How Gavin Shaves // Regulation Throatler [9]

[@zGhillie]

The fact that Andrew is a full adult human never ceases to amaze me

[@emmajorgensen8796]

I still don’t believe it and agree with Gavin that I can’t picture facial hair on him because I feel like he’s a 15-year-old in my head

[@minartson]

@@emmajorgensen8796 He is definitely in the autism spectrum and very sheltered. I have hard time believing he could sustain long time independence.

[@PhsycoRed]

​@@minartson this is incredibly mean and has no basis. Until he mentioned his partner we can assume he lived by himself. We also know he was homeschooled and sheltered growing up. Let's not hand out diagnosis' unless we're a phsycian

[@drumlagg2480]

He is the reason we have warning labels on products.

[@tyson31415]

I totally buy that he's 30, but I think he might actually be from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

[@melindalovewell3692]

The way that I screamed and laughed in my house alone at those images of Gavin shaving like a 1920s orphan in the street ... Never stop doing this podcast please

[@alexhowe]

"Respectfully - Who do you think you are?" is my new favorite moment since the beginning of this podcast.

[@sarahr9894]

The idea that Andrew has a full beard blew my mind because my only reference of his face is that fake moustache photo.

[@lforlight]

He appeared in full body form in that one Destiny video

[@hounvs]

And a video for a fighting game (Mortal Kombat? Street Fighter? Don't remember which)

[@nikmcgarity]

When both Gavin Free and Chris Demarais come to the same conclusion independently, you know it's truly unhinged.

[@JSerio1983]

Multimillionaire Gavin Free shaves outside in an alley using a broken mirror. Fantastic.

[@portalchameleon]

"Multimillionaire"

[@PhysicsBella]

Read this comment before the video started and really thought you were joking.

[@AspieKingDurtDangle]

No clean up outside, makes sense, and quick

[@juckster]

lmao in what world is he a multimillionaire

[@labutter420]

He could be from slowmo guys and all his partnerships, he's always been low key.

[@BigToiProductions]

Podcast #8 with Andrew not showing them how to use his Herman Miller chair.

[@TheShadowWolf1573]

I have to become a comment leaver after this episode because Andrew has done nothing but leave me an amazement that he managed to live 30 years on this planet with his mindset

[@mick16wtf]

I love how power levels are completely broken around. Like Chris is clearly peak insane but you get this times where Gavin who can seem so sensible in SlowMo guys can outcrazy him. Its a beautiful thing

[@sighduck9789]

Never forget that Brandon ordered Grass from California for his dog to pee on

[@mick16wtf]

@@sighduck9789 i wont now 🤣🤣🤣

[@JoshGrewell]

Amazed at the people shaving outside, especially somewhere as hot as Texas. To not clog up the sink, if trimming off a bushy beard, I just put a bath towel down over my sink to catch the hair while I use the trimmer. I then shake the towel out outside and throw the towel in the wash.

[@lda5803]

I just hold the vacuum hose in the other hand on low, it's enough suction to take care of the hair as it falls off the clippers.

[@JoshGrewell]

@@lda5803 im not sure that my hand is steady enough to coordinate all of that and not accidentally shave a big bald patch lol

[@creepycrawlie]

my dad just would out a damp paper towel over the drain, shave, then wipe up the hair 😭😭

[@DJHarter75]

I just put a trash can on my counter and shave over the trash can, then sweep up what may have missed the trash can. I didn’t think shaving would be such a debacle

[@nathanbolger9461]

how this isnt the first solution everyone comes up with is beyond me. Just catch the hairs and move them.......

[@grelgen]

I think Geoff finally understands Gus and his UPS tribulations.

[@portalchameleon]

This is my favorite episode start since the new podcast started Edit: this is my favorite episode since the new podcast started

[@DavidVazquezzz]

No power for 60 hours straight in southeast Texas due to hurricane Beryl. I have been looking forward to this. Thank you for the laughs.

[@sluggy1739]

Becoming a comment leaver to wish you the best my fellow regulation guy. Hope everything is well for you and yours.

