "Daddy, I want a happy meal!" - "You'll be happy to get a meal son."

[@gerrychisam2241]

I love Tims humor. No bad language God bless you.

[@alicebloodrabbit1014]

He sounded like Gollum when he was talking about the pulp.

[@author4croix82]

Lol

[@whomsssssst]

OMG YES!

[@Lycan4]

+AliceBloodRabbit101 We cannot eats humanses food, precious!

[@dianegargus1311]

Yeah

[@amandahealey2216]

PRECIOUS!

[@silvispirollari7656]

Sweetheart, look up here at daddy. *takes hands of wheel* Jesus take the wheeeel!! Lmaooo he is so hilarious!!!!!

[@pikazardtnt6544]

Amara Cardinal ikr

[@fuegotiron7628]

More like Cletus take the real

[@mariapopovici4467]

Note to self: Orange Pulp = Kryptonite for children! Jesus take the wheel! hahaha! We have insurance! Let's see what happens!? Oh, dynamite! Tim Hawkins, you are Awesomeness personified!

[@lydiamaloney849]

Tim: I'll just put pulp on the doorknob Kids: AAAUUUGGGHHHH!!!!

[@AngelSinger45]

It burns!

[@carmenbolinger4522]

PULP!! theres PULP in the orange juice!!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!! yup...that was me :P

[@shmjrosen]

Oh man, I can soooo relate to the IPod story. My daughter did the same thing to me.

[@davebowler7410]

My sister calls her kids "monsters"-----she'll love this!!!

[@prestostudios128]

"I need more giga giga!"

[@kiancameron6639]

Kid: Daddy, its Mickey Mouse! Dad: No, its a giant rat. GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Like the R.O.U.S. From Princess Bride.

[@joshapple6905]

Disneyland/World is GLOBALIST GARBAGE!!

[@jimpemberton]

"Third world" - I love it! We just got back with our kids from our 10th year spending vacation in a third world. That's my vacation. My wife and kids have spent the entire summer there a couple of times. They love it, and my daughter even begged to stay for a year. I told her she had my permission... in a couple of years after she graduates. And yes, they are pretty grateful kids.

[@King-mn9ru]

"PULP!" "U GOT THE ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP IN IT!" "TAKE IT OUT!!!!"

[@lintlickerben]

IT BURNS!!!

[@Godrocks1998]

It's funnier to me because that is exactly me. I hate pulp orange juice

[@puremulp]

XD

[@puremulp]

+Godrocks1998 I actually LIKE orange juice with pulp

[@lintlickerben]

GameZ Girl YUCK! DX

[@nancythornbrue5237]

Why is this man so undoubtably funny? I wish he would come to my state and do a show.

[@Lemons19902010]

If my kid ever acted like that about a gift, I'd return it the next day!

[@simeonbaumel7293]

That sounds right.

[@kaligrace6546]

"I love ya, I just don't like that one right now" I can't even. lol

[@SenshiofWolves]

I never wanted to go to Disney World. Then again, I preferred the beach as a kid.

[@CMchyy]

SenshiofWolves yahhhhhhhs

[@darlingditzypinkfloweremoji]

I'd rather go to Six Flags 🎢🎢🎢

[@jesswollf]

Kid- DADDY! Dad- What? Kid- THERES PULP Dad- Pulp? Kid- YES! PULP BURN IT

[@annehenry9614]

jj

[@surge9308]

IT BURRRRRRNZZZZ

[@belleenigma1528]

Six Flags for the day?! Best parent EVER! Your poor children would never survive here in Australia, where Six Flags isn't even a thing.

[@Kaitlyn_Glow_]

You got me with the pulp in the orange juice. MY KIDS ARE KILLING ME MENTALLY TODAY I NEEDED A LAUGH

[@caleballison6670]

FWAAAAAARRRLK PUUUULP IT BURNS! XDDDDDDD

[@Icerope-km9lu]

"There ain't 80 good songs ever written sugarbutt!" Most accurate thing ever lol

[@beautyofthecross2011]

"I need more giga-giga!" Lol that's awesome!

[@stephensmith3708]

Why in the name of the God of Abraham that just today I find this on youtube a never knew about tim hawkins?! Best human that God created!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸!!

[@lillyg8211]

I totally remember the "please unlock the computer" days! 😂

[@meba444]

The last two words of the video are "Sugar Butt". He calls his daughter "Sugar Butt". I think that's absolutely adorable!

