Thanks to friend of the Institute @martechi4236 for providing Templin Institute field agents with incredible footage of Super Earth Destroyers in action. See more of his work here: www.youtube.com/@martechi4236
@N7-WAR-HOUND9 ай бұрын
Discovered Martechi Last week truly Talented work hopefully Super Earth takes notice… in a positive way
@Donald5557_9 ай бұрын
Could you please make a video on Foundation? The Empire or Terminus
@mordant2219 ай бұрын
Awesome vid... 'Murica!!!
@TheManOfMyriad9 ай бұрын
Ever Thought about the possibility of using this video format to tell the "Story" of HD2 as we progress? The player base's actions directly influence the story and events, so you could easily become the "Events Hub" of the Helldivers Community if you wanted. Documenting major struggles like Malevelon Creek!
@darksidedoug83359 ай бұрын
Well done🎉. Your telling is impressive, the Iron Age is upon us. Get out and tell your stories.
@AbsurdAsparagus9 ай бұрын
lmao the sentence "each citizen is equal and is assigned a citizen rank that determines how they will be segrigated" is fucking gold.
@stanisawzokiewski33089 ай бұрын
AAAAAHHHHH DEMOCRACY!
@PrincessKushana9 ай бұрын
Without a rank, all citizens are equal. If all citizens are equal then collective decisions are inevitable. From there it is a slippery slope to communism, citizen. Or should I say "comrade"?!?
@@PrincessKushanaWhat’re you talking about Officer? We’re all Free! :)
@BigWhiskey099 ай бұрын
@PrincessKushana and we all know collective decision making just stands in the way of unadulterated patriotism and devotion to the democracy of Super Earth
@Dirtyblue9299 ай бұрын
"A vast mosaic of cultures, ideas, and innovations" as the camera pans over a massive, rigid grid of 100% identical plastic-white suburban homes filled with people all wearing identically generic government-mandated Citizen Uniforms was peak
@davisdelp81319 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with that dream
@TheVeritas19 ай бұрын
That's the brilliance of Helldivers' satire.
@raistlarn9 ай бұрын
The ultimate HOA.
@TheVeritas19 ай бұрын
@@raistlarn Scary, yet accurate description.
@jezusbloodie9 ай бұрын
@davisdelp8131 search up Strong Towns too discover how much is wrong with citywide pyramid scheme that is suburbia. Suburbs are, for a municipality, unprofitable money sinks subsidised by the those who live in more densely populated parts.
@MM229669 ай бұрын
"Warhammer is too grimdark. We need a happy-go-lucky space war dystopia" - the developers.
@respectfulevil90229 ай бұрын
yeah theocracy isnt oppressive enough, we need to make it worse
@et52169 ай бұрын
@@respectfulevil9022Warhammer is way worse then Helldivers.
@respectfulevil90229 ай бұрын
@@et5216 their terrible in different ways tbh, but 40k is oppressive and terrible to its citizens in a much more obvious way
@et52169 ай бұрын
@@respectfulevil9022 Warhammer you have actual Hell filled with Demons. And I was disagreeing with your statement of let’s make theocracy.
@MrPibb23x9 ай бұрын
The question: Is it a dystopia if you don't know you're in a dystopia?
@Chris112319 ай бұрын
"Hundreds of thousands are routinely arrested for attempting to damage the ideological purity of the Federation, and the freedom of expression it holds sacred." Amazing line
@StCreed9 ай бұрын
Oooh I missed that one :)
@luigimrlgaming94849 ай бұрын
Sounds like the West today
@ArmourKnight9 ай бұрын
@@luigimrlgaming9484Nothing like the West. More like Russia and China
@letsburn009 ай бұрын
So brilliantly done.
@theotherohlourdespadua11319 ай бұрын
@@ArmourKnightIn the 1950's USA, you can get arrested for saying pro-Commie things in public or disseminating the same through print. They don't respect your 1A rights if you're a Commie or agrees with Commie things...
@benjaminstiles9 ай бұрын
Inside the helldiver corp: FRIENDLY FIRE IS A FACT OF LIFE!! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT IT!! Outside the corp: No helldiver has ever shot a comrade.
@TheGallantDrake9 ай бұрын
If they were shot, they were obviously guilty of thoughtcrime. Remember, thoughtcrime kills.
@pendragon09059 ай бұрын
So, Helldivers are not aversed to friendly fire, but they never do it anyway? 🤔
@nathanboyce44519 ай бұрын
Helldiver "friendly fire" is only against those who engage in treasonous rhetoric Which, therefore by definition, is not friendly fire; only preserving the good name of Super Earth and managed democracy 🦅🦅🦅
@supguy90219 ай бұрын
Friendly fire isn't
@ethanduncan16469 ай бұрын
*You have been reported to your local Democracy Officer, please comply when peacekeepers detain you for questioning.*
@PrestonSikes9 ай бұрын
I fought the droid army for 4 years; Kashyyk, Geonosis, Naboo, Umbara... none of it could have prepared me for The Creek
@andreasottohansen73389 ай бұрын
I don't know about all y'all, but I love the way The Creek is awful, terrible, miserable, and painful
@noahlonaker26689 ай бұрын
@@andreasottohansen7338 its space nam, and its fucking glorious
@GoryBark9 ай бұрын
Geonosis… bugs and bots. The horrors!
@JimBobe9 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@PrestonSikes9 ай бұрын
@@JimBobe just doing my part, For The Republic! For Super Earth!