[@DavidVazquezzz]

@@sluggy1739 Thanks! Power went back up about 12 hours ago!

[@MrGreen1299]

Andrew earns a single facial hair every time he convinces himself that he’s right about something

[@dallinfarrer973]

"You come here and mail you stuff!!"

[@aslonz5308]

I was just thinking i wasnt sure what id listen to while looking at spreadsheets. Thanks guys.

[@kingpheno]

As someone who had to type that international package info, yeah, they weren't being incompetent. It genuinely is absurd how detailed you're required to be, especially for countries like China and Australia.

[@Whisker_Face]

Gavin was on FIRE this episode

[@jacobfournier4880]

I love how andrews brain works. Instead of borrowing a drill or buying one hed rather just jerry rig some crazy setup for his mic 😂. Truly committed to the f**kface lifestyle

[@keithdude6488]

Hey guys! Officially becoming a comment leaver to thank you guys for talking about microsoft rewards back in the day! (The Pinata) I started using my points and actually won an xbox a couple days ago! So excited to stop forcing my dying laptop to run games!

[@faaafv]

i wouldn't be surprised if one day we find out andrew was cloned and it's some sort of humanoid alien trying to fit in "yeah i know how make a hole in a wall i have a shovel"

[@cameronzimmerman1937]

Respectfully, this was an awesome episode

[@RSparrow3936]

I love that you're doing well geoff

[@Thiccolasjames]

this was probably like 3 months ago but putting a towel over the sink to catch the hair helps, you can bat it out the window after youre done

[@joshuadowney4843]

Since the beginning of FF I have been alarmed many times at the amount I agree with Andrew. I'm very worried something is wrong with me

[@mromutt]

Yeah... we are going to have to put you on a list friend XD

[@johnnybad1986]

“Why am I getting rid of the arm, I like the arm” BECAUSE ITS TOO HEAVY AND ITS NOT FUNCTIONAL OR PRACTICAL Never been so mad at Andrew 😂

[@MrDavidMcNick]

"What is that, like a red car thing?"

[@OddoRocket]

33:20 idk about the specific stand andrew has, but they do sell mic boom arms with different attachments. my mic boom came with an option to clamp it to the desk, or you can remove the clamp and use a base it comes with that screws into the desk

[@frederthan]

This podcast rules

[@majesticmandarr]

Best episode so far! I love the chaotic ones

[@135forte]

I love how if Andrew can't do something, he automatically assumes no one can.

[@PhoenixEditsRT]

One more episode, before it's time...

[@honeycrispjay]

Hyped!

[@aslonz5308]

What's it time for?

[@PhsycoRed]

Wut ?

[@mick16wtf]

👀 you little tease you

[@thomasmason3122]

@@aslonz5308time for ‘Best of Regulation Podcast Volume 1’

[@linxxsnbeans239]

Love this, love y'all.

[@aoay]

Is it weird that I kind of miss the outro from Jack?

[@richardmoore3940]

The boys are back baby!

[@rabbithabits5400]

Can we get a “Regulation Summer Olympics” where you all compete in several competitions to find out which one gets the gold. Games include glow in the dark battmitton, condiment shooting, fruit throwing, baseball hitting, and a throat capacity competition.

[@brytradervids5934]

Becoming a comment leaver just to ask: Is Andrew’s desk held up by saw horses?????? 29:37

[@bunyan2422]

Regulation amazement at Andrew

[@unlucky_charm29]

gav, what i usually do for shaving is i usually just pull the thing that plugs the sink drain, and then i use damp rolled up toilet paper to manually clean all the hair out of the sink and get it into the toilet. it contains all the hair to one bowl, you can still use your mirror, and you don't have to boil to death outside while shaving

[@DemonLordSparda]

Why don't you just cover the sink with a towel?

