Johnny Depp gave a face to the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, you can't carry it on without him. If they wanna make a female centric movie about pirates, they could always make a movie about Anne Bonny. Cast Margot Robbie as Anne Bonny; give a pirate movie a fresh take, cast Robbie as an actual real life pirate who isn't just a genderbent Jack Sparrow. I'd be up for that.
@MILVO172 жыл бұрын
Or Miss Fortune.
@mickeymickey99142 жыл бұрын
They already did a female Pirates movie in 2005. It was called Pirates XXX and it starred Jesse Jane.
@Hiraghm2 жыл бұрын
I'd be up for that... after they made 10s of thousands of pirate movies about every single male pirate.
@TheObserver852 жыл бұрын
Me: Hollywood!!! Write! This! Down! Hollywood: Nah, Let's replace Indiana Jones with a woman.
@jovenc45082 жыл бұрын
@@mickeymickey9914 Beat me to it 😂
@NickNapoli2 жыл бұрын
No matter if it was green lit or not a Pirates film without Johnny Depp would be just wrong.
@Spartan-oj9dc2 жыл бұрын
The last pirates movie was terrible , I only liked the first two ,the others 3 was meh and 4 was bloody awful. It's best to leave these movies be Depp had a good run
@valacari2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mickeymickey99142 жыл бұрын
There already was a female pirates movie. It starred Jesse Jane.
@gloriathomas32452 жыл бұрын
Disney has cut ties to him
@hypercriticalbrit2 жыл бұрын
I’ve met her a few occasions before she was big. The guy she’s now married to was friends with some of my closest friends and tbh I didn’t even know who she was when I met her. She’s a genuinely good person, funny (kind of goofy) and seemed very grounded. Regardless I’m relieved as hell that train wreck got stopped before anything happened. An utterly awful idea.
@OptimalToast2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if it was an act or not, but here in Australia before the move to the U.S., she came across as just your average girl next door type of person, with a touch of goofiness as you mentioned, but I don't doubt the power of Hollywood to corrupt.
@xGarrettThiefx2 жыл бұрын
Sure you do...I'm good friends with Deniro as well.
@TheRoidemortetfleur2 жыл бұрын
I like Margot. Some of her stuff is mostly female based. Yet I still like it. She always does a good job.
@hypercriticalbrit2 жыл бұрын
@@OptimalToast I don’t know tbh. I haven’t seen her probably in about 10 years but from what my friends have said who have seen her more recently, she hasn’t really changed that much. I’d like to think she’s stayed the same as before because she really did come across as a good person.
@hypercriticalbrit2 жыл бұрын
@@xGarrettThiefx I mean…nobody’s forcing you to believe me. Really not even water off my back either way but feel free to check out her husbands background. Godalming College in the UK.
@darthdev2 жыл бұрын
There's no Pirates without Johnny, period.
@visitor26052 жыл бұрын
That tribute to your dad at the end was gold. That kind of appreciation is literally all we dads want
@jamesunchained72282 жыл бұрын
They already made a "female Pirates" movie. It was in 2005, the xxx parody, and it made money.🤣🤣 If they wanna do a movie like that with Margot Robbie, I think some might watch LMAO 🤣🤣
@johndurham61722 жыл бұрын
The movie actually had a good plot.
@MrBubbleBeam1652 жыл бұрын
The timeline is healing boys!
@valyriansteel54462 жыл бұрын
There was already a female Pirates of the Caribbean and it was called Cutthroat Island. Geena Davis was awesome in it.
@mickeymickey99142 жыл бұрын
There was also one called Pirates XXX and it starred Jesse Jane.
@starsiegeplayer2 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! I have been trying to remember the name of Geena Davis' movie.
@rojayreid9082 жыл бұрын
They can make new ones.
@riner9 Жыл бұрын
@@mickeymickey9914 It was just called Pirates, and the sequel Stagnetti's Revenge.
@PhotriusPyrelus2 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Someone who can admit that something she likes isn't necessarily *good*. It really is okey to like stuff that isn't good. A shame more people don't understand that.
