Feng Shui Masters - CHINESE JOBS

Two men demonstrate the powers of Feng Shui
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[@Ozilaero]

This is exactly the type of low budget high quality shit I waited a month for

[@brawrrrXO]

Ozilaero this kind of humour is top notch due to the quality production but the 10/10 jokes

[@Mayamushu]

Couldn't have put it better myself

[@Jaynita09]

Chonny's really out here doing this shit in 2018, what a king.

[@Azntastic3]

Can I have your ig? 😍

[@Azntastic3]

@The man ethan wtf i dont even remember commenting LMFAO

[@HeIvetikate]

crazy how 8 years ago was the B+ video and still making comedy skits, time goes by fast.....

[@thaik56]

He was making videos way before that though.

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

B+!?

[@yourchonny]

I hope you learnt something today

[@kaylenlabrooy]

Very educational

[@kaankaratas4528]

Please tell me the chinese songs in youre video's!!

[@ninc5883]

Thank you sifu

[@theonlyhikaru]

Yes, I understand very well that... ...all Feng Shui Masters are scammers. Call the police ASAP when they illegally barge into your house. Thanks bro for this valuable lesson 👍🏼

[@crystalgaming0593]

Can u upload the asian music you use

[@RydersCove]

Actual cookies in the tin? What sort of black magic is this

[@zoe-hc6nf]

so true

[@penos5442]

The non asian magic sadly

[@EpickillehMW3]

Holy shit I didn’t realize this was an Asian thing till I remembered my own cookie tin xD

[@alissahuynh788]

Usually it's your grandma's sewing things 😂

[@Huroviah]

You mean bad feng shui

[@DudeitsVero]

"Your house is now a virgin" xD

[@bobbywang8283]

"If you don't believe my words, believe my actions" Wisest words I've ever heard

[@Kira-bo2lq]

That moment with the sewing stuff and the cookie tin had me DEAD I think all ethnic families remember that container 😂

[@littlemom2070]

I still have one - from my mom.

[@dcspidey1218]

My mum has one aswell

[@rohinskii]

Actually quite liked the music!

[@zeke-]

*The Music in the Video* kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6HXiGpvfZKfrdk

[@markust3972]

What’s the song in the beginning with the drumming

[@gxuum]

@@markust3972 search lion dancing music and you probably might find it, cos I hear that sometimes when they do that

[@jacksonklark4917]

Why

[@jacksonklark4917]

English people are from England so why them

[@A_guan]

That cover of rolling in the deep 😂😂

[@petraisARMY7]

Tech Defender 😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@paulmateo4792]

1:24 that bin jump though - backwards

[@lizheu123]

i think he reversed the video so he was actually jumping down hahahah

[@conthewalrus9339]

@@lizheu123 what? No chonny knows wing chun

[@lizheu123]

Oh sorry, you are totally right!! Good feng shui

[@Archurus]

@@conthewalrus9339 MASTERED THE ART OF WING CHUN!

[@Ben-cq8hn]

Ikr

[@johnmaca5749]

I missed these videos

[@Ghost3d_]

"Bad feng shui smothering me like Hentai tentacles!" Bruh,im dead.😂💀

[@talosong7409]

Goes to random person's house to remove bad feng shui. Starts fighting each other

[@jaydenhpiano5600]

6:00 OMG THIS PART HAD ME DYING

[@OnlyOnline2O1O]

I didn't know Tom was so musically talented

[@purplebarber]

where's the chinese rolling in the deep

[@purplebarber]

nvm found it lol

[@songswithoutcorey5961]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6HXiGpvfZKfrdk

[@jeremyphilips138]

Where?!?

[@anonymoususer3477]

Near the end with the bad Feng Shui fight

[@laurence5711]

It’s from a Chinese opera singer Liao Jia Lin

[@PivotAngelic]

adding bloopers as if this whole skit isnt one

[@Luca-ny5lu]

I can’t believe this is a real job

[@wateriswet7387]

LJ S and it’s so fucking expensive

[@x0uls]

Ye it's a Chinese job well they actually do stuff in real life

[@eddie5759]

my grandma used to do this back in the old days LOL, she made pretty good money

[@hokamseng1]

@markin ace you dont understand the Chinese culture smh.

[@1308HK]

It's a fucking parody

[@fishingvietnam9370]

He’s Back

[@nfvy8111]

David Turtles his back*

[@fishingvietnam9370]

o Karmi IOS I Was Talking About The Feng Shui Master

[@Sleepybear_lara]

THAT IS SO TRUE WHEN YOU FIND THE BOX OF COOKIES YOUR LIKE YESSSS THEN WHEN YOU SEE I SIDE IT'S NANNAS WOOL AND SEWING STUFF AND THE FACE YOU MAKE IS SOOO FUNNY!!!

[@Sara-yl8ug]

I can’t believe the amount of hard work yOu put into this quality content.