[@joelbarr1163]

It blows my mind that they record these podcasts every week and have so much fun together, and don't turn on their cameras to see each other's reactions

[@imikegaming2070]

so nice getting notifications in the am, knowing a podcast is to come later in the day! you love to see it also day 47 3/4ths of asking for hitman

[@TheTancam]

58:40 the talk on grass clippings. rotting grass clippings are very flammable even when wet, keeping them as Gavin said he is is very unsafe, im not even sure if insurance would cover this type of fire as its preventable and the owners fault.

[@Nitrospartan911]

Andrews the type of guy who has problems, and wants those problems to stay that way

[@ymif-m9r]

I feel like my Canadian day might be a little bit different than Andrews Canadian day

[@noahstuvel94]

40:20 "nobody wants to be on the hook for death" unless you have a immunity bullet

[@saarl99]

The bullet prevents you from being on the hook. That’s the whole point! (just being argumentative to match the tone of the podcast :)

[@Shaniq307]

Regulation throat goat is wild.

[@xgamertagtakenx]

Back in the day, early 1900s, they had slots in the wall to dispose of razor blades. There are houses out there still that have a bathroom wall full of rusty razor blades. You need one of those, fair hair.

[@sanbell]

1:45 It says a lot that I wasn’t sure if that wasn’t a still from Intervention

[@donaldham308]

33:21 yes. That’s exactly how that works. Not all arms like that even have the clamp.

[@controlfreakscrtrs]

'surely there's a doll out there with human hair.' yes, a voodoo doll, the very thing Gavin was talking about

[@STormnNormn2027]

Gavin’s communal shaving stand can be next to his refrigerated mailbox.

[@Christian_Luczejko]

I just lay an old towel across the sink/counter then when I’m done shaving, shake it off out back and add it to the pile of wash to be done.

[@jabsper6572]

this is such a great episode to introduce people to the podcast lmfao

[@NSA-admin]

Finding solutions for a guy who doesnt want them (but says he does) is a good portion of this show lol

[@zacharythebeau163]

The solution to the mic clamp is clamping the mic clamp to the bar clamp

[@frederthan]

Lacrosse is nuts. Like hockey but with nets and anger

[@frederthan]

Lacrosse has more anger. Honest.

[@frederthan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKTVmIpmg8idgposi=_KB9kXkKafzXB0l_

[@rekabulator]

Andrew is probably looking for a "bar clamp." A bar clamp should be able to clamp onto just about any desk. The bar itself would then be a huge vertical mounting surface he could clamp his microphone to.

[@Jagerbomber]

You know what are awesome? foxtails. Whipping around a ball with a tail on it Trac-Ball is cool as well. But foxtails are super fun.

[@JacobReedyMP4]

Geoff, you can print out international labels at your own house and just pay the postage at the post office

[@BigBellyBryce]

The most heartbreaking part about Gav at the end is that Horizon Part 2 just got delayed indefinitely

[@flacyyyttem]

Shave Share. International Shave Station. I love this.

[@danieljacobsen1527]

I broke one little panel of a window and our cheap landlord replaced the panel with a mirror. Could try that 😂

[@TaylorChildAkaWeapon]

Dude Andrew I dunno your desk for sure but if you hammer the nails over where the drawer hides into the desk you might have the tips of the nails hanging out down into the drawer well 😅 sounds like a hand hazard reaching in there - just get nails that aren't too long!!

[@zacktwo9032]

Andrew unknowingly hating on his country's national summer sport is hilarious

[@billcosgrove2112]

The house i moved into had a mirror/medicine cabinet combo mounted to the wall in the back. I took it down because it was hideous. I think the person was using it to shave outside. I didnt even think of that. I had a perfect setup and didnt even know it.

[@pinkiuspius]

I shaves above the toilet m. But hey makes sense especially with British plumbing

[@pargatsinghlives]

They should rename the podcast "Unwanted solutions" But in case Gavin is reading the comments, you can find 3M Command strips that are specifically for stucco but even the normal ones will probably be fine if you clean the surface before sticking it on. But for safety (and maybe style) tape up the edges of the mirror so it doesn't slice up anybody who brushes against the wall. Whatever you do, don't leave the shards on the ground because you might lose balance and fall forward.