@rexblizer21619 ай бұрын
5:53 "Helldivers are highly trained specialists that operate at all times at the pinnacle of professionalism and proficiency" I need that on a soundboard for whenever I get killed by an allied orbital strike
@greywolf97839 ай бұрын
Then record it
@lylepapps5419 ай бұрын
@@greywolf9783you sure that was necessary?
@greywolf97839 ай бұрын
@@lylepapps541 Y E S
@eitkoml9 ай бұрын
Just say it yourself.
@bohemianearspoon84939 ай бұрын
No 6:25 is better
@stevemcgroob44469 ай бұрын
"After a century of Bugs escaping containment, Bots rebelling, and Aliens developing WMDs, the unthinkable happened... The Bugs escaped containment, the Bots rebelled, and Aliens are building WMDs.
@Kokorocodon9 ай бұрын
Pretty much, and it's glorious
@Bloodletter88 ай бұрын
SWEET LIBERTY
@MechanoRealist8 ай бұрын
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
@nizam55689 ай бұрын
'All citizens are equal, and they receive designations specifying how they will be segregated'
@Čangrizavi_Cinik9 ай бұрын
All are segregated equally and all will die for the Super Earth.
@achillesa58949 ай бұрын
"All citizens are equal, but some are more equal than others!"
@heinzaballoo32789 ай бұрын
Freedom is slavery & ignorance is strength
@Čangrizavi_Cinik9 ай бұрын
@@heinzaballoo3278 We can quote Animal farm and 1984 all day long :-D
@davidklaube4979 ай бұрын
@@Čangrizavi_Cinik2+2= 5
@magicmanticore35369 ай бұрын
“The illuminate not doing anything can mean only one thing, WMDs”
@cyanide73899 ай бұрын
- Current president of Super Earth, George W. Bush Jr.
@John-qv5ux8 ай бұрын
@cyanide7389 If you are not with us, you are with the Terminids!
@chrisallison73948 ай бұрын
That line made me snort
@mayayamato73518 ай бұрын
makes sense to me. youknow what they say. if someones doing nothing, they must actually be doing something.
@mateusvin9 ай бұрын
I also love the little detail that the Helldivers' contract is legally binding when the cadet "fully or partially" reads it. That clause was in the middle of the contract.
@Sorain19 ай бұрын
The other fun clause is that reading the whole contract is violating it and grounds for execution.
@KaliFortuna9 ай бұрын
Bonus fun fact: part of the contract specifies that standing or walking within a certain distance of it for 1 second or more counts as reading it in full.
@PlebNC9 ай бұрын
On the plus side: in the [unlikely] event of death, the family of the Helldiver will receive a bonus citizenship grade. I don't if it's a good citizen grade but [I'm grateful Super Earth is so generous]. [Comment moderated by the Ministry of Truth]
@floricel_1129 ай бұрын
This is some straight out of FNAF type of legalese shenanigans
@throwaway64787 ай бұрын
This is still superior to "ignorance is no defence in the eyes of the law" - everybody's supposed to take two years off to read 2.3 million pages of local, state and federal laws, then keep on top of them as they change? 🤣
@rexlumontad56449 ай бұрын
Super Earth: "You see, you're not dealing with the average Earth anymore." Klendathu: "I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?"
@Breakingfasst889 ай бұрын
DBZ:A is timeless.
@lukeirot9 ай бұрын
you mean Klen Dahth II
@XwX10019 ай бұрын
"You seem familiar. Have we threatened you before?"
@MrImastinker9 ай бұрын
(Through gritted teeth as he prepares a Death Beam) " *Oh... my... GOD!* "
@balabanasireti9 ай бұрын
Please stop quoting DBZA. It's so overdone
@yeboi23799 ай бұрын
6:26 "No reported case of friendly fire" Me with my autocannon:
@Strangeship19979 ай бұрын
Who says those were reported, all the reports I put in put “enemy fire” as the Cause Of Death
@DetectiveLance9 ай бұрын
The important, key word there is "reported".
@StablerOrphan9 ай бұрын
What are you trying to say Helldiver? That the government would lie to our citizens that the incredibly elite and perfectly trained Helldivers would end up getting killed by friendly fire? That the government is lying to us? You're sounding like a commie automaton sympathizer. I'll be reporting this to the democracy officer.
@jackcoleman17849 ай бұрын
Was that you that took my head off when I was mid dive on Draupnir yesterday? I feel like that was you. Wicked shot. You do managed democracy proud.
@sanberrios149 ай бұрын
How can you report if you're dead? Lol
@Grounders109 ай бұрын
The amount of doublethink involved in this entire setting is something else.
@Freekymoho9 ай бұрын
And amazingly you will still find people who dont get that its satire
@respectfulevil90229 ай бұрын
thats the thing i really like about it is that the devs really nailed what they where going for
@davisdelp81319 ай бұрын
@@Freekymoho oh, God, not this again we get it satire you’re just making it a big deal out of its like starship troopers
@larstolminus94169 ай бұрын
Muh satire!! Nerds suck the fun out of everything
@CharlesUrban9 ай бұрын
That's "freedomthink" to you, bucko.
@alekscott28029 ай бұрын
Helldivers starting as fucking COPS is gold
@Zero-Point-nx4rm9 ай бұрын
Not just Cops, they were literally Rent-a-Cops
@Sorain19 ай бұрын
It fits, since the corporation behind the 'voting software' is ultimately in charge.
