FEAR THE OLD SLOP: Woolie VS Whatever

Featuring:
Woolie / wooliewoolz
Reggie / mtl_reggie
Edited by Michael Murphree
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This is Woolie VS The Algorithm, a new KZbin Channel where you'll find all of the best and funniest moments from WoolieVersus. The highlight videos released here will have tight editing and enhancements of the hypest moments to create an even more fun experience, as well as gateway into checking out the full length WoolieVersus content.
Together with his friend Reggie, they have played numerious games on the channel ranging from genres like RPG, JRPG, Fighting Games, and FPS. Games like Elden Ring (open world Dark Souls game), Mass Effect (Legendary Edition), Final Fantasy 6 (Pixel Remaster) and Disco Elysium (Disco Elysium Final Cut). Woolie hosts Get Into Fighting Games, which is a series that introduces new and old fighting games like Guilty Gear Strive (GG Strive) and Skullgirls. Clips from the podcast Castle Super Beast which he records with PatStaresAt are also hosted on the WoolieVersus channel. Woolie has collaborated with other content creators like Super Eyepatch Wolf and LittleVmills. Some of his most popular videos are his lore videos on Gulity Gear (GUILTY GEAR LORE: Heaven or Hell) and Kirby (Kirby Lore: Star Allies, Dark Matter Trilogy and Morpho).
Stay tuned for more WoolieVersus/Woolie VS The Algorithm highlights, watch alongs and shorts.
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[@GetGianni]

you either die to the brainrot or live long enough to become The Old Slop

[@Rick586]

I'm reading this in my head in the Gabriel voice.

[@jgjg5182]

​​@@Rick586I read it as one of the goons from that fallen aces game

[@lbcyber]

​@@jgjg5182 Well I'm reading it in the voice of one of the rats from Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengance of the Slayer

[@WertzMS]

@@lbcyberblazkowicz internal monologue for me

[@willadkins1354]

Fear the Old Slop

[@ReSF91]

The moment Woolie called Reggie his own name I knew we're in for some quality slop 🤣

[@Jumungous]

Reggie's callout about 3rd person camera was like the punch after Woolie's head hit the tile

[@PerpetualDaydreamer]

Woolie going on a rant against TikTok's "POV" trend right after AM's speech is fucking golden.

[@silverroddo1468]

“Ah, so you think Slop is your ally?” “Would” and the “-ie”, in Reggie, meshed enough that it came out as Woolie. Woolie Versus, on that 200k creep!

[@Rio..o7..]

39:58 the best part about that episode is that they're on a mission and when Cyborg mentions they gotta tell Robin, Starfire asks him not to, as to not disrupt the mission and Cyborg's responds "He'd want to know now."

[@SirRoswellington]

36:27 IIRC, the Alan Wake Deer Story was real. It was something that actually happened to the voice actor Matthew Porretta, and they had him retell the story for the game. That's why it sounds so genuine what with all his stuttering and reflecting.

[@asdf852asdf]

50:50 "are you familiar with the modern usage of POV? "Modern? Like in porn? "Noooooo🥺"

[@leonemeaeus9906]

This is why I love Reggie.

[@Gorfinhofin]

"POINT OF VIEW!" "Yes, like in porn."

[@kingetl59]

THIS got me so hard

[@stickmangrit]

@@Gorfinhofin "yeah, you're right, like in porn..."

[@gavinjohnson2734]

​@@GorfinhofinSURE, yes

[@JMenitta]

YOU HAD UNO, REGGIE

[@AsleepAura]

I can't believe "I could have been playing uno?!" came out of a persons mouth

[@Rivalinfantry]

@@AsleepAurahe definitely paid for it on ps4

[@dude10067]

Nah he got the oldest xbox known to man

[@bentonick]

​@@Rivalinfantrypoor bastard paid a premium for tomatoes that were grown in his own garden

[@alexnelson3703]

21:36 A bit of context: the toy in this video came out ~last year~. This is not a "you're mom bought it for you as a kid" toy, this is a "you buy it for YOURSELF today because you're a grown ass man with hundreds of dollars of disposable income to spend on your hobbies" toy.

[@crawlingboy]

good ol diaclone

[@djdexcat]

"Hey, did you see that in the comments?" "What, Gianni showing up?" "No, _this"_ _grabs bottle_ *CERVEZA CRISTAL*

[@CosetteTape]

Man as an old-school Tumblr user ive died to the Lamborghini in the Hollywood Hills video dozens of times, it really goes to show how much cultural context changes humor.