[@RyanLuv9]

too funny! 😂

[@juliastrobush1571]

oh my gosh i laugh so hard!! he's soooo funny!! XD i love the way he imitates his kids XD

[@drakepeterson3552]

It’s so sad to me that my parents can relate to this whole bit about ungrateful kids. I got upset when I got my first phone and it wasn’t the type I wanted. I wanted a slider dumb phone which I got but I was he wrong kind. sorry Mom and Dad. 😂😂😂😂

[@101boertjie]

This is the first time i saw his stuff, but he is incredibly funny. I was laughing so loud my wife inquired from the room what was going on.

[@oldbaldfatman2766]

Sept. 22, 2018---And these are the same kids in college now that believe the world owes them everything simply for existing.

[@TheCurlys47]

if i had ever said anything but thank you when someone did something nice for me, it would be world war three up i my house.

[@juliastrobush1571]

1:35 i've never heard someone cry like that xD

[@darcieburnett4375]

When he said I just don't like that one right now I don't care if he's two I lost my breath for like 5 minutes. I have a 5-year-old and a 2 year old so I'm feeling this s***! And a 13 year old niece who does nothing but dance and sing around the house all day and her birthday is the day after Christmas! I think this man is talking about my life

[@DarkPegasus87]

2:20 - EXACTLY! Ungratefulness touched me once and I still hate myself for it. Why can't kids just stop complaining about everything?

[@DarkPegasus87]

***** I guess you would know. All you said was three words without context or any actual value. That was fairly idiotic in itself.

[@DarkPegasus87]

***** Disagreement requires content. Your first response was three words long. "In lieu of your porterhouse, here's a chicken nugget! And, yes, it cost as much!" Are you really dumb enough to equate them as equal?

[@DarkPegasus87]

***** Why must you annoying little fucktards insist on having an opinion when you don't even have the ability to read more than three lines!?! I am sick of you idiots daring to state a counter opinion when you won't even read what I say. Why the Hell must I afford you the benefit of the doubt that you aren't a complete imbecile now that you didn't bother to read my comment? You just invalidated your whole side of the argument by wussing out in such a chicken shit manner.

[@DarkPegasus87]

***** Is that all you want and strive for: The final word? What a loser!

[@darlingditzypinkfloweremoji]

I'm 13 and I like Six Flags! It's my Disney World!!

[@anawilson2671]

I like the pulp

[@Diamonder17841]

same

[@kdvincent1982]

Me too

[@mersadiesrose6323]

Ana Wilson same

[@Lycan4]

I love pulp in my orange juice. I have fun chewing it. Also, the songs? I have fifty, and I'm HAPPY! lolz.

[@lifewithcass9226]

Daddy I need more gigagiga killed me 😂

[@kaylalezabeth7175]

I can't......I CANNOT WITH HIS COMEDY! He is just too funny!!!

[@emilymae6093]

love tim hawkins my 5th grade teacher showed us 1 of his videos been in love with his videos

[@tarynjohnson8368]

haha! love this guy!

[@seanhazelwood3311]

If a kid is ungrateful, then they don't hear "no" often enough.

[@joshapple6905]

If I'm ever an ingrate, I'd get WHIPPED. 18 years old about to be 19. Never happens now. But I still remember it happening 18 years ago.

[@blurdrawsart]

The pulp in the orange juice part is very accurate

[@listeningeyes9990]

“Daddy I want a happy meal”, “Be happy you are not THE MEAL”.

[@kdvincent1982]

He needs to parody Alice In Chains. He looks just like Layne Staley here.

[@mikedickerson7535]

I was thinking that too

[@aidamanager]

Blessings, what a great comedian!

[@severus5550]

2:31 Scar: NO, no, ANYTHING but that!

[@brookeisabel5822]

3:05 I died oml 💀💀

[@abby-we5tb]

I remember my first iphone... it was an iPhone 3 after the iPhone 5 had already come out but I didn't care. I was absolutely ecstatic to have my music and my phone in one device.

[@junvantrogan104]

I had the same attitude about my 2018 Motorola

[@bethanysmith5856]

Pulp! Pulp! .... it burns. 1:00 😂😂

[@VueiyVisarelli]

I know the feeling! Sometimes I do something to surprise my kids, they complain, so I just take it away. They'll learn to be grateful! ;)

[@David-ur4mp]

Last two words: he calls his daughter Sugar Butt! This is absolutely hilarious.

[@totallyspiesrock89]

I keep playing the disneyland at 2:00 I'm dead!

[@yamiyugipokemon99]

"We hate you." LOLOLOL #died of laughter

[@chandlerhudson3892]

CANT. STOP. LAUGHING.