@therealstephentv2 жыл бұрын
New video! Yes! I'm here for it. Great to see ya Melonie.
@mediamanjamessmith251 Жыл бұрын
The way you just started talking about your dad at 15:52 really warmed my heart. It bothers me so much that the elites want to eliminate relationships like that in general (let alone their nefarious reasons)
@matthewfitzpatrick42902 жыл бұрын
If you wanted a female pirate, you could write a story about a real life Irish pirate, Jeannie Mac, who was a total badass and bonus cinematography point, she used to ply her trade on the west coast of Ireland so ready made gorgeous scenery
@matthewfitzpatrick42902 жыл бұрын
Also, I remember in Dublin Primary School it was a particularly useful substitute if you wanted to swear "Jesus Christ!"
@delphinelavendermorgan46272 жыл бұрын
I forget Aliens sometimes for some reason and one more strong female character was the mc in the new predator movie
@reaperpatriot2 жыл бұрын
Love hearing your thoughts on this Melonie Mac. You brought the boom and love it. Also glad this pos all female pirates of the Caribbean movie was cancelled. Awesome news
@bradleyfelix35412 жыл бұрын
Replacing a man in a male dominated genre always fails.
@toddtaylor65062 жыл бұрын
Nobody was asking for this movie. I don't even want to see another Depp PotC ...... these series need to stop devolving into cash grab hell ..... I can't think of the last time they got better as they went along. Jurassic Park remains the best Jurassic Park movie ....
@therealstephentv2 жыл бұрын
The only female lead movie I want to see right now is Classic Lara Croft TR movie. Because that would be so good. Yes, Johnny Debb is the best part of Pirates of the Caribbean. A lot of the female versions of the male characters don't go through the same struggles (or any at times) like we see the male charaters have to go through to earn their spot as a beloved hero. Good point about Black Widow. Great video. Love seeing ya. Take care Melonie.😊 💛
@therealstephentv2 жыл бұрын
You have a really good dad Melonie. We need good Godly men like your dad. May God continue to bless him.
@Hiraghm2 жыл бұрын
I REALLY don't want to see Johnny Depp play Lara Croft.
@Iera_Thaumaturgy Жыл бұрын
@@Hiraghmlmaoo how much of a fan I am of Depp I wouldn’t want to see that either
@Ronnie27872 жыл бұрын
Thank you for giving the Underworld series some credit. Always felt Selene was a proper badass 🤘
@jturner25772 жыл бұрын
Damn Right she was.
@ninjanibba42592 жыл бұрын
People always wanted her and Blade to crossover, it would've been so interesting for so many reasons, especially given Selene is a Vampire
@chaosinfusion81272 жыл бұрын
Kate Beckinsale is outstanding in this series. An underrated franchise to be sure…
@Marzellus19912 жыл бұрын
And (this is key) original
@Ronnie27872 жыл бұрын
@@Marzellus1991 VERY
@armas_vh50802 жыл бұрын
You're freaking awesome! I've found you at the beginning of October and literally instantly loved your opinions. Feel warmness hearing someone else speak what I think of all the time, especially in these modern days. Much love to ya ❤️
@RobinT.H-D.E.S2 жыл бұрын
Reported for logic and reason. I mean, I'm gonna second that 👍 A light in the wokie darkness. for sure.
@iheartlofi2 жыл бұрын
Remember "Cutthroat Island (1995)"?
@krimsondragon33822 жыл бұрын
It would have bombed so bad. Are they coming to their senses or can't afford to lose more money?
@TheBl00D1u5t2 жыл бұрын
All the water puns
@wistaban2 жыл бұрын
At this point, companies are just milking old classics using the woke trend to make a quick buck. When will they learn that it simply doesn't work.
@Lonovavir2 жыл бұрын
When people stop watching garbage. The merchandising skit from spaceballs predicted the modern not entertainment industry to a t.
@Tomemos1Jager2 жыл бұрын
I found your channel 2 weeks ago and I'm loving the content! You're based, keep it up!