@EndoClaw9 ай бұрын
@@Sorain1nah man the people are in control
@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem9 ай бұрын
@@Sorain1 OFFICER, HERE'S THE DEMOCRACY HATER!
@chaosXP3RT9 ай бұрын
"GET DOWN! ACORN!!!"
@Valkyrien049 ай бұрын
MoT: Helldivers are an elite group of solders with the highest quality of training. Helldiver Basic: HEY GO SHOOT THIS BUG, GODDAMN THAT IS THE FINEST SHOOTING I EVER DONE SEE HAVE A CAPE SEE YOU ON THE FRONT
@Jerome189219 ай бұрын
This is why Super Earth keeps losing territories
@naeonixion9 ай бұрын
The only territory that matters is Super Earth, the rest is just cushion. @Jerome18921
@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem9 ай бұрын
@@naeonixion Are you suggesting that Super Earth DOESN'T rightfully deserve and need those territories? I should force-feed you some liber-tea and call the nearest Democracy Officer...
@LuizAlexPhoenix9 ай бұрын
@@Jerome18921 I suspect that the devs are mucking the numbers so that people can't storm all the planets while the game is new. They will likely have to slow down the enemy rate once the playerbase dies down naturally. There are likely more factions to show up on the north and south of map. Until then, they seem to have kept enemies and their rate not only secret but seemly letting enemies overwhelm certain sectors.
@Brakiros9 ай бұрын
@@LuizAlexPhoenix they're only letting planets be captured when they want them to be captured I saw a planet go from 92% to 5%
@ГлебЧерепанов-з3ч9 ай бұрын
Oh my god, Templin's style of "academic detachment but from the perspective of the thing being talked about" is such heavenly match for this. Probably the most that a video where narrator's inflection never once rises had me in stitches.
@paulsmart46729 ай бұрын
What about the Shrek one, tho?
@TihetrisWeathersby9 ай бұрын
Over two decades later and Starship Troopers is still having an impact on people
@AbsurdAsparagus9 ай бұрын
its still relavant. it parodied an ideology the people actually practice, and they still do.
@blackholefreezeray88719 ай бұрын
It's one of my favorite movies ngl
@joshuamitchell50189 ай бұрын
@@AbsurdAsparagus It's a failure as a parody as the story as never fac-oh who gives a shit you're never going to stop.
@ObiwanNekody9 ай бұрын
You know Starship Troopers is a book from the 50's, right? I mean the book is different from the movie but still...
@marimcgee83799 ай бұрын
Would you like to know more?
@wither56739 ай бұрын
I absolutely love how over the top and silly Helldivers is, and the fact that the 3 way war was literally entirely our own doing, the Iluminates are peaceful water hippies, the ''mindless bugs'' are fully sapient and even tried peaceful cohabitation with humanity several times and the formally cyborgs were basically colonists that lived so far away from the wing of Super earth that they HAD TO adapt to harsh environments and working conditions and became the cyborgs, only to be radicalized over time and eventually end up as the Automatons who are far more organized, radicalized and HEAVILY ARMED compared to what they used to be. On top of that we forcefully bread the Terminids in captivity and ended up inadvertently creating a more aggressive and weaponized version of what they used to be. Now they not only reproduce much faster, but have a very real sense of hatred for humans and have acquired a pretty wicked bloodlust...but on the other hand, what better way to keep Super Earth united then against several common enemy's?
@davisdelp81319 ай бұрын
All part of the plan
@nachoguy59 ай бұрын
Plan: Trusted Patriots: In Control Democracy: Winning Again
@Jiub_SN9 ай бұрын
Is the bug thing true? I thought they were literally mindless initially until 2
@Asazym219 ай бұрын
The last line is literally frontism, united under common enemies.
@michaelmillefanti63199 ай бұрын
@@Jiub_SNThat's part of the tragedy, we made them into what they are in HD2.
@Cyynapse9 ай бұрын
you're telling me theres a planet called "Cyberstan" and we're fighting Terminids for oil and people dont get this series is satire
@Knight-Bishop9 ай бұрын
Not to mention the guys who totally had WMDs they were gunna use if they didn't get hit first. 😂
@warboss36869 ай бұрын
Terminids ARE the oil, they’re where chemical 710 come from that fuels everything from battleships to your blender.
@eitkoml9 ай бұрын
The dumbest thing about their society is that they're still using oil, an outdated fossil fuel, for energy when they have vastly superior nuclear power available to them...oh wait...
@eitkoml9 ай бұрын
I would say that the dumbest thing about Super Earth is that they would still use oil, an outdated fossil fuel, for energy when they have a far superior energy source in nuclear power...oh wait...
@balinthehater82059 ай бұрын
@@eitkomlgiven how the oil used by super earth is explicitly stated in the lore to not be fossil fuel but rather a renewable energy source harvested from terminids it does kinda make sense why they would want something cheap and relatively safe like that fulfillonh their energy and space borne propulsion needs instead of the most expensive way of generating power known to man.
@noahlonaker26689 ай бұрын
"highly trained" my brother in democracy, the tutorial was our training.
@nox221199 ай бұрын
That was the joke and it went over you. Helldivers are cannon fodders.
@dungeonguy889 ай бұрын
@@nox22119 Yep, the elite special forces of Super Earth have a rigorous and dedicated training program...that is basically a 20 minute obstacle course.