[@blackpariah]

Apparently there's a couple versions of that video because the one they watched was kinda bleh. The "hereinmygarage.wmv" version is the one that never fails to crack me up.

[@periapsis413]

Yeah part of what was so funny about it was because that dude was appearing in everyone's youtube ads at the time iirc

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

@@periapsis413 That ad was the major reason I ended up getting an adblock. Well that and getting the same ad multiple times in a row on Crunchyroll. I have YT premium now, but I still have nightmares of seeing that ad.

[@hilotakenaka]

31:35 the funny thing is: Uno WASN’T on everyone’s console. The arcade game that came with your 360 was RANDOM. So some people got uno, whilst other people didn’t

[@brianbonn5733]

I could be totally wrong, but could it have come with the Xbox 360: Arcade edition console? I believe it came with less memory and more random "arcade games" preloaded.

[@chuyaka]

The only game I had installed on my 360 was Hexic HD. No Uno for me

[@kricku]

@@chuyaka I had Hexic HD! Oh god I remember!

[@bazzjedimaster]

Props to Wools for showing the original chilean footage of the cerveza crystal with the actual latam dub instead of the english footage in between.

[@Memanruler]

Man, I do appreciate that back in the day Halo and Gears were trying to tell stories about people in war. Like in a lot of ways CoD and games of it's ilk have kinda lost the ball and are just trying to keep the multiplayer ball rolling, Microsoft too with Halo's corpse, but back in the day I was always struck as a kid how much material in Halo was devoted to, "This whole part of the galaxy is at war and we are just trying to keep them from finding Earth at this point that's how dire things are."

[@Foostini]

Wait until Woolie hears about what's happening with the word "demure"

[@10kRats]

MAY SLOPPERS TAKE THE WORLD

[@DarthLego46]

Theory: Woolie refers to himself in the 3rd person in his head.

[@azabache6058]

Incredibly cringe but I believe it

[@LieseFury]

that was my immediate thought too. like, that's the only way his explanation of point A gets to point B.

[@ajver19]

"Woolie will remember this."

[@chellejohnson9789]

Wouldn't you if you had a name like that?

[@FlentOrbix1138]

POV: You Are Woolie

[@TheHaloAdventureShow]

"I no longer dream, but I was once a Super beast, too. There's nothing more horrific than a Slopfest. In case you've failed to realize...The things you react, they're not quality. They're memes"

[@Rick586]

The "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" bit hurt my soul.

[@trashman1605]

50:50 Red Shepard moment number 893

[@heartlesshealer]

The Cerveza Cristal setup... beautiful

[@Dracobyte]

Cerveza cristallll!

[@fraserking4747]

“Ooooh, majestic! Slop is slop even in a dream!”

[@Amodelsino]

"No matter how tender, how exquisite. Slop will remain slop!"

[@psychomammoth9640]

41:26 when the dm is playing a deity on call to a cleric who’s really pushing it.

[@MicronOnline]

I love how woolie goes "Its not worth it" at 51:00 and then shows how much he is filled with hate

[@coffeeNiK]

Oh my god. That Tiktok AM fucking took me out the exact way and time it took out woolie. Lmaooo Jesus. MAX DAMAGE

[@felipeaguena5289]

Omg that "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" clip got me so f*cking good, jesus christ 😂😂😂😂

[@5headedragon]

I know you kids like it extra sloppy! - Woolie

[@soliduswasright678]

Streamer, you're scaring us!

[@TheChatterbox1991]

Wasn't expecting my Slop question to actually make it into the video 👍Cool stuff and thank you!

[@Jhylla81]

For those who don't know, Diaclone was one of the toylines used to make G1 Transformers. Hell, at 23:50 you see the toys used to make Fortress Maximus and Metroplex

[@Wineclaw]

"SLOP THE PLANET!" - Sloppers (1995)

[@BigPaja]

We are born of the slop, made men by the slop, undone by the slop. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Slop.

[@thelegalsystem]

Woolie not giving the name of the segment much thought is perfect for this whole bit

[@Bulldozer4000]

"Are you familiar with the modern usage of POV?" "Modern?" "Yes." "...Like in porn?" Never change Reggie

[@IstasPumaNevada]

"What would meme slop taste like?" 3-week-stale pizza rolls sitting in a puddle of vape juice.