[@karadizon4299]

This guy is hilarious... natural humor. The nano gift kills me. Lol

[@calamity5838]

Can't stop laughing

[@eleventy7856]

Did he say "Sugar-Butt" ?

[@isaacwilton4610]

lol yep

[@nathanlamberson1256]

creepy isnt it?

[@imonthewinningside8281]

Eleventy7 Maybe sugar button.

[@imonthewinningside8281]

Then again, maybe not

[@firstnamelastname6717]

Amen Brother !!!!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 I can relate.

[@author4croix82]

Based on the comment Tim Hawkins made about his daughter 'being his favorite', I'll bet she's like 😏 and her brothers are just looking at her like 😒 Lol

[@tiffanyreynolds8297]

The orange juice part is too funny. My daughters both hate pulp.

[@nikkidonahue]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[@bellerinaalford3047]

I'm 12 I can't even imagine telling my parents I have them for taking me to the "wrong" theme park or telling them they got me the wrong phone.

[@BuzziRus]

Or that I hate them for it....

[@Daisygirl1989]

Me: Google: Engraving my tombstone Epitaph: ungrateful child 💀⚰🪦😂😂😂

[@mr.mechanic8500]

I love the pulp lol

[@fortresstheband]

My 12 year old son complained about the phone we bought him for Christmas, I returned the phone and upgraded my phone to a Samsung Galaxy 8. He has no phone, he just turned 13 and is still begging for a phone, and now he would even accept a used phone. Se how that works parents. I'm still going to make him wait for another year, he has done better in school and chores since he lost his electronics.

[@joshapple6905]

To be honest, kids and young teenagers should not be entrusted with Tech until they are mature enough. I didn't get my first smartphone until I wad 14..I used it until it broke. Have a Metro PCs now. Had it ever since. (Im 19 now)

[@12amnews]

this was so good. glad I found it

[@meandbestie2951]

I’m on board for the 3rd world park!

[@randomstudios4325]

Oh my gosh I remember when I was 4 years old and 9 went to one of his concerts at grace turch in Michigan

[@superluigi9490]

"Daddy, Mickey Mouse!" "No, that's a giant rat. GET OUTTA HERE!!!!" XD

[@katelynlang1970]

I made the mistake of taking a big drink of soda and then watching this. It's so funny and I will not make that mistake again.

[@theclownsystem9429]

Eating and drinking while watching Tim is dangerous lol

[@Catstermeme]

Child trying to get their parent,s attention be like: DADDY DADDY, COULD YOU UNLOCK THE COMPUTER FOR ME, DADDY. LOL

[@joshapple6905]

"Could you unlock the computer fo me?" Me: You know where the power button to start a computer is, right?

[@get-the-lead-out.4593]

pulp in my orange juice! well i'm definitely an ungrateful kid in my 40's love ya Tim and keep spreading the Word of God :o)

[@sampackard7690]

I have 4 kids! This is awesome!

[@hannahbass8458]

Not gonna lie I would complain about the pulp xD

[@ashcoulson1299]

Hannah Rose same lol

[@salwamohamed1775]

1. It’s 2019 2 it’s midnight 3 I can’t stop laughing and my sister is sleeping

[@dorakert2288]

"Daddy, Micky Mouse!" "No, that's a giant rat."

[@balasmj]

0:17 There's an error in the audio recording

[@calebj.4756]

God bless spread his word!

[@TydeFX]

0:25 that would be me I hate pulp I would defiantly do that if their was pulp in my orange juice😂😂😂😂

[@jameslh8029]

He's rocking the corona-cut...like he's psychic!

[@mersadiesrose6323]

Sugarbutt! Oh my gosh I am dying!!!!!!

[@survivrs]

I'm 60 and still can't drink OJ with pulp.

[@countrygirl7772]

Daddy look it's mickey mouse ,GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@FOXFamily05]

I love pulp in my orange juice lol

[@christarpley6861]

I've never saw this before but it's funny he is a good comedian

[@VRPforever]

I LOVE WHEN HE DANCES!

[@knightwolf3511]

sadly the ipod version says it can hold up to that many but in truth there is a bunch of factors like format, and song lenght so if it says 1,000 songs depending on the format you may be able to hold only 800 songs or less maybe even half of that

[@shepherd040ajaj4]

My brothers do this randomly. And everyone dies laughing!!

[@abbyvondracek8629]

Laughed my head off.

[@sparklekay7709]

Did he really just say sugerBUTT :D LOL

[@Bubleone1]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!! does that say I love this!