@DOSFS9 ай бұрын
@@dungeonguy88 It is much more amazing that this is able to win a three fronts war (HD1 training is more or less the same as HD2). Either the enemy is weak af or they are actually much better that we give credit to lmao.
@nosense87449 ай бұрын
@@DOSFS Well, I mean, the helldivers arent deployed unless we get Orbital Supremacy, and getting orbital Supremacy in a Space War is literally a guaranteed victory.
@user-zp4ge3yp2o9 ай бұрын
@@DOSFSI was confused how you can have an elite force that is also disposable, but I realised their strength is in their close work with orbital support, meaning it's not the effectiveness of the soldier but the equipment used. They drop deep behind enemy lines and do as much damage as possible, and if the diver dies their main strength, the destroyer supporting them, is still safely in orbit. The damage done by the helldivers helps the conventional forces take and hold ground elsewhere which ultimately results in liberation
@RUDE76439 ай бұрын
The amount of contradictions in the video would make INGSOC blush.
@nsr-ints9 ай бұрын
What do you mean, contradictions? DoubleThink is a perfectly illogical thought which makes sense on all levels!
@rebelblade71599 ай бұрын
I mean there are lines in game that are just paraphrased versions of those from Orwell's works like Animal Farm and 1984.
@themanformerlyknownascomme7779 ай бұрын
@@rebelblade7159yeah, Helldivers devs actually GOT THE POINT of what George Orwell was talking about.
@nobleman93939 ай бұрын
For INGSOC it would just a warm up.
@louiswinterhoff3349 ай бұрын
“Not a single incident of friendly fire.” 😂😂 “Peefect accuracy”🤣
@ElysiumCreator9 ай бұрын
‘‘Twas only a matter of time. Democracy is non-negotiable
@Čangrizavi_Cinik9 ай бұрын
There can be no alternative thought in a..... democracy.
@Volnas979 ай бұрын
Democracy is optional and our fearless leaders opted out
@ilcilc29109 ай бұрын
Two Terminids and a human deciding what to have for dinner...............
@seekingabsolution19079 ай бұрын
@@ilcilc2910comparing the working class to terminids now are we?
@ilcilc29109 ай бұрын
@@seekingabsolution1907 Bad representation. Good analogy.
@AdarisTempest9 ай бұрын
"Citizens of Super Earth enjoy the highest standard of living, the greatest liberty, opportunities, and potential for unfettered personal expression of any human civilization in the Galaxy" also "The Federation of Super Earth is the sole legal government of the human species." This is gold.
@gamerontv1349 ай бұрын
Super Earth: Democracy and freedom for everyone! Citizen: Great, but don't you guys think you're going a bit far- Super Earth: For everyone "gunshot in the background followed by a thud".
@erichunsaker49699 ай бұрын
Citizen Number 2: What was that noise? Super Earth: Someone who hates democracy getting what they deserve.
@funveeable9 ай бұрын
Do you smell treason? I smell treason.
@SkeeterTLurker9 ай бұрын
"Operate at the peak of efficiency." Me, who just accidentally dropped another orbital strike on my team: "Absolutely."
@jasoncrowell88639 ай бұрын
Correct, now resources aren't risked on a potentially hazardous retrieval mission.
@rexlumontad56449 ай бұрын
"The only good bug is a dead bug!" - Helldiver member probably
@copyright-hv6en9 ай бұрын
Fellow helldiver- THEN LETS MAKE THESE BUGS GOOD!!! FOR LIBERTY, FOR DEMOCRACY, FOR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@weldonwin9 ай бұрын
"I'm from Super-Buenos-Ares and I say KILL EM ALL!!!"
@bbutler32309 ай бұрын
Change that quoted person to ME, three weeks ago
@CorvinusLeal9 ай бұрын
probably?
@bbutler32309 ай бұрын
@@CorvinusLeal y'know give or take a week
@Reoh0z9 ай бұрын
Illuminates, "We've crafted this offering to democracy the size of a moon, pay no attention to the dish shape on the side... its just there for aesthetics."
@seand.g4238 ай бұрын
I mean... at _that_ point, it's really more of a fucking _copyright_ issue, so...
@julienpageaud6579 ай бұрын
Finally ! The Ministry of Truth gave us the only informative video we ever needed.
@Mr_Blah9 ай бұрын
The Federation of SuperEarth is what the Imperium wishes it could be
@y.kazayaki36819 ай бұрын
This was the Imperium before the dark age of technology
@unbearablysmug24379 ай бұрын
@@y.kazayaki3681 the Imperium came after the dark age dunbass
@lloydgush9 ай бұрын
Well, it will be the imperium in a few millennia...
@Laikafan029 ай бұрын
wait till you hear about ICOG, it’s what the imperium wants so bad
@herrfantastisch74899 ай бұрын
@@unbearablysmug2437While this was a bit harsh, I can’t exactly give you any shit. Warhammer fans will always find a way to wank WH40K and the Imperium. It always needs to one up another sci-fi or be something before anything else. God forbid a sci-fi be a dystopia. “You think this is bad? Warhammer is a lot worse 🤓”
@asadpuppy12599 ай бұрын
I showed this to my nephew whose father was a martyr on Malevelon Creek to make him understand the gravity of our fight! He'll grow up to be a fine Helldiver under my watch. For Super Earth!!!!
@stevenjackson90289 ай бұрын
If he's over the age of 7 he can show his patriotism by working in the local factory. Those orbital 380mm cannon rounds aren't putting themselves together.