@TheWyrdSmythe2 жыл бұрын
There was an original pirate movie with a female lead back in 1995: Geena Davis in Renny Harlin’s Cutthroat Island. It seriously bombed at the box office, but I’ve always thought it was a lot of fun. P.s. A nice antidote for these emasculated modern movies is to watch a John Wick movie! And funny thing. Each of the three includes in a key role a kickass female fighter. Two of them get to fight John himself!
@Hiraghm2 жыл бұрын
a guy thinks Cutthroat Island was a lot of fun, then complains about emasculated movies... I give up.
@TheWyrdSmythe2 жыл бұрын
Simple: It's about adding more chairs to the table, not replacing those already seated.
@allenniumfalcon2 жыл бұрын
There was a Pirate film starring Geena Davis. Cutthroat Island. So they aren't the first to do it and for them to get all sanctimonius about
@DocTraubo2 жыл бұрын
And it flopped historically, despite Geena was even more popular back then than Margot is today :)
@allenniumfalcon2 жыл бұрын
@@DocTraubo Exactly.
@thatpatrickguy34462 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a movie on Zheng Yi Sao. She was so successful as a pirate and the commander of a pirate navy that she dictated the terms of her surrender to the government and was pardoned and lived the rest of her life in relative peace.
@thatpatrickguy34462 жыл бұрын
And as far as women replacing men, the Peggy situation was more of a one-shot cameo, so I'm not as annoyed about that. And while T'Challa should have been recast, I can't blame Shuri for that.
@merafirewing65912 жыл бұрын
A pirate Empress in command of useless junks that are nothing but target practice.
@zegominha35862 жыл бұрын
I'm happy 'cause I was finally able to play bloodborne, thanks to a friend that borrowed me his ps4, still want a pc port though
@pfguo872 жыл бұрын
Thanks Melonie! You are right! I think we should start calling those feminists toxic feminists at this point. Toxic femininity is a thing IMO.
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@dendrien2 жыл бұрын
for some reason writers things it is the writing itself that makes the character but in actuality its the actor. that what makes certain actor greater than others. jonny depps character became his because he made his own version of jack sparrow despite what that writings said. but for some reason writers and creators today believes anyone can farm a character and any gender. if that was the case than hiring actors in the first place woudnt be needed.
@chrism40082 жыл бұрын
That first part of your first sentence came out very musically to my ears, thought you were about to sing! 🤣🤣
@pedromoreira62182 жыл бұрын
a female led pirate movie already existed back in the 80s its called Cutthroat Island something like that
@kjt79712 жыл бұрын
Realistically, they can take a lot from history! I remember reading about a female pirate in either China or Korea who wreaked havoc on her nation's enemies. Better yet, there was a female pirate in history in the Caribbean who had struck fear in a lot of people's hearts. Then, if you would like to make a story about a brutal medieval female ruler, look no further than Olga of Kiev! Not only destroy an entire house, Tywin Lannister Style, she also went on to convert to Christianity and even though she was brutal and murderous, declared a saint by the Catholic Church. There are plenty of historic examples of females kicking ass! Another idea, if you just want a black example: Amanitore of Kush. The problem with the woke is that they are bleeding lazy!
@hamanu6662 жыл бұрын
Also Anne Bonny and Mary Reid real life female pirates .
@kjt79712 жыл бұрын
Amanitore of Kush defeated a Roman Legion under none other than Julius Cæsar! Don't get me started with Tomyris.... She Obliterated one of history's strongest militaries from persia, because she refused to marry their king, Cyrus the Great!
@kjt79712 жыл бұрын
@@hamanu666 That is who i was talking about. Anne Bonny.
@Stant1232 жыл бұрын
Ching Shih female pirate from China. The "Terror of South China" is already a character in Pirates of the Caribbean.
@kjt79712 жыл бұрын
@@Stant123 Truth be told, I am at work and don't really have time to do all of the research on their names. I just know the major points behind the history.
@jameshurley7762 жыл бұрын
Hi melonie thoughts on games like kingdoms of Alamaur and fable 1-3 ?