[@extracurricular1]

4:00 had me dead lmao

[@cutcc]

Grade A cinematography right there ^^

[@Brandon-de9fm]

😂

[@aaronnguyen1631]

Lee Vo 9:12 cracked me up

[@harmeteisa2350]

Bro he hit him so hard he flew outside into a sitting position

[@galaxyzs_]

IKR XD

[@freedom9240]

I just rewatched the first Feng Shui video and this showed up! 🤗

[@sophiev988]

2.0 19 Is it the moving out video?

[@neeleshs.1909]

@@sophiev988 yeh

[@SixSageGt]

English people probably pronounce it as fing-shey

[@BrianOfAteionas]

Dammit Bobby I done told ya I don't want ya rearranging my tools because of some Chinese Fang Shewy nonsense!

[@meijiemeiji]

New Wideo wth

[@MinutemanOutdoors]

We say fung shwey xD

[@zoe-hc6nf]

Nah they pronounce it as feng-SHWEE

[@ZREJAY]

Feng Shui !

[@delanemoore4005]

I’ve lived in Hong Kong for 10 years ... this is brilliant.

[@alexk980]

Fighting the bad spirits with "Rolling in the deep" sung by a Asian man in the background, that is pure gold! Feng shui Masters should have a series where they go to peoples houses and cleanse them of bad spirits.

[@randyyeh7576]

6:05 to those wondering... we chinese like to put yarns and sowing kits in metal box

[@badrecords-6476]

I thought everyone did that

[@GraceLieu]

i swear, my parents hired a feng shui master for my house, and my parents put all these paintings and whatnot around the house to have good feng shui.

[@daneulaz6320]

6:42 that was actually amazing

[@123456789025258]

LOL

[@hubbival7325]

Albla Albla lmao.

[@ieatass4226]

Potential Insurance fraud situation 🤔

[@OCV102]

save money for swimming pool (win)

[@DemBigOlEyes]

To Africans, Water is money so your feng shui master was right; figuratively.

[@Teaaa12]

Albla Albla -- Swimming pool of money 💴

[@stevenphan4453]

Finally, Jesus Christ has delivered

[@anonymoususer3477]

Buddha*

[@stevenphan4453]

Anonymous User my bad shi fu

[@nothingtoseehere1233]

@@anonymoususer3477it’s actually a Chinese folk religious thing, not just Buddhist.

[@aidanw6725]

How does chonny make money if he doesnt put ads

[@riwazsubedi1521]

A.w I have yt pro

[@kebabkebab6312]

Who do you think is the Feng shey

[@samsav2866]

He is a part time comedian full time Feng shui master

[@johnsean3856]

He put feng shui

[@porkteriyaki]

6:11 HAHAHA RELATABLE cuz my mum always put sewing stuff in there BAHAHAHHA

[@xsqvz]

*the skits are back and the skits are lit.*

[@nfvy8111]

For a second I was like “wow toms really killing it on those drums” and then I realized it was an actual track overlayed

[@_leetealix_8419]

CHONNY! I’m so proud of you! *you actually posted* .....

[@AgentTYang]

When they enter in, plays Rolling in the Deep by China Man

[@Zenjii]

AFTER SO LOOOONG. Chonny has delivered a miracle.

[@bLUhURT]

Just imagine Dalena walking in right in the middle of this,

[@poopa854]

Nah I doubt that, we never see all three of them together in one shot, every shot only has one or two people so I'm guessing one of the three is holding the camera in each shot

[@poopa854]

Shit nevermind

[@123jumpo]

@@poopa854 you can hear dalena's laugh at 8:28

[@MelindaTseFilms]

LOOOL I'm dying of laughter. Thanks Chonny for the hilarious videos hahah, used to watch you so much back in the day & I'm glad that I rediscovered your content!! You're honestly one of my fave youtubers hahah :')

[@felixmak1712]

SO DAMNED FUNNY! Actual cookies in the sewing box! Every 'auntie' and my mum kept their sewing stuff in those kinds of tins...

[@chickenfeet8507]

😂“if you don’t believe my words... Believe my actions.” 😂

[@kaiser98berlin]

The Feng Shwuei so legit I feel it when Sifu screamed 6:41. Now I'm like 1:46 thanks Chon.. I mean Sifu

[@racsobro9894]

Laughed so much, this deserves 200 times more views!!!😂😂😂😂💞💞💞💞Love ya Chonny!

[@djeang10]

this is lowkey one of the greatest videos I've ever seen in my 15 years on youtube

[@mantlemoose]

the real magic is how the music kept playing after the guy stopped playing it:)

[@ASZzztoluca]

I panicked, thought something happened to the original video and you were reuploading it.