@mordant2219 ай бұрын
Lmao, Super Earth is what would happen if Starship Troopers and 1984 had a baby...
@funveeable9 ай бұрын
Can you not see the amazing quality of life citizens get to live? Also, since when does 1984 get to vote?
@utubrGaming9 ай бұрын
I mean, I think of Super Earth more like McCarthyite Singapore, or if South Korea became an American state, if world domination also happened.
@khylerbane45239 ай бұрын
But it wasn’t a fascist or authoritarian hellhole nor bleak to live in.
@someguy45129 ай бұрын
@@funveeable you do realize they dont actually get the vote right? AI does it and who would you vote for if only 1 party exist? "Hundreds of thousands are arrested each year for attempting to damage the ideological purity of the federation and the freedom of expression it holds sacred."
@paulsmart46729 ай бұрын
No, Super Earth is just happens when someone watches Starship Troopers and says to themselves "Well that was pretty neat, but I think it would be a lot more fun if the satire wasn't so subtle."
@JackofNothingess9 ай бұрын
"Such is their expertise, that in all war zones that Helldivers have been deployed, there have been no reported cases of friendly fire, marking an astonishing record of essentially perfect accuracy." Lol
@WindrunnerB49 ай бұрын
One who kills their friend is not a friend. There is no friendly fire! Besides, that guy was being too slow on the radio tower, he was stalling for the socialist automatons!
@specs.weedle9 ай бұрын
no one bothers to report them because it’s to be expected
@nachoguy59 ай бұрын
Lmao even
@Jawmax9 ай бұрын
Wait, you mean Super Earth isn't the original Earth? That could lead to some spicy stories. "No, WE are the true Super Earth!"
@respectfulevil90229 ай бұрын
replace super earth with the pope and youve got a majority of european history
@cjrecio57029 ай бұрын
In the first game, if you lose the war, Super Earth gets blown up and the campaign resets. Canonically, Super Earth didn't lose the First Galactic War, because it's still Earth and Mars is still there. Plus, I find it hard to believe that Super Earth would go through all the trouble replicating the shapes of the continents of Earth and naming a random red planet Mars.
@inquisitorwalmarius66509 ай бұрын
I was there, the Day Horus slew the Emperor.
@christbenitez87979 ай бұрын
@@inquisitorwalmarius6650you were there too? Dayum. I was in the CCTV room with my servitor watching it all goes down inside the vengeful spirit.
@godemperormaki52929 ай бұрын
@@cjrecio5702 That would be hilarious lmao
@GarlicPudding9 ай бұрын
"It wouldn't be the first time that happened" HOLD UP
@death13a9 ай бұрын
Super Earth Never Falls!!! At least this time..... I hope. 😅
@nathanboyce44519 ай бұрын
What did he mean by this 👀
@ObiwanNekody9 ай бұрын
@@nathanboyce4451Super Earth has never fallen. It just sometimes changes physical planets in order to better spread democracy, obviously.
@osmaani26729 ай бұрын
ay yo what the
@ethanduncan16469 ай бұрын
@@nathanboyce4451in Helldivers one. If the aliens won the galactic war and conquered Super Earth the progress would be wiped and reset. The galactic war was much faster than how it has been going on 2
@TheNorthie9 ай бұрын
We have the ships, we have the weapons, but we need Helldivers! We need you all! Remember: Service Guarantees Citizenship!
@Tank50us9 ай бұрын
"COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!"
@DrTssha9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I want that bump up to C class citizenship! I'm tired of D class life!
@seantaggart73829 ай бұрын
Yeah! *Looks at graphics card* BE BETTER DAMIT!
@lazyer05119 ай бұрын
Super Earth Ministry of Truth: No Helldiver has ever died due to friendly fire. My squad: " *THE GUARD DOG BITES!!!* "
@Hyde-dg7ef9 ай бұрын
'All citizens are equal, and they receive designations specifying how they will be segregated' yeah... it do be like that.
@VoxAstra-qk4jz9 ай бұрын
"All animals are equal. Some are more equal than others." -Animal Farm
@Hyde-dg7ef9 ай бұрын
@@VoxAstra-qk4jz ironic, considering that animal farm was supposed to a satirical take on communism
@Gohodan0979 ай бұрын
@@Hyde-dg7ef Not communism as a whole, but specifically of the USSR and how the ambitions and greed of the Bolsheviks led to its eventual transformation into a fascist hellhole
@luisalfonso74299 ай бұрын
Oficially: "There has been no reported cases of friendly fire" Reality: "WHO IS THE ASSHOLE AT THE 380 CANNONS?!? STEVIE WONDER?!"
@Tank50us9 ай бұрын
Nah, it's Gunners Mate First Class Phillip A$$hole.
@TerminatorHIX7 ай бұрын
380s? It's the guys dropping cluster bombs that worry me.
@bigawesomedude9 ай бұрын
" A Super Citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of Super Earth, defending it with their life. A civilian does not. " - a history student probably
@blademasterwolf9 ай бұрын
The exact word of the text - but can you tell me what it means?
@thestudentofficial54839 ай бұрын
@@blademasterwolfthey use the word 'citizen' and 'civilian' as distinction without differentiation aka yet another form of segregation.
@blademasterwolf9 ай бұрын
@@thestudentofficial5483 yes, I know, I was quoting the movie.
@TroubleClef929 ай бұрын
I don't know!