@allenniumfalcon2 жыл бұрын
Harry Styles to play Vasquez in the Aliens remake
@ACCIO_music2 жыл бұрын
they had elizabeth swan and other female characters in the other movies but itd b hard bc Jack Sparrow/JD is the face of POTC
@prozac6232 жыл бұрын
They need the Pirates of the Caribbean name to sell the merch and the theme park rides.
@primal84082 жыл бұрын
Keep preaching, Melonie! Love your stuff, seems like it's rarer and rarer to find minds with your perspective, which should be pretty normal.
@thequadfather6492 жыл бұрын
2 Samuel 7:14-15: "I will be a father to him, and he'll be a son to me. When he does wrong, I'll discipline him in the usual ways, the pitfalls and obstacles of this mortal life. But I'll never remove my gracious love from him." - True masculinity
@josephcrabtree32242 жыл бұрын
Your videos (and that smile) make my day Melonie 😁
@caleblee85302 жыл бұрын
Didn't this all start with the all this with the female Ghostbusters?
@christopherbrown50292 жыл бұрын
I've been following you on twitter for a few months now but I was unaware you had a youtube channel. I can't quite figure why but I thought there would be more butter.
@dennisd44522 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see Lara Croft half brother video game.😅😅😅
@chris24m342 жыл бұрын
They should just resume pirates 6 wit johnny depp. The return of Davey Jones
@grokeffer62262 жыл бұрын
I lost interest in Pirate movies quite a while back. Even with Depp, I doubt I'd have watched it.
@Demondragonkinggav2 жыл бұрын
Next up Willa Wonka and Chocolate Factory musical remake with Gene and Depp's character replaced by a woman like Beyoncé. :P (joking around obviously)
@DCWAGE2 жыл бұрын
They jumped the gun by sacking johnny Depp they dug there grave.
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@aquafish1292 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine who works in the film industry says that the familiarity of brand raises the box sales by a predictable percentage, but I think that the consumer motivations have changed- they might want to start thinking differently. If not to continue the industry with a new approach, then to restart it- because right now it's in cardiac arrest.
@evilmandrake2 жыл бұрын
The last two Pirates movies were nothing but an excuse for people to watch more Jack Sparrow. Pardon, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
@tinymetaltrees2 жыл бұрын
Let’s be serious. The actual issue is that if Disney did make a sexy lady-pirate movie then it wouldn’t be rated Arrrrrr!
@supermariof05212 жыл бұрын
Get back to work, Mr.Squidward. XD
@billlowery16582 жыл бұрын
Laughs in Jena Davis
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@samithesmooth29702 жыл бұрын
And they say there is no good news..
@ArielCleirigh2 жыл бұрын
Female Pirates of the Caribbean is too much Feminism, so how about Charlys Angels with only Male characters now suddenly companies wanting make all women products.Also Pirates of the Caribbean is Johnny Deep without him Cant called it that way.
@zarddin2 жыл бұрын
WHAT?! CREATING a new INTERESTING story instead of stealing someones other story an inject it with all the WOKE shit? Why would anyone want to create anything new? It will fail if it will be WOKE and without a iconic movie name.
@davidt16212 жыл бұрын
*_Looks like it's already been done. Don't think they can do any better than this:_* Pirates (also known as Pirates XXX) is a 2005 American _"nude-ographic"_ action-adventure film written, produced, and directed by Joone, and produced by Digital Playground and Adam & Eve. The film, starring Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie, Teagan Presley, and Evan Stone, features many references to the mainstream Hollywood film Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
@johndurham61722 жыл бұрын
Is it wrong that I liked the movie because of the plot believe it or not.
@davidt16212 жыл бұрын
@@johndurham6172 No, because it was an amazing film for that industry. But, who was your favorite actress? I like the belly dancers.. one was Abbey Brooks.
@johndurham61722 жыл бұрын
@@davidt1621 I remember her having the sexfight with the actress that played the first mate who I was in love with but I hear she has fallen on some hard times and is more movies that are a bit more extreme.
@davidt16212 жыл бұрын
@@johndurham6172 Well extreme is unsafe for youtube. Our comments are already shadow banned under my op.