[@masterxl97]

“Slop? They look like Slop to you?”

[@duneblythe]

That POV speech is the most grandpa I've seen him get in a while

[@Zuzecha]

PURE, CONCENTRATED, WE SCRAPED THE ENTIRE PIECE FOR THIS NUGGET [5]

[@MNeely]

I love Reggie learning that he had Uno

[@pedrox20000]

Woolie hired a doppler for the slopstreams, thats why he called Reggie Woolie

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

When the original slop has remained untouched, forgotten

[@NeedMoreKimchi]

Took me like a whole day to remember where that musical edit at 34:31 came from. That's taken from "The Epic of Gilgamesh in Sumerian" by Peter Pringle, in case anybody else was scratching their head wondering why that sounded so familiar.

[@nukeninmgt1504]

Following six months of intensive training, my body's slop has returned.

[@thesyndrome43]

The Uno reverse skip section was amazing, I was actually crying from laughter

[@DarthEnderX]

Now that Woolie has finished Yakuka 0, someone please recommend the video: "Yakuza 0 is a very serious game"

[@ShotgunGabe]

I cant believe we have a sequel for the "I HAVE UNO" classic. now we need that animated with your favorite FGC characters

[@brunomunhoz1230]

Reggie genuinely not realizing he had Uno all along just killed me

[@Bizarrejoe]

the production value on those "dragon ball in 5 minutes" has really gone up

[@TheFanofmanythings1]

Reggie being the living version of the UNO meme, had me dying

[@BTM8109]

Woolie got canisters of slop in storage like Shredder

[@MPLoura]

Knowing that Super takes place before Uub is just such a weird revelation.

[@theotherjared9824]

53:03 fgc player watches in shock and awe at just how complicated pressing a single button in smash can be.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

31:26 I did NOT have uno, Ive dejectedly looked through my games list enough to know

[@Ryans_tryin]

You are STILL wrong, all these years later

[@Zonk420]

I didnt either i think i only had bejeweled

[@Ryans_tryin]

Ya'll we are NOT doing this

[@plumbagdefinitiveedition.753]

Well MY Xbox 360 came with that shitty Disney Parks Kinect game and NOT Uno, so there. :]

[@OGR-4394]

1:15 even freud would've been like "bro......"

[@MoonSea-w2d]

2:07 Woolie’s tattoo looking good! Hope to see the full thing when it’s healed.

[@idnyftw]

I dunno, the AM with the TTS voice thing kinda does sound more "realistic" like this is exactly what a malicious AI would choose to torture the last 5 humans on Earth

[@cowboydandank]

39:44 CYBORG: "Of course I do. I'm part robot." STARFIRE: "And also you are the black." CYBORG: "Star--"

[@exodosthesoulbanish]

In the dragonball super manga, we have a goat man that vores things, with his mouth.

[@gregstinkston7634]

Better than the other kinds of vore he could get up to

[@OgieSifter]

Old slop is just the putrescence from the shadow realm, cultures so long lost that their burial rites are long forgotten, their leftover dead now congeal. 52:27 also, straight up im pretty sure the pov is that you're an ethereal observer watching a scene relevant to the context of the text

[@theotherjared9824]

Dragon Ball Super was an elaborate excuse to redo Pan and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@oleub23]

chewin on the slop for 6 hours like a steak from cracker barrel

[@JawadBhuiyan]

Hall of the mountain king! I finally know the name of the song! Thanks Woolie 👍

[@phantomblot6072]

I've been a slop-starved beast lately.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

It's okay, Woolie. I got got just as hard on that Tiktok TTS, I assumed it was the normal speech too. I groaned so damn loud.

[@santino7470]

Slamming it down sloppy style with this one.

[@Biodeamon]

POV: woolie is astral projecting

[@ChillaxingJay]

4:08 I'm honestly surprised Woolie didn't think that hard about "slop" in a pig's trough. I always thought that was kinda his intention with the whole "Slopstream" bit to begin with

[@Glux247]

17:34 - Woolie either sandbagged or didnt realize that Reggie for the actual first time is realizing that Uub is Buu spelled backwards...

