Feeling Follicular: The Toast, Wednesday, July 31st, 2024

[@christyreddi]

The “fuck around and find out” was in response to all the drama with Mikayla Skinner talking bad about this US women’s gymnastics team. There’s a huge story there and that drama inspired Simone’s ig caption after the win.

[@KellyArmstrong-m8c]

LOLING at the mechanic dear toaster jokes - and the city girl mindset. Sounds like she’s a country small town girly. Only one mechanic shop in town. Oil changes, snow tires, summer tires, then back to get your tires torqued, maybe even know some of the guys from highschool, I get it 😂

[@danielle1508]

"Lay on a stack of hay!?!" 🤣🤣 I'm dying

[@enyam9135]

love the gymnastics update! but would loveeee to have heard your takes on jason kelce and ilona and the womens rugby team !

[@amandapandabb]

GIIIRLL - just here to second turdy, I feel my hormonal changes SO MUCH. and it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older 🥴

[@PerryPerryCC]

I love all the phase talk lol - if you want to hear about what we gals used to do you should read The Red Tent by Anita Diamant!

[@paigemckay9367]

I am loling at the dear toasters about the mechanic because routine maintenance IS a thing. You get an oil change every 5000ish miles which is usually 2-3 times a year for me. Plus you might end up there again if you need a new tire or something cosmetic. Going to the body shop multiple times a year is not unheard of when you drive every day. I go to the same place every time and we know the people who work there so it's not crazy that she knows the people at her body shop lol

[@Helen-un5dp]

Same !! It’s completely normal lol

[@AmyFeds1]

I truly feel every hormonal fluctuation deeply

[@leredheadkitty]

I always disconnected my Bluetooth when getting work done in my car for exactly this fear.

[@kaijaiconner7102]

Yall should read The Red Tent, its so good!

[@TheCaptain1012]

The old picture from the winter and the date from yesterday on it is cracking me up for some reason! It makes me like them even more! 🤣❤It’s giving… moving day.

[@angelaamber]

I thought for sure i was delusional when i saw this alert. 4:45AM thanks, swirlies! PS this is the 3rd time that i can remember, Turdy wants to lie about it being morning & Jackie can't. Its so funny😂😂

[@asiff098]

I 100% knew what you were talking about with the Claw and I was confused. So glad for the clarification, because I didn't think you guys would think the Paige things was that strange.

[@____jayrose]

I completely agree when I heard that Billy Ray audio recording my childhood was instantly ruined.

[@stew9131]

Wish you covered the Simone Mikayla drama! thought for sure it would be a story

[@wellsps]

Omg Claudia it’s still playing as Good Guys in my library!!! 😂

[@NoeticNotary-sx1ec]

Same!

[@bree9398]

Omg was not expecting you guys to talk about Moorgs and Paige Lorenze drama/ beef. I follow tennis and it’s pretty apparent there is beef there but I could never figure out why or what happened.

[@kellilavery8798]

I legit downloaded the Flo App during this episode because I felt inspired to track and understand my period lol

[@taylorprospal4046]

Do we remember that Hannah Montana episode where Selena was a guest star and Hannah’s “competition” … THE HATE BETWEEN THEM FELT SO REAL! hahahahahha

[@gretchen322]

Yesss omg and they were on that talk show hating on each other!

[@jessicaperron2227]

I’ve gone to the same mechanic for 13 years 😂 oil change every 6 months and getting the tires rotated and other things that go wrong every once in a while

[@courtneygray7496]

she got her period!! finally, we’ve been updated. 😂

[@danevanrensburg1130]

South African swirlie loving to hear you say RSA! :)

[@KarleyRoss31]

Please recap the Mikayla skinner gymnastic drama, Simone’s insta catch was shade towards her 😭

[@whatshername4890]

My teenage kids faces when they get in the car before me in the morning and bluetooth connects to my spicy books 😵‍💫🥴

[@darbywinston]

I'm pretty sure the dealership will charge the most for any kind of service. Definitely do oil changes at a Jiffy Lube type place or local mechanic instead.

[@justcurious2001]

ya gotsa read The Red Tent by Anita Diamant to find out what the ancient girlie swirlies did during their period!❤❤❤

[@gabrielahebert8453]

Omg I was actually having the same thought about Claudia's lack of period updates recently. I for sure thought Jax was cracking down! Lol

[@brittanynesbitt3421]

Omg my mechanic 100% knows me by name. I drive for work and they see me often for frequent oil changes. Girly, own that and know they’ll forget this moment orrrr they won’t and they just think you’re hot as hell!!

[@Sofia-lp4jd]

I have two tickets to tonight's (8/1) show at the Beacon and I can't make it, if anyone wants to buy them!

[@CynthiaEstevez-v2p]

Yesss more talking about what a means to be a woman! 🙋🏼‍♀️

[@tinychin]

It’s not weird to have one routine mechanic you get an oil change every 3,000-5,000 miles, yall sound ignorant as hell

[@mommatogo]

I have a 12 year old she is obsessed with skin care!

[@nicoleglen8939]

I was so confused cause the date says 7/30/24 in the picture 😂

[@gemmasnider475]

the tweens i know love the boys from The Summer I Turned Pretty and also Tom Holland and Timothee Chalamet!

[@LemonieY]

Simone Biles is 27. Elle Black from Canada is 28 and still competing. Sorry to be that person. 🙈 Just need everyone to know they are BOTH killing it in their late 20s!

[@calliemeeks6793]

My 14 year old and her friend are obsessed with Timothee chalamet

[@darbywinston]

New Heights absolutely does not deserve a $100 million deal 😂... The podcast is generally popular but not Joe Rogan level and is only where it is now because of Swifties. The Swiftie audience is gone if Travis and Taylor break up.

[@suzanamilic2985]

GB had a gymnast that is 32…

[@robsargeant4737]

🥂

[@carrieyund862]

Whaaaat?! So early!

[@MyDlg123]

The youths of today like k-pop!