@johndurham61722 жыл бұрын
@@davidt1621 not suprising 😆 but I do apologize to Mel
@blackfirebird932 жыл бұрын
Kudos to your dad. Your vid takes are always great. Keep up those opinions we need to hear.
@Duckquack-12 жыл бұрын
If you want to see how to make an action movie with a woman integrated into a franchise where she doesn't insult the main action hero but comes off as super cool partner and likeable character, then watch "Supercop" 1992 with Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh. Watch it in Chinese with subtitles, not English dubbed because that would be silly. You can see how they don't make the female just do the same thing as the male but better. She does things differently. That is the reality of the male/ female dynamic.
@Robert-ht7om2 жыл бұрын
*I think if this had gone through it would probably be heavily compared to the porn Pirates movie that came out in the early 2000s. *Also there's Cutthroat Island with Geena Davis as the lead and a pirate, the movie didn't do good at the box office but I always enjoyed it so I think a female pirate movie could work just not in this current era of movie making. *In the comics the female superheroes were not meant to be replacements(not the case with recent years and characters like lady Thor and riri) they were companions, partners, and friends of the male heroes just someone else to join in on the fight, but in the MCU they are differently replacing male characters with females or dumbing down the men and showing the women as superior, the character Black Panther didn't have to die because the actor portraying him did, but Disney saw it as an opportunity to replace a male character and they took it, yes it happened in comics, but that was short lived and most likely that version of the character was more developed than the live action version which never had that much screen time and was really just a side character who was thrust into the main role.
@tonysobon46692 жыл бұрын
catalog along with the original (good) versions they already made years ago , sigh....... I legit just thought of this while typing and
@kakonoteouji48762 жыл бұрын
Sounds like starting to learn proud of them.
@silverscorpio242 жыл бұрын
It doesn't even make sense: Elizabeth Swann proved herself to be a brave and capable pirate in her own right. They just wanted to replace Jack Sparrow.
@FreshRides2 жыл бұрын
Case and point, the female ghostbusters was awful. Underworld and tomb raider are amazing
@chrisschmitt36122 жыл бұрын
Can you check out, Alita Battle Angel, and do a review on your channel?
@MelonieMacGoBoom2 жыл бұрын
I love that movie 😁
@chichiboypumpi2 жыл бұрын
Hoist the colors for Jack!
@steveo55682 жыл бұрын
Thor being made into a female was it for me. Never bothered with the last movie. Smh.
@HH-hd7nd2 жыл бұрын
5:55 Well we all know why they want to attach it to the Pirates of the Carribean franchise: Because any movie attacjed to the franchise will draw in more customers than a new IP would. That said - there's also a practical reason that might be worth considering: The franchise has a lot of supernatural elements that follow some vague supernatural rules. A new franchise would have to establish new rules for these supernatural elements. If they wanted to make a movie with no supernatural elements but an old-fashioned swashbuckling movie then yeah, attaching it to the Pirates of the Carribean doesn't make sense.
@db1ktool1052 жыл бұрын
We’re on our way to becoming “the grey” like in the film Ai.
@The_Mask2 жыл бұрын
One of the rare occasions where I agree with a video 100%. Good work.
@MungeParty2 жыл бұрын
I love how hopelessly obsessed this woman is with Lara Croft it's adorable.
@Zan_Jayna2 жыл бұрын
The uniform Peggy Carter is wearing belonged to Union Jack in the comics.
@BlindingGlow2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad because I really like Margot Robbie, and the media would've done their absolute best to try and bait her into some culture war bs about feminism or something.
@JoaoMariaNunes2 жыл бұрын
Margot doesn't understand that trying to replace Jack Sparrow , are way too big shoes to fill
@linaraven2 жыл бұрын
Very happy 4 u having a wonderful father as u described. And thank you 4 ur effort here, keep it up. It very inspiring and logically intelligent. 😎😎
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@jimmygray53522 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Margot Robbie as the main villain vs Johnny Depp Jack Sparrow!
@shmupperfromhell2 жыл бұрын
I like your hair - apologies if weird statement
@JCVDfan4life2 жыл бұрын
Long live Depp
@thorflea22 жыл бұрын
Glen Close as Jacks mom in "I lost my nugget"
@Makoto032 жыл бұрын
Glad this woke reboot was cancelled. The Pirates franchise is worthless without Johnny Depp.