[@Aphexia]

My English teacher told me Urban Dictionary wasn’t a dictionary

[@theonlyhikaru]

It isn't? 🤔

[@sadenuttie2234]

My life is a lis

[@awesomeguy7624]

Your teacher is not a real teacher

[@SpiritsMustang]

Mindblowing fact

[@HanXDKYS]

Well it's because a lot of words are added by random people, so a lot of its info is untrusted

[@k_anti]

I was constipated for three days but watching the Feng Shui dance and Tom’s incredible horn blowing, the shit has been exorcised from within thank you fengshui masters

[@sxnrioslxts]

6:50 we need a full version

[@kenclonez]

This is why i subscribed 6 years ago!! More epic content like this please hahaha

[@SP-fd3sf]

"if you dont believe my words. Believe my actions" - Chonny

[@OGBIGBROOKLYN]

The type of videos I watch at 5 am. The greatest moments ever😂

[@trishapm8874]

Omg...the FOB rolling the the deep had me deceased!!!!!! ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[@keenman0403]

“Bad feng shui smothering me like hentai tentacles!”

[@johnmaca5749]

Senpai is back

[@DTBenny]

I missed these types of videos love ya chonny top quality content as always

[@3numa01]

5:59 I havent had those cookies for 2 years now :(

[@ambroseyeo3174]

FML HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING! its been awhile since i laughed out loud!! probably the funniest vid ever

[@Noobmaster-nb7cr]

6:19 the dog wants some of that.

[@BrandyDerg]

Im only 10 secs in the vid & i'm already chocking from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

[@momoqin9296]

My grandparents are like those “masters”

[@thebigstick5540]

2 years later and this is still funny as fuck

[@bloo7662]

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOE’S HAIR??!!!

[@likmebut7516]

what hair?

[@VarxenCore9]

"Your mother said your house need protection, so I hired FENG SHUI MASTER AGAIN!"

[@bLUhURT]

Just for that soup spluttering scene, they did it outside lol

[@xsuperpigx]

Man these monthly vids are killing me at least they still have top quality

[@TrApAnEsEsE]

6:42 Chinese battle cry

[@yosuke4289]

"Stage 7 cancer" "we need something to sew it back" lol 😂 Finally a juicy comedy video

[@alex-xg7dm]

“guys, i don’t like how it looks like i went to china once and now i‘ve got an asian fetish”

[@LinguistAmbie]

LMAO 😭😂😭😂 When he started playing that flute 😭😭😭

[@firebalI]

why doesn't this dude have 1 mil subs?

[@x713xBloodPsychosis]

There are so many references you made throughout this entire thing. Damn it was good. Proud of your faces.

[@jeremyphilips138]

Can someone link the rolling in the deep music😂😂😂😂 I’m deying😂😂

[@sel224]

HEREEE kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6HXiGpvfZKfrdk

[@kevinnham4066]

That part where Chonny cures the guy with cancer using Kung Fu Energy making the guy cough blood is definitely a parody of any scene in Hong Kong dramas, especially the Kung Fu genre when any person is severely injured or poisoned, another person does the same thing that Chonny and Tom did by channeling the energy into each other until it reaches the patient hitting their back using Kung Fu Energy also coughing blood as well!

[@RayMak]

Hahaha so good

[@achaii9605]

FINALLY A VIDEO

[@thataussieguy7784]

3:58 Naruto is that you

[@kuronoxai497]

God I missed these types of videos

[@enricolee5289]

1:24 song =《社慶》 welchang

[@dusanpredic5274]

Thanks

[@PickNNNPop]

3:47 With the Chinese *aarrttzz* 😂

[@caydenlum]

1:25 Chonny has mad hops

[@kawaiicreep1188]

I have the same slippers as Dalena 🥿 also telestrations is the best!!!

[@yewq7466]

Ahh yes, the most accurate dictionary. The Urban Dictionary.

[@ppddppt4012]

6:43 battle cry had me in tears

[@josephrako8936]

Where can I find this amazing rendition of “Sexbomb”?!

[@dusanpredic5274]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/on68dp2Bj85mf6M

[@hiennguyen-bp4ot]

Tom likes he can’t stop laughing every time he acts🤣🤣🤣

[@tinaxue8482]

2:48 its like a miracle... GOT7 MIRACLE EHEHHEHE

[@Cheahyoung]

That jump on the bin was impressive

[@reidecember5372]

I really wonder what his neighbours think if they hear or see him filming these 😂

[@Amineooo]

Tom is killing it with those dance moves

[@tengkualiff]

Remember ping? He is pong now. Feeling old yet?

[@prorenzo]

We need the full downloadable tracks for this video! They are LITTT

[@changebunny1442]

This is actually how chinese ghostbusters work. Trust me, i'm chinese

[@amberleaf7]

This was awesome. Hilarious.

[@Jordan-sk9po]

Being Chinese,I’m dying watching this xd

[@PashuWarrior]

I seriously needed that right now, your humour changed my perspective just by laughing, Thanks your cool

[@enigma3982]

Did anyone else liked to have seen him in the superwog series?

[@chanul1232]

This guy should have way more subs especially because of being on KZbin for more than 9 years