[@patrickbryananonuevo8271]

The fact that Andrew doesn't have a desk isn't surprising. Our province is veryveryvery expensive to live here.

[@sirchompy1041]

Geoff, i totally get you with the shipping nightmare! I shipped an envelope to Italy. They called it a package. So i had to pay $20 to send it and then my friend who i sent it to is now going to have to pay $17 in italy customs charges. Ridiculous!

[@megaslend]

All i can think during the hair talk was Larry David cutting that dolls hair "of course it doesnt grow back!"

[@dvnlake6610]

Still waiting on the pictures of the glasses of water before and after 24 hours to get the bubbles…

[@implodingnerd]

Can we get an updated Panton balaclava but with what the guys think his beard look like?

[@bailey_GNEX]

New regulation party game: Pin the beard on Panton

[@implodingnerd]

@@bailey_GNEX yesss

[@MHz619]

43:15 I think we need to have a talk with HR

[@SirSteaven93]

Andrew not having a haircut for a year and letting his beard grow out really doesn't help the crazy scientist image that's forming in my head about him.

[@mromutt]

I would love to interview whatever schools andrew went to as a kid... I have questions, and concerns

[@dylanpearson9480]

That was a spot on die hard 3 reference haha

[@Xenronnify]

I have a PHYSICAL NEED to buy that ShavE sign on a shirt

[@dlira6242]

I tear a plastic shopping bag open and then place it over the sink so it catches the hair. Then I can just fold the bag up and dispose of it and all the hair in one.

[@_gamma.]

I’ve never had Geoff’s problems at the post office 🤷

[@Mister_Typo]

All I know is that Canada's day would start with: Wake up Clear snow and ice off car Tim Hortons

[@jsnmdn2738]

If Andrew got a drill, he would 100% (eat) use it to mix pancake batter or something.

[@John_tz3x]

Bright prospects for fund recovery despite the setback.

[@Antifrost]

I find it hilarious that Gavin is baffled by the fact that not everyone's facial hair grows at his own ridiculous rate

[@trashtoto]

Regulation engagement comment 🗣️‼️

[@tomsullivan2176]

Really missed out on a great 9 inch nails bit at the end there...

[@excll808]

Geoff's idea of a regulation American day sounds more like a stereotypical Texas day

[@St3wySphere]

I buzz my hair off crouched down outside just like Gavin

[@Jagerbomber]

Make a short out of that spoon part

[@Jagerbomber]

How do you think the mirror broke? Double sided tape

[@Coinsocks]

"You come here and mail you stuff!"

[@taukid421]

Wait. Chris shaves more normally than Gavin? Chris!?

[@Prisoner619B]

Was the 200$ to mail the package to Andrew hyperbole or is it actually that expensive??? That's absolutely insane.

[@chaoticnachos380]

I live that all of Andrew's problems can be solved with a $25 power drill and he just refuses to do it. He just wants there to be a problem and for that problem to last into perpetuity.

[@Deborah_i01]

This serves as formal notification of the successful receipt of the BTC transaction.

[@milosperhour_]

As someone who has been playing Ultimate for almost 12 years I will say that I am of the opinion that it is a low-tier spectator sport. It's one of the best in terms of playing experience, but watching it is not that appealing. I think watching it in person is significantly better than on TV, but you could say that about a lot of sports so 🤷🏾‍♂

[@BigLittleClips]

Step 1 put two paper towels in a dry bathroom sink Step 2 shave Step 3 collect all hair in paper towel, minimizing the amount of beard hair in the drain

[@MeatballYaro2]

That picture of Gavin shaving outside looks like it's straight out of a second-world nation

[@Trevante32]

The only way this podcast could have been better would be to gave face cam so we can see everyone lose their minds after each thing xD.

[@Robbiebert14]

Howdy howdy fellow regulation listeners and/or comment leavers!

[@AspieKingDurtDangle]

Im actually going to starting shaving facial hair outside for the nice breeze

[@cjgeist]

Geoff should've gone to the post office