@MMCUSN2 жыл бұрын
Femestupid Pirate movie runs a ground on razor sharp rocks of reality. Was there any other outcome?
@joeykonyha24142 жыл бұрын
Cutthroat Island has entered the chat.
@NormanReaddis2 жыл бұрын
Pirates is nothing without Jack and Depp. This is not Black Panther that Chadwick RIP played a character. Jack is Depp, he created that persona on his own. If it's a spinoff... Sure but we know why.
@aaronhhill2 жыл бұрын
They could make an original movie about the true life female pirates, who were actually some of the most dangerous and bloodthirsty women in history. Anne Bonny or Mary Read would make terrific characters in their own movie, or even Grace O'Malley Or give it an Asian flair featuring Cheng I Sao. Bonney and Read were said to have been more dangerous and seasoned fighters than the men in Calico Jack's crew. Is it so hard to tell their stories?
@MrWuddles2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you keep your Christianity up front. Your reviews are great and right in line with my thoughts on things
@GremDisaster2 жыл бұрын
They must have got that one million alpaca order delivered.
@bcluett16972 жыл бұрын
"We look like we’re like laughing and having fun, but we’re dying on the inside. Dying. I was like, this is the most humiliating moment of my life.” Margo Robbie on a Barbie movie leaked photos. So that's 2 movies she's disappointed in. At least she's getting paid for one.
@AnnieNakki2 жыл бұрын
If they want a girl pirate movie, write a script about Anne Bonny, Mary Reade and Jack Rackham...real pirates...could be awesome....
@marving97362 жыл бұрын
Their was one already called Black Sail
@nickhayes16262 жыл бұрын
Even though he said he’s never work with Disney again, and who could blame him; Disney needs to do their best to get Johnny Depp back for one more movie. They need to deliver on the way that they ended the last one. Bring Jack, Will, & Elizabeth back together one last time and finish the story off like it should be done. Maybe find a way to bring back Barbosa. The new characters would be good fits to move forward after they end the main storyline, and you could still have the main characters in later movies making appearances; much like Stallone has been able to do with Rocky.
@eddychaosofpain2442 жыл бұрын
Black panther comic is like knightfall when batman couldn't be batman got a substation black panther until got he ready
@noneyabidness96442 жыл бұрын
I hope this is true. Depp as Jack, or no pirates film.
@skateboard_sandwich2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm glad. Last thing it needs is a reboot. A sequel? Sure. But a reboot?!
@bullzebub2 жыл бұрын
why not make something about mary read / anne bonny?
@hugoferreira79922 жыл бұрын
DC was planning to replace Superman and Batman with female counterparts and almost did it, only backing down because the idea was extremely unpopular. Now I find out Disney wanted to make a Pirates of the Caribbean film with a female protagonist. Geez. I'm shocked by the audacity and ideological fanaticism of our entertainment industry.
@aeronaut80882 жыл бұрын
Cutthroat Island (Geena Davis). Remake that if you want
@malecus76642 жыл бұрын
If they are going to reboot something do “Cutthroat Island” but going to be hard to beat!
@malecus76642 жыл бұрын
Gina Davis is a gem in that one and The Long Kiss Goodnight 😉
@MintyFreshTurds2 жыл бұрын
Who the hell would even touch this terrible idea with a 10 foot poll?
@SeanFication2 жыл бұрын
Coming next ... the remake of Gladiator with a woman playing the rule of Maximus! Take that, patriarchy!
@JosephCoenMason2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp NEVER "needed" Disney, but the Pirates of the Carribean definitely NEEDS Johnny Depp. Forever and always will he be Captain Jack Sparrow!
@retiresatisfied2 жыл бұрын
Gina Davis in The Pirates of Cutthroat Island is still one of my favorite movies.
@ShaneDouglas7132 жыл бұрын
Thank God this never materialized!!!! 😮💨
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@worldtitan9272 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smart the company doesn't want to lose a tone of money .
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