@inductivegrunt949 ай бұрын
"Democracy is non-negotiable!" Glad to see some Helldivers lore and to see just the kind of crazy lore of Super Earth and the Helldivers who fight for it. And most definitely don't fire on other Helldivers. Yup, no friendly fire at all.
@TihetrisWeathersby9 ай бұрын
"Would you like to know more?" - Starship Troopers
@bhighlander9 ай бұрын
"There have been no reported cases of friendly fire." As a Master Sergeant in the Helldivers, I can confirm that this is completely true! - Message approved by freedom officer #519681
@hyko83559 ай бұрын
For if you're fellow helldiver hits you with a shot, then he is no longer a patriot but a traitor and thus non longer friendly! This is evidently hostile fire and must be answered in kind!
@Tank50us9 ай бұрын
@@hyko8355 that is a good take on the subject.... Command shall grant you 30 days leave and an unlimited breeding certificate. Make good use of it Helldiver.
@HoangNguyen-rd6qy9 ай бұрын
@@hyko8355 really? I heard it differently...if you were killed by friendly fire you are revealed to be an infiltrator and thus it was a lawful execution
@seantaggart73829 ай бұрын
There is no such thing as friendly fire!
@WindrunnerB49 ай бұрын
Friendly fire isn’t!
@gdhuertas079 ай бұрын
“Individual liberty is fiercely promoted and protected through systemic federal surveillance, censorship, and enforcement agencies.” This is one of the most well-written Templin Institute episodes in awhile.
@jaffarebellion2929 ай бұрын
I love Super Earth as a satire because you can just swap the name with modern America and it still makes sense.
@shaftoe1959 ай бұрын
Super Earth's logic: you can't be a fascist if you declared yourself a democrat first.
@juimymary99519 ай бұрын
Exactly! Fascism is bad! And super earth can't be bad! Carry on citizen!
@respectfulevil90229 ай бұрын
america moment
@TheArklyte9 ай бұрын
@@respectfulevil9022 more like People's Democratic Republic of Korea, comrade.
@edgeldine34999 ай бұрын
Classic authoritarian tactics lol.. and I really wish people in real life would recognize it.
@russellmz9 ай бұрын
if I had a dime for every time a conservative told me to my face the naszis were socialists I'd have 20 cents.
@blackdog69699 ай бұрын
When you let a bunch of nerds that grew up on Star Wars, Halo, Warhammer and Starship Troopers do their own thing, this is what you get. A reminder that games can be fun and social. Have a story to them. Bring nostalgia.
@pokebreeder25179 ай бұрын
i'm more amazed a helldiver lives long enough to become a legend
@dungeonguy889 ай бұрын
Surviving a mission from start-to-finish is pretty much legendary in its own right.
@TheRyderShotgunn9 ай бұрын
It's like XCOM soldiers. When one dies, they're replaced by an identical soldier with the same name
@CorvinusLeal9 ай бұрын
Skill issue
@UnknownSquid9 ай бұрын
I mean, in reality they don't. Super Earths PR department just picks which ever name is convenient or sounds good, and makes up whatever tales they want about that diver (whether they exist or not) to tell the citizenry about. The most amazing hell divers are quite likely forgotten, their specific exploits never recognised amongst the chaos, whilst random joes are hyped up as heroes just because it suits some narrative at the time.
@pokebreeder25179 ай бұрын
@@dungeonguy88 i almost did one in a match
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken9 ай бұрын
"Selected from the master ranks of the regular Army or Navy, Helldivers are highly trained specialists" Official Helldivers Bootcamp Training Time: Less than 5 minutes
@Victor-bl2ge9 ай бұрын
Because everyone that joins the Divers is already AWESOME!
@robertungsod6919 ай бұрын
Those five minutes is just a review or recaps of your previous training.
@seabird81479 ай бұрын
I want to really compliment the writing on this one, I don’t think these breakdowns get “meta” very often but this has some absolutely hilarious lines
@patricksleep97879 ай бұрын
Honestly, Helldivers May be greatest spin off Ip that had taken inspiration from StarShip troopers. Man does the game made me feel like a kid again.
@Snowy1239 ай бұрын
"No reported cases of friendly fire" Of course, I tell my squad everytime that reporting such things would be undemocratic
@catcadev9 ай бұрын
"No documented cases of friendly fire" is actually so funny 😂 All of this lore is actually hilarious. So awesome
@seekingabsolution19079 ай бұрын
Im writing a scifi story that involves a satirical stand in for the US and frankly, this game has already done as good a job as I could ever hope to do.
@briank97159 ай бұрын
You guys perfectly nailed the hypocracy and satire of the Helldivers universe and lore, all while staying in the character of your channel. You guys had a few lines that were just pure gold. Bravo!
@rodati56159 ай бұрын
"There have been no reported cases of friendly fire" clearly you have not meet my squad. Edit: we love standing around the 380mm orbitalstrike and bet on who the one is that dies first.
@PobortzaPl9 ай бұрын
Well, have you reported on them?
@TemplinInstitute9 ай бұрын
Helldiver, are you admitting to being involved in the first and only case of friendly fire in human history?
@rodati56159 ай бұрын
@@PobortzaPl well before the recent update 380mm orbitalstikes where all over the place and we thaught thats kinda funny.
@rodati56159 ай бұрын
@@TemplinInstitute well before the recent update 380mm orbitalstikes where all over the place and we thaught thats kinda funny.