[@scorpion12590]

God the face reggie makes when learning about uno

[@peterwhite6415]

48:02 - this speech in the game is great, but the radio drama actually hits harder cause AM isnt the normal all powerfull machine... he isnt HAL or Skynet who are cold brutal logic, he is Psychotic, Resentfull and Despises Humanity to the point that Hate inst enough to describe how he feels, while being nearly all powerfull and nearly omnicient... wich is both really horrifying and depressing when you consider how fucked his existance is.

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

The terrifying thing is AM is the most human out of all of these beings. He's purely fueled *by* human emotion, he knows damn well when his simulations fuck up instead of making excuses or pretends it was all part of the plan. And he's in such a constant unending state of hate-filled panic, trying to imagine what that must be like is frighteningly impossible.

[@-THE_META]

Reggie: I have Uno? Woolie: You have Uno! Also, Cerveza Cristal made my day never heard of it before.

[@catharticgemini]

A chilean classic and it was sick seeing the trend on twitter where folks did their own edits of the commercial!

[@tacochu9923]

Reggie, with the grief of a 90 year old widow: I had Uno? 😧

[@xyanide1986]

44:55 regarding the discs taken out of games. As far as I'm aware they've been doing that forever here in Europe. I think with VHS and music as well as a theft prevention thing.

[@WIImotionmasher]

Just imagining some fan that watched this and went "Whoops, I haven't been subscribed this whole time" and subscribes to the main channel, tipping it over 200K and sending a cascade of riches and success to the channel

[@jlsaproductions]

fun fact they're just now talking about uub in super after broly 💀💀💀💀

[@duneblythe]

That uno bit actually got me

[@HomerGunther]

Oh damn, i somehow haven't ever seen Melee Moments till now, got that same kinda juice that AsumSaus has gotta go watch their stuff after this

[@scantrontheimmortal]

"Welcome to SlopaMania Brother!!! Whatcha gonna do when SlopaMania Destroys You?!?"

[@diabeticmonkey]

Man, that Reach trailer hit me right in the feels. What a fantastic game.

[@gordon13344]

YOU HAD UNO!

[@IstasPumaNevada]

"In the Hall of the Mountain Swing" on KZbin by jasperiscool is, what if mountain king, but 6/8 big band jazz, and it is excellent.

[@ArcRay20]

saying what was a scam virus and a glorified help menu in a program "the first vtubers" is a really strange joke that doesnt land. mostly because the better and ACCURATE joke is the Wizard of Oz. "do not look upon the man behind the curtain" who is using a giant green spooky face as an avatar to speak to people, while the real guy behind it is very normal looking and polite. truly the first vtuber🤣

[@AeonCalcos95]

What was your favorite part of the stream? Mine was Woolie angrily shaking his fist at clouds for about 3 and a half minutes

[@Hide_Me]

It's been over _half a year_ since the last Slop Stream.

[@FalteredGreed]

Unironically I didn’t have uno I had hexic 3D

[@Biodeamon]

that deer story thing was some american pyscho interview level shit but the GameStop one made me feel booth happy and sad at the same time. Better days...

[@Ike_of_pyke]

You had UNO

[@adamvegas5951]

30:18 that uno moment. Also I didn’t have uno on my Xbox I had the game with the hexagons that was like a differently formatted bejeweled

[@EpslionBear]

Hexen or Hexus or something like that I think it was a regional thing, I know I got the hex game too, no uno, but then again I didn't have Xbox live to check at the time

[@MarilynMalkovich]

The hater in me adores every clip that has woolie going 🗿

[@Shuffle-Major-Arcana]

The slop must flow.

[@Amialythis]

I too have called someone else by my own name

[@hosvet_animation]

Four Star Bento is concluding their Dragonball GT watch and discussion series next week. If anyone wants to see what the fuck is up with GT, that's a good place to find out.

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

GET SLOPPY

[@Briesuke]

Woolie and Reggie looking kinda fine with the grey 😮‍💨

[@riastradh]

Woolie should’ve shown the radio broadcast AM speech, it’s peak

[@Drawersama]

Reggie, play UNO with Pat.

[@samba-v8c]

57:57 Yooo that's Thunderbirds by The Fearless Flyers on the background! Great song, from a great record, from a great band.

[@Disc0_Hipp0]

They musta forgot, I'M HIM!

[@JTSPodcast]

That halo reach trailer hit me right in the feels. That was so long ago

[@StrawberryBatman]

Woolie thinking Kyle Hebert was Gabe Newell made me sad.

[@melman]

Oh boy, time to roll around in the slop again.