@gabrielandradeferraz3869 ай бұрын
@@TemplinInstitute No, pretty sure the other gur was a commie
@ShummaAwilum9 ай бұрын
"Individual helldivers of particular note can easily be elevated to celebrity status across Super Earth, with billions following their exploits to eventual martyrdom."
@r-saint9 ай бұрын
I cried when I hear that Cyberstan was experiencing free elections for the first time. It's the highest honor and joy for a citizen. For Democracy!
@Sebastian-xh4cc9 ай бұрын
Have you looked at our uniforms recently? They've got skulls on them. Templin... are we the baddies? 😟
@CypherusMcClain9 ай бұрын
You have been reported. A Democracy Officer will be in contact with you shortly... We can't have any treasonous thoughts amongst the citizens of our great nation.
@theomnissiah-91209 ай бұрын
That’s a very Undemocratic line of thought
@juimymary99519 ай бұрын
Democracy cannot be bad! Treason is bad! Also didn't you see that the socialist automatons are literally skulls on legs? Why do you hate democracy so much?
@edgeldine34999 ай бұрын
Waffen SS liked skulls too..
@davisdelp81319 ай бұрын
No
@hfar_in_the_sky9 ай бұрын
"All of Super Earth stands united against this threat!" *earlier in the video* "Each day, thousands of alien sympathizers and dissedenants are arrested." Hey wait a minute. That doesn't make- *sound of door being blasted open and muffled struggling* _Fear not citizens! This dissident has been taken care of! You may rest easy knowing managed democracy stands stronger than ever!_
@ShahbazBokhari9 ай бұрын
“Cyberstan.” ☠️
@f1wwwagonburner1329 ай бұрын
The only regret that I have but one life to give for Super Earth
@jack727dave59 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, give your teammates lives for super earth as well.
@f1wwwagonburner1329 ай бұрын
@@jack727dave5 Sweet Liberty!
@J_McPhearsom9 ай бұрын
“ _Do you want to live forever?!_ ”
@Luey_Luey6 ай бұрын
your super destroyer has hundreds
@rexlumontad56449 ай бұрын
I hope The Templin will talk about the Principality of Zeon and the Earth Federation from Universal Century of Gundam in the future, about their society, culture, technology and military power respectively.
@MartinGreywolf9 ай бұрын
I am a veteran of Helldivers dating back to the First War, and I can definitely confirm Helldivers are an elite amongst the elite used to accomplish the most elite of tasks, and not at all a bunch of incompetent meatheads too dumb to spot propaganda given ten minutes of training and deployed as a bait to figure out where the enemy artillery is. Our equipment is the best of the best and assuredly not full of design flaws due to being made by the lowest bidder for a government with far more defense budget than sense.
@ParaNoid8169 ай бұрын
"Through the use of sophisticated, computer aided voting software..." is one of the most terrifying ohrases I've ever heard. Waaay too real.
@fernandomirandilla90889 ай бұрын
I saw my family was eaten by a bug as I said "OH SWEET LIBERTY, NOOOOO!!!!!"
@lahayestudiofrqc87089 ай бұрын
I was miner/gunner for DRG for a year so I'm holding pretty good on Angel's Venture. Mushroom.
@Kingwolf_5559 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE
@pixalateddoom97589 ай бұрын
Found a boolo cap
@tunamayo35879 ай бұрын
WE’RE RICH
@hoshyro9 ай бұрын
This is a very democratic video, the Ministry of Truth approves of this
@charlieinsley30828 ай бұрын
The satire is so on the nose they might as well be shouting "Service guarantees citizenship" in your face lmfao
@mihimiho25159 ай бұрын
the Illuminate will return and they will cause the stretched lines of SE to snap, prevent that join today.
@pendragon09059 ай бұрын
We must be the great arsenal of democracy. For us this is an emergency as serious as war itself. We must apply ourselves to our task with the same resolution, the same sense of urgency, the same spirit of patriotism and sacrifice as we would show were we at war. - Franklin D. Roosevelt
@AM-dc7pv9 ай бұрын
"I'm from Beanos Aires and I say, 'Kill'em all.'" -Prob something a Helldiver might've said "The only good bug is a dead bug." -Also what another Helldiver might've said
@Mediados9 ай бұрын
"Join an elite force!" Helldiver statistics: Average Combat Readiness - 19%
@gabrielandradeferraz3869 ай бұрын
the ministry of truth says 91%. I think you need to check it, you might have done a typo
@SkeeterTLurker9 ай бұрын
Real talk, how the hell did you keep a straight face or not break at all during some parts of this?
@Tank50us9 ай бұрын
Probably requires a few takes
@draco84oz9 ай бұрын
The idea of how "managed democracy" can be manipulated was commented on about 50 years ago, in the show "Yes, Prime Minister" Humphrey: “Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the number of young people without jobs?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Are you worried about the rise in crime among teenagers?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Do you think there is a lack of discipline in our Comprehensive schools?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Do you think young people welcome some authority and leadership in their lives?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Do you think they respond to a challenge?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Would you be in favour of reintroducing National Service?” Bernard: “Oh…well, I suppose I might be.” Humphrey: “Yes or no?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Mr. Woolley, are you worried about the danger of war?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Are you worried about the growth of armaments?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Do you think there is a danger in giving young people guns and teaching them how to kill?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Do you think it is wrong to force people to take up arms against their will?” Bernard: “Yes” Humphrey: “Would you oppose the reintroduction of conscription?” Bernard: “Yes” In both cases, Bernard was just asked questions about his thoughts on a subject...
@Ironhardt9 ай бұрын
Well the idea of managed democracy isn’t new, as it is a branch of the greater concept that is totalitarian democracy.
@laststand64209 ай бұрын
"The bugs got oil, let's give them some democracy..." *Programs a 500kg bombstrike
@TheSmileMile9 ай бұрын
The developers should make it so that every time your character dies, everything about their appearance/voice is randomized, just to hammer home the fact that this is a brand new helldiver, and not your character respawning. You can always revert the customizations back to what you want when you get back to the ship.
@themagicnerf9 ай бұрын
They did.
@cjrecio57029 ай бұрын
It's actually a feature xD
@David-so9ct9 ай бұрын
I love that the ships name is "the SS Legislator of Supremacy" LOL
@NeonFlare9 ай бұрын
The federation of Super Earth is incredibly advanced when you consider the huge scale in which they've colonized the entire galaxy. Hundreds upon hundreds of settled planets with human populations, with thousands of destroyers to transport its military across the span of the milky way.
@ChristianMcAngus9 ай бұрын
I find these sorts of space empires to be unambitious though. If you were willing to build enough space stations and habitats you could house and support the population of the entire Super Earth Federation in a single system.
@HandOfThemis9 ай бұрын
@@ChristianMcAngus That makes little sense....They're not ambitious for spreading their population out? What sense does that even make? They are trying to spread across the stars on PURPOSE....use your brain man.
@claritycontrol15309 ай бұрын
Man, I knew Helldivers lore was coming, but damn am I so excited to finally get a video.
@Cyberfender19 ай бұрын
You had me at "managed democracy" . A bit of 1984, strange new world, and starship trooper, and starwars galactic empire. sheesh!
@BreadBox.9 ай бұрын
"Hundreds of thousands are arrested each year for attempting to damage the ideological purity of the federation and the freedom of expression it holds sacred." Golden.
@rexlumontad56449 ай бұрын
Headcanon: the Federation of Super Earth is the Dark Age of Technology human civilization before the Imperium of Man came to existence. Change my mind.
@Jawmax9 ай бұрын
Then where are the Orks? Those dudes are everywhere in 40K. Waaaaaarrrrrrrgk!!!
@DetectiveLance9 ай бұрын
Fourth race coming down the road: orc pirates.
@Brakiros9 ай бұрын
given the Dark Age of Technology human civilization practically conquered the galaxy sounds like it fits
@jaffarebellion2929 ай бұрын
Too early for Tyrannids.
@TastefulGorilla8 ай бұрын
Superearth uses Alcubierre drives.
@ross.metcalf9 ай бұрын
Not exterminating the Terminids after finding out they make oil, and then trying to farm them and have them break out is such a human thing to do haha. I have no doubt we'd do the same in real life.
@StephenDelRosario7777 ай бұрын
"No reported cases of friendly fire" Me after somehow sending my squadmate thoroughly to the past tense with an Orbital Rail Cannon strike:
@grievetan7 ай бұрын
There's no reports because there's no one alive to tell the tale
@JackofNothingess9 ай бұрын
Somehow, I realized this could have been an alternate universe version of the Greater Terran Union. "Terra Invicta!"
@hedinsee68309 ай бұрын
The super earth information service is such a shining example of unvarnished patriotic truth and transparency that it brings tears of joy to my eyes!
@owenparris74909 ай бұрын
I've been waiting on this video since the game came out, and Templin didn't disappoint! The jokes about the true nature of Super Earth's true nature were spot on and my favorite parts. Also, like with most videos, I learned something new, like how MODERN SUPER EARTH ISN'T THE FIRST ONE! WTF!?
@soapycactuses92819 ай бұрын
The Super Earth Ministry of Truth Approves (A Democracy Officer is knocking at your door)
@jamesm.85779 ай бұрын
Congratulations to the devs for making such a fun game with some of the most depressingly humorous lore I’ve heard in a while.
@beencomfy9 ай бұрын
The Hell Divers are the pinnacle of guerrilla hit and run tactics, we clear a sector in a few hours to pave the way for invasion forces and also specialise in defence and hostage rescue operations, 4 man teams taking on hundreds of foes each mission and winning every time
@BennyLlama9 ай бұрын
I can confirm the Helldivers have never had a friendly fire incident... Nope, not once, it has never happened. It certainly didn't happen 4 days ago on Tien Kwan at 7:32PM...
@gamertimefriend12869 ай бұрын
"No reported case of friendly fire" I vaguely remember running a whole team of flame throwers and burning all our respawns in the first 10 minutes
@Necrikus9 ай бұрын
Do you guys have outtakes or something, because I refuse to believe there wasn't a whole lot of corpsing going on when trying to record this and I really want to hear that.
@ace_the_race93409 ай бұрын
"Our forces are few, Our enemies many. There is no respite. There is no mercy. For in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war."
@Aabergm9 ай бұрын
There is so much irony and satire in your video I don't know where to start.....
@TemplinInstitute9 ай бұрын
0:00
@Snowy1239 ай бұрын
I like how the game made a better storyline and government than the books did. Rare to see the original content improved on.
@bullehulle19 ай бұрын
Helldivers to hellpods, I repeat, helldivers to hellpods!
@ceberskie1199 ай бұрын
This was written so well! Worded as if this society was extremely free and everyone was afforded alot of individual liberties. While also effectively explaining the reality of it